Opt out of social security & cancel your birth certificate: http://qbit.cc/how-to-cancel-your-social-security-number-and-birth-certificate-and-become-a-sovereign-citizen/
Faith & Liberty: http://www.hisholychurch.org/qanda.php
Free energy: http://ploopholes.com/
just got completely emasculated by a 16 year old in the gym
he benches 115kg.... and squats 155....
>cancel social security and birth certificate
Why the hell would you do that? What benefit will that give? I see only grief and problems doing that.
what does gaygen think about those guys
I love that Olly sings about gay stuff
songs are really good too
I love singing them at maximum volume in my car
Read it and call it shit, I don't mind, I'm just curious how people really view my writing
It took ages to realize he was a bald man not a spread ass over that baby
>tfw your dog is cuter than you are and pulls more guys than you
That's what I get for taking pictures with that dick attractor lol
>ties is the best song though back off haters
but you're right?
>desu Shine is just a little bit better
If i come out of the closet can I expect to be hit on?
im not sure i have the self confidence to keep approaching guys myself...
YOU'RE HERE YOU'RE QUEER AND IM STILL GETTING USED TO IT.
Didn't you see my leg picture the other day?
I am not beautifully thin anymore, Shitler.
Going on a diet when I go back to university.
And by diet, I mean a caloric deficit of diet soda, alcohol and Doritos.
>Get asked for picture of hand
>1) you are a straight man
have fun dealing with entitled women with empty heads and who will leave you the monent some Chad comes along, as well as constantly whining about the time you spend playing sports or vidya with friends. You will never have the experience of chilling with your bro AND having sex afterwards.
>2) you are a woman
i dont think i need to explain this one. good luck being an inferior citizen in everybody's mind
Haha this is so fear mongering propaganda to get people to ruin their lives.
Beginning is pretty boring and sometimes I just wind up skipping it, forgetting that the song gets 10x better.
Also acoustic version of King is just so much better than the regular.
>advantages of being 5'8
You get to put on musclemass more effectively
You look smaller and cuter, so are a good bottom
Considering you are a fat top, I'm not sure being 5'8 does you any favours :^)
You really are a tater tot.
>red number on birthcertificate is a stock exchange number
Yeah sure. w/e fat jabba the hut dude. This is some funny shit.
Wow great gen a bunch of gays talking about their dicks all day. Grow up.
I'm lifting nothing crazy, I'm not a huge gym guy
So like 25 kg dumbbells #curlbro hopefully not actually
58 kg / 127 pound by May
Meant to link this in my last post again https://www.dropbox.com/s/4qhxskpiqg93b9c/bonds.rtf?dl=0
Not yet but that's the Max I have at home, and remember I'm not new to fitness I just let it slide for a year
I'm currently curling 15 kg which is 1/5 of my body weight 73 kg currently
Wouldn't want it any other way
Something starchy abouth this post but I can't put my proximal end on it
how does everyone way so much more than me..
Even some of my friends who don't like weigh more than me
I lift and I eat, I don't think I should be -that- light
I guess I shouldn't complain since i'm trying to lose weight but geeze.
>I'm manly as hell m80
I've been slowly stealing bits of your body, and replacing it with foam.
You're only ugly because you have a lack of self esteem and that is fixed (mostly) by changing your body habits.
Unless you have actual serious deformities like your face was burnt off or something in that case surgery is a blessing.
me too. that's why you get a dog cos they don't give a fuck about those things.
it's just what I call eating habits, hygiene habits, mental habits, and physical habits all wrapped in one - body habits. They all impact your body and self image, even though some people unfortunately only focus on eating or physical (lifting/cardio/etc)
Read your writing. I have to say I was really into it in the beginning. The thing with the clock was awesome. I feel like the ending was a cop out though. I really enjoyed it and would love to read anything else you write. Keep it up! You have talent.
You are 100% the most bland, unremarkable and uninteresting person I have ever witnessed before.
The inestimatable depths of my apathy are only bottomed out by my burgeoning realisation that you are a real person, and that you must presumably have some kind of social interactions. It is only through fantasizing about the sheer stultification of these (I would guess rare) occaisions that I can muster the interest necessary to type a few desultory words as a response to your dull, grey and uninspiring posts, in addition to the technical challenge of attempting to express the sheer overwhelming boredom you emit like some kind of effluent aura in such a feeble tool as the English language.
I wish you had a name because now I want to go find that picture you posted once with your face in it
NO WAIT ACTUALLY
i stopped typing this post half way through to go look again and I found them both
Gosh you're cute
Even people with personality and qtiness feel that way
Ask someone who knows you if you're insecure, anon.
I wouldn't mind a fluffy Kleppe.
Your aesthetic makes me laugh no matter what, slut.
That a very racist and hurtful image to post
Don't you know how oppressed my people have been by the use if that implement
It's all g
I get you about the ending, I might rewrite it later but I like the concept of him always choosing her and its hard to show that without breaking from the room
Also I loosely based it off quantum suicide fyi
Nice pasta, any sauce ?
Lucky. My experience with business men is that it's not gay if I suck them off. But the minute I ask them to do something, they get all higher ground no homo esque.
They're all stuck up closet cases
Do you ever feel like you're making a girl or group of girls uncomfortable, and feel the urge to "casually" mention your BOYFRIEND so they'll start to treat you like a human being and not some creepy predator? I think I come across as the embarrassing "nice guy" beta orbiter type, but I just want to make people regardless of gender feel good by being pleasant and positive. (Anyway it's not like being a douche would be better as far as perception goes). Looking for ways to mention I'm gay seems like an annoying attitude and it pisses me off that I need this in normal, casual settings (attending a "teaching skills" workshop with a bunch of PhD students) in order to start comfortably discussing stuff...
His always choosing her was lost on me actually. It didn't really seem like they were married until the end. I kind of half expected it to he revealed that they didnt know eachother. Either way it's a good start to a great short story! Maybe a couple more edits and you'll have something really solid and cool. The white room/trapped/amnesia thing has been done time and time again, but everyone has their own spin off of it. Don't be hard on yourself that it's similar to something else.
Most Americans don't know what cottaging is.
This belongs on a Gore thread
I get you, rereading it, they have no relationship shown ... that is fucking awful writing by me and the romance to the ending is then lost , ok yeah it's getting rewritten.
Ok but you know that "short and sweet" expression applies here. To get a solid jab at me you need to be original, short and cutting. So nothing I haven't heard before, no overly long diatribe about every aspect and it has to cut to my cut really pull me apart and dissect the innards
That's how you get me good
In short, git gud
I had a guy that I bottomed for that was around my age Im 23 and he was 27 and he tried to pull that shit with me. After he came I asked him to finish me off. He got down there and said, with my dick 2cm from his mouth, "I don't suck dick." He asked why I didn't cum while I was bottoming and I had to explain how we aren't all lucky like that. Weirdly enough though he told me to rub my cock on his butt and jerk off. I started and then just forced it inside him. After taking his bp for awhile I pulled out and came all over the shirt he was wearing and in his hair. He walked home like that. Made me feel better at least.
Please. I don't need advice from a barely literate high-schooler repeating his final year for the second time due to gross incompetence. If I want literary criticism, I will ask for it.
Dude honestly I struggle with the same thing constantly. I look like the average guy, so I get women who constantly assume I'm into them if I'm just being nice. I just figure all women are bitches. I don't even try anymore.
Yes, but Americans just call it public sex in a public restroom. Since there are no cottages with public restroom stations. Closest to that is a recreational public park restroom.
>but like still stands to reason that it's a terribly way to find a boyfriend??
Obviously. You don't find boyfriends that way, you find desperate. Which if you're desperate is good enough of a match
Potential relationships are made the most traditional and boring of ways. Work/school/friends. Imagine you'll actually have to talk to people. I wouldn't recommend the bar scene or the apps if you're looking for something real. It might take time, but it's worth it.
Commendable, you sure showed me.
Thus humbled and cowed, I must retreat back into lazy repose. As I said earlier, my motivation to point out your risible failure comes and goes, and now it is most definitely going. Boring, boring, boring.
I agree it is a terrible way to do anything sexual, let alone finding potential partners, but that's probably where George Michael found his partner. Huehuehue.
I wasn't cheating!
I was single and lonely and feeling bad about myself!
That's a depressing world view, anon.
There's a lot in between bleak and fairytale
He was also the guy i lost my virginity to
He'd usually been up for relapse cuddles and he was a huge mountain bear of a man
He totes wasn't having it that night, tho, I figured he'd probably been done with me tho he still treated me plenty friendly tho distant.
my selfconfidence has been shattered by having to ask out so many straight guys, I just want someone to ask me out for once
so i think maybe i will just come out of the closet and go full flamer, maybe someone will hit on me then?
Who gay acting straight here?
I live for memes tbqh
I actually saw him once more walking down the street in the morning. He saw me and came over to talk to me. He told me how he had so much fun and how "hot" I am. I joked about the cum on his shirt and then he asked if I was busy and I said no and offered him to come into my place. We talked a bit. I told him that I was willing to see him regularly as a friend with benefits as long as he didn't have a wife and kids. I gave him a bj and sent him on his way. Swallowing like the good boy I am. I never saw or heard from him again. It's been months. I think he might have actually had a wife and kids. He kept assuring me he wasn't gay, "just bi".
>tfw jupp looks better in a dress than you do ;~;
Not really. Dickmeasuring would be rattling off a list of writers who I personally admire, which would of course be subjective, and therefore disengenous to impose upon you with confidence.
But that doesn't mean I can't laugh at you for suggesting Joyce. It reminds me of those people who say they like Classical music, then when you ask them about who they especially like they say "uh... Beethoven".
And reading this, I was not wrong.
>"when people write with any form and use of literary ability it's Joyce"
Just stop. I don't want to be in this conversation for a moment more.
Cucks also what every bi top is on the inside.
Also pic related to you circe.
>tfw want to hookup with older guys
>tfw still virgin
On the one hand I feel like to be "safe" or "natural" i should lose my V-card with someone my own age (18), but on the other hand I don't really find teenagers attractive.
I think i might be one... I am beginning to suspect I might be partially attracted to women....
Straight guy here.
I lost my virginity to a 21 year old 8 out of 10 with double ds and a fat asswhen I was 16. Fucking do it faggot its awesome. Fucking older people when you're younger is one of life's unspoken joys. I've had teenage love also and that shits for the birds tbqh. Fucking older people when younger or underage preferably is amazing. I wish I was jailbait again tbqh.
Well, I think im a powerbottom-y kind of guy normally. I wouldnt want to be dominated by a woman anyway - they look weak as shit, it would be embarassing.
But I could probably put my dick in a girls mouth or between her breasts. Not sure about the vag, I probably couldnt do that without puking.
Yeah. I'm not sure if im just a grumpy mysogynist or what but I literally have no women I consider my "friend", only acquaintances. They all seem like cunts.
Bi tops are really just straight bottoms. They got tired of being cucks to women so they go to gays where they are top tier but they end up bottoming after a month or two because they cant get hard plus they are beta.
>yfw you realize that gaygen has no gays but just bitter r9k dropouts
What sort of sleeping bills. Suicide by barbiturates isn't like its portrayed in the movies, you have to have a lot of pills on hand, and most likely you will experience organ failure.
You could try sleeping pills + alcohol + plastic bag over your head but again, not the safest method if you're looking for success and not just attention.
Actually, that can't kill you. Killing yourself through pills without direct access to OFF-the-counter meds is very painful and expensive (and doesn't work 99% of the time).
Just hitting you with reality b u d
Does anybody want to internet date a. straight fuzzy manlet with a 5.5 inch penis who is muscular who is hypermasculine and too much energy but really sweet when he's not being rude.
At least you'll have fun ill make you cum...
You dress like 14 year old me.
My mom played abba day in and out when she was pregnant with me, and she continued to do so after I was born. By five I could sing along to most of the songs.
Now I know who to sue for making me gay.
Yeah, foreplay is amazing, but people just speed past that shit.
some basic blowjobs -> some basic eating -> some fucking -> some jerking off until cumming
The worst routine on the planet tbqh
Nah, the guys who really like eating asses take their time and will also realize that the ass isn't just the hole.
>I think it's guys who are just really into asses
>he also likes lots groping
sounds really good,i'm with you so far...
>and will probably also ask me to sit on his face
It's a lost art.
Once went on a date who discovered I have a huge turn on spot right on my neck that I never knew I was there... I was basically putty in his hands for the next hour till I finally released and shot the roof of my car...
whoah uh why is your jawline so swoopy
i like this angle of your face better
i mean, i'm just relaying experience
also he builds a "routine" to sex like dang that's kind of depressing
i used to be super self conscious about it, like, you know, getting my butt so close to someone's face like that until more and more guys would ask for it and now i think i even have a kink for it
My mister fucking loves it, too, so it's all good
IS SEX REALLY THAT GOOD? HOW DO I GET IT? IS IT DIFFICULT TO DO?