Male anal???

>>5572640
It's an extremely bad idea. I hear it makes mustard gas.

>>5572653
pls go
>>5572640
>Straight man here to ask is buying a dildo for anal a bad idea
no, why would it be? Just by one that's flared at the bottom, cuz you really don't want to end up at the ER because you have a dildo intended for women stuck up your ass.
Also, you might want to buy a smaller size first though. Like 18cm tops. That's like 7 inches. get some lube while you're at it.

So here's your list:
7 inches long, tops.
Flared at the bottom, so it cannot slide into your anus
Lube.

That's it, you're golden. For the record, I have never used a dildo before, so I'm just pulling this out of my ass, but I had watched an educational video once on youtube? Somebody with actual experience might want to back me up on this?

>>5572734
7 inches is pretty long
Your prostate is only a few inches in so a dildo that's like 5 to 6 is more than adequate and better suited to beginners.

Also only buy real silicone (lookup if it's been tested because generally when it says it's silicone there's a good chance they're lying), glass (Pyrex ideally), or stainless steel.
Those are the only safe materials. There will be lots of other dildos of course but the majority of dildos are made with unhealthy materials since it's an unregulated market.

I know a straight guy who's married to this girl who puts buttplugs in him so I guess go for that. You can probably google butt plug for straight guy and come up with a bunch of products tailored to that particular... uh... activity.

>>5572757
>7 inches is pretty long
is it?
I'm kind of half a virgin but still. The guy I gave blowjobs to, had a 7 inch dick and I thought it was quite small. I wished he had like a 9 or 10 inch dick.

>>5572871
Did he actually have a 7 inch dick? Did you yourself measure it?
I haven't exactly slept around much but I've found the majority of guys lie about their size.

>>5572871
Seven inches is very small, the average is about 11 inches

>>5572640
Get an aneros helix

It's technically not a dildo but you can simply flex your sphincter while it's in you to give you an orgasm.

>>5573029
no, but my own dick is like 6,3 inches, which I had measured. His was bigger. I mean, it wasn't bad or anything. I just kinda wanted to gag on it, have trouble keeping my jaw open, that sort of thing.
Instead I pretty much was able to give a decent blowjob without any major issues on the first try. It was..dissapointing. Though I did started to gag when he came in my mouth. That was kinda gross. I have no idea why others like the taste.
Plus I imagine if I hadn't had any trouble giving a blowjob, my ass would certainly be able to accomodate a bigger size too, wouldn't it? A 9 inch cock would sounds perfect to me.

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>>5572734
>I'm just pulling this out of my ass

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>>5574063
I had been awake for 26 hours when I wrote that post. I swear to god I had no intention of punning it up.

turned out alright though