/mtfg/ - Trans Girl General

i dONT LIKE SAND NIGER
WUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Animes must be stopped

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Lets take a second to recognize that the real Kayla hasn't been posting. Someone with the same trip name has been, trying to ruin her already poopy character.

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>>5567532

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>>5567537
fuck ISIS tbhon

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>>5567532
i-it's a song kayla

pls calm down

Cuteposting™ edition!

>>5567559
>pls calm down
i'll calm down after my femoral artery is opened

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>>5567560

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>>5567545
I can't hear you over the sound of my free healthcare

>>5567556
>paying attention to Kyler
time to move on baby

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If you haven't read it, The Spider King is a good book.

>>5567552
thats her unless she gave away her trip again

>>5567563
That would certainly lower your blood pressure.

>>5567548
no seriously

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>>5567563
Post pic proof you're the real kayla

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>>5567560
>mfw not a cute cat

#shemale

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http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=323_1429066834
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlW53U7BuVI

>>5567565
upvoted

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xth for Allah is great!

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>>5567560
>Cuteposting™ edition!
I'm down with this edition. It's strange watching kayla just loose her shit on literally everyone tonight, even those who are being sympathetic and supportive.

BTW, I have begun watching some Avatar episodes. I like how expressive they are. The artists really know how to take the characters and have them emote.

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>>5567575
you are to me anon, you are to me

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>>5567563
Do you consistently seek negative attention?

Everytime you move forward you bring yourself back own.

Some words from a year + ago

>>5567565
same. uk n canada should have a joint healthcare agreement so we can vaycay

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>>5567575
omg he went from spooky to cutie patootie

>>5567583
>Everytime you move forward
I never move forward, everyone else might but I am stuck in this shitty situation and no one will help me

>>5567565
I wish I had free healthcare not for my trans shit (well, okay it's part of the reason) but so I could get some fucking surgeries I need so I don't die

>>5567580
>It's strange watching kayla just loose her shit on literally everyone tonight, even those who are being sympathetic and supportive.
There isn't anything strange about this, this has been happening every few weeks for the past 4 years.

>>5567582
hey, do you have skype? you seem pretty cool and i wanted to say hi

>>5567593
No one wants to help you

Help yourself

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>>5567560
I think it's too late for that, but it never hurts to try?

>>5567563
is that an srs thing?

I'm bad at biology

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>>5567564
Why are cats so adorable? :3

>>5567575
u will be in my heart anon

>>5567580
Glad to hear u like it my fellow granny! ^_^

>>5567593
>no one will help me
wow i wonder why

Ive never had Kayla lose her shit on me. I kinda want her to desu

>>5567593
I thought you had lots of money and a supporting mother and didn't need help? If you want to get out of it get a job and work your way out of it.

"Free healthcare" is a bit of a misnomer. You sort of pay for it in higher taxes and the fact that all the best doctors flee to the USA. It's nice not having to pay for absurdly stuff like free genitals, I guess, but its not workable in the longterm. The UK is having chronic problems with the NHS and Canada is constantly in understaffing/strike quagmires.

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>>5567599
:D I have skype but i only talk to one person ever on it :(

nothing personal!

I have steam and chat to people on there though! Its Tillyonaire, you should add me :) I'm kinda lame but I'm not the worst person ever.

>>5567600
>Help yourself
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
its impossible without millions of dollars. how else could I afford the unaffordable ffs and srs?

>>5567598
I will never kiss ass to the shitters like you anymore

>>5567595
what do you need? don't you know our country wants us dead? or else they would have paid for all out operations already like every non american here

>>5567617
>I will never kiss ass to the shitters like you anymore
until tomorrow

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I got pocky
It's bretty gud

>>5567617
you won't afford it, you'll stay ugly + no pass forever. it's nobody's fault. stop blaming everyone else.

you're the shitter.

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>>5567617
>I will never kiss ass to the shitters like you anymore
But you're easily the biggest shitter here

>>5567617
>its impossible without millions of dollars. how else could I afford the unaffordable ffs and srs?
Those do not cost millions and are easily affordable if you get a job and save

>>5567617
transplants and joint operations
and yes i do
im too poor to run to canada though

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>>5567593
I help those who help themselves.
You have a problem. If you have the cajones to admit that you have a problem with not wanting to improve yourself, perhaps people would be more willing to help you. As it is, people are literally seeing the same thing they saw for years.

The first step in solving any problem is recognizing there is one.

You are afraid to change and thus refuse to help yourself.
Enough?

>>5567609
you honestly don't. it's like someone walked up to me randomly and gave me a baby and walked away and now i can't do anything.

>>5567616
no worries! I don't really use steam =\ i guess it just wasn't meant to be >.>

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>ywn be cis

>>5567633
p-pls...

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>>5567630
>it's like someone walked up to me randomly and gave me a baby.

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>>5567633
hmm

>>5567622
>it's nobody's fault
yeah right, if every person on earth gave me a measly dollar I wouldn't even be here, I would me in Milan italy getting custom heels now and then take my jet to tokyo for some Kobe sliders, and then fly to argentina for some pasta dinner. Then I would wake up and go helesking in Alaska and then maybe some surfing at teahupoo
I need money

>>5567642
i'll give you a dollar if you shut up

whats your paypal email

>>5567642
GET A JOB THEN

>>5567630
She just needs to grow up and be an adult.

>>5567642
that's not really true, there's like ~50 regular posters here tops at any one time, you'd have about $50

>>5567646
yea totally but i don't need to fucking take care of her

>>5567642
Why should all 7 billion people give a dollar to you?
I'd rather it go to someone more deserving.

>>5567633

I'd hold a door open for her/10

>>5567644
never made a paypal and I won't take money from people here, I may be an asshole but I know most of us here from the US at least are struggling financially

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>>5567642

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>>5567642

>>5567654
then why are you saying you want everyone on earth to give you $1

how am i supposed to give you a dollar if theres no way i can give it to you

>>5567651
She needs to start taking care of herself instead of whining about nobody doing it for her

>>5567621
Woah jelly, gimmie some

>>5567642
nobody wants to give you a measly dollar because you're human trash. you deserve nothing from anyone.

you will amount to nothing. you have nothing interesting about you. you are not pleasant to look at, talk to, interact with, share knowledge with, or even think about.

leave this pleasant garden of existence. you are a weed and you are ruining the aesthetic.

>>5567652
>I'd rather it go to someone more deserving.
Bullshit, I am the deserving one. I used to be an action sports personality. I know what having fun means but its sooooooo expensive. None of you know the thrill of driving in the Hollywood hills in a convertible Porsche but I do. I used to own a Porsche but I had to sell it to pay for my medical bills after my wreck at the Xgames.

>>5567665
And you like ketchup.

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>>5567642
We all need money. The question is, what is stopping you from getting a job?

Here's some context for you:
I'm waiting on the OK to begin work at the new site with the soon to be employer. In order to do that I need all the ducks in a row. The problem: Running low on money.

There isn't even a guarantee that I will have the job until I am physically seated in the position.

However, as it stands, I am aware that I can have an income of 1600 every two weeks and all I have to do is pick up a phone.

That job you don't want to do because it might make you feel dysphoric is literally a phone call away. The only thing stopping you from making that call is you. Nobody else.

Also, Tea'hu'po eh? I tried that one only once. I got a nice gash on my hand and decided it was too insane for me. The damn thing is a hydraulic machine.

>>5567667
>after my wreck at the Xgames.
and whose fault was that? maybe if you were better at riding a bike you wouldnt have crashed lmao

>>5567660
not people from mtfg, except for lilly because he is loaded with money, how else would he convince suporn to operate without a diagnosis of gid?

>>5567674
dude youre contradicting yourself

>>5567642
>if every person on earth

>>5567674
>not people from mtfg

are we not on earth right now?

>>5567667
If you are deserving, simply prove it. From what I know, you spend your days lashing out at people on an anime image board. You are extremely entitled desu

Also I enjoyed that brag about driving a Porsche, just goes to show how much of a brat you are .

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>>5567642
Get a job and be frugal.

I pocket $2000+ a month because I only spend around $900

Not that hard to maintain a strict budget.

>>5567669
You used to surf too? Where are you from geographically?

>>5567671
it was a freak accident but Monster didn't pay my fucking bills

>>5567679
don't waste your time replying to her

>>5567682
what job you ahve? how much apy?

>>5567686
>freak accident
i know, you're a freak and you had an accident

doesn't change that its your fault for wrecking

>Kyler hon hour
Remind me why this fucker is shitting up the thread?

>>5567686
you're a freak accident

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>>5567674
So wait, you think you deserve money more than someone else just because you used to have a porsche and a position in the X-games and we should feel sorry for you?

Go fuck yourself you spoiled little brat. Try getting off your ass for once and get a job. Why should anyone give you anything when you have demonstrated in the past that you are unable to manage your own finances?


Ok, real talk to mtfg:

Who here is currently living on some kind of welfare because their parents kicked them out after they came out of the closet and is working a blue collar job? Raise your hand because I want you to message me on the IRC for free money.

>>5567682
You're also a man faced ugly nazi.

>>5567688
It's all good
I'm in a car right now, so I have time to waste

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I can't sleep

>>5567682
>I pocket $2000+ a month because I...
am a fucking dirty prostitute like dollface

>>5567679
>simply prove it
proof doesn't matter. The question you need to ask is why anyone ever makes millions. If you and everyone else did something about it, millionaires would be killed on site. And they should be for taking all the peace and safety away from everyone. If million and billionaires gave us all the money we could be free from pain forever.

>>5567703
Are you going somewhere fun at least?

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>>5567690
HAD

I just quit 3 days ago

Was making 60k ish depending on bonuses

Web dev

>>5567700
: O

So hey, "real talk" are all mtf trans like people here or is this just 4chan mtfs?

>>5567708
Are you a communist?

>>5567711
Already have
Heading home

>>5567698
>Try getting off your ass for once and get a job
a "job" ain't going to get me the money I am accustomed to. If I got a job it would have to pay $500 an hour because that was my old wage.

>>5567708
Dollface is cool

I do not make much profit from camwhoring.

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>>5567704
Come cuddle with me and watch some papa Frank bb ;)

>>5567717
go back to /pol/ chaser

>>5567704
>I can't sleep
go make some people sandwiches you slave

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>>5567719
You are such a dumb shit
I tried to be nice to you but I just can't do it.

>>5567719
Nobody fucking cares what you are accustomed to you stupid child get a fucking job, this is why nobody likes you and it has 0 to do with how you look.

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>>5567719
You could probably make a lot of money if you ran with the "miss cock" thing. Food for thought.

>>5567719
what did you do in the x-gamez?

>>5567724
I don't know how. Will you take my hand and show me?

>>5567729
>>5567729
>>5567729

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>>5567723
That would be fun

>>5567725
K

>>5567718
>Are you a communist?
No, because the money never goes to the people in communist situations. If it worked right everyone would only have to work an hour a day and everyone would have a mansion and nice cars because that is all that apparently matters.

>>5567731
Besides crash

im still a little drunk and a little mad

>>5567736
Sorry
I thought you were because of your entitlement and your irrational hatred for the rich

>>5567731
I was Honda's and Monsters factory rider. I literally had it the fuck made till my crash. I doubt I would have ever tried transition if I didn't ruin my career on a superman back flip.

>>5567552
>trying to ruin her already poopy character
but this Kayla is already better than the original

>>5567741
why are you mad?

>>5567737
Like most of what Kayla says, nothing is ever been proven to be true

>>5567674
>without a diagnosis of gid
are you retarded ?
I was diagnosed, unlike you you little disgusting sissy
now go away and show /b/ your Miss Cock
you are everything wrong with a system that hands out mones to somebody without diagnosis

>>5567732
Do you trust me?

I can show you the world!

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>>5567719
Well guess what.
It's something.
If you don't like it, produce something.

Here's the thing: You aren't rich anymore. The moment you accept this, the better you'll be.You'll be able to let go of the attachment and begin to focus on you. Here and now.

You aren't rich anymore. Congratulations.


Welcome to the rest of humanity.

Now get the fuck to work. Because around here we pull ourselves up by our own damn bootstraps and guess what? When we fall on hard times, we bitch about it so that we can figure out how to pull ourselves back up.

I come from a poor family. My dads grandparents were hog farmers. His grandpa married a huron woman who was the descendant of a signer of the greenville treaty. Every generation of my family since coming over from Germany (After a bad revolt that nearly wiped out the family) was poor because we lost our status and wealth. But guess what. Instead of bitching about it, the family got on with the process of living and got better with time.

So stop making excuses. You aren't any worse than my own family. And I know you have it better than I do...

You need to learn how the world works. I'll help with that,

>>5567749
>nothing is ever been proven to be true
she posted her knee and its pretty scarred up

>>5567741
i wish we were friends irl desu ;_;

>>5567750
>system that hands out mones to somebody without diagnosis
Excellent point

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>Look up the person who was insulting me and called me disgusting and dangerous
>they look like complete shit
why is it always hons that take it upon themselves to get mad at others for fixing their bodies

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Kiwi's boobs are cute! CUTE!!

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>tfw therapist appointment on tuesday
>tfw know I won't say what I mean to because my brain just blanks the second therapy starts
I think about what to say and how I'm feeling the whole time but the second he asks me what's going on my brain just stops working. I dunno if it's fear or what it is

>>5567719
weren't you literally talking two threads ago about how you wanted to work at a pizza place but your mother wouldn't let you? I bet that shit isn't paying $500/hour. You need to realize nobody's just going to hand you that kind of job. Hell, nobody's really going to hand you any sort of job, you need to earn it. Sitting here on an anime image board complaining about how you can't buy Porsche to 18-25yo's who've only had a job or two isn't going to win you sympathy, and it sure isn't earning you anything.

Honestly I think you're bullshitting everyone here half of the time. All of this sounds like some inconsistent, elaborate story

>>5567765
Lewd

>>5567729
wanna hang out sometime elanna-chan

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>>5567765
hey
what the heck grace

>>5567764
post you then them
>>5567765
post her tits
also why are you talking about your gfs tits to a community that knows your gf
freak id dump you

>>5567752
since you ain't rich I cannot take that advice. I need something that can keep up with my needs and "work" doesn't pay anything. For instance I had 5 bottles of champagne just for this new years. I never want to live lower than I do now ever. I don't deserve to live like a peasant.

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>tfw so high that I just spent 30 minutes imagining a full on relationship with gf Ricky and it almost made me cry.
I wish I could be so happy. She watched me make delicious oatmeal ;~;

>>5567769
come to the irc and you can hang out with elanna (and me) rn!!

>>5567746
im having feelings

>>5567756
we could be but u playin

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>>5567775
>For instance I had 5 bottles of champagne just for this new years.
You're fucking disgusting

ok it's just a troll at this point, people. move on. filter and report.

>>5567744
Who do you think you are travis pastrami? gtfo of here trying to superman backflip.

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>>5567775
>I don't deserve to live like a peasant.
>tfw you know kayla will crash and be a bearded hobo in 10 months

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>>5567772
I'm not passable though desu
The other person:
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/12024286/you%27re%20certainly%20one%20to%20talk.jpg
me:
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/12024286/NSFW/my%20body/20150626_164152.jpg

>>5567765
How about that 8 inch dick kiwi chaser used to plow Cheska with for years and years?

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>>5567771
>>5567765
you two are cute together

>>5567782
ohh

random feels are the worst

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>tfw the FBI is without a DOUBT monitoring this thread right now.
We're fucked.

>>5567784
>You're fucking disgusting
No, it was amazing. Imagine a light fluffy wine with a slight carbonation and a floral yet nutty finish, it was so good I couldn't just stop at one bottle

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>>5567775
Yes you do deserve to live like a peasant.
Because guess what. You are one.
I know for a fact though that I make more a year than you do with just this one job. At 100K a year, as far as I'm concerned, you are truly beneath me.

But guess what. I got to where I am myself. I had no opportunities for education. I had no special talents that won me a scholarship. All I did was look at the resources I had at my disposal and I exploited the shit out of them.

You think you are better than anyone else? You ain't. The sooner you accept that the sooner you can get better.

Go fuck yourself peon.

>>5567775
Kayla, you're obviously trying to live FAR above your means. If you want a rich lifestyle, you have to be doing something that supports that lifestyle. It's not owed to you.
Why didn't you invest any of your money? Do you have any skills other than motorcross? Being rich isn't something that's owed to you.

>>5567717
no, /lgbt/ is just a specially designed full on aspergers autism tho

>>5567792
mm not passable yet but qt
kiss me

>>5567797
is a nutty finish what you call it when you're done with miss cock

>>5567801
>you're obviously trying to live FAR above your means
well duh, or else the money wouldn't have ran out

>>5567775
>I don't deserve to live like a peasant
Fuck off you cunty little shit.
All this I don't deserve this and I deserve that. You are the most entitled faggot I've ever met, I've met richer people more humble than you. Seriously, how the fuck do you deserve wealth? How have you contributed to society in such a way.
You are a horrible person and unless you start on the path to self improvement, I hope that only terrible things come from your pathetic, meaningless life.

>>5567811
you deserve to live like a peasant

I can't tell if you guys all know each other irl and hang out or if you guys are watching each other cook and masturbate on skype and calling it a relationship.

>>5567813
>How have you contributed to society in such a way
I invented the Superman Indian Air.

EUhhH somebody just give me a good dicking

>>5567815

>know each other irl and hang out or if you guys are watching each other cook and masturbate on skype and calling it a relationship.

id say half and half

>>5567815
didnt maddie already tell you off
fuck off back to your politics faggot

>>5567818
i will, where do you live?

>>5567815
a lot of the people here are in portland and la

>>5567769
I'd love to hang out IRL, but I probably live super far away. We're hanging out in the IRC right now if you want to join up though ^^

is there a catfight in this thread?

also what do you call a catfight between two transladies?

>>5567775
You're worse than a peasant because you don't even have a job to support yourself with you're going to literally be a hobo in the next few years, I hope you have fun on the streets screaming about how the world owes you at random passerby's

>You will never hang Kayla to the top of a flagpole by her underwear after school
I used to give nerds like her swirlies back in the day.

>>5567818
sure
where you @?
>>5567825
a dongfight
awoo

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>>5567825
Cockfighting?

>>5567816
Such a worthwhile invention
Contributes nothing except more broken bones.

>>5567717
hard question to answer really. Kayla is fucked in the head and you can see that, most of the normal ones rarely post or dropped their trips

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>>5567816
>I invented the superman indian air
That's nice peon.

Come back and talk to me when you actually produce something for a living.

>TFW you know that you can actually pull social class on Kayla unironically because your very existence refutes any point Kayla could ever hope to make.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BO0ewM8Vnwk

>>5567834
drumkick

>>5567825
2 dicks and no chick

>>5567829
who says that anyone deserves money? its all a shame based on nothing. There is no reason others should make more money than anyone else, and if they do it should go to others who were fucked out of making that much

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>>5567825
nah just one giant dick screaming about wanting to be a cunt

Oh yeah I suppose that makes sense.

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>>5567810

##hog 7
if anyone want's it, it was fun

>>5567854
test

>>5567843
>No reason others should make more money
Yeah there is
A guy who works at McDonalds deserves to be paid less than a teacher or a doctor. The teacher and doctor contribute more to society than the burger flipper and thus should receive a higher wage.
Move to North Korea if you want everyone to be paid the same.

>>5567854
who

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>Mfw this thread

>>5567843

...what. This is some marxist sounding shit. Are you all part of that cultural marxist cancer that is killing white society I've heard so much about?

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>tfw no future
>tfw can't imagine anything about my life past graduation next year

>>5567854
I fucking knew it

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>>5567809
thanks anon but
I'm not sure if I'll ever be qt as a girl

>>5567775
are you fucking kidding me? nobody deseres anything. the world owes you nothing. the world owes dennis ritchie nothing. the world owed dfw nothing. the world owed gysin nothing. nobody is owed anything inherently. i live in a fucking liing room with a train screeching in my ear at 10 minuite intervals, and i'm happy that i'm not on the street tonight. be thankful that you have a bed. be thankful that you have a computer, the world will wreak havoc upon you when it feels like it. that is how it works. life is suffering, and it always will be. teal with it.

>>5567867
>tfw no future
iktf
>tfw can't imagine anything about my life past graduation next year
im experiencing not knowing jack shit what to do post graduation rn
am considering suicide tomorrow

>>5567792
You're rly cute and have a super soft face :3

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##shemale
if anyone want's it, it was fun

>>5567868
cute enough to date though

>>5567792
i was expecting the other person to be a 50 year old or something lol

>>5567866
>white society
there's specifically white society?

>>5567879
Not as a girl
not yet
maybe eventually

>>5567876
aww, thanks
My brother's gf is actually doing my makeup tonight probably, maybe I'll pass then

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>>5567864
I know Pookie... I know

>>5567884
Yes. Of course there is. Are you white? I think you'd know this if you were white.

>>5567873
Every time someone asks what I want to do after I graduate I come up with some answer but in all reality I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. Everyone here seems better than me in everything, I feel like an impostor that doesn't know anything at all, I'm a recluse who doesn't talk to anyone around campus, I consistently lie to my parents about having friends and doing stuff when in reality I spend most weekends in my room not talking to anyone because I never bothered to make friends. If I didn't have the guilt of my parents finding me dead I would've offed myself freshman year

>>5567889
Makeup can def help :3 I rly think you look girly already as well. I hope you have fun with it!

>>5567891
get on skype

>>5567816
Bullshit
Carey hart invented it in 1998

http://www.fmxschool.com/fmx_trick_history.htm

Need to get this thread back on track, who wants to talk about feet?

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>tfw ywn have a threesome with moot and hiro

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mtfg, how do i get a bf?

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>>5567909
NO

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>>5567913
moot is pretty cute desu. Ugh hiro not so much >_>.

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>>5567914
Chloroform

>>5567889
eh
good enough to date as a person tho

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>>5567920
Moot can take the front then

>>5567895
i know all of those feels except im not even in college. wont last a fucking day there cus i dont know shit at all since after 7th gr
stil ltrying to think of a way to stealth suicide

>>5567914
>>5567922
you take a Banana, put some lube on the Banana, then fill a glass with roofies and feed it to a guy
LIFE
HACKED

>>5567914
Be yourself

>>5567927
let me take the back :3

>>5567913
What positions tbhdesu?

>>5567934
im gross and terrible tho. no one would want myself

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>>5567933
OH YEAH

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>>5567914
Just lift

I haven't seen very many passable people since I've been here, but I don't hold it against them. Passing seems to be this really weird thing here. At least a handful of the passers seem to be complete psychos, and you know, looks aren't everything.

Like with feet. You guys have a weird thing about feet. No one cares about what your feet look like. Anyone who has decided to date you knowing you're trans isn't going to end it suddenly because of your feet. I guess the only exception is if you date someone seriously without telling them you're trans, but in that case you're just a scumbag.

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>>5567927
>Jap Dick

>>5567938
So how do I deal with being a teacher?
I start teaching in one week and I'm nervous as hell

>>5567945
That's nice, cartman

>>5567938
Counterpoint
You're cute and great and will get a qt bf one day

>>5567945
>knowing you're trans
In my ideal world, 3 years from now nobody will know I'm not cis

>>5567948
dw. the number one thing is to remember that you're literally smarter or at least more educated than anyone in there. that doesn't mean you're never wrong, but you can speak with authority. don't make stuff up, but be confident that you know more than anyone else in the room. honestly i'm always super nervous for like the first minute of any new class i'm teaching but as soon as i start talking i get into the groove. you'll be ok =)

>>5567938
True.

>>5567943
Also true.

>>5567957
I hope so.
I'm dealing with a bunch of 9th graders for 7 hours a day.
I feel like I'm going to die

>>5567956
Huh? That's like not telling someone you have a broke uterus. That's a dick move. You should assume that both partners go into the relationship with some expectations. I guess its less important if you make it clear you never want kids or something?

>>5567960
oh my godddd. i taught at a summer camp for 3 summers for 6-7-8 graders. its the worst fucking age. goddamn puberty. gl
>>5567959
why does every man that comes through here feel the need to point out that i am garbage. no one can possibly tell me a thing that i don't already feel about myself fyi

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>>5567936
You aren't hiro tho ;~;

>>5567946
>not taking the dick of our superior japanese overloards
Do you even watch anime? You should get a katana and larn kanji :3

>>5567937
see >>5567927

>>5567963
I'd probably tell them I'm infertile early on

Plus, I'm only into chicks really, so the whole fertility thing doesn't really matter for me

>>5567964
In my case it's because since the first thing you've said to me you've made yourself out to be a disgusting degenerate wench. I can't speak for anyone else though. :)

>>5567968
im cuter than hiro

My nipples hurt a lot still and theres a lump about the size of a nickle in both my tits, should I lower or stop taking my pills?

Self medding 4 E/day and 100 Anti-T /day for about 2 months

>>663970195

>>5567975
That could not be more normal.

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>>5567971
simply epic my liege

>>5567970
>only into chicks
again, kiss me

>>5567975
>selfmedding
>worried about something normal which you'd know if you went to an actual doctor
but to answer your question, it's normal in the beginning

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>>5567979
Lizbell, pls stop being so ugly and nonpassable hon

>>5567970
I feel like transbians are the Achilles Heel of trans acceptance to be perfectly honest. I'm sure that ftms don't get half the shit mtfs get but them's the breaks.

But it's really like many a dad's worst nightmare.

>you've got a dick
>you like my daughter
>my daughter likes you
>you want to be able to use the same locker room as her unattended in high school

Fuuuuck. That shit won't fly for most parents.

>>5567975
Yeah, I've got those, seems to be normal.

>>5567982
for 44 I think I look ok mister

>>5567987
>44
Jesus

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>>5567974
Can you act as adorable during though? ;~;

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>>5567981
>implying doctors aren't poo poo heads.

>>5567995
pls

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>>5567998
k

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>>5567989
that's right. th-hat's not a dealbreak is it?

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Lady and Husband want a 3some with me, live about 150 miles away.
Too lazy for sex

wat do?

>>5568007
you're attractive enough to get with regular girls if you want that so just do that, no need to throw a guy into the equation

>>5568009
:D you're far too kind anon, but thank you for making me feel so happy about myself, you're a nice anon :D

>>5568007
wack off i guess

>>5568007
150 miles what in the actual fuck

They look like serial killers anyway.

>>5567980
How am I gonna kiss you through the internet (without being able to see ya either)
>>5567984
Most people just don't understand it
>why would you want to be a woman if you're into women
but it doesn't ever seem like a sticking point for debates.

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stalker-kun pls come back

>>5568022
how on earth does one get there arms/shoulders through a jean jacket that snug

>>5568013
>>5568007

Hey the anon is right! That's a long ways just to be a unicorn though. I'd just be lazy at home too probably if that was the offer.

>>5568033
this is the willpower of hons

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1453096700942.webm

>I will never passionately kiss one of you after riding someones cock
Why live.

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>>5568013
awhh im glad i could help you feel happy
you're cute so you deserve it

>>5568041
fml

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What was your first time like mtfg? (I haven't had mine yet) pic related is howni imagine it'll be

>>5568040
pictured gal presents well and passes to (non lgbt) public

>>5568051
I'm too gross for anyone to sleep with.

>>5568051
rape..ish

>>5568051
>What was your first time like mtfg?
with benus : dysphoriaridden and shitty
with vag : amazing

>>5568056
you met up with oldkiwiface?

>>5568054
iktf. the only guys who want me are misguided or drunk

>>5568056
I'm sorry to hear that. :(

>>5568060
>>>/soc/23173070

i love ALL OF YOU

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>>5568051
>watching the two towers and cuddling with bf
>previously cuddled only with panties on, couldn't take them off
>start making out, the clothes start coming off, and for the first time everything comes off
>he very carefully sticks it in
>mfw it hurts but I can't help but literally melt

>>5568033
I prayed for the strength to do so

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>>5568051
It happened to the jet set radio soundtrack.

>>5568071
some serious creeps lurk in soc

>>5568062
I bet youre great tho

>>5568076
wow. what a dream.
>hello alison!
>he's like sticking his dick in you
>i wanna hold your hand
>thrust thrust
>i haven't been the same man since i saw you comin in
>"urrrrgh"
>lets have a toast to the girl in aisle 10

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>>5568051
It hasn't happened yet

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>>5568076
>jet set radio

Amazing taste ~

>>5568071
That so awful ;_; mine is kinda similar in that it was forced

>6 y/o shota me
>at home alone with secret pedophile cousin
>I get forced into extremely painful anal and oral forced to swallow
>this repeats for years
>blackmailed and manipulated to keep it a secret for 10 years till its found out

Kinda fucked me up really bad with trusting ppl especially older males and left some permanent scars so I can relate familia. I'm hoping once I actually do find someone to love me the first time will be special

>>5568090
Dw kuppy it'll happen eventually!

>>5568020
Oh I understand it. I've fucked women. That's not at all hard to wrap my head around. That's the problem really. Most people with a head on their shoulders don't want their kids fucking at too young an age. It's the same general sort of problem with gay kids. We've generally got gender segregated sleepovers, but there's no good system for dealing with the gays.

>>5568090
You're cute and it'll happen eventually.

>>5568108
>We've generally got gender segregated sleepovers
I dunno about you but when I was a teenager I was a part of many sleepovers that weren't segregated at all.

No docs here for me so rip, but thanks for being my docs mtfg c:

>>5568051
we were originally planning on making it special but one day a week before christmas she just went for it when I was expecting to be thigh fucked and when it started happening I was beyond ready for it so she fucked me for real

it was fantastic, and surprisingly not painful, the only regret I have is that a friend of ours was on the side of the bed watching tv or something the entire time

>>5568108
who is we?

>dealing with the gays
question mark

>>5568111
No, no. That explains a lot really.
>>5568116
We is just parents in general who have a conservative view of how kids ought to be raised. I don't have anything against my kids being gay, but I do have something against them having anal sex at say, 10 years old. Same way I wouldn't want a daughter sucking dick at 10 so I'd keep her away from boys until an appropriate age and context was reached.

With gays its trickier because you never know until it's too late. It's not really as simple as just checking the plumbing. That's why I can see how there was a lot of controversy about gays in Scouts for a long time. ( besides the rampant pedophilia thing )

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>mfw kayla gets btfo

>>5568111
>when I was a teenager
what am I talking about, I still am a teenager

>>5568122
god you're fucking dumb

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>>5568083
It was with another girl desu. And the best part is that it didnt even happen on purpose. Its a good story for me.

>>5568125
you replied to yourself m8

>>5568138
>>5568125
its 7am and i havent slept ignore everything i say, sorry about that ;_;

>>5568053
thank you Anon :3

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>>5568126
k.

>>5568145
that's not even you

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>>5568148

>>5568122
You realize that transbians are no more of a threat to your children than lesbians, right?
Also, you realize that most younger kids haven't even started transitioning yet, that doesn't happen until puberty
Also, spoiler alart, kids are sexually active by age 14-15 in one way or another, regardless of sexuality.

>>5568128
jsrf is basically the best game ever. great soundtrack too, i think my favorite songs are birthday cake by cibo matto and rockin the mic by the prunes.

Scott Pilgrim sure does make Canada seem cool. Is it though?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6-EfveplnA

I have excellent taste.

why is university so slowpoke when it comes to administration ? ;_;

>>5568155
I mean I guess that depends on the lesbian, right? I only say that because I've seen 30 year old crack head "lesbians" sexually assault female minors in order to get money from them. I'm not saying that's all lesbians, I'm just saying that you can't casually say that lesbians in general aren't any kind of threat sexually.

Most kids haven't started transitioning, but I live in a country that seems to be pushing some kind of strange agenda in that direction. Ontario seems to have gone completely insane. I don't know if its that bad everywhere, but some of the shit I hear about is pretty freaky. I'm talking about stuff I see on the CBC, the official government news site, and not just random right wing stuff.

Kids can be sexually active at 14-15, but you can control the degree to which that is explored. I'm not about to leave my kids alone with the opposite sex "just because" at that age. I don't really want to have to raise my kids' kids for them if they slip up and knock someone up. I also don't want to have to bring them to the hospital if they get some anal prolapse from crazy anal sex, or contract a freaky STD.

>>5568158
elanna is totally the drummer in that video

>>5568164
Is this supposed to be satire or something?

>>5568170
Typical /pol/ poster who is shitting up here for some reason

>>5568170
Nope. Canada is like eastern europe lite.

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Hey guys awhile ago I asked for advice on going to an interview as trans at walmart and this is week 3 of my infiltration into walmart as a (stealth?) trans girl.

I went in andro clothing because legal name is still boy name and everything went good and explained I'm trans to the hiring mangers who were really cool with it. I show up at work my first day in walmart girl mode (navy blue polo shirt, balck skinny jeans, with navy low top shoes) and management is like "whoa...you look very convincing even pretty" and said they would make me a name tag with my female name but they still by law have to use my legal male name for everything else. They also refer to me with female pronouns and such. Nobody seems to know but them and they promised not to say anything. I get treated like any other girl there and even get hit on by some guys there. None of the girls in my department who I work with closely seem to know at least to my knowledge although one gave me a few weird looks because my voice slips up when nervous. I even made friends there and chat a lot at lunch and then it happened, I was clocking out and this one black guy who've talked to on multiple occasions and who looks like a miniature snoop dog walks up behind me as I
m clocking out and on the menu it says my legal male name. Well I think he looked over my shoulder and saw that and I heard he say under his breath "the fuck?" then looked at me as I walked away.

I feel like my cover is blown now and shit is gonna hit the fan when he tells the others which is just a matter of time. I'm almost afraid to go into work now and honestly if everyone does find out I might just quit instead of dealing with being the office tranny.

What do /mtfg/?

>>5568174
have you ever been to eastern Europe ?

>>5568175
Go to work. Get called a freak. Say "it's fucking walmart loser" and finger him. In girl voice.

Hair flip walk away stock shelves. Or I don't know quit or some shit and come post here crying about how hard life is. Are you hot? If you're hot get a bf to get up in the guy's face for you.

>>5568176
No I'm from /pol/ I've never left my basement.

>>5568184
kek
I wouldn't be surprised if you were serious rn tho

nini

>>5568175
That really sucks, I hope nothing comes of it, Anon.

>>5568174
>confirmed living in the bible belt
>confirmed never even looked at the world outside of sensationalist clickbait articles
how's that sheltered "m-muh liberals ruined america m-muh obongo" life working out for you champ?

>>5568181
>are you hot?
Yeah kinda, I've had people family and friends and people there at work say I look beautiful. I might just quit and become a trans escort...

>Tfw corners of hairline are too high to pass for a female hairline

I mean, at least I'm lucky enough that my hair is thick enough to hide it when I part it down the middle, but goddamn I can't wait until I have money for transplants.

>>5568191
I'd say hijack one of the guy's there's dickbrains and make him into your bodyguard. You could go do escorting I suppose if you are really hot, but I've got a personal rule against sucking dick for money. Good luck either way.

>>5568190
Ahahaha... you actually think that the Liberals are good at running things, don't you? Wow that must be nice. I mean sure if you're getting disability cheques the Liberals are great. If you actually have to work for a living they aren't very good.

>>5568197
>that must mean you love Liberals
man you Americans are fucking stupid. it's a shame the global economy is going to really feel the burn when your nation collapses in less than 50 years

>>5568204
Oh Canada, oh Canada.

>>5568204
this, murrica is such a young and inexperienced little child
would be adorable to see it stunble if it wouldn't take the rest of us with it

I have a job interview on wednesday

>>5568214
>a country of 300 million people faltering/failing
>adorable
I don't care how strong your hateboner for America is, that's just cruel to your fellow human.

>>5568214
It's not America's fault most of your shitty countries depended on us for money and resources. America should just cut off the fat (you other shitty countries who have been falling apart for decades) and heal itself.

>>5568209
no I come from a 2 party preferred country with essentially 2 republican parties where one still care about the care about the labour unions, but we have this shocking new idea where we have representatives of the left and right or inbetween contribute to government to create a functioning nation and not "muh left" "muh right" don't get bitter because your nation was too impatient and sold the goose that laid the golden eggs rather than wait for it to lay, your industries are dying, your medical and social infrastructures are fucked, your people are so easily swindled into believing that the communist boogieman is creeping in the state offices. Argue you all you want but at the end of the day America is fat ugly daughter of the commonwealth who squandered her youth on fast cars and vodka only to end up here.

>>5568215
that's great news Sheen! where is your interview?

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Do you girls recommend any specific hair removal cream brand? Not sure which to order yet.

>>5568229
you're right, and China should stop giving out pocket money American can't afford to repay so they can play army men in the desert

>>5568241
woolies, its nightfill

>>5568247
I recommend a nice straight razor, hair removal creams cost way too much to use daily.

>>5568251
I hear they pay quite well, I wish you the best of luck on Wednesday!

Where do you all get your hair cut? I want a more feminine haircut but I'm scared to go get one because I feel like it's going to be awkward to convey that and also I'm scared they might misunderstand and cut too much off or give me a more masculine one