How much do I have to bench until i can do that thing where you flex and your pecs bounce?
I can bench 1pl8 atm.
Prepare your penis hole to be penetrated with a swab.
>tfw Adele will never be your best friend
She either has a goat publicist or she's a great human being.
this doesn't really scare me should I ever have to get tested (lol)
IM THE SON OF RAGE AND LOVE
THE JESUS OF SUBURBIA
THE BIBLE OF NONE OF THE ABOVE
ON A STEADY DIET OF
SODA POP AND RITALIN
NO ONE NEVER DIED FOR MY SINS IN HELL
AS FAR AS I CAN TELL
AT LEAST THE ONES I GOT AWAY WITH
AND THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
THIS IS HOW IM SUPPOSED TO BE
IN A LAND OF MAKE BELIEVE
TAHT DONT BELIEVE IN ME
GET MY TELEVISION FIX
SITTIN ON MY CRUCIFIX
THE LIVING ROOM
OR MY PRIVATE WOMB
WHILE THE MOMS AND BRATS ARE AWAY
TO FALL IN LOVE AND FALL IN DEBT
TO ALCOHOL AND CIGARETTES AND MARY JANE
TO KEEP ME INSANE
DOING SOMEONE ELSES COCAINE
AND TEHRES NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
THIS IS HOW IM SUPPOSED TO BE
IN A LAND OF MAKE BELIEVE
THAT DONT BELIEVE IN ME
I'm sure James has a perfectly bleached asshole. I mean, he can afford it.
It's an Ottoman sport, so many people from the Balkans join.
Turks, Greeks, Bulgarians etc.
Takes place in Turkey mostly, but there have been some similar events in Greece, as well.
I might actually attend next year with a photographer friend.
>Taking pics for Footanon
>They all look like shit.
Sorry bb. I tried.
Which country has the cutest boys?
My money is on Brazil. Followed perhaps by Germany.
Additionally which American state has the cutest boys? California, Colorado, and Minnesota are my pics.
Pic related, cute Brazilian actor Mauricio Barcellos.
>about to delete my POF profile
>it tells me to look at all the success stories
>going through the pages of couples
>mainly hetero couples
>a few lesbians
>not a single gay male couple
Surprise surprise. There's no hope for us gays.
>talk to guy on dating site
>keen to hook up
>give him my number
>texts, tell him I'll text if when I'm free later
>he texts me heaps instead
>hate that shit so just don't reply
>he just added me to facebook...
>Lol the other pics look worse.
It can't be that hard, bby.
>tfw no financial aid disbursement yet
>moved into new apartment yesterday
>opened grindr today
I never understood the pride in not being normal average human being of society. It's like you're proud to be an autistic, socially inept, dyslexic, neck beard, NEET. Why on earth would you be proud of this?
its the oldest profession in the world. a normie like you wouldn't understand.
So you're a philosophy student. Good luck finding a job later in life with that worthless degree.
>a board distinctly based on sexuality
>expects no perverted comments to be posted
I'm not even fat.
But I eat really well, as in like salads and stuff - often. I gym >3 times a week.
Weight rarely changes even when I'm trying to drop.
Tired a lot, had problems with bowel, I have to moisturise my skin a lot. Now my thyroid glands have been swollen and sore for about a week. Tongue also feels a bit weird.
I should go and get bloods done desu
>Can i suck your toes before you force your daddy cummies in my tummy, big boy?
My conversation opener with every guy i meet irl.
>tfw you aren't sucking on those toes rn, slowly going higher while kissing those thighs and massaging those feet
kill me famiry.
Personally I'm only socially perverted over the internet, but all my perversion that I actually act upon is only for my husband to receive. I can't say the same for other gays, but from what I've heard and seen over the years of my life thus far gays really are this perverted irl.
Straights are as perverted as homos, they just think it's not socially acceptable for them to be more open about it.
Fags were/are already social outcasts, so there was no need to keep face.
I matched with a total qt on tinder but he's going to Australia for two weeks. I can't wait that long!
Not that I'm aware of, but my family are very 'just get on with it' so I doubt any would go to the doctor for something like that. It's only bothering me now because my Thyroids swollen and it's making me feel sore
That's a minimal unibrow. Now I've seen some mega unibrows in my time so you're just being extremely picky.
>tfw no husbando to cook /fit/ meals for
>tfw no husbando to cuddle on his baratiddies
>tfw no husbando to hotdog me to sleep
Oh obreeezy. Such a nice lad. Too bad he's extremely straight. But he loved the attention /fit/ gave him. Those where the days.
>tfw thinking of getting a rottweiler puppy or pug puppy when we move into a new apartment
>>everyone is degenerate on grindr
not necessarily a bad thing desu. You could always meet someone you think is cool, shag them, and if you guys are good in bed together then you could make it a regular thing until you lock him down as yours. We live in modern times.
I feel bad for pugs, so many health problems. I'd go for the rottweiler.
I also want a Great Pyrenees.
I need a dog.
Ηow does that work?
Like if someone bites/licks your nipps, you pop a hard boner?
Is that a polar bear! Jeez!
>tfw in love with a tripfag who happens to be a biscum piece of shit
Looking at videos from site Yas Gawd linked about 80s porn. Totally lmao @ them. So awesome. Too bad their stream seems a bit shitty right now. Lots of delays. Makes me almost want to pay for their site but I could never bring myself to pay for porn
>tfw i don't even like annskelli but pretend to like him to fit in with the rest of the twinks
you look like my father
Ehh, I mean, you are one sexy beast.
Its really not even as bad as I thought i would be. Was always pretty into it anyways tho, just skeptical anout drinking/tasting. Then one night i was reallly hammered withe a prerry hot hairy muscle daddy and he pissed on me and i drank it. Mostly watery from what i remember, but again we were drinking..
Was crazy he pissed on me on jis kitchsn floor and in his bed between fuckung me
>mfw just heard a dude on chaturbate yell out that he needed more vaseline and more Preparation H.
I think I've had enough internet tonight
w-why do I get guys like this interested in me
it makes me feel guilty turning them down
That's the response you're going with?
I'm posting this for a certain someone on here who moved from Canada to the USA to marry some guy he met over the internet.
His "husband" abuses him in various ways and has caused him to push certain people out of his life, family members and friends in order to have more control over him.
I think he should really listen to what this guy has to say considering he just got out of a similar situation.
what an idiot
he should be glad nicole arbour abused him
I would let her abuse me, ngl
jesus christ, who would say stuff like that on his dating profile?
it's all one anon posting the same picture of himself in every thread in a pretty pathetic attempt at becoming a meme. I think he's like a less successful Brandon, which is pretty embarrassing imo.
What would you do if a woman forced you into submission and sat on your face, gaygen?
She's a beauty, isn't she?
Her breasts .... now that's some real tits we all crave. However it seems like the Emperor has forbidden us from them, but it seems that you, the Dragonborn, has been given the freedom to tackle them, suckle them and to be real harsh DOWN SOUTH.
I AM UGLY AS SIN!
HIDEOUS AS THE NIGHT!
>implying if someone wanted to start a meme, dead /gaygen/ would be the place to do it
Face is preddy fucked.
Don't have a smart phone. Still using lmao track phone.
>"in the closet"
A bit. I've tried to bring it up a couple of times with friends, but they've thought I was joking. I guess I can't really blame them since most of them knew me when I was still married. I think I'm going to just keep trying until they realize it's not a joke.
Or until I've got a bf to bring out drinking with me.
It's all good bro were all going to make it. Don't let some stupid whore bring you down. We all do stupid shit when thinking with our penis.
Men are better in every single way.
Except gay culture. Gay culture is pretty degenerate but I guess that's the result of when you can't get pregnant.
>tfw daddy takes you to eat some ice cream while you act like it's his meatstick in public to make him horny/emberass him
got some weird looks, but when we got back into the car he couldnt keep his hands off me <3
Nigga im the definition of masc you won't be taking care of me.
>implying fems cant take care of mascs
Btw can anyone else share their daddy stories?
He once fingered me in public in some clothing boutique. I actually semi-came in my pants during that.
Was super hot and so weird at the same time to do it in public.
What the fuck?
I don't think I could ever live a lifestyle where a small skinny guy is taking care of me. Like it would kill my sanity.
Are you a fem though? Were both men let's take care of each other with me being slightly on relationship wise.
>trying as hard as I can to be creepy as fuck
>in reality just describing /gaygen/'s deepest fetish
>RDR now asks me for my skype to hear more stories
Jesus christ, you guys.
I mean I am a top, so technically I would want people like you, but still, it's like your sex drive is at 1000% of what it should normally be like.
he danced in public taverns and prostituted himself to random citizens or Rome, you tell me
im writing an article for a magazine but im still a 23 year old virgin who's never even held hands with a dude what up
Studying Japanses is so uch more fun when you're walking walkthoroughs of pornographic games and listening.
If only one of you boys were with me jerking me off while I study.
>So is that a no?
I mean you can still have my skype if you want ...
it is "fun" how professionally im doin pretty well for myself between an internship at a hospital and writing for a big lgbt magazine but im a complete fairly in any other aspect of my life
>In bed with that guy, enjoying your sex
>He whispers in your ear:
>"Wow, You really are such a slut"
it's funny, they were all bad in their own ways though. the first one the guy was just crazy and way too into me and clingy.
the second guy i just ended up talking constantly because i would keep giving him big pauses of silence to tell me about himself, or even directly asking him, and i would just get nothing in return.
the third dude wouldn't talk either, but at least he wasn't a rude dick about it.
and the fourth dude was a secret megafurry and wouldn't talk about anything BUT that. rip.
>the second guy i just ended up talking constantly because i would keep giving him big pauses of silence to tell me about himself, or even directly asking him, and i would just get nothing in return
The worst. I'd probably prefer the disgusting furfag, at least I could laugh about that.
>the second guy i just ended up talking constantly because i would keep giving him big pauses of silence to tell me about himself, or even directly asking him, and i would just get nothing in return.
What is even the point of going on a date, if you're going to be an autist about it?
You should have just left and not waste your time with this kind of trash people.
this was a while ago when i was more emotionally vulnerable about this so instead of following your advice i stuck around for a couple hours and then cried the whole hour drive back home
I might have picked up my english accent from RuPaul's drag race. kek
Be that as it may, you're still a bully.
I was merely making observations on the acute curvature of your penis, nothing hurtful.