Just remember to stay away from him, you depraved succubus.
He's the one for me!
I can't remember too well, I quit doing meets when I was about 14.
Teenage Girl Rushed To Hospital After Rape Attack By Afghan Migrant In Public Park In London
How do we rid the world of muslims?
Start with 5652 or qtpersian?
uhh 50 free maybe? Seems like a good benchmark
I just masturbated for the first time in 2 weeks, cummed buckets, but had no rush or high from it... and felt so bad after cumming because it didn't do anything at all to make me feel better and went into prayer to repent..
Once Jesus in you, just committing a sin such as masturbation makes you cry.
Wait, you're an Americafag right? So would that be long course yards?
You shouldn't have quit by the way, dicks in the locker room are A++
Don't listen to these salty queens.
Post your grimy feet bb
>>dat tan difference
>my secret fetish
A farmer's tan?
Our jobs aren't that entirely different in some aspects.
Can you get me a history textbook I need for class? I seemingly didn't order it and I sort of need one to use for the semester. Can you lend a hand?
I could try. But we aren't networked with a whole lot of academic libraries, so I don't know that we'd have any luck.
You best bet might be to try an online text book rental place, like Chegg.
I wonder what sexual preferences are all about
Why do I like being tied up and spit on and made subservient to a controlling but nurturing top
Why do I like beards and muscle and sweat.
Why does being told "Do whatever you want to me" turn me off
Why do slim hairless bodies turn me off
And why do other people have the opposite??
Or, uh, anything in between
What's the deal, gaygen, what do you think
It's a really good feel.
I used to massage my ex's feet, after he came home from work and it always got him into a sex mood.
>tfw bf used breaking up as a 'shit test' multiple times, and finally one time I said "Okay, fine, we're broken up. It's over."
>tfw (now ex)bf begs you to take him back.
>Say no, but agree to still be friends.
>My regular group of friends doesn't even want to see this guy anymore because of all the drama.
>Whenever hanging out with ex-bf the conversation always turns to him trying to get us back together, and me saying no. Any long conversation with him ends in tears and drama. He has literally begged at my feet before.
>He keeps texting me and calling me. Whenever he does I am filled with dread.
One thing I have learned is clinginess is really unattractive (especially since he was the top in the relationship).
Anyways, what is the easiest way to cut off contact with an ex lover? Is there any way I can send him the message that I am not interested without being too mean to him?
>that face when nobody responds to something you really wanted to hear about
Tell him the truth, anon.
Just like the straight up unadulterated truth.
You know it's gonna hurt but probs tell him that, too. But just way it, bby
People tell me I get bubblier in public.
I'd ask online friends who know you what they think you're like.
>tfw The Kleppe has only been cast in one show so far, and it was shit
Juppy is the meanest.
SP is the nicest.
I've been thinking about suicide more frequently this month.
I'm just not sure that this world was made for people like me. It's all about pushing others over to get the top. It's like that even in nature. I'd rather just get high and watch scamper the penguin. I'd rather pretend I'm not here.
Daddy issues, low self esteem and no sense of self-worth.
I know isnt life beautiful XDD
Find jesus that's what I did it helped me competitiveness but not really.
I am seeing a therapist, but she's not the best. I live in a rural area. Slim pickings... Ive been on ssris for years. I watched metropolis last year and it goes against my last post... I really like it, but I don't think life works like that either.
I wish I could find jesus. I'm trying to be more spiritual but it's tough.
To live a quiet, humble life together with my one true love.
I could eat chicken every day, and I would if it wasn't for my pesky diet thing
I tried being super occultic and all that but than I thought.
Why not be Christian?
Its extremely occultic not bey definition obviously but it has the deepest lore and believing in it makes the world a better place. I haven't swore at anyone today and it helps me control my anger which I have a bunch of.
I honestly suggest everyone to try it.
>wake up every day at 7 am to lift
>college Mon-Thurs 11am-4pm, spend rest of evenings doing homework
>15 college credits
>worked on Thursday from 5pm-8pm
>worked on Friday 2-8pm (closing shift)
>worked last night from 2-pm-9:30pm ( closing shift again, but 15 customers showed up two minutes before we closed and wouldn't leave do we had to wait)
>woke up today at 5 am to lift, worked this morning 8pm-4:00pm (the open and closing shift on Sunday)
>All nights consisted of a completely full dining hall the whole time
>washed so many dishes my hands are crusty, cracked and cut up
>tfw I smell like boiled potatoes and Coney Island Sauce
>about to take shower, and then do algebra homework for the rest of my evening
>Monday is mlk day but I'll be doing homework, and it'll probably be so busy at my work they'll call me in for help
>haven't had a day off in two weeks
>won't have a day off till Friday
>I'll probably be doing homework anyway
>a-at least I hab 4.0
>at l-least I'm paying my way through college
>sleeping 6-7 hours a night
>no bf giving me daddy cummies
I just realized that booger is older than Hitler.
Why is Booger such a whiny piece of shit, while Hitler is so mature and confident?
I would pick Hitler everytime if I had to choose and now Booger lost even the slight edge he had in terms of looks.
How can Booger even compete if there is Hitler?
Oh right, Hitler is a top, almost forgot.
I'd try it out if I could. Being christ-like sounds heavenly.
Maybe you're right.
Hitler is also a try hard edge lord with bottled up issues of his own. Don't get me wrong. I love hitler. But he's far from ideal. Also mental illnesses kinda make it hard to compete. You say whiny I say depression and social anxiety.
MSPaint is not ideal for this kind of thing.
My dream is to one day be so attractive/muscular that people will try and learn some maths trick or novelty in order to get a pretext for conversation with me, and then maybe they will actually start enjoying maths for real and have their life improved by it.
that would be so cool
it's like goldilocks, not too small, not too big, there's a "just right" size for everyone and unless you're going after a size queen no one's gonna give a shit as long as it isn't a micropenis
Math tricks are trash desu.
Whenever i tell someone i've got a math degree, they show me some middle-school shit proof or some shit, acting like they're Euler all the while, asking me if i know it.
>used to be the disco king
>haven't danced at all in over a year
>try to get it down with the bf at a house party
>mfw I realize I've lost all my moves
don't get a bf, you'll get some bedroom moves but you'll lose your dance floor moves
Most of my friends are physcists and engineers, so the problems they give me are a LOT more involved.
here is one that i havent been able to solve yet, perhaps you'll find it entertaining. (NB: nominator should read numerator obviously)
You can do what you like, buddy, but i think most people dont send dickpics when they are looking for a relationship
You are a good guy ann. You should stop hanging out around here before these anons take that away from you. This place is too toxic for posters like you, family.
Important, but only because I have an extra small bp. Guys over seven inches are not allowed.
Overachieving is bad for your health. You should lower your standards just a little - definitely don't go in to work if they call you. Take a break, bby.
If you wanted to keep them, you should have just taken bf dancing. Seduce him again every time you go out. Just start doing that now.
>I have an extra small bp. Guys over seven inches are not allowed.
We are boipussy sisters.
7+ inchers gtfo.
the average is 5.1 inches
dont beat yourself up
7+ inchers REEE.
You will not taint our pure pink bussies.
>With more practice, maybe, but no one to do that with.
Only if the guy was willing to put a ring on it.
No one wants a stretched out boipussy whore.
>If you wanted to keep them, you should have just taken bf dancing. Seduce him again every time you go out. Just start doing that now.
he's such a killjoy though
>I don't dance, that's faggot shit
all the while he sucks my cock
what can I do?
You know I like my life, maton-chan
I get to draw silly shit all day and animate for a living and not having to go outside to do my job. I have a fiancé who I can hang out with and who'll fuck me nice when we're horny and even aside that my sex life is nice.
I mean, nothing is really changing atm, except maybe moving eventually or my main contract getting poplar or something??
I have chronic depression that gets me at times but that's not anything in my life I can really mess with besides the meds I already have..
I do have some body issues, that's true. I think about them all the time. And plus my genderfluidity fucks me up with unexpected dysphoria every couple of weeks/months..
I dunno, peleon joven, I've got problems but so does everyone.
Right? As it is now, guys still ask if I'm a virgin when they try to get in, I don't want to lose my pretend hymen and have my future husband's feelings get hurt. Tops are emotionally delicate and need their egos stroked as much as their dicks. Also nice pic, please be you, anon.
I've heard this lie before. Not quite as many times as 'I'll just go slow' though.
I hope he has some redeeming qualities then, cause that's dumb. I don't like to dance much because I'm terrible at it, but when guys ask me to I always do. It's just fun.
Holly shit. Is that actually a thing? I might have to get one. lol
>tfw no more accidental stomach/cervix punching
>I have a fiancé
F-fuck you, smug bitch.
I'll get a "mister" one of these days, you'll see..
Big guys (4me) have an urge to go balls deep, doubt you'd hold back.
Esp, bi guys.
They see women as fragile and precious so they don't force it on them, but think men can take it and they don't hold back.
What are you, a bottom boy?
>tfw my "friends" just make fun of me instead of supporting me
>Overachieving is bad for your health. You should lower your standards just a little - definitely don't go in to work if they call you. Take a break, bby
This isn't even my final form.
like a young Ozzy Osbourne.
My #1 dream is to lure in some stereotypical twinkchasing biscum like Ann who thinks they're a "strict top" and then over the course of a few months turn him into my bottom bitch and abuse him regularly before dumping him out once hes addicted to my cock
thatll teach em
>tfw buttslut had more muscle then senpai does now
But my whole gimmick is that I don't post pictures of myself because I'm staying pure for marriage as a born again virgin, anon. I'll tell you though that I'm 5'6" and 130 lbs.
Don't even think about beating me up and slowly making me take your oversized dick, Ann. That's not allowed.
A lot of them are pretty built, though. Might be harder than you think.
>tfw I'll never get to top HO and manhandle his tender penis, making him squirm and get upset like some super fem tranny with dick dysphoria.
>tfw I'll never cuddle him afterwards and hear him whimper about how I probably bruised his little benis
>why live? ;_;
My #1 dream is to stroke the hair of a guy sitting in my lap before violating him anally
then telling him he's going to be my bitch for life
When I read all these dumb lewd posts I feel both kind of turned on and embarassed that I feel that way.
I'm supposed to be aloof and have standards, dammit, and I'm kind of scared that I might end up just being some kind of mindless cock puppet if I ever do have sex. At this rate I will be a virgin forever.
hold me ;_;
I'm fat built bro, I've been hitting the gym hard the last couple of months, I've been loosing serious fat while gaining muscle. Now I plan on getting shreaded. Once I get too 10% bodyfat I'll look like a Greek god.
I can also beat the whole lot of you mark ass bitches because I know bjj and MMA.
Yall niggas bustas and mark ass bitches, yall fuck bois can't step up to me nuigga. I´m a hord muttfukka, im down for my bloc.
>Once I get too 10% bodyfat I'll look like a Greek god.
>I can also beat the whole lot of you mark ass bitches because I know bjj and MMA.
I bet you are super cute. Lets wrestle.
Whoever wins has to bottom.
You sound like the most retarded person I have ever met.
You break it, you buy it, anon. Just like in the Old Testament.
I know, but it causes me immense pleasure to tease you like this. Stupid boy.
Don't worry, you won't completely ahegao and get mind broken the first time you touch another dick. It takes at least two exposures before cockslut syndrome takes root.
so I've been on a date with a guy who's 10 years older than me and we had sex. I asked if he was free to meet for another drink but he said he was busy. I thought I'd never hear from him again desu. But, he's just messaged me asking for another date.
The obvious choice is Maki or Rugby, but I think that would be a little unsubtle - they are fairly obviously doing it on purpose.
My bet would be Irishanon, as even though he tries so hard to seem "normal" you can still tell his autism is shining through
I'm glad someone's dating life is going well.
Hyhenas are the transgenders of the Sahara. Female hyhenas have pseudo penises to show authority to other hyhenas.
Read a book anon. Deuteronomy is pretty clear that any man who lays with a non-betrothed virgin and gets caught is legally required to marry her (and also pay her dad a bunch of shekels). How can I even marry a guy who doesn't know something so simple?
As I stand in a trance had to fart, but shit my pants. I've been constipated all day. As I sat brokenhearted had to shit but only farted.
Naked submission wrestling, sounds really hot, I'd love to get full mounted by a naked guy and he would start slapping his cock in my face.
There must be some kind of gym were you can wrestle naked with other guys, I'd love that.
So is being a homo, so what's the big deal?
I read it when I was a virgin, so it was fine. Reminds me that I want to find a copy of the Vedas to read through.
When I was in high school, I was 120, but I was a bit slighter and way more active. I could probably get down to 125 briefly, until any muscle built again. And I'm sure you'll get me one day, Ann, and then you can take your sweet, gentle revenge.
>tfw you will never roleplay as anons japanese toilet
Ancient Greeks use to wrestle naked and tie a leather thread round their foreskins to make sure their cock heads don't become revealed. They considered it to be immoral to let others see your glans. So if a wrestler got a boner they can keep on wrestling without exposure.
Saturday Night Live skit about gay porn lads
check it out
Did you yell allot while lifting?
were you wearing this?
Circe, Minus the being tied up and being spit on, I could have written the rest of this, appearance wise we are polar opposites, and I am much older than you.
Never understood why people like or dislike the things they do ( I honestly have a HUGE fear of being tied up)