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>>5562864
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>tfw no bf
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Hitler?

say something nice to me pls
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5652 post feet
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>>5564248
>navy
MOS?
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>>5564225
Just remember to stay away from him, you depraved succubus.
He's the one for me!
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>>5564248

Come to big bro**
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>>5564097
post pic senpai
blind love is for suckers and uggos
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AnnSkelli post feet
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>>5564283
bully-kun what were your times like when you used to swim?
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>>5564292
I can't I'm at work.
Also socks or no socks?
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>>5564296
What event?
I can't remember too well, I quit doing meets when I was about 14.
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Someone post their back dimples. I don't care who.
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>>5564308
How old are you, bully-kun?
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Teenage Girl Rushed To Hospital After Rape Attack By Afghan Migrant In Public Park In London

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/01/17/teenage-girl-rushed-to-hospital-after-rape-by-afghan-migrant/

How do we rid the world of muslims?
Start with 5652 or qtpersian?
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>>5564279
>>5564292
tell me about your childhood
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>>5564308
uhh 50 free maybe? Seems like a good benchmark
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>>5564309
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>>5564302
Preferably both, otherwise no socks.

>>5564313
Only recently i became a footfag, Dr.Anon.
It feels degenerate, but it's SOO good to have your feet licked while being fucked and vice-versa.
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Can someone who isn't an emmaciated freak pls post their back dimples?
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>>5564311
21 and a half.

>>5564317
I was terrible at free, and sprinting.
My PBs at the time I quit were something like:
Free: 27.5
Back: 30
Butterfly: 30
Breast: 34
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>>5564281
IS
3924

What do you do, for work?
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>>5564321
shit pic desu
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>>5564337
Yeah I'm naked in the picture and blue board and all
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>>5564331
>21 and a half.

Gay death desu.
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I just masturbated for the first time in 2 weeks, cummed buckets, but had no rush or high from it... and felt so bad after cumming because it didn't do anything at all to make me feel better and went into prayer to repent..

Once Jesus in you, just committing a sin such as masturbation makes you cry.
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>>5564331
Wait, you're an Americafag right? So would that be long course yards?

You shouldn't have quit by the way, dicks in the locker room are A++
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>>5564342
I meant because I cant see shit on that pic
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>>5564345
>stretch marks and gyno

gross
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>>5564287

You have to be a special pup to get that :*
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Id post feet but I have athletes foot.
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>>5564365
degenerate.
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>>5564365
i like that desu
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>>5564354
http://imgur.com/hCcrbGk
cropped a bunch out, but there you go
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>>5564369
>>5564372
Really? It looks gross though and scaly...
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>>5564356
>tfw senpai still hasn't got a daddy bf

What are you, straight?
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>>5564323
>dat tan difference
my secret fetish
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>>5564374


>>5564377
I just looked it up after I submitted the post.
DO NOT WANT
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>>5564374

lol

the most generic body i have ever seen

maybe you should do some squats or something?
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>>5564356
comon, throw me a bone
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>>5564374
>hitler n00ds
dank
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>>5564332
>OPINTEL
Neat.
Humble Librarian.
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>>5564377
Don't listen to these salty queens.
Post your grimy feet bb
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>>5564383
>>dat tan difference
>my secret fetish

A farmer's tan?
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>>5564351
>Americafag
No.
>long course yards
50 Metres. I can't remember if it was LC, or SC.

>>5564389
Is that RJ? Since when did he have black hair?
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>>5564392
yes
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just came up with this

feeling pretty chuffed
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>>5564384
laughed irl

>>5564387
I only posted 'cause I have back dimples, m8

>>5564389
can't see anything tho
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>tfw in the navy but can't swim because autism.
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>>5564412

Thats clearly not true because being able to swim is a core requirement to serving

nice try tho
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>>5564390
Our jobs aren't that entirely different in some aspects.

Can you get me a history textbook I need for class? I seemingly didn't order it and I sort of need one to use for the semester. Can you lend a hand?
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I see you shitposting on /fit/ sp
>>>/fit/35655298
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>>5564412
Wot. Don't they make you at least tread water in order to make it through basic?
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>>5564393
Well 27 isn't that bad then desu
Not really competitive but good enough

I can't really tell if his hair's dyed or not, might just be lighting

>>5564409
Yeah well post something more revealing then
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>>5564399
kek, never heard of a tan fetish before.
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>>5564417
>>5564425
Im not in basic yet still waiting to get in basic. Its going to be hell for men with autism.
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>>5564430
>Yeah well post something more revealing then
no
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>>5564418
I could try. But we aren't networked with a whole lot of academic libraries, so I don't know that we'd have any luck.

You best bet might be to try an online text book rental place, like Chegg.
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>>5564323
I like the idea of a guy massaging my feet while sucking my cock
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>>5564445
alright
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>>5564448
Oh I know.

I just wanted it for free bud.

So you're a public librarian? What led you there?
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I wonder what sexual preferences are all about

Why do I like being tied up and spit on and made subservient to a controlling but nurturing top
Why do I like beards and muscle and sweat.

Why does being told "Do whatever you want to me" turn me off
Why do slim hairless bodies turn me off

And why do other people have the opposite??
Or, uh, anything in between

What's the deal, gaygen, what do you think
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>>5564465
a worm
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>>5564403
Is that you, Scarf and Shoes?

>>5564430
He looks much better with brown, but he's a meme model anyway.
>27 isn't that bad
It was okay. 200 IM, 100 and 200 Breast, 50, 100 and 200 Back were my good events from what I remember.
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>>5564465
>those legs
FUCKING SPOOKY!
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>>5564456
It's a really good feel.
I used to massage my ex's feet, after he came home from work and it always got him into a sex mood.
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>>5564465
>not arching his lower back
amateur
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>>5564490
I thought that was a pic of you?
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>>5564381

anon p-pls
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>all these pics of ugly guys
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>>5564496
the one you posted?
No
they have blonde hair and I have black hair
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Which trip is the meanest?
Which trip is the nicest?
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>tfw bf used breaking up as a 'shit test' multiple times, and finally one time I said "Okay, fine, we're broken up. It's over."
>tfw (now ex)bf begs you to take him back.
>Say no, but agree to still be friends.
>My regular group of friends doesn't even want to see this guy anymore because of all the drama.
>Whenever hanging out with ex-bf the conversation always turns to him trying to get us back together, and me saying no. Any long conversation with him ends in tears and drama. He has literally begged at my feet before.
>He keeps texting me and calling me. Whenever he does I am filled with dread.

One thing I have learned is clinginess is really unattractive (especially since he was the top in the relationship).

Anyways, what is the easiest way to cut off contact with an ex lover? Is there any way I can send him the message that I am not interested without being too mean to him?
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>>5564500
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>>5564501
>the one you posted?
this time it wasnt me :3

>>5564506
hitler is def the meanest :(
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>>5564506
senpai is the meanest
maki is the nicest
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>>5564516

fuck you whore
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my sister told me today that my voice gets a lot deeper when i'm around other people

does that mean im just acting masculine? does it mean not really masculine at all? :/
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>>5564485
that sounds a bit gay
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>>5564506
feelgood is the nicest.
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>>5564517
see, he is abusive.
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>that face when nobody responds to something you really wanted to hear about

Oh well.

>>5564509

Tell him the truth, anon.
Just like the straight up unadulterated truth.
You know it's gonna hurt but probs tell him that, too. But just way it, bby

>>5564518

People tell me I get bubblier in public.
I'd ask online friends who know you what they think you're like.
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>>5564529

i'll abuse your shitpussy
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>>5564466
>What led you there?
Being a sad friendless child seeking escape in fiction.
>>5564467
Sounds like a classic case of being breast fed too long and potty trained to early.
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BRAVO, MILAN.
>tfw The Kleppe has only been cast in one show so far, and it was shit

>>5564506
Juppy is the meanest.
SP is the nicest.
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>>5564541

Why did you post a blank picture? Theres nothing there
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>>5564516
Maki doesn't even post anymore.
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>>5564478
I don't understand

>>5564483
skeletons are best boys

>>5564490
>calling Dumbledore of all people an amateur

>>5564479
all the events I'm shit at
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>>5564441
It's the navy, it won't be nearly so hard as you think. I'm sure they'll get he swimming thing sorted out before you finish.
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>>5564539

I was never even breast fed, I don't think any of my siblings were.
But I meant sexual tastes in general, like where gaygen thinks their own came from.
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I've been thinking about suicide more frequently this month.
I'm just not sure that this world was made for people like me. It's all about pushing others over to get the top. It's like that even in nature. I'd rather just get high and watch scamper the penguin. I'd rather pretend I'm not here.
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>>5564535
try me
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>>5564467
Daddy issues, low self esteem and no sense of self-worth.
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>>5564563
kill yourself
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>>5564563

See a shrink or put down the pipe buddy, cause that aint what life is about at all

youre delusional
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>>5564563
I know isnt life beautiful XDD

Find jesus that's what I did it helped me competitiveness but not really.
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>>5564539
I can be your friend.

What sort of fiction do you like?
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>>5564565

post it
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>>5564576
>that body
>but that face
eh
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>>5564549
face down, ass up, and arch the back
those are the steps, don't blame me
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>>5564403
>green circles don't intersect properly
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>>5564576
>just read the fit sticky.png
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>>5564569

You guys are the worst
Holy shit that guy is hot, tho
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Do you have any dreams gaygen?
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>>5564572
I am seeing a therapist, but she's not the best. I live in a rural area. Slim pickings... Ive been on ssris for years. I watched metropolis last year and it goes against my last post... I really like it, but I don't think life works like that either.

>>5564576
I wish I could find jesus. I'm trying to be more spiritual but it's tough.
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>>5564591

wow
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>tfw eating chick-fil-a tomorrow in honor of MLK day
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>>5564591
to find the true Tetragrammaton and speak it so that all life ends.
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>>5564591
i dream of a bernie sanders presidency mostly because it'd be funny
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>>5564591
To live a quiet, humble life together with my one true love.
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>>5564595
You could always stop being a piece of poo and grow up.
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>>5564595
>>5564563
Why haven't you jumped in front of a train booger
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>>5564589
>implying i'm not correct in my estimate of your psychological profile

>>5564591
For Trump to be the next president and shape Murica in a 1984-esque utopia.
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>>5564608
this tbqh
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>>5564605
nice

I could eat chicken every day, and I would if it wasn't for my pesky diet thing
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>>5564617
Tried that once actually... but someone pushed me off the track and pinned me down.
And then I spent 6 days in a ward... including my 22nd birthday...

>>5564616
True.
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life's too good
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I tried being super occultic and all that but than I thought.

Why not be Christian?
Its extremely occultic not bey definition obviously but it has the deepest lore and believing in it makes the world a better place. I haven't swore at anyone today and it helps me control my anger which I have a bunch of.

I honestly suggest everyone to try it.
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>>5564630
>WISDOM, LEWD
>LEWD
hmm
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>>5564563
>It's all about pushing others over to get the top.
Sounds like you need more slack in your life.

>>5564578
Thanks bb. Not friendless anymore. Still bf-less.

I'm sort of a sucker for sword and sorcery shit. Even the bad stuff.
>tfw life isn't a frank frazetta poster
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>wake up every day at 7 am to lift
>college Mon-Thurs 11am-4pm, spend rest of evenings doing homework
>15 college credits
>worked on Thursday from 5pm-8pm
>worked on Friday 2-8pm (closing shift)
>worked last night from 2-pm-9:30pm ( closing shift again, but 15 customers showed up two minutes before we closed and wouldn't leave do we had to wait)
>woke up today at 5 am to lift, worked this morning 8pm-4:00pm (the open and closing shift on Sunday)
>All nights consisted of a completely full dining hall the whole time
>washed so many dishes my hands are crusty, cracked and cut up
>tfw I smell like boiled potatoes and Coney Island Sauce
>about to take shower, and then do algebra homework for the rest of my evening
>Monday is mlk day but I'll be doing homework, and it'll probably be so busy at my work they'll call me in for help
>haven't had a day off in two weeks
>won't have a day off till Friday
>I'll probably be doing homework anyway
>a-at least I hab 4.0
>at l-least I'm paying my way through college
>r-right?
>sleeping 6-7 hours a night
>no bf giving me daddy cummies
>mfw
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I just realized that booger is older than Hitler.

Why is Booger such a whiny piece of shit, while Hitler is so mature and confident?

I would pick Hitler everytime if I had to choose and now Booger lost even the slight edge he had in terms of looks.
How can Booger even compete if there is Hitler?

Oh right, Hitler is a top, almost forgot.
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>>5564670

It'll pay off when you graduate. Don't fret.
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>>5564660
let me be the thulsa doom to your bp
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>>5564628

My self-worth is fine.
I used to feel really bad about myself a lot but I don't as much or as often anymore. About as much as anyone else, I think, anyways.
Look, whatever, geeze, not every sub is a whimpering mess irl

>>5564648

That would require genuine faith which I don't think I can do
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>>5564595
>Go to gym.
>Lift until feeling go away.
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>>5564680
Thanks, man.
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>>5564648
I'd try it out if I could. Being christ-like sounds heavenly.

>>5564660
Maybe you're right.

>>5564679
Hitler is also a try hard edge lord with bottled up issues of his own. Don't get me wrong. I love hitler. But he's far from ideal. Also mental illnesses kinda make it hard to compete. You say whiny I say depression and social anxiety.
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>>5564479

hello

>>5564586

MSPaint is not ideal for this kind of thing.

>>5564591

My dream is to one day be so attractive/muscular that people will try and learn some maths trick or novelty in order to get a pretext for conversation with me, and then maybe they will actually start enjoying maths for real and have their life improved by it.

that would be so cool
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>>5564679
>mature and confident
>>5564685
lel. Sorry m8. Strict top.
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fucking jesus he has a girlfriend

HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND
HE ISNT GAY HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND

FUCK GOD I HATE JESUS I HATE HIM FUCK YOU ALL TOO I HOPE YOU ALL DIE
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How important is penis size?
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>>5564695

Why does it matter to you anon, tell me
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>>5564693
I have too many daddy issues to lift... I like being small. Cardio is nice though. I go on the elliptical when I can. Though I will admit it has been a longer while than usual...
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>>5564707
Satan pls go
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>>5564713
very important.
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>>5564713

As long as its between 4.5 inches and 8 inches its fine

if youve gotten to the stage in a relationship where the other guy can see your dick, hes not just going to back out.
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>>5564722

Truth.
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>>5564713
it's like goldilocks, not too small, not too big, there's a "just right" size for everyone and unless you're going after a size queen no one's gonna give a shit as long as it isn't a micropenis
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>>5564701
Math tricks are trash desu.
Whenever i tell someone i've got a math degree, they show me some middle-school shit proof or some shit, acting like they're Euler all the while, asking me if i know it.
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>>5564585
Tell that to Dumbledore
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>>5564722
lol you're not going to get into a stage in a relationship because we have a thing called dick pics now so you can just turn down anyone under 8 inches
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>used to be the disco king
>haven't danced at all in over a year
>try to get it down with the bf at a house party
>mfw I realize I've lost all my moves
don't get a bf, you'll get some bedroom moves but you'll lose your dance floor moves
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>>5564722
Anything above 7 inches is not going anywhere near my shitpussy.
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>>5564729

Most of my friends are physcists and engineers, so the problems they give me are a LOT more involved.

here is one that i havent been able to solve yet, perhaps you'll find it entertaining. (NB: nominator should read numerator obviously)

>>5564734

You can do what you like, buddy, but i think most people dont send dickpics when they are looking for a relationship
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>>5564741
>tfw exactly 7 inches
I am "stretching" it, aren't I? ;)
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>>5564701
I want to plant my seed in your butt womb.

>>5564687
>My self-worth is fine
Is it though?
Are you happy with who you are?
Are you happy with the people around you?
Are you happy with what you're doing?
Are you happy with the way your life is going?
Do you have a life, or are you just living?
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>>5564747
>looking for a relationship
are you straight feelgood?
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>>5564713
Depends on who you ask. And it's not always bigger is better, there's at least one anon on /gaygen/ who refuses to fuck guys over 7"

>>5564717
Do it. Even cardio releases endorphins, and helps stabilize your mood. Squatting for bubble but is good too, even if you like being small.
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>>5564747
Will have to look into it later, thanks.

I've been kinda interested in perfect and weird numbers lately.
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>>5564713
PAVI
A
V
I
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>>5564760
You are a good guy ann. You should stop hanging out around here before these anons take that away from you. This place is too toxic for posters like you, family.
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>>5564497
Yeah I bet you're a straight cuck.
Hell I bet buttslut could get a daddy bf before you do.
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>>5564760
>tfw could be running right now but it's snowing and the streets and sidewalks are slippery icy pieces of shit rn
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>>5564713
Important, but only because I have an extra small bp. Guys over seven inches are not allowed.

>>5564670
Overachieving is bad for your health. You should lower your standards just a little - definitely don't go in to work if they call you. Take a break, bby.

>>5564738
If you wanted to keep them, you should have just taken bf dancing. Seduce him again every time you go out. Just start doing that now.
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>>5564756

No, I'm gay.
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>>5564788
>I have an extra small bp. Guys over seven inches are not allowed.

We are boipussy sisters.
7+ inchers gtfo.
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>>5564722
Im smaller than average. Only 5 inches. I have become insecure about it.
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>>5564785

i will murder you
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>>5564792

You guys should get a 13 inch double-ended dildo and go to town on each other desu
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>>5564792
there's always bottoming or transitioning. or both.
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>>5564793

the average is 5.1 inches

dont beat yourself up
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>>5564800
7+ inchers REEE.
You will not taint our pure pink bussies.
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>>5564778
>You are a good guy ann
S-stop, you're making me blush.

>>5564787
Winter is the only time I actually enjoy running outside. You could always go to a park and do sprints in the snow. If you heat up enough, when you trip and fall in the snow, it'll be refreshing.
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>>5564792
I mean, I wish I could take big dicks. With more practice, maybe, but no one to do that with.

>>5564800
Nah, I don't mess around with other bottoms. They are only rivals to be eliminated.
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>>5564807
From that post you concluded we are tops?
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>>5564812

But that would only be 6.5" per boypussy
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>>5564794
You should be murdering your daddy bf's dadpussy with your cock.
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>>5564819
why else would you fret over your cock size?
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>>5564826

Tru...
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>>5564818
>With more practice, maybe, but no one to do that with.

Only if the guy was willing to put a ring on it.
No one wants a stretched out boipussy whore.
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>>5564788
>>5564792
>>5564741
W-what if I promise not to use the whole thing?
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>>5564788
>If you wanted to keep them, you should have just taken bf dancing. Seduce him again every time you go out. Just start doing that now.
he's such a killjoy though
>I don't dance, that's faggot shit
all the while he sucks my cock

what can I do?
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>>5564755

You know I like my life, maton-chan
I get to draw silly shit all day and animate for a living and not having to go outside to do my job. I have a fiancé who I can hang out with and who'll fuck me nice when we're horny and even aside that my sex life is nice.
I mean, nothing is really changing atm, except maybe moving eventually or my main contract getting poplar or something??
I have chronic depression that gets me at times but that's not anything in my life I can really mess with besides the meds I already have..
I do have some body issues, that's true. I think about them all the time. And plus my genderfluidity fucks me up with unexpected dysphoria every couple of weeks/months..

I dunno, peleon joven, I've got problems but so does everyone.
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>>5564836

kek
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>>5564832
Time for you to load up grindr and scruff and hunt 4 daddy
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>>5564834
Right? As it is now, guys still ask if I'm a virgin when they try to get in, I don't want to lose my pretend hymen and have my future husband's feelings get hurt. Tops are emotionally delicate and need their egos stroked as much as their dicks. Also nice pic, please be you, anon.

>>5564836
I've heard this lie before. Not quite as many times as 'I'll just go slow' though.

>>5564847
I hope he has some redeeming qualities then, cause that's dumb. I don't like to dance much because I'm terrible at it, but when guys ask me to I always do. It's just fun.
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>tfw you just randomly send a dick pic to someone and ur not sure if it was a good idea or not
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>>5564855
Holly shit. Is that actually a thing? I might have to get one. lol
>tfw no more accidental stomach/cervix punching
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>>5564873
is it big?
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>>5564852
>I have a fiancé
F-fuck you, smug bitch.
I'll get a "mister" one of these days, you'll see..
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>>5564858

Y-yes sir

>>5564875

Apparently kek

I just googled "dick bumper"
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>>5564880
yah its like 6.5 inches
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>>5564836
Big guys (4me) have an urge to go balls deep, doubt you'd hold back.

Esp, bi guys.
They see women as fragile and precious so they don't force it on them, but think men can take it and they don't hold back.
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>>5564870
>I hope he has some redeeming qualities
well, he sucks my cock
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>>5564887
that's not big. then it was a bad idea.
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>>5564885
post face pic, wondering what you look like now
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>>5564885
>Y-yes sir

What are you, a bottom boy?
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Im in a really awkward situation rn so im pretending to be texting someone to make it seem like i have friends but in reality i dont also im hungry but cant eat rn fuck
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>>5564892

Hell no are you kidding

Some of us have jobs
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>>5564883

If you ever find yourself in North Carolina, US, you can borrow mine. I dunno if he's to your tastes, tho.
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>>5564890
but only like 0.8% of the population have a penis above 7 inches
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>>5564895

I'm a toppy

respect my pronouns
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>>5564900

what do you do for a living, Kohai
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>>5564907
only 0.8% of 15000 tested had a penis over 7 inches.
stop hanging around on lgbt and head over to hm and the grindr threads. seems a bit strange if 0.8% all hang out on grindr tbqh
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>>5564910
Shitpost on 4chan tbqh
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>>5564895
please don't tease bottom boys, they have hard lives ahead of them already
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>>5564915

tru
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>tfw my "friends" just make fun of me instead of supporting me
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>>5564908
>I'm a toppy

A buttslut Detected.
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>>5564908
you promised you'd bottom on my birthday senpai. are you being abusive again?
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>>5564922

Bitch don't test me

Just cause I want selfiedaddy to call me a good boy when I breed his dadpussy

>>5564924

you aren't my long-term bf
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>>5564870
>>5564888
I'm can change. I swear!

>>5564885
Damn it I've been lied to. I can't find anywhere that actually sells them.
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Can this guy stop
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>>5564907
Statistically, gay men also have bigger dicks than straight men. Don't believe everything you read.

>>5564889
You could literally go dance and find someone else willing to do that, I'm sure.
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>>5564933

Aw, c'mon, I wanna know.
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>>5564935
no
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>>5564942
He is a librarian
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>>5564942
He's an archaeologist.
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>>5564933
So feisty, I like feisty buttsluts
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>>5564934

I saved the picture from here

http://www.thecuriouskittenadultstore.ecrater.com/p/1704295/not-too-deep-donut-set-3#

>>5564942

It's a secret bc gaygen is full of stalkers
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>>5564942
He's a tomb raider.
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>>5564901
You know damn well that he isn't.
You're one spiteful sheila, Circé.
I'll have my revenge against you, and the rest of those smug gg bullies some day.

>>5564934
>I'm can change
Your dyslexia is getting worse, Dick Rickets.
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>>5564933
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>>5564954
Do you even live in Vancouver tbqh
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>>5564935
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>>5564936
i could easily beat the shit out of you desu
your a pussy
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>>5564954
Thanks m8. I found two stores that sold them, but they were both sold out. I was afraid they were like a limited release gag gift, or something.
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>>5564963
senpai is some fat hairy faggot daddy
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>>5564788
>Overachieving is bad for your health. You should lower your standards just a little - definitely don't go in to work if they call you. Take a break, bby
This isn't even my final form.
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>>5564963
LOL!

Does Senpai still look like that?
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>>5564963


kek

>>5564965

Why don't you come find out
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>>5564978
it's not him you newfag
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>>5564980
>tfw you will never pat senpai's tumtum
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>>5564936
I stand by my man

Even though he's stupid as shit I will never betray his trust
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>>5564755

b-but i poop from there

>>5564963

reee
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>>5564972
I don't doubt it, I'm very small. Guys who can beat me up turn me on, though, so be careful.

>>5564977
Treat yourself, anon. You are worth it~!
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>>5564976
Who are the hairiest trips? :3
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There are people yelling. I do not know them
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>>5564994
post small body
i bet you are a fat little bitch
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>>5564945
>>5564949
>>5564955

You guys are the worst

>>5564954

Oh, okay, that's cool.

>>5564956

Look, I was just offering.
Actually, you know, I know at least a handful of guys who I think you'd be into both personality wise and in body..
I know, I'm slipping into shipping mode
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>>5564985
what does he look like?
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>>5565006
Ugly and fat because he has to trip
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>>5564994
>Guys who can beat me up turn me on, though, so be careful.
Hnnng.
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>>5565006
like a young Ozzy Osbourne.
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>>5564994
>You are worth it~!
>~
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Its getting late to give you up i took a sip from the devils cup
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>>5565018

ok but that is accurate
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>>5564994
I don't want to sound like a blowhard, but I reckon I could beat up most of /lgbt/, yall some weak ass bustas.
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My #1 dream is to lure in some stereotypical twinkchasing biscum like Ann who thinks they're a "strict top" and then over the course of a few months turn him into my bottom bitch and abuse him regularly before dumping him out once hes addicted to my cock

thatll teach em
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>>5564998
There isn't any.
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>>5565024
>tfw buttslut had more muscle then senpai does now
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>>5565002
But my whole gimmick is that I don't post pictures of myself because I'm staying pure for marriage as a born again virgin, anon. I'll tell you though that I'm 5'6" and 130 lbs.

>>5565016
Don't even think about beating me up and slowly making me take your oversized dick, Ann. That's not allowed.

>>5565028
A lot of them are pretty built, though. Might be harder than you think.
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>>5565028
>talking shit
>not posting pic

gtfo fatass
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>>5565024
I want to throw you to the ground, put your legs up on my shoulders and want to see what kind of expressions your face can make if you experience the full lenght of my fifth limb.
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>>5565030
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>>5565019
Pic related
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>>5565030
Exactly my dream but with Hitler.

Though I would keep him forever.
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>>5564800
>tfw I'll never get to top HO and manhandle his tender penis, making him squirm and get upset like some super fem tranny with dick dysphoria.
>tfw I'll never cuddle him afterwards and hear him whimper about how I probably bruised his little benis
>why live? ;_;
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>>5565043
Seems like a pretty noble goal.

>>5565043
This isn't fair. I can't fap at work. :(
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>>5565028

Come on me bro

>>5565038

Buttslut is dead

>>5565030

I'd watch that porno

>>5565046

I'm imagining you with a butthole like a female hyena's pseudopenis and it's kinda turning me on tbqh
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>>5565030
My #1 dream is to stroke the hair of a guy sitting in my lap before violating him anally

then telling him he's going to be my bitch for life
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like my pussy?
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>>5564992
>but i poop from there
Not when I'm done with you.

>>5565005
>who I think you'd be into both personality wise
How do you know what type of personality I like?
Alas, I am all alone on this cursed Island. But I will leave some day to fulfill my dreams, don't you take pity on me!
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When I read all these dumb lewd posts I feel both kind of turned on and embarassed that I feel that way.

I'm supposed to be aloof and have standards, dammit, and I'm kind of scared that I might end up just being some kind of mindless cock puppet if I ever do have sex. At this rate I will be a virgin forever.

hold me ;_;
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>>5565064
they top other bitches with those and give birth through them.
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>>5564591
To rule this galaxy as father and son.
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>>5565044
I'm fat built bro, I've been hitting the gym hard the last couple of months, I've been loosing serious fat while gaining muscle. Now I plan on getting shreaded. Once I get too 10% bodyfat I'll look like a Greek god.

I can also beat the whole lot of you mark ass bitches because I know bjj and MMA.

Yall niggas bustas and mark ass bitches, yall fuck bois can't step up to me nuigga. I´m a hord muttfukka, im down for my bloc.
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>>5565070

Yeah it's cute and furry

>>5565077

It's not topping if you're getting penetrated
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>>5565081

pic or nothing, fag
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>>5565075
its okay, just do it with someone you love in a monogamous relationship
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>>5565087
Who is the most autistic trip?
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>>5565075
your embarrassment only turns me on more

there's no escape bro, accept it ;)
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>>5565081
>Once I get too 10% bodyfat I'll look like a Greek god.
>I can also beat the whole lot of you mark ass bitches because I know bjj and MMA.
I bet you are super cute. Lets wrestle.
Whoever wins has to bottom.
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>>5565083
How about you check these beans
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>>5565083
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>>5565064
>buttslut is ded

did you kill him by not giving him his daily vitamin D?
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>>5565081
You sound like the most retarded person I have ever met.
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>>5565068
My #1 dream is to keep a Y positive slut in the spare room so it can pump out a gaggle of babies for me and my qt manlet husbando to raise.

>>5565075
>hold me ;_;
Can we fug afterwards?
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>>5565056
You break it, you buy it, anon. Just like in the Old Testament.

>>5565060
I know, but it causes me immense pleasure to tease you like this. Stupid boy.

>>5565075
Don't worry, you won't completely ahegao and get mind broken the first time you touch another dick. It takes at least two exposures before cockslut syndrome takes root.
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so I've been on a date with a guy who's 10 years older than me and we had sex. I asked if he was free to meet for another drink but he said he was busy. I thought I'd never hear from him again desu. But, he's just messaged me asking for another date.

Horaaaay
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>>5565043
>130 lbs
lmfao fatty pls
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>>5565092

The obvious choice is Maki or Rugby, but I think that would be a little unsubtle - they are fairly obviously doing it on purpose.

My bet would be Irishanon, as even though he tries so hard to seem "normal" you can still tell his autism is shining through
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>>5565098
put your finger right in the middle of the paw. cats love that.
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>>5565111
I'm glad someone's dating life is going well.
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>>5565110
>You break it, you buy it, anon. Just like in the Old Testament.
lol, I've no idea what that means
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>>5565092
niq/booger/circe
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>>5565101
Hyhenas are the transgenders of the Sahara. Female hyhenas have pseudo penises to show authority to other hyhenas.

http://www.livescience.com/699-painful-realities-hyena-sex.html
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>>5565120
The power of my boypucci has captured him. He's under my spell
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>>5565118
THE METAMORPHOSIS IS COMPLETE
>>
GUYS


I just gambled on a fart.

And lost...

I hate mysef
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>>5565138
As the old hawaiians used to say.
Never waste a boner, never trust a fart.
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>>5565122
Read a book anon. Deuteronomy is pretty clear that any man who lays with a non-betrothed virgin and gets caught is legally required to marry her (and also pay her dad a bunch of shekels). How can I even marry a guy who doesn't know something so simple?
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>>5565139
I thought that was an old testament thing?
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>>5565138
As I stand in a trance had to fart, but shit my pants. I've been constipated all day. As I sat brokenhearted had to shit but only farted.
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>>5565097
Naked submission wrestling, sounds really hot, I'd love to get full mounted by a naked guy and he would start slapping his cock in my face.

There must be some kind of gym were you can wrestle naked with other guys, I'd love that.
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>tfw you will never shit yourself in front of a cute boy
:3
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>>5565139
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=af7esgn4ZW4
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>>5565139
I wish I had a bidet so washing my ass was easy
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>>5565147
the jews stole it from the hawaiians. Honolulu is the true zion.
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>>5565146
The old testaments kind of iffy with modern day Catholicism.
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>>5565160
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>tfw a cute boy will never tickle you until you piss ur panties
:3
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>>5565158
I'm not gonna watch some fat fag hag cunt and a flamer talk about times they've shat themselves tbqh
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>>5565146
>(you)
>being a virgin

I'm kinda surprise you've read the bible. Shouldn't it have burst in flames the minute you picked it up?
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>>5565110
I'll get you for this. e.e

>>5565113
At 5'6" that's not so bad, depending on fitness level.
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>>5565154
lets do that after the gym, anon :3
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>>5565154
I think I'm going to explode.

>>5565160
I could see that. The weather's certainly nice enough.
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>>5565159
I think I would rather have a japanese style toilet. It's got the water squirter built into the seat
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>>5565166
So is being a homo, so what's the big deal?

>>5565181
I read it when I was a virgin, so it was fine. Reminds me that I want to find a copy of the Vedas to read through.

>>5565182
When I was in high school, I was 120, but I was a bit slighter and way more active. I could probably get down to 125 briefly, until any muscle built again. And I'm sure you'll get me one day, Ann, and then you can take your sweet, gentle revenge.
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>>5565156
just follow your dreams, anon.
Plenty of cute boys out in public. Just find one and immediately crap yourself.
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just ordered some sexy new compression leggings to get me excited for adding cardio to my weights programme.
I'm still not excited and I want cardio to die
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>>5565201
>tfw you will never roleplay as anons japanese toilet
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>>5565229
I think if you were to follow typical gay fetishisms, you should be urinating on his dirty asshole tbqh
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>>5565246
I'm not like the other gays
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>>5565252
thats what they all say ;____________;
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>>5565253
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWzJZ83Wud4
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BRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHH
>>5565154
>>5565190
>>5565199
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>>5565154
Ancient Greeks use to wrestle naked and tie a leather thread round their foreskins to make sure their cock heads don't become revealed. They considered it to be immoral to let others see your glans. So if a wrestler got a boner they can keep on wrestling without exposure.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kynodesme
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I got called a Super Saiyan at the gym today...again
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>>5565330
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Saturday Night Live skit about gay porn lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8TR34viNo0

check it out
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>>5565382
Did you yell allot while lifting?
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>>5565388
>SNL

but in another sort of related note why is 80's porn GOAT
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>>5565382
were you wearing this?
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>>5565416
>>5565382

>tfw saw a qt fuzzy guy with a Dragonball Z shirt at the gym
>tfw was going to say "nice shirt" but chickened out because he was like 10 years older than me and i didnt want people to think i was a perv

another day, another missed opportunity
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>>5565413

Where do I find good 80s porn?
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>>5565388
kek
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>>5565413
all the actors they got to do porn in the 80s looked like they had aids.
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>>5565402
I don't make any noise.

>>5565416
No, I don't even watch dbz. I'm a bugs bunny kid

>>5565425
No one will think you're a perv
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>>5565466
>>5565466
>>5565466
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>>5565432
bijougayporn but i think its more 70's then 80's
>>5565452
exactly
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>>5565425
Just dew it.

>>5565452
They probably did.
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>>5564467
Circe, Minus the being tied up and being spit on, I could have written the rest of this, appearance wise we are polar opposites, and I am much older than you.
Never understood why people like or dislike the things they do ( I honestly have a HUGE fear of being tied up)
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>>5564569
>Daddy issues, low self esteem and no sense of self-worth.
I guess this would be pretty accurate in my case desu
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