>tfw no foosball playing bf
wat do /gaygen/?
It would be funny as fuck.
Those are all great albums man
If you like Feels you should check out Sung Tongs, it's kind of like a more folk-inspired version of that.
Their whole discography is great though, my favourite band of all time for sure
Now that I think of it, did you used to post on the mutracker forums? Your name rings a bell.
Alcohol inhibits the body to metabolize/synthesis protein. Only losers drink.
There are lots of things you should give up on, you're legit unhinged and a danger to society.
One of the scariest people I've ever come across, if I do say so myself.
My life has no value
I work a dead end job, I'm fat, I'm ugly, im pretentious and standoffish as hell, and I'm so autistic socially I don't know how to have fun
I'm also a faggot
I have no chance of being happy or content in my life
Should I just kill myself now?
Ayy gaygen a guy I like just added me on FB
What do I do now? Wait a day and follow him on IG? I don't know how to gay
He's jacking off the gay porn on his phone in the kitchen
I've been told my feet smell like doritos/tortilla corn chips.My bf calls them my Dori-toes.
kind of unrelated but idk how people can just eat ass like it's nothing. i don't think i could ever give a rimjob unless we were both in the shower and i could scrub his ass myself first
I used to have a huge thing for emos so I can still get nostalgia-boners over them
Isn't it a little 2009 though? Like I don't really see anyone looking like that any more.
Puffy nipples are gross though anon
I can understand it for wanting to look cute but there are just too many side issues
>Puffy nipples are gross though anon
I don't understand
How can you be this wrong?
>he hasn't come hands-free from teasing his estrogen-engorged aerolas
Trust me, you haven't lived, mate.
I'm so old I've seen emo been used to describe so many different things its not even funny anymore.
At one point emo was the worst you could be called online, then it became goth and then it became emo again,
That's not a yes no maybe question you stupid fucking retard. God damn you people are so fucking idiotic.
They're just not aesthetically pleasing
Nipples should be cute and flat, why anyone would actively search for gyno is beyond me
I can understand that but it's still so not a thing at this point in time
What's your guys thought on manipulation?
Like for instance I'm in love with a person and he's currently in a relationship that is unstable and will not likely last in the long run for a variety of reasons.
Should I play on these reasons subtly to add fuel to that fire and be an ass and subtly prod him on certain topics that I know will make him reevaluate his life likely in favor of me?
Also I know the guy has feelings for me that are deeply rooted in him. So should I just take it easy and play the waiting game?
Where's this gif from? The little spoon is Brent Corrigan btw.
Young and dumb. I think it was also because I was in a different country than my boyfriends at the time of the cheating. But I got so fixated on some guys in my life at the time, they weren't people I just met. Eh, it was fun. I've lived my life, now it's time to grow old with the one I love.
Nothing tells your mom that you're gay like her finding your dildo collection
Just had a photographer take a bunch of pics of me. He ate me out for over an hour. He couldn't stay hard enough to fuck me because I made him use a condom.
>tfw he cheated on his wife
I thought you said he was 100% straight, and was only going to oil you up?
are barcades any good?
my [spoiler]crush[/spoiler] is too "pure" to drink, but I'm hoping when we're both 21 I can use one to talk him into it.
Huh, I assumed he was a creepy old man.
I hope he kissed his wife after.
>Mid 30s, tattoos, shoulder length hair
Those are all very hit and miss.
Oh well, hope you had fun.
>one qt near me
>check his profile
>name is an undertale character
>profile is an undertale quote
It's a game. It's actually quite fun to play and the music is catchy as fuck, but the fandom can be pretty annoying.
Got it myself when it was for super cheap on Steam to see what the fuss was about, was pleasantly surprised and entertained for a few hours.
Just look at some of the boss fights on Youtube, gameplay is hard to describe without spoilering much but there are several ends and some of them are achieved through sparing everyone or killing everyone
And they truly mean everyone, you need to walk so long in certain areas till there are no random encounters anymore because you've literally killed everyone in their world.
It's an okay game. It has its quirks and moments, but it's gotten pretty overrated really fast. I don't really understand how a game with limited content and 3 storylines can be blown up all over YouTube. Then again, Five Nights at Freddy falls under the same category...
>American video games
Though Portal was pretty fun, I guess.
too early to shiiietpost my lifts faaaurkk
Ignore the master glutes and quads
Look deeper than the muscular beast.
Just don't regret it anon. I have the feeling guy culture makes it so that "no" to sex is registered as "I don't want to seem like a slut", so be really sharp in what you tell him too if you really only want to cuddle.
>Inert suggestive jitz joke here
Funny, on my way home from work friday some dude and what I thought was his beard (turned out to be his gf) talked me up asking me about a bar with foosball. We ended up grabbing another random guy off the streetcar to play 4s. They were all super straight and really bad at jitz.
Not the night I had in mind t b h
>spent the night with Jack Daniels. Again.
It's 20°C here, really nice outside.
They day time is fucking awful though.
>tfw no qt footballer bf
w h y
You deserve every bit of cruelty, you slimy shit.
Anyone else know that feeling after a good dicking when you ache like hell, yet at the same time it feels so great and satisfying?
Like post-sex ache can feel so good it makes you horny enough to just go again?
I´m afraid of getting fucked in the ass, and then having butt ache afterwards and feeling like a worthless faggot afterwards. I´ll be in class feeling like a loser because some older man fucked the shit out of me.
That's why I´m kinda scared of getting fucked in the ass, I´m afraid I might associate butt ache with shame and me being a loser.
trip on aced
>doing the rick owens meme irl
He probably just got freaked out by the scrawny homo screeching "RAF SIMONS, RICK OWENS, USUALLY WHAT I'M DRESSED IN".
no i actually like 5652. he's one of the few trannies in this general i can stand.
niq and hitler are a different story. 5652 is at least a nice person, as far as i know, and wouldpounceonirl/10.
nah that was a meme. but i don't have anything against getting blacked. some black guys are hot like Idris Elba or Drake.
I didn't hate S/S 16, it just felt kinda messy.
I'm too poor to afford any of this shit anyway.
I'm kinda sad about Dior though, even though 90% of his reception was "too boring, it's nothing like John, I want John back."
None of his rumored replacements feel right.
All his pics are cute to me.
Why so racist? I didnt have you down as a poltard.
and idris elba is hot
His father is an African-American Catholic and his mother is a white Canadian Jew. Speaking about his personal identity, Drake says, "At the end of the day, I consider myself a black man because I'm more immersed in black culture than any other. Being Jewish is kind of a cool twist."
Michael B Jordan, Kanye, Sammy Davis Jr., Marvin Gaye, Jamie Foxx, Djimon Hounsou, Dwayne Johnson.
np senpai. about sorry for my shit taste.
yeah no shit, retard. hitler and i talk almost every day. i'm very aware of what he thinks of me senpai.
>booger returned to gaygen
>yeah no shit, retard. hitler and i talk almost every day. i'm very aware of what he thinks of me senpai.
What EVERYONE thinks of you
You are a piece of shit, no black man would EVER want to touch your nasty greasy ass.
Go to bed booger.
funanon here, even I think that way about booger
a pity he is cute, but he is definetly back to his crazy tranny days, without being a tranny (or did that change already too?)
>as shitty as he is to me, i consider him a very good friend.
>niq and hitler are a different story.
Do u always talk shit about ur friends tho
>if he won't give it to you personally then i'm not going to hand it over. sorry m8.
>as shitty as he is to me, i consider him a very good friend.
It's just a prank, bro.
Friends do that, playing pranks on each other.
i think booger is cool and i dont understand why everyone is picking on him
i mean tbf hes only been hot for since like 2015
he used to look like a dork
Her penis is actually a tumor, it must be removed immediately.
I bet he would look very cute in normal clothing.
I dont really like that whole crossdressing thing if one doesnt look like a fully passable trap.
but if he dressed regulerly, yes please
...and this is why he probably shouldn't even answer my question
what's the tea with all the trannies here
Thoughts on calling someone "babe"?
Im pretty masc normally but I've only been recently finding out about my sexuality, so I've been trying out stuff like wearing shorts and even flirting a little with some people to see how I feel about it all.
Anyway i called a dude "babe" in an offhand comment and they got really mad and told me to never say that to them again. Was that my autism or his? I didnt realise it was such a charged pronoun...
I don't remember the full context but it was something like
>"Oh hey anon can you do _____ for me?"
>"No problem babe"
...I feel really dumb and embarassed now, but at the time I was feeling pretty confident and I just felt like saying it.
but as sad as my negative-foreskin-4-inch cock is, i feel like srs would not make me happier...
i can't even imagine what having a fake vagina must feel like. the thought of srs makes me really really uncomfortable actually.
yeah i agree. i've only recently been finding him attractive. he's sort of grown into his features and looks a lot better.
i got the results back. they cut out a few polyps that they found and they came back a-ok. no cancer. just fucked up shit going on with my colon... some uh bruising from a previous month of severe constipation... i don't really want to get into it desu. ;~; it's embarrassing...
i-is that a good reaction image? is that kitty in heat?
>not baptist or methodist
>calling a dude babe
>not even telling us if he's gay or not, but definetly a cis male
fight me irl
the thought of srs makes me really really
schnippity schnappity :DD
>i got the results back. they cut out a few polyps that they found and they came back a-ok. no cancer. just fucked up shit going on with my colon... some uh bruising from a previous month of severe constipation... i don't really want to get into it desu. ;~; it's embarrassing...
you should stop drinking coffee for fucks sake
>identifies as woman
>if he dressed regulArly
This is a sort of night out with the girls look. Kinda fun, kinda flirty but shows I love to party and ~rave~ lol x