mtfg - America is Best Country Edition

First for i want to cuddle Lainanon~

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>>5560882
Did you update the Discord server link?

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>tfw no anon of my own to cuddle with

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>tfw have a qt valentine this year

What a surprising turn of events :3

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>>5560891
Let me put my super cold hands under your shirt to warm them pls.

>tfw freezing even when wearing a hoodie
Sweden lyfe.

>>5560899
wow chasers really are getting desperate arent they?

>>5560891
>implying psycho anon would let you anywhere near her

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Just when you thought you were safe
It's Homura "I'm a fucking failure" Akemi.

>>5560901
Sure, but now its time for sleep ;_;

who /Atlanta/ here

>>5560906
>tumblr
pls remove yourself, we have enough of your kind already.

>>5560906
transitioned yet?

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Time to run~
>>5560906
Oh shnap this thread just got homu

>>5560897
PORTLAND
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>>5560901
>tfw ywn squeeze each others boobs with lainanon to keep hands warm

why do all white trash mothers in Australia look like men? is it the inbreeding that creates their shit appearance and lack of mental funciton?

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>>5560906
Hide the pink hair girls....

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>>5560882

>errgh!

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>>5560906
Homura did nothing wrong.

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>>5560914
Goodnight anon!

>>5560923
>cold hands on boobs
pls no

>>5560903
Shes one of my coworkers actually . 3 .

>>5560925
So hons can have somewhere to go if they feel like passing.

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>>5560922
I wish I was in Oregon ;~;
or anywhere in the US in general

but here I am, stranded across an ocean :c

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>>5560923
>angie will never squeeze your boobs then go on an adventure with you

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>>5560899
>no muscles
>no /fit/ posture

whats the point in posting this if its not korra? -__-

>>5560901
>tfw -22C outside

gå och lägg dig anon!

its a lot warmer in bed. at least in mine...

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>>5560917

I'm not a Tumblrina. Hate them, actually. They're all teenagers and drama queens. It fucking sucks that the only place with trans my age is 4chan. Anyway, Tumblr just has a lot of cool pics.

>>5560918

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha no.
I'm smack dab in the middle of Mormon country, so all the therapists are Mormon. That won't work. Considering taking a dose finding out what happens.

>>5560915
Not me, I'm not a nigger.

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>>5560899
ohhh, that's great! When did you meet them?

I'm going to finally have a valentines day with a qt of my own too, which I'm excited for c:

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>>5560941
I thought Angie was str8 tho

>>5560942
Its qt Korra but I have some like that

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>>5560935
Congratulations Korra!
I keep on keeping in semi close contact with this one woman but I keep getting an inkling of doubt because I want to be able to say I have my shit together in life.

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>>5560942
It's only like -13c here and i'm freezing.
>its a lot warmer in bed. at least in mine
lewd tbhon.

>>5560949
it's a reference to the image that was posted prior. I wouldn't have the slightest clue what Angie likes

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>>5560906
i havent seen you around before, i didnt know we had a homu poster, did you used to post a lot in the past?
>>5560944
i use it for the same reason

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>>5560940
Can I come to Oregon with you? I dont really want to live in Texas anymore.

>>5560964
Texas is pretty awesome if you pass desu.

>>5560947
She's one of my coworkers that flirts with me daily. She loves to dealing make me spill sphagetti everywhere by poking my sensitive ticklish areas (my sides). I asked her to be my valentine today and she said sure.

We're gonna do something on valentine's day and exchange gifts. Is yume romatic enough to do stuff like that?

>>5560952
So keeping her at a distance is only temporary?

>>5560957
Oh lol mb

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>>5560952
> because I want to be able to say I have my shit together in life
Why don't you think you have your shit together? Obviously I don't know everything about you but you seem pretty level headed, have a job, etc.; you seem to have it better together than most of the rest of us here at least.

>>5560958

I used to be around quite a bit, yeah. Basic story; been feeling like I might be a girl for a long time, too scared to check it out for real and I always make excuses. Like being called she anyway

Super bonus round: might have diabetus, too scared to check it out.

>>5560954
I would kiss you on the mouth ~

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>tfw you think a qt hipster girl is checking you out at walmart.
I wish I had any confidence to do more that just stare blankly at her when she smiled at me.

>>5560969
Texas is pretty awesome. I'm just tired of it for the time being and would like to explore a new place for a while. A Ricky gf would be a nice bonus.

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>>5560976
why not self med?

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>>5560964
Ofc. I used to have a friend who lived in Texas, he hated the shit out of it. Wanted to move to Austin because it's supposedly more progressive.

I am not sure where I want to live more. Oregon or Cali. Anywhere but this shithole is good with me tho.

>>5560954
can i get under those sheets

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>>5560976
Get that checked out already, geez.

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>>5560977
That's okay but i've never kissed anyone so I hope you're ready for the worst kiss ever.

>>5560976
Good luck and hope you figure things out ^^

>>5560981
You don't lose anything by striking up conversation and being shot down, but you could gain her number.

Did Kyle kill himself yet?

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>>5560923
Lol that was a pic kim made for me :3c

>>5560941
Poor Frank

>>5560949
I'm bi

>>5560983

I'm a Lawful Good coward. Though I did recently wind up drinking...alcohol. I'm seriously considering trying a little self medding, see how I feel.

>>5560989

The gender dysphoria or the constant dizziness?

>>5560993
Kissing is easy!~
You just kinda sit there and lock lips, and then lean away and/or insert tongue if its that kinda kiss.

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>>5560999
nice trips Angie

>>5560999
Checked. Also huh the more i know. I assumed since you've had a long term bf

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>>5560923
That's an old meme

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>>5560944
What is keeping you in Mormon country? Family, school, job?

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>>5560987
Austin is an alright city but extremely over hyped. The secret is that only rich college kids have any sort of success there. The rest just become miserable piles of human beings that put on a fake smile to fit in. I'd go anywhere with you though desu.

>>5560995
The lack of any confidence thing really just stops me before my mind can process any such thought. ;~;

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>>5561001
Sounds fun, teach me.

I have braces though, I dunno if that makes kissing worse.

>>5561000
The dizziness; I thought you said that you can't get the gender dysphoria examined fairly where you live, but if you can figure out a way to make that work then go ahead with that too.

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>>5560946
lel I'm the whitest person in the world
>>5560976
get the diabeetus thing checked out. Diabetes isn't a thing you wanna ignore if you have it. I'm kinda the same thing as you with the self-med stuff. I'm too afraid to order it, and I kinda want to see a therapist regularly to make 100% sure. Though if I get fed up there's an IC place a mile away

>>5561008
it just means you can alter the flavour of kisses by eating something beforehand as it'll get stuck in your braces

>>5561002
Thanks

>>5561003
Yeah limiting myself to one sex is boring
Hell, my first kiss was with a boy

>>5561005

All three, to be honest. I have a lot of family nearby, which is helpful but they're all Mormon. I'm working at an assisted living place atm, and planning to go to school for my RN before going to live in Montana.

>>5561009

Gender therapy doesn't exactly come up a lot around here.
>Find one marked "Gender Issues"
>read profile
>"My LDS Religion guides..."
>Did a 360 and moonwalked out

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>>5560949
oy, fit girls are cuter!

>>5560954
>lewd tbhon.

that's how you survive the cold winters ~

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>>5561014
I can agree to that. Why like one when you can like both? Although maybe I'll get my first kiss soon ~

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Also

>Watching Force Awakens with brother
>Kylo Ren takes off helmet
>Mutter 'oh damn it he's hot' under breath
>Brother probably thinks I'm gay now.
>He could be right
>I mean, damn, there's some fine men out there.

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>>5561006
>I'd go anywhere with you though desu.
Even if I wanted to be a motorbike nomad never staying in one place for long? It'd be fun to be a misfit racing from one cheap hostel to another.

I'd take you for endless trips and mischievous adventures. Oh who am I kidding. I'll never get enough money to get a license ;~;

Come save me pls? I don't mind going anywhere either.

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>>5561013
lel
Awful kisses confirmed

>>5561020
>tfw never had winter cuddles and it's all I want in life.
;_;

>>5561026
its not gay for girls to like boys

>>5561026
Lol what? Kylo is ugly as fuck.

>>5561012

Yeah, I'll call the public health place...at some point. Hopefully Monday.

>>5561034

It's weird, I've kind of been drifting into boys lately, though there's still some okay girls.

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I DID MY RUN
I think that was enough for the week. Or month.
>>5561026
It's a shame he's a total twerp in the movie, what a waste of boy

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>>5561041
Ugly-cute.

>>5561043

I know, right? He's got that hot, dark look and ugh. I hope he's more developed in Episode VIII

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>>5561045
They got the nose wrong completely in that sketch.

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>>5561026
>>5561043
>>5561045
>>5561047
>not superior Oscar Isaac

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>>5561045
It's kind of rich/royal boy cute.
>>5561047
I hope they do a lot more developing in the next movie. Rey needs more development too, like some flaws or more background. Kylo needs to evolve past the wanna be Vader phase.
>>5561054
Oh god I love Maverick-style fighter pilots <3

>>5561054

Poe is probably a close second, though I like him for his snark more than his looks.

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>>5560974
My financials are kind of a wreck. In June my jeep went boom. Recently my replacement car went boom, followed shortly afterward by my motorcycle.
I owe about 10K in debt that I REALLY need to get resolved but haven't had the spare funds, and I want to have that stuff resolved before I try making moves. I'm kind of iffy about such things. I don't want her to worry about my financial mess and I want to move into a new apartment as well.

>>5560973
I hope to. If she'll have me.

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i dont like nigger

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>>5561027
Why do you have to fill my head with these dreams Ricky? ;~;
I'll save you. I have my license but I'd probably have to get a motorcycle license too. Unless we just want to keep it illegal like the drug crazed girls we'd be.
>One day.

>>5561069


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>>5561077
I will always be poor and will probably never be able to afford a move aboard. Chasing hollow dreams tbqh.

Or I don't know I'll have probably offed myself by then in some creative way.

>>5561066
>jeep explodes
>replacement car explodes
>motorcycle explodes
What is it like living a Michael Bay movie?

(I'm sorry to hear about all of that. Do you know how long it will probably take to deal with all of that? Hopefully not too long. I hope you manage to avoid any more unexpected expenses or setbacks, at least.)

>>5561115
Porn angle cameras are always in the way. I tripped over 5 cameras on my way to the shop this morning.
Also, everyone talks weird.

I'm hoping to have the bulk of things resolved by April, if not june at the latest. It's simply on the back burner until I am guaranteed this placement.

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>>5561069
Same desu.

if im a tranny in denial, and almost everybody around me know. should they try to help me or not say anything and let me live in denial ?

>>5561069
oh kitty

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>>5561101
We'll go out together at 150+ mph. ;~;

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>Working at Assisted Living Place
>Kneeling on ground putting underwear on old lady
>"You have such pretty hair. I bet your mom wishes you were a girl."

why.jpg.gif

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>>5561140
I'd be suicidal on a wheel. I've already crushed before and still bear the scars (fuck surviving that btw). Next time will be the last.

I wouldn't let you go out with me tho. There'd be no point in that. Like the whole point of doing that is being a lonely manly mess and being with someone qt kinda defeats that.

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>>5561144
It's a sign.

>looking at porn because Im horny
>cis girls come up
>cant help but think about if they pass or not
i hate you people you did this to me

>>5561147
amazing

>>5561168
In the IRC we were joking about him turning so fast from /pol/ to chaser that he'd be full-on trans within 24 hours; none of us thought he'd actually do it...

>>5561179
respect his identity! he's not trans! he's just a boy on hrt!

>>5561182
kek femgen has been comedy gold the last few threads, I never realised they were THIS trans

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>>5561179
Pretty sure he is just joking along with it.

Though wouldn't that be freaking wild? We should take him out shopping sometime!

>>5561190
huh yeah I also posted this there actually
>tfw somewhere between femboy and transgirl
idk wtf i am.. mostly i just try not to think too hard about it, and keep popping those pills 'cause it feels so right
pretty tumblr I guess

hello family!

http://strawpoll.me/6560331/
moar votes pls, this is pretty interesting

>>5561201
>that one dude
why

>>5561201
What if I identify as a male who wants to be a female but will never realistically be one

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oh god it's story time

>10:30pm, my shift's almost over
>working with pervy 30 year old pakistani guy who's always checking out the girl customers
>he asks me out of nowhere if i know a sexy youtube channel
>i say why don't you just use redtube
>he looks at me like he doesn't understand english (which he probably doesn't)
>put it in google on his phone and tell him to wait until after 4am since he works overnight
>he pressed it and as the page loads, his eyes bug out and he looks at me and back at the screen, slowly smiling and starts laughing like he just won the lotto or something
i couldn't stop laughing the whole way home, oh god i feel so terrible

>>5561211
just put down female you pedantic fuck

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>>5561213
fuckin sandniggers are always lmao

So today I bought
Alpha Sapphire
Witch and the Hundred Knight
Project Mirai DX
They're all super fabulous games but pokemon was fucking $40

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Oh my gosh I just can't get enough of this game. Over 40 hours and I'm still not bored of it. @_@;;

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>>5561217
he had this look on his face like he's never seen porn before, i felt kinda bad afterwards but it was hilarious

>>5561220
how do you feel knowing you helped an ugly somewhat old foreign man get off
you slut

>>5561218
Pokemon and project diva are always good purchases but idk about witch and the hundred knights the gameplay seemed meh for me.

>>5561220
Your'are a porn

lol america sucks

>>5561222
>tfw you will never be the succubus that makes a foreign paladin fall

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>>5561193
I'm suspicious that a large portion of /femgen/ and /mtfg/ fall in the "somewhere between" range as well. Or maybe there really just isn't as much of difference between those biologically male people that feel good when they take female hormones and call themselves boys, and those that call themselves girls, than the terms suggest.

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Operation "make my ex gay" is in full swing

>>5561211
I put down "male but femboy" as the closest option to the missing "male but girl" available.

>>5561234
What exactly are you planning to do?

I went to the magic the gathering game release and only one opponent called me he, and then apologized.

I also beat all the boys, and won a ton of packs and a playmat and some sleeves

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>>5561234
Elaborate

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>tfw no qt emo boyfriend

Feels bad desu.

>>5561224
It's enjoyable and the story is different

>>5561236
>male but girl
what does that even mean
the word 'identify' in the strawpoll question implies it's about gender identity, not physical sex, regardless of whether the options given were biological terminology or not
i.e. if you recognise you are biologically male but identify as a girl, then you should answer 'female'
unless you don't wholly identify as a girl?

>>5561234
operation "make my gf gay", mission complete

>>5561245
>tfw no qt emo boyfriend to convince into starting HRT
>tfw no qt emo hrt-boyfriend with cute puffy nipples to tease and to share girlgasms with

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>>5561230
>tfw you will never be a succubus (male)

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>see the same girl 6 days out of 14
>haven't even felt sad let alone depressed... occasionally lonely is another story
>stopped biting my nails
>have all but completely given up drinking
>getting back into Magic the Gathering and potentially also Pokémon
>even the shitty labour-intensive times at work are alright
>don't feel hopeless when job-searching for better things
>still a hon but ok with it for now
>shitposting on mtfg but not obsessively

>>5561246
Well I'm glad you like it!

>>5561245
If all boys looked like this I would be str8er than Kit

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>>5561257
>tfw you forget your trip

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>>5561251
Fuck that'd be great ;~;

If I had a boyfriend this gorgeous I would do nothing but sit on his lap and cuddle with him naked all day.

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>>5561239
Hopefully, get him to embrace his fabulous side, he's pretty flamboyant already desu.

>>5561241
I have managed to extract his "type". He likes leaner, fit guys, not too tall, and it's important that they have big dicks. I want to find him a cute boyfriend, preferably named pablo.

>>5561248
Rofl, faye

>>5561240
>I also beat all the boys
but you say you are a boy

>>5561263
Welcome back bexe! ^^ Glad to hear things are going well for you~

>>5561265
So he just hasn't admitted it? Does he try to say he's bi? How did you get him to admit to wanting a big dick if he's even trying to fight the idea.

>>5561245
I want a kinda nerdish bf desu

>>5561265
You can find one on a rich person's lawn

>>5561265
when are you going to find yourself a bf?

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>>5561251
>tfw no robot bf

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>>5561265
Any good reason why you are turning him t3h ghey?

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>tfw Nouns super sweet to you

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>>5561274
>tfw no abusive bf to hurt my body and draw blood during sex

tfw gf doesn't even have a dick

>>5561251
>>5561264
one of you please rescue me ;-; ill be your slave

GO CARDINALS, BABY!!!! ~~~WHOA!!~~~ xD

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>>5561279

>>5561286
tfw no gf at all
please

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>>5561289
4got my pic xP

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>>5561269
I've been pressing him for a bit. First I got him to admit he was bi, then a few months ago he asked me where to find bara doujins. I'm not gonna see him for awhile after today for various reasons, but I managed to get him to admit that his old boss was cute. It's gotta happen, if he isn't paired up with a cute guy by the end of this year I'll be disappointed in myself.

>>5561270
Kek

>>5561272
Idk, I'll have to ask my gf ;~;

>>5561275
For fun and profit of course!

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>>5561295
Is this ironic shitposting?

>tfw no gf to vote BUILD WALL man into American office with

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>>5561288
are you a qt?

>>5561292
Post more Mado-chan. Also I should ask for your skype because I'd like some friends and we kinda have stuff in common and you're qt but I'm kind of lame and stupid and retarded I guess.

>>5561299
Cardinals beat Greenbay in overtime DUH :3

>>5561307
little bit!

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>>5561311
Are you a girl or a boy tho?

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>all this sports and trump posting

>>5561269
thanks, it was nice to stop being suicidally depressed starting cypro and it's equally nice to stop being regular depressed as of late

how are things with you?

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>>5561307
Do you have steam? I don't use Skype much . And you know what I look like!? Its okay, we're all stupid lame and retarded.

>>5561313
g-goirl

>>5561245

You guys have an unhealthy attraction towards 12 year olds

>>5561315
>implying girls and sports don't mix

;3

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>>5561247
I think I mostly identify as a girl, but it might be more accurate to say that I identify as feminine / non-masculine. I think I'd be comfortable as whatever sex / gender as long as I didn't have masculine features or a masculine social role: cisgirl, transgirl, femboy, futa; any of those would be alright as far as body goes, as long as I am able to present myself as a sometimes-tomboyish girl-or-equivalent and have access to female hormones if my body doesn't make them naturally.

...but saying all of that is way too special-snowflake, so I just say that I identify as a girl.

>>5561319
Well meme'd my friend

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>>5561316
Yeah I have steam. What's your name on there?

But yeah I've seen what you look like and you've seen me (used to be a tripfag desu).

>>5561319
>not being into qt teenage boys
fucking dropped.

>>5561318
It's okay. Girls are cool and I'm mostly gay anyway.

>>5561298
I see, well good luck! Hope that goes well :D It shouldn't take long by the sounds of it.

>>5561315
Doing well, had to drive to the next town over, decent time up there though. Spent some time in a casino on the way back, was nice, walked in with 20$ walked out with 43$ so can't really complain too much there. Other than that just kinda getting things together mentally probably gonna jump back into school this semester and see how things go, maybe start applying for jobs again as well.

>>5561323
>that pic
what the fuck is that supposed to convey?

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>tfw can't stop thinking about dick
What do I do?

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>>5561334
1. Find dick
2. Do lewd stuff with dick
3. ????
4. Profit

>>5561334
autofellatio

>>5561333
Are you asking what the artist was thinking or why I posted it, I'm not sure.

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>>5561334
Put something in your butt.

>tfw extremely posh-sounding english accent that results in extreme trannyvoice if I raise pitch and/or change resonance

it's a very male kind of posh accent too. I'm totally fucked unless I can get speech therapy or something. and I didn't even come from a posh family, I was fucking poor growing up.

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>>5561320
girls and sports mix like oil and car engines

no wait, like water and soap

fuck, give me a second

>>5561332
a visit and a free $20 and a plan, sounds like a good time... what are you thinking of studying or applying for?

>>5561263
Becca! <3 i missed you ;A;

>>5561339
How do I find dick?

>>5561340
I'm not flexible

>>5561344
uh
sounds dangerous with the objects I could use

hey family!

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>>5561331
Oh really? Chijo 良い夢 is my steam. Neato you've seen me.

>>5561319
i just want a bf that will listen to skramz with me desu. qt emoe boys tend to be into skramz.
>>5561334
listen to emoe and long for a bf. that's what i do at least.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqIrfc1JDOc
this is a good tfw no bf song desu

>>5561323
huh fair enough I think that actually describes me pretty well too
maybe I'm not as trutrans as I thought

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>>5561350
>she doesnt own a fake penis
What a pleb
ha ha ha ha ha

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>>5561350
Idk I think at the dick store ;~;

>>5561334
butt stuff tbqh

s t i m u l a t e

p e r i n e u m

>>5561353
But that will make me sad

>>5561355
But real is better than fake

>>5561357
Go home, Elanna, you're drunk

>>5561359
But I'm scared to try butt stuff

>>5561351
you arent my family otherwise you would hate me for being trans

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>>5561361
>But real is better than fake
How would you know?

>>5561363
well in that case im glad im not your family!

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>>5561361
>But I'm scared to try butt stuff
start with your fingers and plenty of lube
also thinking about cute boys pumping into you helps

>>5561353
I had to google that. That's precious time I won't get back. Well played scum, well played.

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>tfw friend keeps calling you a hon
fug

>>5561331
i'm mostly gay too :3
gf get?

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>>5561368
Dear sweet jesus I kek'd at your picture.

Also, is it just me or did this just turn into mtfg after the kids go to bed edition?

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>>5561374
gf got

>>5561353
math/emo is great
kind of want to share music with you

>>5561379
Its usually like this after the edgy posters leave. Its why I still come here desu. There are times where the threads are really comfy

>>5561384
Fucking kill yourself.

>>5561380
kiss me please
other people say i'm cute so it must be true

>>5561359
But the perineum is on the outside, you don't need to do butt stuff for that. (Although it's frustrating feeling around where a vagina should be and there's just skin there. I don't know if it's something I've self induced by imagining it too much, but my brain at times seems to think that there is a vagina there even though it isn't, its a weird sensation. Other people get this sometimes, right?)

>>5561387
what you're experiencing is the phantom vagina
and yes I get the same feeling too, way before hrt too

>>5561364
Well I uh
I don't ;~;

>>5561368
uh
I guess I could try it once.

>>5561353
betterweathermusic.bandcamp .com/track/robert-wolfe-is-cursed-single

>>5561373
They're not your friend.

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>>5561395
Maybe you should find out then, it's pretty f-fun tbhon.

>>5561397
Why not?

>itt the phrase "phantom vagina"

Suddenly my entire life is put into perspective

>>5561405
metal gear solid: the phantom go kill yourself

>>5561386
would if I could

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>>5561405
Is this the point where you come out as trans?

>>5561346
Gonna talk to a counselor and kinda still juggling mentally between Pharmacy Tech or another friend's advice which was like, Medical Billing and Coding. Both are decent pay/not too much interacting with people/not really markets that will disappear too immediately.. billing and coding might moreso than pharma tech though.

But yeah, 20$ was nice, I was basically having to run an errand and pick something up from a print shop up there is all, so was kinda just annoying so made the best out of it with the casino stop on the way back. Traffic was horrid though, at one point it took 30 minutes to get like 7 miles. ON A HIGHWAY.

>>5561407
>tfw will never have a real (and emo appreciating) gf

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>>5561368
Better image.

>>5561405
You are the worst kind of autist, please end yourself.

>>5561409

In the future we're all trans.

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>>5561414
EWWWW EWWWW SO GROSS TRIGGERED

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>>5561372
skramz is really comfy though! it's a nice genre.
http://ihatesex.bandcamp.com/track/san-francisco
>>5561383
emoe is great desu. i ges into it more as the winter goes on.
>>5561396
this really reminds me of american football desu. thanks senpai.
>>5561412
>tfw no emoe bf or gf

>>5561410
Pharmacy Tech certainly sounds more fun than Billing and Coding, but then again I don't really know much about what would be involved in either.

>>5561418
That's really not how it works. Tit tacs when?

>>5561406

Too little too late. The real me killed herself 5 years ago. I'm just a clever mtf script stuck on the net, unable to turn herself off......constantly turned on, if you will.

>>5561421
DATE MEEEEEE i'll give you emo music

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>>5561429
Lmao

I can't tell if the newest troll is joking or is actually really being triggered right now

>>5561426
Pharmacy Tech is mostly equally boring, counting and sorting pills, or entering and remembering data sets. IDK what other kind of job direction to focus really, don't have any particular skillset but kind of just able to pick up anything basically fairly easy.

>gt is extremely sensitive
>it touching my pants feels good

>>5561421
is there a difference or is emoe just the way we're spelling it now?

>>5561428
tit tac paddywhack gril loses a bone

>>5561434
I hope you get hit by a car and get crippled for life.

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>>5561444

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>>5561418
Transhumanists aren't allowed to co-opt the movement until we get our robot girl bodies, sorry.

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>>5561430
but anon
>forbidden_love.gif
>>5561441
it's from the emo threads on /mu/ desu. they would be moe themed, and the joke was emo=moe=emoe.

>>5561451

Jokes on you, I've already outed myself publicly as a proponent of robo-trannies. You're all living in the past. Malleable bodies psht. Like trying to restore or convert an old T-bird. Beautiful, commendable, but obsolete. The future is TESLA~~~

>>5561248
She's admitting it?

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>>5561348
>tfw someone misses you

how's life? are you still taking welding courses this semester? i don't know how that kind of trade works

>>5561410
>ON A HIGHWAY
more like a whyway

also both jobs sound about the same, just... do your ganbatte and get what you can get and just do it, make money and look in other directions in the meantime, that's all that matters really

>>5561455
ohhhh
i like that a lot actually
i feel like listening to some skramz now after seeing ppl talk about it

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>>5561459
Well, we got you to admit that you'd happily be a girl if robot bodies were invented, now we just need to get you to admit you want to be a girl enough to take gril pils

>>5561463
Ofc I missed you! You're like my fave weeb shitpost we here! <3 um well yes and no. Classes started (and i had to go thru alotta bs to get into school again) but the new welding shop isn't done being set up. So although we had class this entire week we couldn't do any actual welding because of lack of equipment :l

i'm going to regret this, aren't i?

>>5561480
Never

>>5561480
No regrets, only dreams now.

>>5561480
temp what are you doing?

>>5561480
Are you Ali? C:

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>>5561361
>But real is better than fake

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>>5561480
for as long as you're here

>>5561472
ok so when do you start for real?

>>5561440
AGP desu

>>5561487
But real is so much harder to get

God bless the U.S.

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>>5561480
You damn right you're gonna regret it.
Now get over here so I can lovingly bully you~

>>5561480
yes you are

>>5561480
Post butt!

>>5561469

I've never denied that though? It's always been my dream to be a big momma robo spider who lays eggs in people and goes SKREEEE!

selling emo gf

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>>5561495

>>5561488
Thankfully on Tuesday. . . .or so I've been told.

>>5561502
hon

>>5560987
Austin's pretty nice. Never had anyone be impolite to me for being trans.

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>>5561491
not in the East

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>>5561480
Maybe not now, maybe not later, but some day you will look back on this as the biggest mistake of your life.

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>>5561498
Good taste, robot spiders are cool.

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>>5561498
is this cartman 6.0?

>>5561503
second person who's essentially told me this same thing lately

good luck korra

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>>5561485
realising what i have just done

>mfw all these replies

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>>5561508
Fagit

>>5561510
Teach me your secrets

>>5561492
>god

>>5561516
Told you what? Also how have you been?

>>5561499
yea ill buy her, how much?

Could jerk off my fempen with 8 legs at a time bouncing up and down on spider web hammock

THE DREAM SHALL BE REALIZED

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>>5561522

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>>5561520
beats being a hon tbhon

>>5561532
will you give me your anime folder
i want to print every picture and burn all of them one by one
>>5561529
>someone else with an insect thing goin on
>theyre a creep
damn

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>>5561499
well you are my gf now.

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>>5561524
told me that classes don't really start until this tuesday... the girl i've been seeing a lot lately

and i've been actual good lately, not even just relative-to-suicidal-depression good, even though my hours dropped a bit i'm just happy to be alive right now

>>5561536
I thought you said you were done with your gross fetishes?

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>>5561534
I'm not that hon ;-;

>>5561532
ouch

>>5561463
Because I had never driven around that town before really. Yeah they are very similar, like I replied to someone else, I am just not really sure what else I can do as a job that would pay somewhat decently long term and be stable really.

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>>5561521

>>5561539
I'm so glad to hear that you're doing better and actually having an income is always good too! ^_^ See her as in romantically or?

Oh hmm maybe classes starting late is a common thing? Idk

>>5561540
they're still fun to talk about casually.
and i didn't say i was done with them! just that i haven't wanted to wiggle myself very much. like, twice in the past three or so months? insect rape insemination is not an every time thing, it's a rare and gross treat that makes you feel terrible about yourself right afterward.

>>5561555

What's your stance on jeffr?

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>tfw you literally stutter as bad as rick and morty and youre not doing it on purpose

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>>5561545
right

>>5561551
That never works F-

>>5561561
i have a friend named jeff. fuck him tho.
idk what jeffr is. i'll google it. is it this anime artist? it's very artistic but the colors suck.

>>5561573
hi odish

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whats up hello

night senpaitachi!

>>5561581
Heyaa! How are you?

>>5561586
i'm ok, i've been watching supernatural all night with my friend and now im listening to pop music >.> how about you? i'm surprised you're not out tonight

>>5561573
http://g.e-hentai.org/s/2b6ad28e41/332860-16
Worms count as bugs right? Kinda?

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>>5561581
hello

>>5561587
Doing well! I decided after yesterday that I just didn't want to leave the house today. Simply because that would involve driving, and I was stuck in a car for about 6 hours yesterday. (mentioned more here >>5561332
) Not the longest time I've been in a car but enough to make me just wanna relax at home today/tonight.

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>>5561552
>romantically
>mfw
i mean i may have kissed her a lot every one of those days...

for you late classes are a mechanical/resource problem but for math classes it's just the prof taking things reeeeeeeeeeeally slow or just being lazy and not having lessons ready

>>5561550
honestly our economy just sucks, our oil is domestically kind of worthless because it costs so much to extract and it's below $30US on the market, and we have no manufacturing base anymore... just be happy to have any job tbqh... it sucks

>>5561597
Well I don't currently have one is the thing.. >.>;; I cammed for a while but stopped when hormones got weird on me.

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>tfw can't join IRC because of shit internet
Damn this country

>>5561604
You might have better luck with a standalone client like mIRC

who wants to internet date ;_;

>>5561577
hi
>>5561589
look more like tentacles. also really not into futa.
>>5561604
did i see you briefly in a new skype chat today or was that a different kuppy

>>5561597
Sounds like something is going on between ya'll to me. I'll be praying for you!

Ugh professors like that are the worst its like why bother teaching if you dont feel like it

>>5561613
Were you subsequently removed?
If so, then yes.

>>5561610
I might as well just reset my internet
Does this stuff a lot.

>>5561612
I'll be your internet friend anon!

Are most of the girls here transbiens?

>>5561622
*that cutepost anime pix

>>5561619
I was!
wtf was up with that

>>5561622
Most girls here are bi I believe

>>5561620
I could use an internet friend, but Im not cute or trans

>>5561624
Got raided by a group of people
I think he just randomly added a bunch of people from his friend list.

>>5561605

so which one of you is on the rag and this needy?

>>5561632
That's fine, I mean I don't make friends based on the way they look or their gender. That's so terribly shallow.

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Most girls here are secretly creepers
tssssssssssss~!

>>5561633
thats weird. i don't think he's very nice maybe. i haven't talked to that dude in a while. that was just random tho seeing "kuppy" and being like "wait. i know a kuppy? i think?"

>>5561629
do no mtfs like actually MEN and not emo twinks or other trans girls?