Gay General: Deathly Gay Edition

gas all faggots

first

>>5559695
Nice one, dyke

>>5559690
I think I did a tendon in my hand, slapping booty
It hurts

>>5559690

Do unborn children count?

The deadliest

>>5559684

Aww

pat pat

>>5559697
Carpet-Munchers are faggots, too.

>>5559699
Post a dick pic, please <3

>>5559690
>How deadly are you, /gaygen/?
I have a toxic load.
Who wants to get pozzed?

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What to do to get a nationalist bf?

Who's your model-fu gg?

http://ftape.com/model/?works=guys

>>5559709

Be a crazy swedish tranny who likes turks

:^)

>>5559709
Click your heels and Hitlergruß at other gay guys

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>>5559690
how deadly? or how dead?

I really liked this now-dead guy who played Dr. Death, pic related - and I'm also dead inside

All my hopes and dreams are also dead, does that count?

>>5559709
>be nationalist
>bf is a shitlib

sucks man

>>5559718
Convert him for the good of your nation

I wish maki was my bf.

>>5559701
they probably don't have the cognitive abilities to count nor the verbal abilities to announce the numbers.

>>5559724
>implying babies don't speak in nuclear launch codes

>>5559723
post maki vocaroos I can't find them.

>>5559714
so is rugby now posting under senpai's trip?

>>5559724

I just wanted to tell a cum joke but now I feel weird.

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>>5559709
Nationalism is a reasonable but flawed defensive reaction towards the spread of capitalist globalism.


Convince your bf to abandon the state.

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>>5559732

Please, he loves the attention too much to post as anything but himself

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>>5559714
>turks

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>>5559738
you're wrong.

>>5559733
lol sorry.

go ahead tell the joke

>>5559740
how else is he going to hide from the jannytrannies?

>>5559740
Sen3.14 you are as wise as you are handsome. Bless us with ur cummies

How can I make my bp more attractive?

>>5559751
I doubt hes permanently banned. He's just doing that as a gimmick. There's been times where posts all day and no deletion. He more than likely just deletes his own posts.

>>5559740

Hey senpai did you see how beefy FeelGood's gotten? Also I haven't seen you for a while, what gives?

>>5559759

Post it here for critique

>>5559738
it really just shows a very basic almost childlike understanding of international politics and the global economy
increasing globalisation + increasing living standards are not a coincidence

>>5559741

kek

>>5559751

He's the dark knight we need to combat them, he'd never hide from them

>>5559753

Only if you're cute

>>5559759

Make the frame cuter

ie get a nicer butt

Also bleaching, pink buttholes are objectively the best

>>5559762

You're going to confuse the children

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>>5559759
decoration?

>>5559771
What do you mean make the frame cuter?

>>5559779
Ffs read you moron

>>5559779
do deadlifts

Squats using your butt is a meme. The glutes are for moving your legs forward, not moving your body up and down

>>5559764

I think so, I saw his butt like a month or two ago I think

Trynna spend less time on here and more time being productive desu

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>>5559771

c:

>>5559784
Won't that make my arms or legs bigger as well?

>>5559747

Uhm, I mean, I already told it, really.

...

lol my dealer is such a bro weighing me up like .7 extra

>>5559785

Don't forget, you're here forever!

>>5559790

No. Deadlifts work hamstrings, obliques and abs. Your arms do little, although your glutes are also not really invloved. Glute bridges or barbell hip thrusts are your best bet.

>>5559795
Hope you sucked his cock as a thank you

>>5559787

<3

post it again

>>5559792
ah yeah, ok.

>>5559785
that sounds like a good idea desu

>>5559801
but his gf was there

>>5559812
Threesome

>>5559797
I have 10 pound dumbbells, should I use those?

>>5559812

I don't see the problem

>>5559770
thinking our standard of living is high because of globalism alone is fallacious.

>>5559820

you should go to the gym

but lacking that, you can do bodyweight glute bridges - google it

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Daily reminder that anyone who says they vote Trump is only doing it ironically for the lol's and for attention.

>>5559814
his name is jermaine he wears reebok classics and he pronounces them like dem
something tells me he isnt up for being gay with me
>>5559823
obviously other factors like advances in technology
but we have essentially outsourced our poverty

>>5559855

My best fucks have been with drug dealers who spoke like that.
They're savage in bed.

>>5559853
yeah because there's so many other quality candidates

just don't vote

>>5559812
The least you can do is offer.

>>5559855
Except for all the inner city poor, the homeless, and everyone in the Appalachian valley, yes. Poverty is largely an export.

>>5559863
So your hubby is a cuck

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>>5559855
>Jermaine
Yis

>>5559870

Oh, no, these were before I met him.

>>5559863
i guess i have slept with the white working class equivalent and im going to have to agree w/ u
might of been the cocaine tho
>>5559869
relative poverty
it isnt working 14 hours a day from the age of five years old living in overcrowded slums which was a reality for the poorest in our society 100 years ago
>>5559876
imagine being white and being called jermaine

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>>5559863
gross desu

>>5559898
honestly despite the stereotype i know more white people named tyrone than black people

these guys aren't even irish either

>>5559870
>>5559878

.. hrm, actually, now that I'm thinking about it, my mister and I have have looooots of sex, and I can think of plenty of times he's wrecked me real nice.. and he's never, like, strut about after sex, either. Scummy peddler types like to strut.
Also, I think he was white, too. European from somewhere around Macedonia.

>>5559901

I used to be pretty scummy, too.
Went "trapping" irl, hoping to get beat. Had sex in really gross places or doing really gross nonsense. Rarely fucked sober, either.
I was a mess.

Now I'm a quiet introverted artistic shut-in.
Just a really slutty one.

>>5559855
>but we have essentially outsourced our poverty
when manufacturing was here, the lower classes could afford to live decently, now the poor are even worse off.

We didn't outsource poverty, we outsourced labor from our working class to the poverty of another country where slave labor wages are considered "livable" there.

Whoever made this post your an amazing person hahaha.

>>5559743

i fucking love dicks

>>5559940
We know

>>5559955
no you don't understand
it's all I ever think about
I cannot live like this anymore

>>5559701
>Where did you find that alternate reality European version picture of me
/hm/, bb
looks nothing like you though desu aside from the cumslut factor

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>>5559868
>implying all the other candidates aren't even remotely better

Are you serious? Even my senile grandmother would be a better president than Trump, and she shits her adult diapers daily.

>>5559960
So don't live at all. Kill yourself.

>>5559975

Someone already pointed out the joke, anon, thanks

>>5560005
...
hug me anon ._.

>>5559960
Embrace the void

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>>5560016
np, Buster :^)

seriously though where did you disappear off to

>>5560021
<3 *hugs*

>>5560028

I disappeared?

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>>5559876

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>>5560033
I haven't seen you on /gg/ in at least a couple weeks

>>5560034

.. I love Rhett and Link.

>>5560035

Oh, uh, sometimes I just don't post, I dunno
Also especially don't post here particularly when I'm not masc. I'm genderfluid and when I get dysphoric from masculine cues, being here induces that and I like you guys but I'm not carrying that just to hang out here.

>>5560028
Who is this? I want him in my mouth desu.

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>tfw i will never be gisele bundchen and have tom brady's children

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>>5560042
I can't say I get the genderfluid shit in any capacity, but whatever works for you, I suppose

>>5560045
Dumbledore, the supreme camwhore
pic related

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>have a bf who is anxious about coming out
>convince him to just do it and be done with it
>dance the waltz with him in front of friends
>friends think I'm just pretending to be gay as if I was joking
>explicitly tell them I am gay with the bf
>they tell me that I am not gay
>they don't even acknowledge my retort
>bf is more anxious than ever
what do I do, suck a dick in front of them?

tell them all to fuck off?

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>>5560042
>mfw queercé likes something I like

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>>5559937
how can you call this 'decently'
im talking about the pre-war era. like by 1910s foreign-trade was becoming increasingly common place and globilization as a phenomenon started to develop gradually.

>>5560061
cute stuff
reminded me of beautiful thing's ending scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zZr1VkFHzE

>>5560061
kissing and touching is all they need to see to get the hint

>>5560061
Don't even worry about it. You don't need to have a coming out moment. The two of you just live your lives and your friends will either figure it the fuck out or they won't, in which case you should get less retarded friends.

>>5560052
>will never knocked up in a breeding frenzy

At least I have fanfiction and erotica.

God damn it. I'm done with fucking grindr.... Everytime I leave a hookup I feel all disgusted with myself on the drive home.

>>5560069
1909 coal mine btw

>>5560056

pastebinning this because I don't want people hollaring at me for putting it in the thread, but if you care to get at least what fluidity means to me-

http://pastebin.com/PuJdC93K

>>5560068

They're just so comfy and good looking and they got that daddy appeal on POINT.
I've seen every video. Even their side and extra stuff.

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>>5560095
kek even pastebin thinks genderfluidity is silly

>tfw get a talk on mental healt
>tfw a hot dad is giving the talk and has his top few buttons undone so i can see his fuzzy chest
>tfw i get a boner while hes talking about how his wife killed herself 6 years ago and about how now he is lonely

awks

thank god for gaygen

>>5560106
If he's lonely seduce him

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>>5560109

Gaygen is a lot better than r/gaybros at least

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>>5560095
In all seriousness though, whatever, you do you, it's none of my business. I think you look reasonably andro so I guess you're achieving whatever you're looking for decently.

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>>5560117

>>5560126
I would literally let Rhett piss all over me

Link is ugly though

>>5560123
>,what ever, you do you,
Can't into English obviously

>>5560106
i thought you sed he killed his wife 6 years ago

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>>5560132
Indeed.

>>5560123

<3
Thanks, bby, I appreciate the ambivalence.

>>5560106

Did he catch you staring

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>>5560134
>muh comma splice
Get over it faggot, you're on 4chan

>>5560141
at least he's nice and funny

>>5560075
we do that all the time and no one cares

just the way I like it
>>5560079
>You don't need to have a coming out moment
I don't need it, but the bf wants it

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>tfw no bf to fuck me raw

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>>5560147
>wanting to jizz all over Rhett's beard
>uncontrollable boner thinking about it

>>5560152
>tfw no qt fat cat

>>5560153
holy shit anon that's a hot gif

>>5560160
tons more here.
http://mythical-morning.tumblr.com/post/131695299145/graveyard-whistler

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>>5560166

I miss playing with barbies

My parents made me play with GI Joe toys and I hated it, but always sneaked into my sister's room and played with her dolls ^_^

>>5560178
My dad was worried when I asked for a Barbie, but then I had GI Joe fire rockets at her. Giving your kids mixed gender toys makes them gay.

>>5560178
I did this too <3 I used to play with barbies with my sister and strip my action man toys

>>5560178

I always just played with clay and magnet toys.

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>>5560178
Sounds stupid and I can't imagine this moment in your life was that important enough to wallow in your own self pity about it on an anonymous image board and to bother us about it.

>>5560178
>tfw cobra troopers are lost in the mail

._.

>>5560187
Autist

>>5560190
RIP

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>>5560186
I used to be so attracted to my dr mindbender toy lol

>>5560186
it was a pretty special time, yea

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>>5560152

>tfw no male anthropomorphic wolf pack to use me as their cum dumb

Why even live la famalia?

>>5560204
I'm pretty sure taking of my action man's top all the time is the reason I like muscles on guys

>>5560204
>it was a pretty special time, yea
meant for
>>5560190
also rip ;-;

>>5560178
haha I get it, gays play with dolls like girls do haha

fuck off.

Legos were the shit

>>5560225
hahahhahaha ^_^ nice!

>buying extra large condoms
>go up to counter with them in my pocket
>cashier says nothing, stares at me
>put them back in my pocket
>cashier watches me shuffle to my car and leave

i never asked for a mega-thick cock ;-;

>>5560225
>Legos
It's Lego you fucking retard

Also I did play with Lego as well as barbies

>>5560231
LOL XDD

>>5560235
O_o

>>5560178
yes lego
+ knex they were well good

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I like toys

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>>5560225
>barbie dolls
>legos
>GI joes
Am I the only one who played with Popples, Cabbage Patch Kids, Little People Toys, and Lite Brite.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghPcYqn0p4Y

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>>5560234
Lego blocks = Legos

Is this hard to understand?

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>>5560234
Wow such autism.

Im really excited that trans "girls" are going to adopt children. Because if one of them was my mom id picture them fucking me in the ass every night. I wish my mom was a guy.

>>5560250
It's an acronym. It would be the same as saying NATOs or NASAs

Niggers smell like poopy XDDD

>>5560258

>SATs
>IHOPs
>PAs
>ATMs
>BMWs
etc etc

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>>5560258
My god your priorities in life are all sorts of fucked up aren't they?

>>5560263
Every living animal smells like poop one time or another in their life. Are you this bored with your life to post random racism in a gay anonymous board on the internet.

>>5560264
Those are all abbreviations not acronyms

>>5560258
>It's an acronym
no it isn't

>>5560267
Not really I just can't sleep so I argue with people on Cambodian pulp maker job boards

>>5560276
its a brand, its not a tissue or chapstick

I absolutely cannot stand masculine gay men.

Feminine gay men are okay.
Masculine straight men are okay.
Feminine lesbians are okay.
Masculine lesbians are okay.
Feminine straight girls are okay
Masculine straight girls are okay.

Masculine gay men (and bisexual people) however are absolutely the worst kinds of people there are.

>>5560276
It comes from the Danish "leg godt" meaning "play well"

>>5560250
tbf tho lego doesnt mean plastic brick

i had a massive pre-pubescent hard on for this weird 90s transformers spin-off beast wars when i was a kid too got a box full of toys somewhere

>>5560284
Care to explain your nonsensical opinion or are you just shitposting?

>>5560248
I inherited my older sisters lite brite and NES but cabbage patch kids were fucking creepy.

>>5560284
Why do you believe that, anon?

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>>5560284

Wrong, trannies are disgusting
Wrong (fem straight men are the best)
Lesbos are universally shit, angry dyke mode forever
Fem straight girls are nothing but airheaded cumdumps
Masc straight girls don't exist, they're just in the closet

>>5560287
I have a bunch of this toys, I didn't even watch the show or anything, just liked the toys desu.

>>5560284
you're just mad we can go through life without people immediately knowing we're gay everywhere they go.

I have no problem with effeminate gays, in fact it's who I'm generally attracted to

>>5560284
As a 6'8" guy, fuck you how am I supposed to be fem at this size and build. I'm not like Rugby.

>>5560305

Gudit is like 6'3" I thought, emulate her

>>5560286
and that's not what an acronym is

that's a portmanteau

>>5560303
But people don't think I'm gay. I never get called gay.

Wait.. .does that mean I'm masculine? ;0

I wanna poop back and forth forever

>>5560305
You can't, you're fucked dude.

>>5560313
Or. I could fuck dudes. And be masc. ;)

>>5560275

>not acronyms
sat = standardised assessment test (i think)
bmw= Bavarian Motor Works
atm = automated teller machine
pa = personal assistant

>>5560308
>portmanteau
Cool, wasn't aware that was a thing

>>5560320
Holy fuck you're dumb

Im five foot nine with a small penis that wants to be a little girl just like in the anime.

>>5560317
You could fuck me anytime

>>5560310
If you're fem and a man then people immediately assume you're gay. Maybe you're just in the middle

I'm definitely not the most masculine guy on Earth, I'm a pretty delicate twink, but I talk very masculine and I watch sports and shit.

>>5560275
>Acronym: an abbreviation formed from the initial letters of other words and pronounced as a word (e.g. ASCII, NASA ).

>>5560327
No, you're dumb, You fucking idiot.

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>>5560327

KILL YOURSELF ITS LITERALLY A STANDARD EXAMPLE

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acronym

>>5560335
>No, you're dumb, You fucking idiot.
Getting a bit angry, anon

>>5560332

Post sissyhole

>>5560335

ATM is pronounced like letters, not a word

ASCII is pronounced ass kee

NASA is nasa and not enn ay ess ay

But ATM and SAT are ay tee em and ess ay tee

>>5560333
i wish i could understand why i hate sports so much
they look fun

>>5560345
>LEL I TROLL YOU
Kill yourself

>>5560346
You too

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>>5560332
Cmere then I'll show u a good time ;)

>>5560351
Holy shit you're a bitter person, anon. Have a look in the mirror and try and remember when your life took a wrong turn

>>5560299
oh my dayzzzz yes did you ever play the game tho?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wudrnJIDFW8
it was fucking solid my dad dld a game trainer for me just so i could play it lol 5yos cant play that shit

>>5560346

see >>5560339

it can be both

>>5560360
Where you at, hot stuff<3

>>5560351

okay but I am right

>>5560367

Literally never heard anyone pronounce SAT as "sat", thus wikipedia is wrong

>>5560376
They pronounce it sat where I am but that's because it was for a completely different exam that the American one

>>5560370
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, D.C. Door's unlocked come right in ;)

>>5560376

i meant that even if its pronounced as a string of seperate letters it is still an acronym

>>5560361
>>5560376
Kill yourselves you smug faggots. I'm bitter because you two are fucking retards.

Is anybody here into small penis humiliation?

>>5560324
we all learn something every day

good night bb ;)

How did you guys find someone to poz you? I'm not even a real gay guy yet because I'm still neg.

>>5560395
yes

>>5560395
As long as they're humiliating me

>>5560389

Okay but it isn't and wikipedia literally says that in the acronym article

>>5560394

You're bitter because you aren't getting your boissy rekt often enough

>>5560395

>no qtbf with a qtpp

>>5560284
>muh biscum boogeyman
when will gay men end their shrill alarmist self-fulfilling prophecy with the bisexual population?

no wonder they leave you for women, they probably get sick of being accused of cheating by everyone

>>5560411
>they leave you
so you're neither bi nor gay?

>>5560404

I self-pozzed, once you hit 25 as a gay even if you aren't poz your body starts generating HIV spontaneously

>>5560411
women are also disgusted by bisexual men for the most part

>>5560429

I was about to say "I like them just fine" but then I caught myself and now I feel bad.

>>5560349
Sometimes I wish I didn't care about sports as much

If the Packers win tonight I will be ecstatic and if they lose I will go into a bout of depression

>>5560429
Not true. At least 40-50% find the idea a huge turn on.

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>>5560411
>Tfw you're bi and you keep hearing how much you're scum

>>5560429
depends on the woman. It's definitely not something I bring up with woman to get laid.

Inviting a gay guy i have a crush on to pride in order to come out the closet in a few months

good idea or is that too long to wait?

late 90s - early 2000s pc gaming was GOAT
t b h
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KQtB1_P8UE

>>5560457
Bad

>>5560463
>you'll never play BF1942 for the first time ever again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSjhNeS5L6M

>>5560463
Currently playing though I have no mouth and I must scream and Arcanum: of steam works and magicka obscura

>>5560474

read the book also, its very short and a lot of fun

>>5560469

elaborate?

i havent brushed my teeth in 45 hours

someone kiss me please

>>5560476
I've read the book already I just remember I had it in my steam library so I started playing it

>>5560474
Discworld 1 and Simon the sorcerer are my favorites

>>5560479
Lemme lick your toes bb

>>5560482
I've never got around to playing the discworld games. I love the books so maybe I should give them a try

Im straight therefor automatically masculine. Let me stick it inside of you.

>>5560492
pls let me be your girlfriend

introduce me to your friends as your gf :3

>>5560479
I brush my teeth once a week, fuck off

>>5560499
Will you dress up as a girl for me?

No tranny stuff just wearing pink panties for daddy while rubbing your ass on my cock while I rub your nipples.

>>5560510
oh my god yes :3c

my enlarged clit is already hard

What's the lowest attractive height on twinks?

>>5560514
5'8''.

>>5560473
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yz5jrKY6XsI
this fricking shit
pretty much first game i ever remember playing
>>5560474
the other thing i like about that era it was cheap enough to make + release games on the pc that all sorts of weirdo games got released back then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jECL40LOEqY

>>5560514

3'

>>5560515
What happens below 5'8?

>>5560513
oooo i want to lick your clit...

oooo come to papa

>>5560518
they stop being attractive

>>5560518
you hit manlet death, which is like gay death but also you can't reach the top shelf at the supermarket

>>5560521
So what are my chances?
>>5560517
I don't know what that means

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>>5560492

If you're a sub over five foot 9 you are a failed male.

>>5560523
what's your height?

>>5560523

what is not clear about 3'

>>5560522
Thanks for that

>>5560529

But 6' is the manlet cutoff

>>5560530
I'm 5'3
>>5560531
A butt?

Muscle pussy belongs to ______

>>5560540
Gooks

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>>5560540

ME

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>>5560540
to god

>>5560537
So screwed then?

>>5560537
>I'm 5'3
You are small

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>>5560549

>>5560553
... yes

>>5560556
FIERCE AF

YAS SYFYAYAYAYYSA

I'm really feeling the smell of my farts today. It's like a popcorn smell

>>5560537
Want to date cutey?
Im fuzzy and muscular.

>>5560560
Do you have a pic, fuzzyboi?

>>5560560
post bod

>>5560560
How tall are you?

>>5560574
Let me lick toes

boys will be boys

>>5560595
Hiding in estrogen

Has gaygen ever had cum in their mouths from more than one guy at once.

>>5560619
not everyone on here is a kissless virgin?

>>5560619

No because I'm not a whore

So I just found out that if I'm grand it means I'm straight. So I'm gonna go to mtfg now to have more to pick from.

>>5560619
That implies being with more than one guy.in the first place. I wish

On the subject, i dont like cum after i cum. I hate cumming first and having to see another load. Let alone tasting it.

>>5560629
Nah; if you've had sex half the anons call you a slut and tell you to die

>>5560634
Trans not grand

>>5560634
What

>>5560635

I think everyone feels that way

>>5560648
I was thinking that after I posted it....

How you been thug

I'm drunk playing cards against humanity with my aunts and uncles, send help. They know too much.

>>5560641
Trans get a larger part of the dating pool, so if you say you're trans instead of gay you have more men to choose from because you're straight

listening to 5652's vocaroos from the archive
his voice is so cute desu
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hfyCWLTVsX

>>5560631

judgy judgy

>>5560648
>>5560635

i don't feel that way at all.
I'm pretty much always down with cum unless i'm annoyed or upset or something.

>>5560659
Do they know your gay

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>>5560631
That

Is it bad to not go on a date with someone because of their body?

Been app chatting with someone this evening, seems like a nice person I was prepared to do something with, but then he shares his private pics. Makes me feel shallow, but surely that's not so wrong if I'm not actually going to be physically attracted when it comes to the bedroom?

>>5560674
No. It's normal. People with bad bodies are bad.

>>5560674
naw
what's the point of going on a date with someone you're not attracted to?

>>5560666
Yes, fuck your trips. I'm schwasted on cosmos.

>>5560667
>>5560631
That's a lie, you're massive attention whores. Admit it.

>>5560661
As a chaser though you mostly just get failed males and actual autists. Every chaser irl I've ever talked to was virtually trans themselves including myself. Im not a failed male but i still dabble.

I knew a guy that got fucked in the ass by his gf with dildos that used to wear dresses to gay bars. He definitely had some trans in him and wed go chasing at gay bars for fun.

There was also another chaser I knew that got denied regularly for being too sebsitive by women and loved trans.

Honestly as a chaser most chasers are trans or have some parts of feminity themselves.


You mayget more men but they are all sleazy.

>>5560653

Good, a lot less busy now than last semester praise jesus which weirdly has meant spending less time on gaygen bc I actually have some energy to do normal recreational activities

>>5560659

Haha faggot

>>5560667

Good thing you always watch to do cummies after swallowing Jupp's like a good boy, right?

>>5560684

>Cosmos

Why not just drink a bucket of jizz you massive homo

>>5560703
I use this mix so it ends up mostly vodka.

Gaygen, how do I stop being such cocksleeving cumdumpstering gutterslut

>>5560681
>>5560682
ty gaygen

>>5560698
I wish i was still in school. That's sick

>>5560757

How's life for you? Get your tooth fixed?

Gaygen how do I stop shaming myself over being so slutty

>>5560770
Not yet haha. Other than that, only some insignificant first world annoyances but the pats just killed it so that's good.

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Daddy... pls be my bf

Do you like boys with big butts in skinny jeans?

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pick a year

>>5560845
1991

>>5560838
No

>>5560838
prolly not cos something about a man wearing skinny jeans turns me off

>>5560771
>>5560722
lol, did someone hack circe's trip?

>>5560845
face is a theme killer in any age
I don't care about body, face is all

>>5560838
big butts on boys is ewh

>>5560868

No, I'm just feeling bad about being so slutty.

>>5560845

89 is obvs GOAT

>>5560912
sloot

>>5560838

I like when guys have such thiqq booties that regular jeans look skinny on them

>>5560682
>naw
>what's the point of going on a date with someone you're not attracted to?
I agree with this
5560681>No. It's normal. People with bad bodies are bad.
this is entirely untrue just because someone is unattractive does not make them a bad person.

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>>5560924

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>>5560921
EUGH, SLUT.

>>5560921

I mean, yeah.
My mister gets jealous and I feel like that should keep me from wanting it, but
I super duper want it.
Like, all the time. Dicks in, on and around.
That sounds ridiculous but it's true.
And I feel hella groddy and like a bad partner.
Maybe I just feel bad in general, tho.

>>5560912
t b h its not a big deal now..most people are kind of slutty these days i reckon
some of my straight guy friends have slept with literally 100s of girls nj

>>5560965
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Wy2bqJZGmM

>>5560984

idgi

>>5560972

I meant more that it emotionally effects my partner.

Where are the westho fags?

>>5560996
ydgi because Im drunk and I wanted to fight someone but no one wanted to fight so I just had to go home
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pmvfb8al0QE

>>5561007

godspeed you (!) drunk emperor
sleep tight, pupper

>>5560996
well maybe he should just man the fuck up

>>5561010
Im not going to bed I'm gonna keep on drinking alone and punch the walls

>>5561007
>>5561022

Please tell me you're like 5'2"

>>5561038
Fight me senpai. 1 on 1.

>>5561048
>>5561038
d-d-d-duel

>>5561050
I'll bite your ear of sludge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlIOqypvT-g

>>5561048

Hah I knew it was you

Why so belligerent, has dad bf not been putting you in your place often enough

what are you listening to?

>>5561056
bring it

>>5561063

I'll toss you into the sun bitch

>>5561070
I've dreamed of you beating me
No can beat me

>>5561061
Tv. If I was listening to something, hmm ive been really into animal collective and young fathers lately

>>5561087
>ive been really into animal collective and young fathers lately

>ive been really into ... young fathers lately

jim looking into the camera.jpg

>>5561061

ILoveMakonnen

>>5559690
new:
>>5561092
>>5561092
>>5561092

>>5561090
I don't understand what your sayingn excuse my stupidity. Elaborate por favor?

>>5560845
1991 only

>>5561022
I would let you beat the crap out of me and i wouldnt fight back, want to feel something again if its pain so be it.