What is your opinion on nerds?
>tfw no qt nerd bf to teach weightlifting to and make him my beefy lil genius
whats your opinion on sensitive overeducated nerds who don't get enough sleep and have short tempers and have caffeine addictions but also have strong convictions and arent afraid of standing up for what they think is right
just out of curiosity
I always connect conservatives with tinfoil paranoids or yokels with six or ten teeth.
I work in retail and a few weeks ago a woman was absolutely adamant about not providing any form of ID when she wanted to pay with credit.
>he's cheating on your mom?
I was in his office by myself back in october 2014 when his phone started ringing. It was a call from a private number. I picked it up and the woman on the other line thought I was my dad and asked if I was alone and free to talk. I got nervous and hung up. A week later I went back into his office and found three condoms and Viagra pills (yep) in his suitcase.
I ended up telling my mom. They had a humongous fight, but my dad ended up convincing her, somehow, that he didn't do anything.
He obviously did though, and I'm pretty sure he's still cheating. Oh well.
>go to your preferred music sharing site
>search "funeral" in Playlists
so many called 'my funeral', but the one that really got me was 'for my dads funeral'
And he's gone.
Back to his hotel room, I guess..?
He gave me an insurance card to be under his plan. Talked a bunch about how he hasn't forgotten us and my mom even after he remarried and started another family.
Said he wanted to have breakfast with my little sister and I.
.. he called me Circé. Said I looked good and healthy.
I don't know why but I'm crying now.
I know this is probably the wrong place to ask, but...
I have this weird irritation on my dick now (on the inner part of my foreskin). It's been a week since my last sexual encounter (a blow job and a hand job on the beach)
Is it just a rash from fapping wrong the other night or should I worry about an infection?
Im so goddamn lonely and depressed and full of hate. I hate everybody but the person I hate more is myself. Im always going to be a loser. Ill always be an autistic fuck regardless of everything. Ill always be ugly and literally an idiot. Im just a loser who doesn't know how to interact with people and I have motor issues so doing simple things is hard for me. Literally a symptom of mild autism.
Im nothing but a joke of a human being. Look at me complaining on a gay board like a woman. I may as well be a woman. I may as well just die. Lifes complete fucking shit.
I hate my family can't wait to never see them again.
I hate my friends havent seen them in years already.
I hate myself but im stuck with him.
I hate all of my exs they are all pieces of shit.
I hate that I rarely even lift anymore. I can't even wake up at a decent hour and have struggled with it my whole life.
>inb4 it gets better : )
Ive worked on getting better for three years and it hasn't gotten any better. Im just more stronger looking and smarter. Im not richer. I don't have any long term social success.
Im always destined to not be alpha or beta but a freak attraction to have sex. That's what I am just a clown freakshow.
>tfw want to get into yoga
>too embarrassed to actually join a yoga class at my gym because it's full of womyn
>gays are women
We'll never get preggs from our bf's cummies though. :(
>pregnant women living the dream
Stop triggering me shitlord.
I'm scared he might pull some emotional mindfuckery like he used to do constantly before we all split from one another.
.. but god, I can still smell him from when we hugged.
It's so nice and comforting.
Just go out for breakfast with him.
It's better to do things and deal with bad consequences if any afterwards, than just wondering what if.
There's a chance you'll miss out on a good experience with your father if you decide not to go.
I'm a pretty huge nerd. Finding out somebody has nerdy hobbies is like +2 points/10, easy.
I wish I became a tranny when I was younger instead of lifting so I can get random people from v and fulfill their fantasies than never call them back.
Im not really gay I don't jerk off to dudes but some guy treating me like a whore and calling me a girl and cumming on my face is extremely hot.
Since it's been longer than a week, it's wise to see a professional about this.
Something similar happened to me years ago and I didn't do anything about it until scabs started forming around my dick. Turns out the soap I was using had some weird effect on that area for some reason.
>Curse Ann with crooked dick, so he may never find true love
>gg obsesses over him anyway
I'm happy because of Allah, peace be upon him.
true love cares not for the appearance of your dick
but the quality of the dicking
He's probably still out of your league, if you have to blog about him.
I wish I were str8. Fat guys don't have a chance in the gay world
<------ THIS GIRL IS THE NASTIEST SKANK BITCH I'VE EVER MET. DO NOT TRUST HER. SHE IS A FUGLY SLUT.
The only thing that would be considerably tempting in being a girl would be the ability to get pregnant.
Hons with fake vaginas are fucking creepy, so i enjoy being a faggot instead.
What do you guys think of organized religion?
>Homosexuality is African
>Homophobia is not
>Then the disgusting white men came and ruined everything with their shitty religion.
Word. Homophobia is the white man's disease.
I want to be a Christian really badly but im too mindfucked by everything but I really just want to be a Christian but living a Christian lifestyle means that I have to get married. I hate women and I am definetely not going to marry one. They are extremely unreliable and men don't marry so what's the point?
Not only that but Christianity is dying so there's no growth to it.
Plus the bible is the least inspirational book I've ever read. The terravheda and random occultic shit is much more inspirational and gets to the point. The bible is bullshit but I do want to be catholic. I troll my Catholic internet friends showing them pictures of my penis and complaining how small it is everyday and show them tranny porn.
>Tfw you'll never be a skinny, blonde, church-going 8.5/10 Christian girl
>Tfw you'll never marry a handsome Christian boy and birth his kids
>Tfw you'll never raise your happy, white suburban upper-middle class family
Why even live, sisters?
>>Tfw you'll never be a skinny, blonde, church-going 8.5/10 Christian girl
>tfw I'm a man
I REALLY want a fat bearded nerd to make me his cocksucker footfag. I'd live just to service his cock and feet. And if I do a good job, I will be rewarded with being allowed to cum while smelling his sweaty socks.
>no bf to beef me up
this is the single most repulsive post in /lgbt/ atm
Is that M'Semen Poz rich?
I'm on a strict diet.
Is there a fetish name for when you like hot candle wax being poured on your skin?
You know what guys im sorry for everything. You don't know who I am but sorry for just being an annoying shitposter and just being a faggot.
Ill get out of your hair now I am a catholic now so I deleted my gore folder and girls and guys cutting themselves fap material. I don't even have a porn folder just a gore one of 2gbs and 50mb of people cutting but it's all gone.
I love you all and god bless!
>no, after your mother died you're all i have
What are your opinions on kissing a guy you're not really in love with?
I met a guy a week or so ago and we get along.
I told him I don't know if I am looking for anything serious and he said he was ok with that.
But he likes to kiss.
I do it because he likes it, but in truth, I don't have any strong feelings for this guy.
We just fool around and hang out.
what do you think?
>he said it didn't have to be
He's not being honest.
I bet he writes "I love Anon" with big love hearts in his little diary, and keeps a picture of you in his locker.
>tfw found old high school textbook
>had a huge crush on high school jock that was sitting right next to me
>i used to write his name and draw huge qt hearts
>he was a jerk to me
>he has grown up like shit, working on a dead end server job on some B-tier coffee place
I was such a femboi when i was in HS.
I took a nude photo of myself and I'm basically ugly and lumpy from the waist up
But do I have a great ass and legs. I can't fix ugly but once i get in better shape I might at least pull some desperate old men on grindr
Y'all don't actually like nerds, you just think you do. Nerds end up with long hours and obsess about shit you don't personally give a shit about. It'll just end with you upset that not enough attention is paid to you and having to frequently babysit a guy who forgets to eat because he needs to analyze his data.
Probably, it often felt like he just wanted my attention.
Everyone else was really nice though, even the coloured folk!
>tfw it's so hard to find men
>tfw I'll never use grindr because I can't morally get myself to fuck a stranger I've never met, especially off the net
>tfw I'm sick of girls hitting on me because I've got a cute face and /fit/ body and nice hair
>tfw I need a strong man to take control, and to sexually fulfill my desires
Would you look at that, I'm on fourth and you're under Ireland.
If being American is so great why don't you just go on grindr?
STOP TRIGGERING ME.
>tfw i will never have access to 96%+ of the world male population
>tfw i will never bring a love child to this world
>tfw i will never see the world as a giant soap opera
Norway and Australia are the greatest countries in the world!
Where are all the fuckups and crazy gays? Everyone I meet is a lawyers, neurologists, chefs, journalists and shit. Where are the people that don't have their shit together?
>tfw at dinner tonight a "good friend" tells me he was a little happy I failed my two attempts at a 600 pound deadlift.
Why does jealousy have to rear it's ugly head? Why couldn't he keep that that to himself?
Just wondering. I'm thinking about asking a friend of mine who said I was cute. I don't want to weird him out with my creepy foot fetish, but at the SAME time really wanna gt at dem feet.
Keep trying, you will succeed!
It's just the way men are raised in this society. We're taught menvy from a young age. Its why the idea of a patriarchy is stupid because men have to compete with one another like dogs and so few can be at the top.
He's 25 tyvm.
How old are you, Dusty Daddy?
That was p much it. He's called me cute on a fewoccations, but one time he just started grabbing at my nipples playfully which gave me a raging hard on and when he noticed he sucked me off. Nothing happen since then but he as brought it up a few tes and isnt weird about it.
>Older than him
Forgive me, it's impolite to ask a beauteous maiden her age.
Just friends. And i'm okay with that. He doesn't want a relationship with anyone and while I like him he isn't really bf material. I'm justworied abori him ing grossed out by my fetish. But he has such nice feet. ;-;
Then when sexy times approaches just start dirty talking about stuff you like and ask him stuff he likes. Don't just spring out with "I wanna sniff your socks", ease into it. Make it into a pervert contest. Grab his foot and hold it while you smell it.
Action always speaks louder than words. Show no fear or mercy tho, unless you're able to play the part of the shy perv down to a t.
Well i don't need to play the part of the shy perver because that's exactly what I am. Who knows? Maybe I'll get up the nerve to tell him? Maybe I'll just steal a pir of his sweaty socks and jerk off at home in shame.
That's my final answer, and the correct one.
Though I do think you look a few years older.
>that "model" on the left
I look better than that
That's my point, Hitler. Would you at least agree to it? Now that I think about it, the idea of him being kinda grossed out by it but still letting me o it it is kinda hot for some reason.
But why? Why did we lose another masculine male in the gay community? Where did all the tops go...?
You're supposed to massage them, put them in your mouth, and rub your dick on them
>Tfw living in a third world country
>You´ll never be normal
>No gay community
>Only thing you can find are creepy 40y/os
>Youll never be accepted by anyone
>Youll never find a QT3.14 to make life less shit
>Tfw im afraid to even go out in public couse ill get beat up or called a faggot as soon as someone hears my voice
Why live /lgbt/?
Come to America and marry me for a green card :)
You just have to promise that you will have sex with me and let me worship your feet
>tfw live in brazil
>gay community is a more degenerate version of the american one
At least you have hot brazilian bears
In America we have "bears" which are just obese guys that are feminine.
You are the prettiest human being, I've ever laid eyes on. Your magnificent grace is in no comparison to any women or men.
I can't help but wonder what being with might feel like, to touch you, smell you, hear you laugh.
I want to feel the warm embrace of your body.
I want to show you how much I love you.
Is it that wrong to admit my love for him? How can I not talk about it when being so enamored, under the trance of his gaze?
I want to give it my all to him, cut my heart out and present it on a platter for him, the pain would be nothing in comparison to the cruel apathy he is treating me with, the rejection of my advances.
I want to hear him chirp with gleeful frivolity. I can feel my heart beating faster just imagining how Hitler might look like when he's smiling at someone he loves, how he sounds like when he laughs out of sheer happiness and affection.