Gay General - manlet edition

whoopsy
>>5553564
a-am i one of those boys anon????

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LANKETS BTFO.

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>>5553571
this is the natty limit

>>5553578
post a pic again, that last one was weird, but you were quite pretty in it

i'm pretty sure my entire class thinks i have autism

i swear it's just social anxiety guys ;-;

>tfw you'll never have a qt manlet bf

>>5553595
I know that feel.

>>5553558

Honestly, I don't like model aesthetics
I want a big hairy bear of a man
Or a gruff scary looking guy
Clean angular faces or ESPECIALLY thinness are pretty big turn offs for me
Flabbiness is also a turn off, but visible muscle serration is also pretty unsightly.
I like thick, sturdy looking guys.

>>5553563

.. which of those is him
Also, tho, wow, that's a legit shock

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>168 cm (5'6)
>51,3 kg

Never really wanted to put on muscle desu

>>5553578
yeah you sure are.
i mean im only here sporadically but you are cute and nice.
i've noticed that some of the others dont like you but that's probably because they are humorless bores.

>>5553602
I'm just your type then, bby

>>5553602
>Or a gruff scary looking guy
I am quite scary looking. At least the little refugee children think that from judging how they run away from me when they see me.

>>5553595
You must be doing something wrong then.

>>5553603

good taste in phones bro

>>5553571

>tfw 5'10, too tall to be a manlet and too short to be a lanklet

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>>5553602
>Thinness is pretty big turn off for me
>Flabbiness is also a turn off, but visible muscle serration is also pretty unsightly.

>trannies are not mentally challenged

>>5553601
it sucks

>>5553612
i don't talk to anyone and have trouble maintaining eye contact for more than 2 seconds. i also stutter and look incredibly uncomfortable/awkward when someone asks me something.

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>>5553602
None of them.
>that's a legit shock
Not really a shock, just depressing.

>>5553571
>manlet edition
Abomination.

>>5553611
I like to imagine you're actually a bleeding heart and would actually volunteer at a refugee center
It's true isn't
You big ol softie

>>5553624

I don't understand what you're saying but that dude's body is crazy hot
Only way to improve is more body hair

..

Is that you
You're really really hot

>>5553625
>i don't talk to anyone and have trouble maintaining eye contact for more than 2 seconds. i also stutter and look incredibly uncomfortable/awkward when someone asks me something.
Have you tried being social?

>>5553640

arent you married?

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>>5553587
im not taking one now bcuz im sleep deprived af and look shitty
heres one i made earlier tho
>>5553604
awh anon im smiling<3333
but like the people who dont like me its mutual.. idc really i just say what im thinking

>>5553644

Engaged. But we're swingers, anyways.
Mostly threesomes, tho. Mostly.
I don't sleep around but I like to be flirty online.

And besides, just because I'd be married doesn't mean I suddenly stop thinking hot people are hot.

.. I do feel bad inside about it, tho, but that's usually only when I feel bad about everything in general

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>>5553640
>I don't understand what you're saying

You said you don't like
>skinny guys
>flabby guys
>muscled guys

Which practically rules out everyone.
I'm just pointing out your woman logic.

>>5553678
stop fucking avatarfagging

>>5553681

I like muscly guys, just not muscled guys with no fat. I like thick strong guys.
Like that guy.
I would nuzzle that chest.

>>5553678

When I feel bad, I like doing nice or romantic things for him.
Or, uh, sometimes when we have really good sex, I feel weirdly temporarily monogamous afterwards and can't even imagine being attracted to anyone else.
It's always temporary but it alleviates the guilt when I feel bad to know I'm at least capable of it.
And plus it's also super nice and comforting~

I miss him, now.

>>5553645
Smiling from that comment already? Haha, nice.
Just dont take people too serious on here :)

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>tfw I'll never find a top with muscles and a hairy just...

>>5553719

what about a versebottom?

would you top me sometimes if I asked?

>>5553719
chest*

>guy I was talking, really hit it off, and is nice and super nerdy and attractive and uncut and just a nice 8/10 bf material.

>he called it off because he felt he could never reciprocate the love I provide and need in return

>texts me last night saying I'm the best guy he's talked to in a long time, and he wants to fall for me.

I don't know... He looked into the abyss of my love and flinched... Takes a lot to come back from that disappointment... Guess I'll see if I can play it by ear for now and see if he means he wants to see how invested we are as friends before it escalates

>>5553721
Probably. I top when I'm in the mood for it

>>5553735

are you a muscled guy with chest hair also?

I have a very specific dream, I can visualise it almost perfectly

I am on a date with someone, and we are sitting outisde a coffee shop, overlooking a park. The sun is shining, there is some pleasant background conversation, etc etc. I have a beard and am wearing a tanktop and shorts because I am now /fit/ and confident. I'm probably wearing boat shoes or something too, and am having a pleasant conversation with the other guy and not stuttering, laughing at the wrong time, or otherwise being autistic.

I think I might be able to achieve this dream when I am 21-26 years old - I can barely wait.

>>5553624
This is what I want to see when I'm getting fucked in the ass missionary position.

>tfw 6ft
>not tall
>not a cute malet
just

>>5553709
xoxoxox<3

Your son comes up to you,
>Dad? Bitch Dad? I... I think I'm straight
What do you do?

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>>5553828
you are cute as fuck, what are you talking about?

>>5553645

Pls take a new photo bb. I love your qtbabyface, puppydogeyes, cutebuttonnose and sweetlips. :3

>>5553844
Financially ruin son for calling me a bitch.

>>5553828
Be proud you're not a subhuman manlet. Manlets tend to be horrible people. Also, it's hard to respect a guy that's as tall as a 12 year old boy.

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>>5553845

>>5553745
I have chest hair but I'm skinny fat :( I've got a job now so I'm going to get a gym membership

>>5553859
hello feelgood

>>5553863

hello

how are you doing? did you have a nice week?

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Rugby is handsome and Senpai is a qt.

>>5553859
why do you even care
you might as well trip if you going to be making your presence known constantly

>>5553872
I just noticed how similar you and sadfrog look.
Would you guys consider getting together?
I would love to be with someone who looks like me.

>>5553876
that's not senpai ffs
>>5553859
you look like a giant child

>>5553876

fun fact: rugby carved a swastika tattoo into his thigh with a biro and a knife last year

>>5553862

I work out at home [spoiler]because I hate leaving my apartment alone[/spoiler]

Does anyone else in gaygen own their own weights

>>5553888

oh no i only posted this as another excuse to post a webm but I forgot to attach it, whoops

>>5553882
Well who ever it is they're qt as fuck.
>>5553888
I'm trying to turn into a low key gym bunny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQi8zFxrlPg


THIS VIDEO MAKES ME A BIT MAD

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>>5553571
>be me
>be short FtM (finally) passing twink

People like to try and put other FtMs down for not being strong enough/tall enough and "not a real man" or etc, but fortunately I don't have the obsession with masculinity that many FtMs seem to have

>constantly get told I'm cute
>girls and guys feel less intimidated by me and therefore feel more comfortable flirting with me

Owning manlet status :3

>>5553882

i experimented with a beard but it didn't go so well

>>5553877

but then how would i stroke my ego by feeling smugly superior to trip-users?

>>5553888

no, i like the gym as both a practical place to workout and a cool place to make friends

There is a 16 year old kid there who is crushing on me pretty hard, which is awkward.

>>5553881

no i like beefy guys, or people enroute to being beefy.

its why i workout myself

>>5553882

>tfw got ID'd for a 12 movie like 3 months ago
i still remember the embarassment acutely

>tfw forever alone in the closet

I imagine that it must be an awesome feeling when you finally have a bf and you can cuddle and kiss him.

>>5553900
>short FtM
fuck off dyke

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>>5553884
nice
makes me want him even more

>>5553900
>FtM
Well, at least you're not a breeder I suppose.

>>5553904

hey me too

well, i came out to 4 people, but no more. secretly I was hoping one of them would be homophobic and out me to everyone I know, but unfortunately they have all been very nice and kept it secret

ffs

>>5553902
>no i like beefy guys, or people enroute to being beefy.
>its why i workout myself

>not wanting to fuck a clone of yourself

what kind of fucking faggot are you?

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>>5553904
It is.

>>5553904
If you're less than a 6 you're best of in the closet. As there's little to do otherwise

>>5553922

i do want to fuck a clone of myself, hence why i am getting beefy

>>5553934
sadfrog is standing right here

>>5553828
>>

ask him out

>>5553918
How did you profit from coming out to 4 people? is one of them gay. I cant imagine myself any use from that. I would rather tell everyone.
>>5553926
VOMIT ON MY SWEATER
>>5553930
6 on the scale of 1-10?
yeah how am I supposed to rate myself

>>5553945
what

>>5553946
>yeah how am I supposed to rate myself
post pic, we will rate you

>>5553934

I think I'd fuck, like.. a huge beefy barbarian version of myself.
I don't even know what I'd look like masculinized.
I'd like to think I still have my hair as a barbarian.

>>5553946

well i wanted to know if one of them was gay also, so i came out to him and 3 other friends of ours

i didnt make it a big deal, i just told a story about some thing i did at Pride that year. there wasnt like some big announcement or anything.

he was straight btw

>>5553950
sadfrog, would you like to fuck a clone of yourself?

>>5553853
anonymous ples

>>5553961
i guess
but if youre talking about feelgood then i dont see how hes a clone of myself

>>5553972
you 2 look alike, you look a bit more masculine though, so you probably be top, right?

>>5553979
no we dont

>>5553982
yes you do

>>5553952
you just want a pic of some anon to fap to, admit it
>>5553957
too bad :(

>>5553987
he doesnt

>>5553988
>you just want a pic of some anon to fap to, admit it
I just came 2 times in a socket of mine, I won't be fapping anymore today.

>>5553992
he does

>>5553994

You came in a what?

>>5553979

>sadfrog looks more masculine than me

say that 2 my face, c wat happens

also we dont look at all similar so idk what youre getting at here

>>5554006
I am cut, it felt like having a foreskin.
Although my penis hurts now from the iirriation.

>>5554007
you 2 look alike though, I mean seriously

>>5554007
>say that 2 my face, c wat happens
I'd say he looks like your older brother.

>>5554015

.. wut.. is a socket? That you come in?
Did you mean sock?

>>5554021

i can outmasc sadfrog any day of the week, easy

I even have chest hair now kinda.

>>5554015

i dont see it

>>5553994
you probably should never say that again.
awful

>>5554029
yeah

>>5554035
>I even have chest hair now kinda.
kek

>i dont see it
sigh ...

>>5554043
are you one to talk?
kek

>>5554044

Gross.

>>5554043
that I came into a sock or that feelgood and sadfrog look like twins?

>>5554021
>tfw also look like feelgoods older brother
All white people look the same

>>5554049
I liked though how it gave me a huge erection from being kinda tight.

>>5554054

post pic

>>5554054
I look very very unique though.

>>5554055

>a sock is tight on your dick

nigga how the fuck is yoru dick as thick as an ankle

post it

>>5554054
all niggers look the same

>>5554048
be nice pls my kids are in the room

>>5554057
So you can spam it on other boards. Don't think so pal.

>>5554060
Facial wise we look similar

>>5554055

I'm sorry but all I can think about is someone's cum drying in a sock and it's hella groddy.

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>>5553987
Sadfrog is cute. Cute!

>>5554078

yes he is

nobody was saying otherwise

>>5554078
>t. sadfrog

>>5554077
After I came for the first time in the sock, I just kept it on my penis.
After I came for the second time and pulled it out there was a long cum string attached ot my penis and my penis almost dried/glued to the sock.

>>5554078
he is cute in a girly way

i could never feel attracted to him tho

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>>5554085
pls
I know it sounds weird but honestly i got better things to do now that i get home like once every 2 weeks

>>5554089

I know!

Its really good to see how as your selfesteem improves you post less and less pictures, bceause yuo dont need the attention anymore

well done!!!

>>5554086

That sounds painful.
Also that kind of turned me on.
I miss my mister even more now.

>>5554095
nah its mostly because my head is totally shaved

>>5554089
>replying to a meme

>>5554098
>That sounds painful.
nah, it was right at the border, kinda satisying

I remember though when I was younger, I always used to get my penis, especially my penishole stuck to my underpants from later dribbling out cum.
Kinda weird how much you can stretch it. Gotta be careful.

who is le cutest femboy in gaygen

>>5554088
why not
im masculine ;_;

I ate an entire head of romaine lettuce with paprika spied peanut butter again
My tongue hurts again and i'm kind of nauseous, I should eat this peanut butter anymore, I don't think my body likes it.

>>5554105

That happens to me on my mister's happy trail/hip when we cuddle after sex. I don't make cum but my noodle gets hella dribbly during sex.

Do you wanna be friends, I like how little fucks you give about talking about groddy sexy nonsense

>>5554120
me desu

>>5554120
hitler, maybe not because of his looks objectically, but I like his bitchy, almost snob-like attitude.
He is also a virgin and a top, so somehow seducing him and "conquering" him would be a very hard challenge, but that kinda turns me on.

>>5554133
>"conquering" him would be a very hard challenge
Please be joking.

>>5554127
>Do you wanna be friends, I like how little fucks you give about talking about groddy sexy nonsense
KEK

wew, sure why not

>>5554145
>no ones done it yet
>he is a virign
>he is a top and doesnt want to bottom
>he doesnt like sex
>he only likes fems and twinks
Sounds like a challenge to me, anon

>>5554161
>Sounds like a challenge to me, anon
You should think outside the box more anon.

>tfw you made a fool of yourself drunk so now you're just laying in bed forgetting everything

>>5554161
sounds like me

>>5554078
Oatmeal's cuter

>>5554161
gross

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>>5554194
his dick is also bigger

>>5554186
tell me what you're thinking of, anon

>>5554192
you too?

>>5554195
>gross
you whimsical little bitch, what is so gross now? I mean I just described you honestly.

>>5554203
you too

>>5554203
>tell me what you're thinking of, anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLx9VBfMi0k

>>5554203
it's gross that you're interested in the challenge of "conquering" me

gay men are literally women

>>5554232
But that would make us straight.

>>5554215
It would be even more satifying if you were more of a bitch and I the only person that makes you giggle with hearts in your eyes and fall head over heels in love with me.

I want to make you rave to your friends about my qualities and good-looks and know that you take hours to pick the right outfit for our next date.

I want to be the one you look instinctively for protection and hide in my arms when something disturbs you.

>>5554238
gl wit dat

i have no idea why i keep getting so many messages on grindr when i dont even have a picture
and most of the guys that message are very cute

and the guys who message me are definitely not robots bc i have seen some of them irl

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>>5554244
When will I pluck you, my petite little flower?

>>5554238
Kill yourself

>>5554238
jesus christ kid

>>5554248
bots.

>>5554238
autism

>>5554264
like i said, not bots

its very easy to tell the bots from the real guys

>>5553876
can i request a new pic or somethin
i hate that one so much

>>5554282
sure post it and I will put it in

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I got drunk last night and realized I need to accept Jesus and god into my life.


I live with too much hate and violence in my heart and it will stop me from hurting others all the time.

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>>5553859
sadfrog and feelgood should fugg desu.

>>5554291
no!

>>5554287
crap
now i have to find a selfie i think i'm cute in and post it, making me look like an obvious attention whore
rather than the understated, subtle attention whore i try to be

>>5554257
>>5554263
>>5554268
You always want the ones you can never have...

>>5554299
Why you gotta be like this, sadfrog?
You're a fem4fem match made in heaven.

Who WeHo here?

>>5554291
sadfrogs ass belongs to me
hands off my property

>>5554311
hes not my type

>>5554290
awww whos that cute guy in the pic :( i want to nurse him

>>5554307
You can't have anybody online.

>>5554325
I can have you. Easily.
Give me just 5 minutes and you will be lying in arms.

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>>5554307
I'll get him.
I'll get him even if I have to burn down every house in the city.

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>>5554313
You're 2fem4sadfrog desu.

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>>5554345
Who is that in the pic you posted?
She is seriously attractive and makes me consider being straight.

It hurts to keep eating these lollipops, I should stop eating these, too

>>5554345
I wish I knew who you were. I want to be friends with my fellow shitposter.

I love you.

>>5554343
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxx5iLtXAH4

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>>5554354
>>5554390
It's me! xx
I've been trying out a new hairstyle lately.
Do you think it suits my face more?

I'm really insecure, because i'm not having much luck with guys on tinder. :(

>>5554345
i think hes angry at me bc i didnt want to show him nudes the other day
or bc i find it funny when palestinian children throw rocks at him

>>5554417
rude

>>5554417
He's a kike?

>>5554410
I dont get it.

>>5554415
You are beautiful. You look like a female Orlando Bloom but with the grace of Angelina Jolie.

The guys are probably too insecure, since you are just way out of their leauge.

Btw, are you the same guy as
>>5554345
or do we have a threesome here?

>>5553571

>5'11
I'm not lanky or a manlet, your move op

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>>5554440
>5'11''
>not a manlet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZ27W2K12fk

this faggot managed to be abused by a girl

what a fucking loser lmao

I never laughed so hard watching a video before

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I've decided to become the gay equivalent of a crazy cat lady.
A crazy dog fag.

Well fuckers I lost it.

I hate to say it, but I lost the one I loved.

I just don't get it. I was willing to give everything I had and invest in him to build a relationship with. I was willing and secure enough in my love for him to come out, meet his parents, and begin in earnest without me hiding it all.

I just don't get it. I love him. I see a world in him. I see him, myself, and a future of us. He has so much potential, so many qualities that I could never fully elaborate on here-that I just love. Fuck it's even better that he's the most handsome man I've ever held close to me.

But I can't have it. I waited too long and made too many mistakes. Now he's found someone else to be with. And I know he cares about me, but I don't blame him for not wanting to drop a relationship for someone else, especially after the perception was that I wasn't serious about us.

I'm devastated. I hope he recognizes this soon and maybe he'll come back. I feel so sick today.

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>>5554287
>>5554304
sigh try this

>>5554440
honey... 5'11 is manlet...
just embrace it, you'll be happier once you accept your status as cute master race

>>5554454
are you denying that women are batshit insane?

>>5554456
yes!!!!!!!!!

>>5554459
>sigh try this
No, I like the older one better.

GAYGEN, post songs you live by:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0yFyW7Ysps

>>5554454
I'd fucking choke on his big cock.

>>5554465
screamingpepe.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5Z5HFnvjyo

>>5554454
he is a faggot crying like an absolute baby because a chick hit and manipulated him

have some standards

>>5554492
meant for
>>5554479

>>5554465
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDWENGfz_Os

>>5554465
>songs you live by
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NP-RsRGzVo

>>5554427
cummon if you are going to be partially responsible for the military activities of an imperialist bloodthirsty terror state then at least let me laugh at you for it

>>5554454
C r i n g e.
Men crying like this faggot are so fucking disgusting.

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Gaygen, after bringing up much courage I went on a date with a guy.

We were both kinda akward and all, but I liked him and started to enjoy myself and talk more open, until he texted someone and got a phonecall and had to suddenly drive to pick up his little brother.

I obviously know that he used that as a ruse to end the date early. I feel so humiliated, sad and sick to my stomach.

>>5554513
thats what you get for going on dates, gurl

>>5554513
that sucks
but it's good, better than thinking you had a good date and suddenly he's busy every time you try to make plans

>tfw I think I've become a "muscle4muscle" guy.
I didn't want this to happen.

>>5554543
good for you.

>>5554513

Are you sure it wasn't a real issue?

Caught him prowling Grindr and no replies from you?

>>5554534
>tfw my mouth is twitching to form a frown
>can barely hold back tears

>better than thinking you had a good date and suddenly he's busy every time you try to make plans
I think it would have been better for my confidence if he actually did that. It's basically zero atm.

>>5554551
he isn't replying ot any messages and believe me, the way he just acted before he went off ... I'm not imagining it.

>>5554560

It happens.

Ignore, chalk it up to experience, and move on.

I'd say you dodged a bullet there

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>>5554513
you will find someone, anon

>>5554560
don't go on dates desu

>>5554550
But the guy with the hot as ff face I'm talking to doesn't have muscle! Perfect body hair though..dont think I'm as attracted to him as I thought

>>5554577

Better to sculpt the guy you want out of the materials you have rather than try to find someone to fit the mold

>>5554492
But I like nice guys, he seems like such a good person and he's pretty cute... and he has a big dick(according to her mean gf).

At least he's not some beta hipster faggot with a snarky personality and a pompous attitude.

He's just sensitive, I would prop cry too if I was in his position.

>>5554577
well just get over him and find some guy that attracts you normie.

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>>5554543
I was under the impression you were always a masc4masc pig boi.

>>5554586
Yeah this is the advice I was given and it makes sense. I think think might just have the jitters.

>>5554589
I dun wanna

>>5554590
I guess am but this guy's voice doesn't sound very masculine. Idk I guess I'll hang in there for a while longer

>>5554590
>tfw can't take a nap on that chest

I need a muscle bf to whip me into proper shape and then probably dump me once he's bored.

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>>5554614
>dump me once he's bored.

Why you faggots have no sense of self-worth?

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Man, I hate being a manlet

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>>5554624
>Why you faggots have no sense of self-worth?
Idk, you tell me

>>5554628
why? the manlet memes doesn't fully apply in the gay world. plenty of tops loves manlets.

>>5554607

Maybe the reason he doesn't have muscle is because no one pushes him. Proper motivation and a gym buddy helps a lot.

>>5554624
I think in this specific case, it would be a reasonable fear. If the whole premise of the relationship is based on turning one partner into a more ideal one, the process itself may be the thing they're attracted to - it's certainly a theme in smut/fetish stuff.

>>5554628
Manlets get by just fine. Gay men don't care as much about height as women (or straight men) do.

>>5554634
>plenty of tops loves manlets.
if you like manlets you are basically straight desu

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>>5554629
Just b yourself.

>>5554634
This >>5554638 is why, manlets get a lot of crap

>>5554641
Well unless you have a ton of cash and want your legs broken to grow 8 inches.
Or get over it and stop listening to people feeding on your insecurities.
Or consider yourself larger than a body and focus all your attention into a field instead of interpersonal relationships.

>>5554656
>shit tall people say

>>5554656
Le tall person problems

>>5554665
>>5554669
I'm 179 cm.

>>5554640
If I looked like that maybe.

>>5554671
>5'8"
I'm tiny even for a manlet

>>5553571
5'5"
>tfw men's clothing never fit
now I just wear women's top and bottoms

#femboy

>>5554641
don't buy into someone's negativity
just live your life and be your best

i ate too many lollipops
i'm laying on the ground
i feel so sick uuuggghhh

>>5554699
i almost tru'd you for
>tfw men's clothing never fits
but you lost me after that

>>5554691
i'm 5'6/7
there's always someone shorter

>>5554691
that doesn't tell me anything, so many different sites give different conversions.
you either make the cards you've been dealt your pivotal point of greatness, or give a fuck and don't engage. there really isn't anything else.

Reminder to give a certain person no attention.

>>5554714
ur mum is getting thirsty tbf

>>5554706
5'4"
>>5554709
Doesn't make being short any less shitty

>>5554614
>dump you
>after putting all that work in
Doubtful. I think you're more likely to leave musclebro once you don't need him to stay fit anymore.

>>5554607
I'd stick it out until you try and fug at least.

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>tfw 5'10 giant

i scoff at you ants

>>5554735
>tfw no bbc
>tfw fronk will never love you

life sucks.

>>5554732
thats the life you were given. complaining won't do you any good.

Is 5'9'' an acceptable height for a man tbqh?

>>5554745
I'm allowed to complain every once in a while, I usually dont

is 5'9'' an acceptable height for a bottom tbqh?

>>5554757
Depends where you live.

If you're German (Dutch too for that matter) and my generation - No

Well actually I mean its of course acceptable, just not optimal.

>>5554762
I knew a 5'3" dude who was burly as hell and I definitely wanted him to destroy my bp despite being taller than him. There's hope for little dudes.

>>5554734
Possible but unlikely. I don't like working out so I'll just quickly soften up again.

>>5554772
rude much?

>>5554787
sensitive much?

I said it's acceptable.

>>5553603
Unless you're 5'2''-5'5'' (i.e. japanese) you aren't a manlet.
Go away lank.

>>5554793
I was joking

I accept that I'm a manlet

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>>5554772
I never had any problems in The Netherlands with my height desu.
I'm 1.78m.
Of course, most guys are taller than me, but they don't seem to give a shit and no one has mentioned anything to me.

>suppress sexual urges for 4 years
>finally give into my bottom desires
>order a douche bulb, a set of butt plugs, and a prostate massager online
>set to arrive Monday
>get excited and think about what I'm gonna do when I finally get them
>unexpected package arrived at the door 20 minutes ago
>they came 3 days early

Tonight's gonna be fun boys.

>>5554706
smallest size in men's top is small (assuming you can even find them) and are boxy looking, and I have decent shoulders

bottoms are always long and seat area is always too big too

>women's clothes
it's just nice to be able to buy something off the rack and have it fit without alterations
petites allow you to get the length shorter too

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>>5554841
Have fun bby.
Don't get too crazy.

>>5554858
Your eyes are beautiful
>>5554841
I hope you end up not liking bottoming

>>5554811
Well, you're gay. Ofc it's okay for you to be smaller.

Kanker homo poofer.

>>5554858
mirin hard

how long have you been lifting?

>>5554883

thats not him you dummy

look at the filename

>>5554883
It's Bicyclo from reddit, not me kek.
He used to camwhore on gay subleddits.

>>5554897
b-b-breh

>>5554899
you ever imagine riding a bike naked, and somehow getting your balls stuck and crushed in the wheels?

or like in a fantasy world getting them hopelessly tangled up in that mess?

>tfw 5'8"
>tfw 110 lbs
>tfw even the smallest sizes are baggy on you

I just want clothes that fit me ;_;

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>>5554875
Why are you so mean to me? :(

>>5554873
>I hope you end up not liking bottoming

How come? I've bottomed once before and it was alright.

>>5554914
You swamp Germans just can't take banter.

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>>5554909
>somehow getting your balls stuck and crushed in the wheels?

I don't know what kind of freakishly stretched/low-hanging ball sack you guys have, but mine are pretty close to muh dick.

>>5554927
I actually used to freak out as a kid about my low hanging balls sack, senpai

But actually they are normal, it was just my perception of them

>>5554911
>tfw 5'8"
>tfw 110 lbs
Jesus christ, you must be one cute fuck

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>>5554924
>tfw no german bf to swear at me on german when fucking

>>5553571
RIP in peace Tinytrip

>>5554922
Because you're gonna have shitting problems the rest of your life, unless you take medication to close your pooper up.
>>5554927
Low hanging balls are disgusting
>>5554911
Holy shit youre skinny

i wanna drown in the landscapes of south america

>>5554946
A pity, I was actually in Den Haag during sylvester. I just live like 2/3 hours away.

>>5554941

Not really, I have a weird nose that ruins it. I think if I put on weight though, I'll actually look good. I'll have muscle definition.

>>5554964
I bet you are just too self-conscious about it.

I want give it a kiss.

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>>5554971

Do you doubt me?

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>tfw no bf to sit on lap

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>>5554961
Utrecht desu.

>>5554978
Get a haircut and I think you'd look great, anon

>>5554984
What it's like there? I only know that it's famous for the university there.

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>fatties send me hateful messages and call me gym obsessed
>skinny/muscular guys go on dates with me, normal rejections, etc

why is it so hard to get a fat 3D bf?
are cute fat bfs a meme?

>>5554978
What race are you?

>>5554984
Why am I always shocked when I see another Dutchfag on /lgbt/?

>>5554999
who the fuck would want a fat dude? Fat dudes are a dime a dozen.

>>5555001

Swedish....and Syrian

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>>5555010
>SWEDISH AND SYRIAN
OH THATS FUCKING GOLD RIGHT THERE

>>5555010
I knew it. Something about you seemed off, like I wasnt quite sure if you were a brownish white or a white middle-easterner.

But welp, you are definetly cute and I would love to play with your hair.
Nose is fine as well.

Sweden YES!

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>>5555006
Half dutch, onii-chan.

I think im going to become an alcoholic.

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>>5555010
gtfo mudslimes.

>tfw my pulled muscle almost is completly healed
Can't wait to do some excerise again. I kinda missed it.

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>>5555008
i want a fucking fat dude.
they have qt tums :3

>>5555021
Half dutch half what?
(pls not Syrian)

>>5555010
are you a muslim?

if yes, then fuck your cucked swedish parental half

>>5555036
I bet half-spanish

>>5555028
Gross, the fuck is wrong with you?

>>5555043

God, no. My Syrian side of the family isn't even Muslim.

>>5555049
based, why didnt you say so before?

you are one cute qt-pie, you are really attrractive

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>>5555047
pls don bully /gg/ is safe space

>>5555063

.. i'm mesmerized
.. And horny

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>>5555036
>>5555043
>Syrian
>Spanish

Bretty close, but no.
Greek.
>tfw pale north yuro skin from mom's side
>tfw shitty hazel eyes from dad's side

kill me senpais

>>5555063
>/gg/ is safe space
There are breeders here so say goodbye to your safe space.

>>5555056

Thank you. I just find it weird that everyone who wants to achieve trap aesthetics is way too big, while I'm a manlet who wants to be bigger. My Irish bf is into crossdressing too.

>>5555063
well that guy's not even fat

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>>5555079
>My Irish bf is into crossdressing too.

>>5555049
You're really cute anon :3

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>>5555075
>Greek.

>>5555080

and he's also super hot

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>>5555086
Thanks for the chuckles friendo XD

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>>5555080
anon please dont tell me you're attracted to only one body type

i know you're a fag, but that's really shallow for you

>>5555079
Can I visit you for some debt repayment?

>people really love your thighs

>can't ever take a good picture of them

Well take my word for it I guess

>>5555103
>shallow
>in relation to attraction
kek
I only like cute guys who almost look like girls

>>5555118

Make a recording of you dancing a little in boyshorts.

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I have a qt coming over.
Should i anime & chill or is anime too weebo?

>>5555076
>there are breeder's here
Without us you wouldn't have any qt boipussy running around in their jockstraps, strutting their behienies

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>>5555134
>qt bussy
Don't you have a muffin top?

>>5555124

dancing? Well... If you consider flailing wildly dancing.

Despite my Latin heritage... I have 0 skills

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>>5555075
>tfw non-shit eye color

The one good thing I got.

>>5555129
Is he weab? I've anime and chilled with guys, but only if everyone involved is a weab, and only if you have similar tastes in Chinese cartoons.

>>5555129
Depends on the animu desu familia

>>5555129

Depends on the anime... So no, no anime.

>>5555136
What's that got to do with it?

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>>5555134
You breeders haven't done shit.
I would have gotten qt bp even without you filthy fucks ruining everything you touch.
Like eugh absolutely horrid

>>5555137

Just shake your bottom a little, bby

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>>5555138
>Is he weab?

He likes reading comics, has a collection and is kinda nerdy, but dunno if he likes anime.
Might download some normie show to play it safe.

Ann you have shit to do, get off 4chin

>tfw mexican/irish/norwegian/syrian

Super mutt

>>5555149
We made you. There is no such thing as a conceptual gay. You're completely materialistic and concrete. You are, by nature, incapable of concieving more gayness into this world.

You are nothing without us

>>5555157

There's some normie anime on Netflix... Browse by buy it and see if it catches his interest or talks about his secret love for magical girl transformations

>>5555170
Deep man

>>5555164

My bf is a cuban/irish/german/sudanese/some asian that I forgot where exactly..

But he passes for white so ethnically sheltered people don't care.

I'm like almost pure Veneuzlean.

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>>5555173
Will do.

>secret love for magical girl transformations

A man can only hope.

>>5555185

If you guys like Mahou Shoujou but want some BL to enjoy instead or just cute guys doing cute things, look up High Earth Defense Club Love !!

>>5555184
I get asked my ethnicity all the time. I've been called racially ambiguous on multiple occasions.

>>5555170
>We made you.
No you didn't. I'm self sustaining faggotry.
>You're completely materialistic and concrete. You are, by nature, incapable of concieving more gayness into this world.
I am the gay, the gay is me. My gayness exists independant of your breeder cycle.

My faggotry is eternal and unending.

>>5555200

Despite being almost entirely south american, people always confuse me for indian or african.

>>5555193
I was thinking of putting on a new seinen, Ajin Part 1: Shoudou, but probably not the best mood-setter to get into his pants.

REMEMBER EVERYONE LIFE GETS BETTER XDDD

YOU WORK DAY IN AND DAY OUT THAN LATER ON IN LIFE YOU CAN SIT BACK FOR A FEW MINUTES AND BE CONTENT XDDD

LIFE'S GREAT!!!

>>5555207

uh, wow, yeah, wtf
You could try No. 6 instead, if you want something less cutesy and fluffy.
It's still romantic and sweet but kind of dark in the background

going to the gym for the very first time today lads

any tips

>>5555214
try not to let the bigger boys bully you with the muscles dicks

>>5555212
>You could try No. 6 instead
Looks good.

>>5555214
Make eye contact with the Big Guys.

>>5555203
Come back to bed, honey

>>5555214
Remember that we will always love you no matter what happens

>>5555220

Goodluck, SUCK HIS DICK

>>5555214

Same advice ^

>>5555214
don't feel embarrassed for using lighter weights. All the big guys know everyone has to start somewhere. You might feel awkward and think everyone is staring at you but they aren't. The gym is supposed to be a fun experience and it's going to take some time to learn proper form so don't get frustrated. If you don't know how to use a machine ask one of the trainers, that's what they are there for.

>>5555214

Clean machines before and after you use them

>>5555244
thank you! i dont know much about weight lifting but im looking forward to learning. also winters here are ridiculously long so it'll be good to get active

>>5555238
thank you for your support....

>>5555220
>>5555217
i'll get in there and start lifting the 10 pound weights with so much verve they'll have to admire me

>>5555238
NO.
And you can't love.