Who would you cuddle with, gaygen?
Why do you want to hurt people?
I could never bring myself to hurt another fellow human being or not comfort him if he is crying.
so i've kind of got a little problem. I have like zero sex drive anymore, it's just not there. I just don't care anymore. I think its a combination of the deep depression im in, and low testosterone from my drug history. Other than that I really don't know. But i dont even fap anymore, once or twice a month. I kind of miss the chase of pursuing qt twinks n then reking them etc. Just cant be bothered anymore. watdo /gg/?
You don't count though, since you are some weird alien abnormality because of your fem4fem bullshit.
Told you all best time to troll is 5to8 eastern.
Look at this aspergers syndrome.
Too black out for this shit good night.
>if you go down the list they're all mentally ill and desperate for attention
i mean it true but god damn
None of them.
I have devoted my heart, body and soul to The Kleppe.
yeah thats why on hen nights they always get a fat hairy guy dancing in a thong or those calendars with a new fat hairy guy every month or gossip magazines positively reporting on how fat and hairy a male celebrity is
Those eyes reveal so much pain.
I hope things get better, I'm with you every step of the way!
right so younger woman are more attracted to fat hairy guys because or are you just saying that bc you dont have any valid argument
type in 'hot male celebrities 2015' and see how many bears there are n o n e you are fucking deluded if you think someone who looks like rugby could ever pull a properly fit girl..only mentally ill semi-tranny faggots who want to feel qt contrastingly to his caveman excessive secondary sex characteristics.
God damn it every time bully-kun.
That seems like effort though and I'm too scared It'll look retarded if I go to a parlour.
Unless you're exceptionally attractive theres very little chance of that happening. There's not many guys I'd bottom for desu.
Wanna be my next victim bby? I'll proudly display your bp on my mantelpiece.
>Unless you're exceptionally attractive theres very little chance of that happening. There's not many guys I'd bottom for desu.
Don't forget to not kill yourself!
I'd be totes devo.
not this fucking picture again
pls use the better version
Is it possible for two gay men to have a long-term monogamous relationship? I've dated two bi men and obviously they cheated on me with women but are men just naturally whores or is it just a bisexual thing?
I swear to god im going to beat the shit out of myself.
I cant wait till I never have to be around you autistic fucks. I swear to god illl kill myself before that happens but before that which country is Christmas Hitler from?
desu i really dont think it is, I just dont think it's in human nature. personally if my bf wants to fuck another guy, i say go for it, the real attachment for me is the emotional aspect. all that is, is a glorified form of masturbation imo, but then again my views of sex aren't exactly traditional.
Shitler is an all American gal, that's why she's so obese.
i can play it either way there sport, monogamous or open. The key is setting the rules from the getgo. if we've agreed on monogamy and then he goes off and cheats it's different as he's betrayed my trust and our agreement, not the actual act of sex itself. I wouldn't be able to trust him after that.
Though if we're both w/e on fucking a random guy from time to time i really dont see the harm, ive been in both sorts of relationships.
I just ate some of my mum's cooking chocolate, and am drinking a glass of skim milk.
Life is good.
get some at least not shit chocolate, m8
That is some good chocolate.
How come you never send me an email cutey?
You know I just give you my heart. I am just an alcoholic cocaine addict that wants to get lewd tbqh.
>tfw price of "real" chocolate is on a steady rise because of witches broom.
Most Americans are so use to eating fake chocolate that they don't even know what real chocolate tastes like. I doubt America will weep for the cocoa plant like Germany, France, Belgium will. The chocolate I tasted in Germany was far superior to American junk.
I thought that small, square wrapper was a condom for a second.
I'm getting a Coke Zero from the fridge rn.
Kunt Kween is sucking them in, she's actually morbidly obese.
That's why she's so shady, blocks out a lot of sun.
What You Want To Eat Boo?
Let Me Feed You
Let Me Run Your Bathwater
Whatever You Desire, I'll Aspire
Sing You A Song
Turn The Game On
I'll Brush Your Hair...OH WAIT!
>Most Americans are so use to eating fake chocolate
kek I live in pennsylvania so I've been to Hershey PA aka home of Hersheys Chocolate
the entire town smells disgustingly sweet because of it
it's a love it or hate it kinda thing
strong cheekbones aren't really a subtle feature
diet coke with lime or nothing, plebian
>Kunt Kween is sucking them in, she's actually morbidly obese.
>That's why she's so shady, blocks out a lot of sun.
I actually hope that alienfu isn't that skinny. I hope (s)he has fat in all the right places if you know what I mean.
I know that Hitler cherry is unpopped, but I really want know what it feels like to get a blowjob from him. I want to see my penis push against the cheeks and her the sound he makes when he moans and the sloppy sucking sounds he would make.
I just looked at the big collection picture. I can't really make out your face desu.
>Kunt Kween is sucking them in
gurl, idk what ur talking about
what the fuck ethnicity are you? jesus it's like the worst traits in the whole human race put into one body.
>yeeee deffo not traditionally good looking but w/e
I was just meming.
I think you are very pretty.
do pic related pose
>you will balloon up and gain fat like crazy
that's not something I really have to worry about
when I was younger I had a lot softer of a face and everyone else in the greek side of my family had defined cheekbones and I wanted them so badly then I hit puberty and well... you see my face now
I got what I asked for, but they're a bit much t b h
vintage glamour, maybe
a little bit of peanut butter is nice but I don't like it with chocolate
I only like really dark chocolate
tell the story, man, this is gonna be gud
That's one thing I didn't realize when I started buying my own groceries when I moved out of my parents house. My mother would buy the cheapest food possible. I then realized that cheap = extremely unhealthy. The peanutbutter she always bought had tons of sugar and other preservatives/fillers inside of it. The moment I tasted real natural peanutbutter (more expensive) I was flabbergasted at how more delicious it tasted and easier to spread on a piece of bread it is. Butter too, I realized the butter my mother bought always had 80% vegetable oil in it which is extremely unhealthy. I refuse to buy butter that isn't just real butter with no additives.
>Sitting around all day when a hot bear guy hits me up on growlr.
>He's 22 I'm 19 I think he's pretty hot.
>We talk for a few days and he seems normal enough
>Finally get enough courage to ask him on a date since he doesn't want a hook up and I'm tired of those.
>Decide to meet at his place to watch some movies on netflix.
>He's literally across the street from my apartment.
>Walk over there when we said we'd meet and go into his apartment.
>Tiny 3 room apartment (living/kitchen, bathroom, bedroom) Fine with me I'm the same since I'm a starving college student.
>Sit down on the couch and we start talking. He's really awkward
>Think it's just cause he's nervous
>He says "btw I ordered us a pizza"
>Fine with me again
>We start watching the Shining.
>The pizza gets here and he asks me to fucking pay for it since he doesn't get his check until next week.
>I begrudgingly agree
>Sit down eatting pizza watching the shining.
>I have aspergers btw.
>Oh fuck no.jpeg
>He starts going on about how he gets enough money to live by himself from his SS checks.
>He tells me he used to be a pill head in Ohio.
>That's like me showing off the scars on my arms on a first date.
>Text my friend jake to call me in 5 since it's really awkward.
>Get the call and bail out.
>I've still never finished the shining.
what kind of akward stuff did he say? give us some quotes
>>I have aspergers btw.
Lol, now I understand that. He himself said that?
>>He starts going on about how he gets enough money to live by himself from his SS checks.
>He tells me he used to be a pill head in Ohio.
>That's like me showing off the scars on my arms on a first date.
he was probably pozzed
One of them was he was asking me if I drank. If you can tell by my name I most likely do.
>"Do you do alchol?"
I asked him if he smoked and he said yes. Then we were going through netflix and Super High Me came up.
>"I bet you'd like to be super high me. HAHA"
Most forced laugh I've ever heard.
I though I could maybe salvage the fucking date so I leaned up against him while watching the move and he had a visible boner in his pants. Just from me leaning up against him...
they're trolling themselves in the long run
they are destroying their bodies and growing little bitch tits just in the hopes of looking a little younger or more feminine
when femgen was originally made, we split off from gaygen because there was a large divide between masc4masc and fem posters
it was never intended to be a tranny hive so I left it to die
>lack of empathy and apathy
I think those are pretty cute.
One of my irl friends is autistic
I dunno, it doesn't really come up
We mostly just cuddle and watch anime and talk about feelings or her mister
I'm sure there's other dudes out there who are into it
anyone in here try to transition mtf because they didn't accept they were gay?
I went through all of it just to detransition but now I am left looking like an ftm with a vag and I just want to be a gay guy.
Is being precocious a bad thing?
I think i alienate a lot of people because I work and study so much, and my "small talk" isnt small at all.
one guy I dated was really insecure about it and broke up with me i think because he felt bad about his exam results compared to mine
This is my biggest problem, sometimes I'll finish a sentence and just think "Strewth, Anon, you really fucked that one up".
yeah but i mean... i think you might not appreciate just how lame i am. Like, aside from the fact in pretty athletic, i am a turbo-nerd in every way except visually
probably my ideal date would be chatting about the news, doing some riddles, ordering takeout and then watching a movie while cuddling
or something equally autistic, idk
Even more disgusting
Really good looking. Cute and handsome at the same time
Eggman's slightly better looking brother
Persian? Yes. QT? No
Look at this lovely man I found. He's definitely not trying to murder people.
>probably my ideal date would be chatting about the news, doing some riddles, ordering takeout and then watching a movie while cuddling
you sound alright to me
maybe talk about history and going on some bike tours as well?
anons with talking problems
read a book aloud until you get your speech straight, or seriously just make an appointment with a speech therapist.
also pro tip: don't use your chest muscles to breathe,use the diaphragm. this is common knowledge yet some people still manage fuck up, and this seemingly small thing may well be the lead cause of your problems
>um, i specialise in British Government during the 18th century, i assume you are all about nazis or somethinf equally distasteful
You kidding me? I love to know more about stuff I know little about. Especially the pre-WW1 imperial/colonial era.
>im not sure there is much overlap
I am not actually a nazi, despite my name. I'm only edgy on the internet.
>m800 ur a /pol/tard knowing much isnt necessary for you to listen
I don't understand that sentence. What do you mean?
Went on such a shit date last night. Like it was obvious that neither of us were having that great of a time. And yet, at the end of the night he still tried to get me to go back to his. Are gays so thirsty that they're willing to shag anything, regardless of how shit it would be? Just have a fucking wank christ.
But it's okay because I matched with a total qt today and I'd totally have sex with him even if he was a braindead trump voter.
In my experience, disappointing
most of the time they're really awkward and or boring
went on a date with a 9/10 qt andro aryan boy a few weeks back and damn he was so good looking but he was so boring
>have a mild Recieved accent
>over time it is becoming more and more unintelligble
>ive now started completely missing out the first and last part of sentences so that people can barely understand me when i talk
Do you think its worth getting speech therapy?
A lot whinier?
Like, faster and tinnier.
I think it was mostly just my impression from your name but I've always just read your posts with a ranty, tinny angry voice.
I feel kind of silly putting on an american accent since no one else so far has one but whatever, I'm worried I'll sound weird if I drop it since I normally always have it on
I don't know what most of that means
tbf, not the last guy, but the guy before I technically met online
he was a gg poster but someone introduced me to him on skype because he happened to live in the same city as me
Although I wasn't really aware that he knew who "Hitler" was
aka me the namefag
and it was a little weird when I found out
>tfw been sort of lowkey out of the closet for like 3 months
>nobodys asked me for a date
My thirst for wurst cannot be quenched, Hans.
Well the fact that he knew hitler kind of implies that he saw all of the pictures I've posted
which include lots of body pics
we went on two dates and they were pretty alright as far as dates go
Not really, just neck-kun.
i wish people would stop posting pictures of professional models in carefully staged, lighted and retouched pictures because it
i) makes me feel bad
ii) has given me high standards and now its hard for me to find someone attractive normally
can we post pictures of average guys instead?
>can we post pictures of average guys instead?
>tfw most people here think pic related is just average even though I think he is extremely cute
I'm still waiting on that wurst, klein boy.
holy shit anon, I'm laughing so hard right now
>tfw i actually was bullied because i had braces and a "funny smile"
i guess i am kind of a sap, and thus an easy target.
jokes on them though, as by scaring me into recluse they made me a nerd and now im academically superior to them. still feels bad to see them fail though.
>implying the short guy is a model, not a stylist
I'm staying with my headcannon, it's more glamorous
People used to ask me if I was or asked me to model for random nonsense when I was in college
I was a lot thinner back then
Random dudes would call me beautiful
Then again, I was also a maaaaaaaassive whore and consistently treated like trash, too, so maybe I shouldn't look back with too much fondness
Why would you want a model boyfriendo specifically, anyways?
There's tons of guys that look like models, outside the fashiun industry.