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who /heterosexual male/ here?

I don't hate you guys or anything and I enjoy your weird arguments. often I just think of you as /my people/ and would defend you until my death, even though I don't want to bump uglies.

is that OK? can we still cuddle?

[spoiler]no homo[/spoiler]
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my boyfriends a heterosexual male and I like him but hes the only good one
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I'm from pol I just come here to bully worthless gays and tranny degenerates
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>>5551380
at least I'm not worthless
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>>5551369
huh
>>5551386
thankss gurl <3
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>>5551395
your only value is in relieving me. now get on your fucking knees. put moisturizer on your lips this time I don't care for you to be dry. and don't make any noise or I'll beat you senseless, I need to focus on my work.
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>>5551758
i think having sex with 13 year olds is illegal anon, maybe when you get older
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>>5551339
What are you, a cis male political lesbian?
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>>5551339
Straight guy here but I don't have a dick so I don't count.
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>>5551928

Can't get past 20 with only fingers and toes, know the feel
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>>5551953
Learn to count in binary rather than unary, you can reach (2^20) - 1 that way.
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I only come here when I get insecure about sexuality, happens whenever I spend too much time away from the opposite sex.
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>>5551339
I like to hang around gays and pretend to flirt with them to boost my self esteem
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>>5551758
Can someone smash the back of my head in until I stop finding being talked to like this sexy.
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>>5551970
Does counting in binary go both ways?
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>>5552013

Even in death, you will still be a little subby whore.

More seriously, just find someone who will talk/treat you like that without actually being an abusive, stupid, knuckle-dragging retard. It's called fetlife.com. Then you can do your thing and not have to worry about it.
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>>5551339
that's ok with me, OP.

and yes......we can still cuddle.
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>>5552013
There's nothing wrong with wanting strong and assertive men to make use of you.
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>>5552135

most of them are total shitcunts, though. Undateable trash.
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>>5552013
>>5552213
I know that feel. Why can't they be strong and demanding but in a good way.
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>>5552299

Its impossible to be truly confident in a chaotic world and not also retarded.
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>>5552303
In a retarded world, an intelligent man is insane.
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>>5552013
I'm straight but I have a fantasy where I push around a gay boy like you and force him to suck me off while doing nothing in return for him other than shoving him around and groping him and MAYBE patting and stroking his head if he does a good job. I don't know if I'd actually be able to go through with it though since I really am straight. Is that also the kind of thing you find sexy?
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>>5551339
I often like to infiltrate groups of people who have different world views. Especially ones vastly dirfferent than mine. I'm a curious person.

If every person on earth could experience ego death simultaneously we would be able to strip away our skewed preconceptions of the world and uncover a universal love for one another. If you can truly appreciate the miracle of consciousness and life concepts like hate and envy don't even make sense.

We're all in this together.
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>>5552379
>tfw we're all alive together today
>tfw we're all going to be dead together tomorrow
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>>5552379
you sound like one of those people who are an "ally" because you want to impress your liberal friends
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>>5552384
All we have is the present moment anon.

>>5552395

Hahaha I'm gay. I'm also more of a right leaning libertarian.
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>straight men on /lgbt/
This is one of those absolutely bizarre things that I cannot even try to understand.

Then again there are gays joining ISIS so complete insanity isn't reserved for straight people.
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>>5553777
And I know some Jews who drive Fords
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>>5553777
>This is one of those absolutely bizarre things that I cannot even try to understand.

it's really not that mysterious...gay people are like 2% of the population. wherever you go, there will be lots of straight people.
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>>5551339
Would u a femboy
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>>5553799
Yeah but bisexuals are far more common, so it still makes no sense for /lgbt/ to be full of straights.

More likely a bunch of retarded biscum in denial.
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>>5552379
same desu
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>>5553809
>Yeah but bisexuals are far more common

than straight people?

no lol

>it still makes no sense for /lgbt/ to be full of straights.

you are one board on an entire website that revolves around heterosexual media, on an ocean of websites that cater to straight people...it's actually unusual that this board exists at all.
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>>5553823
Than gay people we're talking about 20%+ of the population if recent polls are to be believed.

And it's still weird, people don't go to see a football match unless they have interest on it, people don't go to a concert unless they have some interest on it. If they are coming here they have some interest on the lgbt group which means they are either chaser, bi/gay in denial or trans.
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>>5553799
>gay people are like 2% of the population. wherever you go, there will be lots of straight people.
This is /lgbt/, the epicenter of disgusting degeneracy, mental illnesses and the entire board reeks of aids, shit and dried cum.

So the very presence of straight people in this condemned hellhole of filth is incomprehensible to me.

Even Jesus himself would pass when given the opportunity to visit this place.
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>>5553846
>Than gay people we're talking about 20%+ of the population if recent polls are to be believed.

One out of every five people are gay? Maybe even one in four?

That's fucking bullshit and you know it.
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>>5553914
Bisexual, which goes from 1 to 5 on the kinsey scale.

Self reported over 20% people said they were not completely straight in polls on the UK, and on a liberal university on the US.

Want to know what else is bullshit? "Straight identifying" guys saying they get attracted to a dude one or twice.
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>>5553964
>polls on the UK, and on a liberal university on the US
That just says that brits and liberals are a bunch of faggots, which we already knew.
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>>5553964
>UK, and on a liberal university on the US

this is like asking people in a hardware store if they like tools
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>>5553977
>>5553999
Or it may simply be that there's a lot more of closeted biscum around.

We always knew bisexuals were massive cowards who wouldn't come out of the closet until faggotry became accepted.
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>>5554022
>there's a lot more of closeted biscum around.

Nah it's pretty obvious that the study is flawed.

And why would closeted bisexuals call themselves bisexuals? They're closeted.
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>>5554061
It's the same study used to measure straight/gay populations m8, can't say one is flawed without automatically applying it to the other.

>And why would closeted bisexuals call themselves bisexuals? They're closeted.
That's the point they are closeted until it's very socially acceptable for them to come out, that's because until that point if given a choice it was much easier to just date girls, and pretend they were straight.
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>>5554087
>can't say one is flawed
You don't think it's obvious that if you only poll the UK and liberal US universities, the poll reflects the UK and liberal US universities and nothing more?
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>>5554102
And unless those two groups have a HUGE biological difference we have to consider WHY the results are so different. Which may include the methodology and fake reporting since all studies on this field are self reported.
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>>5554118
Correction
>since all ANSWERS on those studies are self reported.
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>>5554087
>It's the same study used to measure straight/gay populations m8, can't say one is flawed without automatically applying it to the other.

Knock this shit off, kid.
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>>5554136
Nice argument grandpa, you should take your medicaments more often, you're clearly still growing senile.
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>>5554118
Self reporting of homo/bisexuality at liberal universities vs self reporting at, say, hunting lodges or football locker rooms reflects a BIOLOGICAL difference? Why do I feel like I'm talking to an imbecile of some kind?
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>>5551339
Can a straight dude explain why they like vaginas? They're so gross.
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>>5554153
Because you're clearly misinterpreting what I say to ignore my points.

Either those two groups of people have biological differences which would explain why the results are different OR the second group is more prone to lying about it because it's less socially acceptable.
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>>5554180
>OR the second group is more prone to lying about it because it's less socially acceptable
>prone to lying
>lying

Which makes the study flawed. How could that possibly be any clearer?
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>>5554198
Well that second study I was mentioning was the one cited >>5553799 which says that only 2% of the population is gay.
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>>5554212
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>>5554118
>we have to consider WHY the results are so different

Because the study is a bunch of bullshit. It's not any more complicated than that.

If it quacks like a duck...
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>>5554158

The hotter the girl the hotter the vagina.
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>>5554222
>If it quacks like a duck...
It's probably a digital reproduction of an audio file since ducks don't quack that often, nor are they so common. Now stop being a faggot.
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>>5554158
Because they look hot, they smell hot, they taste hot and they feel hot. Sometimes they even sound hot.
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>>5554230
>>5554242
>axe wounds are hot
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>>5554158
We dont like them either. Every straight guy alive is either a boob man or an ass man.

You ever hear of a vagina man? Thats because it doesnt exist.

They feel really good though. Really sturdy too. You can pound a vagina so hard it would probably kill a homo if you tried the same thing on his ass.
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>>5554241

this is some next-level autism.
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>>5554289

The vagina deserves a bit more credit though, I've heard that scent can be very arousing if you're horny, which is why we have panty thieves/sniffers, they want those pheromones.
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>>5554289

you just sound like a queer.

there are plenty of men out there who like pussy. if you're not one of them, well, I've got some bad news anon...or some good news, depending on whether or not you're ready to come out of the closet. you sound pretty deep in there.
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>>5554318
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>>5554158
>>5554289

Just like literally every other part of the body, some people have nice-looking parts and some people have not-so-nice-looking parts. There are nice vaginas and gross vaginas.

Categorically claiming that all vaginas are gross means you're a homosexual. That's the definition of being a homosexual.
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>>5554289
>You can pound a vagina so hard it would probably kill a homo if you tried the same thing on his ass.
You really believe this bs son?
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>>5554333
Pussy feels nice but it looks ugly and smells worse than it looks. Nothing beats getting your dick wet, though; and it's nice the way a cunt grips your whole cock.

loose sloppy cunts gtfo tho
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>>5554358
Man-ass is ugly and no one really wants to stick their dick in that shit or in shit at all.

Vag and girl butt is honestly where it's at.
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>>5554368
Yeah right, and what this pathetic slave to axe wounds is doing on a faggot board?
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>you will never see all straight people banned from /lgbt/
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>>5554360
>it looks ugly and smells worse than it looks

see

>>5554346
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>>5554386
Or all faggots banned from the rest of the boards.
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>>5554404
They can't ban over half of their user base.
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>>5554418
conservatively stated
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>>5554418
But they can ban off topic shit.
And this thread sure as hell is off topic
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>>5554373
lesbians, son; lesbians.

>>5554386
y so salty?
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>>5554368

True. I mean I love dick, but man ass is like a fucking a box or a brick, I can't see the appeal.
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>>5554428
Negro, please.
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>>5554434
I thought you people cared about purity.
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>>5554428
need a nice cheese to go with this whine
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>>5554433
>female asses
>fat bobbly and soft
>male asses
>muscles clearly visible capable of rising a 180 lbs guy with a hip thrust
I was in fucking heaven when I saw a fit guy's butt for the first time.
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>>5554445
which people would that be?
>>5554453
anon confirmed for shit taste
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>>5554469
Are you seriously going to be this autistical?
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>>5554386
>there's one (1) thread on this board that I don't like
>I know! instead of hiding it or just not clicking on it and moving the fuck on with my life, I'll reply to it with some juvenile nazi-level bullshit and then spend the next several hours replying to the people who mock me

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>>5554469
The same people who whine about unrelated content on other boards.
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>>5554485
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>>5554433
>not getting a bubble but qt boywife
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>>5554485
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>>5554433
>I can't see the appeal
You can't see the appeal of the strength and power that any part of muscular male body has?
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>>5554484
Probably, since I have no idea wtf you mean.

>>5554488
Ok, yeah fuck them, I agree. It's not even unrelated for this board; a lot of gay guys dream of "converting" straight guys so being on this board and being straight is still on-topic.

Please lesbians, you get attention from fags and a good fap from the lesbos; it's winwin.
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>>5553850
>Jesus would pass up LGBT
You have actually read the bible right? This is the same guy who went around touching people with highly contagious skin diseases that make your limbs rot, just to heal them. Also, topkek that you think being gay is a sin. Try reading all of Leviticus, and then telling me you're not cherrypicking.
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>>5554537
>being straight is still on-topic.
Explain this to me please.
I mean I already had enough shit trying to kick this german radfem off the board for being off topic.
If we're gonna follow that route then everything is related to lgbt stuff in a way and this board is already shit.
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>>5554527

pff, what is a man..
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>>5554555
That's the whole point of the comment you retarded dipshit.
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>>5554555

Can we please not

Let's just not, OK? You know where this goes. You know it's not necessary.

So let's just pretend you never made this post, and we'll move on with our lives.
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>>5554563
Muscles and hotness.
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>>5554555
I have 1500 years and thousands of biblical scholars to back me up.
You have a bunch of apologists and twisted bible quotes pulled out of context to back you up.
Please.
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>>5554571

I just don't see it, that sort of thing presented in a sexual way always seems so absurd to me, ripped guys covered in body oil and stuff is just laughable.

Dick tho...
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>>5554571
But enough dick sucking; Have at you!
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>>5554578
>>5554555

Fucken hell, what the other comment means is: Jesus loved gays, prostitues and lepers, etc. but even He would hate /lgbt/. The point is that an otherwise supertolerant and loving God would not tolerate or love /lgbt/ because THAT'S THE JOKE.
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>>5554578
Why do you feel the need to come here and shove your silly bible down everyone's throats? You don't see gay people necking in the middle of mass every Sunday. Funny that you post as a religious character ruled by his sexual repression and insecurities. You should learn to mind your own business.
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>>5551882
That's pretty much what I am desu

>>5553777
Most "straight" guys on 4chan are a little bit bi-curious anyway.

>>5553789
Why is that an issue?

>>5554158
I'm basically straight and I don't find vaginas attractive.

>>5554484
"Autistical" is the most autistical word I've ever heard.
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>>5554158

To be completely honest, I do not find vaginas appealing at all. I've refused to do anything to a vagina besides utilizing my fingers and using it as a cozy, all encompassing sexual tool for my penis.

While I'm on the subject, I find the pelvic area of both genders less then pleasurable to observe. I find upper bodies to be far more attractive and arousing. I can appreciate a great pair of breasts, a well-toned chest, but have no interest in the actual reproductive organs themselves.
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26 years old kissless virgin here.
Also atheist and anti-theist, social darwinist and anti-leftist. Probably many things moar.

Ask and you shall receive desu neee!
=)
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>>5554527
this. There's nothing more attractive than a mans backside IMO. The ass is just part of it, I can(and def have) beat my dick to pictures of nice muscled shoulders/back.

pic related, wew lad.
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>>5551339
bromance is the best
I loved cuddling a straight friend
id never fuck him because he is too masculine but id cuddle him until we are fused together
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>>5555606
Fuck
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>>5551990
>pretend to flirt with them
Flirt, or flirt not. There is no "pretend."
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>>5554158
Yeah they're gross, but they feel GREAT on my dick.

And it's not like dicks are any less gross. They smell bad (if you're not attracted to them) and ejaculate slime.
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>>5555364
>shove your silly bible down everyone's throats?
I actually don't.
I find it annoying when people vomit their message of acceptance of gay people all over this board when they cite from the same book that demands their heads.

>You don't see gay people necking in the middle of mass every Sunday.
Which is why I'm doing this.
I'm simply opposing the "our religion is one of peace and acceptance" with evidence that it clearly isn't.
I'm just here to show the truth and to tell you people not to fall for these lies.

I just want you people to know that christianity at its core will never accept you and that these people are just trying to look 'modern and progressive'.

>Funny that you post as a religious character ruled by his sexual repression and insecurities.
That's kinda the point.
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>>5555300
>Jesus loved gays
I have yet to read a passage where Jesus befriended and cured a gay man.
Because there isn't any.
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>>5555894
Because homosexuality doesn't require a cure, and if he was curing them of something else it's not really necessary to state their sexual orientation.
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>>5555870
Interesting use of your time anon.

I'd be more concerned about the decline and future of Christianity rather than making sure who's not invited if I were you. I also think if you believe the bible is the word of God you're heavily deluded bordering on retarded though.
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>>5555870
>I find it annoying when people vomit their message of acceptance of gay people all over this board when they cite from the same book that demands their heads.
Homosexuality isn't the only sin listed in Leviticus. Most Christians say that Leviticus is not applicable to normal followers of the Christian religion. If it was, almost everyone would be going to hell.
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>>5554555
NOBODY NOTICED THE DOUBLE PALINDROME TRIPS?

holy shit, this is a message from god itself
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>>5551970
>binary
Transphobic shitlord
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>>5554386
Good luck enforcing that.
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>>5555520
yeah I can relate. I'm fully gay but pics of dicks don't get me hard, I have to at least see who it's attached too.
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>>5555616
Jesus, this guy isn't even all that fit and he still looks so hot.
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>>5551339
Only if you stroke my hair. This is non negotiable if I'm not purring you're not a true civil rights activist
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