who /heterosexual male/ here?
I don't hate you guys or anything and I enjoy your weird arguments. often I just think of you as /my people/ and would defend you until my death, even though I don't want to bump uglies.
is that OK? can we still cuddle?
your only value is in relieving me. now get on your fucking knees. put moisturizer on your lips this time I don't care for you to be dry. and don't make any noise or I'll beat you senseless, I need to focus on my work.
Even in death, you will still be a little subby whore.
More seriously, just find someone who will talk/treat you like that without actually being an abusive, stupid, knuckle-dragging retard. It's called fetlife.com. Then you can do your thing and not have to worry about it.
I'm straight but I have a fantasy where I push around a gay boy like you and force him to suck me off while doing nothing in return for him other than shoving him around and groping him and MAYBE patting and stroking his head if he does a good job. I don't know if I'd actually be able to go through with it though since I really am straight. Is that also the kind of thing you find sexy?
I often like to infiltrate groups of people who have different world views. Especially ones vastly dirfferent than mine. I'm a curious person.
If every person on earth could experience ego death simultaneously we would be able to strip away our skewed preconceptions of the world and uncover a universal love for one another. If you can truly appreciate the miracle of consciousness and life concepts like hate and envy don't even make sense.
We're all in this together.
>straight men on /lgbt/
This is one of those absolutely bizarre things that I cannot even try to understand.
Then again there are gays joining ISIS so complete insanity isn't reserved for straight people.
>This is one of those absolutely bizarre things that I cannot even try to understand.
it's really not that mysterious...gay people are like 2% of the population. wherever you go, there will be lots of straight people.
>Yeah but bisexuals are far more common
than straight people?
>it still makes no sense for /lgbt/ to be full of straights.
you are one board on an entire website that revolves around heterosexual media, on an ocean of websites that cater to straight people...it's actually unusual that this board exists at all.
Than gay people we're talking about 20%+ of the population if recent polls are to be believed.
And it's still weird, people don't go to see a football match unless they have interest on it, people don't go to a concert unless they have some interest on it. If they are coming here they have some interest on the lgbt group which means they are either chaser, bi/gay in denial or trans.
>gay people are like 2% of the population. wherever you go, there will be lots of straight people.
This is /lgbt/, the epicenter of disgusting degeneracy, mental illnesses and the entire board reeks of aids, shit and dried cum.
So the very presence of straight people in this condemned hellhole of filth is incomprehensible to me.
Even Jesus himself would pass when given the opportunity to visit this place.
>Than gay people we're talking about 20%+ of the population if recent polls are to be believed.
One out of every five people are gay? Maybe even one in four?
That's fucking bullshit and you know it.
Bisexual, which goes from 1 to 5 on the kinsey scale.
Self reported over 20% people said they were not completely straight in polls on the UK, and on a liberal university on the US.
Want to know what else is bullshit? "Straight identifying" guys saying they get attracted to a dude one or twice.
It's the same study used to measure straight/gay populations m8, can't say one is flawed without automatically applying it to the other.
>And why would closeted bisexuals call themselves bisexuals? They're closeted.
That's the point they are closeted until it's very socially acceptable for them to come out, that's because until that point if given a choice it was much easier to just date girls, and pretend they were straight.
>can't say one is flawed
You don't think it's obvious that if you only poll the UK and liberal US universities, the poll reflects the UK and liberal US universities and nothing more?
And unless those two groups have a HUGE biological difference we have to consider WHY the results are so different. Which may include the methodology and fake reporting since all studies on this field are self reported.
Self reporting of homo/bisexuality at liberal universities vs self reporting at, say, hunting lodges or football locker rooms reflects a BIOLOGICAL difference? Why do I feel like I'm talking to an imbecile of some kind?
Because you're clearly misinterpreting what I say to ignore my points.
Either those two groups of people have biological differences which would explain why the results are different OR the second group is more prone to lying about it because it's less socially acceptable.
>If it quacks like a duck...
It's probably a digital reproduction of an audio file since ducks don't quack that often, nor are they so common. Now stop being a faggot.
We dont like them either. Every straight guy alive is either a boob man or an ass man.
You ever hear of a vagina man? Thats because it doesnt exist.
They feel really good though. Really sturdy too. You can pound a vagina so hard it would probably kill a homo if you tried the same thing on his ass.
The vagina deserves a bit more credit though, I've heard that scent can be very arousing if you're horny, which is why we have panty thieves/sniffers, they want those pheromones.
you just sound like a queer.
there are plenty of men out there who like pussy. if you're not one of them, well, I've got some bad news anon...or some good news, depending on whether or not you're ready to come out of the closet. you sound pretty deep in there.
Just like literally every other part of the body, some people have nice-looking parts and some people have not-so-nice-looking parts. There are nice vaginas and gross vaginas.
Categorically claiming that all vaginas are gross means you're a homosexual. That's the definition of being a homosexual.
>You can pound a vagina so hard it would probably kill a homo if you tried the same thing on his ass.
You really believe this bs son?
Pussy feels nice but it looks ugly and smells worse than it looks. Nothing beats getting your dick wet, though; and it's nice the way a cunt grips your whole cock.
loose sloppy cunts gtfo tho
Yeah right, and what this pathetic slave to axe wounds is doing on a faggot board?
>you will never see all straight people banned from /lgbt/
>fat bobbly and soft
>muscles clearly visible capable of rising a 180 lbs guy with a hip thrust
I was in fucking heaven when I saw a fit guy's butt for the first time.
Are you seriously going to be this autistical?
>there's one (1) thread on this board that I don't like
>I know! instead of hiding it or just not clicking on it and moving the fuck on with my life, I'll reply to it with some juvenile nazi-level bullshit and then spend the next several hours replying to the people who mock me
n i c e p l a n
Probably, since I have no idea wtf you mean.
Ok, yeah fuck them, I agree. It's not even unrelated for this board; a lot of gay guys dream of "converting" straight guys so being on this board and being straight is still on-topic.
Please lesbians, you get attention from fags and a good fap from the lesbos; it's winwin.
>Jesus would pass up LGBT
You have actually read the bible right? This is the same guy who went around touching people with highly contagious skin diseases that make your limbs rot, just to heal them. Also, topkek that you think being gay is a sin. Try reading all of Leviticus, and then telling me you're not cherrypicking.
>being straight is still on-topic.
Explain this to me please.
I mean I already had enough shit trying to kick this german radfem off the board for being off topic.
If we're gonna follow that route then everything is related to lgbt stuff in a way and this board is already shit.
I have 1500 years and thousands of biblical scholars to back me up.
You have a bunch of apologists and twisted bible quotes pulled out of context to back you up.
Why do you feel the need to come here and shove your silly bible down everyone's throats? You don't see gay people necking in the middle of mass every Sunday. Funny that you post as a religious character ruled by his sexual repression and insecurities. You should learn to mind your own business.
To be completely honest, I do not find vaginas appealing at all. I've refused to do anything to a vagina besides utilizing my fingers and using it as a cozy, all encompassing sexual tool for my penis.
While I'm on the subject, I find the pelvic area of both genders less then pleasurable to observe. I find upper bodies to be far more attractive and arousing. I can appreciate a great pair of breasts, a well-toned chest, but have no interest in the actual reproductive organs themselves.
this. There's nothing more attractive than a mans backside IMO. The ass is just part of it, I can(and def have) beat my dick to pictures of nice muscled shoulders/back.
pic related, wew lad.
>pretend to flirt with them
Flirt, or flirt not. There is no "pretend."
>shove your silly bible down everyone's throats?
I actually don't.
I find it annoying when people vomit their message of acceptance of gay people all over this board when they cite from the same book that demands their heads.
>You don't see gay people necking in the middle of mass every Sunday.
Which is why I'm doing this.
I'm simply opposing the "our religion is one of peace and acceptance" with evidence that it clearly isn't.
I'm just here to show the truth and to tell you people not to fall for these lies.
I just want you people to know that christianity at its core will never accept you and that these people are just trying to look 'modern and progressive'.
>Funny that you post as a religious character ruled by his sexual repression and insecurities.
That's kinda the point.
Interesting use of your time anon.
I'd be more concerned about the decline and future of Christianity rather than making sure who's not invited if I were you. I also think if you believe the bible is the word of God you're heavily deluded bordering on retarded though.
>I find it annoying when people vomit their message of acceptance of gay people all over this board when they cite from the same book that demands their heads.
Homosexuality isn't the only sin listed in Leviticus. Most Christians say that Leviticus is not applicable to normal followers of the Christian religion. If it was, almost everyone would be going to hell.
Good luck enforcing that.