Guys, if I watch one more minute of this GOP debate I'm gonna go insane.
They're so... Terrible.
Also my cat it going crazy. He keeps looking under things, trying to open cabinets, meowing without opening his mouth (humming) and keeps twitching.
Looks like he did some bad drugs
Why is it so hard to find a cute subby internet bf that watches anime on 4chan? I just want to talk to him while we watch anime on private stream.
>saw him on /fit/ once,
He posts all the time.
His face is kinda meh desu.
>tfw 6'2'' 225lbs
>tfw too fat to get a bf
>tfw have to put off getting a qt bf because no one wants to date a chub :/
you're australian right you know all about shitposting
my friend sent this to me on skype what does any of this fucking mean
This time two years ago I was 55lbs light, mate.
N'aw, there's all sorts of distinct north/sourth american ethnicities
I guess that's vaguely similar to something resembling admirability
I swear, if people didn't creep on me, I'd never had even had a slutty phase
I can't approach people for shit
Every lay I ever had back then was dudes preying on me
I think top and bottom really refers to mentality and sexual standings rather than openess to buttstuff.
>Jockstrap comes in the mail
>Take it to my boyfriend's house to show him
>Wearing just that and socks
>See his roommates tacky sneakers and baseball cap
>But them on and pretend I'm a masc4masc dudebro as a joke
>Tells me he likes that look.
Welp this is my life now. Where do I buy a padlock necklace and bear paw tattoo?
LE LOOK AT ME MOM I'M LE TROLLING LE SHITLORD FAGGOT TUMBLR SJW KIKES ON LE INTERNET!!!!111!!! XXXXDDDDDD!!! I'M LE EBIN TROLLMASTER EDGY REACTIONARY ALPHA MALE WHITE MASTER RACE XXDDD I'M SAVING LE WHITE RACE FROM LE EURABIA AND LE FUCKING DUMBASS NIGGERS AND DEGENERATE FAGGOTS PUTTING AIDS IN LE FLUORIDE WATER FUNDED BY LE JEWS AND LE CULTURAL MARXIST KIKE BITCH FEMINAZI DYKES DESTROYING MUH PROUD NORDIC HERITAGE AND MUH FOUNDATIONS OF CIVILIZATION XXDDDD
Durries are cigarettes, Splendour is a music festival, a sook is a less offensive way of calling someone a pussy, "pull a cone" basically means to use a bong.
Hmmm, I sometimes surprise myself with moments of confidence.
Losing my virginity wasn't that hard, but I probably wouldn't do hook ups now or anything.
I think my problems come from both anxiety and being socially lazy/avoidant, thanks to surrounding myself with shitty people for most of my teen years.
>you look like this other german guy i know he used to look kind of like shrek but he lost weight and he looks decent now so
post pic, curious to what he looks like
Also you do realize that I never posted my actual pic here? Just the modifications.
I am on a cut right now though.
I met my fiancé through an uncharacteristic moment of confidence. I gave him my number after flirting with him all night at a game shop after a failed attempt at getting meantime sex with an ex.
I went to bed crying that night feeling like a gross failure and like I probably skeezed him out by giving him my number
I just chocked laughing while sipping wine
There are gay guys posting, desu, but straight camwhores tend to be qter.
>I went to bed crying that night feeling like a gross failure
He brought out the real you!
You guys thrust, pace yourself with a rhythm, and jerk off your partner all at once!
But bottoming?? You just sit there and take it.
So why top? Why do if it takes so much work? Because you're a man.
>In the end the republican nomination is chosen by a group of guys in a back room.
This is how it's officially done in Germany and I am not even kidding.
The party base has no say in it.
I used to be a lot lot worse.
I like to think I've cleaned up.
Our first date was petty cute, too.
It eventually went towards all the slutiness I eventually had come to expect of all my dates.
But hen somewhere in the back of my head, even after a whole bottle of wine, we were in bed and he was ready to stick it in me and I told him I didn't want to.
And we just kissed and cuddled and chatted the night away.
Eventually our first time together was in the back of his truck.
It was pretty awful.
>But bottoming?? You just sit there and take it.
Sounds like someone's a shitty bottom
>Full homo? Nobody springs to mind
>doesn't know dreamer
i guess but like even on days when i have eaten too much crappy food bc munchies getting over 3000 calories just seems unthinkable to me
like you must be eating a tub of ice-cream everyday
drinking occasionally probably adds to calories but i dont drink everyday
i only eat one properly prepared meal a day which is maybe 600-700 calories max and like..a few slices of cheese or a boiled egg if im hungry before the evening
What do you put in the 'about me' section of Grindr, gaygen?
"I am a downbeat, boring, mentally unstable, unattractive person. I hate everyone in the gay community equally, and hope you die regardless of whether you are masculine or feminine, a twink or a bear, discreet or flashy."
I get a lot of messages every day tbqh.
Circe is getting fucked for a living, she knows her shit when it comes to bottoming.
>Our first date was petty cute
Did he take you to the zoo?
I want to go on a date to the zoo with a qt.
He took me to a coffee shop and an arcade and then we watched sci-fi at his place while drinking and.. ha ha actually
There was this moment where I was all like
"Usually at this point, I'd.. you know, make sure of the wine."
and he was all "But we're pretty drunk, aren't we?"
and I was all "I mean.. you know.. use it as.. an excuse."
And my heart was a flippity and I looked up at his face and I still have this memory like video in my head, he said
"You don't need an excuse."
and we kissed super hard.
Aahh~ My hearts beating fast just recounting it.
Ah, whatever man
I just wanted to talk about sexy things to do as a bottom but you gotta make it all weird
>supposed to be cutting
>Ate 1k more calories than I should and didn't even lift
I feel like my muscles are getting bigger somehow also.
red, maybe orange... but on the rare case I bottom, I'm always irritated that ppl don't know how to do anything right so if I have to tell you how to do something every step of the way I might as well be the top. Also, I always like to be in control, so I guess I'm red.
I know it's a meme. I uploaded a profile pic in profile today, and I have a pretty big nose, not a Jew 6 nose but a Germanic upside down 7 nose. Anyway, a bunch of hungry bottoms including a middle eastern muscle daddy starts msg me about how great my nose is and that I must have other big things as well.
And I know where they're going with it bc I get it from dumb women as well. So I say, yeah I got big nostrils. And they keep being coy about me sending them sick pics but it's not happening bc I got a small dick. So I push it until they outright ask for it and I tell them my size instead and they stop replying.
>like to be in control
>not being a power bottom
>dem dubs and trips check'd
b-b-but I like putting my peen in things. It's like when I see a hole, I feel this deep seated need to plug it with muh dik... cute little buttholes, watering mouths, holes in the wall, electrical outlets, etc.
>still look worse than fatty mcfats on plg
follow your dreams, anon
Anyone knows what's the trip of that really qt asian tranny from mtfgen?
I think she's a rl model or something.
it has to be much much much more than occasional tho for you to be overweight
but even just dropping the sugary drinks u will lose tons of weight trust me
i am also a big fan of peanut butter tbf
but i like eating it in lettuce sandwiches like with no bread or just one or two teaspoons by itself
If you read my other post it tells you it was over the course of 2 years. I know how to lose weight, its just that when you're depressed you don't really give two shits.
I've dropped 70lbs before. I intend to that again. I'm on an upswing and aim to maintain it for a long while.
thought you were the same dude that wanted to be the straight girl
I was chuckling when I wrote the post but, tbf, when I reading their shit, so many were saying their dicklets tasted like vag that I have to admit they had me thinking that penis could suddenly start tasting like pussy.
Yeah. lol, Just not my cup of tea. Probably why I fell in with /fraud/. Even before I started roiding, they were a surprisingly nice and supportive group. Which was refreshing after dealing with normal 4chan bitchiness.
/fraud/ has its own issues, mainly that their solution to every problem is a new or more compound lol, where plg tends to nit pick and argue over every minute detail to the point of futility
kk sorry gl bro
i believe in u <33333
mate occasionally eating a packet of cookies or getting a mcdonalds isnt going to make you fat just unhealthy
being overweight is a result of routinely + impulsively overeating
i find it really filling
its a top tier snack if you use it moderately lots of energy
It's not that bad. lol Outside a couple of the "yolo" types like Chem, most people try to convince people to err on the side of moderation. They actually turn allot of people away from roids, if they aren't ready.
I want to try drag. I feel like it would be fun
they're both very different generals desu, plg is lifting for the sake of lifting, where fraud is (I hesitate to say) a little shallower where the end goal is the body, and what that can get you (usually girls).
I thought it was seriously funny though when fraud and plg were going back and forth for a few weeks, since each thread cares about vastly different things.
>d...did you hear that girls? I told this straight guy on a gay board to go away like ewwwwwww XDD
The crowd is his element, as the air is that of birds and water of fishes. His passion and his profession are to become one flesh with the crowd. For the perfect flâneur, for the passionate spectator, it is an immense joy to set up house in the heart of the multitude, amid the ebb and flow of movement, in the midst of the fugitive and the infinite. To be away from home and yet to feel oneself everywhere at home; to see the world, to be at the centre of the world, and yet to remain hidden from the world—impartial natures which the tongue can but clumsily define.
Grindr people are fucking stupid
Whenevr I see those little ads on grindr, I always think about how it is some disillusioned graphic designers job to sit around and make them. He's probably not even gay and all his commissions are just these stupid ads that everyone hates.
Part of the job description is that he can't make them too good because they have to be annoying enough for people to get so annoyed by them that at least someone will cash out to not have to see them anymore.
Chasers settle with twinks, when trannies are too autistic.
Twinks go for twinks, mascs go for mascs.
That's the general rule.
So, by statistics, you're gonna end up with a chaser or someone that can't date within their pool, probably because too ugly/fat/autistic.
Now that sounds like something the brits would get up to. Some governmental council controlling what gays can or cant fuck because they haven't got the correct stamps on their dicks.
>nd they always want to be the less manly one
if u say so
lol, no. I did get into coin collecting for a while when I was a kid (can't be bothered to google the fancy name for it, numer-something or other). Still to this day always look to see if wheat pennies and if dimes are silver on the side.
>Supposedly, Diesel is gonna put adds on Grindr
whose to say the first issue of dick stamps won't be stamps with dicks on them. you could have different series... "famous cocks of the world", "important black cocks throughout history" ,etc.
ur weird tho
pretty much every other twink i just default to being the top but like i never ask them either i guess
>tfw clearing fb of old pictures from 2009/2010
does anyone else remember wearing ironically ugly christmas jumpers and v-necks and chinos
like that was what everyone wore back then its embarrassing how shitty it looks now
>The word sir doesn't always need to have sexual connotations
Remember who you're talking to.
>used to be twink top
>realised that most people dont want to get topped by twinks, so transitioned into masc to get more play
>am now a masc bottom
I'm finally paid off my past due amount on my student loans. I have a lot more to go but I can breathe for a bit.
How you holding up bbs?
Not all of us are European, Muhammed-Jamal. I went to a crappy state school and I still have 20k to go
Very well because I didn't go to university until I knew I could afford it.
>tfw looking through animal crossing archives when I used to be a regular there
>Looking at all the random things I was accused for like randomly going into towns and destroying everything and the drama I caused even though I legit only stole things for fun just to see if I could get away with it
>Going back drunkenly reading all the shittalk against me about why would they trust a shitposter
>saw when they posted some dudes dating profile and it had shit like saying "my princess is another castle"
I miss old school animal crossing general.
Maybe America should intervene to limit student fees like they do in the UK
but i guess your "freedom" is too important to you
It's called college.
University is for WASP-y nerds who wanna work for businesses
College is where you go to get credentials so you can become assistant manager at the record store you already work all the while going to awesome parties where you get to do special K with drag queens
I wish I had a bf tbqh...
One to snuggle up with and he.can play with me and im playfully dickish with him. Grab his little buttocks when he turns around and he makes a loud yell than heh turns around and sees me do a little puppy dog face so he forgives me instantly.
Even though im top id let you cum on my face and stare in your eyes.
I feel like being fem4masc everyone's judging you and i'm worried people will think i'm a little bitch for wanting a masc bf, or all the hot guys are into other mascs and just think i'm disgusting ;~;
Where can I meet a fem guy who's just comfortably fem and kinda calm and chill and sweet.
>tfw no qt submissive fem bf who tames the savage aggressive beast inside of me with sweet sweet loving and teaches me moderation through my desire to protect him and earn his admiration
I need to stop watching romantic period pieces
Well are a little bitch for wanting a masc bf but that's the way its supposed to be. :^] but seriously there's too much of it has to be one thing or another. Humans are attracted to whatever fits their attraction for whatever reason. People are just autistic on here.
idk I wish they would stop giving women attention though.
I hate hyper boyfriends and gifrirnds because im the loud one.
Not disgusting at all, at.
I don't really go for masc guys because I want to feel like the manly one, and it's too samey. I can't find a fem guy I 've with, but that's what I'm attracted to. But like...naturally feminine, not put on or trying to emulate the 'diva' mindset.
Nah, no trainwrecks please. Just cool with who they are, wanting something more in life, empathetic to people, and all gentle looking. Some bursts of assertiveness or hyperness are cool, but overall balanced if possible.
If I'm the one who has to be the grown-up all the time it's a real bonerkiller
Personally I go for fem looking guys, but masculine personalitys. Seems to be impossible to find tho idk. super femmy acting guys are a complete turn off for me. i want a guy not a faggot pretending he has tits essentially.
>tfw you wake up next to your bf
>tfw it's not a dream
Nah it's the natural order of things.
I can be pretty quiet, especially around people I don't know, so it's good if someone else can do the talking when I don't want to.
Well yeah but that's everyone who fits in that category.
Oh yeah they're definitely sarcastic and bitchy too. My point is I never meet fem guys who are depressed and downtrodden. Apart from on 4chan of course.
oh, t-thank you, anon ^_^
Yeah, i feel that, acting too much like a woman is weird.
But I mean a guy who has that serene, self assured feminity that some mature women have, with some make sensibilities.
I've found my personality balanced out by a lot of mature women I've been friends with who aren't hyper emotional or nutso. If I could find that in a guy who's naturally fem, i think thatd be the right balance.
>tfw failed chad
Anyways I know im not liked here but I like you guys a hell of a lot more than tranny central and lesbian general.
One thing that I have to bring to you guys attention is the digit count. If you look to your right you will notice that its near 5555555.
I don't think anyone else has noticed it but I want gaygen to get this get to shut down the tranny menace that plagues.
I actually really like you guys compared to trannies who are just failed males. You guys are adorable.
According to my autism the get should be around maybe 7pm eastern?
This guy says you look very studly and cute at the bar.
What do you do?
You said you were 6'3.
Either way, The Kleppe is much taller in spirit!
>I don't live in Michigan...
>Hitlers face when
>Doesn't matter tbf
>not like it'd ever happen
tell me their names, bro
It's only cuddling.
Cram it, fudgepacker. I am swiftly unraveling your web of lies.
>Hitlers face when
I don't live there lol
and I never have
and basically just apply my go-to type to the posters here
if they match, then I'd probs cuddle
>doesnt mean it wouldnt be awkward like it is now
>tfw my twink days will never ever come back
fuck this, senpaitachiti
this is how I look like now btw
You cannot fool me, I see you for what you are.
An arachnid sorcerer, spinning your thick silk of deceit all over gg.
Can someone post that new years pic where every trip's face was shown?
I don't know what you're talking about, but okay.
Jesus Christ I hate you.
Not even what you said but id smash a metal pipe on your fucking skull than while your brain is lying on the concrte id masturbte on your brain lying on the ground and whilr its collected the lying glass ob the concrete its stilll grasping for blood so I cut myself just enough so the blood can you alive so your nerves are running just enough to feel the pain I'm about to inflict on you.
Id continue more but I just came thinking about your death.
Oh well, he's been really cold to me lately, so I don't feel much sympathy.