Gay General - Masturbation Is A Sin Edition

What's your favorite gaygen meme?

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>>5550754
I am ze Übermensch.

>>5550763
>this is the average poltard

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>>5550769

Biscum here

Why are asians and indians objectively better looking than their female counterparts?

White men look like shit and niggers smell on both ends of the totem pole.

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>>5550740
Pick your color fagbois.

>tfw green pig boi

>>5550778
look mom i posted it again

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>>5550751
I think he looks pretty good.

>>5550747
saw him on /fit/ once,
also you don't stay pale for long in Australia I imagine
Scooby said he always used sunscreen and now look at him

>>5550753
>I'm not even black!
some kinf of weird curry/latino mix then?

>>5550763
kek

>>5550775
pmsl
i cant tell if dyl had steeze or just very advanced autism even now

can an australian explain to me what the hell a pinger is

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>>5550779

%100 blue

>>5550788

I'm like 15/16th Wayuu with a splash of European Spaniard taint.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wayuu_people

>>5550779
Yellow desu

>>5550779
green tbqh
i don't have the chops to back up the vers part, but the spirit is willing

Guys, if I watch one more minute of this GOP debate I'm gonna go insane.
They're so... Terrible.

Also my cat it going crazy. He keeps looking under things, trying to open cabinets, meowing without opening his mouth (humming) and keeps twitching.
Looks like he did some bad drugs

>>5550779
Green.

>>5550819

I'm not even bothering.
Honestly, why are you putting yourself through that

>>5550779
Red obviously.

>>5550804
>I'm like 15/16th Wayuu with a splash of European Spaniard taint.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wayuu_people
Interesting. I thought they all race-mixed into some kind of brown hispanic race by now.

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>>5550747
No, I wish.

>>5550753
I don't know about shy.
Anxiety is more of a problem, plus I have a huge weakness for those type of men.

>>5550801
Ecstasy.

>>5550779
Orange.

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Why is it so hard to find a cute subby internet bf that watches anime on 4chan? I just want to talk to him while we watch anime on private stream.

>>5550823
Just because I hate them and I'm aware that they're wrong doesn't mean I shouldn't analyze them and see it from their pea brain point of view

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>>5550788
>saw him on /fit/ once,

He posts all the time.
His face is kinda meh desu.

>>5550779
in a perfect world red but my dick is small, so yellow

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>tfw 6'2'' 225lbs
>tfw too fat to get a bf
>tfw have to put off getting a qt bf because no one wants to date a chub :/

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>>5550827
you're australian right you know all about shitposting

my friend sent this to me on skype what does any of this fucking mean

>>5550779
Red.

>>5550819
The GOP debates are always great. Everyone tries to out republican each other. Pretty great.


>>5550784
Bait gets better with age.

>>5550819
I watched all the debates, except this one and I am way oversaturated with american politics.

All I want to know is if Trump is going to win or not.

>>5550834
mirin hard, narrow waist in relation to wide shoulders is goat

>>5550839
You are one inch smaller than me, but 55 lbs heavier than me, mate.

>>5550839
plenty of ppl want fat bfs brah

>>5550779
Anyone that picks Red should die desu.

If you're not willing to get your bussy finger-blasted while i suck your cock, you're degenerate.

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>>5550858
This time two years ago I was 55lbs light, mate.

>>5550824

N'aw, there's all sorts of distinct north/sourth american ethnicities

>>5550833

I guess that's vaguely similar to something resembling admirability

>>5550827

>anxiety

I swear, if people didn't creep on me, I'd never had even had a slutty phase
I can't approach people for shit
Every lay I ever had back then was dudes preying on me

>>5550862

I think top and bottom really refers to mentality and sexual standings rather than openess to buttstuff.

>>5550866
lighter*

>>5550862
If it's just a finger, I can tolerate that ... I think.

>Jockstrap comes in the mail
>Take it to my boyfriend's house to show him
>Wearing just that and socks
>See his roommates tacky sneakers and baseball cap
>But them on and pretend I'm a masc4masc dudebro as a joke
>Tells me he likes that look.

Welp this is my life now. Where do I buy a padlock necklace and bear paw tattoo?

LE LOOK AT ME MOM I'M LE TROLLING LE SHITLORD FAGGOT TUMBLR SJW KIKES ON LE INTERNET!!!!111!!! XXXXDDDDDD!!! I'M LE EBIN TROLLMASTER EDGY REACTIONARY ALPHA MALE WHITE MASTER RACE XXDDD I'M SAVING LE WHITE RACE FROM LE EURABIA AND LE FUCKING DUMBASS NIGGERS AND DEGENERATE FAGGOTS PUTTING AIDS IN LE FLUORIDE WATER FUNDED BY LE JEWS AND LE CULTURAL MARXIST KIKE BITCH FEMINAZI DYKES DESTROYING MUH PROUD NORDIC HERITAGE AND MUH FOUNDATIONS OF CIVILIZATION XXDDDD

holy fuck going through grindr is my favorite hobby

it's so fucking ridiculous

>>5550834
his body is top tier tho
>>5550843
gurning is when you grind ur teeth on drugs
cant help with anything else
>>5550839
how do people even get overweight i dont get it
barely eat over 1000 calories a day
>>5550851
are you british

>>5550834
Something about his traps wards me out.

>>5550837
Are you the "small" guy who keeps complaining about being 6"?

>>5550839
Mirin bulk.

>>5550889
Depression makes you not give a fuck.
It sucks.

>>5550839

I lost my virginity to someone a bit ways taller than you but probably proportionally the same body type and I loved it

Mountain bear guys A+++

>>5550891
>Are you the "small" guy who keeps complaining about being 6"?
no i'm 5'6 and my dick is 5.5"

>>5550889
>are you british
German actually.

Not a lot of people like Trump here.

>barely eat over 1000 calories a day
I don't believe that, but I bet you are pretty spooky.

>>5550887
are you ok? do you need me to call somebody?

>>5550902
you look like this other german guy i know he used to look kind of like shrek but he lost weight and he looks decent now so

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>>5550891
>Something about his traps wards me out.

Yeah, they look cartoon-ish in that pic.

>>5550889
>his body is top tier tho
tru.
too bad he's heteroscum.

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>>5550843
Durries are cigarettes, Splendour is a music festival, a sook is a less offensive way of calling someone a pussy, "pull a cone" basically means to use a bong.

>>5550873
Hmmm, I sometimes surprise myself with moments of confidence.
Losing my virginity wasn't that hard, but I probably wouldn't do hook ups now or anything.
I think my problems come from both anxiety and being socially lazy/avoidant, thanks to surrounding myself with shitty people for most of my teen years.

>>5550899
Pls go you know who you are.

Why are you all such bottoms?

>>5550907
>you look like this other german guy i know he used to look kind of like shrek but he lost weight and he looks decent now so
post pic, curious to what he looks like

Also you do realize that I never posted my actual pic here? Just the modifications.

I am on a cut right now though.

>>5550912
Is there anyone from /fit/ who's actually gay? I know they joke around about n-no homo but it's mostly full of breeders.

>tfw 5'9''

>>5550917
WHY ARE THERE ONLY BOTTOMS ON GAY APPS

WHY ARE THERE ONLY BOTTOMS IN THE GAY COMMUNITY

>>5550851
>All I want to know is if Trump is going to win or not.
It's impossible.

>>5550929
everyone in the world is a bottom

porn lied to you, everyone in real life has gay sex by putting their butts together

>>5550914

I met my fiancé through an uncharacteristic moment of confidence. I gave him my number after flirting with him all night at a game shop after a failed attempt at getting meantime sex with an ex.
I went to bed crying that night feeling like a gross failure and like I probably skeezed him out by giving him my number

>>5550936

I just chocked laughing while sipping wine

>>5550929
The day I found out I could cum hands free was the day I discovered I loved bottoming.
God its so hot.

>>5550945
>I gave him my number after flirting with him all night at a game shop after a failed attempt at getting meantime sex with an ex.
You are such a trainwreck, you know that?

I hate my friends.

>>5550955
Can I be your friend?
:3

>>5550960
no

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>>5550920
There are gay guys posting, desu, but straight camwhores tend to be qter.

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>>5550945
>I went to bed crying that night feeling like a gross failure
He brought out the real you!

>>5550929
You guys thrust, pace yourself with a rhythm, and jerk off your partner all at once!
But bottoming?? You just sit there and take it.
So why top? Why do if it takes so much work? Because you're a man.

>>5550920
Full homo? Nobody springs to mind. Unless you count that trap guy.

>>5550929
>Desire to get gay app intensifies

>>5550933
Basically this. In the end the republican nomination is chosen by a group of guys in a back room. They almost invariably choose a safe vanilla candidate.

>>5550981
>In the end the republican nomination is chosen by a group of guys in a back room.
This is how it's officially done in Germany and I am not even kidding.
The party base has no say in it.

>>5550962
Why though?

>>5550953

I used to be a lot lot worse.
I like to think I've cleaned up.

>>5550966

Our first date was petty cute, too.
It eventually went towards all the slutiness I eventually had come to expect of all my dates.
But hen somewhere in the back of my head, even after a whole bottle of wine, we were in bed and he was ready to stick it in me and I told him I didn't want to.
And we just kissed and cuddled and chatted the night away.
Eventually our first time together was in the back of his truck.
It was pretty awful.

>>5550974

>But bottoming?? You just sit there and take it.

Sounds like someone's a shitty bottom

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>>5550981
>Full homo? Nobody springs to mind
>doesn't know dreamer

>>5550893
i guess but like even on days when i have eaten too much crappy food bc munchies getting over 3000 calories just seems unthinkable to me
like you must be eating a tub of ice-cream everyday
>>5550902
drinking occasionally probably adds to calories but i dont drink everyday
i only eat one properly prepared meal a day which is maybe 600-700 calories max and like..a few slices of cheese or a boiled egg if im hungry before the evening

What do you put in the 'about me' section of Grindr, gaygen?

Me:

"I am a downbeat, boring, mentally unstable, unattractive person. I hate everyone in the gay community equally, and hope you die regardless of whether you are masculine or feminine, a twink or a bear, discreet or flashy."

I get a lot of messages every day tbqh.

>>5550999
>Sounds like someone's a shitty bottom
Seems like you're projecting your insecurity

>>5551005
>like you must be eating a tub of ice-cream everyday
I don't, but thanks.

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god
damn
this .webm gets me in heat

>>5551004
Fuck, I don't know how I forgot that guy. lol
Does he post anymore? Haven't seen him in a while.

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>>5551013
Circe is getting fucked for a living, she knows her shit when it comes to bottoming.

>>5551014
how then

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>>5551023
that is one sexy guuuurl

>>5551013

I'm just saying there's lots to do as a bottom, you don't have to just be an inanimate cocksleeve
and besides it's not even practical in all positions

>>5551019

holy shit
unfh <3

>>5551023

aw, c'mon, don't call me she when i'm posting here
Also i'm an assets artist and animator, not a whore

Fuck the stupid big dick face meme.

>>5551023
Defending him won't make him less insecure

>>5551019
you can barely even see the dogs

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>>5550999
>Our first date was petty cute
Did he take you to the zoo?
I want to go on a date to the zoo with a qt.

>>5551019
permabulk

>>5551031
>an inanimate cocksleeve
I didn't say that. You're still projecting your insecurities.

>>5551032
Wot?

>>5551038

He took me to a coffee shop and an arcade and then we watched sci-fi at his place while drinking and.. ha ha actually
There was this moment where I was all like
"Usually at this point, I'd.. you know, make sure of the wine."
and he was all "But we're pretty drunk, aren't we?"
and I was all "I mean.. you know.. use it as.. an excuse."
And my heart was a flippity and I looked up at his face and I still have this memory like video in my head, he said
"You don't need an excuse."
and we kissed super hard.
Aahh~ My hearts beating fast just recounting it.

>>5551041

Ah, whatever man
I just wanted to talk about sexy things to do as a bottom but you gotta make it all weird

>>5551057
>He took me to a coffee shop and an arcade and then we watched sci-fi at his place
lame

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>>5551032
>thinks it's a meme

>>5551062

whatever man, the arcade was a blast.
We spent hours trying to one-up one another.

>>5550570
>She's filipino and german. That's why she has that small penis and emotional issues. Im praying for her.
filipino? I thought booger was polish and italian mixed.

>>5551071
NNEEEERRRDDD!

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>supposed to be cutting
>Ate 1k more calories than I should and didn't even lift


I feel like my muscles are getting bigger somehow also.

>>5551057
>I just wanted to talk about sexy things to do as a bottom but you gotta make it all weird
You're the one being all weird and insecure.

>>5551087
Glycogen depletion.

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>>5551087
It's called delusion.

>>5551090
>>5551078

o kbby i'm startign to feel sic kso it's bed bay
ilu bully-kun i hope oyu get your qtsa

>>5550779
red, maybe orange... but on the rare case I bottom, I'm always irritated that ppl don't know how to do anything right so if I have to tell you how to do something every step of the way I might as well be the top. Also, I always like to be in control, so I guess I'm red.

Which trip makes you laugh the most XDDD

Id say hitler he makes me laugh XD

>>5551066
I know it's a meme. I uploaded a profile pic in profile today, and I have a pretty big nose, not a Jew 6 nose but a Germanic upside down 7 nose. Anyway, a bunch of hungry bottoms including a middle eastern muscle daddy starts msg me about how great my nose is and that I must have other big things as well.

And I know where they're going with it bc I get it from dumb women as well. So I say, yeah I got big nostrils. And they keep being coy about me sending them sick pics but it's not happening bc I got a small dick. So I push it until they outright ask for it and I tell them my size instead and they stop replying.

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>>5551106
>like to be in control
>not being a power bottom

i am about to jack off

i hope i dont end up cumming to femdom porn like yesterday

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>>5551057
What a dumb story. I really want to go on a cute zoo date to see the otters, monkeys, lions, bears and seals.

>>5551105
That wasn't me, you cunt.

>>5551125
Forced bi femdom @ bing.com

>>5551022
>Does he post anymore? Haven't seen him in a while.
idk, you could check in the powerlifting thread

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>>5551128
Bully-kun, did you used to post webms here?
Can't decide if one i've saved is you.

>>5551121
Well, at least you're probably qt if they're sending you msgs about your face.
Those cheesy ass lines to get dick pics on grindr are annoying as shit though.

>>5551022
He posts on plg.

https://www.instagram.com/steve_raider/
>tfw it looks like he has a small dick and comes off as a bitchy femboi inside a muscular body
Well I can still jerk off to his pics

>>>/fit/35621154
>>>/fit/35620898

>tfw this is super cute but tfw no bf

>>5551143
>bitchy femboi
>tfw every gay bar i've been to when i'm in Greece is full of guys like Steve
>they all talk like they're on RuPaul's drag race and act all catty

boner kill

>>5551137
I'm not qt I just have a really masculine face.

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>>5551137
No.

>>5551143
His "art" is fucking terrible, but you just know thirsty cunts buy it anyway.

>>5550779

Red but you can lick my butthole and if you're my bf I'll bottom for your birthday if you really want it

>>5551134
>>5551137
I avoid plg pretty hard.

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>>5551122
>dem dubs and trips check'd
b-b-but I like putting my peen in things. It's like when I see a hole, I feel this deep seated need to plug it with muh dik... cute little buttholes, watering mouths, holes in the wall, electrical outlets, etc.

>>5551164
You're a true gentleman senpai

>>5551171
>I avoid plg pretty hard.
what's so bad about it?

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>>5551176

ikr

*tips butthole*

>>5551025
You can be fat and not eat a tub of ice cream every night.
Its been gradual. The occasional eating of junk foods and drinking a lot of soda doesn't help.

i wish i were a straight g i r l

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>>5551171
>be fraud
>still look worse than fatty mcfats on plg

>>5551189
holy shit, peanut butter does it for me, esp. PB&J sammiches.

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>>5551113

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>>5551190
follow your dreams, anon

>>5551184
I don't know a whole lot about it to be honest, but every time I've browsed it seemed like a bunch of catty fags wanking over their last pr, and shitting on anybody who did worse. I might be getting a false perception from their chronic shitposter. Sean I think.

>>5551194
lol

>>5551207
i dont think i can change my chromosomes

>>5551190
I wish I was a straight male.

O wait I am XD

>>5551219
lucky you

i wish you were my bf

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>>5551216
It's never too late be a little girl.

>>5551216
If your penis is feminine enough, I'm sure all the straight boys won't mind.

>>5551225
i think my 5.6 incher is pretty feminine and cute desu

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Anyone knows what's the trip of that really qt asian tranny from mtfgen?
I think she's a rl model or something.

>>5551231
but does your penis taste like pussy?
I remember some thread where a bunch of mtfs were all talking about how HRT had made their penises taste like vagina.

>>5551214
>wanking over their last pr, and shitting on anybody who did worse
hehehe, that does happen a bit, but trolls are easy enough to ignore desu

>>5551279
pls i'm a boy
i dont take and have no interest in taking hormones

thats gross

>>5551189
it has to be much much much more than occasional tho for you to be overweight
but even just dropping the sugary drinks u will lose tons of weight trust me
>>5551197
i am also a big fan of peanut butter tbf
but i like eating it in lettuce sandwiches like with no bread or just one or two teaspoons by itself

>>5551279

How utterly delusional lol

>>5551291
>sugary drinks
>not drinking the light/zero versions

literally why

>>5551299
arent those just going to have artificial sweeteners in
idk i only drink water and coffee

>>5551291
If you read my other post it tells you it was over the course of 2 years. I know how to lose weight, its just that when you're depressed you don't really give two shits.
I've dropped 70lbs before. I intend to that again. I'm on an upswing and aim to maintain it for a long while.

>>5551287
thought you were the same dude that wanted to be the straight girl

>>5551293
I was chuckling when I wrote the post but, tbf, when I reading their shit, so many were saying their dicklets tasted like vag that I have to admit they had me thinking that penis could suddenly start tasting like pussy.

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>>5551251
Lillith lovett?
She's always whoring herself on chaser general when I troll there.
She also posts on soc I guess. I went there a few nights ago to check the place out and saw her there.


>>5551221
Faggot

>>5551299
Regular water is where its at.
Those flavored water drinks taste like ass anyways.
>>5551291
Also, your grasp on the basics of weight gaining

>>5551310
>Faggot
;~

>>5551316
>Also, your grasp on the basics of weight gaining
are skewed to hell.

>>5551299
>literally why
why? because they taste like shit compared to the regular kind.

>>5551283
Yeah. lol, Just not my cup of tea. Probably why I fell in with /fraud/. Even before I started roiding, they were a surprisingly nice and supportive group. Which was refreshing after dealing with normal 4chan bitchiness.

>>5551291
meh, I just find it better to avoid PB for the most part. It's way too easy to over eat it.

https://www.literotica.com/audio/2015/sound_2015_12/tarkustrooper_daddy-needs-you-bad.mp3

>>5551306
>>5551316
>>5551322
They have artificial sweeteners and they are a good substitute if you have zero will to cut on the sugary versions.
Coffee+Tea is goat, but some people like something sweeter sometimes.

>>5551330
/fraud/ has its own issues, mainly that their solution to every problem is a new or more compound lol, where plg tends to nit pick and argue over every minute detail to the point of futility

>>5551350
Yeah. Nah, I'm good at keeping my self hydrated, thanks though.

>>5551307
kk sorry gl bro
i believe in u <33333
>>5551316
>>5551321
mate occasionally eating a packet of cookies or getting a mcdonalds isnt going to make you fat just unhealthy
being overweight is a result of routinely + impulsively overeating
>>5551337
i find it really filling
its a top tier snack if you use it moderately lots of energy

>tfw not living the dream...
>>5551369

>>5551362
It's not that bad. lol Outside a couple of the "yolo" types like Chem, most people try to convince people to err on the side of moderation. They actually turn allot of people away from roids, if they aren't ready.

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I want to try drag. I feel like it would be fun

>>5551388
Straight guy here
Kill yourself and grow up

>>5551400
they're both very different generals desu, plg is lifting for the sake of lifting, where fraud is (I hesitate to say) a little shallower where the end goal is the body, and what that can get you (usually girls).
I thought it was seriously funny though when fraud and plg were going back and forth for a few weeks, since each thread cares about vastly different things.

I could never date a guy who is not considerably more masculine than me, tbqh

>>5551414
>on /lgbt/
>lurking gaygen
>"straight guy here..."
I don't think I'm the one who should be worried about my level of maturity or self awareness, sweet little prince of irony.

>>5551474
Babe im one of the most mature people around but lgbt is one of the best places for memes.

Im kind of been drinking so ill be nice to you sweety.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPRfP_TEQ-g
ffs

>>5550779
Green

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tbqh

>>5551465
Yeah. Last I checked /plg/ was still putting "Stronger then fraud" or something like that in every OP. lol

>>5551468
I know what you mean, or the reverse at least. Masc4fem master race.

>>5551520
piss off gin blossom

>>5551468
you are why i am so insecure

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>>5551540
>d...did you hear that girls? I told this straight guy on a gay board to go away like ewwwwwww XDD

>>5551553
you sir, are a true 4chan flaneur.

>>5551562
Just call me autistic no need to get literary with this shit.

>>5551553
maki pls. you are just embarrassing yourself

>>5551574
The crowd is his element, as the air is that of birds and water of fishes. His passion and his profession are to become one flesh with the crowd. For the perfect flâneur, for the passionate spectator, it is an immense joy to set up house in the heart of the multitude, amid the ebb and flow of movement, in the midst of the fugitive and the infinite. To be away from home and yet to feel oneself everywhere at home; to see the world, to be at the centre of the world, and yet to remain hidden from the world—impartial natures which the tongue can but clumsily define.

>>5551468
How does it make you feel that only chasers will go for masc4fem?

>>5551584
I actually like this. Makes a bunch of sense.

>>5551549
Why would you be insecure? Pretty much everyone is considerably more masc then you, The world is your oyster bb.

>>5551597
>chasers
Every time someone says this the first thing to jump into my head is chubby chasers.

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>>5550740
Grindr people are fucking stupid

>>5551653
lel Please tell my your grinder name is Sexy Ruff Ruff.

>>5551657
Hell no lol

>>5551636
>chubby chasers
lol

>>5551597
lmao. what are you even talking about?
tranny chasers want mtfs not fems. the chasers are mostly closet cases themselves who are chasing because they want to be trannies. that is why the trannies can't stand them.

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>>5551653
>Fuck N Sexy

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>>5551653
Whenevr I see those little ads on grindr, I always think about how it is some disillusioned graphic designers job to sit around and make them. He's probably not even gay and all his commissions are just these stupid ads that everyone hates.
Part of the job description is that he can't make them too good because they have to be annoying enough for people to get so annoyed by them that at least someone will cash out to not have to see them anymore.

>>5551653
>tfw no bf who will appreciate my love of stamp collecting

>>5551636
bc i mostly go for twinks
nd they always want to be the less manly one

>>5551677
are you really a philatelist?

>tfw feeling soft tonight instead of my usual hate
>Nobody to be soft with and give compliments and be gentle

>>5551664
Exactly

>>5551666
Satanic trips speak true. I fucking hate whoever makes them.

>>5551677
Maybe if they're stamps of dicks

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>>5551681
dew wut nao?

>>5551693
>tfw no gf

>>5551662
Chasers settle with twinks, when trannies are too autistic.
Twinks go for twinks, mascs go for mascs.
That's the general rule.

So, by statistics, you're gonna end up with a chaser or someone that can't date within their pool, probably because too ugly/fat/autistic.

>>5551699
>dick stamps
Now that sounds like something the brits would get up to. Some governmental council controlling what gays can or cant fuck because they haven't got the correct stamps on their dicks.

>>5551666
Supposedly, Diesel is gonna put adds on Grindr.
If more companies see there's profit to be made on Grindr, the add quality might get a little higher.

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>>5551707

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>>5551700

>>5551705

Wanna be my gf for tonight?

>>5551724
but I poop from there!

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>>5551680
>nd they always want to be the less manly one
if u say so

>>5551712
I meant postage stamps with dicks on them. Don't start a totalitarian gay sex regime based on stamps

>>5551681
lol, no. I did get into coin collecting for a while when I was a kid (can't be bothered to google the fancy name for it, numer-something or other). Still to this day always look to see if wheat pennies and if dimes are silver on the side.

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>>5551729
Better than the shit that's spewing out of your mouth and besides girls don't poop.

Ill say sweet things even if I don't mean them.


>>5551733
Hitler...i really really really like that image where did you find it?

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>>5551713
>Supposedly, Diesel is gonna put adds on Grindr
Oh boy.

>>5551735
whose to say the first issue of dick stamps won't be stamps with dicks on them. you could have different series... "famous cocks of the world", "important black cocks throughout history" ,etc.

>>5551740
Hey sweetie, how many chicken tenders do you think you can eat?

>>5550779

Yellow.

I'm also agnostic and a moderate voter. Picking sides is hard.

>>5551653

>calling someone sir before they're your sir

tsk.

>>5551754
I like the sound of that.
>dicks of the Serengeti

>>5551733
ur weird tho
pretty much every other twink i just default to being the top but like i never ask them either i guess

>tfw clearing fb of old pictures from 2009/2010
does anyone else remember wearing ironically ugly christmas jumpers and v-necks and chinos
like that was what everyone wore back then its embarrassing how shitty it looks now

>>5551768
It's not always about ownership, just being polite until they piss me off.

>>5551790

You're cheapening it

tsk motherfuckin tsk

>>5551800
I'm not doing anything. The word sir doesn't always need to have sexual connotations.
Far more "doms" cheapen the phrase "good boy" than I do "sir."

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>>5551818

You're a bad boy

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>>5551818
>The word sir doesn't always need to have sexual connotations
Remember who you're talking to.

>>5551823
>fat little brown kid
>rugby
lmao

>>5551823
You can't call me a bad boy for that. It's all semantics and you know that.

>>5551828
Senpussy

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>>5551844

I'll call you whatever I want, bitch

>>5551784
>ugly christmas jumpers
i-i thought that was in fashion now?

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>>5551849

>>5551784
>ur weird tho
if I'm weird, then you're weird too
weirdo

>>5551740
Oh somewhere online haha. It just cuck'd me up! Thanks for posting with us tonight Anon!

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>>5550779
blue

i'm also cis hetero male.

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>used to be twink top
>realised that most people dont want to get topped by twinks, so transitioned into masc to get more play
>am now a masc bottom

ffs

>>5551902

Hot

post mascpussy

>>5551887
my weirdness is self-evident
just goes without saying

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I'm finally paid off my past due amount on my student loans. I have a lot more to go but I can breathe for a bit.

How you holding up bbs?

>>5551923

>tfw english
>tfw only 2k of student debt

lel

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>>5551927

Not all of us are European, Muhammed-Jamal. I went to a crappy state school and I still have 20k to go

>>5551902
what happened between stage 2 and 3?

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>>5551923
Very well because I didn't go to university until I knew I could afford it.

>tfw looking through animal crossing archives when I used to be a regular there
>Looking at all the random things I was accused for like randomly going into towns and destroying everything and the drama I caused even though I legit only stole things for fun just to see if I could get away with it
>Going back drunkenly reading all the shittalk against me about why would they trust a shitposter
>saw when they posted some dudes dating profile and it had shit like saying "my princess is another castle"

I miss old school animal crossing general.

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>>5551931

Maybe America should intervene to limit student fees like they do in the UK

but i guess your "freedom" is too important to you

>>5551942
It's called college.

University is for WASP-y nerds who wanna work for businesses

College is where you go to get credentials so you can become assistant manager at the record store you already work all the while going to awesome parties where you get to do special K with drag queens

>>5551946
Maybe the UK should make it free to study like the rest of Europe :^)

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I wish I had a bf tbqh...

One to snuggle up with and he.can play with me and im playfully dickish with him. Grab his little buttocks when he turns around and he makes a loud yell than heh turns around and sees me do a little puppy dog face so he forgives me instantly.

>>5551998
I wish I had a bowl of corn flakes or coco pops tbqh.

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>>5552003
Even though im top id let you cum on my face and stare in your eyes.

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>>5552028
but I thought you only liked femboys.

>>5552037
What?
Ive never liked fembois specifically. I don't think I've ever even tried chasing one.

4am n wide awake as per usual
insomnia is p cool
jk i don't like it much

>>5551597
masc4fem is the one true path. Too many gays have lost their way unfortunately.

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>>5552076
But you're fem4fem.

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>>5552076

>>5552075
>tfw didnt even sleep last night
>tfw probably going to stay up for 48 hours
>>5552076
fem4fem purest love tho

>>5552087
>But you're fem4fem
I am masc thank you very much. Maybe it doesn't translate well on here but my irl friends would agree.

>>5552108
iktf
I usually go 2 days atleast b4 i sleep. i have to be at the point of literally exhaustion b4 i can fall asleep n then its only for like 3-4 hours if im lucky

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>>5552110
>I am masc
>irl friends

Why the fuck is this thread so slow at night? Just how many normies browse /gg/?

>>5552108
masc4fem* fixed that for you

>>5552143
>Everyone on 4chan is a lonely neet.
:^)

>>5552171
>kinda calm and chill
I've never met a fem guy who was relaxed and laid back. They always seem to be full of energy and life. Not that I'm complaining, I love that characteristic in a guy.

>>5552143
niq plessss
>>5552178
>They always seem to be full of energy and life
lol

>>5552178
>tfw used to be fem4fem but started finding masculinity really sexy but now you feel pathetic for wanting a masc bf

>>5552185
Every fem guy ive met has been hyper and bouncy as fuck. It's really quite endearing.

>>5552188
Don't feel pathetic for you have ascended, rejoice in your new found clarity.

>>5552195
I feel like being fem4masc everyone's judging you and i'm worried people will think i'm a little bitch for wanting a masc bf, or all the hot guys are into other mascs and just think i'm disgusting ;~;

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>>5552076
Where can I meet a fem guy who's just comfortably fem and kinda calm and chill and sweet.

>tfw no qt submissive fem bf who tames the savage aggressive beast inside of me with sweet sweet loving and teaches me moderation through my desire to protect him and earn his admiration


I need to stop watching romantic period pieces

Why are so many 'straight' guys on 4chan so damn gay?

! I mean, I don't mind but, JESUS, anytime an attractive girl gets posted they're all practically jerking each other off.

>>5552204
Well are a little bitch for wanting a masc bf but that's the way its supposed to be. :^] but seriously there's too much of it has to be one thing or another. Humans are attracted to whatever fits their attraction for whatever reason. People are just autistic on here.
>>5552216
idk I wish they would stop giving women attention though.

>>5552195
I hate hyper boyfriends and gifrirnds because im the loud one.

>>5552215
>>5552195

Closest i know of, for calm fems, are the ones who are depressed or have drinking/drug problems desu. Those bois are trainwrecks

Where can I find a regular guy that isn't fem or masc and doesn't care about being either?

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Behold, the fruits of my trolling:

>>5552204

Not disgusting at all, at.

I don't really go for masc guys because I want to feel like the manly one, and it's too samey. I can't find a fem guy I 've with, but that's what I'm attracted to. But like...naturally feminine, not put on or trying to emulate the 'diva' mindset.

>>5552230
Holy fuck i love it, fukken saved, love you anon-sama~

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>>5552235
t-thank you anon

>>5552224

Nah, no trainwrecks please. Just cool with who they are, wanting something more in life, empathetic to people, and all gentle looking. Some bursts of assertiveness or hyperness are cool, but overall balanced if possible.

If I'm the one who has to be the grown-up all the time it's a real bonerkiller

>>5552195
im not bouncy or hyper
im sarcastic and bitchy according to like everyone

>>5552226

I see masc as just being a regular dude, which is basically me. I'm not putting anything on or trying to act tough.

>>5552231
Personally I go for fem looking guys, but masculine personalitys. Seems to be impossible to find tho idk. super femmy acting guys are a complete turn off for me. i want a guy not a faggot pretending he has tits essentially.

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>>5552226
Many gays have become obsessed with classifying themselves, that's why they use all those dumb animal labels and feel the need to be either hypermasculine, or borderline tranny.
Also, this >>5552245

>>5552240
Take this HD rare as a token of my appreciation

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>tfw you wake up next to your bf
>tfw it's not a dream

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>>5552256
y-you didnt post anything

>>5552256
http://i.4cdn.org/fit/1452709783903.png

Oops

>>5552257
but i woke up next to my dog. she had snuck herself in my bed even tho she's not allowed.

>>5552204
Nah it's the natural order of things.

>>5552215
See >>5552178

>>5552222
I can be pretty quiet, especially around people I don't know, so it's good if someone else can do the talking when I don't want to.

>>5552224
Well yeah but that's everyone who fits in that category.

>>5552244
Oh yeah they're definitely sarcastic and bitchy too. My point is I never meet fem guys who are depressed and downtrodden. Apart from on 4chan of course.

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>>5552260
oh, t-thank you, anon ^_^

>>5552250

Yeah, i feel that, acting too much like a woman is weird.

But I mean a guy who has that serene, self assured feminity that some mature women have, with some make sensibilities.

I've found my personality balanced out by a lot of mature women I've been friends with who aren't hyper emotional or nutso. If I could find that in a guy who's naturally fem, i think thatd be the right balance.

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>tfw failed chad

Anyways I know im not liked here but I like you guys a hell of a lot more than tranny central and lesbian general.

One thing that I have to bring to you guys attention is the digit count. If you look to your right you will notice that its near 5555555.

I don't think anyone else has noticed it but I want gaygen to get this get to shut down the tranny menace that plagues.

I actually really like you guys compared to trannies who are just failed males. You guys are adorable.


According to my autism the get should be around maybe 7pm eastern?

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This guy says you look very studly and cute at the bar.

What do you do?

>>5552278
>some make
Fuck, I can't post anything without some autocorrect slipping through the cracks

>>5552280
Same thing i do every time someone compliments me, anon

BLUSH AUTISTICALLY

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Yaaaaaaaaaaaay

>>5552280

Tell him to get on all fours and present his muscle butt for ravaging.

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>>5552280
>5' 8"
Laugh.

>>5552284
I dare you to reply

>>5552264
you know i exist irl too right
>>5552280
say ty but not my type sorry

>>5552288
How tall is the kleppe he looks pretty lanky.

>>5552280
you mirin?

>>5552288
He's taller then jupp. Dawww

>>5552288
What you don't like muscle manlet bottoms?
What are you? Straight?

>>5552289
But that would be rebellious?!

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>>5552291
6'3

>>5552297
Poor Juppy.

>>5552300
DO IT ANON I FUCKING DARE YOU YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>5552290
I don't know that. How do I know any of you people really exist.

>I want to believe

>>5552301
>I'm taller than the kleppe
Feels good

>>5552309
>taller than the kleppe
2 tall

Which trip would you cuddle with?

>>5552313
Nah 6'4 is objectively the best height for non fem guys.

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>>5552309
You said you were 6'3.
Either way, The Kleppe is much taller in spirit!

>>5552322
Must have been a typo I am definitely 6'4.

>>5552309
how do you know you really exist
how do you know anything you experience or perceive or feel r e a l l y exists
you choose to believe in 'reality' but based on what evidence?
>>5552314
would feel awkward af cuddling anyone from here t b h

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>>5552328

>>5552333
>would feel awkward af cuddling anyone from here t b h
Eh, I'd probably cuddle a few people from here

>>5552335
lol

>>5552342
>Eh, I'd probably cuddle a few people from here
Like who?

>>5552335
wew not sure what to say but I am definitely 6'4. My best friend is 6'3 and I'm slightly taller than him.
Maybe I was high. Maybe I was shitposting. Maybe I'm shitposting now. Maybe you'll never know.

>>5552333
I can only trust my senses to guide me and trust in them I shall.

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>>5552314
I would cuddle Hitler.

>>5552342
he is a bit shy though, we are both in Michigan though so,,,,, just cuddling or moar?

>>5552346
Doesn't matter tbf
not like it'd ever happen

>>5552348
I don't live in Michigan...

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>>5552350
>I don't live in Michigan...
>Hitlers face when

>Doesn't matter tbf
>not like it'd ever happen
tell me their names, bro

It's only cuddling.

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>>5552347
Cram it, fudgepacker. I am swiftly unraveling your web of lies.

>>5552335
units of length are a hypothetical construct
they dont really physically exist
why cant 6"3 also mean 6"4? its entirely arbitrary
>>5552342
but yeah maybe there are people who i w a n t to cuddle with but doesnt mean it wouldnt be awkward like it is now

>>5552352
>Hitlers face when
I don't live there lol
and I never have

and basically just apply my go-to type to the posters here
if they match, then I'd probs cuddle

>doesnt mean it wouldnt be awkward like it is now
is it?

>>5552352
Out of curiosity is it christmas hitler that keeps acting autistic and posting everyone's pictures around?

>>5552314
id cuddle with relly cuz hes a rly super nice guy

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>tfw my twink days will never ever come back
fuck this, senpaitachiti

>>5552359
So booger and swede definetly.
Maybe Anon526 (or whatever his numbers are)?
Niq ofc as well.

>>5552359
ehrg

>>5552385
>So booger and swede definetly.
neither of them actually

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>>5552385
>Maybe

>>5552355
B-but there is no web honest.

>>5552357
D E E P

>>5552314
Theres a few I would but as people have said it would probably be awkward and will never happen anyway.

>>5552387
Shots fired

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>>5552387
>likes fems and twinks
>doesn't even want to cuddle booger and swede

>>5552390
Are you the same anon as on tinychat?
I never realized that desu.

>>5552393
>Theres a few I would but as people have said it would probably be awkward and will never happen anyway.
Dont be so fucking shy to tell, like holy shit.
It's not like cuddling = sex

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>>5552373
>no replies
t-thanks

this is how I look like now btw

>>5552394
no
why is someone pretending to be me on tinychat lol

>>5552401
then I don't know who you are, I only know the anon(whatever his numbers are), he cams very often as well

>>5552400
Nigga stop being so thirsty for attention

>>5552403
i think i know who you are talking about and he looks nothing like me

>>5552373
>>5552400
You look qt, is that what you want to hear?

>>5552396
Well anyone who ive said is cute before. So 5652, niq, swede, hitler etc. You can probably work out the rest from that.

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>>5552393
You cannot fool me, I see you for what you are.
An arachnid sorcerer, spinning your thick silk of deceit all over gg.

>>5552394
I'm just not really attracted to swede's face
and booger for reasons, stuff, and etc.

>>5552409
>spinning your thick silk of deceit all over gg.

L-lewd bully-kun. Not in front of the kids.