would you cuddle me anon? nobody has ever cuddled or kissed me before

posting your butt online is not a very good way of alleviating loneliness

if that *is* YOUR butt

>>5547163
its me, I'm so lonely

>>5547268
if you had a pretty face then thousands of people would be dying to cuddle you

Quick!
What do you think about django.
Not the 60' movie.
Not the 10' movie.
The other django.

>>5547127
Need to see your face. You got probably one of the best butts I've ever seen.

>>5547127
I cuddle people, not butts.

>>5547127
It's a fine ass. Are you lonely because you're a socially awkward teenage boy? Or do you have a pizzaface?

>>5547127
You're a butt?

>>5547127
I'd like to grope you.

Boring ass + Tedious thread = No.

>>5548034
I only cuddle butts, but only big butts.

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>>5547127
This is now a butt thread
Also I'm a cuddle monster

>>5548056
extremely shy

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>>5547127
I wood

>>5548478
Aww poor qt. you need to open up a lil. There's plenty of men who won't hurt you.

>>5547127
Dumb whore.

>>5547127
>>5548409
You have a cute butt to be honest :3

This is just a butt.

Why would I cuddle a butt?

People who only show butt or legs are usually uggos desu senpai

>>5547127
yeah I would full blown rape the shit out of you anon

>>5549511
I don't want to post my face because I'm scared you guys will use it to humiliate me and it will be floating around forever.

>>5547127
yes
id cuddle and kiss tf outta you
lets be friends

>>5552513

But maybe it will get you a boyfriend.

>>5552513
you can post an unsee. either way im sure youre cute and will want to date you

>>5547843
>no butt is the best butt he has ever seen
I feel sorry for you, really

>>5552513
pls anon you are delicious just put yourself out there

>>5552513
>not liking humiliation
>not ruining your life for sexual gratification

>>5552827
This. Let me rape and humiliate you. The release is worth it, I promise. For me I mean.

the wannabe predators slavering all over this thread is fucking top entertainment

my advice, shy dude, is get some skypes and get chatting and get used to lewd shit, so you can get the confidence to meet people and do fun shit

>>5552903
Abusive personalities are usually attracted to shy/victim types.

>>5553101

Actual abusers aren't this obvious. These are at best roleplayers, but most probably virgins following a guide they found on the internet. Which is why it's so funny.

And also why shy guy should attempt some human interaction or someone actually awful might actually abuse him.

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I'm so happy to be a top. People with cute butts that want to cuddle just show up online.

>>5553377

p. much.

Top master race.

>>5547127
not like that.
put some panties on, i'm not a faggot.

>>5547127
using this as my new desktop background

That's a nice figure but I don't think I can work out if you're attractive based on that alone. If you've got a decent face you're probably just having difficulty socialising or asking people out. Or, probably not considering your posts, your a cringey frat boy twink who is to cringe to be qt.

>>5553377
Hah, Top broz.

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heres my qt booty

>>5562772
Wow, even with the very small area we can see of your ass, it's obvious it's not qt at all with all the hair and what seems to be scars from ass acne. Now get the fuck out, /lgbt/ isn't for camwhores.

>>5562804
ill shave it for you tonight and then post another pic for your bare bone twink ass, ok bb :)

>>5562877
I'm masc4masc, sorry

>>5562949
thats nice bb. maybe if your lucky some neet with kilenfilters syndrome will want to fuck you. wouldnt count on it thou ;)

>>5558059
what do you mean frat boy twink

>>5563122
*klinefelter

idiot.

i wanna fuck that ass

Anyone here in California?

>>5563421
annoying college bro who happens to be cute and gay, though by the sounds of it OP just can't socialise very well.

Op that is a cute butt. Can you tease face pls?