Mtfg: Just live more edition

Which nerd shall we bully today?

xth for unconditional worship and obedience.

>>5542934
>▶sam hyde ily pls impregnate my bp
uhhhh

>>5542943
>bullying

>tfw you realize the clothes you would wear when fulltime wouldn't even be that different just better sizes

H O N

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These threads go by so quickly these days...

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>tfw you will never be max
>>5542935
>>5542937
Well yeah, definitely, I just wish there was a better way for the short term than laser or waxing which I can't do for a while.

>>5542949
People get off on strangest things.

>>5542957
Must be all the image shitposters.

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>>5542965
Oh?
Do my pictures offend you?

Allow me to post another one.

>>5542961
hair removal cream?

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>>5542944
Hmm doesn't sound bad.

>>5542943
Ooh how about me!

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>>5542974
I was talking in general.

>>5542979
Hand over the wallet and your shoes.

>>5542977
I almost forgot that stuff existed. I'll order some tonight, it's worth a shot.

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>>5542977

Did kayla kill herself yet?

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>>5542965
>image shitposting

>>5542986
I just have my purse and boots ;-; THIS WASNT FUN BULLYING LIKE I WAS HOPING~

I wish I could make my ribcage smaller. Does corseting actually work?

>>5542991
just dont put it on ur gt and you'll be fine

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You're all beautiful girls and ur gunna make it! ^_^

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>>5542985
>Don't be such a vagina!
Ok first off, the picture made me giggle.

>>5543001
it works as long as you keep doing it is the impression i've got.
i wonder if you can decrease the number of hours a day you need to once you've reached your size goal though.

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If you don't drink coffee you're a fetishist agp scum shitlord nerd

>>5543005
pfft
My laser had similar warnings but I still used it on genitals and nothing bad happened.

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>>5542994
I wonder if they stayed hairless, might be worth
>>5543005
I don't think I'm gonna worry about my genitals just yet. I want to get the rest of me down first and let HRT slow my hair growth. There is nothing worse than the itchiness of pubes that are growing back.

>>5543012
>tfw I drink coffee and agp fetishist

>>5543014
chemical burns in your nether regions HURTS, trust me

>>5543012
i drink 6 cups a day fampai (im still a nerd tho)

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>>5543012
This is your overlord now

>>5543012
I just could never stand the taste....

>>5542961
If it makes you feel any better I don't know a single cis girl who doesn't also complain about that. So you're in good company.

>>5543012
>tfw literally addicted to coffee
I got myself down to 6 cups a day this week tho I think I'm doing good with this rehab.

>>5543036
Rebost

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>>5543027
Got a better starbucks girl right here...

http://www.allcountries.org/uscensus/230_cumulative_percent_distribution_of_population_by.html
kill me

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>>5543024
>>5543034
>tfw two cups of coffee and if I drink more I get headaches

I CAN'T EVEN COMPETE
(kind of big cups tho tbhno)

>>5543042
i waant to hug you. i wish i could come work with you to help pay rent etc. ihavr to worry qt

>>5543047
Why exactly are we killing you?

>>5543044
Would serve with cream/10

>>5542934
fuck help guys my fantasy was just about to be real and i fucked up what do i do
>be femmy guy, crossdressing, not decided if transition or not
>have straight friend
>have crush on straight friend
>we go to germany together, one room
>he starts being a bit touchy, brush it off as "no-homo" jokes
>he grabbed my ass
i didnt really react much i was too shocked and like after a second we both laughed at it
>then next day leaning over searching my bag for some shit
>he comes by
>brushes my hair and quickly pushes my face into his dick
>panic
>punch him in the dick and start saying "wtf, that was gay m8" like the projecting faggot i am

nothing happened since then, that was the last day in germany.

what do, how do i redeem myself ;-;

>>5543047
>tfw 175cm

>>5543069
>tfw like 178 or so
;-;

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>>5543034
That does make me feel a little bit better, it's important to keep in mind that a lot of stuff is common problems and not just exclusive to me being a fuck up.
>>5543064
Apologize and explain what happened of course.

>>5543064
I am sorry it's too late. The "no homo" thing is the death sentence for any budding homosexual relationship. He'll never make the move again and will reject yours.

>>5543054
You dont have to worry about me. My life is under control. I'm confident and strong.

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>>5543064
Actually talk to him. Point out who you are and that you hold feelings towards him.
90% of the reason this happens is because you all get too scared to speak your mind. You worry about holding onto what you have to the point of being too afraid to grow what is into what could be.

>tfw no qt tomboy to forcefully lewd you

>>5543064
And where does your straight friend come into the picture?

>>5543074
Yea sure, I find that keeping perspective is always helpful.

>>5543047
100th percentile for women of all ages reporting.
It's okay. I'm up at these lofty heights with my cis girl bff.

>>5543069
>176
I know this feeling...

>>5543042
I see, well, just making sure. Sorry my memory is a little spotty on that topic atm. I haven't been doing much of that myself lately.

>>5543077
i hope so bb. would still want to hug you anywyes.

>>5543082
You're supposed to become your own girlfriend. Why aren't you a qt tomboy yet?

>>5543092
I don't want to ;_;

>>5543085
>>5543059
if i were just two inches shorter i would be almost average. i'm a womanlet

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Sup you bags of mensturation

>>5543096
>two inches shorter
Oh how horrible. You have bigger problems.

>>5543081
>>5543074
uhh i know this is probably dumb to ask, but any other way that sort of indirect? i fear social death .-.
>>5543083
he pushed my face into his dick, i sorta wanted to continue.

>>5543091
Hugs would be nice.
>>5543087
Why'd you stop?

>>5543092
>tfw masculine but in the wrong way to be a tomboy
>tfw scared of water and spiders and everything (including the dark until recently)
>tfw grossed out by literally everything
>tfw literally no interest in masculine pursuits (excl compu-tors)
I hope people haven't caught on yet, but I think they might have.

>>5543096
so why are you complaining?
i'm 190cm and i'm lucky that i have so many in my family and friends too who are really tall so as i don't look freakishly out of place.

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>tfw coffee, comfy music and kind of positive feels
gud stuff

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>>5543104
Do you want this guy? Be direct and honest with him. If you care this much don't play games, don't beat around the bush, open up to him and he will respond well.

>>5543107
>tfw no cute muslim boyfriend to feed you

>>5543104
Ah sorry that was a joke :V I meant like.. what he did was pretty gay so he wasn't your straight friend sorry it was in bad taste.

I wish I had some real advice for you but I honestly have no idea.

>>5543105
Eh that drama after you left got to me a bit and I'd been realizing that like, if I were to try to do it more to the point where I could try to rely on it I probably wouldn't be making the same $/hr cause of saturating the market with material. I have been considering getting back into it though a bit for some random extra cash though, but just also very drained and just like no libido lately, and gotta be able to 'preform' for that.

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>>5543104
To put it simply: He pushed your face into his dick. Social death is the last thing you should worry about at this point.

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>>5543115
Don't give up. Allah will find a way for us

>>5543118
>needing libido and performance
This is scary, i just dont have those feelings anymore. I'm basically forcing myself here.

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Well fine then, don't say hi

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>>5543123
Oh Death...

>tfw no one's face to push into my gt
Damnit mtfg. I didn't know I wanted this.

>>5543122
Well at least I did based on how I got viewers/money. I mean I'm sure you could just stick stuff in you all day and still make something if you're forcing its just its much harder to kinda? Hard to explain, but I mean, there's one thing that sets us apart from cis women so like if you want the real money it seemed like some involvement of that was a requirement. Had one friend that proved that wrong but she had the cute nervousness factor going.

does anyone else here appreciate Lighthouse Family?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taOL5HJdx1A

>>5543130
is it a little girl gt or a strong woman gt?

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>order bbq wings
>pay the driver
>all excited for yum yum time
>open box
>bone in wings
I have never been so upset over a wrong order in my life.

>>5543139
That's a very masculine taste in food.

>>5543142
wings are just big chicken nuggets...
bone in sux tho

>>5543059
probably because like me she falls into the 6'0+ hon tier height

>>5543063
2 early 4 lewdposting @_@

This teaching job is going to be a huge mistake

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>>5543150
It's never too early for lewdposting.

>>5543153
<3 girl farts <3

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Lewd is disgusting.

>>5543150
remy are u memeing..
what if i'm half an inch off from 6ft

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Bleh why does hrt take so loooong ? Just kill me ;~;

>>5543144
Thank goodness someone else agrees, what a pain in the ass to eat these fuckers. I only get boneless and eat them with a fork. No mess.

>>5543168
are you transitioning so you can give lesbians the bbc?

>>5543162
im 6'1 myself i am a meme

>>5543168
because it's basically puberty over again.

>>5543119
how? what if it was a joke? what if he was testing me? i do come off as gay but i had a girlfriend and all my friends dont know im a homosex.

>>5543116
wasnt sure if it was a joke but i assumed so :p

>>5543120
i already read the quran senpai, he beter find a way and get me that sweet sweet arab dick desu

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>>5543170
Hey remember that timeline pic I showed you. Well this is her without makeup, so you can see makeup makes a huge difference

>>5543170
>fork
sry but we stop agreeing there
>>5543175
ooo
still dig the memes..

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>friend and i are planning a roadtrip
>we're going to see the whole country as cheaply as possible
>getting into serious organising mode
>"oh anon, to save space i think we should only bring one set of bed stuff"
>"that's a pretty good idea. so we'd each take turns with that and the back seat of the ute?"
>"no. we would sleep together"
>"w-wh-wh"
>"there's nothing weird about that, we are just two good friends on a road trip. nothing untoward."
>"b-b-b-but"
>"unless you want something like that"
>pic related

>>5543174
I don't plan on using that body part :s I'm gonna get srs after FFS. Thank god my job is gonna pay well so I can afford both after just a year of saving.

>>5543176
Huh that's a good way to think of it

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I'm gonna pass as a pig disgusting retard girl someday!

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>>5543175
>>5543162

>>5543180
Wow you are right, I really need to bite the bullet and book an appointment at a makeup studio and they will do it perfect and show me exactly what I need to do. Its just embarrassing, I should have learned how to do it when I was growing up, its not fair.

>>5543181
well I don't like messy food

>>5543185
They want the gt

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>>5543158
Lewd is love, lewd is life

>>5543170
>boneless wings
Why even call them wings when they're glorified chicken breast?

>>5543191
>not living in hot cheetos
xd
but truly bone in wings suck lol, just messin
>>5543189
ya basically...

>>5543191
I suck with makeup as well
Not like makeup could fix me anyways

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sister just texted me she wants to take me to Garage clothing, I just replied "not on your life."

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>/mtfg/ in a nutshell

Angie: *incomprehensible ape sounds*
Kayla: OMG my mom so abuses me and gives me no freedom you guys. Brb gotta swim in my private pool owned by my mom's sugar daddy lol
sophie: *incomprehensible retard sounds*
pookie: *incomprehensible retard sounds*
Sheen: I'm so fat you guys! Pity my pathetic existence.
Kiwi: OMG stop it Jocelyn, I know you are just jealous of my feminine features :3 [mugshot of a caveman with long hair.jpg] tee hee~ [smug anime face.jpg]
Kayla, again: OMG you guys I hate my cock so much, WHY DOESN'T ANYONE PAY FOR MY SRS LIKE THEY SHOULD? I HATE YOU FOR BEING ABLE TO AFFORD SRS YOU ARE A BAD PERSON FUCK YOU Oh hey here comes miss cock, she's been a good girl, won't you pet her? [miss cock.jpg]
Faye: I am now going to pretend I am getting manlier as I am presenting more feminine. Did you get the joke yet? Oh, why are you bubbling with rage? I am just a masculine alpha male top dog jock, silly.
Aife: AIFE ANGRY! AIFE SMASH!
Noelle: Hey guys, anyone went to the BDSM poop-smearing party last night? It was the shit, lol
edie: I am not a drag queen at all! [typical gay man drag queen voice.mp3] You are just sad and depressed because your life isn't as successful and pretty as mine. *snaps fingers*
rawr: [dox1.jpg] [dox2.jpg] ... [dox29.jpg] [dox30.jpg]
elanna: Knots in my neo-vag are best :D and girltinklers :D would love me some of that girl tinkler but don't call me a chaser because I am trans you guys lol
anon: JÖRMIES GET OUT REEEEE

>>5542943
everyone, of course!

>>5543144
>bone in sux tho
I would bone u in

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>>5543177
You can sit there and worry about the what ifs till rapture. But you'll only ever have what if's should you let the opportunity pass you by.

>>5543214
Someone is very angry today

>>5543214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixrtdjM1a9s

I wish so many cute tops didn't have 3/4 sleeves. I feel like 3/4 sleeves draw attention to my hands, which aren't huge, but I still don't like them and prefer to avoid them being prominent.

>_<

>>5543210
It helps with Dollface. Just don't come near any open flames.

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>You will never summon a slimy tentacle monster to tickle torture ad's soles

>>5543211
h a h a
(pls) keep us updated

>>5543214
>tfw left out
Guess I'm still a nobody.

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>>5543211
edgy
>>5543215
im gay
>>5543214
>it was the shit
ROFLLLLL
what about me
>>5543224
striped arm warmers xd
>>5543226
TICKLE ANON HI...keep doing what ur doing, pic related

>>5543226
I love you tickle anon

>>5543224
no shit right?

>>5543214
kek

>>5543210
meh, it could do a lot if a pro did your makeup once so you can see what you need

>>5543199
>Why even call them wings when they're glorified chicken breast?
i dunno, its what they are called silly

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>>5543214
Look mom, I'm trolling transgirls XD

>>5543231
>im gay
So?

>tfw you cant stop thinking of lewd
I'm supposed to be asexual ;_;

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>>5543214
Knots in my neo-vag are best :D and girltinklers :D would love me some of that girl tinkler but don't call me a chaser because I am trans you guys lol

>>5543231
>>5543233
Do NOT encourage this pls

>>5543231
>striped arm warmers xd

Oh! That reminds me I have some plain black arm warmers. I never wear them... getting a top with 3/4 sleeves would give me an excuse. Thanks! That's a really good idea.

Cute top here I come. <3

>never go outside
>never wear anything that reveals arms or legs
>go outside for two hours wearing shorts+tshirt
>get sunburnt
thanks neet lifestyle and australian sun

>>5543241
Not anymore sweetie! :^)

>>5543238
Sup Angie!

>>5543243
xD

>>5543214
How's porn working out for you emy?

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>>5543230
You and me both kiddo.

That's generally a good thing. Don't complain about it. Besides, do you really want to be grouped with Kayla there?

>Pic related. Me on right you on left.

>>5543243
Literally the first things you said to me when we met.

>>5543249
Hi...

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>>5543248
fug u

>>5543244
sorry but im basically tickle anon but with a trip
tickling is the best ok
>>5543246
oh...was kinda memeing but that actually works
and isn't tacky ! enjoy, glad i could help!!

>>5543257
Well, is not MY fault you are getting lewd now, is it? Just go with the flow

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>>5543231
>striped arm warmers xd
are you spying on me?

>>5543263
SENPAI.................
first the fork................
then this
idk what to do w u anymore...

If I win the powerball I pledge to run an all expenses paid transition clinic for everyone here.

Everyone will be welcome at Daddy's Dickgirl Farm

>>5543255
What's been up? Same old same old? Has younface healed all the way yet?

>>5543252
Hah I know I guess I just find it silly how there's no middle between either being irrelevant or being involved in some kind of drama. It's nice not being lumped with her though as she always wants to try so hard to do that it seems.

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>tfw long male ribcage prevents me from having a nice waist

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>>5543262
It's not my fault either nerdlord.

I need something to do to keep me busy, masturbating is gross and lewd SUX.

>>5543263
>implying half of mtfg don't have striped arm warmers that they bought back when they were "just crossdressing, totally not a tranny"

>>5543269
That comment was meant to troll and kind of poke fun at some of them. Not being on there does not mean you are irrelevant.
It just means you aren't terrible in that posters eyes.

>>5543268
Sad
And no my face will never heal.
Plus the teaching job is going to suck

>>5543263
I thought striped arm warmers and socks were part of the trans starter kit

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>>5543272
>tfw didn't have the starter pack.

>>5543253
I'm sorry for talking about it so much when we first met, I just can't control my chaser ways ;~;

>>5543250
XDDD

>>5543272
Should I? ;~;

>>5543272
i dont have em tho
wanna hear abt my hanes sweater collection tho

>>5543189
>tfw

>>5543271
>lewd SUX
No, it's the other way around. Sucking is lewd

And why don't you like lewd?

>>5543258
>oh...was kinda memeing but that actually works and isn't tacky ! enjoy, glad i could help!!
Ya desu I think striped arm warmers would be a little much. I've been trying to make my wardrobe more mature and normal, not less. I think plain arm warmers are reasonably cute without being tacky or weird tho

>>5543270
Corset training? It's uncomfortable and takes forever, but it works.

>>5543273
True true. I overthink things sometimes.

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>>5543284
Because i'm a gross hon and cant have any.

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>>5543279
Back when I was young the list was "Stolen and poorly fitted skirt of (insert relative here)

>>5543274
Dang I didn't know u were certified to teach! What subject? And why sad?

>>5543287
Even stephonknee is getting the lewd
Let that sink in for a moment
You can do anything, I believe in you!

>>5543214
>I'm so fat you guys! Pity my pathetic existence.
actually its more like
>I'm so masculine girls (intentionally used girls to not cause offense) I am a fat sack and my life is a mess, pity me pls

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omg i'm so fucking tired and it's only 5:18PM
wtf why
how do ppl stay awake till 10 who wake up at 6 am?

>>5543293
It's a stupid internship and I'm teaching kids Microsoft office...

>why sad?
Well I BTFO my ffs surgeon
Also the school I'm teaching at knows I'm a gross tranny

>>5543294
reminding us that that ageplay fetishist exists only makes me want to kill myself.
why would you want to do anything steph is doing.... steph is having sex really? well i guess i'm celibate now.

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>>5543294
Stefonknee is too young for lewd!

Maybe I could find some nice boy or gril to cuddle when I pass as a pig disgustin girl, hopefully early this year.

Need to step my game up with voice and then I need some money.

>>5543302
Just lose weight already you shitlord.

>>5543304
my dad wakes up at like 4 and sleeps at like 9
hes like 60
ill give u his # ok
please dont use any slang he will get very confused and sad

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>>5543044
The paranoid insane part of me is scared of this image because of its sexual undertones and an imagined superagenda.

The slaaneshi and female parts of my brain are like fuck it, we're all animals anyway.

The logical part of my brain is like, that's cute art.

>>5543047
>5'5" master race

>>5543101
I wish I could menstruate.
I saw a video pop up on my youtube about how to simulate a period for a transwoman.
I didnt click it, I was scared to.

>>5543115
>tfw when no cute muslim boyfriend to stone you

>>5543142
Chicken is pumped up with tons of growth hormone or some shit, point is it feminizes you and contributes to fat little boys getting tits.

>>5543185
You can sleep with a friend without it being weird. So long as neither of you makes it weird. If they make it weird the correct thing to do is submit.

>>5543247
Pale is best, fuck the sun.

>>5543263
Why not lacy army warmers?

>>5543214
Who's that hon?

>>5543308
>Just lose weight already you shitlord.
I'm trying
leave me aloen

>>5543278
>stealing my rare spurdos

>>5543317
>hon
Quit replying to yourself emy

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>>5543321
Gomen

who /hateswomen/ here?
it may be out of sheer jealousy, but they fucking suck
so do you guys

fuck you too

>>5543324
saved

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>>5543319
>go to post in /mtfg/
>get response
>leave me alone

l o s e w e i g h t

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>>5543314

>>5543332
Fuck off lain

>>5543325
i treat all cis people with aloof ambivalence now.
i much prefer the company of trans, even if we're all vapid, one dimensional, self-absorbed headcases...

>>5543332
>go to post in /mtfg/
>get response
>no bully

g o f u l l t i m e

>>5543305
Oh nice, that doesn't seem too bad. How is your voice? (Sry nvr heard it before)

>knows

How? Did someone tell them?

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>>5543337
Literally murder yourself in real life faggotlord

>>5543340
Once the snow is gone I hope or at least before summer, can't afford both winter clothes and normal ones atm and I need to work on voice.

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>>5543275

>>5543343
My voice is eh
The teacher just knew
She mentioned how the school
Is accepting of lgbt students and faculty

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>>5543222
>>5543238
Triggered, sir? :^)
>>5543231
Pookie copycat 2bqasbbqh.
>>5543243
Hilarious, m16. My sides are in the other side of universe unable to be seen by the Hubble telescope.
>>5543302
I want to say that no disrespect was meant by that fat-shaming hate speech, m64. You are good people, Sheen. You are one of the most genuine and honest trips here and poking fun at you equates to picking a low-hanging fruit except as a professional funposter like me I fun-bully everyone no matter the color of their skin, their shape or gender, everyone should be bullied equally.

>>5543332
>go to /mtfg/
>people talking shit like I wouldn't find out
>post light hearted response whilst dieing on the inside
>get hostile (you)
seriously, leave me alone

>>5543356
Go lose weight already, you're barely human at this point because of all the fat.

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>>5543352
looks like the hamburglar had a sex change

>>5543355
bor...
i am my own person
guess i type like a retard tho

>>5543350
EDGY
D
G
Y

>>5543353
Damn that's p brutal. U pass to me as a normal cis girl so idk how the teacher just clocked you so quick.

Maybe she thought u were a dyke :^)

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>>5543367
>not being edgy
tch, damn kids.

>>5543352
is this kayla?

>>5543367
Lainanon's edgyness is cute though

>>5543361
>>5543364
LOOK MOM, I'M BEING EDGY

>>5543364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Wytn-_MSBo

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>>5543291
Me too, I didn't even know there was a starter pack, I just stole my sister's clothes.

>>5543355
I aim to please senpai :^)

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>>5543379
Well posted.

So I picked up muramasa Rebirth for my vita and this game is amazing. Between this and Dragon's Crown I'm in beat em up weeb heaven

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Does anyone actually like the comeback of the handlebar mustache? I keep seeing hipsters with it and it just isn't working.

>>5543361
I've lost 10lbs this week
I'm going to go now
talk to you all later maybe

>>5543355
do more trips faggot

>>5543372
I was just kidding about the teacher part but I feel that everyone knows

>>5543386
Ayy, I got my ex the Wii version of that for Christmas. Great game.

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>5543387
EW
id say boys are kinda lame no matter what but
yaoi is honestly the cutest thing so ima just say
i dont rly like it xd

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>>5543389
Don't give up, fatty.

>>5543387
they think its stupid too
but they are growing them to be ironic

>>5543389
Keep going, you can do it, don't let that hon get you down

>>5543325
I know that feel.
Unfortunately, because I was so disgusted by girls and women I've spent no time around them. By sheer interaction time alone, I'd have better luck transitioning to a postman or a parrot.
Hell, I've spent more time with people that don't speak English than girls.

>>5543391
You'd be surprised how oblivious normies are. At absolute worse they might think something is slightly off about you, but won't know what. (Which isn't to say there is something wrong ofc)

>>5543391
The one that would come over weekly?

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What kind of shoes should I buy /mtfg/? All my old ones are falling apart

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>>5543394
I like boys but not when they look like douches
>>5543396
Ironic ugly is still ugly

>>5543404
post feet

>>5543366
you only pretend, not that you actually are, m128.
>>5543390
b-but that's everybody I know here.

>>5543355
I guess when you have no life, you have to fulfill with something

>>5543394
>yaoi
>post eva
Shinji x Kaworu is straight as fuck

>>5543408
>that's everybody I know here.
newfag

>>5543404
heels

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>tfw nose stings from cold even in your apartment
I dunno anymore

>>5543414
>being a snow monkey

>>5543414
drink some tea

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I just went to the store super quick for some more powerball tickets and some guy walking by in the store called me a sweetie, then the lady at the check out didn't believe I was old enough to buy the tickets until I showed my ID and then she proceeded to tell me I looked super cute.
made muh day

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>>5543412
Do your own impressions and I'll rate them, that's the best I can do.

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>>5543406
thx for the pic xd
feel so patronizing finding all yaoi pics adorable rofl
>>5543408
its true i am very smart
>>5543410
is it...

>>5543414
Cocaine is an anaesthetic, think about it

>>5543407
feet

>>5543413
Heels are agp tho, I need some everyday shoes

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Assalaamu alaikum [peace be to you],

Today people think that women are liberated in the West and that the women's liberation movement began in the 20th century. Actually, the women's liberation movement was not begun by women but was revealed by the God almighty to a man in the 7th century by the name of Mohammed -peace be upon him-, who is known as the last Prophet of Islam. The Qur'an and the Traditions of the Prophet (Hadith or Sunnah) are the sources from which every Muslim woman derives her rights and duties.

>>5543417
You got hugboxed sorry

>>5543422
>Heels are agp tho,
perfect
>I need some everyday shoes
I dont know some strappy flat sandals or something

>>5543418
>impressions
How's that working for ua cheska?

>>5543428
I don't even care at this point, it felt fucking good. Little things have been happening like that more and more as time goes on with hrt.

>>5543428
Chaser opinions

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>>5543417
>tfw you will never rubb kaylas belly after too much marinara

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>>5543415
It's not even that cold here ;_;

Only like -10º to -15º
>>5543416
I only drink coffee tbhonest

>>5543421
p-pls

>>5543433
when are you going full time?

>>5543437
for some reason that pic makes me want to get purple highlights

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why do these apps blur tf out of ur face lol i just wanted it to be less warm

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Fuck colds! I spent the whole day at work avoiding speaking as much as possible. My throat is way too sore to keep up my voice.

>>5543442
When I can get my beard zapped all the way off.

>>5543446
brows

>>5543314
Sexual undertones my ass, the picis in your face about it.

>>5543446
You look so strange in this photo. Are you even human anymore?

>>5543457
lol

>>5543440
One day I'm going to kick you to death

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>>5543445
You shouldn't even be showing your hair in the first place

>>5543445
do it and get your piercings

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>>5543440
>Only like -10º to -15º
Frozen wasteland masterrace

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>>5543464
Do it pussy.

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Meh I hate the cold so much. I always have to moisturize and scrub my feet twice as much ;~;

>tfw your pumice stone is best worn out

>>5543472
plz
It's only -4C for you right now. Even I could handle that.

>>5543471
maybe if I won the powerball, even 4 numbers is $40,000 now, more than enough to move out and get ffs and srs

>>5543446

ughhhhhh i have big lips too, makes me unpassable as shit.

>>5543472
>tfw live far south so no frozen wasteland
How cold is it where you live?

>>5543474
I'm not kidding around anymore. Give me your fucking address and I'll come over there and beat your sorry ass to death. I'VE HAD ENOUGH.

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>>5543453

wat abrow them
get it? ah ha ha

>>5543457

no
i'm telling you this app blurs tf out of you. do people really like this effect????

>>5543488

you know big lips are feminine right

>>5543486
Today's warm, this weekend it was -20°C
Still waiting on a -30°C cold snap, usually at least one per year.

>>5543489
See above

>>5543492
Why do you insist on making your lips resemble that of a clowns. You would look so good if you just toned that shit down.

>>5543495
my mom thinks edie puts on too much makeup XD

>tfw no bf to torture

>>5543502
Your mom is a wise woman

>>5543492
is that lipstick from wet n wild? looks like the color I use

>>5543503
>tfw no bf to tickle torture

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>>5543492
If that's the case then I'm in luck!

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>>5543495

why do you care?

>>5543502

why are you showing your mom pics of me...?

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>>5543491
Yurop, Sweden.

Better bring band aids because i'm gonna fuck you up kiddo.

>>5543493
>you will never live further north and get fun cold winters
No fun allowed.

>>5543511
Doesn't apply to nigger lips sorry

have any of you read the journeyer by gary jennings?

>>5543515
Mmmm that smell of edge in the evening

>>5543514
I bet you and bully anon would be a good couple.

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>>5543514
>Sweden.

p-pics pls?......

>>5543493
Your upcoming weekend doesn't look pleasant. You should swing by and I can share the warmth here.

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>>5543432
Was that an impression or did it start yet because otherwise that was was the most embarassing lackluster variety of braindead empty ideas I was forcibly tortured by just having to read it which to escape I had to occupy my mind with contemplating the reasons why on earth your parents ever decided to have you and not just used a condom this time. You got no talents and probably won't make it in the business, kid.

>>5543511
D-Denzel Washington?

>>5543493
>-20°C
what in the fuck?
Its been 70° F every day since December here.

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>>5543521
Maybe if she wasn't such a fgt.

>>5543523
w-what?.....

>>5543514
I'm asking for a town and street name you fucking donkey.

>>5543531
>le ebin shitpost
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

>>5543531
I want this misgendering meme to end

> still in closet
>RA had to do a fire inspection for my dorm room
> she checked the top drawer of my dresser to make sure nothing was broken
> she saw ask of my girl underwear
> quickly shut the drawer and moved on after she realized what they were
Shit
Otherwise today's been p good. Got all my classes for the semester

>>5543540
It's just a hon being edgy

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>>5543506
>>5543511

i'm gonna go meditate

>>5543541
did she find your collection of thigh high socks, dildos & chastity cages too?

>>5543509
>tfw no ad to tickle torture

>>5543540
It'll end when you stop looking like a sick despicable negroid man.

>>5543544
Damn
That passive agressiveness

>>5543544
Uhhhh what?

>>5543537
B-but hon, that's spooky.

There's so few transgirls here that we have to go to another town for help.

>>5543536

Im assuming that your really adorable since your sweden

>>5543550
Fuck off broski

>>5543552
You can't talk to dollface, only she can talk, if you respond to her she will shit on you and leave

>>5543552
She's laughing at you and kayla

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>>5543555

from sweden,

jesus wtf is wrong with my keyboard today...

>>5543548
N-no, I hid that stuff in a box

>>5543560
>>5543562

Ok then. Idk why I got a rude response from her but w/e. I'll just filter and move on.

>>5543514
That's assuming extreme cold is fun. Can we trade winters? ;_;

>>5543524
Please don't tempt me, I really do want to go somewhere warmer with good company ;_;

>>5543534
Edmonton winters are notably cold. I wear a jacket to bed sometimes.

>>5543552
You're black you don't get to interact with humans. Fuck off will you.

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>>5543513
>>5543544
Why don't you ever listen to Onyx's mom and accept Onyx's mom's advice for once, m256?

>>5543566
Because dollface is vapid whore
Her life is sad so she has to shit on others

this thread is full of salty hons but at least it beats transbian agp animeposting

>tfw even 4chan hugboxes you

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who /hungover/ here?

>>5543565
:^)
>>5543586
i wish i had booze

>>5543577
Implying you aren't one of them

>>5543568
I'm not sure I'm good company, but my Saturday looks about 30C warmer than yours.

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>>5543555
I think i'm super hon but I dunno, i've never gotten feedback in three years hrt, only hugboxing.

>>5543568
Sure!

Last time we had a cold winter my face got rekt though.
>tfw face gets really red and eyes, skin and nose stings

>>5543577
omg >.<
wana kiss? :3

>>5543580
Only bullies are HONest.

>>5543586
I only really drink at anime cons desu

>>5543593
Here's my feedback: put a loaded gun in your mouth and pull the trigger.

Finally finished taking care of my feet. Blah that always takes forever =,=

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>>5543540
Are you really that much of a moron to think that women cannot physically resemble Denzel Washington, the very handsome and distinguished black guy I would pretty much want as my boyfriend? Bigoted misogynic scum with internalized transphobia like you make me sick.

It's 2016, everyone!

>>5543602
Must be quite a chore dealing those massive chimp feet.

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>>5543599
I'll put your loaded gun in my mouth if you know what I mean.

Look, all I want is a girl I can make cry because I squeezed her penis and demanded her to tell me what that is, and then told her good girls aren't supposed to have these and she needs to be punished.
All I want is a girl whose ass I can spank red and fuck it while pulling her hair back making her say she's sorry for being a tranny freak who likes pain, and have her make dog noises like the bitch she is while twisting and groping at her nubby breasts.
All I want is a girl who will promise, while choking on my dick, that she'll make up for her sorry body with more surgery and more hormones to get some proper breasts and ass and dick sucking lips and starting a regimen of ass eating and harapan and cbt.
All I want is a girl who will only get SRS as the final step to her masochist bimbo realization, then be properly collared as my painslut puppy bitch, who lives in my house and doesn't mind that her master has other pets because her master gets what he wants and it's not like she can make him babies anyway.

Is all of that SO WRONG???

>>5543603
>man wants Denzel as his bf
Adorable

>>5543593
You're a man.
>>5543602
You're a man too.

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>>5543586
>tfw never get hungover

>>5543615
>angry hon that can't transition

>>5543586
I chugged a whole bud light

>>5543623
This thread is a safe space for trans women, sir.

All anons should be lined up and gassed again.

>>5543626
Sir, I need to ask you to put your T-rage away

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>>5543589
i wish i didn't have so much of it last night

>>5543595
ii didn't even know they had drinks at those things o.o;

>>5543619
i'm sure i could make something to give you one... n n

>>5543625
slow down at this rate you will be getting a light buzz by the end of the week

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>>5543511
CLEAN YOUR MIRROR