/gaygen/

I wear a tanktop and short shorts because i can

and i like to point and laugh at people who wear skinny jeans or all-black outfits

I don't. I'm very straight-acting, no fashion sense. I'd rather blend in with the masses than stand out.

tshirt n jeans

i wear skinny jeans with a leather belt, slim fit shirts, a jacket with a furry hood and either brown formal shoes or nike airs

Second for foreskins

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r8 my goth ninja fit

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>>5542571

>autism

That feeling when the guys I hook up with never message back after the first time...
Am I really that bad of a slut?

I dress like a Supernatural character. Layers and daddy issues.

>>5542541
It's alright, I don't want boys to play with it anyway. Just look at it during sex and get filled with rage.

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>>5542572
>CI-1
in my defense i had an urethral blockage as a newborn so i guess they just fucked my shit up any ol way while trying to fix it

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>>5542561
this is how I imagine you look like :3
>>5542577
don't tease the guy with style

>>5542572
CI-8.5

>>5542577
:(
>>5542590
thanks!

>>5542580
I've had one hookup and felt very ashamed and gross about it afterwards. The guy messaged me but I just deleted my account without any explanation.

It's probably them, not you

>>5542592
post a pic desu

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>>5542552
>tfw you haven't shaven in a long time
>use buzzer to trim away hairs before shaving
>buzzer cuts right into your skin
>blood gushing out of the cut
Every fucking time!

>>5542595
Im not gonna post pics of my ugly tiny dick on 4chan.

>>5542601
shhhh no 8.5 is ugly. go on hon just post it

>>5542572
CI-5 here.

>>5542604
I'm not a hon just because I say my dick is ugly when it is. Its full of fordyce spots, so no.

>>5542595
Of course. He just might be at work though too.

>>5542614
>playing hard-to-get

you cheeky little slut

*teleports behind you*

we can do this the easy way or the hard way

>>5542622
here you can see all the dick you want
https://www.google.no/search?q=small+penis+with+fordyce+spots&safe=off&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjujqOMyafKAhXjVHIKHRSGAjAQ_AUIBygB&biw=1276&bih=664

>>5542633
which one's yours?

>>5542636
none of them. I never take dick pics.

>I will never be a chubby goddess

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>>5542592
>8.5

Same.
Sometimes i feel like it's disgusting, but still prefer it over dried up kike cock.

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>i will never have a qt blonde twink as bf

>>5542665
been there done that four times over
they're pretty to look at, but

>>5542652
Congrats

>>5542660
post a pic pls desu

Even at a heavy metal show where everyone is wearing all black I stand out like a sore thumb. It would seem I am pre-determined not to homogenize

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>>5542665
>I will never have a mma muscle bf

>>5542693
>astrologic symbol tattoo
oh I get it

heavenly body

lame asf

>>5542674
good for you

>>5542693
He needs to cut that beard as hard as his body.

What's the best way to get my bf to give up weed/ cigarettes/ drink less? Should I just give him time?

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>>5542693
what the hell is going on here? he's got missing arm. or like it sorta looks robotic.

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>>5542712
Show him those quentis comics.

>>5542712
You need to give him time because you can't just stop all of those things cold turkey especially at the same time

>>5542714
roids will do that to you

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>>5542704
>not appreciating beards

>>5542712
Ultimately, it comes down to whether he wants to quit or not. All you can do is be there to support him no matter what decision he makes. Keep in mind that if you find they conflict with your interests and you feel that it interferes with your relationship, then you may want to reconsider.

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>>5542724
>le sneaking in face
I'm growing mine out, hoping to be a real alpha daddy desu.

>>5542722
MMA fighters/competitors aren't allowed to take enhancing drugs. etc. They are not on juice.

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>>5542719
>you can't just stop all of those things cold turkey especially at the same time
but that's the best and only sure to work way to quit

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>>5542724
I appreciate beards, I don't appreciate tangled masses of unkempt fur. There's probably rodents living in there. Also don't you use my man against me.

>>5542729
why do you keep posting your face

>>5542722
I really doubt Emil is on roids considering he's norwegian and the sponsors he have
https://www.instagram.com/emilmeekmma/

>>5542712
If he can't quit smoking weed/cigarettes or drinking for you and his love for you then he doesn't love you. I say dump him.

I SLEPT ALL DAY
AWOKE WITH DISTASTE
AND I RAILED
AND I RAVED
THAT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
THE SPROUT AND THE BEAN
IT IS A GOLDEN RIGHT
IT IS A TWISTED STRING

>>5542730
whoosh
>>5542735
>implying that's the same anon

>>5542731
>the best and only way to quit.
It really depends if he has an addictive personality or not. Some people can ween off and be ok, others cant. He also has to want to quit or else you'll be wasting your time.

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>>5542734
Wiz I knew it was you. why trip under a new one.

>>5542740
one of the reasons why I wouldnt post my cute face here

im a cat
rawr
:3

>>5542693

dyel

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>tfw beard so long you can comb into it and let go and the comb is still inside your beard.

now I know why black dudes leave combs in their afros

>>5542761
cute tbqfhwyfaeittrfnimho

>>5542746
Nah, not Wiz, just similar tastes in fictional men.

>>5542769
im dancing
im prancing
gimme some treats :333

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>>5542774

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>>5542774
Supernatural is dog shit.

>>5542763
muscle mass really is not everything even speaking aesthetically
just seems to be some weird male /fit/ self-obsession no-one irl likes hench af fatties on permabulks

>>5542763
me? no, I don't lift. there's no point.

what the heck went wrong with us

>>5542729
I really really really like this picture

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>>5542741
>addictive personality
ffs this shit has to end
>i-it's just my personality!
no, it's nothing but an excuse based on pop psychology schlock

>He also has to want to quit
true, but wanting to quit always means quitting cold turkey and never going back

>>5542790
our holes were stretched out the size of shower drains when we were kids.

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>>5542788
>doesn't like powerlifters

t w i n k

>>5542797
Stop dealing in absolutes sith lord

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>>5542788

wrong

>lurk through last thread

Ann you're in for a hell of a ride. Booger craves drama and is a meangirl and will get her crew to do her biddings. Good to see booger hasn't changed whatsoever since mtfg. Boogers sociopathy/psychopathy is top tier autistic drama. Shes psycho as fuck and will lie and manipulate to get her way.

This is going to be very fun to watch.
She works in patterns shes already set it stone the first move.

>le ex gf meme

>>5542803
lol, i weight 140 but i have pretty big muscles

>>5542788
You're right, muscle mass isn't everything, but for a lot of guys on 4chan it's all they have. That's were the obsession comes from bb

>>5542803
isn't this basically like a tranny but on the other side of the scale. a manny.

I have a long sleeve thin top and you can see my nipple poke out

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>>5542812
>tfw can't wait for Boogs-Ann drama

>>5542828
bitch stole my gif

>>5542826
do your nipples get erect?

i hate gay porn because it's full of tiny dicked low test uggos.

>>5542788
>>5542803

Built looks way better than ripped, I've never met anyone that was actually into over the top ripped/bodybuilder physiques outside of people with weird fetishes

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>>5542831
teehee

>>5542807

How tall is he? Looks like 5 ft 5

>>5542833
yep

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>>5542828

>>5542828
Dude its going to be great. Booger did some insane shit just horrible shit to people on mtfg blatantly. But she doesnt have her GRRRLS to back her up to autistically attack relentlessly just the femboi crew who are going to be just a huge part of this autistic shit as them. In fact they will be doing most of it thinking they are helping but they are just as big as pawns of boogers autistic shit as everyone else.
Booger bby grrll don't let me down make me laugh.

>>5542828
I won't let anyone harm ann

>>5542572
i'm in between CI-7 and CI-8.

>>5542819
Being big is so nice. Turning into a big muscley teddy bear has won me so many friends and kept me out of so much trouble. Being a fat kid at the same weight never worked quite the same

I'm new to this general

Who the fuck are booger and ann and what are they doing together

>>5542839
Ripped looks good depending on the guy. I knew this tiny little 5'3" manlet bodybuilder, dude was basically a square of muscle who could throw me across a room. One of the sexiest guys I've ever met, though his super sweet personality helped. Straight though.

>>5542812
>>5542852
bitch, do you even know booger?
hate to call a nigga out, but booger is kind of a sad depressed mess that cries near constantly and has next to no self confidence
if you think booger can control anything you are sorely mistaken, cause nigga can't even control his own emotions

>>5542843
hide your face in shame

>>5542856
I agree with what you're saying, but there are some that don't even have that.

>>5542552

Any twinks into MMA here or do you all have girly hobbies?
Feminine guys with manly hobbies like MMA/guns are rare

>>5542857
They used to live together, but Ann cheated on Booger with RedDread.
Red is a huge, home-wrecking cock slut.

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>>5542847

5 foot 11 breh

>>5542857
booger is a de-trans gay.
ann is a bi fitizen femboi chaser.

I think they just chatted/skyped together.

>>5542803
>>5542807
lifting is proper faggoty t b h now that i think about it do some sports or get a job that requires physical exertion. lifting as a hobby just makes me think 'insecure'.
>>5542819
basically exactly what i was saying
>>5542839
opposite from my experience
from talking to girls anyway

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>>5542860

does anyone else leak precum when they do squats?

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>>5542873
>get a job that requires physical exertion

l i t e r a l c u c k

>>5542883
no you fucking freak

>>5542805
quit dealing in relatives, gay gay

I have never, not once in my life, met anyone who was able to wean off a bad habit step by step without forming another destructive habit in the process. trust me, I know a shit ton of narcotics abusers, having been one myself once

cold turkey is the only way

>>5542856
you were going to win over those friends regardless, lifting didn't make any difference. if it did it probably just gave you confidence and you thought causation implied correlation.

I'm a mean looking person, and I don't lift anymore but I can scare people away regardless. Being fit wouldn't win over any new friends, as personality, how you carry yourself, etc, counts more than how you look.

>>5542863
I'm not a slut

>>5542886
I have a job like that and it helps keeps my metabolism fast.

>>5542861
Which is sad, but so long as people in general appreciate muscles it's not a bad place to start pulling your neet self together

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>>5542869
>claims to be a Justin fan
>posts Klokov

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>>5542873

weightlifting is a sport

its even in the Olympics. dont be sour

>>5542892
just asking, asshole. i thought it was a normal thing like pee shivers.

>>5542892
LMAO

>>5542898
Sometimes i forget people start lifting because they want friends. I wonder what that feels like.

>>5542904
I don't even have precum.

>>5542886
Why do people shop their pics for instagram so much?

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>>5542874
I'm stealing all your gifs, alienfu.

im better looking than 90% of the posters here, solely based on the facts that I have blonde hair and normal weight.
As bonus: I'm also younger than most of you.

>>5542886
ewrgh
men shouldnt have bubble butts its wrong
+ my mate got the hottest body when he stated working as a laborer
>>5542903
yeah but no-one cares
no-one watches the weightlifting at the olympics cuz everyone knows weightlifting is for weirdos.

>>5542919
you stop that

>>5542921
But are you cut or uncut?

>>5542898
The universe doesn't work like that. You could have started singing, parkour, dancing, knitting, pantomime, whatever. The people you met you would've met regardless, the universe is deterministic, if you feel good about lifting great. but its not a cure all end all for everyone.

>>5542925
im uncut and my dick is pretty

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>>5542693
there are more attractive mma fighters

>>5542921
so underaged?
also normal weight = average
average isn't good looking

>>5542928
Where on the chart?

>>5542860
Which is why you should take what she says with a grain of salt.

But I already said enough if this thread right now is just a taste of what happens when booger picks a target.

Im just going to watch from the sidelines.

I feel sorry for you ann you might as well never post because its going to get dramatic.

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>>5542929
Im surprised he still has a pretty face and no cauliflower ear yet. All mma competitors get Cauliflower ear

>>5542929
I don't really like jewish-american faces senpai

>>5542896
I made a number of those friends because my personality doesn't match my body. It's endearing to meet someone who throws you for a (good) loop. The fact that they look, presume based on looks, and then have those presumptions shot down is a big bonding moment. Sure if we didnt click we didnt click, but it makes a notable impact in how relationships can evolve.

Not to mention the respect you recieve for physically exhibiting a proven capacity for long term dedication

>>5542912
It's like starting a new hobby to find friends. Doesnt seem odd desu

>>5542931
but overweight is good looking?
or skeleton mode? fuck off
no im not underage but i look young
>>5542936
CI-5 i guess?

>>5542923

i watched the weightlifting at the London olympics

it was cool

>>5542947
I don't give about anything less than a CI-7+, fuck off, wouldn't even let you smell my farts

>>5542939
who again is the target?

>>5542947
skinny is more attractive than just average body imo
I guess a more widely accepted body is fit but you're not that either
so post pics or shut up

>>5542947
>average twink

pls, even irishanon probably looks cuter than you.

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>>5542945
You would've made those friends no matter what. The respect you get from physicality you could've gotten from being an excellent painter or a runner, or just something. You just picked something and like most people you think that what gave you a feeling of mastery means that is the cure, when its not.
Each of our lives are already decided on, if we chose this or that, it doesn't matter, the results comes out the same.

>>5542960
first you post body pics, i already saw your bitch face
and im probably a bit underweight but im also lifting
>>5542963
i dont think so, give me your skype and i will

who else /terrible public transit system/ here?

>>5542953
bc ur weird tho

>>5542969
my body pics have been all over this website
I posted my stomach in the last thread
nut up or shut up, faggot

>>5542953
Gymnastics, Aquatic Sports and Wrestling are all pretty GOAT for eye-raping qt pie athletes.

>>5542964
Oh, im talking to this guy.
>you just picked something you liked
Doesnt picking anything for yourself defeat the idea of determinism?

>>5542983
>i cant even crosslink
>check out the archive, im the camwhore here
fuck off bitch

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>>5542969

Dyels who just started lifting and think theyre Arnold are so cringe

just.... stop

>>5542976
britian #1 for economically inefficient public services

>>5542993
so is that a no on you proving the bs u spewin'?

>>5542999

your fault for not living in london

widely known as the best city for urban transit in the world

>>5542992
No. You can pick whatever you like, it doesn't change what plan there was. Just like when the photon splits we can predict where it goes (what you decide) but the overall pattern ends up being the same.
You could've picked staying at home to try and avoid it all but sooner or later something would've forced you out and the universe would've lined up so that you would meet the people you were supposed to meet and be where you were supposed to be, no matter what. Free will is just the illusion of your central nervous system.

You are after all just a photon like everything else in this universe, and you too fall into the pattern.

>>5543006
n-northern powerhouse
georgey does care about us right?

I love how the fembois take over the thread and they just bitch about lifting and body hair and man shit.

You have your own general you trannies.

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>>5542999
You haven't been to the midwest United states have you? If you don't have a car you're shit out of luck. The only transit available is buses and even then they're always late, always out of commission, and never go where you need them to go. It's a total fucking nightmare.

>murica and their gas guzzling cars fuck yeah

>>5543017

um... thats not how photons work

are you in high school?

>>5543025
how is it not how photons work?

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>>5543020

>tfw i chat with george osborne every fortnight or so

his kid goes to my school. it doesnt get any more privileged than that t b h

>>5543021
literally what? show one post where that has happened

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>>5542976
>EU legislation forces all EU nations to always accept the lowest bid when buying public transportation
>this means that we get Italian made trains that aren't designed to work in cold climates
>all trains are now late in the best case scenario, provided that they don't just freeze in their tracks
thanks EU, I sure love going to a business meeting that's over by the time I get there

>>5543017
Everybody screencap this so he doesnt have to post anymore.

Thank you for your service. You're doing god's work.

>>5543025
^^^^^^*ahem*^^^^^^

>>5543030
>infinite pepe
I knew it looked like David foster Wallace, I'm not crazy
>>5543035
How's the cut going mostly

>>5543035
m-mods

>>5543031
Just read bitch boy 5652 posts.
The Nigga even wears lipstick in his photos what a ho.

>>5543029

its like the opposite

im in between sets but tldr:

yiu seem to be talking about the probability wave collapsing, but you got mixed up - the whole point is that we know the average pattern but we DONT know the photons path, and the end result is merely the average of all possibilities and in fact has no guarantee that it will be the same - there is no reason other than probability that light travels in a str8 line and its entirely possible that on the quantum scale of quantae of light light will bend and deform randomly and unpredictably

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>>5543035
I'll post whatever I like, thank you ver much.

>>5543053
But we can choose where our protons go...

>>5543021
femgen running tingzz
masc4masc go make ur own thread
>>5543030
mate you must be able to get properly banging coke george osborne loves it
sort us out yeah?
>>5543045
no i dont you faggot

>>5543058
Yeah you unless your lips naturally look like you just sucked off a dragqueen dick at the gay bar.

Enough is enough! This is a place for MEN not women.

>>5543058
>no i dont
l i e s

>>5543039
215.5lb this morning. Down two belt loops and fitting into clothes a good bit better. Not such a bulky profile anymore. More swimmer-y, the way i like it. Long way to go tho

>>5543048
I already said that you can't predict the trajectory of the first dot. But as more and more dots hit, the pattern will always be the same.
To put that in a larger context, you can spend your whole life being healthy but die from a heart attack.
You can life and feel like its getting you friends and you're meeting lots of people, but the pattern doesn't care about that one single dot. Everything that is supposed to happen, will. There is nothing you can do to change that, no lifting, eating healthy, nothing, will change it. Your life is dictate by events that dates back to the big bang, all you are now is a dancing puppet for the demiurge.

>>5543057
that doesn't matter, it isn't really your choice. if you move, where you move is still dictate by the same pattern. things fall into place exactly how they are supposed to.

>>5543071
Yeah the logic of it all stays the same. The mathematical equation of how it happened stays the same but you actively choose the formula you're going to use for your situation.

>>5543066

literally high school tier

Just keep your generic opinions to yourself, yeah?

>>5543058

yeh np man

ill tell him a homosexual stranger called 5652 on a single thread on a Taiwanese knitting forum asked for some banging coke, hell know how to sort you out

>>5543075
At any given moment, you only have so many things to choose. Once you've made your choice that choice was always going to happen there was never going to be any other choice.

>>5543079
Don't tell me what to do.

>>5543062
Fair enough mate, I've changed my diet to water and fruit(for lunch and snacks) now, as long as I stick to it, ill be pretty good I think

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>>5543066
>>5543071
>>5543075

>"i just had my first philosophy class, i am now an expert on literally everything!1!!1 xD"

god i hate children

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>>5543100
>pssh, nothin personnel, kid

>>5543100
I've never had a philosophy class. Here's your opening to tell me to start, or maybe say that it shows.

>>5543111

not really. i will say this: next time, sk yourself before you say, do or post something the following

>"am I trying to contribute to the thread or am I trying to get attention?"

that should clear up a lot of your autism, and the rest can be worked on over time.

>>5543060
i wear bb cream on bad skin days and that is it i promise you
>>5543079
safe bruv

>>5543121
>contributing to the thread

And how, exactly, does one contribute to a puddle of diarrhea?

>>5543121
I'll contribute with whatever I feel like. If this was your private specific site, I'd appreciate the sentiment but its not. So please don't act like the thread police.

>>5543058
ur beatufull no methur wat they sai

be proud of ur full lips, gurl

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>>5543138
>be proud of ur full lips, gurl
we posting lips?
let's post lips

Let's say my ex and I are currently in a scrap with each other.

In such a way he didn't believe I took our relationship seriously and left.

I've convinced him to rethink it rather than just jumping off with another guy.

I don't know if he's actually coming back.

>>5543179
well did you take it seriously

did you even lick his bum bum before making sweet rumpus pumpus to him

>>5543169
>tfw lips are chapped and torn to hell because Chicago in winter

>>5543179
You fucked up. Your bf is already out there cruising for bbc to forget you with.

When people posts on the internet do they actually think about thread quality?

Like I've never even considered thread quality I just post.
I don't even post on topic ever on any board I've ever been on.

>>5542571
This is exactly how I dress

>>5543192
just crop any old selfie then
don't leave me hangin' bro

>>5543197
if you wanted quality you wouldn't be on 4chan.

>>5543190
I did actually, once to which he promptly returned that favor in bed.

I took most of it seriously. Just not the important part of coming out and not letting anxiety dictate my life.

>>5543192
>black people meme

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>>5542940
If you have decent ear protection in sparring you can keep it away for a long time.

A friend of mine has been wrestling for about 10 years straight and never so much as got cauliflower ear because he was always using earguards. On the other hand I know a guy who got it in under a year

>>5542941
sorry to hear that senpai

>>5543138
p-pls stop bulyen me
>>5543197
m800 some people make 4chan their entire lives especially on this board
same as with other certain tripfags im not going to mention making numerous obnoxious posts saying how they are going to stop posting here now and how they are moving on with their lives etc etc etc

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>>5543217
>cauliflower ear

Just google'd that shit.
Fucking horrifying.

Nice Greek qt tho.

>>5543264
>certain tripfags im not going to mention

http://shadebutton.com/

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what makes you cry, /gaygen/

>>5543309
when i look at myself in the mirror

>>5543309
All the broken mirrors in >>5543315 's house

>>5543039
This is water

>>5543309
nothing.

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>>5543336

>>5543341
joyful participation in the sorrows of the world

>>5543264
But 5652
Making obnoxious posts saying you're leaving than posting a minute later is extremely fun.

Maybe I should post my ass on Grindr because no one seems to want to talk to me.

>>5543348
can't post ass on grindr. only in pm.

>>5543348
How do you not get people talking to you on grindr?

>>5543351

Nice briefs just morph into my ass anyway, so no issue.

>>5543354
by being ugly.

>>5543264

ouch

>>5543354
dont you at least get pervy 90 year olds hitting you up?

>>5543354

I don't know. I say hey there or maybe make a comment about their profile, and they eithe have a 1 sentence conversation or ignore.

>>5543358
You have to be pretty ugly. Im ugly and I get tons of niggas.

>>5543359
not him, but no.

>>5543359

Only 1 or 2 every few days. Or obvious serial killers or retards who live 1000000 miles away

>>5543370
Then I am really ugly.

>>5543347
yeah but no-one does that
>>5543359
who are you
like its not really a criticism im just saying people get really emotionally involved in this thread and idk why

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>>5543392

no its too late
youve offended me so much i am going to leave 4chan and NEVER come back

this is it! goodbye everyone! alas, I shall miss you all, as this chapter of my life is bookended by abandonment and loss. Yea, weep not for me, but live as if I had never left all those who knew me.

No, no! Its alright! I'm going! I'm going!

farewell!

hi guys im back

>>5543425

Hi

>>5543425
hi

now get out

>>5543434

oh my god i cant believe youve done this to me

this time i am for real NEVER EVER going to come back

its OVER

>>5543439
sory ;_;

I was just being mean

pls come back

>>5543452

ok im back

>tfw shaved balls
o-oh

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How many times have you had sex in your life, gaygen?

did anyone buy any powerball tickets?

i bought 5. if i win im buying 4chan from mook and creating a tranny containment board called /unp/ - unpassable and renaming /lgbt/ to /polgbt/.

>>5543460
They feel nice, right?

>>5543463
Too many. The slut days are over, I'm a born again virgin.

>>5543458
well, how are you doing

>>5543463
none.

>>5543463
0

>>5543460

They feel nice for like 1 day then they get stubbly and weird in my experience

>>5543463

0

i had cybersex once tho

>>5543467
ya
it's just so tense, i haven't done it for years since i cut my sack once and it scared me off

>>5543466
i have a winning ticket for 10 bux, i might cash it and buy a powerball ticket if i leave the house today (i probably won't)

>>5543463
under 20
i cant remember specifically how many times with each person

>>5543463
Like over 1k with 48 different women. You stop counting times once you're over the age of 16 tbqh.

>>5543498
pls leave chad.

>>5543463

2 partners, 5 times bottom, 4 times top.

Awdul

>>5543508
You don't know how shitty the straight sexual world is. Its the most disgusting thing ever be glad you're gay. Women throw that shit out to everyone who is loud and obnoxious and asshole.

>>5543463
Idk

>>5543463
Something like 10 times
Only once was any good. The last time was disgustingly bad

Save me ann

>>5543530
>>5543530
>>5543485
>>5543467

deets on first and last times?

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>tfw feel like a piece of shit even though I've never wronged anyone in any way
is this the baseline of how being gay feels like?

I know it probably doesn't get better, but does it get worse? seriously thinking of suicide

>>5543557
suicide is a solution. it never gets better than what it is right now.

>>5542929
>tfw no conor McGregor bf
I was talking to a guy who trained under his coach yesterday, cool dude
Might spar with him soon since he's gay (the random guy not the coach/Connor)

>>5543569

dont you have to be shirtless to do mma?

>>5543557
It's just the process of becoming an adult :^)

>>5543573
i mean you can spar with a rashguard/shirt

>>5543573
Oh yeah, I forgot my chest comes under psychological warfare

But you can spar in compression tops too desu since its just training

>>5543539
First time: drunk, horrible
Last time: stoned, horrible

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>>5543582
>>5543573

>Irishanon in a rashguard or compression shirt

tfw you will never give a bj to noam chomsky

>>5543539
First: with bf, bad, lasted too long.

Last: with fwb, one-sided, lasted not long enough.

>>5543597
r u an anarchist?

>>5543598
do you ever top?

>>5543591
Loving this desu
Why jeans tho
I'd be in shorts, fucking inconsistent

>>5543601
I did once and I didn't like it. I don't fantasize about it at all. I'm only rarely dom at all, even, so topping is just not appealing to me.

>>5543309
seeing other people cry

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rare sheev aced

>>5543309
Seeing myself become a meme

>>5543309

other people's disappointment
lost potential

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>>5543667

pic related

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>>5543664
ACED IS CUTE! CUTE!

>>5543689
>>5543664

we can tell from the filename its you, Ace.
stop embarassing yourself.

>>5543689
Does he have on consealer to hide acne? His skin looks rough as fffff

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>>5543678

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>>5543689
>you will never have a bf as creative and flamboyant as aced

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>>5543730
>>5543689
>>5543664
B O N K E R S

>>5543730
what are thoooooooose
but he's p cute desu i like em skelly

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>>5543757

>>5543757
Jesus puppy
That's an old joke even by Irish meme standards

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>>5543748
>>5543730
>>5543689
>>5543664
>you will never get to be a cat hiding in aced's ridiculously over priced designer back packs

>>5543770
>>5543748
>>5543730
>>5543689
>>5543664

>filename

ace fuck off you attentionseeker

>>5543664
>>5543689
kinda what I imagined an autistic fur fag would look like tbqhfamo

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>>5543773

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>>5543772
>>5543776

B O N K E R S
O
N
K
E
R
S

>>5543787

b u s t e d

Kind of pathetic desu

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>>5543787
CANCER
A
N
C
E
R

>>5543765
>implying it isn't still a thing

>>5543763
jelly?

hey, that's pretty good

>>5543795
>>5543791
how have ya'll been? I talked to Hitler last night and he was okay but i seriously hope he gets off his addictions because it's going to hurt him in the long run. Have a beautiful day anons.
Cheers, A

>>5543824
>i seriously hope he gets off his addictions
rude
I'm sober

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I love finding these kinds of profiles on grindr

>>5543813
True im just riding your balls
>>5543837
I love the ones that message "yr close"

>>5543813
>jelly
Of someone who weighs less than my hair?
Yes I'm very jealous

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>>5543832
;)

how the fuck am i supposed to find a new bf
all the guys i'm into are straight, so i'm fucked
i was lucky that the one i had was str8 acting

>inb4 grindr, scruff, etc.
i can't even look at those anymore

>>5543851
tinder/okcupid

>>5543848
jelly that my type isn't stacked muscleboiz

>>5543857
>tinder/okcupid
I tried okcupid years ago, all that was on there was pathetic lonely nerds and fedora bronies. Disgusting.

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>all this hate
Don't worry about feels of no bf or shitmongering just be happy Gaygen, I'm out of here for like the next month prboably
:3

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>>5543874

>mfw 5652 predicted this post exactly

l o l
you are so formulaic

>>5543864
That must be it lol

>>5543851
Either lower your standards or give up,

>>5543879
i just don't feel positive around people who are depressed all the time senpai, wouldn't call it formulaic so much as an aversion to weirdness.

>>5543850
you know, I was thinking it was shot on film.
Digital cameras really suck imo... everything looks jpeg-ish compared to film. Also, the only really good star wars movie was Empire Strikes Back.

>>5543870
>pathetic lonely nerds and fedora bronies. Disgusting
then why the hell are you asking lonely nerds and fedora bronies for advice?

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>>5543888
You look like an SLP model that's escaped its containment facility. I hope Hedi rounds you up with some red hot pokers.

>>5543904
i... i dunno

>>5543888
>trips of irony
hello pot. may I introduce you to kettle?

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I just finished Narcos. I have such a crush on the guy who plays Pablo Escobar. Although I swear he's way fatter at the end of the series? Still would though.

>>5543912
i actually met with someone who works for hedi, heard he's leaving Saint laurent soon

How do you sleep gg? I sleep on my back with the duvet tucked under my feet and sides and enough space to have my hands crossed over my chest

>>5543945
I sleep comfortably with aced little dick in my mouth.

>>5543945
>tfw no mummy bf
>tfw searching for sexy mummy images was obviously a bad idea

>>5543945
above the covers with a thin blanket on top if needed
I sleep on my right side with a pillow between my legs
and always in my underwear

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>>5543930
I know. He better keep his filthy hands away from Dior and Lanvin.

>>5543945
Underwear only, either on my stomach with arms under the pillow or on my side ready to be spooned by my husbando. When I have bf, I prefer to sleep right up against him with head on his shoulder/chest and one leg between his.

>>5543957
This made me laugh way more than it should have.

>>5543600
not really
like maybe in some utopian future 500 years from now government or states wont be necessary but chomsky basically gets paid to theorize about this sort of shit thats his job..like obviously i respect him and his work intellectually but i am more about irl than theory when it comes to enacting of politics in 2015

>>5543844
Lol I send those if someone is closer than 100 feet away so its mostly as a joke at the gay bar. But this guy looks creepy

>>5543977
id on jacket on the right?

>>5543977
how does someone with as much of an interest in fashion as u do look so shitty

>>5544006
Post his pic bb

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>>5544002
>Jacket by DROME and Trousers and Socks Models Own
http://www.boysbygirls.co.uk/index.php/news/boys-to-watch-milan-ss16

>>5544020
idk i just remember a pic of him wearing a leather biker jacket which was iirc slp and he just looked laughably shitty for the amount of money he must have spent on it
his hair is filthy and full of split ends too

>>5544044
That's gross
Three sets of dubs don't lie

>>5544066
>>5544066
>>5544066
>>5544066

new!

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>>5542572
WHY

>>5542862
I'm a feminine guy that likes wearing cute skirts and socks, but I also go hunting and work on electronics. D-do I count?