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Previous doge >>5538679
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who did this
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all you trips
>elanna
are making me really fucking horny
someone please suck my dick??????
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>>5539883
I declare next edition to be Kiwi is best girl edition
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>>5539857
plz respond
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>>5539892
fuck you anon you better have fucked her hard like the slut princess she is
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>>5539883
>▶MTF Info Dump: http://pastebin.com/36H6ZmT
so, this link is dead...
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>>5539900
How does your dick look like bb
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>>5539902
incest.
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>>5539884
All I did was push buttons under the orders of some guy with a stutter for about 10-20 mins.
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>>5539897
God
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>>5539900
My bad
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maddie pls let give me you dick
post spread buttcheeks
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Convince me to work out again please /mtfg/.

I have lost all drive.
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>>5539882
Yeah my body is horrible I wouldn't wish even my worst enemy to look at it. I am also not strong enough to do deadlifts so I guess I am stuck with having an ugly boybutt forever
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>>5539912
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>>5539912
plzzz
>>5539906
nice and feminine, average lngth tho
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>>5539916
Don't, it's not worth it
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>>5539912
You could've prevented this
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Can estrogen make you want kids? Because I don't really think I want kids or anything and never have but recently I've been feeling kinda bummed that I'm never going to be able to have them.

is it the estrogen or just psychological?
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>>5539916
If you do you could get a butt like mine
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>>5539929
post butt? is it really that nice
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>>5539923
I'll suck it if you post it, slut
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>>5539928
Could just be your natural instincts to want kids.
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>>5539929
But you have childbearing hips so you'll automatically get a large butt so it doesn't count.
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>>5539912
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii elanna
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>Knot edition
Lets get this started. Elanna on all fours now.
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Okay. This place isn't good for me, so I'm going to leave. Third time's lucky.
If everything goes to plan, I'll never return.
If everything goes wrong, I'll be back around this time March or April.

I wish you all good health, luck and maybe even a [spoiler]gf/bf[/spoiler].
Hopefully I won't see you soon.
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>>5539937
>tfw not intersex
;_;
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>>5539941
A-are you a dog?
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>>5539944
Good luck anon.
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>>5539895
Yup! It's p dope

>>5539927
Horny husky says that only you can prevent lewdposting

>>5539923
Pic related
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>>5539925
Ok good. I'm not worried about it then.
>>5539928
I always knew I wanted them one day but never really liked kids. Since starting HRT I love them and really really want start a family one day.
>tfw never will
>>5539929
I'd rather not be 3" taller when sitting tyvm.
Also this; >>5539937
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>>5539934
https://unsee.
cc/zerunida/
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>>5539951
It's too late now
The lewd train cannot be stopped
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>>5539951
I have 3 pacifiers but only 2 orifices
>tfw overpowered.
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>>5539916
we could hang out and get drunk if we all have $$$ ^^;;

>>5539956
>click (x)
>nothing happens
w-wow >.<;;
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>>5539956
That's not a butt!
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>>5539956
No matter how many times I see it god damn Jormy. You really do have dem hips and a badonkadonk.
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I went to a board game thing with people and stuff, and probably got them all sick, I gave them my girl name, but didn't correct them when they all said he
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>tfw the shower clogs
ugh
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>>5539935
unsee.cc
begosazi
>>5539956
pls sit on my face/gt
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>>5539909
no, I'm pretty gross
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>>5539974
neeeeeeeeeeerrrd
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>tfw no qt gf
>tfw will probably be single on valentines day.
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>>5539961
I'm sure one of those orifices could fit two. Just think creatively.
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>>5539984
can i eat your vag out
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>>5539977
uhh wow
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>>5539983
ahaheheheheh dw u will learn to live w/ it and just accept these things eventually while anyone u ever liked is sperging on about their bae and qt bf/gf

honestly it's just a day for cash in and love is a joke
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>>5539980
shut uppppppp

>>5539986
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14Z5xgSg_Pg
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>>5539974
>ywn play lords of waterdeep and carcasonne with faye
why live desu
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjGUt7Qda_I
>all the youtube comments are black women mad that black men fuck white women
I just..
I don't understand sometimes.
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>>5539987
w-what
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>>5539994
champions of midguard is like a cross between lords of waterdeep, and sailing ships of vikings to kill monsters, it's much better imo
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this thread is 2gay4me
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>>5539995
why do I have an erection.
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>>5540005
ur gay desu :)

>>5539986
I think anon would be upset ;_;
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>>5540006
because perverted agp I guess
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>>5539984
I know bb I know except that makes up one hell of an awkward position lol.
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>>5540009
please ;-;
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>>5540009
ok u got me there lanna
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>>5539995
>Correction, WHITE women have a history of having sex with dogs, pigs, horses, etc. these people are ANIMALS so they are only mating with their own kind, FACTS !
Wow rude? But true I guess.
But I am only into doge tbhonest.
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>>5540009
>tfw you have to wait a month to shitpost while elanna sits on your face
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>>5540014
>>5540025
I-I might have fapped to horsefucking before I transitioned
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>tfw no black bf as a substitute for my bestiality fetish
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>>5540030
how would farm equipment help with your beastiality fetish?
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Which trip do you think has the cutest gt?
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>>5540029
Didn't everybody?
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>>5540016
Just gotta roll with it senpai :D

>>5540021
No ;~;

>>5540024
:^)
It's ok, just embrace the gay

>>5540028
o////////////////////o;;
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I didnt eat for like two days and then I had about 1000 cal in fish and veges for lunch today and tomorrow I am going to starve myself again and then eat roughly 500 cal of fish and veges on friday, saturday and sunday, starve myself monday and have a cheat day on tuesday then starve myself for two days and more fish and veges and starve myself etc etc

also my neck was bruised from electrolysis
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>>5540037
why don't you just diet and exercise like a normal person
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>>5540042
I am exercising and dieting
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>>5540036
buttewhole then im not picky
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>>5540025
What really gets me is that there are so many posts like that. Like, one post is like "wut", the next 5 threads being about white women fucking dogs is a tad bizarre. Is there something in that video that strictly makes this racial??
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>>5540029
I saw some horse-fucking tranny videos and the only part which was hot about them was that absurd amount of thick cum it squeezed all over ur body otherwise internal injury just doesn't sound arousing to me. Brazilians are so fucked up btw.
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>>5540048
everything is whiteys fault anon
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>>5540037
throw in some light slow exercise like walking a couple miles a day or when you're ready for it stairs (a miles is about 100 cals, stairs are about 15 cals a flight)
>>5540042
what she's doing is "the best" but it's perfectly fine, biggest loser does way worse to those peoples bodies
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>>5540057
what counts as a flight? tfw not sure if can do stairs because busted knee
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>>5540053
>gallons and gallons of hot horse cum bursting out of a womans mouth
that was the best part tho
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>>5540062
c-can we just go back to talking about normal dicks and boys p-pls
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>>5540070
horsecock.
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>>5540070
no
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>>5540070
post feet and bare butt and maybe
if you want cock you gotta (t)werk for it ;)
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>>5540070
Can we discuss girl tinkler?
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>>5540070
>tfw you will never be a fairy girl and masturbate a normal boys gargantuan dick to the point of ejaculation and get shot against a wall under a wall of semen
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tfw calorie queen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=432X2JgyrqA
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"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses." - Ezekiel 23:20
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>>5540075
kiss my girl tinker please
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>>5540037
>cheat day
the biggest excuse used by those who never make it.
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>>5540062
I guess but I would rather have horsie cum smeared all over my body t.b.h
Mayb it would be fun to jack one off but ain't no way I could take a cock like that lol
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>>5540075
>i'm totally not a chaser
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>>5540075
Elanna you're such a slut and I hate you for it because I wanna be a slut too and I love you.
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>>5540079
Maybe I should start reading the Bible if this is what you find there.
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>>5540075
Do you ever have phantom penis syndrome?
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>>5540075
elanna omgg
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>>5540075
Post your girl tinkler.
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>>5540092
METAL GEAR SOLID PHANTOM TINKER
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>>5540080
N-no ;~;

>>5540084
Just memes senpai :3

>>5540090
I love you too anon. I say be the slut that you've always wanted to be.

>>5540092
Never
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>>5540075
>tfw so soft and little

it's more of an inside joke with my gf any more
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Anybody want to codependentally date me and we can use each other as emotional crying pillows and girltinkler receptacles?
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>>5540109
grossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
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>>5540109
yeah actually desu i think thats the best i could ever hope for so
yeah
are you cute?
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>>5540109
yes except instead of dating we can just be girlfriends and paint each other's nails and talk about boys and never acknowledge the fact that we have gts
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>>5540109
S-sure, just don't ruin my butt. Where you at bby?
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>>5540118
c-can we fuck too tho
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>>5540107
maybe you should make it an innie tinkler
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>>5540101
kiss her and my girltinkler *throws gt in ur face*
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>>5540118
yes please :3
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>>5540118
>this is basically what my love life is like rn
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>>5540096
S-sorry kit ;~;

>>5540097
...r-rip benis

>>5540127
FWEEEEEEE! *blows rape wistle at u*


Either way, bedtime, nini emteefug
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>>5540129
at least you have a love life
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I actually liked the part about horses more than seeing everyone coming at each other.
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>>5540128
KIT come to america and i will braid your hair and wear aprons while baking cookies and tell you that you're not wearing enough clothing when you're about to go on a date with qt boys
>>5540128
lol
>>5540124
anon i'm sorry but im straight ;_;
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>>5540116
I think I'm cute

>>5540122
Don't worry my girl tinkler is small. You live near sacremento?
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>>5540134
>rape
oh no, women's prison here I come
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>>5540129
when are you and your girl friend going to go out on the town to get some men
people are going to start to talk what with two girls living each other and being that close and having sex
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i think i'm starting to see changes too fast
this old co-worker keeps staring at me and saying there's something different about me and that my eyes have more emotion now, the other co-worker asked me out of nowhere if i would enjoy being a girl, regular customers keep saying i look brighter and more alive and that i looked completely different from when i started working there, my mom was staring at my tits earlier and looked back at her phone and sighed
how long do you think until it's completely obvious?
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>>5540138
but what if im boy
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>>5540147
post recent pic
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>>5540147
would you rather see >good changes
too fast?
or
>bad changes too slow
dont be ungrateful
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>>5540142
in that case yes, i'm totally open for dating
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>>5540152
i already posted my most recent pic like 2 or 3 times and i don't wanna attention whore anymore, you can find it in the archives
>>5540154
well it's just that in-between phase that's bothering me, like i look like a feminine boy with tits now
idk how i was expecting it to happen but it feels just surreal or something
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>>5540159
the in between phase is necessary to get to the end winstate
just keep it up. youre cute anyways and your voice is getting better.
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>>5540147
I wouldn't worry about it. You were gonna end up at the end phase anyway, the sooner the better imo. Plus it's nice hearing you get all these compliments and stuff!
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>>5540163
i just don't like looking around and seeing people staring at me, it's uncomfortable getting that much attention in public and i know it's only going to get worse
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>>5540167
Relax, it's just positive attention. You'll get used to it.
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>>5540159
but the archive is down
maybe put it on unsee
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>>5540167
>get worse
please. its just people thinking you look cute/lively
and when youre done transitioning itll solely be people thinking youre a cute lookin chick
>>5540165
whoever that is makes me melt
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>>5540142
Nope
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>>5540172
http://i.imgur.com/j7yp3yC.jpg
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>>5540174
I forgot her name but she's adorable. The best reverse trap trying to trap.
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>tfw want codependant misery sharing relationship with a qt but never live anywhere near anyone because live out of civilization
anyone want to internet date .-.
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>>5540178
qt
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>>5540159
I got you covered, sir.
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>>5540146
nvr, no one thinks im a girl, people label me male, even when I tell them my name is a girls name
>>5540138
>>5540150
will boy mode for hugs
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>>5540185
suck my dick bich
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>>5540185
you realize that nobody looks good from the first angle, and everyone looks girlier/younger from the second one

why would you send someone a crap picture with your eyes closed from the worst angle
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYU3j-22360

idk music
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>>5540186
id post my boymode but i think id get bullied
>mainly cus theyre just twinky body pics
someone told me im potential /cuteboy/ material idk ;-;
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>>5540185
>bustydavid
I'm sorry Dakota but that made me giggle. I think your boymode was cute though.
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>>5540196
i was 20 lbs heavier back then
don't bully me grace
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>>5540185
Update tbqh
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>>5540197
I said you were cute back then, nothing about your weight!
>>5540199
Why do you gotta bully my poor Kiwi?
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>>5540199
why is there like ..... hair between the eyes and glasses .... ??? >____>;;
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>>5540203
Hair can get really annoying when you wear glasses.
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>tfw broad shouldered even as a female dks2 character
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>>5540209
That head looks really tiny.
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>>5540206
sometimes I get hair stuck in the hinges but I never wear my frames like a wookie >___>;;;
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>>5540193
As if hormones could ever help kiwi's Quagmire chin. :^)
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>>5540214
>>5540213
I'd post an example of what mine does which is basically curl around my glasses and poke me into the eye. Or something it curls over them and obscures my vision. But I don't have a girlmode yet so no.
>>5540217
Any chin looks bad when you take a bad picture and warp it even more.
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>>5540199
>wears glasses to deemphasize his massive brow ridge
Bravo David!
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>>5540220
mine's wet in that, it usually falls in front of my eyes or curls around and stabs them too
i dont have a girlmode yet either though
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>>5540220
You're right, there really was no need to make his most noticeable feature even more noticeable.
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>>5540214
Ay bby u wanna fug
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how do you figure out when you're actually passing and when you're being delusional
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>>5540232
If you looked as manly as the delusional ones here think they do, cis people would comment a lot more on it.
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This phone app is SHIT how do I even use it help
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>>5540229
mayb bb
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>>5539995
did u kno that
#1 u can't catch STDs from having sex with doge?
#2 u can't get preggo from doge sex?
wow
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>>5540223
double chins can make anyone look like they have a wide chin desu
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tempted to post pic of me with a glass spoon in my mouth like a dick but they look like dog dicks
and the recent dog dick stuff is no
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>>5540243
Wowie v pretty Tbh
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>tfw prisoner in my own home
So much for family
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>>5540243

Not even the same angle...
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>>5540247
>not wanting knots inside u making u squirm
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>>5540243
Hipster
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>>5540255
Hiya Kuppy how are u
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Morning. Why's Anon picking on Kiwi today?
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>>5540243
Hormones won't change your masculine head shape.
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>>5540237
BEBBY
>>5540253
i was a boy scout..
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>>5540258
Fine I guess
What about you?
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>>5540138
>>5540138
>KIT come to america and i will braid your hair and wear aprons while baking cookies and tell you that you're not wearing enough clothing when you're about to go on a date with qt boys


maaddiiieeeee teach me how to meet cute boys ;~;

also i want all of this
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>>5540259
Anon picks on everyone desu...
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>>5540251
Shhh, stop pointing out obvious things all the time people don't want to hear. It triggers people!
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>>5540251
You are just jealous of my feminine shapes and my amazing progress, hon.
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>>5540267
Anon's kind of a bitch.
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>>5540262
Uhm u shud study lol
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>>5540270
>kiwi used to stick his dick into cheska
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Is it bully Kiwi hour now?
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Everyone post the trip you want to bully the most RIGHT NOW
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>>5540289
Why would I want to bully someone?
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>>5540270
>>5540272
you wanna fucking fight kid well guess what I just hacked your IP address. yea thats right you can't do shit you fucking pussy... if you try to start ANY MORE shit with me, I'll hack the shit out of your computer so be warned you terrorist piece of shit. and if you try to come to my house just be warned that I know Kung Fu and have a GUN so if you wanna start some shit I'll fuckin be ready to kick the shit out of you. You've been warned, motherfucker. don't FUCK WITH ME again.
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What's your heritage, mtfg? I'm 80% Cherokee indian btw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlhF8DTqhSs
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>>5540286
Hahaha does anyone still have that pic of david's dick in cheska's mouth? Hilarious.
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>>5540289
sheen
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>>5540293
75% Anglo
25% Dutch
Guess that's why I'm quite ugly
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>>5540294
haha just for laughs
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>>5540293
uh like half viet
half diff euro races
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>>5540289
But I don't like bullying. It reminds me of my shameful, wasted youth. Can't we just chat and play?>>5540291
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>>5540293
idk the percentages but mainly asian and white
i got a tiny bit of cherokee but also flip and jap blood
le france too
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>>5540292
Why so anally irriated? lol
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>>5540308
Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything else - word one - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin.
I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.
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>>5540300
Uh, viets are kinda masculine asians to be honestly tbqhonestfamiliar.
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>>5540312
why do u say that
udrk know me so rofl
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>tfw just saw mice in your kitchen
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>>5540310
>le copypasta sperg-out time
Very ladylike, David. Your behavior does not resemble a creepy beta male /r9k/ poster at all. :^)
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>>5540293
75% french 25% south african
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I like when people bully kiwi because I don't like her either but I'm not autistic enough to do anything about it.
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>>5540314
Uhhh I am just being honest but it's true, nothing personnel.
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>>5540289
All of them ;)

>>5540293
Half German, Half Irish.
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>>5540317
Black South African or White South African?
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>>5540319
Keep us posted about who do you like or not. We are very interested in what you have to say.
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>>5540324
Lold desu
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>>5540293
75% sicilian 25% german
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>>5540325
Well you don't have to be such a little bitch about it.
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>>5540321
rofl
shady but shitty desu
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>>5540213
oh jesus I hate this, it happens EVERY DAY AND IT HURTS
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>>5540324
white
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>>5540310

You went from a 8 to a 5 at best.

How do you feel right now?
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tfw 100% pasty white ho

somebody please kill me
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>>5540344
whats wrong w that o-o
asians literally envy paleness often
grass is greener for all i guess
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>>5540341
This. He was freaking handsome as a guy, now as a weird thing he is now he's butt fucking ugly.
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>>5540341

>and paid for it

top kek...
>*eagerly awaiting next episode*
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>>5540344
i wish i was pasty while
im icky bronze
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>>5540346
because i want that booty yo
my white european flat ass genes are garbage

[white selfhatred intensifies]
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>>5540341
>>5540347
well i didn't choose to be trans
yeesh you anons sometimes are dense
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>>5540347
whatd she look like b4 ?
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>>5540347
>butt fucking ugly.

Not true, he passes just not QT.
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>>5540349
you can have my pale white body pls switch with me
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>>5540351
>implying you weren't emasculated hard to the point of transitioning by mighty Cheska
David pls.
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>>5540351

I bet you did though. Somewhere along the line you decided you were trans, didn't you? Did you know you were female before puberty?
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>>5540350
ooo
i think freckles and light hair is cute l-lol
iunno senpai! mayb u have a point if thats what u want but doesnt mean u cant get butt

i like certain features that i dont have but idk dont really mind and go back and forth on what i wanna look like
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>>5540352
On the left: >>5540270
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>>5540347
I went from and 8 to a 4 as far as straight girls are concerned, but then for some reason bi and gay guys satellite me constantly now
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>>5540363
>handsome
sorry i dont see it he just looks like some kind of sitcom dad or some shit
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>>5540365
because you now appeal to the 'aimin low' crowd. of course the looser bis and gays like you whereas the cis people with standards and orderly lives wisely stay away
lots of tranny fall into this category tbhon
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>>5540351

Hey weren't you the trip that was going on a date on NYE and promised pics?
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>>5540360
>>5540361
i'm not reposting my entire life story a fourth time, especially since i know you're the same anon that was there one of the times i did post it
i've repressed girl feelings since i was at least 11-12 and i've felt trans since i was 16, i just had to repress it because of family/cheska
please stop flooding the thread with your bullshit, literally no one cares
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>>5540243
How tall are you? You didnt look fat before? You looked like pewdiepie lol. You look good now too!
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>>5540315
tfw a mouse keeps coming into the office and eating your dad's speakers but he's too much of a stubborn dickweed to put a trap there
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;)
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>>5540370
i canceled it because he made me uncomfortable
>>5540373
5'8"
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>>5540368
I like lgbt people tho, they fuck better
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>>5540362
yeah too bad i don't even have that. i have dark brown hair and flat ass l-lol
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>>5540371

Smells like bullshit tbqhfampai.

Anyway, you downgraded and have to live with it. Life isn't fair indeed.
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>>5540377
because theyre horny damaged beasts with unorderly lives and sex is all theyre good at cause its their livelyhood
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>>5540371
>paranoia intensifies
Sure David, there is only one anon who lashes out at you lol.
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>>5540380
brown is REALLY pretty lol, anything but jet black like me is neat imo
but black is also cool hm
do squats ! eat more !
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>>5540376
Pewdiepie is cool so not an insult. Dont mind the troll..
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>came to last thread to admit some shit
>THAT ENTIRE THREAD
alright well let's all leave it behind.
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>>5540386
fuck off hes terrible
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>>5540371
>"I was always a girl, you see. CHESKA IS RESPONSIBLE FOR MUH MISFORTUNES"
>voluntarily shoves his cock down Cheska's throat
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>>5540385
i already do that but still no butt lol
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>>5540388
Hes funny and good looking?
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>>5540393
#_# in time anon..you will see progress in time
at least some, promise
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>>5539949
Thanks.

Iceweasel decided to recover my tabs because I didn't close it properly.
The red eye was too tempting.

I think I'm stuck here for good.
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>>5540386
>Pewdiepie is cool
I feel so tired. Reading things like that unironically on 4chan made me 5 years older.

Good night mtfg, I need to lie down for a bit...
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>>5540391
can you explain the cheska meme im new thank you :)
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>>5540391
Whats your problem with kiwi? You think shes ugly? You think shes lying about being trans? This hate makes no sense and yeah im new but still makes no sense ?_?
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>>5540394
no
and no
jesus christ whats wrong with you
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>>5540401

He isn't trans and he's an asshole. Simple, really.
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>>5540400
>>5540401
shitpost game on point.
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>>5540399
Hes someone who became a millionaire by talking shit on cam while playing video games. Its cool because its ridiculous and yeah he says funny stuff whenever i do watch his videos. Youre not cooler than me youre just old and bitter more like

>>5540402
Nothing? Hes not ugly to me at all
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>>5540399
markaplier best streamer
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promethazine/codeine
LEAN
E
A
N
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I love my boyfriend
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If we wanna make the vision for /mtfg/ a reality, we gotta put in the hours and make something great.
If you don't share our enthusiasm and care for the vision of this general.
Get out.
Get your shit and get out.
You're done.
I ALREADY FIRED YOU
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>>5540410
>>5540411
i like cock and cum
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I want to twirl my tongue on a transsexual's dickhead as cum is released from the penis.
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>>5540416
made my foot twitch
do that to me
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>>5540413
me too
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>>5540409
I don't even mind, markiplier is pretty immature and clearly caters to younger teenagers and prepubescents, not me, but I guess he's alright for people that age, and he's pretty hot.
>>5540407
He is the unfunniest youtube celebrity, literally worse than iJustine. Unfunny, hateful, loud, obnoxious. He's for small children, and even for small children he's bad, cringeworthy entertainment.
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>>5540420
he does horror games better, is less random, and is kinda cute 8/10
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>>5540424
>8/10
you really do have low standards and are delusional
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>>5540424
I generally don't watch horror let's plays, so I wouldn't know.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrVSvz82Qkk This is how pewdiepie does it.
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>>5540420
If thats your opinion its fine. His viewership count is a testament to how entertaining he is. I wouldnt exactly look for maturity or serious in a gaming channel
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>>5540431
>His viewership count is a testament to how entertaining he is
You have got to be joking
There's no way you can actually believe that's a valid argument, try being more subtle when you just straight up make direct reference to a fallacy.
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>>5540413
who doesnt like cock

seriously I want to know /mtfg/

even if you dont like guys you have to at least kind of like cocks
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>>5540431
>I wouldnt exactly look for maturity or serious in a gaming channel
why not? there's nothing inherently immature about a media being interactive.
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>>5540435
i want to rub girlcocks with you
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>>5540431

>His viewership count is a testament to how peer pressure and being part of the crowd is still extremely prevalent in adolescents.

fixt
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>>5540433
His viewership is high because people watch his videos on an entertainment website. You can keep being upset about it, but you wont change anything
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>>5540435
i wish you could just have like floating cocks to suck whenever you want
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>>5540441
>not worshipping the great cock in the sky already
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>>5540430
I hate pewdies "random" style, but little kids like it, it's a thing now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zz8MCVJb0_k
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>>5540436
Video games for the most part are inherently immature

>>5540439
Popularity may be contagious on youtube but i wouldnt exactly call it a pressure
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>>5540440
People watching something doesn't mean it's good, it means it is possible.
this is like saying something is true because people believe it.
Adam Sandler is one of the most successful actors ever, his movies often sell more than anything else during screenings.
>>5540448
Well yeah, that's his target audience. stupid kids, specifically.
>>5540449
>Video games for the most part are inherently immature
misuse of the word inherently. And there are plenty games that aren't immature.
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I honestly wish I could kill each and every one of you and push you into traffic and kick your teeth in.

Im not even memeing I hate every fucking one of you.
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>>5540453

Put your trip back on and say that to my face, faggot.
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>>5540453
hi mom
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http://strawpoll.me/6524324

>>5540438
I'm sorry anon but I dont like touching my gt

>>5540441
oh my god yes
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>>5540453
I honestly wish someone would push me into traffic too.
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>>5540453

you may now go play in traffic, pls go tx
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>>5540453

dad plz not now
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>>5540453
then why are you here? or is it to look at the delicious trap sauce?
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>>5540452
Be it good or bad, its still providing a form of entertainment

Also no i didnt misuse the word inherently. Playing rated m games can still be very immature
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>>5540456
>all yes
as expected as mtfg
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hay gurlz
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>>5540452
i smell bexe's autism in this post.
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>>5540463
No, they can be immature, but they're not INHERENTLY, ie, by their nature immature.
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>>5540395
i give up ;=;
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>>5540467
Sup Liz
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>>5540467
you look nice
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>>5540462
Being mean to you pieces of shit is my only release that I have. I really do hate all of you. In every single serious way. Like I could use my doc martens and smash your head into the concrete with no remorse than spit on you all. Im not even memeing I want to hurt all of you.
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>>5540469
They are inherently immature because it is playing video games that makes someone immature, not because of what type or rating the content is
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>>5540477

Well good thing you're just a dweeb or we might have to worry.
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>>5540477
why are you so angry? because you aren't passable?

oh, its because "doc martens" are faggot tier
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>>5540468
I wish. I wanna be a popular tripfag.
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>>5540480
How does playing videogames inherently make you immature? that doesn't make sense.
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>>5540484
I'll sell you a popular trip name for 100 gt cash money
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>>5540472
hello Sarah, I'm stuck at work doing inventory how are you?
>>5540473
thanks hon
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>>5540487
>100 gt cash money
h-how does it work?
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>>5540487
I want to BE, not impersonate. And I only have one gt.
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>>5540490
hon isn't a nice word, at least here on 4ch
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>>5540494
how many gt do you have?
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>>5540490
I just finished a three house meeting at work and got pizza again on the way home because fuck it I'm once again not paying.
Gonna go on a walk in a bit I think.
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>>5540453
I like you're funposting style, anon.
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>>5540496
he knows it

anyone else would have said "hun" instead of "hon" to be passive catty
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>>5540477
Please hurt me first. Spit on me too.
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>>5540498
only one ;___;
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>>5540501
>he
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>>5540496
Liz likes to pretend to be one of those ugly people that post on that one shitty forums despite being a qt
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>>5540486
To someone like you it might be more valuable than an immature addiction but for more mature people its considered a waste of time that takes time away from real life achievements. I play games too and I think its immature. I would for sure think it was immature of my parents if they played video games. Please dont see it as an attack on muh vidya, its a personal opinion you dont have to agree with
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>>5540507

>being a qt

highly doubt it, lurked here for 6 months and seen maybe one qt at best, maybe it's her?
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goodnight, your all qts and i hope you all suck cocks
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>>5540511
Thanks anon you are so sweet. If only I had cocks to suck on tonight that would be great too.
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>>5540499
>>5540507
I had pizza too! (it was easier to have them walk down to me that to try and drag myself into the kitchen when I eventually get home
>Liz likes to pretend to be one of those ugly people that post on that one shitty forums despite being a qt
>mfw I sit in my box and get hugged
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>>5540511
Do you kiss your mother with that gt?
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>>5540508
>Please dont see it as an attack on muh vidya, its a personal opinion you dont have to agree with

unfortunately that would take maturity.
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>>5540508
>To someone like you it might be more valuable than an immature addiction
s-someone like me? fugn rood
>but for more mature people its considered a waste of time that takes time away from real life achievements.
It's not an opinion if you state it as fact. again, you're using "inherently" incorrectly. And you have still given no tangible argument for why it's immature, you've just said "it's immature because I think it's immature", that's circular logic.
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tfw no bf/gf to self loathe and be awkward and bad at everything with
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>>5540515
What a mature comment ;^)
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>>5540513
I want to crack a brick over your skull than fuck what's left of it as you're gasping for life.
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>tfw pregnant
I'm praying my brother is not my baby's father
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>>5540516
I just did. Its a net negative resource with addiction properties that sucks you into the virtual world where you can grasp control of an imaginary tale instead of enabling you to work on real achievements in life like a mature and responsible person would
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>>5540520
more like gasping from the physical contact
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>>5540520
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>>5540520

You're on the list.
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>>5540518
You should get one, it's real nice
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>>5540518
>tfw no bf/gf to isolate from society with
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>>5540524

So you're a QT, huh? Why here, what's broken?
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>>5540528
i hate anal
if only someone had a dick big enough to fuck me through my gt
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>>5540519
i think so too.
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>>5540529
how? im social anxeity but decent looks
>>5540531
iktf
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>>5540526
What list?
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>>5540523
Maturity isn't inherently pragmatic, that's not what mature means, and even further, it's subjective what is pragmatic. There is no inherent value or insignificance from something being fictional, achievements are what you make them. Would you call it immature to read high literature?
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>>5540532
>So you're a QT, huh?
don't believe Ondore's lies
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>>5540484
bexe is well known for being a hon autist.
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>>5540540
woah dont be rude to me
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>>5540541
she seems nice enough to me.
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>>5540528
I'm half canadian, stealing this
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>>5540543
I never meant to be rude.
silly, yes. but never rude
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>tfw no boy to slap hard my gt
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>>5540539
Maturity is pragmatic which is synonymous with being responsible. Yes thats what it means. Are you saying being able to subjectively tell apart video games as something not immature, makes you mature? Seeing real value in video games does make you immature by definition. Books are not video games except for the fact they provide a source of temporary escapism. High literature is studied by notable academics for its merit, video games are studied by the media and maybe tech college teachers
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lizbell is the new lain anon
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>>5540546
Rude, rude, rude :(
Hope ya don't have much more work to go :P
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>>5540540
Basch pls
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I don't mean to be rude or nothing but y'all a bunch of queers to me.
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>>5540550

wot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hETVnK_ERQA
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>>5540556
people tell me i look like im on hrt even though im not even on blockers yet. is this good? or does that mean i just look gay and young
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>>5540556
I am pretty queer, I kiss women and everything.
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>>5540549
you gave no valuable distinction that made high literature not immature according to your definition.
And there are video games that are studied by academics. notable is subjective.
You do realize how unsubstantiated many of the things you say are, right? It's like you don't know how to argue at all and don't actually think about your position.
Sorry for ending it on a rude note, I need to bed.
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>>5540550
>lain anon
I'm not familiar with who that is
>>5540552
hopefully not much left, though I am being lazy eating pizza and funposting here when I should be finishing up
>>5540553
>you will never have a 3 way with Balthier and Basch while Vaan spreads propaganda in the streets
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>>5540563
I mean thats ironic since all youre saying is "thats subjective" and "that was weak" instead of providing any sort of substantial counterargument. No worries anon and good night. I hope you hug your video games tightly in bed
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>>5540564
>I'm not familiar with who that is
anon who posted lain
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>>5540553
>>5540564
fuck i need to play more ff12 im underlevelled for demon walls.
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>>5540564
>You will never cuck vaan
Why live
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>>5540564
I always wanted to play XII but never downloaded it
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any1 think its weird kiwi dropped trip and threatened everyone
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>>5540573
no more weird than grace dropping trip to talk about kiwi dropping trip
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>>5540569
>Demon walls
Best part of the fucking game
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I have a really big plump butt
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>>5540566
autists will defend their video games on here like they used to argue their mom to let them play more.
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>>5540578
I'm so jealous I'm literally crying tears of anger.
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hi
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>>5540576
>>5540573
Doesn't everyone drop trip and shit talk themselves and their gf while they wait for next round in CSGO?
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>>5540577
>i will never get crushed like in between demon walls.
anways hows work bb. i havent been sleeping i got brain problems or something
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>>5540582
>tfw you are terrible at vidya
I'm eternal silver.
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>>5540558
No but i had people asking me if i am castrated because of my boobs.
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>>5540583
Works ok. Not getting enough hours.
I had trouble sleeping tonight too.
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>>5540580
Jk it's flat and ugly as sin
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>>5540587
i gotta fasttrack operatiobn popcorn. wish i could help you sleep. ill just bore you with my dead voice and gross feet
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>>5540589
ah. Me2 bae.
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>>5540593
>>5540589

>concave boy ass reporting in
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>>5540585
CSGO is lame anyway, I just play it because Kiwi really likes it.
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>tfw I have a head like the lead singer of the smiths
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>>5540592
Oh shuddup already. I fell asleep fine but a skype call woke me up and i was already too awake to get back to sleep.
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>>5540599
im just teasing. i want to make my feet better. i have like aloe vera i heard that's good for feet idk what else is useful pls help
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>>5540600
use a pumice stone it'll make your feet nice and soft
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>>5540600
Get a pedegg and lotion and rub your feet once a day. Treat yo self.
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>>5540602
>>5540604
ye i have one from before I moved somewhere I'll make sure to go through my boxes for it. i dunno what else i got
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>>5540606
Feet can be really nice and then theyre fun to play with. Or they can be super gross and then they aint.
I'm watching rumble in the bronx.
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>>5540610
your legs holding up bb? i really really hope my feet arent complete garbage but idk lest im trying i think
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>>5540611
I'm sure your feet are fine. Are you flat footed? I prefer curved feet but the difference isnt huge.
My legs are better now that I've had a few days to get over that really bad walk. And I'm visibly starting to lose weight, my belly is getting toned.
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>>5540614
curved didn't even know flat was a thing.
dem gains. i am hoping to get into some kinda routine. when I have privacy I want to start squats and stuff i can't go outside for cardio until summer us over fuck Australia. idk cardio thats not walking or jogging
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>>5540617
>summer
I'm having the opposite problem, it's like 4 degrees outside so I don't wanna go out and exercise
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>>5540617
I'm telling you, walk at night. Its the optimal way. Also
>curved feet
Honestly the genetically superior
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>>5540617
Do it anyway! I went on a 5 hour hike into the hills on a 36c day last week I fuckin love walking and do it all the time :P
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who /pretendingtofight/ here?
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>going to leave to go home from friends house
>her family are having dinner and go to walk the half an hour to the main street so i can get a bus
>her dad automatically gets up to drive me home
;~; i really didnt want to disturb them eating dinner, i protested and was told to just get in the car, feel super bad about it
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>>5540620
Also do this night walks are pretty fun in their own way and I do them a bunch
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>>5540630
why do you not have a bicycle at least?
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>>5540632
stashed at my friends house?
She lives on a big hill and i dont think i would be able to get it back up
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Ok so rumble in the bronx was sorta bad. I'm watching the cook the thief his wife and her lover. Now this is a movie. If i coud make a movie it would look and move like this.
>>5540631
Night walks are an adventure.
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>>5540620
hnngh i have confidence. well it's snake season here so I can't go out period
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>>5540631
I used to walk around Ringwood at night almost every night for 2 years I miss it. Can't really do that here being so close to one of the more known bad parts of Melbourne
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>>5540646
>snake season
Dude fuck straya
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>>5540653
yeah only relevant to farms which nobody lives on except me kill me pls
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>>5540646
I've literally never seen a snake irl outside the zoo desu and I lived 5 hours out of melbourne in the country for like 4 years. We had billions of rabbits though, I kinda miss having the few acres of land and all the animals ;;
>>5540647
I'm charging my phone to go on one within the next hour :3 It's charging really slow for some reason ;;
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>>5540646
>snake season
Sometimes I think Aussies make this shit up so nobody comes to visit them and the continent really isn't the most horrifying place in the world.
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>>5540663
I mean I heard about some people around me having snakes in their barns/houses a few times in summer but I have just never seen one so ?????
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>>5540655
or Canberra
>>5540662
I used to go and play ingress around from where I lived to Eastland and across to the federation estate it was a great way to exercise and upset local opposition. enjoy your walk when you finally get to go on it Sarah!
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>>5540663
>tfw frequently see snakes when going for a beach walk
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any sisters wanna drink some lean with me
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>>5540669
Hi Shell
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>>5540663
its not that bad.. just dont be supprised with the amount of spiders we have, like thats the messed part, you will only pretty much find snakes in rural-ish areas
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>>5540675
Hey there Liz, how you been?
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>>5540676
>Tfw haven't seen a spider that's bigger than a 5c piece in like 6 years
Did I at some point leave australia?
>>5540669
Woah, what state are you again? I only remember you visiting melb :B
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>>5540680
I got my glasses this morning and now I get to go home nowish so I'm actually quite good. how about you?
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>>5540681
>Did I at some point leave australia?
melbourne isn't australia
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>>5540681
See
>>5540684
Its true
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>>5540684
Haven't lived there in like 7 years tho and even then I was at the very end of the train line outer suburbs. Used to get loads of huge spiders in our house and it was the worst.
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>>5540681
>Woah, what state are you again?
West side

>>5540682
Cool. I'm pretty good, just trying to get up the motivation to go exercise.
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>>5540688
bet you walked in on a huntsman spider having a shower huh
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>>5540691
think of the cute things you'll be able to fit into after excercise, that's the best motivation
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>>5540696
>think of the cute things you'll be able to fit into after excercise
And the cute guys that'll want to fit into me ;)

Ok I'm motivated now thanks.
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>wakes up at 6 am
>makes coffee
>listens to old margaret whiting songs while central heat is at 68 degrees

this morning is so comfy. how are you doing mtfg?
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>>5540705
Nothing turns me on more than a guy who wants to wear me
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>>5540712
i want to wear your flayed flesh
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>>5540705
Oh my, that's far better motivation
>>5540709
it's almost 10:30pm and I'm smoking outside listening to Edith Piaf and it's like 84f. Morning Edie
>>5540712
>mfw
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Is anyone into /shortboys/?
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>>5540717
This reply was inevitable
>>5540713
THIS REPLY WAS INEVITABLE
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>>5540717
>Giving a measurement in american
Race traitor
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oh god so much strayaposting oops. im playing viddeeeioogasmss i should be playing a good game
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>>5540057
I've got my stationary bike, I want to learn how to ride my bike so I have training wheels on it...

>>5540081
its actually just a thing I want to do on days that I have electrolysis so I feel less miserables and so I'm getting enough nutrition for healing
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>>5540717

>mfw ur listening to edith talking to edith
it snowed last night here so it's p cold. are you aus?
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>>5540723
b-but I'm being a good diplomat ;~;
>>5540727
Good evening Sheen! how is your electro going anyway? (also yourself)
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>>5540730
>ur listening to edith talking to edith
oh my I didn't even think of that
>are you aus?
sadly, it was 107 today
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>>5540709
It's 10pm and I am outside walking around to work off the slices of pizza I had for dinner listening to bad videogame podcasts, your day sounds way comfier though
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>>5540730
Edith Talking Edith. It's your podcast name.
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>>5540738
so where are you if not home im dumb>
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hi, has the era of the doge passed yet @_@
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>>5540759
hi i have prepares you coffe and yes
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Good morning ladies! I was wondering, have any of you been on a plane/went on holiday while taking HRT? Can I pack a weeks supply without anyone of my friends realizing or getting seized at the airport?
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>>5540764
I've taken 6 month supply across international borders without having a problem. Lol
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>>5540755
I'm home.
>>5540764
I've gone through airport security multiple times with meds (some not even prescribed to me) and not been stopped. Just need to be in a prescription bottle.
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What do you use to moisturise?
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>>5540768
ohh. but the trip had me confused im a retard.
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>>5540769
Ogx coconut hibiscus
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>>5540769
semen
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>>5540773
>tfw you will never rubb semen into your butt to make it smooth
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>>5540770
What?
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>>5540761
>prepared you coffee
marry me
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>>5540764
I've taken over 3 months worth in carry on through UAE you will be fine
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>>5540766
so you think I'll be fine if I just put it in my suitcase then? or is a prescription bottle needed like >>5540768 said?
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>>5540773
tfw you never bumped into jormy in Sydney
>>5540775
isnt your home trip different
>>5540777
im not a good person i just know your timezone now nobody's ever legitimately going to marry me, choke me or step on me.., hard life.
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>>5540787
how do you know tha no-one wants to marry you anon?
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>>5540792
my ex literally yelled at me and said he'd never marry me. i used to ask too much.. it was just my way of saying i loved him but whatever. also degenerates like me probably aint marriage material
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>>5540785
Of its self medding I would just ya pop it in suitcase and for about it. I brought like 1 month unprescribed domestic when I used to self med. I got raped by a tsa agent that time but that's completely unrelated.

Pro tip really go for passing as a guy if you are in the States. Or don't go through the body scanners and get a female pat down. If you get gendered female and go through body scanners (and are pre op) they set off an alarm and they private screen. But know that there are supposed to be TWO people go to private with you!!! Do not go alone!
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>>5540769
srs replies pls guys i wanna know too
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>>5540802
lol idk???¿¿ i don't
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>>5540802
cerave moisturizing cream
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>>5540795
anon pls :_:
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>>5540812
you askedd. i hope you're doing okay.
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>>5540809
what kjind of exfoliator u ppl use
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Ok yea this movie was the fucking bomb.
>>5540787
Ohhhhhhh. Yea, but i use my phone often because my computer is in my room but the television is in the living room, etc.
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>>5540784
>>5540798
Thank you anons! Once again this place has been very helpful ^^

Thank you for the pat down tip, i was definelty going male anyway to avoid any mess but it's good to know. Hopefully the Airport people in spain arn't as bad as american ones like in your experience :(
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>>5540817
i don't use any products im 100% natural garbage
>>5540818
fair enough, i hoope youre warm bb.
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I have this fingernail that is growing under my the sides of my skin
What do I do?
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>>5540817
I have script for epiduo so I just use that every 2 days
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>>5540826
Go to a doctor
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>>5540826
um see a doctorcwhencu can
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>>5540822
I'm actually fucking freezing and totally put of food rn. Lol why do you want to come here even
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>>5540830
to spens time with you and take a break from this awful country. ill come warm you up, maybe not tonight im like halfnaked. fuck summer.
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>>5540822
what natural garbage to you use?
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>>5540826
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPxJ6RR40ZU
I remember there was an episode of round the twist where there was this kid who started growing fingernails everywhere and it turns out he was turning into a merman because his mum was a mermaid and his dad was human and it was time to return to the sea
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>>5540834
anon i AM the garbage im just 100% natural
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>>5540833
I'm gonna make ramen and watch futurama. You better be here by the time my food is done or YOU'RE NOTGE TTING ANY
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Hons are getting upset that kiwi's surpassing most of the girls here
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>>5540828
>>5540829
What can I do before then?
For now I've done what is probably a stupid idea and try to clip the growth.
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>>5540839
ill just eat you instead, whatever that means. i can't move that fast and pls i told you im halfnaked. mercy.
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>>5540840
but I'm never upset about being Attila the Hon
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>>5540837
Hah.

>>5540840
LOL. You are so funny anon.
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>>5540843
cut a V in the middle of the nail
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>>5540843
See a doctor dumbass
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>>5540843
literally wait 10 hrs and call a GP??? it isn't urgent
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>>5540844
Dude in the movie i just watched there was cannibalism dont joke
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>>5540839
what kinda ramen you having?
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>>5540846
Don't worry hon.
You'll get over your hate soon.
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>>5540853
sry bb but yeah let me off the hook just this once, seeing me naked would traumatize you and apparently it's freezing there id die
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>Little Fino sucks the dick of a stray dog so that he doesn't penetrate his (Fino's) mother. Every like (facebook like) counts for a cheer to Little Fino
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>>5540860
how_my_family_got_their_green_cards.jpg
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>>5540843
Call a GP tomorrow silly and don't mess around with it
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>>5540860
Kill yourself
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>>5540868
You first faggot
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>>5540860
can dogs even perform fellatio or would it just be the dog facefucking most like lly ij which the pic is disinfo
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>>5540860
i approve this pic
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>>5540870
Don't fucking dare get pissy with me, you're the one posting pedo-beastiality. Now fucking shut up.
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everyone stand up and say
I AM AN ESTROGENIUS
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>>5540662
I like hitting dirt trails too
maybe post pic another time
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>>5540875
No need to get ass-pained
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>>5540816
im okay and you'll find someone anon have faith!
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>>5540877
>I like hitting dirt trails
is this a euphemism for dirty anal?
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>>5540855
Nigga come one. Two overweight losers erp-ing is not attractive.

>>5540883
No one here is actually marriage material.
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>>5540877
It's super fun if you aren't an idiot like me who did it on a whim in completely the wrong kind of clothing and shoes
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>>5540887
>No one here is actually marriage material.
Chaser opinions
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>>5540887
>No one here is actually marriage material.
>tfw
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2006 I started playing WoW.

2016 I'm still up til almost 7 am playing WoW.
Seriously kill me. Even though I havent played in almost a year and just renewed for a month out of holiday boredom it still just hits me that holy shit I wasted a decade of my life playing this game. Out of the hundreds or maybe even thousands of people I've met and interacted with in this game i've only got TWO long lasting friends out of it. I should have quit at the end of wrath and never looked back.
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moderately qt east coast girl in need of cuddling in the middle of nowhere
send help please
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>>5540887
I'm not even date material
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>>5540898
i'd date you but im not date material either
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>>5540888
I like exercising Outdoors the most
I'm presenting, so I'll have right clothes
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