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/mtfg/ - Death to Crackers Edition 2016-01-13 02:21:37 Post No. 5538679
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/mtfg/ - Death to Crackers Edition 2016-01-13 02:21:37 Post No. 5538679
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▶Informed Consent Providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Conent%20Clinics.pdf
▶Makeup Tutorial: http://imgur.com/a/JO33K/
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▶Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
▶Transition timelines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
▶sam hyde ily pls impregnate my bp
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last cracker >>5537602
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>>5538679
first for suicide unless I win the powerball
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How to get away with murder?
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>>5538679
I'm hungry and have to go to the toilet, but it's too cozy in bed.
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>>5538690
Google "how to get away with murder", dummy
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>>5538677
You should just come out at this point.
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>>5538673
in short, yes but that's only part of what happened
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>>5538690
Get the backing of the US régime and it's corporate interests.
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>>5538678
I'm an academic and I'm trying to transfer unis atm
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>>5538690
Become a police officer :^)
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>>5538677
Seems like she know, why are you hiding it?
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>>5538681
Thanks for the advice. You've lowered my anxiety a little.
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The Case of a Stolen Girltinkler | Daddy Publishing Corp | #1 New York Times Bestseller
- A noir mystery thriller novel written by John McDaddy
Chase Gaynor, a successful private eye native to seedy run-down streets of New York, goes to Thailand undecover only to find out that a shady business is going on! All clues lead to the most heinous Suporn Cartel led by the vicious Dr. Chewondik. Chewondik kidnaps cock girls all over the world and sells their beautiful girlcocks to the Jews who make a famous anti-aging cream out of it. Can Chase Gaynor stop them before the last cock girl has her cock taken away from her?
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>>5538688
I hope my gf wins, I feel kind of bad knowing that if he did I'd treat her better
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hello i am home
ordering a pizza
should i get anything else
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>>5538690
»He was coming right for us«
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>>5538688
you win : we all win cause you'll shut up
you lose : we all win cause you'll shut up
win win situation right there
>>5538678
>Because having a penis is painful and disgustin
that's why you parade around miss cock on the internet ?
>>5538690
become the vice president of the US
have a hunting accident in which you shoot the guy in the face
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>>5538718
BUT THE NONFREE JAVASCRIPT
YOU'LL STARVE!
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>>5538712
hahaha
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>>5538720
Why not?
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>>5538690
Do a 'Jenner'.
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>>5538702
You're a teacher?
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>>5538720
Why aren't you ready? What is holding you back?
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>>5538718
Rapists shouldn't eat.
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>>5538677
Just fucking tell her you dingus. It's getting ridiculous by now. She's onto you, nothing you can do to avoid it and coming out will happen eventually anyway. Don't you think your family deserves some honesty?
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>>5538705
do you have skype or an email or anything?
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>>5538718
Lots of sauce cups you faggot
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>>5538744
Now now, no need to lose head over other people's petty troubles. :^)
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>>5538709
Anytime anon, I'm glad it at least helped a little. Just remember, everyone over a certain age starts their transition socialised as a male, and the prospect of not knowing how to actually be a girl is terrifying. It's a hump that's a lot less scary when you actually get to it and try to tackle it though ^^
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>>5538735
I'm a grad student but yeah I teach college classes too
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>>5538757
you look exactly like a pair of sisters i know named abby and mary
and yay have i accomplished something finally
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>>5538749
[email protected] i think
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>>5538754
I don't lose head m8, I give it.
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EDGAR IS INTERSEX???!
>>5538671
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I want to pin ad to the floor and cover her soles in baby oil then drag a hairbrush over them back and forth.
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>>5538755
If you come out you can HRT on her insurance probably and it'll be directed by a doctor.
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>>5538762
damn pretty impressive, how long have you been teaching? Is it something you always wanted to do?
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>>5538767
Wew lad.
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>spend most of the day driving to hospital to have some stitches removed, driving back, and then seeing family
>eat takeout chinese
>bloated and cramping due to intersex period time, chinese is disgusting despite initially craving it, put it in the trash
>feel cold
>lay in bed
>have a two hour nap
>sleep with mouth open and drool on self
>wakeup, think it's the next day
>an hour late for mones dose
>your family give you stink eye when you emerge from your pretty princess boudoir as they were talking to you and thought you were ignoring them
>watch anime and skype with gf
>1.30am and wide awake
>eat a packet of fig newtons, choke on crumbs, sound like an 80 year old man with bronchitis
>cycle between hysterical laughter and hysterical crying for an hour
>sleep
time off work is great, living the dream
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Good afternoon /mtfg/
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>>5538778
>lad
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>>5538777
Thanks! This my fifth year in grad school and it's been my dream to be where I am now basically since I was in high school. I am lucky to be where I am career wise despite everything else that has happened to me
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>>5538789
::^^^)
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>>5538770
who are you....
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>>5538792
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>>5538766
sent
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>>5538793
I'm you
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>>5538793
Some foot fetishist that has been in this thread all day, ignore them or not.
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>>5538764
oh, not me i swear.
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>>5538795
Let's fug already.
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>>5538791
Well damn thats nice I wish I had a solid career path when I was younger, now I am nothing and will die broke and friendless while every graduate student dives a bmw and lives the life of luxury.
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>>5538771
>nsurance probably and it'll be directed by a doctor.
I could, but consider this: I'm a weak person who can't handle embarrassment well so I don't want to come out rn
>>5538744
>Don't you think your family deserves some honesty?
They'll get their honesty eventually. Just not right now. Maybe in a month or six or maybe more depending on how I feel. Like a year maximum maybe.
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>>5538799
>foot fetishist
ODDISH IS HERE?? AND POSTS AS ANON AGAIN?
AAAAAHH
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>>5538803
Doest thou reside in Londinium my fair lady?
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State of the Union is boring
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>>5538793
One of your fans
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>>5538807
>mfw I footshitpost for lulz
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delivery on the way!
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>>5538717
>>5538623
>I was in the 82nd airborne and pretty hot, I think it's because you put pissy on a pedestal
Did you ever jump an airplane?
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>>5538811
ur boring
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>>5538804
Lol I cant afford to own a car, let alone a ble. I make barely $20k/year and and have about $80k in school debt but the stability and schedule is nice.
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>>5538825
Bmw*
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>>5538814
You gotta prove you're a qt first
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>>5538822
I like how obama is just bullshiting
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>>5538808
OMG stop you are killing me!
Nay, my madame acquaintance.
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>>5538834
give me a throwaway email to send pics too i don't wanna post my face or any unsees here right now
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>>5538835
I like how they zoom in exclusively on people looking uncomfortable
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>>5538825
don't listen to me I am just angry at my horrible life choices, even since I was 15 all I wanted to do was kill myself so I never had a solid career path or life program to follow. I mean I did have my motocross career but redbull energy team fucked me so bad after my crash that I will never go pro again.
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>tfw no cold qt's feet to rape
I am an asexual btw.
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>>5538851
>tfw no redbull energy team to gangbang me so bad i'll have to wear diapers for the rest of my life
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>>5538854
>rape is in the middle
are you fucking kidding me? oddish is scum
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>>5538859
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>>5538859
why do all politicians look the same
gross ugly old lumps of fucking digusting evil
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>>5538770
i like u tickle anon
good plan
keep tickling going ok
salute u my sister
((i think ur motives are more sexual but tickling is tickling ok))
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>>5538854
>You will never lube up ad's feet and push her soles together for the perfect cocksleeve, lightly tickling her arches with a couple of fingers
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>>5538880
tickleanon and scaranon unite
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>>5538886
>tfw will never tickle scaranon's scars
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WHO GET >>5538888
QUINTSSSSSSSSSS
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>>5538886
scaranon isnt as fun...
but do ur thing
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>>5538880
will you post your soles so i can imagine tickling them? + also tell me the most ticklish parts of your feet pls thank u
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>into feet
Gross
I walk on that!
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>>5538910
u can walk on me too bb
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>>5538907
>pop my round scars like zits
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Booooooring
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>tfw I love my boyfriend and he loves me
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only 62 levels to go @_@
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>>5538915
B-but how that can be arousing to you? Feet are disgusting.
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What should I even do all night
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>>5538918
Your butchered 35 year old face is boring, Mangogo
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>>5538924
Well honestly I was just funposting but A. they're really cute and soft, and B. licking them is really degrading and subby.
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>tfw no chaser's face to sit on
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>>5538945
>tfw no qt grillpussy in my face
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>>5538942
Good funpost tbqh.
So it's like a degradation fetish? Ooh I get it.
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>>5538916
you don't know how often ive had someone start fucking digging into my arm or something because they had a thing for popping zits and mistook a scar for one
literally had someone on more than one occasion reopen year old holes cus of that. fuckin hurt
>>5538925
yay
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>>5538923
>2016
>playing female draeni and not human
At least your using the cutest hair option
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Serious question here, what's a good way to avoid getting a loose asshole? I really enjoy guys fucking my ass, but my current boyfriend's dick is rather thick. I'm scared of becoming too loose to be enjoyable. Vaginas, being muscles, will slowly revert back to their original size, but from what I understand that's not the same case with assholes. So how can I prevent or at least postpone the stretching of my ass?
confused anime girl 69.jpg
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>>5538938
Suck my big fat cock sir
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>>5538930
find a boyfriend i did and im so happy now
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>>5538960
humans cant be shamans.....
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>>5538952
Ouch.
I would really hate to know someone who is into popping zits because it's disgusting.
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>>5538972
>shaman
You are just ugh
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>>5538966
Whoa Angie so rude, what came over you?
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>>5538973
totally agree, jesus christ
that was one of my biggest reasons for burning bridges with them.
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Serious question here, what's a good way to avoid getting a loose asshole? I really enjoy guys fucking my ass, but my current boyfriend's dick is rather thick. I'm scared of becoming too loose to be enjoyable. Vaginas, being muscles, will slowly revert back to their original size, but from what I understand that's not the same case with assholes. So how can I prevent or at least postpone the stretching of my ass?
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>>5538973
I really like popping my own its so fucking satisfying
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>>5538952
rufcknsrs
do people just randomly touch you?
I would go crazy senpai
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>can't find the effort to do anything
>even shitposting feels like a chore
>i'm ending up like this more and more
i hope the image is relevant, because i picked it at random
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>>5538987
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>>5538977
its the only class im worthy to healslut on, cmon anon cut me some slack
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>>5538925
bc i love tickling feet and i'd like to see them
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>>5538945
need chaser bf
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>>5538995
Sounds like depression, go to a therapist
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>>5538983
I don't give a shit anymore
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>>5539005
Personally I wouldn't want to have a chaser as my bf but as a fuckbuddy only.
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>>5539000
try asking a girl rofl
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>>5539020
i don't care about gender i just love tickling feet gdi show me
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>>5539011
You're so cool and not lame now I would suck your big fat dick tbqhon
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>>5539022
Just stop it
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>>5539027
Now you're being lame again so no thanks
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>>5539007
that would take more effort than i have
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>>5538818
Wait, your local pizza place has a cute anime girl as their background image?
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>>5539036
nice meme
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Who's in Europe now? 420 blaze it.
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>>5539045
thx :u)
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>>5538964
Kegals?
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>>5539046
me, its 3:22am
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>>5539044
yours doesn't?
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>tfw you're coming down with the lewd disease again
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>>5539060
I shouldn't be jelly but I am.
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>>5539061
show butt
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>>5539061
iktf
wanna fuck me? i need it bad bb
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>>5539058
Blaze it prematurely then
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Yay, I got a "long life" cartridge for my home laser hair removal gun for only 21 bucks, they retail for 75$.
>not as good as doctor lasering muh face but cheap as hell
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>>5539061
You say disease as if it's a bad thing
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can I get a hugbox
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can someone post their fucking soles please?
be the hero ricky was for us
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>>5539061
It's like malaria, you'll always have it
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>>5539061
1. show butt
2. show feet
3. show navel
4. show nose
5. show right bob
6. show benis
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>>5538987
Actually wait I just found this maybe it will help:
http://www.stmarksfoundation.org/uploads/docs/patientinformationleaflets/SM07-05%20Anal%20%20leakage.pdf
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>>5539069
i dont smoke anymore
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>>5539070
how well has home laser worked for you so far?
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>>5539077
>navel
200%lewd.jpg
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>>5539083
>not wanting more sole to lick
c'mon
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pizza <3
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>>5539061
What's the cure?
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>>5539079
Then ur not one of the cool kids anymore :/
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>>5539081
It doesn't perma remove stuff for me, but it works the same as if i were to wax or pluck my hairs.
You know that sizzle/burn you get if you go to a doctor? Its like that, but far far less intense.
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>>5538998
Not being a submissive priest.
I've "healed" a lot of tanks... Thoroughly :3
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>>5539092
>eating shit food
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>>5539092
Looks like bad diarrhea of a Chinese farmer, kid.
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>watching YouTube videos with bestfriend
>someone gets called out for being "pretty, blonde, happy, and well-to-do"
>bestfriend "the first half of that statement sounded pretty familiar" looking at me over his glasses
>share a laugh about how I'm not a happy or personally wealthy person
>let it go until I have to go home
>thank him for implying I'm pretty
>"yeah well..."
>mfw
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>>5539072
hugbox, wtf are you talkin about
you know youre cute stop ittt gorgeous
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>>5539097
IPL?
I've seen decent results with the tria 4x for some permanent reduction. Not as good as clinic results, but decent.
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>>5539061
Elanna guess what
I have the ability to play sm4sh now! We got a new roommate and he brought in his nice tv and wii u and its really fun
so sometime really soon we need to play together
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>>5539108
Haha benis :D
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>>5539105
>him
Is he your fuckbuddy or is he already taken?
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>>5539092
Share some pls
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>>5539113
yep, i have a big ol' laser gun to shoot my shadow away
I'm hoping with this cartridge i'll get some okay results, if nothing its great as an alternative to shaving (although i know you aren't supposed to do it daily)
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>>5539108
Elanna will you post the soles of your cute lil feet
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>>5539131
Just fuck off creep
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>>5539064
You shouldn't be...
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Art is the end goal of a society, society isn't the end goal of art.
Discuss.
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Oh god I want some pizza bad.
Someone please rub pizzas all over my body.
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>>5539139
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>>5539075
>someone actually saved that
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>>5539141
as deep as ur bp
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>>5539139
oh god is that how the food actually looks there
ive only seen it posted on /ck/
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>>5539148
I came to it like 20 times by now, sorry
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>>5539148
is that you
MORE PLS i need to cum
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>>5539141
anime was a mistake
discus
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>>5539125
We're just two single people who are super close best friends don't try to trick me
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>>5539108
>Masturbating does NOTHING
Silly, you don't masturbate! You get a strong man to hold you gently from behind, poking your butt with his hard dick before princess carrying you to the bedroom to lewd you
>tfw no bf ;_;
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>>5539158
Here, have more for you to cum on daddy~
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>>5539156
Yep, taken straight from their facebook page
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>>5539168
>tfw bf is 2000 miles away
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>>5539148
did it tickle writing it
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>>5539156
Yeah, just look at their Facebook
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>>5539174
iktf
anyone wanna typefuck me
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>>5539168
plsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
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>>5539093
>implying there's a cure
it's terminal
it just appears in breakouts
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>>5539160
It wasn't. Ghibli was a mistake.
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>>5539180
do me too
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>>5539155
My bp is virgin and tight.
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>>5539143
Me too
Let us share a moment of solidarity
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>>5539190
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>>5539093
No cure, but the symptoms sometimes subside for a while before they flare back up. I had it pretty bad last night, sudden unexplained hormone-induced lust-crush on best friend included, but today I don't want to bf and lewd my friend anymore so I think I've got it under control again. I'm glad I'm not actually into him romantically, I'm going to be renting a room in the same house as him this semester, blushing like an idiot all the time around him would have made things super awkward.
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i <3 cock desu
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>>5539165
Just invite him to your place and when he's sleeping, start fondling his cock to see how he reacts.
If he likes it then go deeper and lick it until you end up with him pounding your ass really hard.
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>>5539193
I'm not a liar ;-;
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>>5539187
wanna typefuck together
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>>5539092
my partner and I made a pizza too!
>>5539103
anon, I think maybe u should see a doctor if u think it's normal for anyone to have diarrhea that contains whole undigested leaves
>>5539141
u could probably argue that some art does have the end goal of society and whether it's intended or not art serves to shape culture and society
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>>5539156
WHO ARE YOU
undertale poster....
hi....
we are destined to be friends
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>>5539201
can I fuck you
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>>5539198
same
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>>5539194
>would have
Will. Will make things awkward. Sorry but i gotta tell it like it is
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>>5539139
> getting Lasagna at a hole-in-the-wall pizza place
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>>5539200
L-lewd!
(Pls post more)
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>>5539157
>>5539158
>I came to it like 20 times by now, sorry
Fuck I don't know why but comments like these are an incredible turn on.
>>5539175
Sorry I have a huge foot fetish but I am not into tickling. Anything else goes tho.
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>>5539204
Gas yourself, this sub-reddit is for Aryan master race members only.
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>>5539217
i like to piss on basically everything in public bathrooms, plus clogging the toilets and sinks
i also key cars regularly
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>>5539205
just an anon poster who put on a trip
toriel a cute
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>>5539229
YES
um i have a reason i cant rly say on the 4chan
that we're twins
aaa what brings you here
what do you usually post about
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>>5539226
blonde hair and blue eyes is objectively shit, brown hair and green eyes is the true masterrace
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>tfw eating an entire pizza doesn't cure your horniness
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>>5539200
He doesn't like my family and claims to have never let a girlfriend share his bed
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>>5539229
Papyrus gives me a BONE-r.....
get it...?
d..do you get it?
>i thought it was HUMERUS
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>>5539241
>>5539229
boop
>>5539244
rofl, this pic
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I hate to say it but my experiences with other trans communities so far are kinda leading me to believe that 4chan's is the most sane
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>>5539244
what kinda pizza did you have?
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>>5539244
Why would pizza cure horniness?
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>>5539244
>tfw u had unsatisfying sex last night and ur even hornier now
fml
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>>5539250
That is a little terrifying.
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>>5539225
Would you mind posting more if it's you? I'd even pay.
Your soles are fucking perfect, ignore the other posters.
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>>5539250
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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>>5539255
I bet it was with a woman u homo, lol
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edie's bloggin& (ID: !!8AhHSGD36ji)
2016-01-13 03:53:51
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>tfw you grew up with a single mom who never cooked and now rides motorcycles/gets tattoos in her free time
i think it's so cute that she's cooking and everything now though lol. i just talked to her for awhile on the phone and she suggested colorado as a place for me to live so now i'm looking into it.
how was your day mtfg? did you have a nice tuesday?
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>>5539250
Probably is
At least here criticism exists abeit often exaggerated
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>>5539254
A MERRY CAR!
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>tfw no tall bf/gf to cuddle you while its -3 under an electric blanket
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>>5539263
are you saying there's somewhere better cause if so I'd like to see it
and I've only met like maybe 1-3 trans people irl that aren't fucking batshit
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>>5539244
>not passing out after eating an entire pizza
pls it's like ur body doesn't need to conserve all energy to let ur digestive system deal w/ the huge calorie bomb >_>
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>>5539272
im 6'1 hmu
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Could you guys sort of post the symptoms you had that meant you knew you were trans?
I sort of need to know for reasons.
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>>5539267
No
It was bad
Also someone post a vid of you being trolled by two guys
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>>5539223
well like that's just like ur opinion, a significant portion of art has some goal behind it attached in some way to society and may not have come about otherwise and tbqh idk how much u can rlly realistically separate the two and judgments of merit are also tightly tied with culture and society, u just gotta look at the history of censorship to see that
>>5539226
race war!
>>5539243
wut about blue-grey/green depending on light and context with some gold?
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>>5539211
At this point I'm just hoping I can get rid of this facial hair before the inevitable. ;_;
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>>5539266
you know what's great? im stealth so i can just totally destroy girls bathrooms too. also like to throw rocks at cars
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>>5539264
i kind of wish i were still attracted to women because they seem safer to me than men but thinking about having sex with someone with a vagina is just like ...ew. i need a big strong man to headpat me and put his dick inside all of my orifices ._.;;
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>>5539267
Put app on ur phone
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>>5539259
Post your skype and I might bb.
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>>5539254
lets fuck
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>>5539276
>not passing out after eating
bleh that makes me feel so much worsee when I wake up but sometimes it can be rlllly hard to fight off
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>>5539246
sans please
>>5539241
>>5539249
wosh you soul
that we're twins? maybe we should be friends :3
and i dont post much, usually just anime images or about trans stuffs
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>>5539284
>Jew inciting race wars again
Predictable.
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>>5539280
My whole life I remember I just kinda always wanted to be a girl and it was pretty hard for me to accept it but eventually I did just accept that cis people don't have those constant nagging feelings
I still have doubts sometimes but I think it's mostly just because I still don't really want to be trans cause being trans sucks.
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>>5539291
please post more here holy fuck i wanna fuck your feet
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>>5539280
Sensation of disconnectedness from self as told to me by others
Discomfort with changes related to puberty
Desire to be female (important)
Fear of becoming male
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>>5539259
Why are so many chasers into feet ( . . )
>footception.jpg
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>>5539281
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>>5539284
i can dig it
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>>5539288
So who did you have sex with yesterday?
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>>5539277
literally a foot shorter than you
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>>5539288
What about women that don't happen to have a vagina?
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>>5539293
where u at bb>?
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>>5539304
I can't play webms on my phone
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>>5539302
wtf whys it go on forever
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>>5539224
It's Kay I'm used to it, she only wants me for how big my gt is ;~;
You feeling any better?
I hope you taking stuff for it
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>>5539317
vlc app
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>>5539291
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>>5539318
Whoaaaaaa dudddeeeee.....
i'm like
yeahhhhh
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>>5539316
NA NYC
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>>5539300
Are you a dude or a trans chick? Always wanted a dude to dom with my feet.
I mean trans chicks are great and all but that cum tho..
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>>5539329
are all trans this slutty about cock?
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>>5539291
it's im.gay187
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>>5539298
yeah, sooo predictable that u wont see the final real surprise attack and twist of the knife that finishes u all off
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>>5539332
i'm a dude, and coincidentally i've always wanted to be dom'd by a chick with her feet hnnggg
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>>5539329
Did he fuck your boypucci?
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>>5539317
t r a s h e d
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edie's bloggin& (ID: !!8AhHSGD36ji)
2016-01-13 04:05:23
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>>5539281
why is that?
>Also someone post a vid of you being trolled by two guys
i saw someone post a video of that claiming it was me, but it wasn't. i don't post ads/escort. what confused me the most was that the video was like 3-4 years old and the woman sounded black. not to mention everyone here should know how deep my voice was back then. i suppose gullible people will believe anything tho.
>>5539289
i know lmao! i love her so much.
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>>5539321
Thanks
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>all these fools hitting on my gf Ricky
Fuck off shes mine. I'm going to do coke with and lewd her all night first like a girl Scarface.
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>>5539297
ooo well that makes sense
im not a cuteposter though... be warned...
are you new? or just new to tripping
cause im a WELL KNOWN SHITPOSTER
((do you play any vidya besides undertale ?? ))
>>5539326
i like ur memes a lot
>>5539348
hi edie !!
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>>5539352
Booger pls.
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>>5539359
..what ever happened to him (her?)
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>>5539348
Yeah the video was questionable
Anyways my bf was mad at me because I vanished for the night.
Just felt pretty down all day
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>>5539363
detransed, is in gaygen usually i fink
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>>5539341
yeah, at least he tried to but he didn't listen to me and use fingers first so it hurt too much and i made him stop. i was posting about it this morning so i won't go on but that is why it was unsatisfying
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>>5539363
Gets mad boypussy every day yo.
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>>5539371
Not with his tiny dangler. Like a lil smokie that thing is.
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>>5539317
>falling for the iShit meme
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>>5539338
top kek
is that truly your account name or is this all an elaborate ruse?
>>5539340
niice
would be fun to get someone to worship my legs, never had the pleasure
>>5539352
Bae dudes are just fucktoys to play around with and trash right after. You're my girl and we would have a lot more fun ;p
>>5539359
Don't give me feels.
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>>5539375
top laugh
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>>5539370
> he didn't listen to me
Wow what a dick.
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>>5539386
>that image
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>>5539331
idk man i see more people with blue eyes than green ones, the exclusivity has faded since the glory days of The Führer
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>>5539386
aaaaaaaa what is that
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>>5539366
frog I forgot to respond to your post earlier but my skype is crystalopaque btw
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>>5539384
>leg worship
holy shit yes, id fuck your thighs to pieces
dem calves too
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>>5539386
Jesus christ
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>>5539354
>tfw will never save asriel
im just new to tripping, ive been around for a bit
of the games you posted in the last thread i used to play maple and league, itd be fun to play maple with someone, i havent played that in a long time
>>
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>>5539243
I have blonde hair and blue eyes and I always wished my hair was darker, this shit just feels so boring.
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Undertale sucks
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>>5539331
I kind of know it doesn't but he's never had a gf before and I don't want to hurt him, I was being really selfish when I started the whole thing and now I don't know what to do.
I still like him btw
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>>5539394
>>5539396
>>5539402
my eyes when
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>>5539413
STOP
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>>5539384
I promise it's my skype, you can add it and i'll confirm right away
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>>5539411
holy shit that picture
triforce? satan?
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>>5539411
You suck [spoiler] my penis [/spoiler]
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>>5539413
please don't
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>>5539384
You have your fun with the boys then bb. I have a mild case of the ufuflu rn too.
>tfw the last girl I hooked up with worshiped my thighs and legs and it was amazing
Oh how I'd love to return the pleasure for you.
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>>5539419
yum
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>>5539409
Whitey pls leave, reee
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>>5539419
>tfw no precum soaked penis to suck on
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>>5539406
you should join me/edie/pookie on reboot sometime! maple really has a special place in my heart, if you wanna add me on skype i can tell you when im playing next (ign is GGPP)
also that image is really cute, where do you get yours from? im usually on /r/undertale if i want pics desu
also asriel is precious l-lol his theme is emotional
really in love with all the characters
>>5539411
haha
>>5539413
what do u even do if this happens
>>5539428
im half white should i come here every other day
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>>5539331
>Thought came after art.
uh.. proofs?
And age doesn't really say anything about importance.
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>>5539413
>>5539386
those are pretty cool looking desu.
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>>5539436
I've dyed my hair black, it looked crappy and like a wig
i've bleached my hair
it turned yellowish over time
i grew my hair out
ayyyy, decent middle grounds
>tbhonest i liked being blonde best
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>>5539443
why are they an emo band hello
wanna talk emo
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>>5539428
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Blond hair is inferior, black/violet hair is the best tbqh.
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>>5539449
blonde/brown is really pretty imo @_@
-black haired poster
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>>5539428
>>5539448
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Anyone want to recommend some good games for me?
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>>5539401
I have a bit of thigh gap too. Would love to get some wood rub into it.
>>5539415
Kinda late where I am, I'll add you tomorrow. A good chaser can wait.
>>5539423
>I have a mild case of the ufuflu rn too
>ufuflu
Bae, I don't think that means what you think it means lol. Don't worry tho I get what you mean! You're such a little slut but I love it.
Fuck me, I could really do with someone in my bed rn ;(
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>>5539436
Yeah, lots of girls have gotten jelly over my natural color before but it's just borrrrrring.
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>>5539452
No it's not. Even dying a weeb color like blue or red is better than having a blond hair.
- fellow black haired (master race) poster.
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>>5539455
Dr. Langeskov, The Tiger, and the Terribly Cursed Emerald
free too
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>>5539457
Doesnt ufuflu mean a sudden lust for cock?
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>>5539320
yeh I know what u mean, esp when she drops the l word and then makes u cry infront of everyone for a joke, but at least u get to punish her again afterwards o//////o;;;
uhhh no trying to get up to stay hydrated is hard enough a chore I've been falling in and out conciousness
>>5539408
elanna ur never free from it u constantly send out slut vibes unconciously >.>;;;
like a true hibachi, so scary~
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>>5539455
I am a videogame expert what kind of games do you like
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>>5539465
That cock sometimes ain't human.
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lmao this thread
>>5539466
Goddamn it, do I really send out slut vibes? ;~;
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>>5539471
*whips out muh orc dick*
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>>5539471
Last night the thread was talking about doge weenurs
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>>5539457
It's 4am here too, it's ok. I hope you do add me! I can wait
>>
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>>5539470
I can like nearly anything
Perhaps something fast paced might be good right now though.
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>>5539477
W-what did they talk about?
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>>5539457
post thigh gap holy shit? would love to massage your legs while fucking them
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>>5539481
D3?
What's that?
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>tfw your hair is really nice for once but you have to wear your headphones to hear shit
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>>5539474
u send out all kinds of vibes desu
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>>5539474
Post your feet foot soles sole, Elanna!
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>>5539483
Sucking a dog weenur mostly
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>>5539457
Careful with calling me a slut. It will only make me want to do so much more to and for you.
>The day I fall down all sweaty next to Ricky in her bed after much lewding.
Mmm. Cant come soon enough.
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>>5539492
Already have it
I finished it
Kinda boring though
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>>5539490
diablo 3!
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>>5539441
yea that sounds like it could be fun, whats your skype?
i get most of my images from undertale general, i just expand all and save the ones i like
and yea asriel is really cute, i like a lot of the characters too
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>>5539501
Play Amnesia: Dark Decent
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>>5539498
Also I was told ufuflu meant craving cock! Oops!
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>>5539505
oo i checked utg once or twice did get some
call me a shitter but i just saw vague frisk x asriel thing and i liked it (this is my way of warning you im a fujoshi)
email [email protected] and ill give it to ya !! lets be friends !!
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>>5539507
i think ufuflu is when hrt turns you straight and makes you into a cock-craving slut
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>>5539497
S-someone sucked off a doge?
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>>5539501
for real, play >>5539463
its short and really fun
>>
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>>5539512
i thought ufuflu is when hrt makes you crave doge dick
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>>5539517
bullet lust vibes >////>;;;
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>>5539516
What's it about?
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>>5539517
wait hold on just a minute, how is this my fault?? i havent lewdposted once :_:
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>>5539476
I'd fuck an orc, I have a thing for green brutes. Especially their women. I'd want one to fuck my brains out in the roughest way possible.
>>5539478
That's a good boy! Keep it up and you're in for a treat.
>>5539477
Yeah they're all sluts like that. They'd fuck anything alive. Maybe not even that lol.
>>5539485
There'd be a whole lot more you'd have to do to them to get the chance to fuck them. Just like in all other instances off sex, it's a good idea to lube up the body part you want to fuck. That means using your tongue.
>>5539498
>Also I was told ufuflu meant craving cock!
It kind of makes me angry when my girl wants to fuck dudes. I kinda want to be rough to you after hearing that. Gotta take out those sexual frustrations somehow. Clawing your hips and making you scream from pain (and pleasure I guess) would be good enough.
>Cant come soon enough
That's what I'm thinking about you too ;)
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>tfw no doggie bf
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>>5539525
its a 20 min game a'la Stanley Parable where you're behind the scenes of a person playing a game
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>>5539532
iktf
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>>5539531
I know I'm in for a treat, you're cute af and have beautiful soles
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>>5539533
Will check it out
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I play video games wayyyyyy too much
I need to get a life...
but its scary outside.
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What breed of doge is best for being your ... friend?
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>>5539544
a cat
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>>5539543
Tilly, ur silly!
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How do I stop obsession about getting a vagina next year?
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>>5539543
whoa
i dont see point of going outside unless ur buying tasty things w fun people tho...
keep doin it ok
>>5539544
putaknotonitforum.net
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>>5539544
Huskys
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>>5539092
at least cut the stems off the spinach you fucking barbarian
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>>5539559
Ur sillyler! !! <<.>>
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>>5539535
It only takes doggie talk to summon Raifu
>>5539539
thanks bb
>>5539551
Think about how painful it will be. Iagine the stitches and possible clitoral necrosis.
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>>5539566
imagine*
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>>5539558
Whoa jormy, they are so qt.
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>>5539544
aibo ers7m3
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>>5539531
i have no objections, i'm thirsty as fuck and my tongues drippin drool
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>>5539566
But I still waaaant it.
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bluuhh
i'm all dizzy and nauseous now after eating and I
had a random nosebleed
>>5539544
my partner got an akita to protect me
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>>5539556
WOW
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>>5539543
why do people put their real names on the internet >_>
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tfw started hrt today
did i win
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>>5539580
>real names
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>>5539579
oops wrong dog fucker forum xd
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>>5539544
i want one of these
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B-but which breed of doge has the biggest knote?
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Dog penurs look so weird
I really want a bad dragon dog dildo but irl it looks like it would hurt the dog to touch it.
>I have touched doge penus before, not bad
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>tfw accidentally let your what.cd ratio dip under the requirement by 1
>tfw youre certain you wont get any upload because your internet is trash
welp
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>>5539574
Too bad you'll have to wait. You're already luckier than the rest of us.
>>5539579
What kind of shady site is that anyway lol
>>5539573
Bb, you can't afford to have objections anyway. This is the point where I'd tell you to shut up and get started but alas :)
>>5539581
Congratulations! You won emotional instability and a slim chance at moobs!
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>>5539593
ok its time for bed @________@
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>>5539593
You've given a handjob to a dog?
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>>5539595
sorry, you can smack me if you want, hnngh
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>>5539593
that's enough /mftg/ for tonight I think
I take back what I said about y'all being sane
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>>5539591
Just get a mastiff and kiss your butthole goodbye
they weigh as much as a person, eat as much as a person, die really fast
have huge dog dongs
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>>5539595
thanks bitch but i already have gynecomastia and the doctor said i can expect significant breast growth. don't be jelly
>>
Is anybody here into small penis humiliation?
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>>5539593
I consider myself pretty degenerate but holy shit is that not the most degenerate thing I've heard
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>>5539608
lol
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>>5539605
I'm not jelly, I was just cynically joking. But you're right, you will get more than I'll ever get. Best of luck with your transition.
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>>5539607
I read an article about it. Sounds p weird tbqh
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>>5539607
i'm into the idea of me not having a penis and the fact that i have one is humiliating, among other things v.v
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>>5539617
i want to fuck and eat your ass
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>>5539595
I know but shit still sucks.
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I wonder if any people here really who took the knot or if it is just funposting.
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>>5539614
thanks b [spoiler]it actually kind of sucks because i'm only out to 1 person so my extended family is going to be pretty surprised when i have tits for no reason[/spoiler]
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>>5539626
i spend too much time on /vg/
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>>5539603
Why am I shaking already ;_;
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>>5539627
/mtfg/ is giving me the dicklust now
How to stop? Very distracting while trying to play vidya
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>>5539593
>not bad
Story time?
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>2016
>knot having doggy dildos
y?
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>>5539620
o-oh goodness
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>this thread rn
>>5539623
It's all just shitposting, just like your anime girls.
>>5539626
Baby steps anon, baby steps. Who knows, you might even get their support from the get-go.
also
>tfw no Hanako gf
>>5539631
Which threads desu?
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>>5539634
It never ends, it never stops, just bare with it
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>>5539627
What if it's both? What if the funposters actually took the knot before?
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>tfw desperately want a relationship and love, but I know that anything I get involved in will only end up hurting me because I'm pretty sure I'm bipolar and my mood swings would scare away any sane person
Oh even to top that off I have pretty bad ADHD too so I'm a moody unfocused psycho. I might as well kill myself right now because who will ever love a tranny with head problems.
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>>5539640
ummm... w-ow jormy, which one is molded from urs??? o.o
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>>5539649
It's getting increasingly hard to do so
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>>5539647
>Which threads desu?
you can find me shitposting in /smtg/ and roguelike general
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I don't want to have a dog for lewds you bakas!
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>>5539663
Virtual reality knotting when?
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>>5539653
Far right because that one looks like a real gt
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>>5539669
when the The Oculus Rift gets released
>customizable knottinklers
>unlimited virtual knotting
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>tfw you put on your bra and get a boner
l-lol
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>>5539652
Unstable girls are the cutest anon. I know I have a thing for them. Afterall who's better to have a relationship than someone who understands what I'm going through? I was blessed with a troubled gf and we both ended up easing each others weight. People look for different things in their partners, there's definitely someone out there who'd fall for you as you are. Keep your chin up.
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>>5538690
How to get away with suicide?
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>>5539671
>not being a doge girl
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>>5539677
>tfw standing naked in front of a mirror and get a boner from looking at myself
lol?
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>>5539669
Be the change you want to see in the world
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>>5539684
Butt stuff isn't my thing
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>>5539683
>that pic
fucking creepy
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>>5539683
me in the middle
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>>5539643
id eat your ass out til its sopping wet then fuck you brainless while groping your thighs and chest the whole time
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>>5539691
You don't know what a beautiful social progress is, bigot!
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>>5538756
>everyone starts socialised as a male
Yeah, but I don't socialise as anyone at the moment.
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>>5539673
I can't wait, I'm honestly getting tired of my dogs biting
>>5539688
I will, thanks anon ^^
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>tfw no orc bf
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>>5539701
Have you actually fucked a dog elanna?
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>>5539678
There is this one girl I am super into and shes a total fuckup just like me and has weird traits just like me, but shes not looking to date and only wants to be friends so I'm not going to bother chasing that or trying for anything.
When I told her that I rated grocery stores by their drinking fountains and how cold they are, she said she does the exact same thing and it felt like i met a kindred spirit.
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>>5539701
>doesn't like to be bitten on the back while doge is riding you
step up ur game senpai
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>>5539707
wow so random! xD
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>ironic knotposting
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>>5539698
Well, I more mean that they way you were raised was as a male. In a way, it sort of makes it easier to let go if you aren't actively socializing as a male though.
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>>5539717
>ironic
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>>5539707
don't ever let your feelings slip out unless you know for sure she has some too
trust me man if you do youll ruin everything long term
speaking from experience with someone i thought was a kindred spirit too
>also a psychopath
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>>5539722
:^)
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>>5539696
t-that is pretty lewd anon. but also hot >.>;; i have to admit that anyone who eats my ass will have me moaning in short order
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>>5539706
N-no >.>
>>5539711
it hurts tho!!
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Anyone here with even a passing interest in anime should watch Hourou Musuko.
I cried my eyes out just watching the first episode because I knew exactly what the protagonist was feeling and going through. Though, honestly, in the beginning and end it really feels like the author herself went through these very same feelings at some point during her life, and, like Takatsuki, in the end, decided [spoiler]not to pursue transitioning and bears with living like a normal girl[/spoiler].
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Precum leaking horse cocks
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>tfw you are always feel like an outsider
>tfw you will never have a reliable friendship
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>>5539728
would you be able to moan with my fingers in your mouth? i'd love to hear you try
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>tfw no righteous crusader gf Ricky to take and bend my elf body to her will
>tfw no orc would stumble upon such a scene and join in
;~;
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>>5539707
Aw anon, that sounds cute. I don't want to give you false hopes but I think the strongest romantic relationships develop through friendship.
If she wants to be your friend and there's chemistry why not just enjoy your time with her? You can't force love, it will develop on its own if it's meant to happen. If not, it's okay - you gained a friend and you'll find someone else in the future. Or she might find you, love works its way in in the strangest of ways like a mini miracle.
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>>5539732
Um the manga is way better you know.
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>>5539731
Just bite the pillow when doge is being way too ruff with u
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Well I finished that game Tilly recommended
What do now?
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>>5539736
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>>5539744
This american manga is disgusting. being lesbian is against god.
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>>5539750
what game tho?
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>>5539751
exactly
>tfw i captioned this pic tbqhonest
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>>5539754
Dr. Langeskov, The Tiger, and The Terribly Cursed Emerald
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>>5539749
>implying I don't use another knot as a pacifier
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post butt pls maddie
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>>5539762
Jesus Elanna please. My gt can only get so erect.
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>>5539752
>american manga
>american
>manga
Fucking dropped.
>>5539743
>tfw I'll never chose to be vigilant and slay you both instead
I'm a sinner, succumbed to lust and would be blown away by the winds of hell through all eternity.
Male orc or female orc though?
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>>5539768
o-ok anon but i'm no jormy desu :\
unsee.cc
/sipunazo/
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>tfw be average, probably could pass after hrt
>shy and awkward cus of isolation, only attract weirdos, other qts with confidence treat you like air
>not sure if should stay single forever or settle with other average but broken people because lack the prerequisites to be with a secure, happy normalfag
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>tfw both into bestiality and black men
C-coincidence? I think knot.
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>>5539776
hnnng, i want to rub my dick between your cheeks
spread butt and post pls? would fuck dry after licking you wet
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>>5539784
post booty
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>>5539776
Wow, not bad at all.
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>>5539776
There goes the thread.
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>>5539776
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>>5539776
How to get a good butt?
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hi girlls whats up rn?
im about to go get some lunch i think. i hope everyone is well
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>>5539776
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>>5539801
>bypucci found
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So I just got my session laser treatment yay! My face is really pink and sore now though :c Hype for smooth and silky face SOON™.
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>>5539772
Why not both? A savage orc couple just stumbling through the woods when then suddenly happen on a noble human tormenting a poor little naked elf. What fun they would have with the both of us despite how much you might pretend to protest. Slut.
Sorry I'm somewhat erping with you again bb ;~;
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>>5539806
top kek
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tfw have plump but unfit slightly saggy butt
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>>5539784
Welcome sister.
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>>5539803
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>>5539820
Post you're butte
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>>5539835
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>>5539835
>tfw too lazy to do this
Forever an unfuckable flat butt
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>>5539837
no its boy butt
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>>5539776
You don't mind if I keep a copy for, uh, research purposes do you?
I won't repost it.
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>>5539835
What does it mean by 5x5 squat?
Do squats 25 times?
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>>5539844
>tfw iktf
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>>5539815
>Sorry I'm somewhat erping with you again bb ;~;
Fuck.. yeah I almost didn't notice. For your information I don't really like dudes. I just fuck around with them and probably wouldn't do anything with them in a rl situation. I'm too much of a lesbo. But a rl situation won't ever happen so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Congrats btw, I'm so fucking horny rn and it's your fault. It's annoyingly frustrating. Gonna head to bed. Later babe.
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>>5539835
>>5539839
>OHP
>lat pulldowns
>rows
>bench press
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>>5539652
iktf senpaitachi.
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My cousin gave me a shirt with a print of a surfer and the text "if it swells, ride it" for christmas...
What did he mean by this? I'm not a surfer
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>>5539850
im so sorry its horrible isnt it
want to kill e/a
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>>5539854
>lesbo
hnnnggh, dom me please i'll be your qt chinkslave
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>>5539847
>not having another pacifier in reserve
Dummy
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>>5539858
Yea same
I look the best only when I have my clothes on tbqh
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>>5539854
Gn Ricky bb. I aim to please and or make you frustratingly horny. Have a good sleep and make sure to think about me when you try to become unfrustrated. Wink!
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>>5539864
I have 3 pacifiers. I have 3 orifices. Do the math
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>>5539873
Oops I thought I cropped that pic better. Time to flee!
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>>5539871
saaaame, it fucking sucks
in clothes im acceptable but out, nop
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>>5539874
>I will never fill one of elannas orifices
feels bad.
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>>5539888
idktf
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>>5539874
You had SRS? wew lad
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>>5539894
>>5539894
>>5539894
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