>socialism is a logical fallacy
please explain yourself
>be in accelerated algebra class
>fit guy sits next to me
>beautiful body, nice face
>kinesiology major, studying to be in sports medicine or something
>I constantly partner up with him
I'd fuck his ass really hard.
Who gives a shit. You post it and then some psycho prints your picture, tapes it to his bed, puts his fleshlight between the mattress and films himself fucking it, or you don't post it, and you forget about it in an hour. Choose one.
Guilty. Sometimes it makes me feel kind of like a creep.
>make friends with department loner
>he's really nice and smart, sarcastic sense of humor
>starting to suspect his outer grouchy-ness is a defense mechanism or something
>he's totally cute
>lower back dimples
>pale so he blushes easily even to the tips of his ears
>blonde hair, dark brows
>LOWER BACK DIMPLES
>watching him play Bloodborne shirtless
>intense boss battle
>he winds up sprawled over the couch in a way that almost looks like doggystyle
I want to hit it like the first of an angry God, gg.
He's so cute I can't stand it. It's funny because he has this reputation of being a loner and a jerk, but I think he's just introverted and can't stand bullshitters. We became friends because we were the only two people taking a group assignment seriously.
He says he's still figuring things out, but he's pretty sure he likes guys. I've been trying to figure out if he's interested in dating or not. I really like him and I don't want to fuck up our friendship since it took me a while to befriend him in the first place.
So there might be hope? I'm being patient right now and trying to feel him out a bit more.
They are to me.
They're also called Venus dimples, but that's mostly for women.
So I was having a sort of bitter heart to heart with my friend...
He said I needed to go out and expeirience and mess up and try new things... But I'm not 19, that's was a long time ago.
I'm so scared of failure and being hurt that I am impotent. how do you get over that besides just getting a new personality?
People say to do it yourself, but I have no idea and no friends want to help push me and I'm scared to push myself...
>tfw I BTFO some ugly degenerate faggot on my School's yik yak.
Feels good man
check it outtttttt
>tfw cocky a jock muscular and hairy and everyone breaks up with me because im an asshole
yeah I was gonna say 6 but took a second look and thought it's curve at the base with the way he's sitting that it might be a little longer so I gave him an extra .5
>just realized I put way too much thought into this :/
Im just being annoying. Its not like well ever meet. Im not enabling your fantasy.
I've never liked anyone that's still trying to figure things out. It's tricky. Part of me wants to wait until he's really sure before I make my move and the other part of me worries it might be too late by then.
But I don't want to make him feel like I'm pressuring him or trying to rush him, you know?
dont take it personally
its not you its me
i think we just need some time apart
im still figuring things out
i just need some space
etc etc, ad nauseum et infinitum
i need gay friends because
1) i want to be able to talk about guys like str8 people talk about girls
2) i heard that the best way to get a bf is to develop a gay social circle and i dont have one yet
3) i could do with flexing my social skills
this might not be a bad idea
Date first or down to fuck? ;)
down to fuck/10
>what makes you think i'd be a good friend anyway
I don't know if you would be or not and I won't know until I actually meet you.
>attentionwhore on 4chan
I don't even know that about you. I think I've seen one picture of you. I also know that people aren't always how they portray themselves on 4chan.
there are more than enough pictures of me going around here. I don't worry about labels. As I said before, I was just "humoring the internet."
I usually talk about boys with my female friends. My few gay friends have such wildly different tastes that there really isn't a point - that's also the only way to have gay 'friends'. You need relationships with minimal to zero sexual tension. Except you're intentionally trying to build a circle to sift through potential bfs, so best of luck to you. It's gonna be rough.
Spoon feed me, bby.
n-no that isnt true
its not my fault i didnt realise i was gay until i was 17
its not a fair test
>tfw didnt even realise i was gay when i walked into two guys going at it in the rower's changing room and got a boner
Yeah. I guess you have a point. The worst that could happen is that it makes things weird for a while if he doesn't feel the same way.
He's done some stuff that kind of seems like he's curious or testing the waters. Maybe I have a shot.
HO, what do you think all boys school is?
Some stuff does happen but nothing that wouldn't occur in any other mixed school.
I went to an all boys one, nothing much happened. Two guys did it in the toilet once, but got caught and it was put on record.
And then that record was carelessly left on the teacher's desk in front of our whole class.
Haha, fun times.
>dem horse legs
Aw, cute. You're not fuzzy enough for any kind of fur label though, so just go with 'fit'. Also please wear those shorts when we make love.
Depends on if it's an all-boys school or an all-boys boarding school. The latter are well known for weird, generally scarring sex stuff. But the general premise is that being surrounded by boys a) increases the chances of there being gays by sheer population volume and b) increases changes of incidental homosexuality due to lack of vaginas.
Also according to fanfiction it's a sure fire way to meet your husbando.
My dick is bashful, okay? He can feel your sinful eyes and it scares him.
technically I'm not cutting lol I just put cardio back into my routine to watch all the water I've been carrying.
lots of squats anon
Yeah its a light fuzz, nothing thick.
>wear those shorts when we make love
I only wear those shorts to the gym.
Some guy said I had horse legs. He also said I look like that one girl from Orange is the New Black. So I thought he was just fucking stupid and making shit up.
But that's a real thing? The fuck does it mean?
How bad or unattractive do you guys find it to fall into an archetypical gay behavioral scheme?
I've always been afraid of showing the gay too much. In a sober, clean environment. I usually pay attention not to be too "gay" in front of others because I never wanted to be a stereotype.
Is this a meaningless and idiotic fear? Or is it a healthy thing?
I'm starting to doubt myself and my own restrictive nature after seeing some celebs who are gay act out in public.
Any faggot buying myprotein whey over here?
I can't decide, there are so fucking many.
if you're in the US buy your protein from costco or sams club. the cost is good for a five pound bag.
everything you are saying is true my friend. I'm at my most horny as soon as I step out of the gym.
dont cry or ill link yoou to granny phone sex again
i don't but I will start in a month or so
I'm okay with that. Just don't suck it and definitely no hand jobs. If you can't make it cum via my butt you're not a real man anyway.
It's one of my many moe qualities.
The only bad part is that after I get out of the gym I'm ready to collapse, so I could never do a post-gym hook up or anything. Sad life.
I don't look at men in public, I keep my arms straight, I don't let my voice jump.
I also have a slight natural lisp. My voice is not gay, so it sounds a little defunct at most.
I just try to stay away from anything that might be considered gay.
Also, hi Ann.
Have you ever taken an HD closeup picture of your skin with extremely bright lighting?
its fucking disgusting, wtf
i literally took these pictures 10s apart
I haven't stopped crying the last two days because David Bowie died please help me gaygen.
>Also, hi Ann.
I don't think you should try to hold it in so much. As long as you aren't limp wristed and over the top you should be fine.
Lol I'm cutting down from 200. I don't have a set weight in mind for this cut, other then "When I don't feel gross anymore"
My ultimate goal is to hit a lean-ish 260. I'd be literally double the size I was when I graduated hs.
>good reasons to take steroids
you are a professional athlete
>okay reasons to take steroids
you make money off your body somehow (eg model)
you have reached your natural potential and have no other way to progress
>bad reasons to take steroids
you were struggling to break through a plateau
you want to look better but are too lazy/incompetent to do the work
>awful reasons to take steroids
youre a beginner and cant be bothered to wait a year for an acceptable body
mental illness + body issues
david bowie said that pretending to be gay was the worst mistake of his life
he was a closet heterosexual, lel
>tfw I have no idea who David Bowie is
What is the upper limit? Like, how limp-wristed is limp-wristed? How far can it get before a guy like you would turn around and leave?
I'm a sheltered faggot, literally know no other gay people. Have never even met one. Well, one. But that was for 5 minutes in a brief conversation.
>mfw Ann said MasTest was his "goal body" a week or two ago
Mastest is hot as fuck, though.
>tfw you're not even a twink and you're still qter than his girlfriend
life is unfair.
>mastest is a 20 something with no future spending his NEETbux on illegal chemicals to grow muscles, shrink his dick, shorten his lifespan, kill his hair, skin and health and cheap fat ugly hookers
>what does he do with these muscles? surely he must put them to use on the job, or perhaps in a strength sport!
>no, instead he spends upwards of 8+ hours a day on a taiwanese knitting website posing naked in order to convince other MEN of his aesthetics
l m f a o
you need your head checked
if ann wants to be huge thats fine with me. I think if the juice was going to fuck with his attitude it would have already done so.
230 on you isn't going to look big. relative to bodybuilding that is
i hope you were expecting me to be the top in this wet dream
>red's is hot
dont cry anon!!!
I just think it's more attractive when they're muscular but also not super cut but just like not chubby either. They look nicer to cuddle that way but they still have the big muscles
I just dunno, being gay is a chore. I don't feel comfortable in my skin.
Can I become trans-hetero? Is that a thing yet?
that's called being bisexual and it isn't worth the baggage
i know you still care for him anon which is why you contact the parents then ride off into the sunset.
idk I don't hang out in /fraud/ I know a lot of people at the gym who brew and have been around the block so i get my advice IRL
buck up anon, you'll find someone far better than me.
i already told you to shut up with that nonsense.
>build a prettier cam whore
isn't that the goal we all have?
Niq, let me be your daddy.
I pay for transition.
No. He's only ever talked about pretty low doses of test and mast.
But it's the internet, he could be shooting hgh and slin, and nobody would know different.
>nothing short of tren makes anyone get weird anyway.
Pretty much. Even on tren, you can control yourself. Nobody turns into a dick unless they were a bit of a dick to start off with.
I'm not sure what you mean.
the idea is that anyone who experiences significant personality changes is either low test or was just waiting for an excuse to stop holding back. "Roids only make you more of what you are"
>Why are all gay guys incredulously handsome anyways
i wish that was true
>even on tren you can control yourself
i can't. it twists my head like drugs never could. there's never an excuse to lash out, but jesus christ some people sure turn into something else when they're on