Gay General: Just Ur Typical Masc Edition

first for gayness

>>5536929
Plox post tips on how to masc, /gaygen/s...

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jfc top-tier gen

>>5536929
Mirin' Senpai's new bulk.

>>5536929
Who is that handsome devil?

>>5536900
No tiddies/10
Jupp can have him

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>mfw most masc of /gaygen/

>>5536942
prove it.

>>5536967
jupp in 3.4 years

Irishanon, be my bf <3

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>>5536967
me

>>5536983
I see him often on t-chat

Just got home from class. It's so cold it looks like I actually have defined facial features.

What is a femboy?
I'm short with a twink's body, very boyish face, bottom, interest in arts and cute things, but I don't have a lisp or anything. Am I still a femboy

A daddy just blocked me on grindr cause he told me he was a hernie flanders supporter and i said socialism is a logical fallacy

>>5537011
do you dress like a girl and live to please real men?

>>5536981
Mirin hello kitty undies.

>>5537000
I got beardsicles on my walk from the car to work this morning.

>>5537018
no and yes

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>>5536997
no you dont lmao

>>5536983
who care

>>5537026
not a femboi

>>5536786
>>5536868
>>5536900

Who else wants to bone SP without Jupp's permission?

>>5537014
Sanders isn't a socialist, he's not even close. Also, I know of no formal, or informal logical fallacy called "socialism".

>>5537011
P I C S
I
C
S

>>5537014
kek

>>5537032
eww. don't be gross anon. gore threads belong on /b/

>>5537014
>politics on grindr

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>>5537014
>socialism is a logical fallacy
please explain yourself

>>5537036
Oh brother

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>>5537024
>beardsicles

who /sexuallyfrustratedbcofcutefriend/ here?

>>5537024
post beard so i can imagine it [redacted]

>>5537067
This. Pls bb.

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>>5537054
What?

>>5537057
Shit's intense m8.

>>5536950
Straight guy here.
The way to be masc is too not fake it just fucking take it. The masc mindset is not for the weak.

>>5537062
>be in accelerated algebra class
>fit guy sits next to me
>beautiful body, nice face
>kinesiology major, studying to be in sports medicine or something
>I constantly partner up with him
I'd fuck his ass really hard.

>>5537067
>>5537074
No face pics on /gaygen/. I already fucked up showing tattoo.

>>5537027
>no you dont lmao
yes I do?

>>5537076
That man's delicious. I want him to suck my dick.

>>5537090
>not posting jaw
dropped

>>5537090
What about from the bottom of ur nose to ur chin? Bb i want to jerk off to ur beard.

>>5537067
>>5537074
just know he is a qt3.14

>>5537062
>implying everyone here isn't

>>5537092
He left tinychat and dropped trip weeks ago.

>>5537052
post pics

>>5537108
I wasn't on tinychat for a while, saw him before that all that though.

>>5537107
im not sexually frustrated in the slightest.

>>5537103
who cares if he's cute i just wanted to goad him into degeneracy

>>5537121
That's because you get the BP daily

>>5537111
cba

>>5537123
don't let his job fool you, he is already quite the degenerate.

>>5537124
>daily
well not THAT much..maybe if i had a bf to live with

>>5537082
>just fucking take it
Pretty sure taking it is for subs and bottoms.

>>5537098
>>5537100
I'm at work. Couldn't even if I wanted too.

>>5537103
>qt3.14
I prefer "ruggedly handsome". lol

>tfw want to post picture for validation but it would just derail the thread with autistic memes since that's what my presence does tbqh

>>5537135
jokes on you i was a camwhoring librarian too he ain't special

>>5537125
do it fagget

>>5537143
just do it senpai

>>5537145
>

>>5537139
I meant philosophically taking it you cheeky count.

>>5537139
ok ill give you that one bb

>>5537144
you were a librarian in los angeles? that sounds terrible.

>>5537143
Who gives a shit. You post it and then some psycho prints your picture, tapes it to his bed, puts his fleshlight between the mattress and films himself fucking it, or you don't post it, and you forget about it in an hour. Choose one.

>>5537156
no
i haven't even lived here a year

>>5537143
feelgood pls

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>>5537062
Guilty. Sometimes it makes me feel kind of like a creep.

>geography student
>make friends with department loner
>he's really nice and smart, sarcastic sense of humor
>starting to suspect his outer grouchy-ness is a defense mechanism or something
>he's totally cute
>lower back dimples
>pale so he blushes easily even to the tips of his ears
>blonde hair, dark brows
>LOWER BACK DIMPLES
>watching him play Bloodborne shirtless
>intense boss battle
>he winds up sprawled over the couch in a way that almost looks like doggystyle
>mfw

I want to hit it like the first of an angry God, gg.

>>5537014
10/10 babe.

Always remember to make America Great Again.

>>5537163
where did you move from?

>>5537164

not me

i dont say "tbqh"

>>5537168
he sounds real cute
does he know you're a gay? is there hope?

>>5537174
indiana

>>5537014
>he told me he was a hernie flanders

how do you even get to talk about that on grindr

>wanna fug?
>tell me about your political views daddy

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>>5537145
>>5537147
ignore messy bed hair + ugly face

>>5537168
>LOWER BACK DIMPLES

wait
is that a good thing
I've always been kinda ashamed of mine

>>5537178
Why did you move? With your family or solo?

>>5537188
this right here

>>5537189
>showing only half of your face
fucking gay

>>5537144
>tfw not special

>>5537178
>indiana
Rough.

>>5537168
>LOWER BACK DIMPLES
I don't even know what that means.

>>5537198
both
i moved by myself to live with family

>>5537206
>rough
everything sucks everywhere, it's not much different

>>5537189
You British?

-_-_-

>>5537177
Uh oh

>>5537189
this is a really bad photo of you desu

>>5537189
absolutely adorable

>>5537206
you've never even seen a girl with lower back dimples? google it bb

>>5537215
ahh..ok and you live just in LA County or in the actual city.

who has the better bod?

MostlyHomo
AnnSkellington

or

RedDreadRevolver

>>5537236

RedDreadRevolver

easily

>>5537236
xSLUDGEPUPPYx

>>5537236
IrishAnon for that potato-famine chic

also for his chunky beef nipples

>>5537236
someone post these butts

>>5537228
county
it's just easier to say la b/c who tf on here is gonna know the difference between lb and la

>>5537240
if you're gonna praise me it has to at least be believable you silly goose

>>5537244
Im not into muscles though despite being muscular :3
Im into cute gay men.

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>>5537236
niq

>>5537255
well, thanks

>>5537259
>tfw my tum used to be that flat
sigh

>>5537189
Cute. Have you been crying in this pic. Your eyes look kind of red.

>>5537228
I just did. They're not really dimples, since it looks like just a body fat percentage thing.

>>5537236
They definitely both out bear me.

>>5537236
why does everyone always want to compare people?!

>>5537239
you're too kind bb

>>5537244
You're in lbc? We're way closer than I thought we were.

>>5537255
hi

>>5537268
ya i was born here too
actually live on the same street i did as a kid (but in a different house)

>>5537271
Hey sweetheart

>>5537189

I miss you and I'm sorry for everything. Let's fug.

>>5537241
Ayyy


Also a south park joke in my profile might have netted me a date with a fit jock, aww yess

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>>5537259

pics>>5537255

>>5537178
He's so cute I can't stand it. It's funny because he has this reputation of being a loner and a jerk, but I think he's just introverted and can't stand bullshitters. We became friends because we were the only two people taking a group assignment seriously.

He says he's still figuring things out, but he's pretty sure he likes guys. I've been trying to figure out if he's interested in dating or not. I really like him and I don't want to fuck up our friendship since it took me a while to befriend him in the first place.

So there might be hope? I'm being patient right now and trying to feel him out a bit more.

>>5537196
They are to me.

>>5537206
They're also called Venus dimples, but that's mostly for women.

>>5537204
>half
look up fractions and how they work
>>5537216
no
>>5537223
tbf i didnt want to post pic
>>5537225
swede stop trying to talk to me you fucktard please i beg you

>>5537259
I want to kiss that.

So I was having a sort of bitter heart to heart with my friend...

He said I needed to go out and expeirience and mess up and try new things... But I'm not 19, that's was a long time ago.

I'm so scared of failure and being hurt that I am impotent. how do you get over that besides just getting a new personality?

People say to do it yourself, but I have no idea and no friends want to help push me and I'm scared to push myself...

>>5537266
>out bear you
wtf im not a bear you fool

>>5537274
thats pretty cool, I go to CSULB. Why did you move to Indiana to begin with?

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>tfw I BTFO some ugly degenerate faggot on my School's yik yak.

Feels good man

>>5537301
because poor white people don't last long in la

>>5537299
>I'm scared to push myself.
Have you tried alcohol?

>>5537301
Closer to bear mode then me. I can't into body hair.

>>5537286
Im good.

Why is this boards obsession with trip fags so fucking pathetic

>>5537325
Just post your body or your bp

>>5537324

Yeah, but alcohol just makes me louder and lose bodily control.

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>>5537324
I'M NOT A BEAR IM NOT A BEAR IM NOT A BEAR IM NOT A BEAR IM NOT A BEAR IM NOT A BEAR IM NOT A BEAR IM NOT A BEAR IM NOT A BEAR

>>5537318
we should be IRL friends. I'm not crazy

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>>5537285

>>5537326
Gay people. What do you expect?

-_-_-

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check it outtttttt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02lLPkgn9nc

>>5537353
LOL!!!

>>5537259
I'll never understand why a guy would shave everything, looks like he shaves his legs.

>>5537353
ayyy

>>5537299
>how do you get over that besides just getting a new personality?
you do it
you get hurt
realize it didn't kill you
you do it again

rince and repeat

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>>5537360

>tfw my pic got posted in a husbando thread on /fit/

>>5537344
What are you then?

>tfw no cocky bf

>>5537259
>liking girls

>>5537359

looked up the hot dad

http://www.lucasentertainment.com/models/view/tomas-brand

wtf how is that dick anywhere CLOSE to 9 inches

>>5537344
>i'm not crazy
sounds exactly like what a crazy person would want me to think

>>5537368
it does feel kinda sexy to be all smooth tbqh, but it's such a chore and doesn't last that long
i was thinkin about givin myself the ole trimmerroo today but i dunno

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>>5537379
>tfw cocky a jock muscular and hairy and everyone breaks up with me because im an asshole

>>5537386
i'd put up with you!

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>>5537388
Not many people can tbqh.

>>5537381
looks about 6.5" to me

>>5537381
>wtf how is that dick anywhere CLOSE to 9 inches
Because porn inches.

>>5537396

make that six

it only looks a little bigger than mine and im 5.8

>>5537393
i could!
why are you such an asshole?
and how?

>>5537288
>So there might be hope? I'm being patient right now and trying to feel him out a bit more.

that sounds a good strategy to me.

>>5537386
I REALLY LIKE THIS IMAGE

>>5537402

(hes pretending to be hot on the internet for attention)

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>>5537402
I really really really like banana images tbqh.

>>5537382
thats the joke

>>5537380
>indulging trannies

>>5537408
wew
>>5537411
not even that bad desu

>>5537413
>backpedaling
whatever you say, crazy

>>5537401
yeah I was gonna say 6 but took a second look and thought it's curve at the base with the way he's sitting that it might be a little longer so I gave him an extra .5
>just realized I put way too much thought into this :/

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>>5537415
Im just being annoying. Its not like well ever meet. Im not enabling your fantasy.

>>5537359
cute af

>>5537344
You're a musclebear, hon

>>5537386
I'm an asshole, too, it's meant to be, anon.

>>5537431
Didn't you hear? He's a wolf.

>>5537418
I was just trying to make a gay friend lol
You're safe from me, i don't even like twinks or hairless things

>>5537431
but why? post an example of what a "muscle bear" looks like

>>5537439
>i don't even like twinks or hairless things
i'm not hairless, but i wasn't worried about that

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>>5537436
Ok lets date ho &tripcode MO XD

#selfie

>>5537436
>i did call myself a wolf
lol that actually made me laugh
I'm still unsure of where i belong in that crap

>>5537443
cool then be my friend IRL, i promise i won't skin you

How do I make gay friends IRL and *not* from 4chan?

>>5537458
invite me to hangout?

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>>5537458
You meme on them.

>>5537458
grindr

>>5537403
I've never liked anyone that's still trying to figure things out. It's tricky. Part of me wants to wait until he's really sure before I make my move and the other part of me worries it might be too late by then.

But I don't want to make him feel like I'm pressuring him or trying to rush him, you know?

>>5537451
what makes you think i'd be a good friend anyway, all you know about me is i'm an attentionwhore on 4chan

>>5537458
>tfw last three attempts at irl friends were from 4chan and tumblr
whelp.

>>5537464

no

>>5537467

maybe

>>5537470

for real?

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>>5537475
>no
o-okay

>>5537475
>for real?

yeah
you will have to suck some dick tho

>>5537480
You're a good meme.
I can't wait to see you snap tbqh when you realize everyone has turned you down.

>>5537458
Just go to a gay bar. They may not be the gay friends you are hoping for at first tho.

>>5537451
Post pics, let /gg/ decide. Or don't worry about labels.

>>5537444
You figured me out, teehee.

>>5537458
Don't. Gays are terrible friends.

>>5537480

dont take it personally
its not you its me
i think we just need some time apart
im still figuring things out
i just need some space

etc etc, ad nauseum et infinitum

>>5537481

oh.

>>5537490

i need gay friends because
1) i want to be able to talk about guys like str8 people talk about girls
2) i heard that the best way to get a bf is to develop a gay social circle and i dont have one yet
3) i could do with flexing my social skills

>>5537487

this might not be a bad idea

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Hello gaygen
Rate please:
Date first or down to fuck? ;)

>>5537504
down to fuck/10

>>5537474
>what makes you think i'd be a good friend anyway
I don't know if you would be or not and I won't know until I actually meet you.
>attentionwhore on 4chan
I don't even know that about you. I think I've seen one picture of you. I also know that people aren't always how they portray themselves on 4chan.

>>5537490
there are more than enough pictures of me going around here. I don't worry about labels. As I said before, I was just "humoring the internet."

>>5537473
i would say go ahead and tell him

>>5537501
I usually talk about boys with my female friends. My few gay friends have such wildly different tastes that there really isn't a point - that's also the only way to have gay 'friends'. You need relationships with minimal to zero sexual tension. Except you're intentionally trying to build a circle to sift through potential bfs, so best of luck to you. It's gonna be rough.

>>5537507
Spoon feed me, bby.

>>5537526

oh i dont have female friends

i went to an all boys school and i never saw the point in bothering to meet girls now ive left

>>5537512
Hey cutie whats up

-_-_-

>>5537533

Hit bump limit new thread.

>>5537536

142 posts too early you fucking retard

delete it

>>5537536
168 posts lol what the fuck

-_-_-

>>5537507
hm
we'll see
give skype i guess

>>5537512
cute
i'd like to be the gloating lgbttop to his self-hating polbottom

>>5537536
m8 you're 150 posts early

>>5537534
>all boys school
>no homodachi or bf

I'm sorry, you might just be unlovable. If my erotica tells me anything, you should have be raped into marriage at least twice before graduation.

>>5537526
I don't have any new pictures to post bb unless you haven't seen my red shorts pic

>>5537546
Skype is reddreadrevolver

>>5537546
>i'd like to be the gloating lgbttop
I always thought you were a bottom.

>>5537558
vers switch master race
this is brought up approximately 9 times a day

>>5537553

n-no that isnt true
its not my fault i didnt realise i was gay until i was 17

its not a fair test

>tfw didnt even realise i was gay when i walked into two guys going at it in the rower's changing room and got a boner

>>5537556
I haven't. I've only been in /gg/ threads for like the last week. Please be gentle.

>>5537565
>vers switch

Subhuman.

>>5537567
Even I didn't bloom that late. If I was at an all boys high school some shit would have been going down I tell you what.

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>239 pounds
>5ft 10in
>Says he's otter

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>>5537577

do you want to go meme-to-meme, punk?

>>5537576

Ugh. everytime someone finds out that im gay and went to the school i did they do that thing where they wiggle their eyebrows and say "wow, that must have been interesting" in a knowing voice

i die a little inside each time

>>5537577
i was gonna search inflation + pbj otters on deviantart but i didnt want that in my search history :(

>>5537524
Yeah. I guess you have a point. The worst that could happen is that it makes things weird for a while if he doesn't feel the same way.

He's done some stuff that kind of seems like he's curious or testing the waters. Maybe I have a shot.

>>5537565
>verscum pls go
Everyone knows vers alway leave tops and bottoms, for bottoms and tops respectively.

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>>5537576
fineeeeee

>>5537594

you clearly dont understand what verse means lol

>>5537576
HO, what do you think all boys school is?

Some stuff does happen but nothing that wouldn't occur in any other mixed school.

I went to an all boys one, nothing much happened. Two guys did it in the toilet once, but got caught and it was put on record.

And then that record was carelessly left on the teacher's desk in front of our whole class.

Haha, fun times.

-_-_-

>>5537596
Mirin tho family.

>>5537596
How's the cut going? Just the five pounds since the last pic is pretty spectacular.

>>5537599
You're just saying that because you hearts never been broken by verscum.

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What's up with posting Trump supporters here?

>>5537576
>coming from a sub-'don't even look at my dick'-bottom

>>5537594
>implying i'd ever let anyone get close enough to be hurt by me leaving them
don't be silly

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>>5537596
>dem horse legs
BRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHH

Alright im finished memeposting just had to get that out of me sorry everyone.

>>5537620

HNNNNGGRAAAAAHHHH

SAUCE

ARTIST

ANYTHING

PLEASE

>>5537596
this picture is making me feel so insecure...

>>5537596
Aw, cute. You're not fuzzy enough for any kind of fur label though, so just go with 'fit'. Also please wear those shorts when we make love.

>>5537601
Depends on if it's an all-boys school or an all-boys boarding school. The latter are well known for weird, generally scarring sex stuff. But the general premise is that being surrounded by boys a) increases the chances of there being gays by sheer population volume and b) increases changes of incidental homosexuality due to lack of vaginas.

Also according to fanfiction it's a sure fire way to meet your husbando.

>>5537614
My dick is bashful, okay? He can feel your sinful eyes and it scares him.

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>>5537032

>>5537607
thanks bb

>>5537609
technically I'm not cutting lol I just put cardio back into my routine to watch all the water I've been carrying.

>>5537620
lots of squats anon

>>5537629
Why anon?

>>5537630
Yeah its a light fuzz, nothing thick.
>wear those shorts when we make love
I only wear those shorts to the gym.

>>5537588
>tfw you have an inflation and cum inflation fetish
Why was I put on this earth?

As a newfig only on here since like oct.
Did jupp and sp live together beforehand? How far away were they from each other?

>>5537630
>tfw when no bashful dicked bf

>>5537639
>I only wear those shorts to the gym.
That's a pretty aggressive display of thigh. lol

>>5537596
>core definition
I hate all of you

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>>5537639
Literally even better. Post workout is when guys are peak sexiness.

>>5537664
You won't seduce me with green text, I'm pure.

>>5537588
I'll take this bullet for you.

>>5537663
>im a newfag
that's what old fags say to start drama

>>5537667

>tfw core definition at 17% BF

hee hee

>>5537664

I bought some compression pants to wear to the gym but ive actually been to scared to wear them in public lest I get kicked out - theyre pretty closefitting, y'know

>>5537675
Pls
Im so close to being hot
Dont do this

>>5537673
Im not trying to start drama...nor am I an oldfag. If there's drama to it than I wont even ask was just curious.

>>5537630
>my dick is bashful, okay?
teehee

>>5537620
Some guy said I had horse legs. He also said I look like that one girl from Orange is the New Black. So I thought he was just fucking stupid and making shit up.

But that's a real thing? The fuck does it mean?

>>5537664
>aggressive display
i suppose so, but am I wearing my knee sleeves with them.

>>5537667
i love you

>>5537672
>peak of sexiness is post workout
i like you

>>5537672
>tfw no pure bashful dicked bf

>>5537675
Just wear normal shorts over them.

>>5537696

But wheres the fun in that? i might as well just wear normal trousers then

>>5537639
>Why anon?

Because i'm still skinny and i can only grow body hair in some places and you're hurting my dignity by being manly as fuck

>>5537692
>But that's a real thing? The fuck does it mean?
thick legs

I have to find a new gym. Ugh. Mines closing

>>5537682
Hows the cut going bb?

>>5537693
That's right. I should have remembered that from the squat vid.

>>5537704
That's a good thing then, I guess. I haven't gotten any complaints, anyway.

I'll let him live. For now. But I'm punching him in the dick for that OitNB comment.

http://www.citynews.ca/2016/01/11/transgender-toronto-woman-says-death-threats-forced-her-into-hiding/


Look what the fuck you guys did to the hons. You should be ASHAMED of yourself.

How bad or unattractive do you guys find it to fall into an archetypical gay behavioral scheme?

I've always been afraid of showing the gay too much. In a sober, clean environment. I usually pay attention not to be too "gay" in front of others because I never wanted to be a stereotype.

Is this a meaningless and idiotic fear? Or is it a healthy thing?

I'm starting to doubt myself and my own restrictive nature after seeing some celebs who are gay act out in public.

>>5537689
>>5537696
Don't make fun of my shy penis. He's suffered enough.

>>5537693
It's true though. After a good work out, guys are always so pumped full of T you can get them to do anything, and they smell like sex already. Pheromones.

>>5537703
>I'm still skinny
thats easily fixable anon, it just takes time and dedication.
>some body hair
You don't need to have body hair to be manly anon
its all preference dude

>>5537707
YOU BEST ALWAYS REMEMBER BB

>>5537701
Gotta ease yourself into slutting it up.

>>5537703
Post pics.

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Any faggot buying myprotein whey over here?
Flavour recommendations?

I can't decide, there are so fucking many.

>>5537715
>That's a good thing then, I guess. I haven't gotten any complaints, anyway.
:3

Everyone laughs at me for being a shorter small penis masc but I get so much ass and so much out of life being extremely masculine why stop? Masculinity is dying and im the cure.

>>5537707
218.5lb this morning bb. 19/5 IF is making it surprisingly easy.
Test is up, calories are down, we full steam ahead.

>>5537693
Aw. I guess we can make it work

>>5537735
just suck dicks and swallow = free protein
there you go, mate

>>5537715
which one did he say you looked like?

Does everyone that lifts here take steroids?

I know rugs and ann does but what about the others?

>>5537722
It depends on what you mean. The gay lisp always makes me cringe.

>>5537728
It's super cute t b h.

>>5537730
>YOU BEST ALWAYS REMEMBER BB
S-stop. I'm going to cry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TOnzKMaAP4

>>5537728
it's all in good fun
i'd kiss it better, but you'd probably cry or something

>>5537769
>Does everyone that lifts here take steroids?
No, but I am a noob anyway.

>>5537735

scoobysworkshop.com

>>5537756
Nice. Hit 195 last weigh in.

>>5537735
if you're in the US buy your protein from costco or sams club. the cost is good for a five pound bag.

>>5537728
everything you are saying is true my friend. I'm at my most horny as soon as I step out of the gym.

>>5537756
yaaaaaay

>>5537770
dont cry or ill link yoou to granny phone sex again

>>5537769
i don't but I will start in a month or so

>>5537596
Wait I thought everyone on /gg/ was a twink. Who else here is husbandomode?

>>5537769

no i dont. unless you make money off your body or are medically crippled, its kind of pathetic to take steroids in my opinion.

>>5537788
Like everyone really...

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>>5537774
I'm okay with that. Just don't suck it and definitely no hand jobs. If you can't make it cum via my butt you're not a real man anyway.

>>5537770
It's one of my many moe qualities.

>>5537785
The only bad part is that after I get out of the gym I'm ready to collapse, so I could never do a post-gym hook up or anything. Sad life.

>>5537769
It's retarded to pin, if you don't make money out of your body.

>>5537770
I don't look at men in public, I keep my arms straight, I don't let my voice jump.

I also have a slight natural lisp. My voice is not gay, so it sounds a little defunct at most.

I just try to stay away from anything that might be considered gay.

Also, hi Ann.

Straight guy here

I think im going to pretend to be gay and start a YouTube channel about lifting weights and just talk flamboyant. Im going to get rich!

>>5537781
2swole2control
How high do you plan to go? Or is this a "when the mirror cracks" deal at this point?

>>5537811
The market wants what it wants

>>5537811
this would probably work desu

>>5537788
gg only has a few twinks actually

>>5537800
>that gif
I love seeing that gif.
>post-gym hook up
i can do it if I don't have to ride
also getting some head after is amazing.

>>5537735
Chocolate is the best flavor.

>>5537743
I have the heart of a champion. And the butt of an angry minotaur.

>>5537757
That must be why my boyfriend is ripped.

>>5537763
I don't watch the show, but he said I looked like a male version of the one who looks like Justin Beiber.

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>>5537811
Do you have a cute face and butt?

If not, don't.

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Have you ever taken an HD closeup picture of your skin with extremely bright lighting?

its fucking disgusting, wtf

i literally took these pictures 10s apart

>>5537788
I don't think anybody here is husbando mode. or at least not yet.

>>5537794
I sort of think of it like mtf. Except instead of taking hormones to become a girl, you're transitioning into a bodybuilder.

>>5537800
>too tired to bottom
I don't believe.

>>5537818
>>5537847
You don't want me to fall asleep during sex, do you? That'd be embarrassing for everyone involved. I might choke to death if head is on the menu.

>>5537842
oh lord

>>5537844
skin has pores and imperfections, can't rely on potato quality forever

>>5537842
I lift but my butts shit tier but I can work on it. But I have an entertaining personality and a beard.

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I haven't stopped crying the last two days because David Bowie died please help me gaygen.

>>5537865
Boy George is still alive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-K9LPwzAM8

Let me come inside and catch your tears though ~

>>5537859
>falling sleep during sex
thats just lazy
>choke
i do that when I'm wide awake

>>5537809
>Also, hi Ann.
Hey bb.

I don't think you should try to hold it in so much. As long as you aren't limp wristed and over the top you should be fine.

>>5537814
Lol I'm cutting down from 200. I don't have a set weight in mind for this cut, other then "When I don't feel gross anymore"

My ultimate goal is to hit a lean-ish 260. I'd be literally double the size I was when I graduated hs.

>>5537847

my thoughts

>good reasons to take steroids
medical reasons
you are a professional athlete

>okay reasons to take steroids
you make money off your body somehow (eg model)
you have reached your natural potential and have no other way to progress

>bad reasons to take steroids
you were struggling to break through a plateau
you want to look better but are too lazy/incompetent to do the work

>awful reasons to take steroids
youre a beginner and cant be bothered to wait a year for an acceptable body
peer pressure
mental illness + body issues

>>5537865

fun fact
david bowie said that pretending to be gay was the worst mistake of his life

he was a closet heterosexual, lel

How do I deal with a suicidal ex who can't get over the fact that I moved on and is delusional in thinking we were meant for each other?

Please senpai only serious answers.

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>>5537865
>tfw I have no idea who David Bowie is

>>5537886

literally cut contact

block him on everything, avoid him completely - otherwise he will make it your problem

>>5537859
If you could fall asleep during sex, I'd be honestly impressed.

>>5537885
His androgynity/homo phase means very little to me, desu.

>>5537886
get back together, if he's cute and clingy

>>5537860
>oh lord

iktf, pup.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14BjRxE7f1o

>>5537827
are you on bath salts?

>>5537886
break contact with him, but also talk to his parents so they can get him help if its serious.

>>5537879
I'm very low energy. Working out destroys me.

>>5537896
I haven't yet, but I almost did. In my defense, we'd been going at it for three hours.

>>5537882
>My ultimate goal is to hit a lean-ish 260

What's your height?
That's bagboyshort's goal and he's like 6'4'' and still looks fat.

>>5537882
What is the upper limit? Like, how limp-wristed is limp-wristed? How far can it get before a guy like you would turn around and leave?

I'm a sheltered faggot, literally know no other gay people. Have never even met one. Well, one. But that was for 5 minutes in a brief conversation.

>>5537882
oh i thought cutting was /about/ to start.

lean 260, what a weirdo. you can carry me around and spank me at my babby 210

just pls don't turn into mastest.

>>5537899
oh christ
i'm in love/heat

>>5537907
I'm not sure if passing out from exhaustion and falling asleep really count as the same thing.
>tfw no qt to fug into unconsciousness.

>>5537909
6'2"-ish.

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>>5537907
>I'm very low energy
Jeb/10

>>5537907
working out "destroys" me as well but I'm not crawling to my bed either.

>>5537914
>don't turn into mastest
i think thats his goal body lol

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>>5537914

>mfw Ann said MasTest was his "goal body" a week or two ago

im scared

>>5537902
No. I'll eat your face anyway, though. Fight me, scrublord.

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>>5537914
>mastest.

Mastest is hot as fuck, though.
>tfw you're not even a twink and you're still qter than his girlfriend

life is unfair.

>>5537914
>tfw 260lb AnnSkellington x 210lb MostlyHomo power couple soon

soon

>>5537925
Shh.

>>5537926
I'd rather workout, then cuddle and have a snack. It'd take a lot to make the sex drive overwhelm the laze drive.

>>5537913
I don't know. I couldn't say. It's not an easily quantifiable scale.

That and it's sort of like the cat talk rule. If the qt is qt enough, I'd put up with allot more.

>>5537914
>just pls don't turn into mastest.
What's wrong with MasTest? He looks pretty good to me.

>>5537939
thats no bueno

>>5537927
>>5537945
>>5537926
eh, some people want the sidewalk to crack under their feet. so long as he doesn't ACT like mastest i'll love him forever

>>5537931
p sure those pics are (supposedly) pre-roids. he's w/e to me aestheticaly. great genes and great work ethic regardless

>>5537931
I am a twink and his body is terrifying tbqh.

Red's is hot, but the weird brick-like veiny body in that pic is really disgusting

>>5537827
>>5537930
>tfw teacup anon looks like ruby rose and has horse legs

also

>implying you don't swallow more than ur bf

kek

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>>5537945

lol wtf

Ann, you need to revealuate your life

>>5537945
Oh, I see.

Sigh.

>>5537939
>cuddling after working out

The only thing I want after a good work out session is a huge glass of water, a snack and someone to bathe me.

>Tfw recovered from some injuries but came down with the flu the day before I was supposed to go to the gym
I'm never going to make it am I

>>5537926
Masttest's only 230ish. lol

>>5537927
I'm years and years away from looking that good. If I ever get there.

>>5537947
I guess the honeymoon is over, then. Unless we go to the gym at different times so we can do sex after yours and snuggle after mine.

>>5537962
I'd put a shower between exercise and cuddle, too. That's just a given.

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>>5537953
gtfo twinks.

He's perfect.

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>>5537966

>mastest is a 20 something with no future spending his NEETbux on illegal chemicals to grow muscles, shrink his dick, shorten his lifespan, kill his hair, skin and health and cheap fat ugly hookers
>what does he do with these muscles? surely he must put them to use on the job, or perhaps in a strength sport!
>no, instead he spends upwards of 8+ hours a day on a taiwanese knitting website posing naked in order to convince other MEN of his aesthetics

l m f a o
you need your head checked

>>5537975

that was before he went nuts with the hardcore drugs and HGH
post what he looks like now

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>>5537953
>I am a twink
Pic related.

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>>5537596
PHILLY
H
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>>5537966
Your face is honestly all you need. You are handsome enough from the neck above. And that counts most desu.

>>5537952
if ann wants to be huge thats fine with me. I think if the juice was going to fuck with his attitude it would have already done so.

>>5537966
230 on you isn't going to look big. relative to bodybuilding that is

>>5537971
i hope you were expecting me to be the top in this wet dream

>>5537953
>red's is hot
y-you too

>>5537992
dont cry anon!!!

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>>5537977
>buttblasted memelifters

>>5538000
Of course. I'm pretty strictly a sub bottom.

>>5537975
I just think it's more attractive when they're muscular but also not super cut but just like not chubby either. They look nicer to cuddle that way but they still have the big muscles

>>5537977
TRIP ON 5652

>>5537952
>so long as he doesn't ACT like mastest i'll love him forever
<3

>>5537961
>Sigh.
Don't be sad anon. :(

>>5537960
What don't you like about the pic you posted?

>>5537977
Goal Body, not goal lifestyle.
Also, I think the cheap ugly hookers thing is JM. (Who also looks pretty great.)

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>>5537984
Did he ever say he's on HGH?

>>5537672
ty brah

>>5537648
brah
gross

>>5537905
I guess this is the soundest advice. I can't exactly avoid it. But I do care about him and don't want him to do anything stupid.

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>>5538003
hello niq

>>5538012
honeymoon is over

>>5538000
roids aren't what made mast funky. 4chan and armies of admirers are, lol

nothing short of tren makes anyone get weird anyway.

>>5538014
muscles are cuddly af. once you lean into a large amount of muscle and realize how weird and pudgy fat is it changes things forever

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>>5538000
>dont cry anon!!!
i-i'm not
also nice trips

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>>5538018
I just dunno, being gay is a chore. I don't feel comfortable in my skin.

Can I become trans-hetero? Is that a thing yet?

>>5537994
>You are handsome enough from the neck above.
You don't know that. I could be hideous.

>>5538000
Trips of truth. I think I'm too old to make it into body building t b h. The goal atm, is to just build a prettier cam whore.

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>>5538048
that's called being bisexual and it isn't worth the baggage

>>5538049
Oh, I know. You have sent me your pics. Unless you lied. Which is always a possibility.

>>5538026
i know you still care for him anon which is why you contact the parents then ride off into the sunset.

>>5538037
idk I don't hang out in /fraud/ I know a lot of people at the gym who brew and have been around the block so i get my advice IRL

>>5538044
buck up anon, you'll find someone far better than me.

>>5538049
>too old
i already told you to shut up with that nonsense.
>build a prettier cam whore
isn't that the goal we all have?

>>5538027
No? Guess again?

>>5538053
No, I mean literally not gay. Like, transition from homo to heterosexuality. Without being both at the same time.

Why are all gay guys incredulously handsome anyways.

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>>5538069
Niq, let me be your daddy.
I pay for transition.

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>binge watching goobs videos

I n-need to stop.