>we met on 4chan
oh god it's worse than I thought. your relationship is doomed and you're really fucking weird sexually.
>tfw handholdless virgin
do you think people can change?
Way too fat for my taste. So I omitted him.
>sensation of being alive
Future cutter right here.
omg he's so ugly who ever it is please stop posting him. I'm trying to eat here.
doesn't make it so
>But that might change by the weekend
I want you. ;_;
Fellow handholdless virgin reporting in.
>never attracted to anyone
>thought my dick was broken
>holy shit he's nice even to humorless dicks like me
>hangs out with me even though I'm a sperglord
>oh no he's so cute what a great smile wow holy shit
>he likes my drawings
>oh no I like him
>suddenly full on faggotry
>0 to 100
>pine away from sidelines
How old are you, and why are you here? My life was already over when I started hanging out here 9 years ago so I should be the one being here. How about you, feel like wasting your youth here?
What's more gayer than that? And it's my favourite "My Fair Lady" for those who don't want to watch the whole movie.
not really a 'lgbt' movie but kill your darlings
>tfw no jack kerouac bf
omg I just noticed it's in Spanish! LMAO
english and better quility for those who want to watch it.
/lgbt/ rule #2
Hookup and "rate me"/camwhore threads belong on /soc/.
I just had a dream last night that I was going to bottom with a random guy I've sparked a relationship with. Then his mom came into his room and told him off, so nothing progressed from there.
At least in my dreams I'm not a kissless virgin i_i
Will you look better than Prince William when you're 33?
I hope not.
Seriously though Prince William is filthy rich. He has all the money of the british monarchy and he can't even fix his hairloss? this has to be a joke because there are so many different treatments for hairloss out there if you're rich enough to pay for them that is.
Über driver app company is now a gay sex app? Jesus Christ theres tons of gay sex apps why the fuck is a driver app infiltrated.
>hanging out together at restaurant
>slim, athletic guy comes up
>well-groomed and clean cut like he is
>talks to him like he's being friendly, but there's this catty undercurrent to whatever he says
>he awkwardly explains that was his ex boyfriend
>O-oh. I didn't know you had a--oh um. Cool.
>good one you fucking faggot
>resume hanging out as usual
>realize this would have probably been a good time to mention I like dicks
>skellymode with a bad case of bitchy resting face, anyway
I'm laughing at the website results. You need to stop taking things so personally or seriously.
Are gays from the midwest cool?
They're mostly either curlbro farmboys, chubby fatties, or they are bears.
i tried again i don't understand!!!
Even in the cities you get a mix of femboi old men and chubby bears. It's very rare to find a muscle bear or a guy who isn't a total retard grown up on a farm in the midwest united states
I tried mine again...
At least i'm more masculine now, i guess...
>15 years old
>all female lookalikes except 1
J u s t
that was a picture of me gurning
here are my srs results bb
Humor fades when you get older?
Oh god, I'm scared now.
as long as you stay young at heart <333
why don't you have a husbando yet like SP, /gaygen/?
Apparently I am Hayden Christensen now.
>dat creepy smile from Laurent Cantet
i watch amateur black gay porn because the tops are really good at fucking.
>tfw you will never be fucked by a dominant black top with a huge dick only average peen white guys with terrible skills...
We were all hanging out the other day and I mentioned something about never having a boyfriend. I have no idea how to be like "Hey so remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gay or straight? Well I've realized I'm a big homo." without it getting out that it's the direct result of his dumb handsome freckle face.
>i'll dupe the system, clench my jaw, frown a little, see if i can get 100% masc
You win this time Pictriev
Except not fat-faced
I think he looks like, Jose Dexter
I sat with my vibrator inside me for roughly 2 hours while I watched TV. When I finally came I shot way over my head and I had to go search for the mess. does that count as a sexual experience
>Humor fades when you get older?
>Oh god, I'm scared now.
Don't worry still have a sense of humor just really didnt want to admit that loneliness makes me blind to humor sometimes. Nothing to fear.
all the cool and interesting people are probably too busy having sex and relationships with the other cool and interesting people to talk with your sorry ass
maybe you could go to a gas station dressed sluttily in the hopes that some trucker will let you blow him :3c
>click on gif
>click smaller to thumbnail
Is this a new 4chan feature I'm unaware of with google chrome?
LMAO at this one
I don't think anyone really does. All i have personally found out on the internet is that his name is Jose Dexter and that he's a male model. Beyond that there is no information on him just photos of him lingering on the internet. I think most of the photos were from Pinterest
Yeah, ive tried some different angles.
I'm not sure about the prostate, because i dont really feel anything super special - I feel a little bit, but not whatever smorgasboard of pleasure people have led me to believe I should feel.
Maybe I just need to put aside a whole weekend to douche my entire insides out and just have at it, idk.
Probably him, who knows. All i know is SP gave me all of his gifs, photos, etc. and this isn't in the archive of him I have so I'm claiming fake especially since I have seen his bed he slept in when he lived in Canada and that looks nothing like it.
I remember him saying he was at friends house or something, some guy he was dating. He was sniffing the guys red underwear, totally being a degenerate. Does it bother you that SP has been fucked by some other guy?
you can't actually say he doesn't deserve everything he gets
Just turns out that he used to be just as disgusting and boring as his personality. HRT saved him moments before gaydeath.
>Just turns out that he used to be just as disgusting and boring as his personality. HRT saved him moments before gaydeath.
Who are you and what got you so fucking triggered?