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David Bowie is dead now, /gaygen/.
Wat do?

tinychat com/gaygen
tinychat com/gaygenrehab

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Are there any mtfs lurking or regularly post?

Im lonely tbvh.
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Good riddance.
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>>5533228
fags are all a bunch of flowers anyway

we're all mtfs tbqh
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I'm spending my evening crying to Ground Control to Major Tom and Ziggy Stardust.
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>>5533228
>>5533226
hop to it
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>>5533228
there is booger but gaygen was really mean to the poor guy :'(
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>>5533236
>tfw my mom saw him as ziggy
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>>5533236
>and ziggy played guitar...
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He had such perfect genetics
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>>5533237
Spoopy boo pls .__.

Im feeling really soft right now.

Tell me im pretty :3c

>>5533234
I like the smell of flowers tbqh.

>>5533239
Gaygens mean to absolutely everyone. Can't take the heat get out of the fire. I love hostility as long as faggots dont take it too far. I actually really love hostility.
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>saw him today again for the first time in two months because of a friend's birthday lunch
>we still make eye contact and touch, still act like a coordinated team, he still smiles at me and says he's always okay when I ask
>he still misses the whore that cheated on him 2 weeks into dating
>arrive home and jerk off 7 times in a row, break down crying when instinctively reaching to kiss and hug air
>get post-masturbation munchies, eat the last bread

I'm still hungry and my dick is numb
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>>5533252
well i can't tell you you're pretty if you don't post a pic
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had to have a swab up my asshole today at the sti clinic.
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>>5533252
but some are more tender than others and need to be handled delicately. They are /gg/'s tender flowers.
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>>5533263
D:
for what?
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>>5533263
it guess its better than the other end
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>>5533273
>tfw have never been treated like a tender flower

>>5533258
pls just say it...
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>>5533250
He was definitely a pretty man. He could've done better than Jagger.
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>>5533296
post bp and maybe i will
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>On couch with boyfriend
>Turns to me
>Asks
>"What rock group has four men in it that can't sing?"
>Cant' think of it
>Gives me a huge shit-eating grin and says
>"Mount Rushmore."

Fucking
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>>5533323
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>>5533323
>having a bf

get out of here dumbass
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>>5533304
Jagger was pretty boy, kind of looked like moot when he was young. Drugs and booze did their job.
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>>5533310
If I get quints though can I be excused?
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>>5533277
>>5533287
I had the full check up.

Blood taken too.

Fingers crossed I don't have anything
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>>5533323
glad to see your dad joke telling bf hasn't lost his touch
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>>5533331
just leave.

>>5533333
I only thought the took blood
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>>5533331
but you didn't you tittymongrel
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>>5533325
He does this shit to me all the time and I almost always fall for it because he's good at baiting me in a way that makes it seem like a natural, legitimate question. I live in constant fear.

>>5533328
Fight me scrublord.

>>5533341
I don't think he ever will. He's a total nerd, but he's my nerd.
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>>5533222
Joe Wood is trying to stop YOU 4chan!
http://youtu.be/9TmemZglJxE
Host a pod cast devoted to David Bowie Jokes... and still air the night he dies.....
SIBLINGS!
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>>5533342
>>5533346
I had one shot...one opportunity...
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>>5533342
I think bloods for HIV

Swabs for chlamydia/ghonneria? I think.
Can't remember
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>>5533333
Yay me. Look at dem quintZ
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>>5533222

In early photos of him his eye colors were the same color. When did one of his eyes turn blue?
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post cute guys :3c
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>>5533371
It didn't. His pupil was permanently dilated because of an injury he sustained in a fight.
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>>5533341
>>5533348

>mfw my dad would order cinnamon rolls "with extra jism"
when my mortified brother was with him during one of those times (the last time in fact) asked him what he doing, he said that's what all the guys at work called the extra sugary topping on the rolls. Undoubtedly he had spent several years ordering cinnamon rolls with extra jism from whatever poor soul was behind the counter clueless as to what "jism" actually meant.
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thoughts of bowie's cock:
http://www.omgblog.com/images/DavidBowie005.jpg
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>>5533371
He had a fight in school, it was injured
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yknow theres a teen girl inside of you
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>>5533388
seem alright.
looks like he's cut? that's actually surprising if it is.
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>>5533388
very small
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>>5533387
Holy shit that's hilarious. Your poor dad.

This nerd isn't naive like that. He just really likes telling corny jokes and making puns.
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>>5533396
looks like bieber
*cringe*
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>>5533323
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i'm back, bitches
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>Spent all night listening to Bowie, trying not to cry, but not doing that great of a job.
A death of a celebrity has never affected me like this. I can't explain it.
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>>5533387
I'm pretty sure the cinnamon roll cashier knew what jism is, like most people think that people working in retail are idiots, but they can't voice their opinions due to the fact that any single irate customer on their record is a mark towards getting fired. Most retail workers hate people, that's why most of them are smokers. They need something to take off their anger and calm themselves down because of people like your father that piss them off so much. It is common knowledge that stress is linked to premature death. Your father literally killed that man.
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>>5533447
no one cares, fuck off retard
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>>5533438
Show some respect for your native divas, you scallywag.
>Canucks get Bieber
>I get the eternal goddess, Kylie Minogue
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>>5533467
UK gets Adele and USA gets a junky whore, i mean brittany
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>>5533445
What makes it worse is that sometimes I unintentionally laugh.
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>>5533447
I have a Donald trump shirt but if I posted the picture itd derail the entire thread and go into autistic shit.
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>>5533474
>britney
sorry I don't even know how to spell her name which shows just how important she is in my life.
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>>5533466
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>>5533476
post it
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>>5533476
>it'd derail the entire thread
I'm not sure if you've noticed but Gaygen is always derailed. That's what makes it the equivalent of the 7th gate of hell; only gayer.
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>>5533459
the point of the story was my dad did not, you autistic retard
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i want men inside me is that too much to ask?
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>>5533448
Make his death all about you. That should make you feel better.
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>>5533474
Britney had her moments, her trainwreck moments were fierce.
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>>5533495
Ew.
A black kissing a white is not how god intended.
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https://www.frontiersmedia.com/frontiers-blog/2016/01/11/crowd-roars-for-gay-couple-on-l-a-kings-kiss-cam/

It's fucking annoying with gays push back gay acceptance and shove their sexuality in others' faces. Smh. Sometimes I hate being gay.
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>>5533524
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>>5533524
God I want a cute boyfriend badly...im not even ugly...why don't I have one that rubs my belly?
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>>5533447
Ew you look better with facial hair
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>>5533529
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMUQEI0CLQM

What are you listening to and is it as beautiful as this?
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>>5533535
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>>5533534
Who is that?
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>>5533542
Sauce?
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>>5533545
Just another attention whore
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>>5533549
So what's your name though?
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>>5533524
>>5533529
>>5533535
>>5533542
>tfw you're getting a belly
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>>5533555
I am going to make a face morph.
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>>5533558
>tfw I have a belly
>tfw no qt to rub it or cuddle with it
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>>5533565
There's a difference between having a belly and being obese, anon
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castizos are so cute :)
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>>5533538
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKMSgZo9c8s
yes
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>>5533570
Arabs >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all :3
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>>5533571
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSH--SJKVQQ
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>>5533571

Possibly the only redeeming thing David Bowie ever has done in his life...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGd-wNOq8d4
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>>5533558
>>5533565
post belly now
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>>5533602
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Joining the military may have been a bad idea.
Let's just see how it goes.
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>>5533568
>making assumptions
Makes an ass out of you and me anon.
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>spend day talking to ex about the good old times

>can't ever even hang out with him or my dog because his new boipucci hates me for no reason and forbids from coming over

Life is suffering
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thoughts on muslim pop?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_-McEvEGvI
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>>5533605
do it
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>>5533630
This is my style

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ftd_T8IcPtA
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>>5533630
sounds like any other pop goop.
y not post moar bowie?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXq5VvYAI1Q
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>>5533605
c'mon SP :3
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>>5533608
navy?
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>narcissistic
>but also ugly
>no money for plastic surgery
what do other than suicide
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Bowie and Freddy Mercury covering Vanilla Ice's masterpiece...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoDh_gHDvkk
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>>5533627
>he kept your dog
y tho
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>>5533712
Marines why?
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>>5533728
>not navy
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>>5533728
my cousin only has a couple weeks left. from the letters it sounded like hell but he stuck it out.
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>>5533722
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjYHTCR0qBk
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>>5533737
Tbqh I think the navy being gay is a meme.

>>5533741
Yeah I am not in it one hundred percent. Im getting shipped to boot camp in March and just exercising learning a bunch of bullshit. Im nervous though but also extremely excited because im going to not live an internet lifestyle anymore and get to travel the world.
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>>5533765
Is this your sister?
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>>5533765
hey bb
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>>5533765
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>>5533783
Lmao
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>>5533783
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>>5533765
The sad thing is that the most unattractive part of this picture is the, ironic or even worse unironic, wearing of that hat.
Why is this world so cruel?
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>>5533792
DUDE
DUDE
ALWAYS GROW A BEARD BEFORE YOU DECIDE TO GET A MUSTACHE
YOU WILL LOOK LIKE A PEDO OTHERWISE
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>>5533802
soon, America will be great again, after that we will start working on the rest of the world.
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my knees hurt
i dont feel very good

pls hug me

thanks
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>>5533792
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>>5533844
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>>5533954
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i want a man to touch me in a loving and gentle way
im so sick of guys being so rough to me. my entire life has been like this. :/
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>>5533976
Shut up bitch! You say this shit than when THE NICE GUY (me) tries to win you over you than REJECT me for CHAD.
Everyfucking time. I hate bottoms.
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Does anyone have that blowjob infograph?
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>>5533524
>>5533529
>>5533535
>>5533542
>tfw no nerdy bf to play games and get fat with
>tfw I will never be on the giving or receiving end of these gifs

Why even go on living
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>>5534013
none of us will ever make it
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>>5533549
>>5533534

yeah he does look better with facial hair. facial hair is a guy's version of make up.
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>>5533765

get a nose job, chin reduction, and smile with ur eyes. also moisturize more.
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>>5533783
wait did u get a copy of the Constitution with your purchase of trumps book?

kek the irony.
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>>5533792
you need to trim ur moustache sweetie. do you ever get hair in your food while you eat?
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>>5533719
>work out
>take care of your skin, don't forget to use moisturizer and sunscreen
>find a good job
>dress well
>enrich your life with hobbies like literature, movies, theater, music while doing something more adventurous on the side, like camping, traveling, rock climbing, etc...

If you're truly nascissistic, you have to become the person you want to atract and it takes time.
Another option is to settle for someone you consider a lesser being, i'm doing this and it is great, it hurts your ego at first but you get used to it.
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>>5533233
Lemme guess, butt hurt because he scored a young chick?
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>>5534079
Are you trying to turn him into a grill?
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>>5534097
There is no point in doing all that. Whatever is supposed to happen will happen regardless so the people you meet you would meet an be with not because of doing something but because you were supposed to. That is the way of the cosmic dance.
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>>5534138
grrrl im just tryin 2 maek him fav xD
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>>5534157
>don't do anything because it'll all happen anyway without you doing anything
you're a moron m8
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>>5534203
If I am that was my destiny and role in this life and I fully embrace it
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>>5534208
clearly
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>>5534218
you can fight your destiny kicking and screaming or you can peacefully ride the river to the end, every choice you do will lead to the things that were predetermined either way. I've always known I was a moron so I see no reason to fight or resist.
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>>5534225
come be a moron with me, anon :3
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>>5534262
no. I was meant to be alone in this life. Maybe we'll find each other in the next.
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This place is fucking dead lately.
How much longer can it last?
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>>5534279
Hitler bullied everyone away.
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>>5534279
everyone got relationships and left.
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>>5534286
Not me!
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>>5534301
trip on bud
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>tfw no china girl bf
>tfw no masc4ayylmao relationship
>;__;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jymvDe03A8
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>>5534303
>bud
Pls no, you people have given me enough names.
I might put it back on later, I'm going out for dinner. Good fortune be upon you, Anon. Enjoy the rest of your day!
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>>5534326
Together we're pstereo
So let's do it like it's pstereo
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>>5534340
Day here in Norway just began bud. I'm on my way to the head shrink. Enjoy your day.
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>>5534279
i used to post a ton late at night, but posting on this board isn't as fun as it used to be.
it might be because i stopped being a neet and a tranny, but it could also be because this board is repetitious and toxic as fuck.
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>>5534288
How do I get in on this?

>>5534301
That's because you are the bully.

>>5534358
> i stopped being a neet
You actually have friends and go out now? Happy for you desu senpai.
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>>5534361
no i don't have any irl friends still. and i don't really go out besides work. tomorrow i have my colonoscopy though so i'll be going out for that. ;~;
i live in a backwoods town so it's hard making friends when i'm a flamer irl.
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>>5534358
How is it toxic?
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>>5534366
>no i don't have any irl friends still. and i don't really go out besides work.
Sounds like you're still a neet. I hope you find new friends though.

What are you going for a colonoscopy for?

>>5534370
:^)
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>>5534373
digestive issues. probably cancer. :^)
and i don't think you know what neet means, friend. no education, employment, and training. i'm currently employed so i'm not a neet.
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>>5534378
That sucks hope you're ok.

I know I just meant neet lifestyle.
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>>5534378
>>5534378
>probably cancer.
Well, I hope you are giving in to a bit of hyperbole and being a hypochondriac. Certainly hope it's not cancer and you get your stuff sorted. Sorry to hear this, booger. Hope you get better soon.
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>When you see your crush back on Grindr
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>>5534444
Nice quads.
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>>5534444
Is it a bad feel?
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>>5534445
Check em

>>5534449
Yeah it is. It's where we originally met. Now he's looking for somebody else whilst I'm still here feeling sorry for myself.
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>>5534455
just because he's got a profile on grindr up and running doesn't mean he doesn't feel like shit. You could put yours back out there too. Fake it until you make it.
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>>5534378
Just so you know that if you actually die which you won't lets be real here you'll always have a legacy because ill spam your pictures and make this place have a remembrance day for you.
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>>5534471
He doesn't feel like shit he broke it off with me and hasn't spoken to me since.

I've never know anyone that has had such an impact on me in such a short amount of time.

I'm toying around with the idea of texting him but I don't think it would go well.

God now all I can think about is his perfect smile. I think I'm going to be sick.
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>>5534471
>tfw i decided getting on grinds and having lots of casual sex is what i would do if I break up with current bf
still deciding whether i should include drugs in my contingency plan
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>>5534516
:(
hang in there dude.
and don't call him. it will not end well for you and will make you more miserable.

>>5534518
that all sounds horrible but you do you, you filthy degenerate.
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What is some good ambient black metal?

Im tupaforcing right now and need to go into wonderland. Im listening to burzum but he's pleb tier but still good. Something with keyboards please.
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>>5534528
well my bf got all the essential degenerate action (drugs, threesomes, saunas, etc) before we met and i didn't, so it fees only fair
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>>5534528
>will make you more miserable

I doubt that's possible. Everything's falling apart.

How do you get over someone that you instantly fell in love with. I've had relationships that have lasted over 2 years that I didn't give a shit about but then i date a guy for 2 weeks and it flips my world upside down.

It just felt so right this time, it isn't fair.
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>>5534548
Don't feel down, you will find love again!
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>>5534558
Maybe I will. I feel like I missed my chance though.

I can't even date new people because I'm still hung up on him.
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How do I become a party whore? I want to do ecstacy and acid and get fucked and make money all the time
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>>5534573
>be a 9/10 or a 10/10
>be willing to destroy those goods look in less than 3yrs time with hard living.
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>>5534578
I am those things
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>>5534581
>9/10 or 10/10
Post pics
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>>5534530
why are u asking us >>>/mu/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVazuraIxSE
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>>5533236
I watched Labyrinth with pizza and beer.
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>never really actively listened to Bowie
>watched the blackstar music video today
>holy shit that was so good
>did a little research
>breddy inspired by artistry and lack of fucks given

I want to be like that tbqh
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My boyfriend has a huge ass and I have a not so impressive dick. What position would let me get more in?
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>>5534662
lol
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>>5534663
:c
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>>5534662
Kek that cheered me up thanks anon.

Missionary maybe? With his legs on your shoulders.
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>>5533765
>tfw no handsome bf to work towards making america great again
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>>5534779
America never was great in the first place.
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>>5534828
Seems like you've never been to brazil, when you get paid a minimum wage that over 800 bucks and you don't have to put over 50% of that in taxes, yes it's great.
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>>5534840
not as great is when you take a wrong turn end up in a favela and get ur car stripped by a mob of fevered crack heads and probably murdered
but w/e as long as the gubbermint isnt taking my moneys
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>>5533993
>Shut up bitch! You say this shit than when THE NICE GUY (me) tries to win you over you than REJECT me for CHAD.
>Everyfucking time. I hate bottoms.
Don't hate all of us some of us are NOT into CHAD
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>>5534840
boo hoo I live in a shithole country.no one cares
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>>5534873
>boo hoo I'm a pampered bitch and can't appreciate the good things my country has
>america is terrible guise really
Cry more bitch.
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http://strawpoll.me/6517078
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>>5534880
you really think brazil is different from the us? only difference is you have more black people, the us is pretty shitty
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>>5534892
these are some lying mother fuckers 18-20. everyone knows men lie about cock size constantly
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>>5534907
>more people, less deaths
>bigger pay, less taxes and smaller prices
>more universities, better ranking on all of them
>more job opportunities on more areas
>less corruption
>never ever got a temperature above the 127 F
Oh why don't you do cry a river about how bad the US is? You can probably end with the thirst on the world.
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>tfw in love with niq
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>>5535005
For his appearance? That love must go deep. Gzuz man.
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>>5535005
>tfw in love with myself
>tfw I'm a size queen
>tfw I will never date a manlet or a dicklet
>tfw this rejection makes me suicidal
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>>5535026
yeah mostly t b h
thats what twinks are for
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>>5535043
>tfw im niq
>tfw i drop trip but still post here everyday
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>>5535056
thank you for telling me that niq. I feel so much closer to you know, as if I was your older brother and have to protect you from all the people that wish to harm you.
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>>5535005
>tfw in love with ann
>tfw he's not even gay
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>meet great guy
>date goes well
>really nice body and perfect dick

>middle of 2nd date, calls it off and just wants to be friends, scared that he'll hurt me due to a little self destructive

>doesn't want to be fwb

Blërg
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>>5535130
Better to happen now before you fall in love with him.
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>>5535135

I know, and I respect that he had the balls to tell me up front, but...

I at least wanna suck that literally 10/10 cock again... I'm so thirsty
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>>5534868
I'm into Chad. In my experience, guys who self identify as 'nice guys' are neurotic /r9k/ basket cases.
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>>5535184
This. Maybe Chad has charisma. Maybe his interests are compatible with mine. Maybe he has dreams and aspirations. Maybe he's more than conventional attractiveness and athleticism.

I didn't think there was such a thing as gay "Nice Guys". I thought we dodged that bullet. But no.
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Anyone btm here? (Boy to man)
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>tfw make 60k
>tfw bf makes 40k
>tfw he calls me his sugar daddy
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Ok guys I messaged him against my better judgement. We're just making small talk and catching up. But he's just asked me if I want to go over his tonight when I asked what for he said "fun". Now I'm not sure what I feel worse about the fact that he asked me that in the first place or the fact that I'm actually considering it.

How bad of an idea is this? I feel my logical judgement is clouded.
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Question to especially trip/name fags

What is your favourite type of porn, what kind of terms do you use when you search for stuff?
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>>5535287
I don't get it? If he's your crush don't you want to go over to his place?
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>>5535218
If gay "nice guys" exist, they are not any different from the straight ones. A bit boring and unchallenging in the end.
I do believe Chad can have deeper traits than just being the "you're simply not as important as I am to myself" sane-thinking kind of guy.
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>>5533228
I'm lurking because of david bowie in the picture.
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>>5535310
Well yeah I do but i think I'll just feel worse afterwards as I have feelings for him and he doesn't. It might just be torturous.
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When your ex finds someone else to tell I love you and is happy again, and your struggling to get someone to last longer that a week.

Then he tells you "it'll get better, hold out hope"
Easy for you say. I have a 2 year dry spell, you go some one new after a few months.
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https://youtu.be/Jd9MaBu3gAg

When will gays admit how unhappy they are without Jesus and a loving wife in their life?
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>>5535423
Go fuck yourself.
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>>5535423

I guarantee you I am a better Christian than you. When was the last time you went to church or took midnight mass?

>>5535426

heretic pls go
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>>5535413
Butting in to say I know that feel. Last girl I dated I was in love with. She's got a bf now I hear. Only it's been four years+ for me, I think. Small dating pool and the fact that I'm such a train wreck I wouldn't wish myself on my worst enemy.
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>>5535269
My bf makes 3k more a year than I do despite being younger. Tankfully he likes to eat out and drink, so in the end we have about the same amount of money for things.
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>>5535428
>tfw no christian bf
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>>5535294
Never really got into porn, ie; I can cum 1 minute into relatively vanilla stuff. My bf is way into fisting porn, which scares me a little.
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>>5535294

um, my favourite porn is the type where its not all fake and scripted, and the actors chat to each other and the cameraman beforehand and they dont bother trying to pretend its not porn.

For example Navy Corpsman Logan's videos start off with 5 or so minutes of Logan chatting to his partner, swapping war stories and telling jokes, showing off his leg scar (why he retired), etc etc. Just nice banter to put the other guy at ease I guess.

I cant get off to normal porn because I cant help but think "Man, I bet that guy getting covered in 4 different strangers' cum used to have dreams and ambitions when he was a kid" midway through and then I get all sad and my boner disappears. So I prefer porn where I can kinda "see behind the scenes" and satisfy myself that the people involved are sort of happy. Like I said, Navy Corpsman Logan is great for that

oh, and in terms of bodytype I'm not really too picky except that I cant stand femboy or old dude porn. thats just weird.
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>>5535056
you wish
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>>5535434

It's the worst torture.

Worst part he's my best friend. Even after we broke up we were still huge parts of each other's lives till his bf up and decided I can't hang out with him anymore.

So now I'm left with nothing but bitter sour hate because Bros before hos doesn't exist.
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>>5535479
>that look
YOU JUST KNOW!
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>>5535426

So much anger brings strife & disharmony. So much for being a harmonist!

Jesus wants to clean out your filthy mouth and mind and give you a gift that will last forever, yet you deny his existence and sacrifice.

>>5535428
Is it a competition of who is a better Christian? No. Stop with your mind games and delusions. Satan is the master of all confusion. He makes men feel better than others because they did that or that or so and so. No works will get you into heaven, only your faith & belief. You claim to be a better Christian, yet you seem not to know the most basic teachings of Jesus. Read a bible, pray, and deny yourself.
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>>5535500

>no works will get you into heaven, only faith and belief

someone hasnt read the Catechisms

tut tut
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>>5535509

Only true Christians can do good works. Non-believers (those who deny Jesus) aren't capable of doing good works. Their works mean nothing at all in the end.

Faith and Belief is the only requirement to get into Heaven. There are many late believers in heaven, those who only believed while on their death bed. They don't have any gifts/awards besides the gift of heaven which they are thankful for.
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I need an advice /gg/
So my for past month i've been meeting with a guy, we are somewhat in releationship now, we like eachother etc etc.
From the very begining he very softly insists that we find a guy for a three some. He wants only sex ofc (or he pretends that he want it).
So my question is should I do it? When I'm horny I could do that, but after doing it I think I would have regrets and feel pretty bad inside.
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>>5535549
leave him for some non-degenerate

you probably gonna get pozzed with a guy like that

If you still are not convinced, think about that AFTER you masturbated.
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>>5535549
always knew you were going to cuck jupp
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>>5535549

Don't do it if you aren't 100% comfortable with it.

3somes can go REALLY wrong if one of you isnt into it. Just blow him off for now, keep it for an anniversary present or some shit.
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>>5535549

Don't. Every person I know who has done 3 some has regretted it with shame and bitterness
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>>5535549

A relationship/marriage is a loving bond between man & woman.

2 guys in a relationship looking for a threesome is just lust & sin.

Who else agrees with me?
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>>5535569
SP is at work you idiot, and no he doesn't have a smart phone.
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>>5535651
this was meant for this
>>5535587
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>>5535651
I want my (you)!
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>>5535651
what someone who is very secure in his relationship looks like
sp is just waiting for the day to leave you
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>>5535664
are you that jaded that you don't believe in love?
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>>5535651

where does SP do for work?
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>>5535677
He's a CEO of a multi-million dollar company. That's all you need to know.
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>>5535676
>tfw don't believe in love
but only for me, I don't rub it in other peoples faces and try to ruin their happiness. I swear.
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>>5535666
What ever you say buddy.

http://i.imgur.com/MwxWPAG.gif
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>>5533993
I would agree with this.

-_-_-
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>>5535708

you should learn to stop taking bait, silly

they wont stop posting unless you stop replying
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Today's my first day of college classes

SEND HELP
E
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D

H
E
L
P

I hope there's a cute boy in my class.
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>>5535724

...You realise he was being sarcastic and making fun of beta nutcases like you, dont you?

>>5535727

Focus, and do your best. ganbatte!
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>>5535731
He may have been but it is still true.

I'm not the guy who says that anyway I'd never go in for a long term thing.

-_-_-
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>>5533253
Why don't you tell him how you feel?
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>>5535739

come back when you turn 18, kiddo
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>>5533448

> not rewatching Aladdin and crying when Robin Williams died

M-maybe if he'd just had a friend like me...
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>>5535739

>autism
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>>5535741
The fuck's wrong with you? Go have some lunch.

-_-_-
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>>5535747
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>>5535751
tell it to kanjiklub
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>>5535751
Fuck me man chill out jeez.

-_-_-
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>>5535760

That would be statutory rape.
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>>5535760
>>5535747

>no denial

leave, kid. Dont you have better things to do? nobody wants you here.
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>>5535765
I don't need to deny it I'm not on here to argue

-_-_-
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>>5533630
Arabic is such a pretty language.
>>
gaygen, I'm a cute twink in my prime

How do I go about to have a daddy who buys stuff for me and get the most out of him?
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>>5533630

Propaganda. I've yet to see any spiritual muslims like this kid in real life.
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>>5535725
but what's the fun in that?
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>>5535793
>Propaganda
mein neger
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>>5535549
Take the advice I wish I could have gotten 5 years ago:

Leave him, or he will cuck you and you will be miserable.
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>>5533765
fake
http://fotoforensics.com/analysis.php?id=a06fae14e72fe8e169a0721990dd94b001ddc086.651974
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I wanna move to Miami, get a Cuban bf, then seroconvert
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>>5535784
Grindr?

-_-_-
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>>5535809
good luck with your aids
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>>5535805

Nothing about the error level analysis overly suggests any modification to the picture that wouldnt be produced by its excessive compression.
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>>5535814
>>5535784
>and get the most out of him?
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>tfw I look in the mirror today and think myself good-looking
I don't know where this is coming from guys.
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>>5535817
You'll get HIV out of him if nothing else.

-_-_-
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>>5535819

Cute! Wanna watch a film sometime?
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>>5535816
fake
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>>5535820
I want to put my boypussy to good use, but not get pozzed in the process.
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Hey /gaygen/, I like sucking dick but don't like butt stuff or having my dick handled. Am I weird?
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>>5535826

No its not. It just has a lossy compression.
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whose voting for TRUMP?
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>>5535831
no one, shut the fuck up
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>>5535831

capitalists out
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>>5535829
>>5535829
Biscum
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>>5535829
you can suck my dick anytime bro

t. straight best friend
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>>5535828
Well post some pics of it on here so we can judge its best use.

-_-_-
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>>5535837

I am. Is that a common thing with bi guys, or just indicative that I haven't gone very deep in the gay pool? Because my current boyfriend is also the first person I've dated, male or female.
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>>5535828
that' like gay life man, if you're a slut you get aids man. complete truth. buy a dildo can't get aids from a dildo
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>>5535843
just wait until your first prostate orgasm

>>5535846
speak english, nigger
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>>5535828

>you_irl
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>>5535843
have you even tried butt stuff? giving or receiving. you just might be on of these "eww butt thats where poop comes out of" pansies who don't know the glorious feeling of fucking or getting fucked in the ass.
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>>5535850
I have high standards.

I want a rich daddy.
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>>5535849
GET A DILDO STOP BEING A SLUT OR ELSE YOU GET AIDS there engrish enough 4 u?
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>>5535849

>tfw have spent probably about 6 solid hours with various implements up my but in total and have never had a prostate orgasm

i tell myself that it will be different when i have sex for the first time, but to tell the truth im kinda scared that I might be unable to have a prostate orgasm - what kind of a bottom would I be then????
>>
https://www.instagram.com/hotdudeswithkittens/
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>>5535859
are you a white girl?
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>>5535858
maybe you just don't have a prostate, maybe you're female
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>>5535858
>what kind of a bottom would I be then????
reminder to jack off during that, so you get something out of it as well
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>>5535862
I wish
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>>5535858
I can't get them by myself either. But a dick at the right angle just makes it happen, so there's hope.
>>
Am I in the minority if my prostate is incredibly easily stimulated by dildos and penises?
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>>5535866

Yeah I mean i get boners from it and I can jack off easily, but I just cant get the hang of a prostate orgasm :(

>>5535869

Thats what im hoping. Plus also i think the other guy will be pretty happy if he really can make me cum handsfree- it would be a real achievement

>>5535865

im having Wasp Factory flashbacks

>>5535870

lucky devil ;~;
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>>5535870
dunno, but that sounds pretty cute
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>>5535859

LOL that hairloss
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>>5535549
>tfw bf tried to arrange a threesome with some random guy we've just met
>I thought he was just being friendly to the guy
Thankfully I felt ill and had to leave the club later, and he went with me (I was afraid he would want to stay with that guy). He later confessed what he was up to and never tried pulling shit like that since.
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>>5535874
It is cute. My ex said his fav position with me was missionary because he loved what happened to my face when he fucked me. It was annoying because the best angle was when he did me doggy.
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>>5535872
>reading transgender junk
>>
>go for a jog
>cough up approximately three months of tar
>jog back home + continue chain smoking
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>>5535890

the whole point is that i didnt know it was transgender junk until the end
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>>5535883
>My ex said his fav position with me was missionary because he loved what happened to my face when he fucked me.
Mine as well.

>when he locks his legs behind my back and hugs me, massages my scalp
That is my biggest fetish desu.
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>>5535849
>>5535854

A little. I just don't like things going into me (except dicks in mouth) and don't like being sexually serviced, either. I'm uncomfortable handling my own dick, sometimes. Not a tranny, though.

I basically just suck my boyfriend off, make out with him and cuddle.
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>>5535892

>mfw ran 10K last week

get rekt lad
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>>5535895
you are perfect for me, except for the buttstuff
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>>5535895

>mfw some MtF braindead autist has more game than me

REEEEEEE
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>>5535895
I literally see no problem, have you tried fucking his ass. It's not "being serviced" just fuck his ass or suck his cock the rest of your lives.

You're thinking way too much about this. There are some people who don't do anal.
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>>5535894
>when he's fucking you from behind but with one arm he reaches around your chest and pulls you up so you're both on your knees with your back to his chest and then he kisses the side of your neck.
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>>5535897
yah well
just ran 20k suck my willy
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>>5535538
i thought you were banned?

abrahamics are the worst humans alive. bye.
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>>5535904

Definitely don't wanna top him. I like being the small one - he's about a head taller than me. Don't think he's into being penetrated, either. He's tried giving me oral a few times, but I really don't enjoy it. He has gotten me off with his hands a few times and it's felt pretty good, especially since he forces me to keep going past the hyper-sensitive phase, but most of the time I just don't like any attention being given to my dick.

Would be happy to just get pushed down to suck him off whenever he wanted, though. Shame his libido isn't higher.
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>>5535909
>tfw he's fucking you from behind and reaches around your waist and jacks you off while he nibbles/licks/ kisses your back or neck until shoots his load into your ass the same time you shoot your load.
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>>5535909
>>5535921

>tfw when youre making up lewd descriptions of things you have never experienced solely in order to make strangers on the internet jealous
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>>5535923
I never said I ever did it, I just would really like to do it for once.
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>>5535919
sounds to me like you need to be forced like the little bitch you are. You need to be tied up and sexually forced. You currently have way too much control over what sexual activities are allowed and you will end up losing your bf and becoming alone the rest of your life for your weird sexual needs.

Tell your bf to tie you up and forcefully do what ever he wants with you tired up. Only then will you two be happy.
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>>5535923
Haha, jokes on you he does it to me all the time.
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>>5535923
>in order to make strangers on the internet jealous
this
>>5535921
has happened to me countless times being the bottom and the top
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>>5535931

Did I mention I met my boyfriend through 4chan?

Neither of us is into bondage though.
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>>5535968
>>
>tfw match with top tier qt
>uses xD
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>>5535784
>gaygen, I'm a cute twink in my prime
>How do I go about to have a daddy who buys stuff for me and get the most out of him?
And THIS would be the reason I don't go for young guys.
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