David Bowie is dead now, /gaygen/.
Spoopy boo pls .__.
Im feeling really soft right now.
Tell me im pretty :3c
I like the smell of flowers tbqh.
Gaygens mean to absolutely everyone. Can't take the heat get out of the fire. I love hostility as long as faggots dont take it too far. I actually really love hostility.
>saw him today again for the first time in two months because of a friend's birthday lunch
>we still make eye contact and touch, still act like a coordinated team, he still smiles at me and says he's always okay when I ask
>he still misses the whore that cheated on him 2 weeks into dating
>arrive home and jerk off 7 times in a row, break down crying when instinctively reaching to kiss and hug air
>get post-masturbation munchies, eat the last bread
I'm still hungry and my dick is numb
Jagger was pretty boy, kind of looked like moot when he was young. Drugs and booze did their job.
If I get quints though can I be excused?
He does this shit to me all the time and I almost always fall for it because he's good at baiting me in a way that makes it seem like a natural, legitimate question. I live in constant fear.
Fight me scrublord.
I don't think he ever will. He's a total nerd, but he's my nerd.
In early photos of him his eye colors were the same color. When did one of his eyes turn blue?
>mfw my dad would order cinnamon rolls "with extra jism"
when my mortified brother was with him during one of those times (the last time in fact) asked him what he doing, he said that's what all the guys at work called the extra sugary topping on the rolls. Undoubtedly he had spent several years ordering cinnamon rolls with extra jism from whatever poor soul was behind the counter clueless as to what "jism" actually meant.
I'm pretty sure the cinnamon roll cashier knew what jism is, like most people think that people working in retail are idiots, but they can't voice their opinions due to the fact that any single irate customer on their record is a mark towards getting fired. Most retail workers hate people, that's why most of them are smokers. They need something to take off their anger and calm themselves down because of people like your father that piss them off so much. It is common knowledge that stress is linked to premature death. Your father literally killed that man.
Show some respect for your native divas, you scallywag.
>Canucks get Bieber
>I get the eternal goddess, Kylie Minogue
>it'd derail the entire thread
I'm not sure if you've noticed but Gaygen is always derailed. That's what makes it the equivalent of the 7th gate of hell; only gayer.
Make his death all about you. That should make you feel better.
It's fucking annoying with gays push back gay acceptance and shove their sexuality in others' faces. Smh. Sometimes I hate being gay.
What are you listening to and is it as beautiful as this?
>tfw I have a belly
>tfw no qt to rub it or cuddle with it
Arabs >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all :3
>spend day talking to ex about the good old times
>can't ever even hang out with him or my dog because his new boipucci hates me for no reason and forbids from coming over
Life is suffering
Tbqh I think the navy being gay is a meme.
Yeah I am not in it one hundred percent. Im getting shipped to boot camp in March and just exercising learning a bunch of bullshit. Im nervous though but also extremely excited because im going to not live an internet lifestyle anymore and get to travel the world.
>take care of your skin, don't forget to use moisturizer and sunscreen
>find a good job
>enrich your life with hobbies like literature, movies, theater, music while doing something more adventurous on the side, like camping, traveling, rock climbing, etc...
If you're truly nascissistic, you have to become the person you want to atract and it takes time.
Another option is to settle for someone you consider a lesser being, i'm doing this and it is great, it hurts your ego at first but you get used to it.
There is no point in doing all that. Whatever is supposed to happen will happen regardless so the people you meet you would meet an be with not because of doing something but because you were supposed to. That is the way of the cosmic dance.
you can fight your destiny kicking and screaming or you can peacefully ride the river to the end, every choice you do will lead to the things that were predetermined either way. I've always known I was a moron so I see no reason to fight or resist.
Pls no, you people have given me enough names.
I might put it back on later, I'm going out for dinner. Good fortune be upon you, Anon. Enjoy the rest of your day!
i used to post a ton late at night, but posting on this board isn't as fun as it used to be.
it might be because i stopped being a neet and a tranny, but it could also be because this board is repetitious and toxic as fuck.
no i don't have any irl friends still. and i don't really go out besides work. tomorrow i have my colonoscopy though so i'll be going out for that. ;~;
i live in a backwoods town so it's hard making friends when i'm a flamer irl.
Just so you know that if you actually die which you won't lets be real here you'll always have a legacy because ill spam your pictures and make this place have a remembrance day for you.
He doesn't feel like shit he broke it off with me and hasn't spoken to me since.
I've never know anyone that has had such an impact on me in such a short amount of time.
I'm toying around with the idea of texting him but I don't think it would go well.
God now all I can think about is his perfect smile. I think I'm going to be sick.
>will make you more miserable
I doubt that's possible. Everything's falling apart.
How do you get over someone that you instantly fell in love with. I've had relationships that have lasted over 2 years that I didn't give a shit about but then i date a guy for 2 weeks and it flips my world upside down.
It just felt so right this time, it isn't fair.
Don't feel down, you will find love again!
>never really actively listened to Bowie
>watched the blackstar music video today
>holy shit that was so good
>did a little research
>breddy inspired by artistry and lack of fucks given
I want to be like that tbqh
>tfw no handsome bf to work towards making america great again
America never was great in the first place.
not as great is when you take a wrong turn end up in a favela and get ur car stripped by a mob of fevered crack heads and probably murdered
but w/e as long as the gubbermint isnt taking my moneys
>Shut up bitch! You say this shit than when THE NICE GUY (me) tries to win you over you than REJECT me for CHAD.
>Everyfucking time. I hate bottoms.
Don't hate all of us some of us are NOT into CHAD
boo hoo I live in a shithole country.no one cares
>boo hoo I'm a pampered bitch and can't appreciate the good things my country has
>america is terrible guise really
Cry more bitch.
>more people, less deaths
>bigger pay, less taxes and smaller prices
>more universities, better ranking on all of them
>more job opportunities on more areas
>never ever got a temperature above the 127 F
Oh why don't you do cry a river about how bad the US is? You can probably end with the thirst on the world.
>meet great guy
>date goes well
>really nice body and perfect dick
>middle of 2nd date, calls it off and just wants to be friends, scared that he'll hurt me due to a little self destructive
>doesn't want to be fwb
This. Maybe Chad has charisma. Maybe his interests are compatible with mine. Maybe he has dreams and aspirations. Maybe he's more than conventional attractiveness and athleticism.
I didn't think there was such a thing as gay "Nice Guys". I thought we dodged that bullet. But no.
Ok guys I messaged him against my better judgement. We're just making small talk and catching up. But he's just asked me if I want to go over his tonight when I asked what for he said "fun". Now I'm not sure what I feel worse about the fact that he asked me that in the first place or the fact that I'm actually considering it.
How bad of an idea is this? I feel my logical judgement is clouded.
Question to especially trip/name fags
What is your favourite type of porn, what kind of terms do you use when you search for stuff?
If gay "nice guys" exist, they are not any different from the straight ones. A bit boring and unchallenging in the end.
I do believe Chad can have deeper traits than just being the "you're simply not as important as I am to myself" sane-thinking kind of guy.
When your ex finds someone else to tell I love you and is happy again, and your struggling to get someone to last longer that a week.
Then he tells you "it'll get better, hold out hope"
Easy for you say. I have a 2 year dry spell, you go some one new after a few months.
When will gays admit how unhappy they are without Jesus and a loving wife in their life?
Butting in to say I know that feel. Last girl I dated I was in love with. She's got a bf now I hear. Only it's been four years+ for me, I think. Small dating pool and the fact that I'm such a train wreck I wouldn't wish myself on my worst enemy.
um, my favourite porn is the type where its not all fake and scripted, and the actors chat to each other and the cameraman beforehand and they dont bother trying to pretend its not porn.
For example Navy Corpsman Logan's videos start off with 5 or so minutes of Logan chatting to his partner, swapping war stories and telling jokes, showing off his leg scar (why he retired), etc etc. Just nice banter to put the other guy at ease I guess.
I cant get off to normal porn because I cant help but think "Man, I bet that guy getting covered in 4 different strangers' cum used to have dreams and ambitions when he was a kid" midway through and then I get all sad and my boner disappears. So I prefer porn where I can kinda "see behind the scenes" and satisfy myself that the people involved are sort of happy. Like I said, Navy Corpsman Logan is great for that
oh, and in terms of bodytype I'm not really too picky except that I cant stand femboy or old dude porn. thats just weird.
It's the worst torture.
Worst part he's my best friend. Even after we broke up we were still huge parts of each other's lives till his bf up and decided I can't hang out with him anymore.
So now I'm left with nothing but bitter sour hate because Bros before hos doesn't exist.
So much anger brings strife & disharmony. So much for being a harmonist!
Jesus wants to clean out your filthy mouth and mind and give you a gift that will last forever, yet you deny his existence and sacrifice.
Is it a competition of who is a better Christian? No. Stop with your mind games and delusions. Satan is the master of all confusion. He makes men feel better than others because they did that or that or so and so. No works will get you into heaven, only your faith & belief. You claim to be a better Christian, yet you seem not to know the most basic teachings of Jesus. Read a bible, pray, and deny yourself.
Only true Christians can do good works. Non-believers (those who deny Jesus) aren't capable of doing good works. Their works mean nothing at all in the end.
Faith and Belief is the only requirement to get into Heaven. There are many late believers in heaven, those who only believed while on their death bed. They don't have any gifts/awards besides the gift of heaven which they are thankful for.
I need an advice /gg/
So my for past month i've been meeting with a guy, we are somewhat in releationship now, we like eachother etc etc.
From the very begining he very softly insists that we find a guy for a three some. He wants only sex ofc (or he pretends that he want it).
So my question is should I do it? When I'm horny I could do that, but after doing it I think I would have regrets and feel pretty bad inside.
Don't do it if you aren't 100% comfortable with it.
3somes can go REALLY wrong if one of you isnt into it. Just blow him off for now, keep it for an anniversary present or some shit.
SP is at work you idiot, and no he doesn't have a smart phone.
are you that jaded that you don't believe in love?
He's a CEO of a multi-million dollar company. That's all you need to know.
What ever you say buddy.
I would agree with this.
Today's my first day of college classes
I hope there's a cute boy in my class.
Take the advice I wish I could have gotten 5 years ago:
Leave him, or he will cuck you and you will be miserable.
>tfw I look in the mirror today and think myself good-looking
I don't know where this is coming from guys.
I am. Is that a common thing with bi guys, or just indicative that I haven't gone very deep in the gay pool? Because my current boyfriend is also the first person I've dated, male or female.
have you even tried butt stuff? giving or receiving. you just might be on of these "eww butt thats where poop comes out of" pansies who don't know the glorious feeling of fucking or getting fucked in the ass.
>tfw have spent probably about 6 solid hours with various implements up my but in total and have never had a prostate orgasm
i tell myself that it will be different when i have sex for the first time, but to tell the truth im kinda scared that I might be unable to have a prostate orgasm - what kind of a bottom would I be then????
Yeah I mean i get boners from it and I can jack off easily, but I just cant get the hang of a prostate orgasm :(
Thats what im hoping. Plus also i think the other guy will be pretty happy if he really can make me cum handsfree- it would be a real achievement
im having Wasp Factory flashbacks
lucky devil ;~;
>tfw bf tried to arrange a threesome with some random guy we've just met
>I thought he was just being friendly to the guy
Thankfully I felt ill and had to leave the club later, and he went with me (I was afraid he would want to stay with that guy). He later confessed what he was up to and never tried pulling shit like that since.
It is cute. My ex said his fav position with me was missionary because he loved what happened to my face when he fucked me. It was annoying because the best angle was when he did me doggy.
>My ex said his fav position with me was missionary because he loved what happened to my face when he fucked me.
Mine as well.
>when he locks his legs behind my back and hugs me, massages my scalp
That is my biggest fetish desu.
>mfw some MtF braindead autist has more game than me
I literally see no problem, have you tried fucking his ass. It's not "being serviced" just fuck his ass or suck his cock the rest of your lives.
You're thinking way too much about this. There are some people who don't do anal.
>when he's fucking you from behind but with one arm he reaches around your chest and pulls you up so you're both on your knees with your back to his chest and then he kisses the side of your neck.
Definitely don't wanna top him. I like being the small one - he's about a head taller than me. Don't think he's into being penetrated, either. He's tried giving me oral a few times, but I really don't enjoy it. He has gotten me off with his hands a few times and it's felt pretty good, especially since he forces me to keep going past the hyper-sensitive phase, but most of the time I just don't like any attention being given to my dick.
Would be happy to just get pushed down to suck him off whenever he wanted, though. Shame his libido isn't higher.
>tfw he's fucking you from behind and reaches around your waist and jacks you off while he nibbles/licks/ kisses your back or neck until shoots his load into your ass the same time you shoot your load.
sounds to me like you need to be forced like the little bitch you are. You need to be tied up and sexually forced. You currently have way too much control over what sexual activities are allowed and you will end up losing your bf and becoming alone the rest of your life for your weird sexual needs.
Tell your bf to tie you up and forcefully do what ever he wants with you tired up. Only then will you two be happy.