What makes you the most comfortable, /gaygen/?
are they extra big for hiding spare change?
What shall it profit a gay man if he gains a boyfriend and a good life.... but loses his soul?
Was talking to an ex about embarrassing sexual encounters... His Grindr hookup got super drunk, took some pills, smoked some weed, and while they fucked, he threw up and pissed himself then blacked out. My ex apparently just went, pissed as well, then passed out. Sounds disgusting.
Most embarrassing thing I've done was cry during
Another victim claimed by Mark Rippletits's starting strenght program
>tfw he'll never be your sugar daddy, teaching you the perfect ATG squat technique on his dad cock
squatting is for upper body?
dunno what you're asking
you already did
you're gonna need a bigger straw to quench that thirst
my ankles and wrists are perfectly average tyvm
oh ho ho, honey. you have no idea how wrong that is and how fucked up disproportioned i am in the other direction
It's average-sized, but I like to think its fairly aesthetic- it doesnt have any spots and has a nice lil taper to it in my opinion. Sorry for potato quality, I still have an old flip phone.
I do. Everyday :)
>tfw when not having a dude smear his dick cheese all over my dick head... this is a good feel.
>tfw lifted for three years without doing legs
>have a sexy upper body but no lower because always did it at home and bulked and cut
I regret being lazy anf not just getting a gym pass. At least it only take eight months to actually get swole looking with a bulk doing 3x8 squats.
can't. hamstrings are fukt and i can't get the depth for that. really tough to work mah booty desu. gonna make a program that gets it up to par after this cut tho.
>so much sldl
>so much stair climber
>so much kettlebell swings
>I assume he knows you're gay and you aren't in the closet to him.
I'm pretty sure he does. I've talked about gay-related stuff around him before. Then again, I've had people say that they didn't realize I was gay until I've explicitly said "Hey I'm a huge faggot.". Even if I've talked about ex-boyfriends and buttfucking around them. I think it's the way I look.
>don't let yourself get too hung up on him.
Believe me, I'm trying.
He told me I could disregard the mouth fucking texts if I wanted to.
>He told me I could disregard the mouth fucking texts if I wanted to.
aww dude... I'm sorry he said that.
I wonder if saying "maybe I don't want to disregard them" or "*sigh* and here I was thinking you were not just teasing me"
would be too cringe.
>i dont really care for dicksize
>if you are at least in the top 20% youre good for me
are you fucking serious
I'll have you know Jesus is not going to permit a bunch of leather bound dirty homosexual pig apes with apple strapped to their whore mouths to galavant beyond the heavenly gates. Nope! Not gonna happen.
I love you guys but you need to repent and realize your desires for man flesh come from Satan's influence on your mind, not God.
sounds like the guy is just doing damage control. like he's going "shit forget I ever said that." the whole "if you want to" thing is suggestive to me. it's like he's leaving it up to you.
Not really. Porn + internet liars fucks with people more than you'd think.
This is a collation of 20 studies, comprising aroudn 20,000 professionalyl measured samples - previous surveys in the 80s and 90s that recorded averages of 5.5-6.0 inches were based on selfreported data.
actually im saying that you should stay away from blondes, as the probability of being both blonde and bigdicked is 1/100 * 2/100 = 0.02%
Besides, I thought you were a femboy chaser top?
so I've been struggling for a while when it comes to moving into the next step with people intimately...
I've always had issues staying hard during sex, especially during penetration... I get super nervous and anxious and it just goes flaccid then I just get paranoid.
I've tried without and with condoms, I've tried going without an orgasm for a few days then trying, but nothing ever seems to work.
Any ideas ? Ive assumed low test but
a mix of genetics and having tons of testosterone and hgh during puberty I would assume
>capcha 313 niga
>tfw the universe hated me and im still successful
nothing like all around genetic deficiency to drive a man to greatness
So we're talking now and he goes "I didn't know you were gay.
Every. Single. Time.
One of our straight friends said he'd "let Khal Drogo put his peepee in him". I said I didn't think I would and the straight friend goes "Oh that's right. I forgot you like prettyboys."
This guy was there for that. How did he not know?
I'll be here all week.
Thanks, Ann. He's acting really nervous and kind of spazzing still, but I think it's starting to sink in that I'm not fucking with him.
Sure it can. There are like 130 gaygen posters, of whom maybe 4 or 5 regularly post their dick. Obviously the only people who want to post it are the attentionwhores with big dicks.
>Closer to 5'5
Napoléon Bonaparte was a French military and political leader who rose to prominence during the French Revolution and led several successful campaigns during the Revolutionary Wars. Wikipedia
Born: August 15, 1769, Ajaccio, France
Died: May 5, 1821, Longwood, Saint Helena, Ascension and Tristan da Cunha
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>How did he not know?
He was prob. afraid that he misunderstood the joke and that you weren't gay. You were obviously on his mind or he wouldn't have texted you what he did.
>tfw extremely happy with my penis and height despite memes
>tfw more confident naturally and ptoud despite others saying I shouldn't be and I see others near double my size with way less confidence.
>growing a beard
True. But allot of the things people get complimented on they didn't work for. Like height, facial features, eyes smile, hair etc.
>Nietzche had a microdick
I get where the anger issues are coming from then. lol
If it were 1/100, wouldn't it only like a pair or maybe three out of 130?
its within reasonable levels of deviation from the standard. More so when you consider people like you measuring from like the half inch mark to make their 6.5 incher seem like its 7 inches.
I used to play quite a bit. The last time I drafted was Dragons of Tarkir, I think.
>bottom gets rejected because penis
Do what now?
No, I'm serious. I hung out with allot of dudes who tried to grown one to early. It looks awful, like someone glued some pubes to your face when you were sleeping.
How is it poor b8?
I'm even biscum and it keeps happening.
People here keep searching for huge cocks.
First person last year could go as low as 19 cm.
Then there was a couple that wouldn't even say what meant a big dick to them, they just stopped responding when they found out I had 15 cm.
Then another couple that was only after BBC which would be nice if they stated beforehand.
Then some other guys that sent dick pics and then stopped responding once they learned my size.
By Novemeber I couldn't be bothered anymore.
>tfw someone on trash recognized me and said they use my posts as good SPH
Penis is like boob size though. It doenst stop anybody for being smaller but everyone prefers bigger. Maybe not ginormous but bigger.
Some of the battle for Zendikar looked pretty neat. Haven't really payed much attention to it.
A friend of mine still has a box of Innistrad we have to get through.
If you have a steady playgroup, you should look into cheap deck games, like Pauper and Noble.
People on the Internet have expectations. In the past, I wouldn't have hooked up with a guy with my bf's dick size (4-4.5 inches), but I didn't ask for his size before he took of his pants, because we didn't meet online but had a date and I thought it is an awkward setting to ask.
ya 5.5 master race yo
i don't see the point of lying about it desu, especially to people that will probably see it at some point
i used to be
i was really into innistrad/rtr standard but fell off real hard with theros
i think i drafted ktk ones for the hell of it and it didn't really draw me back in
i still go hard for rakdos tho
Theros is Kamigawa 2: Greco-Roman Boogaloo. Unique, flavorful setting cram packed full of shitty cards, underutilized and overcosted mechanics, and things for grogs to bitch about. I'd have cared more about it if satyrs had decent tribal support.
i was excited for the theme but it like
tried too hard to be ravnica again desu, they whole color god factions seemed forced
i mean they did with ktk too but at least it like
made sense and worked
i haven't paid any attention to the new set at all desu
when he calls you a good boy after he cums in your asshole bareback, duh
the satyrs made me want to switch from br to rg until i realized i didn't want to play theros at all
I was super excited for Theros because minotaurs, satyrs, and those sexy Greeks, but then it was totally unplayable in Standard, which was the only format the local scene cared about. Satyrs being shit was like werewolves all over again. Fucking WoTC.
I should just play Weiss Schwartz or something.
>satyrs being shit was like werewolves all over again
i mean i played a br vamps (necropolis regent was a dream come true for rtr tbqh) deck for inn/rtr standard but
werewolves were a close second for me
The warm embrace of a qt lanklet!
They were fun, but they weren't good by any stretch - Huntmaster was the only one to see any consistent play. And they really weren't good as a tribal/theme deck, only splashed in to help Garruk/wolf swarms.
Khans is so generic. Feels like Wizards knew they had to do something more playable than Theros, but they knew Zendikar 2 was gonna power creep hard again, just like Zendikar 1 did. Just an average block.
>boob size though. It doenst stop anybody for being smaller but everyone prefers bigger. Maybe not ginormous but bigger.
I remember reading about some survey on boob size about the big boob thing being a myth. Basically most guys prefer B-cups, I think was the conclusion. And most female porn stars are in the B-cup size.
they did the same with dicks, and well.
lel i think i've been hit up by the same guy
he completely lost interest when he say i wasn't stacked
dunno, do you like being called effeminate?
i dunno if i'd say it's creepy
like as long as there's an agreement about how the pics can be used (aka not signing a release) and he's respectful, it seems pretty harmless
I don't really keep up with all those classifications and shit but I thought "wolf" had to do with having quite a bit of body hair. I would've never thought of you as a wolf... more along the lines of gym rat.
>i just remember him saying multiple times that he was straight and the most he liked to do was touch lol
>'m bigger than him.
even still you should probably do a safe call if you go through with it. Every 30mins have a friend call your cellphone to make sure you're OK. Have your friend also get the address of the place and the number of the place when you get there. Let the guy know this is a requirement beforehand inorder to work with you.
it's addictive desu, i love underwear
idk it'd only be creepy if he didn't discuss that beforehand and just started groping you
i love porn
if i was cute enough and not socially and emotionally fucked, i might do it desu
boosters were always so disappointing
isn't it better to just buy singles lol
I usually check Cheap Undies every day, since they occasionally get nice stuff on discount. Fresh Pair is decent too, but more money.
Nice underwear is expensive as hell, so shop around. Definitely worth the investment to go from department store shit to something nicer, though.
yeah, it is exciting
i used to buy too many
it's just disappointing
andrew christian has a lot of tacky stuff, but once in a while they put out something less out there, and their cuts are really flattering and comfortable (dickpouches are amazing), plus cute jock briefs
aussiebum has nice stuff but i don't have any myself.
piado briefs are cheap and flattering but kinda smushy on the bulge if you've got a lot (my balls are p big so i have to adjust a lot when i wear em)
umm.. papi jocks are cheap and come in packs (it was like 7 bucks for 3), but they're poorly made
idk what else
kek i used to work at my school library and it was so dead and empty all the time i'd just sit at the desk and fantasize about guys walking by (the walls were glass so i could just stare into the halls)
I love them. If I could I'd replace my whole underwear drawer with jocks and thongs because I'm a subby faggot.
To add to this, I personally like 2xist, and Calvin Klein is good even though it's normie. Rufskin is comfy, but a lot of it is way out there, and at ridiculous designer prices if it isn't on clearance.
You're a twink compared to me.
>implying anything is sexier than BVDs
jocks are only as good as the ass wearing them
even if a guy is a total 110% 'don't even think about looking at my ass you little fagbottomboi' top, a jock would be sexy af
man i really want some versace tbqh
but that's so expensive
i got a knockoff thong that looks really similar tho, so i guess i'm sated
then i'd forgo a jock
boxer briefs are good for giving your thighs/ass some shape
if you're just goin for visuals, i'd go with some dickpouch briefs (i think they're called "anatomically correct", but dickpouch is more succinct) because they make your bulge look ridiculous
it's what all the gays are wearing in porn