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First for Irish foreskins
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>>5530700
are they extra big for hiding spare change?
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>>5530692
A study of people who study people. There really is no end to this is there?
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>>5530705
They store potatoes in them for times of famine, like squirrels
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>>5530692

wh-what

Where did you get that picture?
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>>5530680
Ugh ... maybe later ok
>>5530685
Good boy, you can be sexy fluid on muh dick
>>5530686
I want to reunite Ireland with you
>>5530690
Kek
>>5530700
Eww
>>5530705
What did you think our pots of gold were ?
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>>5530715
from you.
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Colin, shut up!
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>>5530717
>Attention whore
>Won't post a pic of his foreskin

Get potato famine and die
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>>5530719

sp00ked
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>>5530723
>thirsty
You'll never get pics acting like that bud
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>>5530732

>thirsty
>for Irishanon

lol
http://archive.loveisover.me/lgbt/thread/5518884/#5519887
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>>5530705
I knew a drug dealer who kept pills under his foreskin
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>>5530717
>I want to reunite Ireland with you
I want to reunite Ireland with you too. But only if it's under glorious British rule
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>>5530742
I'm just saying if you want a pic of my dick, that's pretty thirsty desu
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What shall it profit a gay man if he gains a boyfriend and a good life.... but loses his soul?
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>>5530732
It's for science, not my own personal gratification

>>5530742
Who is that?
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>>5530744
That sounds hot tbqh.
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>>5530752

Irishanon kek
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>>5530742
Is Irish anon on hormones? I've never seen such curvaceous hips.
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>tfw feeling light-headed from masturbation and the immideatly following feeling of dehydration
I'm feeling kinda funny guys.
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>>5530751
you don't have a soul, you are a soul.
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>>5530723
OK OK. Here ya go m8.
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>>5530749
>British rule
*cringe*
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>>5530717
don't boil your taters just yet bb
it'll be a last second decision

have a mildly confusing pic in the meantime

>>5530766
i laffed
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>>5530763
don't edge for 12 hours.
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Was talking to an ex about embarrassing sexual encounters... His Grindr hookup got super drunk, took some pills, smoked some weed, and while they fucked, he threw up and pissed himself then blacked out. My ex apparently just went, pissed as well, then passed out. Sounds disgusting.

Most embarrassing thing I've done was cry during
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>>5530770

miring quads

Squat?
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>>5530770
hey mostlyhomo can i ask you a question
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>>5530749
But British rule is sharia law
I wanna be safe I'm Ireland mang
>>5530752
Fair enough I guess but I'm probably not gonna post it desu
>>5530762
I'm just a natural babe, hontastic etc
>>5530766
Kek
>>5530769
ikr
>>5530770
Add on Skype, gay boy
Rageork
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>>5530770
Is that really what your lower half looks like?

>How embarrassing.
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>>5530770
>dat potbelly
d'aw
>anklelet
double d'aw

:3c
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>>5530770
>i'm a fat fuck and Mark Rippetoe is my beardaddy mode
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>>5530742

Made him a qt twink
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>>5530780

lets see your quads then friendo :3

>>5530782

Do not sexualise the Rippetoe.
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>>5530784
Can you do something about his Tom Hanks nipples?
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>>5530770
Another victim claimed by Mark Rippletits's starting strenght program
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>>5530788
>Tom Hanks nipples
when the hell did that become a thing?
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>>5530784
There's something terrifying about that picture
>>5530788
You shouldn't change perfection :3 >>5530797
I know right, me
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>>5530787
>tfw he'll never be your sugar daddy, teaching you the perfect ATG squat technique on his dad cock
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>>5530794

>
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>>5530784
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>>5530799
lol, opps
forgot to loose the namefag thing
>tfw failed as anon
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>>5530801

>tfw Rippeteo gave me a texan accent fetish

true story
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>>5530775
squatting is for upper body?
dunno what you're asking

>>5530776
you already did

>>5530780
:3

>>5530777
whoa nelly
you're gonna need a bigger straw to quench that thirst

>>5530781
my ankles and wrists are perfectly average tyvm

>>5530794
oh ho ho, honey. you have no idea how wrong that is and how fucked up disproportioned i am in the other direction
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lmao im the only one in chat
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>>5530816

I meant, how much do you squat?
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Report in
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>>5530769
What, are you going to reunite Ireland with your potato laws?
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>>5530823

CI-8/9 i guess
its a blue board tho, you should delete that
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>>5530823
CI-8
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>>5530816
You're the one that wants the pic and I'm not posting here / s-s-shhut up homo >>5530823
I'm a ci-9
>>5530824
Our laws work
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>>5530825
It's scientific

also post pic

>>5530828
post pic

>>5530831
still filtered
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>>5530833
why would I post pic of my small penis?
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>>5530835
It will make a fine addition to my collection
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>>5530833

It's average-sized, but I like to think its fairly aesthetic- it doesnt have any spots and has a nice lil taper to it in my opinion. Sorry for potato quality, I still have an old flip phone.

http://i.imgur.com/r0Z8Xov.jpg
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>>5530821
>joke
>head
last time i squatted was piss. 225lbx10 or something lame

the only reason i have any legs is because i used to do 315x20

>>5530831
mebbe
i fight for the public release of pics tho. let your inner whore outtttt

>>5530823
ci-2
>let's see how many enemies i just made
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>>5530763
Cute

Why don't you rest in my arms? :3
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>>5530840
You'll just have to live with not having mine in your collection.
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>>5530852
very nice

good thickness too

9/10 would stick up my arse

>>5530853
>ci-2

dropped
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>>5530853

>tfw squat 225lbsx5

soon
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>>5530823
CI-3

you should've done a straw poll and left it going for a few threads
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>>5530823
>tfw CI 8-9.

S-should i get mutilated?
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>>5530869

literally the worst

ewww
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>>5530875
Absolutely not

You should post a pic tho
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>>5530875

Nah. CI-8 is the optimum, CI-9 is pretty close to perfect.
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>>5530853
I'm good with keeping my filthy whore locked in
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>>5530880
>>5530885
t-thanks.
I'm really self-conscious about the way muh dick looks, haven't had anyone say anything bad about irl but always thought it looks weird.
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>>5530877
>>5530877
>are literally the worst at producing dick cheese
FTFY

CI7-10 are literally the most disgusting.
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>>5530831
>Our laws work
Shame your economy doesn't
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>tfw people here say im attractive here
>still no bf
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>>5530893
7-10 are master race

enjoy your mutilated kike cocks with decreased sensitivity and inability to dock
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>>5530899

me too

dont worry about it, its only a matter of time, r-right?
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>post the grindr profile meme on fit
>they say he could be a 9 if he lost weight

ayy.
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>>5530908

is that the stupid undercut picture?
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>>5530898
Well we are Irish
At least our leader didn't Fuck a dead pig
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>>5530899
>tfw people here say I'm ugly
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>>5530891
boo
i'll skype you later
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>>5530823
C-4
C9-10 are pretty horrifying.

>>5530853
>225lbx10
I thought you'd be all about squatting for glute gains.
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>>5530901
I do. Everyday :)

>tfw when not having a dude smear his dick cheese all over my dick head... this is a good feel.
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>>5530720

wtf is that from?
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>>5530928
filtered
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People without foreskin will never know the feel of sticking your thumb under your foreskin and sniffing it
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>>5530939
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>>5530946
don't like that musk smell eh?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqrfWTF8k-U

wew ryker going full homo on himself
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>tfw lifted for three years without doing legs
>have a sexy upper body but no lower because always did it at home and bulked and cut

I regret being lazy anf not just getting a gym pass. At least it only take eight months to actually get swole looking with a bulk doing 3x8 squats.
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>>5530952
post torso with focus on tummy
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>>5530928
hi b
can't. hamstrings are fukt and i can't get the depth for that. really tough to work mah booty desu. gonna make a program that gets it up to par after this cut tho.

>so much sldl
>so much stair climber
>so much kettlebell swings
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>>5530952

>tfw have disproportionately strong lower body and a weak upper body

we should probably combine like some kind of perfectly balanced amoeba
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>>5530823
I think I'm a CI-9
http://imgur.com/a/i4NLt
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>>5530961
>>5530952
rolling for 69
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>>5530558
>I assume he knows you're gay and you aren't in the closet to him.

I'm pretty sure he does. I've talked about gay-related stuff around him before. Then again, I've had people say that they didn't realize I was gay until I've explicitly said "Hey I'm a huge faggot.". Even if I've talked about ex-boyfriends and buttfucking around them. I think it's the way I look.

>don't let yourself get too hung up on him.

Believe me, I'm trying.

He told me I could disregard the mouth fucking texts if I wanted to.
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>>5530968
so close anon
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>>5530967
9.5
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>>5530935
Srs though, looks like some shit out of the first Alien movie.

>>5530922
>i'll skype you later
This is bullshit. I saw him first. ):<

>>5530960
>stair climber
Jelly. My gym doesn't have one.

>>5530961
My back is still wrecked from manual labor. Can't even dl 3pl8.
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Is it weird that I have a crush on someone with a small penis?
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>>5530985

idk if i just have a ridiculously strong lower body or if most people just skip leg day but its kinda weird
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>>5530987
Yes
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>>5530987
No, because people are more than just their face, body, penis and bank account.
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>>5530987
Desu, i'm a power bottom and i don't really care for dick size.
If you're like at least 14-15cms, you're good for me.
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>>5530972
>He told me I could disregard the mouth fucking texts if I wanted to.
aww dude... I'm sorry he said that.
I wonder if saying "maybe I don't want to disregard them" or "*sigh* and here I was thinking you were not just teasing me"
would be too cringe.
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>>5530997
I wouldn't say all that now cmon personality is a social construct.
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>>5530987
Naw. Qt bottoms with little penises are the best.

>>5530992
I skip leg day more then I should. Still get called "quadzilla" though.
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>>5530985
stairclimber with reverse leg raises or whatever they're called teaches really good glute activation. also it's a great way to look totally gay in the gym
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>>5531000

>i dont really care for dicksize
>if you are at least in the top 20% youre good for me

are you fucking serious
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>>5530915
This is getting me now Irishanon I thought you loved me
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>>5531008
>tfw in the top 20%
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>>5531008
that chart is absolute bs
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I'll have you know Jesus is not going to permit a bunch of leather bound dirty homosexual pig apes with apple strapped to their whore mouths to galavant beyond the heavenly gates. Nope! Not gonna happen.

I love you guys but you need to repent and realize your desires for man flesh come from Satan's influence on your mind, not God.
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>tfw solid painfully average 5 inch ding dong that I claim six inches to women comfortably.
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>>5531012
I just don't like Britain ok but that's me
Take it or leave it
>>5531023
>to women
Out
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>>5531001
sounds like the guy is just doing damage control. like he's going "shit forget I ever said that." the whole "if you want to" thing is suggestive to me. it's like he's leaving it up to you.
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>>5531020

Not really. Porn + internet liars fucks with people more than you'd think.

This is a collation of 20 studies, comprising aroudn 20,000 professionalyl measured samples - previous surveys in the 80s and 90s that recorded averages of 5.5-6.0 inches were based on selfreported data.
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>>5531034
one question,
which population is measured?

are small-dicked asians, etc included?
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>>5531025
Fine I'll take it babe
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>>5531008
>tfw top 5%
but probably this:>>5531020
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>>5531037

It was primarily American, but included European and even 2 Asian studies as well - but no significant differences between races or ethnicities was found.

The BBC is a lie
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>>5531038
Compromises one day into talking to each other,like all great couples
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>>5531020
This. Pretty sure 7inchers aren't the rarest of unicorns this chart suggests.

>>5531023
Shit like this is why there are no female carpenters.
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>>5531001
>>5531026
I tell him that's too bad and he responds with "Really?".

Happening? Maybe?
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>>5531041
>The BBC is a lie
ofc, pushed by the jewish media to get people to racemix
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>>5531044

Not really. 7 inches has an incidence of approximately 1 in 100. Thats really not that rare, having blonde hair is like 2/100.
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>>5531045
awesome dude. sounds like it.
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>>5531055
so what you're saying is nearly every blonde has a BBC

brb getting blonde bf to lock down dat goldilocks dick
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>>5531045
>tfw the awkward courtship of two metal heads is most interesting thingin my day
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>>5531061
>would fail high school statistics course
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>>5530823
CI-6 reporting in
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>>5531061

actually im saying that you should stay away from blondes, as the probability of being both blonde and bigdicked is 1/100 * 2/100 = 0.02%

Besides, I thought you were a femboy chaser top?
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>>5531055
Pretty sure like 2/3rds of the trips on /gaygen/ have 7+.

>>5531045
Good luck m8.
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so I've been struggling for a while when it comes to moving into the next step with people intimately...

I've always had issues staying hard during sex, especially during penetration... I get super nervous and anxious and it just goes flaccid then I just get paranoid.

I've tried without and with condoms, I've tried going without an orgasm for a few days then trying, but nothing ever seems to work.

Any ideas ? Ive assumed low test but
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>>5531073
tfw know blonde haired boy with 9 inch dick
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>>5531076
Natural or bleached?
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>>5531074

people with big dicks are keen to show them off
that should be obvious. people with normal or small dicks keep quiet. (maki not withstanding)
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>>5531066
aren't courtships always awkward tho?
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>>5531076
hitler

it's fiveskin

why did you abandon me
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>>5531043
I'll on compromise on catholic rule if you grow a beard though
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>>5531084
Natural, obviously
otherwise I wouldn't have specified he was blonde
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>>5531074
Hitler and irish oatmeal and you right?
I think rugby has 6.
Sludge has in the range of 5 I think.
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>>5531075
I have special camp to make manly men out of weak beta faggets like you.
Just send emal at [email protected] and I message you with further details

we make man out of you
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>>5531088
you left and I got bored
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>>5531093

keep in mind that its a good bet that at least some of those people are lying/exaggerating. its tempting to add an extra halfinch or so if youre feeling insecure.
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>>5531100
I still love you.
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>>5531075
nah most likely not low test... that would be not desiring it at all and feeling lethargic in general.

You probably just need to get comfortable with your partners
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>>5531100
i just did a shit and came back though
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>>5531093
5652 is like 6-7 if i remember right
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>>5531089
Already doing it
>>5531093
I think so and Abe
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Idg bragging about dicksize. Its not like its something you achieved, whats there to be proud of?
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How does hitler a man with no test have a bigger than dick than t rage maki?
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>>5531108
what

>>5531110
oh, okay then

>>5531107
I'd be fine with a smaller dick desu
they're usually more aesthetically pleasing imho
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>>5531107
>men
>exaggerating their penis size

You better leave gaygen instead of spreading such malicious lies.
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>>5531114
>what's there to be proud of?
the fact that the universe loves me more
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>>5531120
now that i'm done pooing are you gonna come back
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>>5531120
can we try again?
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>>5531118
a mix of genetics and having tons of testosterone and hgh during puberty I would assume

>capcha 313 niga
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>>5531123

>tfw the universe hated me and im still successful

nothing like all around genetic deficiency to drive a man to greatness
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>>5531125
wow, you sure know how to sweet talk a fella
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>>5531128

whats special about the number 313
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>>5531135
i just wanna be m8's not ur fb u thirsty slut
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>>5531127
I'm not sure that I know who you are seeing as you're anonymous


>>5531138
>he doesn't know bout dat 313
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>>5531057
So we're talking now and he goes "I didn't know you were gay.

Every. Single. Time.

One of our straight friends said he'd "let Khal Drogo put his peepee in him". I said I didn't think I would and the straight friend goes "Oh that's right. I forgot you like prettyboys."

This guy was there for that. How did he not know?

>>5531066
I'll be here all week.

>>5531074
Thanks, Ann. He's acting really nervous and kind of spazzing still, but I think it's starting to sink in that I'm not fucking with him.
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>>5531132
>there are successful men with big dicks
nothing like all around genetic superiority
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>>5531086
That's true. But it can't be that big a factor can it?

>>5531093
I thought reddread and mostly were pretty big too, but I haven't been keeping record.

>>5531112
>Abe
Is he still around. I don't think I've seen him post the whole time I've been here.
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>>5531086

I once hooked up with a really hung nerdy twink... I felt that thing in his pants, and immediately kept him from feeling me up in embarrassment
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>>5531144

Yeah but you aren't one of them, are you?

>reminder that Feynman had a "modest" IQ of 123
>reminder that Nietzche had a microdick
>reminder that Napoleon was 5'5

lmaoing @ ur life
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>>5531109

I dated a guy for 2 years and only had one successful time with him. I know it's not definition comfort, but if that doesn't do it, I don't know what does.
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>>5531153
napoleon was 5'6

nietzche having a small penis is the least surprising thing to hear
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>>5531151

Sure it can. There are like 130 gaygen posters, of whom maybe 4 or 5 regularly post their dick. Obviously the only people who want to post it are the attentionwhores with big dicks.
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>>5531162

>Closer to 5'5

Napoleon
Military leader
Napoléon Bonaparte was a French military and political leader who rose to prominence during the French Revolution and led several successful campaigns during the Revolutionary Wars. Wikipedia
Born: August 15, 1769, Ajaccio, France
Died: May 5, 1821, Longwood, Saint Helena, Ascension and Tristan da Cunha
Height: 1.68 m
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>>5531153
i'm not here to fight bb
just keeping the peens in perspective :3
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>>5531143
Too cute.

>How did he not know?
He was prob. afraid that he misunderstood the joke and that you weren't gay. You were obviously on his mind or he wouldn't have texted you what he did.
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>tfw same height as napoleon
you guys can't bully me any more

you know who was tall? bin laden, lanklets are all terrorists
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>>5531186

thats right bitch, youd better back down
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>tfw extremely happy with my penis and height despite memes
>tfw more confident naturally and ptoud despite others saying I shouldn't be and I see others near double my size with way less confidence.
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>>5531151
He posts not very often but he does
>>5531153
Nietzsche having microdick makes sense but he must have tried hard to get syphilis then
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>>5531194
i am the 95th %
i will not be oppressed
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>>5531197

>tfw unhappy with dick + height because memes
>tfw dont mind overall because of my mad priviledge in other aspects of life

swings and roundabouts.

>>5531199

He had it from childhood, he got it from his mother in utero most likely
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>>5531112
>growing a beard
Pls don't.

>>5531114
True. But allot of the things people get complimented on they didn't work for. Like height, facial features, eyes smile, hair etc.

>>5531153
>Nietzche had a microdick
I get where the anger issues are coming from then. lol

>>5531163
If it were 1/100, wouldn't it only like a pair or maybe three out of 130?
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>>5531206

its within reasonable levels of deviation from the standard. More so when you consider people like you measuring from like the half inch mark to make their 6.5 incher seem like its 7 inches.
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>>5531202
Shite luck for Nietzsche then
>>5531206
Stop me fuccboi
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>>5531188
It's possible. I've had people assume that I was joking before, so I guess I shouldn't be surprised that he felt that way. I'm not really sure where to go from here, though.
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>>5531206
>I get where the anger issues are coming from then. lol

Nietzsche had anger issues?
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>>5531215
lol My dick gets shorter every time you tell it.

>>5531223
Haven't you read Nietzsche? It definitely sounds like the ravings of an angry syphilitic brain.
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>>5531221
ask him if he wants meet for coffee?
they way you can experience IRL awkwardness
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>>5531112
>Already doing it
Nice. Beards are so fucking hot
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>>5531234
>It definitely sounds like the ravings of an angry syphilitic brain.

Certainly not from my point of view, but i guess people can have different opinions on philosophy.
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>>5531246
Be warned, it's mostly goatee/neckbeard/patchy mutton chops
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Do people with small penises actually have anger problems?
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>>5531257
Shame. Maybe it'll grow out decent
>>
Even if Nietzsche had a small dick he managed to steal Salome from Ree.
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>>5531261
I have a relatively small benis (around ~15cms) and i don't really care.

Bottom 4 lyfe.
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>>5531257
>neckbeard/patchy mutton chops
Pls stop. I can see it know.

Just wait a few years until it can grow in properly.
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>>5531270
>15cm
>small
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>>5531261
I just have constant suicidal thoughts. I wish I had anger problems but I never get angry.
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>>5531276
>15 cm
>not small
All of 2015 was a constant chain of rejection because I'm simply 15 cm.
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>>5531283
Really? I am 12 cm and never been denied besides on internet. Have you ever actually been denied because of it?
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>>5531276
Could be smaller, dude.
Haven't measured since high school so i might be e-statting.
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Any of you guys /MTG/ here?
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>>5531287
Didn't I just say I was rejected throughout all of 2015 because of it?
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>>5531283

poor b8
15cm is the 80th percentile
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>>5531265
I grow it for a month every few months just to check
Maybe one day
>>5531272
Bah humbug just because you're a hairless lanklet
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>>5531297
>Maybe one day
And that day will be when you become even hotter than you already are
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>>5530692
right now its amphetamines.
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>>5531292
I used to play quite a bit. The last time I drafted was Dragons of Tarkir, I think.

>>5531294
>bottom gets rejected because penis
Do what now?

>>5531297
No, I'm serious. I hung out with allot of dudes who tried to grown one to early. It looks awful, like someone glued some pubes to your face when you were sleeping.
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>>5531296
How is it poor b8?
I'm even biscum and it keeps happening.
People here keep searching for huge cocks.
First person last year could go as low as 19 cm.
Then there was a couple that wouldn't even say what meant a big dick to them, they just stopped responding when they found out I had 15 cm.
Then another couple that was only after BBC which would be nice if they stated beforehand.
Then some other guys that sent dick pics and then stopped responding once they learned my size.

By Novemeber I couldn't be bothered anymore.
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>>5531312
Nah my hair is actually not like that, more coarse, it's just not full
>>5531304
Aww thanks
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>>5531312
I've only got in recently around when battle for zendikar came out. I have spent maybe just a little to much money on it since then
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>>5531294
Calm your dick rage little guy.
>>
Am I the only person here who prefers smaller dicks to big ones?
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>>5531327
but you don't have sex. so...
just look at /hm/ or /soc/ which is basically just big dicks: the boards
Unless it's about SPH which is the same level of fetish as cucking
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>>5531327
No real preference, since I mostly top, I only really suck dick so I guess ... if it can for in my mouth
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>>5531335
>tfw someone on trash recognized me and said they use my posts as good SPH

Penis is like boob size though. It doenst stop anybody for being smaller but everyone prefers bigger. Maybe not ginormous but bigger.
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>>5531336
>I mostly top
Best ever
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>>5531327
paedophile
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>>5531339
Just saying, in my experience I've been the top surprisingly
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>>5531321
Some of the battle for Zendikar looked pretty neat. Haven't really payed much attention to it.

A friend of mine still has a box of Innistrad we have to get through.

If you have a steady playgroup, you should look into cheap deck games, like Pauper and Noble.
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>>5531338
pls

there is no universal preference for bigger anything. big boobs are fun to handle but they're also weird af. smaller boobs tend to be more balanced with the rest of the body.

big dicks are fun to play with but i dont wanna fuck one

>>5531347
well, you know, nothing lasts forever
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>>5531335
>SPH
Smoothed-particle hydrodynamics?
But I find potential partners more appealing I guess if they're on the smaller side
dicks are nice and smaller dicks are nicer

>>5531341
ah shit
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>>5531347
Hopefully that tradition will continue
>>
>>5531358
You can try
>>5531365
I'll try my best
>>
>>5531347
Are you topping bigger guys? Or are they even smaller then you?
>>
>>5531376
you're a little tot
i'll just sit on you until you decide to turn over
>>
>>5531386
A mix
>>5531415
Yeah just sit on my dick, hun
>>
>>5531376
>I'll try my best
You can try your best with me if you want
>>
>>5531287
People on the Internet have expectations. In the past, I wouldn't have hooked up with a guy with my bf's dick size (4-4.5 inches), but I didn't ask for his size before he took of his pants, because we didn't meet online but had a date and I thought it is an awkward setting to ask.
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>>5531093
ya 5.5 master race yo
i don't see the point of lying about it desu, especially to people that will probably see it at some point

>>5531292
i used to be
i was really into innistrad/rtr standard but fell off real hard with theros
i think i drafted ktk ones for the hell of it and it didn't really draw me back in
i still go hard for rakdos tho
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>>5531415
>a little tot
Why didn't I think of this. Best nick name for a qt potato.
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>>5531429
>fell off real hard with theros
Theros was kind of shitty. I feel like they could have done allot more with the theme, but they sort of shit the bed.
>>
name one thingthat feels better than cumming in a qt twink boys asshole bareback
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>>5531431
Any of the Greek based ones a pretty shit. Zendikar has been good though so I'm excited for oath of the gatewatch at the end of this month
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>>5531432
Getting cummed in
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>>5531431
Theros is Kamigawa 2: Greco-Roman Boogaloo. Unique, flavorful setting cram packed full of shitty cards, underutilized and overcosted mechanics, and things for grogs to bitch about. I'd have cared more about it if satyrs had decent tribal support.
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>>5531431
i was excited for the theme but it like
tried too hard to be ravnica again desu, they whole color god factions seemed forced
i mean they did with ktk too but at least it like
made sense and worked
i haven't paid any attention to the new set at all desu

>>5531432
when he calls you a good boy after he cums in your asshole bareback, duh

>>5531446
the satyrs made me want to switch from br to rg until i realized i didn't want to play theros at all
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>>5531432
Eating a boss ass sammich, while fucking in a qt twink boy's asshole bareback
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>>5531430
and when his temper boils over he gets all steamed up :3
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>>5531449
I was super excited for Theros because minotaurs, satyrs, and those sexy Greeks, but then it was totally unplayable in Standard, which was the only format the local scene cared about. Satyrs being shit was like werewolves all over again. Fucking WoTC.

I should just play Weiss Schwartz or something.
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>>5530770
This picture is awkward as fuck

>>5531151
>I have a big dick
Only 6.5 bb

>>5531432
Being fucked

>>5531450
Check s k y p e
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>>5531464
that's the idea
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>>5531421
Will do
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>>5531460
>satyrs being shit was like werewolves all over again
i
loved werewolves
i mean i played a br vamps (necropolis regent was a dream come true for rtr tbqh) deck for inn/rtr standard but
werewolves were a close second for me
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>>5531446
>>5531449
Pretty much. I was surprised I liked Khans, I was sort of dreading another multi-color set.

Also, fuck dragons.

>>5531464
>Check s k y p e
I can't I'm at work.
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>>5531476
Blah! I was going to tell you about this guy who is going to pay to photograph me lol
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>>5531432
The warm embrace of a qt lanklet!
>>
>>5531221
On your knees like a good boy t b h
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>>5531482
Nice. Like an actual modeling gig?
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>>5531473
They were fun, but they weren't good by any stretch - Huntmaster was the only one to see any consistent play. And they really weren't good as a tribal/theme deck, only splashed in to help Garruk/wolf swarms.

>>5531476
Khans is so generic. Feels like Wizards knew they had to do something more playable than Theros, but they knew Zendikar 2 was gonna power creep hard again, just like Zendikar 1 did. Just an average block.
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>>5531498
I'm alright with average, as long is it has a few fun/playble new deck types.

I really enjoyed the BUG, self mill/delve deck.
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>>5531497
lol
there's a few guys on grindr/scruff around here that offer cash to let them take pics of you

>>5531498
i'm shit at everything i do, especially if it's competitive
so being good didn't matter much to me
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>>5531432
getting paid
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>>5531502
Ahh. So like a creepy modeling gig.
>>
Is it good when somebody calls you effeminate?
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>>5531497
Idk about that, but it's money for something that isn't sex. He sent me a bunch of sample pics and they don't look bad. He's supposedly straight, but the photos will be nude but he's curious and wants to oil me up as well. I'm doing it for HD pics of my physique.

>>5531502
Pretty much this
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>>5531527
If you like being a sissy-lala it's fine.
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>>5531534
>sissy-lala
Define this.
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>>5531338
>boob size though. It doenst stop anybody for being smaller but everyone prefers bigger. Maybe not ginormous but bigger.
I remember reading about some survey on boob size about the big boob thing being a myth. Basically most guys prefer B-cups, I think was the conclusion. And most female porn stars are in the B-cup size.
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>>5531502
I've seen offers like that, they are always from the skeeviest guys imaginable. I'm small and weak so I'm afraid guys like that will kidnap me and sell me into white slavery.
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>>5531552
they did the same with dicks, and well.
>>
Also I think it might not be a "musclepup" apparently I'm a "wolf" because I'm so aggressive + body type

>>5531543
Wow have you never heard that term?
Just acting like a chick

>>5531553
He sent me his photo and I'm bigger than him.
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>>5531450
>eating an ass sandwich
that sounds disgusting af tbhfam
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>>5531529
>supposedly straight
lel i think i've been hit up by the same guy
he completely lost interest when he say i wasn't stacked

>>5531527
dunno, do you like being called effeminate?

>>5531515
i dunno if i'd say it's creepy
like as long as there's an agreement about how the pics can be used (aka not signing a release) and he's respectful, it seems pretty harmless
>>
so want a qt boyfriend badly right now ;(;(;(
>>
I don't have AIDS.
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>>5531567
>because I'm so aggressive
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>>5531567
>wolf

Knot me hard, RDR. Also go for it if you think you won't get shipped to Albania in a burlap sack.
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>>5531577
Fucking try harder then faggot
>>
>>5531570
From London with tattoos?

>>5531588
>shipped to Albania
Lol'd irl

>>5531586
Hi hon
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>>5531574
fuck off you slit-eyed korean junkie
>>
>>5531567
I don't really keep up with all those classifications and shit but I thought "wolf" had to do with having quite a bit of body hair. I would've never thought of you as a wolf... more along the lines of gym rat.
>>
>>5531601
i don't remember that bit, it was a while ago
i just remember him saying multiple times that he was straight and the most he liked to do was touch lol
>>
I don't have any body hair or beard growth (apart from a few pubes and armpit hair)
>>
>>5531613
>and the most he liked to do was touch lol
ok...thaaaats a bit creepy.
>>
I dont have any sexy underwear
>>
>>5531618
>>5531625
lol, who are you talking to?
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>>5531613
>i just remember him saying multiple times that he was straight and the most he liked to do was touch lol
>>
>>5531631
anyone really
>>
What do you gays real think of gay porn?
I mean the real Steve Rambo / Van Darkholme shit.
>>
Bought some MTG boosters lads
>>
>>5531567
>I'm bigger than him.
I don't think that matters much when chloroform is involved.
>>
I am lonely
>>
>>5531553

>>5531567
>'m bigger than him.
even still you should probably do a safe call if you go through with it. Every 30mins have a friend call your cellphone to make sure you're OK. Have your friend also get the address of the place and the number of the place when you get there. Let the guy know this is a requirement beforehand inorder to work with you.
>>
>>5531625
So buy some.
>>
>>5531625
buy some
it's addictive desu, i love underwear

>>5531622
idk it'd only be creepy if he didn't discuss that beforehand and just started groping you

>>5531642
i love porn
if i was cute enough and not socially and emotionally fucked, i might do it desu

>>5531643
boosters were always so disappointing
isn't it better to just buy singles lol
>>
>>5531656
recommend some good underwear sites? i'm tired of this bulk dept. store stuff. my junk trunk habits need to step it up a notch
>>
>>5531656
I like opening boosters, its always fun getting loads of shit cards and then on your last booster getting some rare card that recoups your costs
>>
>>5531654
*and if you don't answer your phone or get back to him within 5mins, he calls the police to the address.
>>
>>5531662
This. I need to buy sexy underwear. For business reasons.
>>
>>5531675
post pics when you do... and in the stacks.
>sexy librarians are sexy
>>
>>5531662
I usually check Cheap Undies every day, since they occasionally get nice stuff on discount. Fresh Pair is decent too, but more money.

Nice underwear is expensive as hell, so shop around. Definitely worth the investment to go from department store shit to something nicer, though.
>>
>>5531605
bully
>>5531648
s a m e
>>
>>5531663
yeah, it is exciting
i used to buy too many
it's just disappointing

>>5531662
>>5531675
andrew christian has a lot of tacky stuff, but once in a while they put out something less out there, and their cuts are really flattering and comfortable (dickpouches are amazing), plus cute jock briefs
aussiebum has nice stuff but i don't have any myself.
piado briefs are cheap and flattering but kinda smushy on the bulge if you've got a lot (my balls are p big so i have to adjust a lot when i wear em)
umm.. papi jocks are cheap and come in packs (it was like 7 bucks for 3), but they're poorly made
idk what else

>>5531684
kek i used to work at my school library and it was so dead and empty all the time i'd just sit at the desk and fantasize about guys walking by (the walls were glass so i could just stare into the halls)
>>
Who's /hkv/ here?
>>
>>5531693
Are jock straps considered hot I've never found them hot personally
>>
>>5531702
I love them. If I could I'd replace my whole underwear drawer with jocks and thongs because I'm a subby faggot.

>>5531693
To add to this, I personally like 2xist, and Calvin Klein is good even though it's normie. Rufskin is comfy, but a lot of it is way out there, and at ridiculous designer prices if it isn't on clearance.
>>
>>5531687
>>5531693
cool i'll look around. thnx bb's
>>
>>5531608
I don't follow it either. Im just humoring the internet. The few definitions I read describe me but what do I know.

>>5531675
>business reasons
Fucking lol
>>
>>5531712
So jock straps are good for letting guys gain access to you arse?
>>
>>5531718
You're a twink compared to me.
>>
>>5531722
Obviously. The jockstrap has two main functions: to support your junk while exercising and to let men fuck you in the ass without getting undressed.
>>
>>5531728
Hot
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>>5531687
>implying anything is sexier than BVDs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4K8iKGYwNQ
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>>5531702
jocks are only as good as the ass wearing them
even if a guy is a total 110% 'don't even think about looking at my ass you little fagbottomboi' top, a jock would be sexy af

>>5531714
yw

>>5531712
man i really want some versace tbqh
but that's so expensive
i got a knockoff thong that looks really similar tho, so i guess i'm sated
>>
>>5531684
To bad I can't grow chest hair. I could be a sexy libearian.

>>5531693
>>5531687
Thanks. I'm not too worried about comfort. I won't be wearing them long. lol

>>5531718
Hey. They ate it up last time, and those were shitty Walmart briefs. lol
>>
>>5531743
>jocks are only as good as the ass wearing them
My arse is terrible
>>
>>5531779
then i'd forgo a jock
boxer briefs are good for giving your thighs/ass some shape

>>5531764
if you're just goin for visuals, i'd go with some dickpouch briefs (i think they're called "anatomically correct", but dickpouch is more succinct) because they make your bulge look ridiculous
it's what all the gays are wearing in porn
>>
>>5531799
>boxer briefs
It's what I wear currently but no one has really seen my arse wearing them so I don't know how they look
>>
>>5531804
Boxer briefs are ugly, you probably look poor when you wear them.
>>
>>5531799
Thanks. I'll have to check them out.
>>
>>5531812
Mine aren't really cheap. They're Pringle of Scotland
>>
>>5531812
idk, if it's just cheap hanes n shit ya
but desu i have some cute ones from h&m that i dyed that i think are p flattering on me

>>5531813
yw

>>5531804
post butt in underwear :3c
>>
>>5531812

wrong

mine nicely show off my butt + bulge without being embarassing to be caught wearing
>>
>>5530692

new:
>>5531829
>>5531829
>>5531829
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>>5531812
>>5531823
>tfw 90% of my underwear is cheap Hanes boxer-briefs.
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