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>>5526748
Well some would say that's the most beautiful ending to love :-:
But yeah worst case scenario, one night stand

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If I'll pull that cock out from your mouth with it hurt?

>>5526759
>Well some would say that's the most beautiful ending to love
Yeah but I don't want to die early. I want to settle down and marry a cute guy

>>5526764
it would be extremely painful

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>>5526752
>>5526752
>so let's just make things good again - edition

*sigh*
tinychat com/gaygen
tinychat com/gaygenrehab

prev thread: >>5525606

>>5526768
Well so far it's just me so tough titties bud

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>>5526770
You're a big guy

>>5526778
UUUU

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Chat: tinychat/gaygenrehab

Luke 10:27
“You shall love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your strength and with all your mind, and your neighbor as yourself.”

James 4:4
"You adulterous people! Do you not know that friendship with the world is enmity with God? Therefore whoever wishes to be a friend of the world makes himself an enemy of God."
Let me guess what this edition will turn into..
Bullying, Lust, Hate, and Bigotry

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>>5526778
for you

>>5526777
You could be a cute guy though

>>5526790
Up for debate, I'm a chubby fenian tho

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>>5526786
Was getting fucked part of your plan?

>>5526797
of coursh
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1379912#search=Bane

>>5526794
Do you have a beard? You have one of my boxes ticked already

>>5526768
gays dont get happy endings brah :(

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Goodbye.

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>>5526803
So the next step of your master plan?

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>>5526727
no i know about the andre thing
i just didn't know how i fit into it all lol
that's cute tho
you guys should like make out while i watch
and like
feed me grapes and compliment me

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>>5526805
No I just shaved recently but I have stubble growing back already
Being a fenian is what you like ?
Here's the only pic of me on my phone

>>5526806
I'm new to this, don't ruin it already

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>>5526810
crashing this plane...

with no survivors

>>5526818
Being kind of chubby is what I like. And you look hot

>>5526806
true
>>5526809
bye

>>5526818
tf is s fenian

>>5526806
Not even at gay massage parlors?

Why do I enjoy saying mean things on the internet?

>>5526836
herpes isnt a happy ending :(

>>5526819
too late

>>5526838
its fun!

>>5526826
Oh my
Well >trip on me
And
Thanks, I always knew I was a total babe >>5526834
It's an insult/term that ove only heard northerners say and its just what they call republicans (like me)
>>5526838
You're a prick Simple?

>>5526834
It's an Irish thing. You wouldn't get it

>>5526838
it makes you feel superior

>>5526836
>gay massage parlor
it's called a bath house and the only massage you get there is a prostate massage

>>5526838
because you had a bad relationship with your mother.

>>5526844
My definition is wrong
>>5526846
He's right
It's a bit complex actually

>>5526844
>I always knew I was a total babe
I'd hop right over the border and oppress the shit out of you

>>5526851
No I love my mother and she loves me.
I've spent days just bullying ruthlessly.

>>5526849
Not really its just fun to say horrible things to people just knowing that they read it.

>>5526864
You could try but I have Michael Collins blood in me

Also are you in the ira because you threw a pipe bomb into the government building of my heart

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>>5526864
>hating on babes

>>5526877
>Also are you in the ira because you threw a pipe bomb into the government building of my heart

I love you already

I can penis fart.

>>5526888
Trips make it so

I'm glad you liked that :3
Now all you gotta do is read comics, play vidya and cuddle

Dank new hon folder for the memer in us all.

https://m.imgur.com/a/d8rA9

>>5526901
>read comics, play vidya and cuddle

I don't really read comics just judge dredd and tintin

>>5526904
>tfw that hon is happier than I'll ever be

Any Michigan anons want to be my boyfriend?

>>5526917
Good enough,
I'm working on writing a story for 2000ad actually

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>>5526904
>breastfeeding

YAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS

Guys. My semester starts tomorrow. Kind of anxious.

>>5526923
>I'm working on writing a story for 2000ad actually

Awesome what's it about?

>>5526923

lol

fanfic isnt work, dummy

>>5526936
angst is the catalyst that separates does that do from those that don't.

>>5526937
Well it has to be a future shock so I'll surprise you by telling you my name if it gets published
>>5526944
Read above

>>5526947

Post a picture of your correspondence with 2000AD. Because your writing is barely high-school level, I know because I've read it. Lying on the internet is lame, senpai.

>>5526947
Hope it goes well and you get published

>>5526957
Shit posting on a camodian rice paddy forum isn't the same as writing for work

>>5526957

i googled "future shock" its just some amateur fanfiction competition thing. hes not being comissioned or anything, you can cool off.

>>5526957
They have open submissions and the work I post here is just creative writing shit done in an hour
I've been mulling my ideas for this story for around a week
>>5526960
Thanks
>>5526968
Truth
I lot of the great writers got their start writing future shocks actually
Grant Morrison, Alan Moore etc

>>5526920
Lansing, but wont be your Boyfriend nigaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>5526945
Shut up, faggot. You're right though.
Anyway, I'm going to lift. Let's hope I don't crush my skull under the barbell.

>>5526991
>hahaha I've been denied by everyone but not this time!!!

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>>5526986
>Thanks

No problem, babe

>>5526986
"The building itself was an old rundown warehouse, grey, rust and sometimes
grey rust, being the operating colors of the building. It was a big building, 5 stories high, as I stop at the doors and look up, I wonder like a child trying to annoy his parents; why?"

>g r e a t
>w r i t i n g

>>5527000
nice trips. You got a skype?

>>5527004
Lol. Lrn2 oxford comma cunt.

>>5527015

lol, its Irishanon's writing

>>5527004
Wrote in one hour
At 6 am
Wow and I didn't revise it
You don't even have the part with the misspelled word
Lame

>>5527024
writing at all is very gay

Im going to light my candle and write a love letter to my tulpa.

I want to do everything in the world but all I end up doing is shitposting.

>>5527024

Post your best paragraph then, blow us away. Or just shut up and stop attentionwhoring, that works for me too.

>>5527024
I thought it was good. The descriptions were a bit convoluted but it has potential

>gaygen
>not a single bara tittie posted?

>>5527038
Bara?

>>5527033
your tulpa will eventually disappear, they are only temporal. if you could create a tulku however you'd be set for life.

>>5527027
We should just vocaroo every thing or just draw ms paint diagrams
>>5527034
Most of my writing is on pages
Also I only fucking said because it was appropriate
I'm trying to work for the same people that publish judge Dred
But nah I'm just peacocking for attention, of course
>>5527036
I wa trying to make it sound like the narrator was biased and fucked in the head (edgy I know) and unreliable but it didn't work.

Where my cutie emo boys at? Come visit and eventually marry me.

>>5527052
Whats a tulku?
I just want an anime watching bf but they are like unicorns even on 4chan.

>>5527036

Not really. There is a reason Irishanon is retaking high school.

>>5527048

Bara (薔薇, "rose"), also known by the wasei-eigo construction "Men's Love" (ML メンズラブ?, "menzu rabu"), is a Japanese technical term for a genre of art and fictional media that focuses on male same-sex love usually created by gay men for a gay audience.

Basically big muscles, big guys, big butts.

>>5527059

Shush now.

>>5527062
ikr
fucking normies on my 4chlon reeeeee LOL

>>5527062
A tulku is a conjured being of stronger power. Tulpas are only temporal, more like hallucinations but tulkus are returned masters.
My tulpa left during xmas.

>>5527069
>tfw got A's in English
It's almost like a sample size isn't representative of the whole
Crazy.

Anyway good night gg

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Who was your first crush as a kid gaygen?

>almost at the 2 year relationship milestone
>comfortable with each other, hang out a lot
>gone on little vacations with each other
>toothbrushes at both apartments!
>still uncomfortable bringing up the idea of moving in together

I dunno, how do you bring that subject up? I know he won't bring it up unless I do it first. He also lives in a shitty part of town and I would want to convince him to move closer to where I am.

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>>5527078

>As

lmaoing @ ur life rn

>>5527080

Feynman

>>5527077
Hmm. Why haven't I heard about this before?

>>5527071
I just want to cum on a boys face and have him wear it ;~;
I ask a but they always ban me because im "shitposting"

Its almost like im destined to be alone. I don't want to go back to women they pretend to like things because they are useless.

>>5527060
Fuckin pedo

Where the bara tiddies at?

>>5527085
>Feynman

The physicist?

>>5527085
>Feynman
Is that you, feelgood?

>>5527083
Hang out at your place more often. Try to make him stay for a couple of days so he's forced to bring some of his stuff over.

Then mention it'd be better if there wasn't a need to do that. Like, if you lived together or something like that.

http://www.mentalhealthamerica.net/conditions/personality-disorder

What personality disorders do you special snowflakes have?

>>5527080
Some guy on my swim team. He's aged very poorly (too much partying), but I'd still fugg him.
First crush on an adult was a school teacher I had, who was also my swimming coach.

>>5527083
Just do it. Ask if he's thought about moving in together. Have a conversation about important things in your relationship, like you're supposed to.

>>5527096

Yes, my dad worked with him in Jersey and we had a picture of him up in the hall during my formative years.

So smart <3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucbFrssj6hQ
tfw no bf

>>5527114
Any pics of your dad?

>>5527107
>Avoidant Personality Disorder

Seems about right

>tfw rich
>tfw no qt bottom boyfriend to be my 1950's housewife
How do I find a gold digger boyfriend?

>>5527107
Histrionic.
Highly dramatic
Flirty
Needs to be center of attention
Theatrical
Feels like im in a play

You can read the rest.

I never faked it either like a bunch of hypochondriacs I think I have this.

>>5527080
Never had one. The whole gay thing is something that I've grown into recently

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Brian Molko inspiring LFW

http://www.dazeddigital.com/fashion/article/29086/1/brian-molko-the-90s-ultimate-androgynous-icon


yaaaas kweeeen

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>>5527080
pretty vanilla 2bh

>>5527126
I could be your househusband

>>5527107
borderline lol

>>5527107
Schizoid and avoidant are the only ones I'd feel comfortable self diagnosing myself with.
I think everyone shows traits from a couple of disorders on that list though.

>>5527107


>Schizoid
>Slightly Schizotypal
>Borderline
>Slightly Avoidant
>Slighty Dependant

No wonder why I'm single. :/

>>5527121
No, but his dad obviously worked with Feynman because why lie on the internet?

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How would your friends and family react if you introduced them to your gay Muslim boyfriend?

>>5526920

Come to Wisconsin bb

>>5527145

Not all arabs/persians are muslims, and true muslim gays don't exist. You can't be muslim and gay at the same time. Not possible.

>>5527145
>Mashallah anon, at least you found another muslim

>>5527107
I'm schizoaffective, but that's it.

>>5527126
I'm right here.

>>5527145
They would ask how long I've been gay.

>>5527133
Are you cute and a bottom?

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>>5527145
They'd most likely be more accepting of such a thing than I would.

I just want a qt white bf.

>>5527121

...No.

>>5527143

Every scientist in the New York area had done some work with Feynman, he was famous for his prolific co-authorship and assistance. He's cited on like 1000 papers.

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>>5527145
My mum would start buying halal meat for when he came over for dinner.
My dad would probably be annoyed that he didn't drink.
My friends would be happy that I had a bf.

>tfw no dark, hairy, eastern Mediterranean bf.

>>5527155
>cute
Maybe
>bottom
100%

>>5527145
My mother is far more tolerant than I am.

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>>5527149

>>5527160
>qt white bf
How about one straight from the Germanic tap

>>5527167
Iranians are shiites, that's haram, not true Islam

>>5527155
>cute
100%
>bottom
100%

I believe I am the most qualified. But please, why should I pick you as my rich, successful husband for whom I live to serve?

>>5527162
Makes sense, I assume you want to be like your dad/Feynman to an extent then, are you pursuing a career in science, in other words?

>>5527175
>>5527160

I guess I wouldn't mind a white one, as long they're not a total chad or some disgusting little whisper of a man who thinks being white supersedes his abject failures

Who is the most fun trip?

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>>5527176
Are you Muslim? What's the difference between the different sects?

>>5527190
maki

>>5527178
Because I'll spoil you and destroy your boypussy multiple times a day.

>>5527190
Jynx

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>>5527190
Freddie was the most fun but he died. ;____; RIP

>>5527178
Because I have a healthy AIDSbaby for you and once I get you poz-pregnant we will be linked forever.

>>5527191
Sunnis enjoy assblasting Shiites

>>5527195
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>>5527201
Literally the ones everyone complains about.

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>>5527203
faggots

>>5527216
Jynx is cool tho

>>5527190
I like BBBDaddy. He's so out of touch with the LGBT youth and it's quite endearing watching him try to explore his new found community.

>>5527225
Where does he post? First time I've heard of him.

>>5527216
maki is cool tho

>>5527220
Cunt

>>5527220
All me TbH

>>5527175
Those are good too, but not as quite qt as Nordic men.

>>5527230
Here

>>5527230
ive only seen him post a handful of times here desu
i do see him more in other topics on the board

I use to have an imaginary friend growing up,I'm now coming to the realization I probably had a crush on him.

feel weird man

>>5527230
gaygen occasionally.
He's like 30 something and only just come out. He wants to experience the entire gay world that he's missed out on up until now. I think it's sweet to see an older person acting so wide eyed and fresh faced about being gay. Especially when the majority of us are so cynical.

>>5527237
>Nordic men.
Liking literal shit I see

who /NFLplayoffs/ here?

fuck the Redskins

>>5527236
topkek

>boyfriend(???) keeps insisting he's not a bottom
>tfw I'm starting to think the lady doth protest too much

>>5527255
b8

>>5527255
Blood, Iago, blood

>>5527251
Deal with it. They are by far the whitest and most qt Europeans, spare me your cuck memes.

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>tfw no Irish bf to dominate me in return for my countries oppression

>>5527270
>implying Nordics aren't the cuckest memes

>>5527272
>tfw no bf in each commonwealth state to visit, dominate, and take their tea when I leave

>>5527249
>>5527249
he's 50-something.

>>5527287
if you have more than 6 (you)s in that comment kill yourself

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>tfw no tall balkan bf

I want my cock sucked by another man.

>>5527299
No. I like being a faggot

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>>5527191
No but I follow Middle East's situation very tightly. The main difference is about the heritage of Muhammad, Sunnis believe the successor of him and caliph is his close friend Abu while Shiites believe it's his cousin and son-in-law Ali. And they couldn't come to agreement about this and it's still the main cause of their war. The have different traditions and political views, for example with Sunnis the first son inherits his family's wealth while with Shiites it's spread to all kids equally(including girls). For Shiites the Imam hierarchy is important much like Pope is to Catholics while Sunnis are more like Protestants and independent. Also maybe because of this Sunnis have been causing majority of these problems because we get all these Salafist wackos who make their own ideologies. They don't see Shiites as real Muslims, Saudi Arabia is extremely against Shiites and encourages discrimination against them, the follow Wahhabism/Salafism which is the most radical form of Islam. Majority of Muslims don't really think they belong to either groups and they just see themselves as Muslims but these are more about political and geopolitical issues.

>>5527301
me too senpai, sadly its too small.

>>5527301
You're in luck because I want to suck another mans cock

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>>5527269
>>5527287

What do you get out this?

How do I get a boyfriend when I have no friends?

>>5527264
You mean like he's trying to bait me? If I didn't know him better, I'd swear he was. It's almost like he feels the need to "remind" me of it every time he's in a position that's even slightly submissive or vulnerable. Even outside of sex. Oddly enough, "mushy" stuff seems to make him react this way, too. I'm trying to go slow and be patient. But he's so cute sometimes I just want to cuddle him forever.

>>5527268
I was going to make some kind of gay sex/Othello related joke, but I'm too stupid and tired to think of one.

>>5527307
How small?
I like little weiners.

>>5527309
Hmu bb

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>>5527163
Would you take a gay middle east refugee into your home to save him from a terrible possibly violent end from his countrymen? Can these poor comrades be given a second chance due to the fighting? Can we supporr them and let them live their dreams?

>>5527318
6 inches :(

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>tfw no qt Icelandic teen bf to pop his cherry and introduce him to the gay life

>>5527307
>tfw no bf with a kiddie dick to suck
nopedo

>>5527320
Kill yourself

>>5527326
in a few years I will, can't go on as a wizard much longer.

>>5527318
>I like little weiners
You'll love mine then

>>5527330
How big is it?

What does /gaygen/ think of my manly butt?

https://unsee.
cc/zorupagi/

>>5527300
>Serbs

Acceptable.

>>5527319
Is he cute? Is he dtf? Is he husband material? Too many unknowns.

>>5527335
5"

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>>5527321
icelandic? lmao

>>5527315
inb4 you fuck him for the first time and he becomes addicted to your hot beef injections

>>5527338

3/10

Need to do squats.

>>5527225
thanks, and you are right out of touch AND clueless>>5527230
I post here and there usually if I think I have something relevant to say, dont just "chat" much This is really a learning experience for me. I would also like to add for those unfamiliar with me that I am 51 and I do NOT like young guys 35 is my minimum age. And yes I have got a bit oif crap from people, pedo comments etc. but the majority of you guys have been very nice.

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>>5527348
Yes, Icelandic

>>5527347
That's the same as mine. Wanna swordfight and get our precum on each other?

>>5527353
What do you look like?

>>5527356
Love too. But you're gunna have to dominate me a bit

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>>5527354
what are you, gay?

>>5527361
O trust me little guy you will be dominated...ill make you cum.

>>5527315
If he can't walk in the morning after just say "remember me as one who loved not too wisely but too well"
Fuck I love Shakespeare desu famalam

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>>5527364
mega gay

>>5527350
I don't think squats will work on my butt. My butt will stay flat forever.

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>>5527383
then become straight

>>5527374
Making me horny thinking about it

>>5527383
He looks quite tanned for someone from Iceland.

>>5527359
>What do you look like?
I look like old

>>5527406
>I look like old
Old can look hot though

I want to cum on my hand place a hundred dollar bill and slap it lightly on my princesses forehead while he smiles and says "teeheehe thanks daddy ;)" while the hunny dolla bill and cum sticks to her.

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>>5527359
>>>5527353 (You)
>What do you look like?
Ok I posted before so I will again

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>his whole family is musclebears

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>>5527418

>>5527319
If I was financially stable to support another human, then yeah, I would.

If there was a clear "good guys" group involved in the fighting in Syria then I'd go over and join them. This is our generation's Spanish Civil War. What would Orwell do? What would Hemingway do? These are the questions you should ask yourself daily.

Starting TJ and Amal.

Wish me luck.

>>5527451
What's that?

>>5527417
tfw no bf like you

Who else /closetbutsuspectedofbeinggay/ here?
>tfw only not super fem kid in art classes, even tho I'm a qt twink
>tfw not out even tho I'm in a super accepting area
>tfw no friends or social media so no way to come out anyway
>qt gay jock in my class who I'll never be out to
>life is suffering

>>5527456
Average night in sweden

>>5527460
Why not just make a move on the jock.
If nothing's stopping you but yourself. Do it

>>5527459
Do you like painfully average cocks and autistic men?

>>5527465
>implying I'm not too much of a pussy

>>5527456
A gay webcomic that's supposedly pretty good once you survive the beginning.

>>5527460
People suspected I was gay back in high school because I only had 1 (male) friend and never talked to girls.

>>5527473
are you actually autistic or just weird?

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>tfw he tells you to step that bussy up but he's like only 4 inches

>>5527476
Everywhere I go people ask me if I'm gay. Of course I'm to much of a twat to reply yes and end up denying the shit out of it

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>>5527338

>>5527460
>gay
>jock

Pick one, sweetie.

>>5527433
>What would Orwell and Hemingway do?

Write barely readable books about unlikeable men?

>>5527475
You will never get the jock d if you don't make sure he knows it's an option. Jocks are not clever people, they need you to tell them they can try to ruin you for marriage.

>>5527492
I know, but I have no courage and am a total bitch

>>5527481
MMA is so hot a commercial just came on and I got super hard

>>5527480
just weird. i can act like a normal person also when need be I just like to be obnoxious.

>>5527498
Just fucking do it. I would kill for a gay jock bf and you have one in front of you but you won't take a fucking chance

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>>5527488
>jocks can't be gay

Whenever I meet a half-asian person it's always on their mom's side. I then can't help but to think their dad is a China Doll fetishist which is basically an extreme form of weeaboo. They're the product of some guy fucking his 3dpd waifu

>>5527502
i think we'll get alone just fine :)

>>5527506
Aren't most of the guys on grindr jocks?

>>5527511
We definetely would. Ill always make you laugh princess.

>>5527508
lmao at these flowers wanting to be jocks

a real jock dates cute, popular, fit blond girls, period

>>5527488
No, he's a gay jock and fucking hot af

>shit posted on here last night
>starting to think I might be a teeny bit gay after all

>>5527510
p much f a m

Then there's the rare case where the father's the Asian. Makes me wonder how that happens in the first place.

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>>5527524
Jocks fuck whoever they want :)

>>5527523
>Aren't most of the guys on grindr jocks?
Not where I am. They're all shit twinks or fat old guys

>>5527430
Well, you asked for it

>>5527527
Are you the guy who likes sucking his bro's dick but "isn't gay"? >:3c

>>5527527
Embrace it

>>5527537
So BBBDaddy, where do you live and what kind of work do you do?

>>5527534
Those shirts are grimy af but I can't help to want to sniff one

>>5527508
>tfw a guy surprised me by wearing his football pads cause he knows I get wet for jocks

I miss him.

>>5527498
Fortune favors the bold. So do cute jocks.

>>5527510
Pretty much. I went to school with a few half Filipinos, and their mothers were all materialistic gold diggers with tacky clothes.

>>5527548
If I was out I'd be on his dick rn, but I don't know how to come out, at least to him

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>>5527534
wrong

a gay jock is a faux jock

>>5527556
>i dont know how to come out
Say to yourself, "im gay"
When someones asks if you're gay, say "yes"
Dont come out to the jock, ask him out on a date.

Boom. Initiate fairy tale ending

>>5527558
Cisfemale you NEED TO LEAVE

>>5527556
The whole idea of coming out is so silly. Just tell him you [think he's hot/want to fuck/want to get coffee]. You don't have to first hold an assembly to tell everyone in school that you're a huge faggot who thinks about cocks all day. All you need to do is just be honest when people ask.

>>5527561
how do you even know hes gay

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>>5527562
jelly much?

>>5527541
Yeah. He came over last night after I was done posting and we hung out. I got sleepy and he carried me to my room. It was totally gay and embarrassing as fuck but I kind of liked it.

I'm starting to think I wouldn't mind letting him return the favor once in a while when I go down on him. He doesn't seem to think it's fair that I get to do it all the time.

>>5527544
It's kind of scary tho.

>>5527561
>>5527568
The problem is no one asks. I've been asked before, but at that point I was waaaay to insecure to say yes. Now I have no friends outside of school and my main group of friends in school are all shit talking me constantly. I'm well liked by everyone else tho, but none are my friends. I have this vibe of innocent and smart since I never talk about anything in school except for school and compete in a lot of academics at a high level, which I think puts people off from really being friends with me.

>>5527582
>It's kind of scary tho
You'll get used to it. I've just realised I'm gay recently too

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>>5527418

>>5527581
Pfft im more muscular that guy.

I typically don't have to come out. If I come across another gay dude one of us will hear the faint gust of air coming out of the other one's butthole and we take it from there

>>5527597
be my bf :3

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>>5527354
I wonder if he has webbed feet too.

>no rugby playing bf
Why do I try?

>>5527611
Where you at?

>>5527590
That's fine. I've had lots of friends who never asked. You can just be out without being the center of attention with it. Or you can go get one of those SLUT shirts so everyone you meet can know.

>>5527582
>he carried me to my room

fucking adorbs

>>5527624
bc, canada

>>5527545
I live in Connecticut and am currently enrolled in college, classes start jan 21st, was out of work for 20 yrs.was in computer operations, am going for a degree in broadcasting. Basically starting my whole life over (whats left of it)

>>5527631
Damn im American. Are you cute?

>>5527626
Yeah, but I can't think of a way to put it in casual conversation.

>>5527612
That sounds adorable.

Pugs are disgusting though.

>>5527643
You dont need to. If it comes up, it comes up. It's nobody elses business but yours. Why should anyone else care who you fuck? If you ask the guy out and he spreads the wordz then there: you're out. Grats

>>5527649
Ok, fine. But how do I ask him out?

>>5527643
then dont make it casual

>>5527591
It's weird because I have no problem blowing him, but if he tries to kiss me, or cuddle with me or do anything else I get really embarrassed. It's not like I'm uncomfortable or don't want to. It's kind of hard to explain.

He told me he felt guilty since I never let him do anything. It made me kind of feel like shit.

>>5527630
He's a great guy. I'm honestly surprised he hasn't found a serious boyfriend yet. His "type" seems popular.

Now that I just came im finished erping and flirting with you gays. Goodnight im going to cuddle my anime pillow and go to bed.

>>5527582
So jelly. I'm 5'7 and 145. I hope I'll get a man to carry me someday.

>>5527655
I don't know how kids ask each other out. Adults with jobs and money and cars can just go get coffee, or see a movie, or have a fag drag.

The usual method is: introduce yourself, make a little small talk, ask them out, see what happens.

>>5527662
>I get really embarrassed
Aww that's cute. You don't have to kiss or cuddle with him until you're ready so just take your time and build up to it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Puivcv6KduM

ME I R L

>>5527655
Introduce yourself in the event he doesn't know you. And then just ask him out to do whatever. Just don't invite him to Netflix and chill on the first date, that makes you a filthy whore and he'll try to get his jock friends to gangbang you pregnant.

>>5527662
If you're not uncomfortable and you want to, then try to start easing down the barrier. Watch a movie or something and just lay next to each other. Get closer step by step.

What's his "type"?

>>5527675
http://youtu.be/i99yOSe1inE
Me IRL

>>5527677
He knows me, but we're not super close. We have a mutual friend some what

>>5527675
Reminds me of the time we had a school assembly, and an emo girl was asked to make a slideshow of her class field trip to a National Park. She unironically used Evanescence and Bring Me The Horizon as background music.
Was pretty funny.

>>5527689
That's a good stepping stone

>>5527702
Yeah, but I wouldn't trust that friend with shit. The jock always laughs at stuff I say no matter how dumb, even if he doesn't like me now, I hope he at least thinks I'm gay. Like I said, I think people suspect

im me

>>5527667
I'm 6'0 with the same dream.

Reality sucks, yo.

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>>5527633
Never too old to learn something in life. I find it idiotic when people only see college as a way to get a better job/ more money instead of actually learning something practical to use in life. I have up most respect for you going to learn something you desire to know. I once had a 62 year old grandmother in one of my classes. She spent most of her life at a dead end job supporting her kids since she had kids early in her life and then grand children much later on. All the girls made fun of her how old she was going to college I saw no shame in it. She was a cool grandma and very willing to learn new things.

>>5527709
Hevll know you're gay when you ask him out. I dont see the issue for you here. The area is accepting to homos and you're a homo. Just act like itvs any other day for a heteronormative shitlord and ask your eyecandy out. If he's laughing at what you say then you're good as gold

>>5527742
I'm 6'0" too but at least I weigh 140 so I've got that going for me

>>5527751
Thanks. I'm going to try this week

i want to kiss a boy

>>5527759
Who doesn't

>>5527759
Don't we all

>>5527750
You're old too, Juppy.

Most of my older classmates are pretty cool, generally much nicer to talk to than ones my own age. It's just that they sometimes take a while to chill out during group projects, or at the start of semester.

>>5527667
I'm about that size. It made me feel like baby. Or like some girl or something. But it was nice.

>>5527673
I actually really like the cuddling. At first I was kind of like "Aaaah this is way the hell gay I just wanted to blow him. But it's kind of nice." but I like it. It just makes me feel nervous. A good kind of nervous, though. I can't explain it.

> just take your time and build up to it

That's kind of what he said. He says he feels guilty because I'll do it for him like two, maybe three times when we're together. And he knows I get turned on, but I don't want him do anything and that makes him feel like he's taking advantage. It's obviously not the case, but I get where he's coming from. It's not like I don't want him to, but letting a guy do something like that is embarrassing. It's kind of hard to explain, but I think he gets it. He told me if I ever change my mind, I shouldn't be embarrassed to tell him.

It's been almost two months since whatever this is started and he's been really patient.

reply to this post your reason why you love me

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>>5527770
>implying being old is a bad thing
The best times of one's life is usually just after they end their prime. They are more open to confronting insecurities and wise enough to go their own path than to let peers choose it for them. I say the (intellectual) prime age is from 30 - death. Before then it's all about holding on to beauty. Why not face the inevitable and accept that your beauty will fade and spend your energy toward something more long lasting like experiences and knowledge. Your looks can only work for so long as well as your dick. enjoy it while it lasts.

>>5527794
You have a cock

>>5527801
I didn't say that, Juppy. Maybe your assumptions are indicative of your own insecurities.

Is something bothering you? Has SP been distant lately? Does he not look at you like he used to?
You can tell me, gurl.

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>>5527814
Alls good in the hood yo. take the 411 dillio and breaking ova the hizzy - werd.

>those gay threads on /pol/
wew lad

>>5527827
I do not understand, but you're welcome.
Hope you get through this rough patch!

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>>5527836
There is nothing rough with my patch maybe you should go back to sickbay.

my sister is dating such a cute guy

i don't think i can take this

>>5527851
Okay. You do you, boo.

Why don't i get much pleasure from anal? I can jam a dildo against my prostate and i get not pleasure out of it.

>>5527855
I know that feeling.

>>5527855
turn him gay

>>5527680
>Watch a movie or something and just lay next to each other. Get closer step by step.

We've already started doing stuff like that kind of. We were already kind of touchy before this started so me leaning on him while we're watching something or playing games is normal. It's just gotten less platonic. I really like cuddling with him, but I don't think I'd admit it.

I gave him a kiss goodbye yesterday. It made me feel kind of brave which is weird as fuck. But I think he liked it.

>What's his "type"?
He's big and likes sports and is kind of shy. People on here and offline really seem to like that kind of thing.

>>5527864
not everyone gets pleasure from anal.

>>5527864
not a true bottom

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>>5527831

>>5527869
>He's big and likes sports and is kind of shy. People on here and offline really seem to like that kind of thing.
So cute. You're so lucky to have a guy like that

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>>5527831
How can that be

>tfw spent my free time today drawing dresses
>tfw everyone expects me to be going to an ivy for bio or business
>tfw hate both but no one knows that

>>5527902
u kidding? there is like on every other day

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>>5527904
Follow your dreams!

>>5527685
>know a guy who looks kind of like thumbnail
>doesn't dress or act femme at all
>listens to metal

what are the odds of him being gay?

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>>5527912
Could you please link me to a thread?

>>5527831
i don't know how people can browse /pol/ all the time i feel like my brain is rotting

>>5527926
Meant to reply to >>5527675 obviously.

>>5527869
You're disgusting. Please continue being cutesy with him until you fall head of heels for his big strong penis.

>>5527931
Oh, I just got deleted. Sorry breh.

Some natsoc twinks were in there feeling lonely and wanting to find non-degenerate gays.

>>5527918
I'm already probably a disappointment to my mom who knows and my dad who suspects I'm gay, even though they act fine with it. They won't be fine with it when I bring home a taller and fitter bf. I don't think they want their son to take it up the ass from a qt jocky guy.

>>5527940
it not I*

>>5527940
> twinks
>non-degenerate
pick one and only one

>>5527926
As someone who is gay as all hell
100% chance. Every metal head who isn't the stereotype is either a stoner or gay

>>5527871
>>5527888
Well thats fucking lame. Im a total bottom and could never be a top

>>5527939
according to >>5527776 he blows the guy 2-3 times an evening. seems he's pretty besotted with it already.

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>>5527940
>twinks
>natsoc
>wanting to find non-degenerate gays

>>5527940
>natsoc twink
>non degenerate
please, they'd stop caring about degeneracy the moment they got a militant skinhead bf and do whatever twisted thing he told them

am I gay?

>>5527988
no

>>5527962
To be honest, he sort of sounds like me, in that I don't generally want reciprocation either. Cuddling and kissing is great but the penis is on lockdown. He should definitely let this dude play with his butt, though.

>>5527996
but you're just a tranny.

>>5528003
Nah man I'm just a low T beta male with a decorative penis meant to serve real alpha men. Not a girl.

>>5528013
uh-huh

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>>5527776
>I actually really like the cuddling. At first I was kind of like "Aaaah this is way the hell gay I just wanted to blow him. But it's kind of nice."
>brojob
>totally not gay
>cuddling
>wew no homo

>>5528013
>>5527996
exactly what I'm looking for
nice

>tfw no other qt boys at my college
I'm giving up I'm not gonna find a bf guys. No cute guys in grindr or anything. Just gross fatties

>>5528046
lower
standards

>>5527893
>have a guy like that

That makes it sound like he's my boyfriend or something. I don't know what he thinks of me as, but we've always been good friends. I really like him and he's a good guy. Like I said, I'm surprised some other guy hasn't come along and snapped him hip. The thought kind of worries me for some reason honestly. But if it made him happy, I'd get over it.

>>5527939
I always thought "warm and fuzzy" was a dumb expression, but sometimes I honestly feel that way.

>>5527962
I can't help it.

>>5528059
let him make you happy as well or else maybe someone will.

>>5528059
you're so fucking gay, if you were any more gay you would be shitting rainbows while riding a unicorn ... the other way around

>>5528065
NO, serve his needs, dont expect anything in return

>>5528057
N O
O