/mtfg/ - Transwoman General - Good edition

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If I heard the nurse right I'm 5'5" yay. I thought I was a few inches taller.

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aaaaaaaaaaa

>>5518684
calm down rawr

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>>5518685
Shh it's okay

Am I the only one that thinks less of trans people who choose not to transition because of their family or friends?

Why do people spend so much time trying to appease others when they're miserable. Like you have 1 life to live and you're throwing it down the drain for someone who would disown you if they found out the real you.

This is seriously so frustrating to me when my friend bitches about not being able to transition because his parents would cut him off and he wouldn't be able to inherit their multimillion dollar fortune. I just want to tell him to nut up or shut up and transition or stop whining about not being able to because he's only inflicting this on himself.

>>5518711
I'm more concerned about my employable future and the fact I'd look like over roasted garbage who'd probably still be unhappy

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Evening /mtfg/
Would any of you let a /pol/ack use you as a sex toy, and call you degenerate?
Also, what would you buy if you won the lottery? Current jackpot is 800 million.

>>5518878
If I won the lottery I'd buy hormones, SRS, FFS, a nice house somewhere comfy and happiness

It's all ogre now.

We did it, Reddit!

>>5518878
>Also, what would you buy if you won the lottery?
An election, of course; isn't that what all mega rich people do?

>>5518878
invest it all into cybernetics so I should possibly pass in 2250, I'd probably still get clocked by robotics engineers at bars though

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o wow other thread filled fast
thnx to all that helped l-lol

what's bump limit on /lgbt/ anyways o-o;;

>>5518878
a gun

>>5518914
300 replies.

>>5518711
If you were 60 and choices were transition and dump family or live the couple remaining years as a man, idk about that

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>>5518914

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is this angie?

>>5518914
we did it /mtfg/ that was a group effort to stop cyber bullying

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>>5518918
ahh I see thanks

>>5518878
>what would you buy if you won the lottery?
uhmm would do the same as angie (I think?)
and buy every1 here mones and surgery if they want
save a lot for myself ofc tho rofl

>>5518923
cute
just like u

>>5518932
<3

>>5518933
damn jormy's ass is fire

>>5518920
Nah hes 22 and graduating from college this spring. His parents are textbook narcissist controllers and they control his life with money and he lets them.

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>>5518878
Fund my transition and splurge on shiny things I don't need. Also buy a nice house but not too big. If I have the money left over, I'd fund everyone else's surgery too and donate the leftovers.

>>5518936
>mones and surgery
Can I trade mine for plane tickets to/from Edmonton?

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Now we need to /mtfg/ this

>>5518950
What will the roses be labeled?

>>5518928
you know, one of the symptoms of autism is that its hard for you to discern between faces

>>5518950
me by the door
And my clone also by the door

>>5518878
why would anyone like anyone from /pol/? i hate politics

and i would get all the essentials for a good life i dont have now and spend the extreme excess left over on drugs probably
>but only after buying normalfaggotry

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>>5518950
Pick a trip who died or commited suicide in their memory

Am I the worst at photoshop or what?

>>5518963
Meant to quote>>5518954

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>>5518915
Make it plurar, and are you me?
>>5518912
Interesting
>>5518911
What party would you buy an election for?
>>5518936
That's very generous of you, although, buying surgery for a sizable amount of hons will become very expensive, very fast.
>>5518941
Why buy a house, when you can buy 100,000 acres of land?

>>5518943
Of course !!
u have to tell me who you are first though ......
^ _ ^

>>5518963
whats that blue shit on that one butt

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>>5518963
Should have used software that respects your freedom.

>>5518928
>Safeway
I used to workt here. Now I work for Kroger. Yeah, ol' anon is moving on up in the world.

>>5518970
I'm anon. I've never had any other identity here. I'm not sure why people think I have to secretly be a trip.

>>5518967
jörmie is a cis girl with a tinkler

>tfw no hips
>tfw huge shoulders

How do you even hide these things???

>>5518972
If you don't get it you probably don't want to have the relevant images shown to you so just ignore it.

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>>5518969
Because Im lazy and going house shopping would be fun

>>5518969
it's going to take putting my brain in a different shell to pass, the 800mil would just assure I'd get my place in the final product

>>5518969
Yeh it will be
maybe I'll just give em all hrt for life instead l-lol

>>5518972
a gt friend

>>5518976
>Kroger
I always thought Kroger was worse .....

>>5518977
aahh I see

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>>5518983
Are you more of a city, or country person?

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>>5518979
Amputation, I guess.

>>5518972
Kayla's penis and balls.

who here wants to get pooped on

>>5518987
[spoiler]I hate my job. And I hate this company. I'm just in it until my vacation.[/spoiler]

>>5518986
Are you one of the mtf's that goes to school for this sort of futuristic engineering, and tech?

I hate myself and I want to die.

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>>5518992
I can appreciate both. There's something nice about a secluded, rural living, and there's also something charming about living in a sky scraper in a city.

>>5518997
; _ ; that sucks hope you find something better soon

>>5518986
>tfw your male brain is too large to fit in a passing female's skull
At least HRT is supposed to shrink the brain a bit, right?

>>5518996
I'm more of a stewing and brewing sort of gal to be honest.

>>5518998
no I just dream of a more promising future

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Sponsor me pls
I need money to fund my transition

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>>5519010
How many nudes per dollar?

>>5518993
Oh shit why did I never think of this
>>5519001
S-same l-lol

>>5519010
Heres a (you) for you. Feel free to cash it in.

>>5519010
we can make videos. do you like poo?

>>5519012
You will get those lewds once I have completed transition.
Just think of me as a long time investment, that is only gonna pay off.

>>5519014
ty bb

>>5519015
What do you think I am? Indian?

>>5519012
Grace x Kuppy cucking Kiwi when?

>>5519013
Hi Maddie
>>5519010
you'd put my money to better use to be honest

>>5518878
I would fun my own HRT, FFS and other surgeries, get myself a tiny apartment in a nice city, save a few mil to allow me to live for the rest of my life and then make an organization that donates money for transpeople who need it for surgery. Of course it'd have a screening process so no super rich kiddies could use it. It would be called Transeuro.

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Oh god no depression is catching up with me I thought I was happy what do I dooooooooooo?

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>>5519003
>Anime
I can relate to that. If I had to live in a city, it'd be D.C., and for the country, there's 160k acres of land with my name on it if I win the lottery
>>5519008
I dream of a future with more guns, better surgery for qt mtf's that I can fug, and cheap booze.
>>5519007
Whatever you're implying sounds putrid desu senpai.

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>>5519010
Okay but you'll have to wear the sponsors' logos all over your clothes.

>>5519019
Hi Liz. How are you? I should be in bed

>>5519023
>D.C.
the TRAFFIC though

>all caught up on haikyu
fuck. no no no.
>>5519011
>>5518991
>>5519002
lol this is pathetic

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>>5519022
Hey Lillith, how's life in commiefornia treating you? Any hope of desire to get out?

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>>5519017
Now now, think of this as a tier system. The more nudes I get, the more cash flows to you.
>>5519018
Never because I'm joking and would never cheat on Kiwi.
>>5519023
I'm not sure what city I'd live in, I haven't given it much thought before. As for country, maybe moving up to north Illinois to the more rural suburbs, or go full on country and go deep into Maine.

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>>5519028
Smh

>>5518974
GIMP is terrible.
>>5518972
Kayla keeps going kangaroo mode and posting it on other boards

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>>5519018
Nah
I have a guilty conscious desu

>>5519019
I just need people's change tho

>>5519024
Sure

>>5519032
You really want pre-HRT nudes?
Cuz I'm pretty damn disgusting rn

>>5519023
>Whatever you're implying sounds putrid desu senpai.
You sound resentful you AREN'T stewing & brewing.

>>5519028
Come on senpai, cities are liberal havens, and D.C. by far is the most moderate of them all.
Plus, nothing compares to NY and Seattle traffic. I'll take my chances in DC

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Why do these hons all look so gross but plenty of 4chan trips have masculine features but look fine.
Is it just effort and knowing how to look presentable?
Pic related is a trip, not a hon.

>>5519036
It just sounds so off putting. Like that really awful feeling after you eat fast food.

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>>5519010
maybe if you moved to the us with us you dork

>>5519033
senpai
don't u shake that qt head at me
or I just might have to pat it

>>5519037
>and D.C. by far is the most moderate of them all.
is it really?
idk I've heard ok things about the city
I guess there's a lot of stuff to do there too if you like museums woa

>>5519032
Maine is beautiful, my late nana is from Maine. Hopefully I get a chance to travel there one day.

>>5519040
I'm just memeing you.

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>Tfw made a friend mad at me because she kept insisting I pass really well and I just didn't believe her
Whoops

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Bought this, hope it arrives soon.
Will also give away a dress to anyone who has a 24 inch waist since the sizing was weird and it's too small for me.
>>5519011
>>5518896
I don't get how someone can be so masculine, like even the cranium shape is like a superhero mode. I just feel sorry for them, since they look fairly young as well...

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>>5519025
I'm good, thinking about watching The Producers again. if you live on the east coast then yes it's way past your bedtime young lady

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>>5519043
In due time my dear Gem
In the mean time
Sponsor me, I need money

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>>5519047
iktf
Eventually you start to listen to other people more and realize that you're out of touch on your appearance.

>>5519038
im gonna puke
oddish is disgusting

>>5519044
Well, I meant politically at least. Seattle, and NY city are the main reason why the states they inhabit go blue, and the cities adopt a lot of anti conservative policies and rhetoric. In D.C., most of it is related to history, and doesn't feel like it has a skew of opinion. That's just my opinion of course.
>idk I've heard ok things about the city
I guess there's a lot of stuff to do there too if you like museums woa
I'm a history nerd, and yes that is pretty much what D.C. encompasses.

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>>5519035
It's just a part of the deal.
>>5519045
>my late nana is from Maine.
So is mine. A lot of my family originates on the east coast. You really should go there, it's a gorgeous place. All the mountains are beautiful.

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Oh crap, it's gotten late, I didn't mean to stay up so late once again. I'm never going to get back to a healthy diurnal sleep cycle at this rate. Oh well, it's been fun; good night /mtfg/!

>>5519039
whos that, i want to suck her dick
she looks tall

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>>5519046
>tfw I look like a sperg for not noticing that I was being memed

>>5519047
>>5519052
I make friends mad at me by insisting they're passable and qt when I think they are

>>5519055
I should go desu. My family moved down from the east coast to Florida, and I was born here. My nana is from Bangor, and I'm not sure if that's a decent city or not.

>>5519053
That's not even oddish
This is oddish
https://archive.loveisover.me/foolfuuka/boards/lgbt/image/1451/82/1451820153608.jpg

>>5519052
I'm not seeing it all I've got way too many masc features, I mean maybe hrt is doing more for me than I think but some of this shit is irredeemable.
idk

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>>5519030
Commiefornia is alright, the ironic thing is that I've finally started to settle down enough at my apartment that I am too lazy to have the desire of moving out, not without a set destination. Although the new gun law they passed is retarded though, like most of the gun laws they pass here.

And also all the friends I know is in this state annnnd I'm particularly good at making new friends.

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>>5519047
all hugboxers die desu

>>5519043
GEM......

>>5519054
sounds pretty perfect for you then
hope you enjoy it there !!

>>5519058
nightt sleep well

I have some questions that need to be answered.

Another non-poo related question, I am having a hard time with this.

http://strawpoll.me/6488259
http://strawpoll.me/6488259
http://strawpoll.me/6488259

>>5519075
fuck piers morgan, seriously. what a piece of trash.

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>>5519071
Story of being trans in a nutshell. Few people think they pass, even when they do. Your features are likely only sticking out to you because you've seen them your whole life and have well engrained self image.

Either way, off to bed, nini emteefug :3

>>5519081
night night Lanna

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>>5519081
nite elanna
<3

>>5519075
*not particularly good

It is late, I am tired, depression is keeping me up but I'm not depressed enough to do the old clichéd "cry myself to sleep" bit.

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>>5519051
b-but I'm poor

and already supporting a qt neet

>>5519076
...POOKIE

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>>5519075
I'm glad to hear you're doing well senpai. I remember you from the "redpilled" mtf thread you had on /pol/. I dont know how you handle dealing with Commiefornia gun laws, they'd make me lose my mind.

>>5519086
>willingly supporting a qt neet
i wish someone would do that for me ;-;

>>5519081
gn u big bebbe not even staying up on fridey night gosh

http://frideynight.com/
http://frideynight.com/
http://frideynight.com/

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>>5519086
Steal money from your roomie

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>>5519079
I like you, Piers Morgan is indeed trash, but I'd rather think that it'd be insulting to actual trash by calling Piers Morgan that.

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>>5519086
animecon when
hotel room WHEN

and yumes a neet ??
we have a lot in common wowie ......

>>5519089
cute website

>>5519094
that basket ship omg

>>5519093
you're right, he's below even subhuman filth. seriously, no one in fucking yurope likes him so he thinks he can become an authority in a foreign land? not to mention how fucking rude he is, always running over people when they talk and outright insulting them. he doesn't know a fucking thing about anything

I want to suck on rawrs dick and i am a straight man

>>5519087
The gun laws here... Sheesh, insanity! Trying to look up on how to get a concealed carry permit here makes my blood boil, it's almost as if they want me to get raped by third world migrants. Getting raped once by a big bearded swine is more than enough for me. THANK YOU.

>>5519108
can anyone be this cute? fuck this bitch really

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>>5519108
Good bye then

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2 weeks of larynx exercises and I still can't hold my adams apple up without swallowing.
How long until I just commit suicide?

>>5519108

How do i look at pookers yumblr?
Search pookie tumble on google?

>>5519094
yea yume just bounces around to wherever she can find someone to support her neetlife

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>>5519108
See ya.

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>>5519099
kinda my favorite >///>;;

>>5519108
PLEASE

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>>5519109
I'm glad to see your protecting yourself, and i'm so sorry that happened. Did you buy any lottery tickets, and if you won, what would you buy?

>>5519115
There's always that operation if it bugs you that much. Or you could just wear a gothic choker all the time in public, probably wouldn't be a bad look for you.

>>5519123
I won't be able to go until November.
Also I don't have a big adams apple, it's for voice training.

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>>5519121
How to be cute like Pookie?

>>5519108
>>5519113

>>5519121
is that you? youre in an entirely different category from 98% of trips
>tfw feel like you have a chance if people think youre cute

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Goodnight everyone, I hope you have a wonderful day/night depending on where you are!

>>5519123
Gothic choker?

>>5519130
Goodnight east coast anon, sleep well~

>>5519132
I don't think u should be saving illegal pics of minors desu

>>5519135
are tit pics of a underage boy on estrogen illegal?

>>5519135
Wait, what the hell did I miss?

>>5519135
woah what pookie pls

>>5519137
thats a good question. i think the cock photo definitely counts tho.

>>5519141
If Pookie is underrage why the hell did she put them online in the first place?

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>>5519127
uhmm upload ugly nudes of urself when ur 5 months on mones I guess

>>5519129
>is that you?
unfortunately

>>5519130
nite grace !!

>>5519135
this desu

>>5519137
+1

>>5519137
>>5519135
>underage
why is there a trip here that everyone knows is underage? you cant post here if youre not fucking 18
>>5519139
because the rest of the trips look fucking disgusting, decent is now diamond in the trough tier

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>>5519130
g'n grace <3

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>>5519100
What disgusts me the most about him is how quickly he jumps into his "Ban guns" agenda whenever a tragedy strikes, he will use the victim's body as his soap box before they were even placed in body bags, before there were any single bits of information about them.

>>5519122
Oh naw I don't really buy into lottery, but if I were to enter and won big? I'd probably get a house, I'd use it house selected homeless transpeople who are in trouble, especially the ones kicked out by their scum fuck parents and help them get back on their feet again. I mean, it's an idealistic version of what I'd want to do if I were rich, but of course I'm no saint, I'd want to do selfish stuff too, like getting FFS from a good surgeon in South Korea or Thailand.

>>5519145
pookie youre underage? not bullying but if youre not 18 yet when did you start hrt? how long u been on it?

>>5519142
idek if pookie is underage. lives with her mom so maybe. maybe you're missing the lesson here? don't post peoples nudes you fucking creeps.

>>5519148
i don't like ben shapire or whatever his name was because he's homophobic, but he was 100% correct when he called piers out on dancing on the graves of dead children with his antigun bullshit. he's just like fucking bill orly.

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>>5519131
These kinda things, but there are more subtle ones out there.

>>5519137
>>5519138
>>5519140
it's an underage transgirl, I know ppl like to play dumb but it's still illegal

>>5519143
linking to cp isn't going to end well either senpai

>>5519146
parothitler is 12 or 13 now I think but I can't stop young ppl posting and can't catch predators either

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtRe4KaxfeE

>>5519152
what we should all be doing is paying attention to the fact that the nudes were tumblr links according to filename
we must find that tumblr.

I want to suck a shrivelled tranny dick real good to bring it back to life

>>5519155
there were plenty of tumblrs they'd been posted on already, i doubt shes underage desu

>>5519154
I wish I were an underage b& posting pictures of myself on the internet again. I should've done more of that.

seeing pics of a cute person here makes me sad because im lonely and would like to be liked by a cutie but i dont have the balls to try to befriend anyone not to mention everyone is probably taken too

>>5519161
Oddish is a piece of shit. No surprise there.
>>5519158
What tumblrs have they been psoted on?

>>5519163
>oddish is a piece of shit
>continues to hunt for a trips nudes like a fucking creep

>>5519090
b-but she's really nice! She even feeds us huge meals sometimes with her money even though she never has to

>>5519094
I don't remember when the con is??

also yes, but she's been doing a lot better since we've been living together so sara's actually thinking about jobs now, so that could change

>>5519165
>5 pages of pookies stuff
okay, where are these 5 pages then? give me a fucking link
>>5519168
fucking faggot, there's a difference between being a piece of shit and embracing it and being a piece of shit and pretending you're better than one

>>5519166
I'd be down to be seen that way, own it Sheen.

sure is a lot of trip dropping for vendettas in here

>>5519174
Wait what happened?

how do i make my cum taste better before it goes away forever? this whole time my jizz has tasted like shit but i wanna be able to enjoy eating it before mones take cumming away forever

>>5519171
>open her pic
>search google for image

>>5519174
>>5519178
I leave for a couple of hours and this is what i return to?

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Kinda hope I get b& so I can stop posting here desu l-lol

>>5519154
hitlers like 13 yeh

>>5519149
>when did you start hrt?
15

>>5519166
cute in a weird teacher way desu

>>5519169
aahh that's good
the cons at the end of May

>>5519178
eat healthy senpai

>>5519183
>fuckmelikeimahumanbeing.tumblr.com
holy shit

>>5519174
>>5519184
>>5519188
it's p weird someone goes that far desu lol

>tfw feel like my life is in shambles only to come on here and realize that I dont tripfag, post nudes, or have a bunch of unpassing transgirls worship me

Alright my mood has been lifted. Stay classy /mtfg/

got depressed because my modem is dead, came here on phone, posts deleted i can't see. i dont mean the nudes i dont care about those i care about >>5519192

is sheen actually here i like sheen pls responjdf

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>>5519191
yeh def
idk senpai

>>5519192
sheen is nice

>>5519196
y-you too

>>5519200
w-wooooww lol

reposting is reproducing desu, look down at the bottom of the page

>All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.

>>5519201
yeh u can probs get those easily removed from the archive too desu

i remember pookie posting webms on /b/ once of her fucking herself

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>>5519157
>tfw when I started dating my gf her gt didnt really work well at all but I played with her a lot and used a rotor on her and now she gets fully hard and even cums a lot of precum
It's really hot when she's riding me and her gt is bouncing up and down making a mess all over my chest~

>>5519211
why are you being mean kayla
I like nice kayla better than angry kayla

>>5519188
if anyone goes to jail its pookie herself

>gf takes me out for Chinese
>gf plays board games with me
>gf asks me if I'm good and if the service was adequate

I know she was kidding but it made a good night seem like she was just doing it so I wouldn't bitch about not going out

>>5519211
I bathed 17 more years then her, feel bad m8

>>5518967
Im memesex

>>5518979
Wear baggy clothes, that's what I do

>>5519059
I think its emy? She does porn, you might have a chance ;)

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>>5519205
>u can probs get those easily removed from the archive too
yah hopefully they'll be gone soon @___@

>>5519211
>you pass
no I don't lol

>>5519225
was it the tone she used? from that it just seemed like she was checking up on u o-o

>>5519216
>>5519221
like the only time I heard about that, it was in the news and it was a girl that sexted and sent pics from her phone to her bf, but I'm p sure she got off w/ like a warning or something .... plus u can't charge a minor like an adult lol

also it started a public debate about minors doing things minors do, which I don't think is the case if u stalk someone online, find all their pics, and start reporting them on public forums XD

>>5519228
oh yeh I heard u might be getting meme'd tonight o.o;;

>>5519229
yeh lol

>>5519229
>removing archives
lol.
also you are such a retard if you genuinely think you don't.

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>>5519229
>tfw want to be friends with pookie but probably never will be because of the amount of chasers she has to avoid so you'll probably be discarded as such too

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>never going to be a real girl
>never going to be pretty
>never going to have children of your own
>never going to have a qt bf or amazing moments like in this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0M5FEY0nccc

>>5519228
>she does porn
whats her porn name?

>>5519214
>Punished Kayla
I too prefer nice Kayla, even if she gets easily wound up by troll posts

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>>5519227

>>5519229
yeh u do lol

>>5519216
Actually no, just those that save them, and repost them. A minor can create and distribute porn of themselves, you just can't purchase, keep, look at it, etc. if you are over 18.

>>5518928
SomethingPurpul on reddit

>>5519227
Genetics means a lot.

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>>5519240
No, teens have gone to jail for sexting their own nudes.
>>5519237
Poor anon. I know how you feel.

>>5519237
why does she even make me so jealous and feel so bad

fuck me really

>>5519237
>How can you be so fucking calm about it? What is wrong with you?
I don't know maybe its because I'm too busy worrying about my own transition then looking to blame others for my inaction or laziness

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>>5519232
I like friends
just not creepy ones l-lol

>>5519231
I think they'll remove it if it's cp senpai
>you are such a retard if you genuinely think you don't.
uhmm I might be special then

>>5519237
>she express ZERO gratitude for it
but I don't
I'm very grateful and privileged to be able to start HRT at such an early age

>oblivious about her good life
there's more to life than how early you started mones lol

>>5519239
stoOPP

>>5519240
I don't think that's completely true
minors have gotten arrested for it before

>>5519246
>manipulative two-faced persona
idk what makes you think that anon !!

>>5519235
Emy something. She did a scene with Natalie lovescum I think

>>5519237
Relax. Not all of us had the guts to go for it so young. I wish I did, I may have even done it earlier. Personally I'm happier she is getting the chance to transition young so she can have a much better chance at a good life.

>>5519241
>this post deleted

O finally we have mods. Fuck you mods.

to be honest
when people who so blatantly pass like pookie
have the fucking balls to doubt their passability to a literal CROWD of people who would kill just to look like her?
it makes me so fucking mad. how can you be that vain and arrogant? you don't deserve what you have.

>>5519254
omigosh jormy, how come u know so much about this??? >.>;;;

lol

>>5519229
she was kidding, but she sometimes likes to bust my vag

>>5519261
they'll be in your cache anyway, better destroy the whole pc if you ever opened this thread

how do i decide if i want a gf or a bf

>>5519268
Just write random data to 100% of the disk surface.

watching all of Celestial Method in one day was a bad idea
too many feels

>>5519269
Get both imo

>>5519269
Go out and explore, and take whomever you find first.

>>5519265
when are you getting srs?

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>>5519265
OH ok
>she sometimes likes to bust my vag
sounds cute

>>5519268
never enter the interwebs again

>>5519266
ehh maybe I said it wrong
just because I started mones early doesn't mean I have a good life lol

I'd like to say being trans shouldn't be the central point of your life but it's not really true o well

>>5519269
u try both

>>662276111

>>5519276
She's pussy whipped, and not allowed to.

>>5519277
which should i try first?

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>>5519259
Don't you follow your ex lover's porn career?

>>5519285
LOL, minor, I was an escort as a minor.

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>>5519269
Left or right?

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>>5519287
That's kinda fucked up. Were you kicked out of your parents house?

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>>5519288
e-ethan?

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>mfw age drama

>>5519288
rightttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

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>>5519285
bcus I was dumb lol

>>5519282
boy imo

>>5519291
t-thnx

>>5519288
right but i don't like guys with short hair

>>5519294
>t-thnx
Don't act like you're not part of this

>>5519288
>tfw right desu
guess im still scum after all

>>5519285
honestly, serves all of you right.

hm
tonight's thread has seriously convinced me it's time to drop my trip and commit suicide
I should've transitioned at 16 when I had the chance. Oh well, bye girls

>>5519301
I didn't do anything

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>>5519283
ex lover?!?! w-wah I knew there was something between u and emy!! /gasp

do u have a porn career jormy??

>>5519277
>>5519285
p sure it only counts if u do something dumb like look for it, ask for it, save it, post it etc etc lol

the report screen has an illegal option for a reason desu

>>5519288
Why not both

>>5519301
can i come live with you in popcorn heaven? im tired of living in this awful country with no future.

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>>5519290
Dont deadname me you shitlord!

>>5519292
>>5519295
>>5519298
Fags!

>>5519303
this desu, not a trip tho

>>5519306
Mutually exclusive

>>5519311
Plzz

>>5519289
Ran away. Abusive home, school, and town. I made very good money because I looked good and knew what I was doing in bed, manors, and was good at conversations. I made sure I kept up on current affairs, politics, fashion, etc..

>>5519309
>puffs her cheeks because her boobs puffed out too
cute as fuck

>>5519309
u 2 bby

>>5519301
Do you ever wonder why nobody likes you?

>>5519308
i mean, america is also a country with no future. but sure, popcorn heaven awaits.
>>5519318
plenty of people like me. suffice to say, i'm not losing sleep over chasers and kayla.

>>5519315
Damn. You're someone I wish I was friends with, not because you seem hot and good at fucking but have a spine and character.
>>5519301
You're in this thread too you ugly piece of shit

>>5519316
>tfw not rich enough to get ffs and augs
>tfw will never be a qtp2t jewess

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>>5519313
>doesn't excuse you at all
Not saying it did

>you are the most responsible
ofc I am lol

>>5519297
?
didn't say I'm not
idgi

>>5519303
no pls don't

>>5519315
I think I remember you talking about this before
really interesting honestly

>>5519319
i wish you were serious. i doubt you'd like me, i'm a socially retarded autistic neet that's blind as hell, has heart problems and is currently having to limp like a cripple because my leg STILL fucking hurts. hoping to see a doctor soon but apparently it'll take weeks. ty for teasing though i appreciate it bb.
>>5519322
>augs
usually id post a picture of adam jensen or something but my fucking modem dies whensevr i try to upload anything.

>>5519324
if you needed a home and i had a room i would offer. i just don't. you seem like you need someone to take care of you blind anon.

>>5519323
>no pls don't
Why not? That doesn't really help, especially coming from you of all people.
>transitioned at 15, passes, doesn't think she passes
Your words couldn't possibly comfort or convince me otherwise being that you are essentially what I wish I was and cannot accept that I will never be. So why not?

>>5519328
yeah my health rapidly degraded when i left home to pursue hrt. to be fair i was already in the early stages in regards to my heart problems. i'd sleep on your floor but i doubt i could even get a job to actually support myself. ty for being kind to me. would buy you poptarts or smething you like.

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>>5519324
i got ur back senpai

>>5519336
my hunger is augmented. like damn that looks unhealthy, gotta admit tho id go ham on trhose fieres and dirnks. thank you friend

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>>5519329
Honestly I'm bad at this so sorry
I've tried twice and failed both times obviously

Regret that I tried a lot and I'm happy I didn't succeed now
most people that fail are happy they did

idk just keep that in mind when you're thinking about it, anon

Doubt you'd like it or want to but wish I could give you a hug l-lol

>>5519342
I've tried twice and died the second time but got revived. Surviving has only made me wish I didn't more.
I'm tired of this, I don't want it to continue. Seeing people like you just feels like direct, objective proof being sent from God that I wasn't meant to be happy.
A hug is worthless to me, all that would make a difference would be actual friends in my life or a bullet in the head. Guess which of the two I'm is the most possible?

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>sent a photo to chaser-kun yesterday
>the photo was me wearing 4xl jogger pants with a normal shirt to show him how i do boymode at school
>now this morning he texts me :
>"wish you were here rn, have a huge morning problem and im looking at the photo you sent me yesterday, god you are so hot"

he has way better pics and that's the one he likes..
should i be weirded out?

Also how's saturday morning going mtfg? <:

>>5519354
Can you post the photo? I'm having a hard time visualizing.

>>5519354
>have people that want to fuck you because youre hot
>should i be weirded out
>literally priveleged people problems
you should shut the fuck up and appreciate that other people are coming to you instead of you to them. youre why average people feel like theyre worthless trash and often dont realize their full potential of being 8s or 9s.

>>5519354
>he has way better pics and that's the one he likes..
>should i be weirded out?
He sounds kinda gay desu, either that or he loves jogging pants, I know a lot of guys that really like girls in jogging pants cause theyre tight and stuff.

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>>5519354
idk I think boys like it when girls don't try lol
boys are weird ok

>>5519353
been up for like 8 months senpai don't think it'll matter

>>5519348
I'm sorry I don't have much I can say to console you, I wish I could be your friend and help you out of this though

>>5519360
>tfw easy life but still can't do anything and stuck in my cave

>>5519360
because the rest of us can balance it out collectively, haven't you heard of the natural order before? (what's going on in this thread?)

>>5519335
i wish i could take care of you anon, but i would probably do shit at it. i'm sorta lazy and i get very grumpy if i don't get at least a couple hours of time to myself a day. you can sleep on my floor any time tho.

>tfw you are always the most hopeless person in a group of people
>tfw you will never be above anyone
>tfw you will never find a hikki to make you feel better about yourself

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>>5519359
these were super loose
>mfw when he turns out to be gay
>manly enough for him
would actually make sense .-.

>>5519356
maybe but it wasn't meant to be good, just took a photo to see how my hair was from the back and he happened to ask the same day
>>5519357
im a potential 6 with ffs, maybe.
like im ugly even in blinq's opinion. go figure
>>5519361
rly weird desu

>>5519361
> I wish I could be your friend and help you out of this though
I don't believe you. Prove me wrong though.. All of my friends have moved on or died. Beggars can't be choosers..

>>5519366
iktf, im pretty fucking hopeless too, probably more so than you are

>>5519365
thanks qt. i would just spend my time curled up on the floor, at most i'd need help with directions to places like doctors etc. couldnt promise i wouldnt be a clingy type but id be passive and just be quiet all the time. when i used to sleep over at my exs house, his mother would ask if i had gone home, because i made so little sound and didnt leave his room much except to pee, so i kinda just blended in like a ghost. she couldnt even tell that i arrived sometimes.

>>5519367
>these were super loose
Yeah hes gay, just to make sure though you should send him more boymodes with the girlmodes and at some point ask him what his faves are.

>>5519370
>>5519371
>>5519366
we are literally the same color of person
we need to be friends because no one other than people as miserable and worthless as us can understand us
i love you guys even though i expect all of us to kill ourselves soon
just knowing from text alone that you share the same brand of misery as me honestly makes me care and extend worthless love that will never impact you guys

>>5519374
im not miserable or suicidal, don't group me with you losers hheheheheheh. im just hopeless because of my physical limitations and housing situation. still gotta smile tho.

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Going to take a bath, read fanfiction, and sleep.
Hope all of you don't hate me now /mtfg/
gnight !!

>>5519368
We could talk on skype if you'd like that
[email protected]
can send it here
I'd love to chat with you later tonight or tomorrow
I'm moving soon so I won't be on much the next couple days just so you know

>>5519371
hey, you've had a boyfriend, thats a great accomplishment. i haven't done that! stop feeling bad for yourself.
you sound easy to take advantage of though. given your passive personality, if we lived together, i would probably establish the dominant archetype and control basically everything because i'm a douche.

>>5519374
sounds pretty gay anon, but thanks

>>5519378
well in that case fuck you
youre the kind of person i want to kill and torture to a slow death

>>5519379
Okay. You'll hear from me tonight or tomorrow..

>>5519380
i prefer that, i'm pretty indecisive honestly. my friend calls me a doormat all the time. i dont know what kinda control youd wanna assert on me though honestly, like, id be happy to work and help earn my keep or whatever, i wouldnt want to be a useless sponge after all. as long as youre happy id be happy to be in your company.
>>5519383
i'd probably enjoy that though. pretty rude to be malicious to be because im not weakwilled.

tonight was eye opening time to drop my trip and tie the noose to be absolutely honest

>>5519389
at least tell what trip you were lol

>>5519389
oh no suicidal and has alzheimers

>>5519389
>i prefer that, i'm pretty indecisive honestly. my friend calls me a doormat all the time. i dont know what kinda control youd wanna assert on me though honestly, like, id be happy to work and help earn my keep or whatever,
i know that chain of thoughts so well
>>5519389
i think a few trips have decided to end it tonight. their decision..

>>5519389
Want to stream a dual suicide on twitch together? I just got hollow points for my snub today.

just gonna leave this here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKaIYwqDk-U
great to smoke to and kill yourself too

Chaser here
I love watching all of you hons get hurt that you will never be as beautiful as pookie.

Like you will NEVER be as pretty as pookie. Like I know it must suck for all of you but blame god and yourself don't blame pookie for your shit genetics lol.

>>5519399
I GOT MONEY
I GOT WEED

>>5519394
she used to basically decide what id eat because she knew if she asked me it'd just be like "i don't know" or "whatever you'd prefer". i don't intend to be so passive, i just want to be accomodating to the wishes of others because i'm not the type to care about food of all things. i'm very rarely opinionated but pretty stubborn on the things i do value.
>>5519400
weak bait please apply yourself.

>>5519402
>basically decide what id eat because she knew if she asked me it'd just be like "i don't know" or "whatever you'd prefer". i don't intend to be so passive, i just want to be accomodating to the wishes of others because i'm not the type to care about food of all things. i'm very rarely opinionated but pretty stubborn on the things i do value.
this applies exactly to me except im that level of passive with every decision, not just food and shit. literally taking the thoughts and words, word for word, out of my mind.
i struggle with making basic decisions like picking what i want on ice cream when someone treats me to it and asks what i want. 'umm uhh it doesn't matter honestly ill just get what you have or whatevers cheapest'

>>5519386
you don't sound like a bad roommate. but i'd feel bad to move someone in when my room is super small and i only have a twin sized bed. maybe visit sometime tho, idk.
>>5519400
i feel like there's this idea in mtfg that all the mtfs are competing with eachother to be the prettiest or something, and that idea is only being pushed by crazy ass chasers trying to twist the general into their personal tranny bachelor special.
it's fucked up.

>>5519402
>>5519403
my god, i think i try to be accomodating to the wishes of others too much to the detriment of my personality. but when im asked to decide things, i just never can in the moment, so idk how to fix that.

>>5519389
cya pig

>>5519403
yeah, i'm exactly the same. but food is actually one of the things i am picky with, i'm otherwise easygoing for the most part. caramel sauce pls. i have a lot of weird quirks but nothing debilitating.
>>5519404
i'd love to visit, though it will take a long time to actually get together the funding etc. what state do you live in anyways? im not familiar with america at all honestly. i hope you wouldn't feel too guilty if i slept on your floor, i am pretty used to it. i don't even have a bed in my current house a large majority of the time, the room belongs to my sister but she doesnt live here fulltime so i get to use her bed sometimes.
>>5519406
ive actually had to just be outright "i don't fucking care, i really don't" because people try that back-and-forth "no, no, you choose" bullshit and can't tell how genuinely little you care about some minor details of things. it's dumb when you actually do have opinions on a few things but still get treated like a doormat anyways.

>>5519411
i would feel bad and force you to at least take the couch probably. i live in a wondrous land called "Texas", which is latin for "Fuck this place".

>>5519412
if you insist, silly. texas can't be all that bad, it has a few e-celebs i like, such as ghost and asmongold...and uh. it has you. it also has gourmet popcorn, which i didn't know existed. at least id be conditioned to deal with the weather there. Australia is latin for "shitposting cesspool"

>>5519411
i'm really picky with food too actually, it's one of the things im pickiest about, but since i dont want to annoy people whenever i eat around/with others and stuff i dont like isnt available ill just say i'm fine, and like they insist i pick something and its kind of shitty.
>ive actually had to just be outright "i don't fucking care, i really don't" because people try that back-and-forth "no, no, you choose" bullshit and can't tell how genuinely little you care about some minor details of things. it's dumb when you actually do have opinions on a few things but still get treated like a doormat anyways.
i understand both sentiments exactly, you have no idea. since im generally.. stanceless on most things? people just meeting me write me off as boring or bland, just because im not the ecstatic loudmouth motherfucker in the van whos constantly making up for 60% of everything ever said by himself, deciding shit and arguing with people and shit. ugh.

>>5519416
a flight from australia would be hell. i hate flying to l.a.. an australian flight would also be like 1000 american moonies. which is lots.
idk those e celebs either. huh.

i fucking hate texas my dads from there
all of you people are insane as shit

>>5519417
i am awkward in the sense that i don't like to eat certain foods in front of people because i worry the sound they'd make would annoy the people i'm with. like chips and other crunchy loud foods. it's dumb considering my friend used to eat foods like that ALL the time, open mouth and everything and i wouldn't care a bit. i just care about other people a lot more than myself. not to say like OH I HATE MYSELF or anything, i just don't consider my wellbeing a priority. the first girlfriend i ever had basically fucking brainwashed me into some kind of submissive servitude mindset, like it was my 'purpose' or something. i don't really feel that way anymore but the mannerisms kinda stuck with me. i know i'm certainly not socially 'normal' but i'm not a social retard either.
i was very quiet in highschool, but i can definittely hold a 1 on 1 conversation with ease.
>>5519418
for sure, i'm not the kind ofp erson thatcan sleep on flgiths either. why have you flown to l.a? was it fun in l.a at least? i'd need a passport and enough money to provide myself while i'm there. asmongold isj ust a WoW player, nobody 'important' like mainstream youtubers etc etc.

>>5519419
thank you.

>>5519419
my condolences on your whole having a father thing
>>5519423
i visited someone in l.a. recently and the flight back home was fucking terrifying. l.a. was cool tho.
you would need a buttload of money to visit, thats insane.

>>5519425
its all just a fantasy at this point. honestly i dont even know if id live long enough to save up the money. at least i can always just nag you here.

>>5519426
continue to nag me, continue to live pls. if nothing else you're making my boring work days easier.

>>5519430
i'll nag you forever then, as long as you can tolerate me. sorry about work it really does sound like some grindy shit. i honestly wish i had a job so i had productive activities to take my mind off things. unless i can consider shitposting to be one of those things.

>>5519423
well i envy the normal parts of you you have,
i was heavily isolated and fucked/fucked with perpetually for the first half of my life so im a mess lol

>>5519432
my life got a lot better when i moved to the city. before that i had zero friends etc. i met a handful of people that made my transition and coping alone even feasible. i am so blessed and grateful they were ever a part of my life, even if they're all gone now and i'm back to square one.

>>5519431
this is actually the least grindy job i've ever had probably. today i worked for like my entire shift and only posted on 4chan a couple times.
why don't you have a job? go get one! be a professional shitposter

>>5519438
no relevant qualifications, small town of 8000 that all hate trans, my physical limitations. i am doing a business course online though. i'm already a fulltime professional shitposter i just do it for free. i like to think of it as community service hhehehehehe

>>5519437
> i am so blessed and grateful they were ever a part of my life, even if they're all gone now and i'm back to square one.
yikes, another telepathic reading of thoughts ive had in the very recent past. with the loss of my best friend and everything i got from them (i.e. everything in general because they were my life) i'm back at square one too
i've got to get back to the city too.

>>5519442
i could probably get you a gay job if you were here. but you'd have to walk to work like me if you couldnt buy a car probably would like ruin your life.
stick to business courses. get a job you can do anywhere or something where they basically have to hire you because you're so qualified. idk.

>>5519437
are you that cute chick with the piercings from yesterdays passgen?

>>5519444
good to know i'm in your head bb. i really want to go back to the city, for security and to apologize to my ex for my stupidity.
>>5519446
i wouldn't mind walking after my leg stops being a bitch, i need the exercise regardless and i can't drive.
>>5519448
no i've never posted myself and i only come to mtfg.

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>tfw lounging around with your shirt unbuttoned letting the girls see your sick gains

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>>5519456
ive got to get back to new york city to apologize to several people :U but seriously quit reading my mind
>i wouldn't mind walking after my leg stops being a bitch, i need the exercise regardless
i said fucking stop lol, my left leg is all dinked up and has been ever since i hit my knee. i need exercise 2

>>5519456
how do you do anything without driving? is aussie land very local and stuff? texas is really sparse so its like, 2 hours walk anywhere local and if you need to go to like a specific place you need a ride or a bus loop to get anywhere.

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A few times over the past year, in the back of my mind, I would consider getting a trip in brief moments of loneliness, but I would always pussy out in the end.

Dodged a bullet there, holy fuck.

>>5519459
lemme suck your tits

>>5519462
tell me about it holy shit

>>5519460
whopping10vitality.jpg i'm sorry it's just comfy in your head. i had shin splints about two years ago i couldn't walk at all basically for a month. recently i just woke up with a really sharpk painful cramp in my right leg ive been limping around like a retard since, waiting for it to stop hurting.
>>5519461
i'm a 30 minute drive from the town, i half to rely on parents to actually leave the house, thats why i dont go outside at all. there's no public transportation at all. my parents don't have the free time to give me driivng lessons either.
>>5519462
i already have a trip i just don't use it because nothing i say has any worth to it.
>>5519459
why does everyone here have glasses im so fucking jealous fnghjfhngj

>>5519468
heeeey whats your trip? are you sure i dont know you?

>>5519472
ive never posted with it. i just made one 'just in case'. i'm sure.

>>5519468
Because I was born with a stigmatism?

>>5519479
i know that, they're just cute as hell and i need some desperately because i cant actually see more than a meter in front of me.

>>5519468
>tfw always go with a minimum vitality build in dks
yeah im sure its comfy alongside all the other characters. ive been recovering from dicking my knees up for a while now but it doesnt help that since i dont have a car ive got to walk over mountains all the time.
oh, sorry i meant limp over them.
>in shoes with no arch support lol
patience is a virtue i guess
>>5519459
your glasses look similar to mine

>>5519476
thats crazy! we get along well i guess.

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>>5519484
YOU have glasses? god i am jealous of eeeeeeeeveryone. kill me.
>>5519485
i would hope so, i would feel pretty damn silly if i came all that way and rubbed you the wrong way somehow.