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Bow down to your king princes & princesses.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6baah9U7qQo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tGVpFdMq2Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SXtIIGg0FM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wRP-yzQQGc
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First for wanting to kill themselves.
Shit feels desu
>tfw small cock
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>>5512150
B-b-but senpai you're not a tripfag
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>be 14
>be 10 year old cousin's birthday
>at YMCA
>at least 15 kids there
>We all walk single file through the locker room and showers to get to the pool room, that's just how the designed the building
>over 6 foot black man taking shower
>turns around, faces us while we walk through
>ear to ear smile
>his cock looks easily 7 inches flaccid, looks half way down his leg
>myfirstcockIsawIRL.jpg
>his deep, african american laugh bellows through the steamy corridors
>mfw
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>>5512175
You weren't supposed to say anything! I was conducting an autist test
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>>5512182
>*be at 10 year old cousin's birthday
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>>5511861
>>5511883

is this nigger really having a conversation with himself?
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>>5512182
thats hot
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>>5512095
I believe in you m8. You just have to want it enough.

>>5512105
Lol, Gotta get home so I can save that one.

>>5512176
No. This is what happens when you namefag but don't trip.
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always
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>>5512195
yes
annskellington has the tisms
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>>5512189
Naw foo, I took desert cvcks name and made him a trip fag. I have no beef with Ann.

Also, I'm the guy he was talking to about taking his emo bp
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>>5512175
Damn. And here I was hoping you had a little dick.
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>>5512182
black cocks are nasty looking
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>>5512201

Post timestamp photo of yourself, if you're real & genuine.
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>>5512203
>annskellington has the tisms
Sounds whimsical when you put it that way.
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>>5512217
black cocks look like snickers bars. yummy.
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>>5512217
I think they're sexy.
White uncuts are my fav, though.
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>>5512227
So does my dick when a bottom fails at keeping its ass clean Still want it?
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>>5512237
no. no one wants a small dick especially went its covered in shit and attached to a 30 year old. goodbye.
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>>5512231
>I understand you probably mean adult cock, but seriously?
I remember playing "you show me your weewee, i'll show you mine!" but yes, that was my first adult cock.
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>>5512231
If you promise not to keep posting derp-face, I promise not to steal your art.
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>work at a grocery store
>there is this really handsome guy that comes in now and again
>tall, built like a linebacker but still a pretty boyish look
>he is always really nice
>really starting to get a crush on him
>I cant keep my cool when he is around, Im always smiling like a retard and blushing up

What do I do? I really want to get in contact with him in some way but I cant just ask him for a date or for his phone number.
Any advice guys?
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>>5512254
Ask him for some coffee
>>5512245
..That trip is from a risk thread on /r9k/.
Board games are my guilty pleasure.
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>>5512243
>attached to a 30 year old
Wait what?
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>>5512254
Easiest way is to just give them your number.
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>>5512272
>>5512243
Yeah! WTF INDEED
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>meet a really great guy via Grindr for once

>super nice, tons of similar interests and really cute

>first date goes amazing

>middle of 2nd date he breaks it off, saying he could never reciprocate the love and devotion I can show. Too broken and cynical from previous bullshit relationships

What's the fucking point of trying?
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>>5512272
>Wait what?
You are thirty years old.
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>>5512294
Since when?
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>>5512303
>Since when?
Isn't that what you told everyone in the previous thread? It's fine, though. I'm into daddies.
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>>5512303
Hey daddy, can I have some cummies?
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>>5512265
Ask him for coffee? Isnt that a bit straight forward?

>>5512277
But wont that be really awkward?
"Will that be all? Oh and btw, here is my number."
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>>5512314
>Ask him for coffee? Isnt that a bit straight forward?
...Dude, it's just coffee.
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>>5512310
Back off Ann or there's beef
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>>5512310
When we were doing the face rating website?
It gives you an age estimate under your results. Told me i was 30 and i joked about it -.- i'm not gay-dead yet
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>>5512325
>>5512333
>>5512312
>>5512310
Nevermind
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>>5512325
You need to back off. I am the most superior muscle bottom on gg.
>>5512333
Ok, bb. I believe you. Please cum inside my bussy.
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>>5512323
Well maybe Ill try it the next time
Ill probably fuck it up, though, Im awkward as hell...
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>>5512360
>Im awkward as hell..
DUDE. IT'S JUST COFFEE.
WORST THING THAT HAPPENS IS THAT YOU ORDER REGULAR BY ACCIDENT.
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Who izzzzz the qtst fem ITT
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>>5512378
I'm gay. Want a blow job?
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>>5512354
=_=
We'll see

>tfw between cub and musclecub
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>>5512378
no one this is masc4masc only no twinks
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>>5512372
I choked up when there was a cute guy at McDonalds... forgot what I was gonna order.
But yeah, Ill give it a try.
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>>5512380
are you a qt fem
>>5512384
WRONG ANSWER
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Best toy to stretch your bum for bottoming if you're inexperienced? A wide buttplug? A regular dildo?
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>>5512403
>wide buttplug when you're new to taking things up your butt
that's stupid start with a regular dildo
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>>5512409
Okay thanks. I just thought buttplug would be good for that since they seem made to stretch
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>>5512378
Rugby.
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>>5512314
Naw. You just give them your number and they walk walk away. If they're interested you'll get a text in a couple hours.

Easy peasy, no stress.


>>5512294
>>5512310
>>5512354
We'll at least you're using proper puntuation.
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>>5512395
FUCK I THOUGHT THIS WAS THAT RISK THREAD. TRYING TO MESS WITH STRAIGHT PEOPLE.
Btw I am a hairy fit guy.
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>>5512425
>We'll at least you're using proper puntuation
>puntuation
0/10. Nice try, though. You will never be me.
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>>5512438
Still haven't posted bussy.
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>>5512372
>>5512425
What do I do if he is not interested, or maybe he even hates gays? Its like a local store in a small part of the town, I will see him again.
Im getting fucking anxiety just thinking about it.
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>>5512468
>Im getting fucking anxiety just thinking about it.
...Consider Therapy to address your anxiety. That sounds really tough.
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>>5512468
That's the great thing about giving out your number. If they're not interested, they just lose it.

No awkward anything. It just never gets brought up again.
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>>5512483
I have been to a therapist when I was like 16 (about 4 years ago) and it helped a bit. I still have anxiety, though, just not as much.

>>5512485
I just dont know how to bring it up...
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>>5512513
Maybe it's time for an "F5" on therapy.
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>>5512521
Therapy is expensive. Really expensive.
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>>5512485
Did you just post in the cbt on fit? Mirin them traps very mesmerizing.

I was going to post in it but decided against it.
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>>5512521
POST PICS NEW TRIP
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why cant i talk to guys
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>>5512564
Shut up. This isn't my "trip"
I am using this for a Risk Boardgame thread on r9k, and I'm too lazy to take it off.
My nation is the Anita Sarkeesian Nation. Have most of the midwest.
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>>5512513
Don't bring anything up. Just hand them a piece of paper as they walk away.

>>5512543
Nope. I did in a thread earlier today.

Pretty gross and dyel, desu.
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>>5512583
Uhm, ok.. I guess I can try that

Well, either that or the coffee. Ill see what happens.
Hopefully he has taken notice of my gayness.
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>>5512608
he is straight, dont be fucking retarded
they always are

you will die alone and bitter like the rest of us
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>>5512616
Probably yeah...
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>>5512668
:/
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>>5512543
Post it here bb.

Also pic related, no traps mode.

>>5512668
Don't know till you try m8.
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>>5512698
pls b in london
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>>5512698
>blue door

your room looks so fucking tacky
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>>5512698
That's not bussy. Told you to post bussy, bb.
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>>5512705
I wish I'd be banging surrey anon right now.
>>5512708
Yeah. I'm too lazy to paint though.
>>5512711
What's wrong with my betl?
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>>5512698
p h i l l y
h
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l
l
y
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>>5512763
are you in tenth grade
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>>5512733
its really bad hun

if you fuck me in the ass/piss on me, i will paint your room and give you some fashion tips
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What do I do when I feel I have wasted my adolescence?
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That fucking asshole stopped responding to me. Im straight but I wanted that boipuccy.
What the fuck?

Now I have a bunch of losers messaging me. Im lonely again.
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>>5512789
that's not mean, it's endearing in a juvenile sort of way. it's just not fashionable
i'm the same way, game recognize game
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>>5512801
newsflash: you are not straight
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>>5512798
move on and make sure you don't waste your adulthood, which will probably happen if you keep ruminating on this?
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>>5512807
newsflash: suck my cock
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>>5512742
Sorry m8.
Post pics and I'll thing about a road trip though.

>>5512778
That bad huh?
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>>5512824
very very bad ;-;

when can i come over?
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This is what I see when I see masculine femboi relationships tbqh.

Pedophilia at its maximum.
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>>5512817
I kind of feel like that's already happening. Nothing seems interesting anymore, and I have a really hard time connecting to people. Besides, lots of studying.
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>>5512822
newsflash: gladly
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>>5512842
wtf

thats retarded

if being attracted to femininity = pedophilia, most straight men are pedos
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>>5512846
lol i wasn't paying attention, i meant to reply to ann asking what was wrong with his belt

also you're a dick to me so i pulled a j.lo and said enough
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>>5512852
u cute bb
post pics
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>>5512858
You're attracted to bois that act feminine and ALL of them look like little boys or try to. Why not go for a real woman? O wait because you're a PEDOPHILE or a FAILED MALE. End of story. Masculine femboi chasers are degenerate.
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>>5512861
I'm not so cute. And I live in Brazil
:(
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>>5512874
venha aqui em casa
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>>5512858
FEMBOYS EMULATE EARLY STAGE ADOLESCENT MALES PHYSICALLY
LOOK UP THE PHYSICAL CHARACTERISTICS OF FEMININITY
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>>5512876
Pay me a ticket.
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>>5512833
Right now works bb.
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>>5512874
Are you trans?
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>>5512881
maybe we live in the same city and no ticket will be needed
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>>5512876
Also, post pics too.
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>>5512889
let's not make this about physical appearance, por favor
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I know theres a few mtf lurking.
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>>5512887
>shitriah diarrhey
dropped
night
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>>5512888
So you are Brazilian?

>>5512886
No, I'm a fag
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>>5512842
what's the guy's status. idc what the others are talking about.
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>>5512911
>So you are Brazilian?
yes, I am.
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>>5512917
Well, I live near SP. But I'm quite young.
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>>5512925
>quite young

does that mean you're underage? you shouldn't be on here, then
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>>5512914
the guy's a makeup artist at mac and the kid's mom brought him in to get his makeup done b/c the kid idolizes jeffree star and drag queens lol
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>>5512933
>jefree star
that's a name i haven't heard in a while. glad i never had a scene phase.
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>>5512932
I've just finished high school, but I'm not underage since july.
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>>5512950
if you're 18 you're not 'quite' young tbqh
would still not date you though
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>>5512933
aw. i wanted them to be in a relationship.
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>>5512937
i won't let you tear me down any longer
i deserve to be loved by someone who can be honest about it

>>5512942
ikr, the most shocking thing to me when i read that was that was little kid knew who jeffree star was
even worse that he cared who jeffree star was
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>>5512957
I get it. This is probably going to be a very lonesome part my life anyway :/
Still, the worst part is all the regrets.
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>>5512976
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>>5512980
I'm kind of confused. What are you talking about?
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>>5512976
Its fascinating how some people could have nits on their whole bodies.
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>>5512989
>that sad utmmy
lmao
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>>5512987
I'm starting prep school (cursinho) now, and I'm moving to the capital to do so. There won't be any friends around and shit. Not that there were many here in my hometown. And I feel like a part of my life has been wasted, since I didn't study as much as I could have nor had any meaningful social interactions.
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>>5513002
when I graduated from high school, I felt the same way. I also had to move to another city near my hometown to go to a shitty cursinho and it was one of the worst years of my life.
then I got into university and not much improved, apart from the fact that I matured a bit.

good luck, cause cursinhos are uma merda. what do you intend to study in uni, btw?
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>>5513026
Medicine. Had I chosen anything else, I would be studying for the 2nd phase of the exams right now, as I literally had marks good enough to go into anything BUT medicine. I've already done half a year of cursinho with the school last year, but it really sucked cock. Wish I had the guts to off myself, really.
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>Woke up because the room is freezing and I forgot to turn on the oven before bed.
>It's -22 degrees celsius outside.
Now I have that cold to the bones feeling that usually lasts all day
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>>5512991
head lice, body lice and pubic lice are each separate organisms from each other that have evolved to their specific environments
sooooo in fact they couldnt have nits on their whole body
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgNzLPciEi0

I don't want to be gay anymore.
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>>5513030
>Wish I had the guts to off myself, really

hey, with that mindset, you'll never get into med school. passing the vestibular requires a lot of focus, patience, discipline and strategy. i've heard of very few people who get into medicine straight from high school, so you're hardly alone. my sister is actually going on her second year of cursinho.

which unis are you aiming for? i hope you're not only applying to the most competitive ones (usp, unicamp, unesp, etc.). there are plenty of decent med schools all over the country.
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>>5512959
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>>5513079
I applied to those you mentioned, but also to Santa Casa, Albert Einstein and Unicid. Probably going to apply to a few more too. I have no discipline and feel terrified of moving out, but the real issues I have are emotional/related to health.
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i've been wearing the same sweater since like sunday
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>>5513111
been there, done that
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>>5513092
did you take the ENEM?
the results will be released later today, won't they?
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>>5513123
I did, and yes they will. But I probably didn't pass in unifesp through it. So I really dont care. The ironic part is that medicine isn't even in my top 5 preferred courses, just doing it for the bucks and the prospects of expatriation.
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>>5513138
why not go for something like civil/chemical engineering, then? they're a lot easier to get into, plus the average income of an engineer in brazil is not bad AT ALL and you'd have many opportunities to work abroad.
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>read a bunch of comics on /wcg/
>lonely and sad now
I just want a bf
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>>5513162
I absolutely hate maths.

>>5513175
I don't even want a bf anymore, I just want not to feel any kind of attraction for anyone.
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>>5513148
>posting someone that looks like my straight crush
It's not like I needed to start the day on a happy note
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I got the courage to post a pic. I'm not underage.
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>>5513242
This is my junkie look.
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>>5513242
You look 16

>>5513248
Never mind you look 12
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>>5513252
Yeah I'm kind of like this guy.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1032473/

25 years old and plays like a 14 year old on Game of Thrones. My voice is actually boomingly deep, but I do look very young
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>>5513268
how old are you
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>>5513242
qt, being young and manly sucks
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>>5513248
>>5513242
You'll have no trouble getting men.
Post more pics~
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>>5513277
freshly 18
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>>5513280
Are you saying he looks manly?
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>>5513280
Maybe if you're trying to date women. Men of all ages seem to be plenty happy with the idea
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>>5513148
>tfw no stronk bf
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tfw vagina envy


ill never be able to please a real man
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>>5513294
You can finally transition
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>>5513490
>envying a fucking axewound
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>>5513512
that 98% of the men in the world worship
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>>5513551

>WANTING to be a pleb
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>>5513551
Im straight as fuck and gay as a meme. You can please me by shutting the fuck up BITCH.
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>>5513503
Sometimes I wish I was a girl, but I think I'm gonna stay like this. I just want a boyfriend you feel.
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>>5513551
I know but it's like seeing someone cutting themselves horribly and being all oh man can't wait to stick my dick in that.

Also I thought we were at least 5-10%, though I'm sure it's impossible to get an accurate measure
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really quite fancy a blowy rn t b h
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>>5513561
i would never have to deal with degenerate fags like you

>>5513568
sorry straight master

>>5513572
5% counting the biscum i guess
but the biscum also like vaginas
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>>5513579

Being degenerate is the greatest feeling on earth
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>>5513579
You sound like a bitch that needs to be put in her place. That place is with a rag in her mouth and a cock inside of them tied up while I do whatever I want.
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>>5513568
Seethe a bit hunty
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>>5513604

Rock bottom would be posting grotesque androgynous skinnyfat mutants all day every day
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>>5513616
Im kind of drunk and I feel like beating up some pussy.
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>>5513594
disgusting

the best thing in the world is to belong to a hard-working, family-oriented, naturally masculine straight Man who provides for you and the children.

>>5513600
that's a bit too much, don't you think?
but anything for you, i guess, straight master
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>>5513617
I am dog
I tell myself, I am dog, I have no name
I am hungry
I am hungry and I want to eat
I want to eat the hand that feeds me
The hand that feeds me
And I know these things
I know the stupid should struggle
The stupid should struggle
And, and with us they will
And, and for us, for us they will
And, and they will be gored to death
Gored to death on the horns of plenty
And, and smear me with blood
I am dog
Smear me with blood, blood
Until the, till the sun rises red
Till the sunrise is known all the time
You have to burn
You have to burn in order to shine
In order, in order to shine
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>>5513636
Ill chill out.
No cuddling though. You can cuddle me but im not going to return the favor.

>>5513642
Sshhhh nobody cares...
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>>5513636

No, the best thing is rubbing your bf's fuzzy tummy

>>5513642

>he wants me to get a pup soon

aww <3
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>>5513617
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZI6AHqFi0u4
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZyxGOc4MP0

literally everyone on gaygen
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>>5513668
What the fuck?
Fucking nigger needs to get lynched.
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>>5513680

I'll give him a nice big bone
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>>5513700

It's you being torn apart by my pup

Bc kiwis are basically australians desu
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>>5513679
>Something about the white genetic skin has the fart smell to it
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>>5513668
>it's 1 CY
>still using literally
Your basically a basic bitch
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>>5513710
I am no such thing.
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>>5513690
I kind of get how that's cute.
I kind of get creeped out by leather.
Can we go there without the masks?
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>>5513761
>hating kiwi master race
I come back after hiatus to see a filthy Australian hating on the far superior race.
Get out you literal piece of trash.
>>5513710
senpai I thought you were one of the good ones.
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>>5512108
Anyone here into nightlife/clubbing? Curious as to what everyone thinks of gay clubs/parties.
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>>5513761
>>5513769

gnihihi

>>5513767

Yes

All you gotta do is be a good boy and get a tail plug
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>>5513769
>hating kiwi master race
I bet you're from Auckland you dumb fuck, I'm saying I'm not Australian.
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>>5513779
I'm scared to go. I don't want to hook up with anyone with STD's, also it just doesn't feel like a good place to start a relationship you know? And that's what I'm looking for right now, not a casual hookup. Yeah safe sex and all that but I make stupid decisions when I'm drunk
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>>5513781
Ehhhhh.... That might feel good getting tugged on.

What about i just lounge around, make you fetch shit for me, and then have very growly sex?
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>>5513791
I just started last year (finally turned 21). And I feel as if all of the attractive, in shape gay men only come out for those type of parties. It's admittedly making it kinda hard to go back to my normal schedule of watching tv/xbox on the weekends, when I could be dancing with 10/10 guys for hours on end.

But if you do go anon, bring a friend on your first time, even good looking guys can be creeps.
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hooray, it is now my birthday!

i dont feel any different.
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>>5513782
>>5513787
Oh fuck.
I fucked up.
I'm going to kill myself brb.
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>>5513802

Only if you call me a good boy when I bury my bone in your back yard desu
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>>5513814
>i dont feel any different.
did you finally turn 18?
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>>5513814
“We’re going to a party. It, it’s a birthday party. It’s your birthday party, happy birthday, darling. We love you very, very, very, very, very, very, very much.” And then um, he starts humming this little tune, and, and uh it kinda goes like this, it's kinda: 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4

We must talk in every telephone
Get eaten off the web
We must rip out all the epilogues in the books that we have read
And in the face of every criminal
Strapped firmly to a chair
We must stare, we must stare, we must stare

We must take all of the medicines too expensive now to sell
Set fire to the preacher who is promising us hell
And in the ear of every anarchist that sleeps but doesn’t dream
We must sing, we must sing, we must sing
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>>5513830
Getting dom'd by a little twink russel terrier?
Sounds fetching, if i'm being pawnest
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>>5513819
Very Good
>>5513844
Yay I recognized that one!
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>>5513852

Um I'm 6'2"
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>>5513868
Oh, sorry.

*Oversized twink
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>>/hm/1290743
>>/hm/1290745
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>>5513872

I'm a satyr

check your privs

respect my pronouns

>>5513874

you need three meme arrows
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>>5513874

>>>/hm/1290745
>>>/hm/1290743
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>2 more months until boot camp where I die for my country
>excited to never be an internet autist anymore
>drinking listening to my waifu speak
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>>5513890
>waifu
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>>5513890
You won't die tulpa, you'll just get your legs blown off be sent back in a wheelchair and become a blade runner
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>>5513880
Being 6'2" and looking like your "trips of gg" pic, i'll call you whatthefuckever you want

Gnite now
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>>5513902
Tulpa?
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>>5513903

>looking like your "trips of gg" pic

KEK
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>>5513916
Based on the size of that kek i'll still be calling you king sized twinky
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>>5513929
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>>5513929

Just as long as you post boypuss
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>>5513885
Manbearpigs are gross.
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>>5513944
What will your bf think if he finds out you're asking for bp pics
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>>5513953

Nothing because I don't have a boyfriend
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>>5513955
Such denial.

Senpai has a bf
Senpai has a bf

I bet you're going to meet him today and have a Friday date even
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>>5513960
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>>5513966
Aww does Senpai have a qt bf :3
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>>5513969

no

All I did was eat a dude's butt a couple times
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>>5513966
Don't lick me senpai, I'm a firm believer in monogamy and you're in a committed relationship.
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This worlds fucked up. I can't wait until the day I die. One day it will all be over. I can't adapt its over.
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>>5513979
Murder+suicide pact?
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>>5513986
No.
What a waste. You only have one life might as well make the best of it. Why kill others because of YOUR problems? why kill yourself when there's so many opportunities out there to make yourself better?

Just really hate this world im born in but I can't give up and I never will.
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those dog fags need to burst into flames.

image is my emotion as it's happening
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>>5514001
I can't say I relate to your statement. I've attempted suicide once before and felt like an idiot for fucking it up. The reality is, some of us are able to cope with these feelings and others are not equipped to live. Suicide for some is not a choice, but a fixation, a fantasy that must be fulfilled.
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>>5514007
>>5514010

woof woof
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>>5514009
Seek professional help.

>>5514007
It's pretty degenerate tbf. Each to their own though.
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>>5514010

There's not many things that ignite me with absolute disgust (lie) but that's one of them.

The next biggest one would be that fucking trash "Hey There Delilah" song. fuuuuck. I hate that song so much. pussy ass bitch cunt lead singer
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>>5514009
>Suicide for some is not a choice, but a fixation, a fantasy that must be fulfilled.
gl wit dat
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>>5514021

>Hey there doglilah
>woof's it like in new york city

>arooooo, it's what you do to me
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>>5514009
Suicide is a solution.
It never gets better.
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>>5514009
iktf
Ive never really committed suicide because I know that I would succeed since I never fail at things tbqh But I do enjoy cutting violently and burning myself. I hate reality and everyday I slip further and further from reality. I am going to be fine. I always prided myself on being against human pleasures and I enjoy slipping into darkness. I cant wait until I fully become schizophrenic. That's my goal.

This world is garbage. Life is shit.
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>>5514028

So triggered right now
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>>5512108
obviously not a kang if he can't get fucking image Image Stabilization working..
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I hate niggers
I hate jews
I hate you
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>>5514028
>tfw senpais new twink jailbait bf will call him a good boy
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farting the day after anal.


#justgayboythings
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Well it's official, I'm a gay
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>>5514205
I'm sorry for your loss
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baka desu senpai cuck
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>>5514211

What the hell does that mean?
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>>5514205
Welcome to the club here's your complimentary enema.
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HAHAHAHA


I LOVE SHITTY POSTINH XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDFFFFFFFF


NIGGER
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>>5514219
I need to buy an enema. But i have a little safe box with all my sex shit in it and I don't think it would fit
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>>5514226

Be myself!? Be myself??

Yeah I guess so sure I can try but I don't know what's on the other side of this.

Catch me in your wings please your wings of love
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>>5514233
Mama gaga is here to catch us all hunty.

She is the gay kweeeeeen and we are all her children!!

Paws up little monsters xxxx
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>>5514243
>Bully-kun being nice

Have I stepped into the twilight zone?
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Long story short but:

Met a boy and he's lied and played to me heaps. I'm really confused about who he is and why he's done what he's done. He's lied to me constantly since we've known each other but at one point he did want to hang out heaps and I thought we were friends and stuff.

I can out him as the liar he is. He's hurt me heaps (think he outed me to a mate I told him would take great delight in outing me). Should I do it?

>it's a real complicated situation
>and he's not talked to me since he's found out I know just how much he's lied to me
>I'm really hurt and really confused
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>tfw birthday
>mum and dad gave me a mug saying "keep calm and code on"
>im an electrical engineer, i dont code
>dropped ally notes everwhere when i rushed into class, everyone was staring at me
>i was going to get this guy a cookie but the cookie shop was closed
>i feel sick and my stomach hurts
>my friend asked if i was doing anything on the weekend and i could only say "work"

why cant i die?
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>>5514298
That pic is so tragic
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>>5514270
I feel like your playing mind games with me. You're like that school bully that grabs kids arms and makes them hit themselves while asking them why they're doing it.
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>>5514291
Need more info
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Who is the baby dick kiwi anon some of you have mentioned before?
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>>5514205
>time flies when youre a faggot.
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>>5514328
yep, before you know it your looks have faded and you become completely unlovable and alienated in the gay community and you are forced to become the creepy old guy on grindr who is so desperate that he will message the same person five times in a row without getting a single response
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>>5514331
until you kill yourself of course
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>>5514015
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>>5514291
>relationship with a liar
run, run far away.
him not contacting you is a gift. just let it fade away. do not reengage.
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>>5514323
Such as?

>>5514339
So I shouldn't expose him? We're talking a massive little liar. People have said:

"Be the bigger person and walk away".

What? So I just let him get away with it? I'm fucking crushed as fuck, aye. He's lied constantly and I just don't get it.
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>>5514325
That's me senpai XD
I personally love Australia and hate americans.
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>>5514342
but you made is sound like he is in a position to hurt you as well. If someone has no moral problems lying then what happens when that person feels attacked or backed into a corner by you?

idk... Senpai will tell you revenge is a good thing and all that crap, but I personally don't think that. I mean, I can be a cold hearted son of a bitch but I don't think it's helpful to seek out revenge. I just cut them totally from my life and move on. I try to keep the crazies out of my life so that they don't cause me problems down the line. I wouldn't ever show him how much he hurt you, ever... but then I would never ever feel any sympathy for him later if shit hit the fan for him. I would just let him be dead to me.

/blog
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>>5514356
Thought they might be meaning me.

I was thinking "I'm sure I don't have a baby dick and I've not really posted it here anyway, just a pic with me hand covering it".

(for which I got a warning).
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>>5514367
that's why you upload nudes to imgur then post the link
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>>5514358
>I would just let him be dead to me.
I have tried to move on but I'm crushed.

He played me, knowingly, the entire time. I felt this weird feeling around him that I've not ever felt with anyone else. He also used to text me heaps, invite me around all the time, etc. He said "I made it clear you were just a mate" but he didn't, fucking little liar. He was the one that started all this shit talking nice to me.

I'm just hurt...and I'm hurt that I still care for the cunt.
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>>5514367
If this is who I think it is don't you have a decent size cock?

>worrying about getting banned
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>>5514371
oh, so the lying was just a relationship status misunderstanding thing. I thought it was stuff like him telling you he was employed when he was jobless or that he knew ppl that he didn't really know, stuff like that.

So basically he friend-zoned you hard. You lashing out isn't going to hurt him like it will hurt you, imo. You care too much and he doesn't care at all, it seems. Anything you do isn't going to hurt him as much as it will end up hurting you. I'm sorry... and I'm truly sorry you're hurting.
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>>5514390
No, oh no. It's constant lies, anon.

I mentioned I wasn't into the scene, was after a bro, terribly shy, etc. He said he was after the same thing. Mentioned he had a bit of a slut phase but it was over. Cool.

Yeah, nah, turns out it isn't over, he gets with everyone. I mentioned a few people I knew (for various reasons) and he knows them. Knows them...

Told me he went round for a cuddle to one of their places. I was shocked and mentioned it, how my mate was fucking beautifu and the guy he cuddled wasn't. He didn't take that the way I thought he would. I knew they did more than cuddle but didn't push it. Brought it up recently and he said "I never cuddled that pyscho cunt". He's done that constantly. I'll mention something he's said previously and he says "I never said that". Not just sexual things but everything.

Fuck, it's too much to type out but this boy has just lied to me heaps and I don't know why. I'm pissed as fuck. He's dropped hints he entire time I've known him though...
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>>5514388
Who do you think this is?
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>>5514403
I would legit just cut him out of my life. No interaction what so ever.
If he texts you, don't reply. If you see him in a social conversation just be really blunt and disinterested with him and spend your time with other people there.

You not acknowledging him will annoy the shit out of him
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>>5514415
>You not acknowledging him will annoy the shit out of him
I think me exposing him for the liar he is will annoy him more.

As in exposing him to all his friends/family. He told me a few times his mum tried to hook him up with a guy she works with. This guy used to message me on a dating site (he stopped once I told my 'mate' he messaged me) and his profile says he's married.

My mates mum, whom he constantly said didn't like him being gay, tried to hook him up with a married middle aged guy? Yeah, right...
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>>5514408
Idk does it really matter though? I've been banned over fifty times on this ip alone. Who gives a shit? The mods of lgbt are a such a joke.

Unless everyone mass reports you Nobody gives a shit.

Sometimes people mass report you when you post blatant pornography because they are bitches but other than that as long as you stay discreet most don't report.

The mods only on here are more than likely homophobic that only post attention when it gets more than five reports rather than someone that actually gives a shit about the board.


I've been spamming vp just because I saw an Amazing thread on qa which people made threads about me on about how bad vp is.!
I used to show my dick on vp randomly because wifi is a fun general of wifiidiots.
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>>5514403
dude...
ok so he's a liar and cheater. jeez I'm sorry but what this guy said: >>5514415. But from your reaction in >>5514424, I guess you aren't going to route, lol. So, if you're going the revenge route just remember it's best served cold, not when you are emotionally raw like you are right now.


Also holy shit, I would go get myself tested just in case. Hopefully you can walk away from this without finding out he gave you an STI.
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>>5514424
Tbqh, you came here for advice. Advice was given, but it seems you already know what you're going to do
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>>5514434
Oh, lol, I couldn't give a toss about being banned I wanted to see if you knew who I am.
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>>5514440
Im Autistic ignore me.
I spend my life ruining others tbqh.
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>>5514436
>Also holy shit, I would go get myself tested just in case. Hopefully you can walk away from this without finding out he gave you an STI.
Yeah...I'm worried as fuck about that, actually..

>>5514437
Oh I appreciate the advice, I really do. I'm trying to hold myself back from causing shit. I'm hurt as fuck and really confused and on one hand I want to ruin him but on the other hand...

He's the first person I've ever liked, we did hang out there heaps for a while. I ended up caring about him a lot but I don't know what's true or not now. He was the one that started off saying really nice things to me, I saved a lot of them because I was so taken a back.

The thing that gets me is the first day we met we talked about how much we hate fags and he sat there and lied about how much of a fag he is/how into the gay scene he is. I don't know why he lied to me, the shy awkward loser whose terribly terribly self-conscious.

:-(
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>>5514446
Bottomed yesterday.
Video related http://youtu.be/dt_HcHtGG3Y
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>>5514356
>hate americans.
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>>5513242
>>5513294
FUUUUCK YOU don't post pics in this thread unless you're ugly, wait your room looks brazilian.
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>>5514458
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>>5514446
You've ruined my life tbf. After seeing your visage no one else cuts it anymore. Nothing compares to straight men.
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>>5514466
Do you know who I am or something?

>>5514458
That "man" is disgusting
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>>5514474
https://www.youtube.com/watch?=SaV-6qerkql
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>>5514298
>mfw this remind me my dad constantly says that I don't have awareness of the things around me/am basically inept to do house chores such as serving myself food.
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>>5514463
what's going on in this photo?
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>>5514548
>photo
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>>5514558
*series of photos that when put together create the illusion of movement
sry, senpai
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>tfw engaged
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>>5512925
>I live near SP
Nebraska? That's where he lives now. If so you live near me as well. If you mean Montreal, SP never lived in Montreal, like ever.

Also, wooptyfuckingdo and what not
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>>5514559
Sports physio/medicine.

Rapidly cooling a site of injury to stop immediate swelling and blood pooling while numbing the area to stop pain.

>>5514474
Christeene is a goddess. Take that back you little cunt head
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>>5514533
That's because you're selfish and only care about your needs instead of the others around you. You gotta give as much or less than you take mang.
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>>5513551
Define worship? Appreciating music and/ or acting of a certain woman isn't worshiping it's just being a fan. Worship requires a deep obsession and dedication. Like "crazy shrine" type of dedication.
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>>5514639
neat
thanks
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>>5514604
fuck off circe you piece of shit
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>>5513885
can somebody explain what is this? is it natural or surgically enhanced?
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>>5514548
It looks like his coxis/tailbone was broken or fractured. So the guy is putting liquid nitrogen on the surrounding area to subside swelling. Judging by the type of pain he is showing it looks broken.
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>>5514699
Saline Injections
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>>5514696
don't be mean to circe. s/he's a qt3.14.
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should i suck this guys dick?
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>>5514709
this guy?
http://news.bme.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Image47.jpg

sure what ever floats your boat
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>>5514706
orly? he must've been already been really hung for it to come out that decently.
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>>5514635
Sometimes you are a little paranoid jupp, in Brazil speak SP means Sao Paulo.
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>>5514716
he also does penis pumping
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>>5514714
>bme.com
lmao... I knew who that it was going to be jack whatshisface even before following the link
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>>5514721
in this chat SP means SilentProtagonist, just saiyan

The average person here isn't Brazilian so no one would know what you mean by SP other than him.
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>>5514725
I thought it meant skinny puppy, the best Canadian band ever.
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>>5514732
meh, not my taste
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsLikh8VqCo
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>>5514725
So you're saying that the average person here has the reading comprehension of a drunk person.
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>>5514739
That's far too recent, I don't even like that album.
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>>5514743
You are on 4chan mate
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>>5514748
he's gotta point
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>>5514748
so whats the backstory to you even knowing who the fuck Petr Novák was?
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>>5514746
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Up_Dp-3z7Qc
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>>5514663
It's my job, but I've never used that type of cooling aid before. I wanna. It looks fun.
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>>5514784
seems oddly specific
what all does your job entail?
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>>5514762

If you really want to know my brother lived in Prague, Czech Republic for 2 years and most of what know about the Czech language and culture is through my brother. He once showed me Povídej once and it's very catchy, even though I have no idea what he is saying other than "Povídej" means chat with me. My brother said it's a song about a guy who loves a girl but the girl doesn't love him, but in fact loves another man so the song is the narrative of the rejected guy talking to the girl he loves saying "just talk with me, chat with me and I will explain what you mean to me" That's essentially what my brother told me the song is about.

Also. my last name is of Czech ethnicity.

He also showed me Jožin z bažin which my brother also told me is a story about Joseph/ Joey from Prague a troll or creature that eats Russians.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3tG1X5ewAg
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>>5514784
I can see why you'd want to

I can only imagine not only spraying that cooling stuff on guys' butts, but getting paid to do it too
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>>5514794
I just wanted to add Czechs are some fucking weird ass people, but I love how weird they are, probably why I'm so weird myself. It's the Czech Weird Genetics.
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>>5514696
I'm not circe I'm a guy with a fiance
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>>5514803
Let me give you some words of advice. No one cares that you're engaged. No one cares what so ever. So just shut up.
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>>5514786
Physiotherapy?

Way more to it than just sports physio.
I'm not actually a sports physio, but it's all in the same field.

I am however considering a change of field and stepping into the sports side, but it's really competitive.
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>>5514802
>So quirky
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>>5514821
Little Otik was more entertaining than I thought it would be.

I mean who wouldn't love a czech folklore tale about a cannibalistic log baby carved from a stump of a barren couple who can't produce children. Only to be stuck with a log baby that eats everyone and everything.
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>>5514827
Also, Krumpus was really great movie. I recommend everyone to go see it.

SP and I really enjoyed it.

>mfw I didn't even need to read subtitles when the German grandmother spoke German.
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>>5514834
correction Krampus
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>>5514827
>Jan Svankmajer
jej

I've seen some other stuff of his, namely Conspirators of Pleasure and some shorts that are probably still on YouTube

great shit
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>>5514865
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