Bow down to your king princes & princesses.
>be 10 year old cousin's birthday
>at least 15 kids there
>We all walk single file through the locker room and showers to get to the pool room, that's just how the designed the building
>over 6 foot black man taking shower
>turns around, faces us while we walk through
>ear to ear smile
>his cock looks easily 7 inches flaccid, looks half way down his leg
>his deep, african american laugh bellows through the steamy corridors
>work at a grocery store
>there is this really handsome guy that comes in now and again
>tall, built like a linebacker but still a pretty boyish look
>he is always really nice
>really starting to get a crush on him
>I cant keep my cool when he is around, Im always smiling like a retard and blushing up
What do I do? I really want to get in contact with him in some way but I cant just ask him for a date or for his phone number.
Any advice guys?
>meet a really great guy via Grindr for once
>super nice, tons of similar interests and really cute
>first date goes amazing
>middle of 2nd date he breaks it off, saying he could never reciprocate the love and devotion I can show. Too broken and cynical from previous bullshit relationships
What's the fucking point of trying?
>tfw between cub and musclecub
>wide buttplug when you're new to taking things up your butt
that's stupid start with a regular dildo
Shut up. This isn't my "trip"
I am using this for a Risk Boardgame thread on r9k, and I'm too lazy to take it off.
My nation is the Anita Sarkeesian Nation. Have most of the midwest.
pls b in london
That fucking asshole stopped responding to me. Im straight but I wanted that boipuccy.
What the fuck?
Now I have a bunch of losers messaging me. Im lonely again.
This is what I see when I see masculine femboi relationships tbqh.
Pedophilia at its maximum.
You're attracted to bois that act feminine and ALL of them look like little boys or try to. Why not go for a real woman? O wait because you're a PEDOPHILE or a FAILED MALE. End of story. Masculine femboi chasers are degenerate.
that's a name i haven't heard in a while. glad i never had a scene phase.
i won't let you tear me down any longer
i deserve to be loved by someone who can be honest about it
ikr, the most shocking thing to me when i read that was that was little kid knew who jeffree star was
even worse that he cared who jeffree star was
I'm starting prep school (cursinho) now, and I'm moving to the capital to do so. There won't be any friends around and shit. Not that there were many here in my hometown. And I feel like a part of my life has been wasted, since I didn't study as much as I could have nor had any meaningful social interactions.
when I graduated from high school, I felt the same way. I also had to move to another city near my hometown to go to a shitty cursinho and it was one of the worst years of my life.
then I got into university and not much improved, apart from the fact that I matured a bit.
good luck, cause cursinhos are uma merda. what do you intend to study in uni, btw?
Medicine. Had I chosen anything else, I would be studying for the 2nd phase of the exams right now, as I literally had marks good enough to go into anything BUT medicine. I've already done half a year of cursinho with the school last year, but it really sucked cock. Wish I had the guts to off myself, really.
>Wish I had the guts to off myself, really
hey, with that mindset, you'll never get into med school. passing the vestibular requires a lot of focus, patience, discipline and strategy. i've heard of very few people who get into medicine straight from high school, so you're hardly alone. my sister is actually going on her second year of cursinho.
which unis are you aiming for? i hope you're not only applying to the most competitive ones (usp, unicamp, unesp, etc.). there are plenty of decent med schools all over the country.
I applied to those you mentioned, but also to Santa Casa, Albert Einstein and Unicid. Probably going to apply to a few more too. I have no discipline and feel terrified of moving out, but the real issues I have are emotional/related to health.
I did, and yes they will. But I probably didn't pass in unifesp through it. So I really dont care. The ironic part is that medicine isn't even in my top 5 preferred courses, just doing it for the bucks and the prospects of expatriation.
why not go for something like civil/chemical engineering, then? they're a lot easier to get into, plus the average income of an engineer in brazil is not bad AT ALL and you'd have many opportunities to work abroad.
Yeah I'm kind of like this guy.
25 years old and plays like a 14 year old on Game of Thrones. My voice is actually boomingly deep, but I do look very young
that 98% of the men in the world worship
I know but it's like seeing someone cutting themselves horribly and being all oh man can't wait to stick my dick in that.
Also I thought we were at least 5-10%, though I'm sure it's impossible to get an accurate measure
Being degenerate is the greatest feeling on earth
Rock bottom would be posting grotesque androgynous skinnyfat mutants all day every day
I am dog
I tell myself, I am dog, I have no name
I am hungry
I am hungry and I want to eat
I want to eat the hand that feeds me
The hand that feeds me
And I know these things
I know the stupid should struggle
The stupid should struggle
And, and with us they will
And, and for us, for us they will
And, and they will be gored to death
Gored to death on the horns of plenty
And, and smear me with blood
I am dog
Smear me with blood, blood
Until the, till the sun rises red
Till the sunrise is known all the time
You have to burn
You have to burn in order to shine
In order, in order to shine
No, the best thing is rubbing your bf's fuzzy tummy
>he wants me to get a pup soon
What the fuck?
Fucking nigger needs to get lynched.
I'm scared to go. I don't want to hook up with anyone with STD's, also it just doesn't feel like a good place to start a relationship you know? And that's what I'm looking for right now, not a casual hookup. Yeah safe sex and all that but I make stupid decisions when I'm drunk
I just started last year (finally turned 21). And I feel as if all of the attractive, in shape gay men only come out for those type of parties. It's admittedly making it kinda hard to go back to my normal schedule of watching tv/xbox on the weekends, when I could be dancing with 10/10 guys for hours on end.
But if you do go anon, bring a friend on your first time, even good looking guys can be creeps.
hooray, it is now my birthday!
i dont feel any different.
I fucked up.
I'm going to kill myself brb.
“We’re going to a party. It, it’s a birthday party. It’s your birthday party, happy birthday, darling. We love you very, very, very, very, very, very, very much.” And then um, he starts humming this little tune, and, and uh it kinda goes like this, it's kinda: 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4
We must talk in every telephone
Get eaten off the web
We must rip out all the epilogues in the books that we have read
And in the face of every criminal
Strapped firmly to a chair
We must stare, we must stare, we must stare
We must take all of the medicines too expensive now to sell
Set fire to the preacher who is promising us hell
And in the ear of every anarchist that sleeps but doesn’t dream
We must sing, we must sing, we must sing
All I did was eat a dude's butt a couple times
What a waste. You only have one life might as well make the best of it. Why kill others because of YOUR problems? why kill yourself when there's so many opportunities out there to make yourself better?
Just really hate this world im born in but I can't give up and I never will.
those dog fags need to burst into flames.
image is my emotion as it's happening
I can't say I relate to your statement. I've attempted suicide once before and felt like an idiot for fucking it up. The reality is, some of us are able to cope with these feelings and others are not equipped to live. Suicide for some is not a choice, but a fixation, a fantasy that must be fulfilled.
There's not many things that ignite me with absolute disgust (lie) but that's one of them.
The next biggest one would be that fucking trash "Hey There Delilah" song. fuuuuck. I hate that song so much. pussy ass bitch cunt lead singer
>Hey there doglilah
>woof's it like in new york city
>arooooo, it's what you do to me
Ive never really committed suicide because I know that I would succeed since I never fail at things tbqh But I do enjoy cutting violently and burning myself. I hate reality and everyday I slip further and further from reality. I am going to be fine. I always prided myself on being against human pleasures and I enjoy slipping into darkness. I cant wait until I fully become schizophrenic. That's my goal.
This world is garbage. Life is shit.
Mama gaga is here to catch us all hunty.
She is the gay kweeeeeen and we are all her children!!
Paws up little monsters xxxx
Long story short but:
Met a boy and he's lied and played to me heaps. I'm really confused about who he is and why he's done what he's done. He's lied to me constantly since we've known each other but at one point he did want to hang out heaps and I thought we were friends and stuff.
I can out him as the liar he is. He's hurt me heaps (think he outed me to a mate I told him would take great delight in outing me). Should I do it?
>it's a real complicated situation
>and he's not talked to me since he's found out I know just how much he's lied to me
>I'm really hurt and really confused
>mum and dad gave me a mug saying "keep calm and code on"
>im an electrical engineer, i dont code
>dropped ally notes everwhere when i rushed into class, everyone was staring at me
>i was going to get this guy a cookie but the cookie shop was closed
>i feel sick and my stomach hurts
>my friend asked if i was doing anything on the weekend and i could only say "work"
why cant i die?
yep, before you know it your looks have faded and you become completely unlovable and alienated in the gay community and you are forced to become the creepy old guy on grindr who is so desperate that he will message the same person five times in a row without getting a single response
That's me senpai XD
I personally love Australia and hate americans.
but you made is sound like he is in a position to hurt you as well. If someone has no moral problems lying then what happens when that person feels attacked or backed into a corner by you?
idk... Senpai will tell you revenge is a good thing and all that crap, but I personally don't think that. I mean, I can be a cold hearted son of a bitch but I don't think it's helpful to seek out revenge. I just cut them totally from my life and move on. I try to keep the crazies out of my life so that they don't cause me problems down the line. I wouldn't ever show him how much he hurt you, ever... but then I would never ever feel any sympathy for him later if shit hit the fan for him. I would just let him be dead to me.
Thought they might be meaning me.
I was thinking "I'm sure I don't have a baby dick and I've not really posted it here anyway, just a pic with me hand covering it".
(for which I got a warning).
>I would just let him be dead to me.
I have tried to move on but I'm crushed.
He played me, knowingly, the entire time. I felt this weird feeling around him that I've not ever felt with anyone else. He also used to text me heaps, invite me around all the time, etc. He said "I made it clear you were just a mate" but he didn't, fucking little liar. He was the one that started all this shit talking nice to me.
I'm just hurt...and I'm hurt that I still care for the cunt.
oh, so the lying was just a relationship status misunderstanding thing. I thought it was stuff like him telling you he was employed when he was jobless or that he knew ppl that he didn't really know, stuff like that.
So basically he friend-zoned you hard. You lashing out isn't going to hurt him like it will hurt you, imo. You care too much and he doesn't care at all, it seems. Anything you do isn't going to hurt him as much as it will end up hurting you. I'm sorry... and I'm truly sorry you're hurting.
No, oh no. It's constant lies, anon.
I mentioned I wasn't into the scene, was after a bro, terribly shy, etc. He said he was after the same thing. Mentioned he had a bit of a slut phase but it was over. Cool.
Yeah, nah, turns out it isn't over, he gets with everyone. I mentioned a few people I knew (for various reasons) and he knows them. Knows them...
Told me he went round for a cuddle to one of their places. I was shocked and mentioned it, how my mate was fucking beautifu and the guy he cuddled wasn't. He didn't take that the way I thought he would. I knew they did more than cuddle but didn't push it. Brought it up recently and he said "I never cuddled that pyscho cunt". He's done that constantly. I'll mention something he's said previously and he says "I never said that". Not just sexual things but everything.
Fuck, it's too much to type out but this boy has just lied to me heaps and I don't know why. I'm pissed as fuck. He's dropped hints he entire time I've known him though...
I would legit just cut him out of my life. No interaction what so ever.
If he texts you, don't reply. If you see him in a social conversation just be really blunt and disinterested with him and spend your time with other people there.
You not acknowledging him will annoy the shit out of him
>You not acknowledging him will annoy the shit out of him
I think me exposing him for the liar he is will annoy him more.
As in exposing him to all his friends/family. He told me a few times his mum tried to hook him up with a guy she works with. This guy used to message me on a dating site (he stopped once I told my 'mate' he messaged me) and his profile says he's married.
My mates mum, whom he constantly said didn't like him being gay, tried to hook him up with a married middle aged guy? Yeah, right...
Idk does it really matter though? I've been banned over fifty times on this ip alone. Who gives a shit? The mods of lgbt are a such a joke.
Unless everyone mass reports you Nobody gives a shit.
Sometimes people mass report you when you post blatant pornography because they are bitches but other than that as long as you stay discreet most don't report.
The mods only on here are more than likely homophobic that only post attention when it gets more than five reports rather than someone that actually gives a shit about the board.
I've been spamming vp just because I saw an Amazing thread on qa which people made threads about me on about how bad vp is.!
I used to show my dick on vp randomly because wifi is a fun general of wifiidiots.
ok so he's a liar and cheater. jeez I'm sorry but what this guy said: >>5514415. But from your reaction in >>5514424, I guess you aren't going to route, lol. So, if you're going the revenge route just remember it's best served cold, not when you are emotionally raw like you are right now.
Also holy shit, I would go get myself tested just in case. Hopefully you can walk away from this without finding out he gave you an STI.
>Also holy shit, I would go get myself tested just in case. Hopefully you can walk away from this without finding out he gave you an STI.
Yeah...I'm worried as fuck about that, actually..
Oh I appreciate the advice, I really do. I'm trying to hold myself back from causing shit. I'm hurt as fuck and really confused and on one hand I want to ruin him but on the other hand...
He's the first person I've ever liked, we did hang out there heaps for a while. I ended up caring about him a lot but I don't know what's true or not now. He was the one that started off saying really nice things to me, I saved a lot of them because I was so taken a back.
The thing that gets me is the first day we met we talked about how much we hate fags and he sat there and lied about how much of a fag he is/how into the gay scene he is. I don't know why he lied to me, the shy awkward loser whose terribly terribly self-conscious.
>mfw this remind me my dad constantly says that I don't have awareness of the things around me/am basically inept to do house chores such as serving myself food.
>I live near SP
Nebraska? That's where he lives now. If so you live near me as well. If you mean Montreal, SP never lived in Montreal, like ever.
Also, wooptyfuckingdo and what not
That's because you're selfish and only care about your needs instead of the others around you. You gotta give as much or less than you take mang.
Define worship? Appreciating music and/ or acting of a certain woman isn't worshiping it's just being a fan. Worship requires a deep obsession and dedication. Like "crazy shrine" type of dedication.
It looks like his coxis/tailbone was broken or fractured. So the guy is putting liquid nitrogen on the surrounding area to subside swelling. Judging by the type of pain he is showing it looks broken.
in this chat SP means SilentProtagonist, just saiyan
The average person here isn't Brazilian so no one would know what you mean by SP other than him.
meh, not my taste
So you're saying that the average person here has the reading comprehension of a drunk person.
If you really want to know my brother lived in Prague, Czech Republic for 2 years and most of what know about the Czech language and culture is through my brother. He once showed me Povídej once and it's very catchy, even though I have no idea what he is saying other than "Povídej" means chat with me. My brother said it's a song about a guy who loves a girl but the girl doesn't love him, but in fact loves another man so the song is the narrative of the rejected guy talking to the girl he loves saying "just talk with me, chat with me and I will explain what you mean to me" That's essentially what my brother told me the song is about.
Also. my last name is of Czech ethnicity.
He also showed me Jožin z bažin which my brother also told me is a story about Joseph/ Joey from Prague a troll or creature that eats Russians.
I just wanted to add Czechs are some fucking weird ass people, but I love how weird they are, probably why I'm so weird myself. It's the Czech Weird Genetics.
Way more to it than just sports physio.
I'm not actually a sports physio, but it's all in the same field.
I am however considering a change of field and stepping into the sports side, but it's really competitive.
Little Otik was more entertaining than I thought it would be.
I mean who wouldn't love a czech folklore tale about a cannibalistic log baby carved from a stump of a barren couple who can't produce children. Only to be stuck with a log baby that eats everyone and everything.
Also, Krumpus was really great movie. I recommend everyone to go see it.
SP and I really enjoyed it.
>mfw I didn't even need to read subtitles when the German grandmother spoke German.
I've seen some other stuff of his, namely Conspirators of Pleasure and some shorts that are probably still on YouTube