To all people here who like to take it up the butt (should be plenty here):
How does it work with hygiene? I mean cleaning the colon beforehand. Im only used to some dildos my gf and I use together, but if youre in an actual gay relationship... do you like, have to clean it ALL the time beforehand, so theres no chance for any shit to occur?
In that case, you can basically never have quickies... ._.
Have been wondering since a long time :D
Me and my partner gave up on anal sex. We tried in the beginning, but I don't think we even managed to do it properly or at all.
Other than that, I think it's tedious. But at least I don't have to deal with women!
I think that depends on what you consider a quicky. my gf always got off before me with a quicky, sometimes being the only one to get off saying "she'd repay me later" which rarely happened. still had quickies regularly because it's still fun, just not as fun when you don't get to cum.
Go in the bathroom. Stick fingers up your butt. To the knuckle. If they come out clean you're good to go. Poop isn't stored in the rectum. Sometimes things might get slightly messy, but you're having buttsex, it's understood that shit happens (heh)
Here is what I do.
First, I try not to eat for three or so hours before. I guess eating stimulated your bowels, whatever.
I drink a cup a full cup of coffee fairly quickly (this works for me because I don't really drink coffee every day). It makes me poop about 15 to 30 minutes after.
Once that's done, I take a brand new enema and use it all up. I hold it for as long as I can, then I let it go.
Then I'll fill up the bottle with room temperature / lukewarm water, squeeze entire bottle into ass, hold it and fill another up, squeeze that up there too. Release shortly after.
I'll pretty much rinse this way until the water is clear (usually 2 full times).
Once that's done I'll take a cucumber, lube it up, and get it in there (I prefer cucumbers to dildos). after some pumping, you'll be able to tell if you got it all (also, this stretches you beforehand).
Last thing I do is take that little cap that comes on the enema, cut the very tip off, lube it, and stick it in my ass. This drains all the excess water that is just sitting in there without having to strain for it.
Also squatty potty.
Also take tweezers and remove that little rubber valve in the spout of the enema.
Too much work? Definitely.
I'm 27, single, and only do this a handful of times in a year. Don't sleep around too much, but when the time and the guy is right, I like to be ready for some serious fucking.
If things get a little regular with someone, I get lazy and only give it a couple of rinses, that or else he knows the risk he's taking when I can't for whatever reason. Honestly there are some times when he's gone in with a condom and a lot of lube with no preparation at all and it all turned out fine.
It's a crapshoot.
I use that eye dropper or whatever. Slightly warm water and shoot it up my ass a few times. Release. Rinse > repeat about 3 times. Take a shower, stick a finger up there to see if everything is pretty good to go and then get to fucking.
How did you do it. Whichever one is the bottom, you should spend some time finding your spot. You were probably over-complicating things. I don't get how you think you did it wrong. Did it feel good? Yes? Then you did it right. Did it hurt? Yes? Then you did it wrong. Try again.
hasnt been an issue so far.
>try to eat lightly 8hrs before anal sex. soup, easy on the protein.
>could always stick a finger in there, if u dont feel anything should be good to go really....
Give yourself an enema A WHILE BEFORE SEX. This gives your colon long enough to fully expel all of the water and waste.
I remember my bf and I decided to have impromptu buttsex one day...we both went home and cleaned out, and then commenced buttsex a few minutes later, and we both gave each other shit-dick. If you don't wait long enough for the colon to expel the water, you might retain some of it, and it might come out during sex.
Most of it comes down to the bottom's diet. If they ingest a lot of fiber that takes about 90% of it. The rest is whether they eat lots of greasy/fatty food of not.
Seriously, diet takes care of most of it.
It takes me about 20-30 minutes to douche. 10-15 If I'm rushing and didn't eat much that day. It isn't that much of a hassle because I don't bottom often, and anal tends to be worth it anyways.
It's not that difficult really. You shit, two hours later you go to the shower and do what >>5513772 says and that's it you're ready to take that dick.
I always do this and I bottom like 3-4 times a week, I'm not even crazy for fiber I just eat normal. And so far my bf never complained about shit on his dick.
Douche anon, douche.
Fuuuuuck you slut, you are bottom atleast 8 - 9 times a DAY, buuuurnt
>How did you do it. Whichever one is the bottom, you should spend some time finding your spot. You were probably over-complicating things. I don't get how you think you did it wrong. Did it feel good? Yes? Then you did it right. Did it hurt? Yes? Then you did it wrong. Try again.
We are both versatile if you need that label. Dare I say we simplified things instead by not doing it? We don't really need it.
I already said I was not the person you first responded to. You don't know what I do or don't do right. Prostate stimulation does nothing for me, not everyone will get something from it as many will have you believe.
I'm the most relaxed son of a bitch there is. But I don't feel anything from so called prostate stimulation. Not when I get check ups, not the hundreds of times I tried fingering myself or used toys and not the dozens of times I got fucked. It's not for everyone.
You sure seem relaxed. Totes. If you're gunna act like prostate stimulation is some MAAGGICAAALL ficticious thing with the whole "so-called" blather, again, that tells me you were doing it all wrong.
Yes or no, do you have a prostate? If yes, then you can be milked if done properly. If no, then sorry bruddah, no milking for you :(
It's fine if you wanna think it's not for you but the fact of the matter is yuhz wuz doin it wrong.
Why the hell would I get prostate check ups if I don't have a prostate?
No, not everyone can have their prostates milked, because not everyone has the same sized prostate or sensitivity. Your world view is like that of a women's magazine
How to give your man the best orgasm ever.
Good for you for having that in your life, but everyone is not like you. I feel nothing when my prostate is touched. Yes, I have found it. Yes it's healthy, I don't have prostatitis. There's just no sensation from that in my life.
Actually, I was like that for a few years until one day, I had my first prostate orgasm while my boyfriend was kinda raping me. I was in shock and couldn't talk right for 15 minutes. It seems to have unlocked something in my body because my prostate is way more sensitive since this day, when I couldn't feel a thing before.
wow, harsh, man...