Gay poop thread. Share your stories of how you handled using

>>5504423
This is fucking disgusting and degenerate.

>>5504423
That's adorable

>>5504423
my sides

Putting stuff in my butt just feels like taking a poop. I guess it feels good but homestly I was dissapointed.

>>5504423
why do gays love poop

>>5506711
This

Fucking degenerate faggots.

>>5507400
There's no love. Just a never-ending burden one has to deal with. Might as well laugh about it.

Oh boy green text tiem

>I'm a bottom
>as always I preped myself before, enemas and all that shit
>two hours later bf and I ready to fuck like animals
>lights are off, we barely see eachothers faces
>he says he wants to rim me
>never tried it before fuck yeah
>he starts doing it, holy shit this is fucking great
>2.5 seconds later he stops completely, jumps out of the bed but doesn't turn on the lights
>ask him what happened
>"N-nothing anon uhmm l-let's just cuddle o-ok?"
>my face turns white, terrified I said: "oh god don't tell me.."
>run to the bathroom just to see that I had water shit all over my ass cheeks
>"he ate my shit, he fucking ate my shit, fuck fuck fuck"
>go to the bedroom, he's still there, lights still off
>we don't say anything and after a minute I go to my home ashamed
>next day we break up

Fuck enemas senpai never again. Rimming is still great though.

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>>5513777
>run to the bathroom just to see that I had water shit all over my ass cheeks
>>"he ate my shit, he fucking ate my shit, fuck fuck fuck"

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>>5504423
Wait so this much prep and your stank ass still is fucking filthy? Clean yourself you gross bastard. If you aren't clean then suck some dick, fucking hell noobie..

I really don't understand all this prep shit (no pun intended). I have met most of my sex partners after work on my way home. SO I shower in the morning and, if I know I'll be meeting someone after work, I'll just finger myself with soap and water. And very rarely (like 1% of the time) is there an issue. And when there is I just say it's getting messy and we stop and clean up before proceeding.

>>5514625
Don't put soap in your rectum, dumbass

>>5514723

I use ph-balanced face cleanser. No burning, no other issues.

Do you not know what a blue board is? No porn, mang

>>5504423
>>5513777

And this is why you douche. Enemas are overkill and you'll 100% fuck it up the first time.

>>5514731
It's not about burns or pH, uncultured swine. Soap's very chemical goal is too grasp on oily material, allowing you to effectively wash it with water.
By putting soap in your ass, you're washing away a lot of organic slime that's incredibly important for your intestinal health, and you're also drying up the skin of your insides and anus, increasing immensely the risk of getting a tear. With time, you'll have serious problems like constipation or intestinal inelasticity, that could even lead to a prolapse.
Shit is the only thing that you're supposed to clean out, and it goes with water, you don't need soap. If you have odor issues, it means you still have shit in your rectum or around your anus and only need to clean it out with water.

>>5514854

They could also have a terrible diet and have soft, fragmented or watery shit - if they do then even soap can't fix the smell.

After douching a hole really should be good to fuck for at least 6 hours.

>>5507400

What else are they supposed to do? It's either ass fucking or no fucking, and sadly shit literally happens sometimes.

>>5514909
I know lots of gay couples who very rarely do anal. You can have decent sex without sticking your dick in a bp or vice versa.

>>5515074
Guy I was with for 5 years before he died and I did anal maybe a dozen times a year and only when I could tell he really wanted it. It's a fucking chore, he hated to bottom and I hate bottoming, but I loved him and you do shit for people when its important to them.

Anal sucks imo. It's a fun in fantasy, but not in reality, IMO.

>>5515137
>I had anal once a month with a reluctant 100% top for 5 years
>I can tell you, anal is a chore and totally not fun

>>5513777
ew ew ew ew e we w ew e we w w w

good trips at least

>>5515074
i love that bp is now in the vernacular unironically

>>5515137

did he die of aids/hiv?

>>5515215
Not exactly true. Anal is just inconsistent. It can either be painful and unrewarding, or if done properly can lead to massive pleasure and world-shaking fully body orgasms.

The prostate has something to do with it naturally, but I think a big part of it is that for some the anus is more or less of an erogenous zone.