/lesgen/ Actress crushes edition

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Thinking about going back to school tomorrow makes me kinda sick
But I started watching Lost Girl and it's pretty cool so far so it cancels out

>>5503985
>thinking about going back to school tomorrow makes me kinda sick

Who gets back to school in the middle of the week?

>>5502993
>>5502986
This just calls for Jessica Jones and chill, Anon.

>>5503996
I don't know where you're from, but here everyone has a day off on 3 Kings' Day or Tres Reyes Magos or what's it called

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>>5503985
>lost girl
>pretty cool
I bet you are currently writing a book too, huh?

>>5504035
Damn right it does.

>>5504099
I'm not, but I bet you're gay
I have a shit taste and I accept that, okay?

>>5504122
Wow, sassy. I like that.
But what makes you think im gay?! Its my flannel, isnt it?

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>>5503853
Not exactly an actress, more of a TV personality, but... I totally have a huge crush on Kayleen McCabe from DIY Network. She's a really cute and fun person on the show and also very attractive to me. Also her toolskills hrrnngg... I grew up doing more building stuff with my dad than cooking with my mom. It's so sad Rescue Renovation doesn't get better timeslots... it's on like once every four weeks at 4:30 AM, but they still make new episodes.

I also had a big crush on Alanna Masterson and her character on The Walking Dead, but then she got IRL pregnant/ baby. 3straight5me.

>>5504149
Oh please don't, you're making me blush.
And I think it's that massive strap-on you always drag around, but I'm not sure.

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>>5503853

>>5504172
Well, normally i just use it to punch guya that offend me, buut sounds like i need to use it to put you back in your place, faggot

>>5504191
Always thought I'd be the one wearing it in a relationship, but I guess I can make an exception

for you

honey

>>5504211
Oh, dont worry, well get there. After i destroyed you
And its mistress for you. Is that clear?

>>5504227
Yes mistress

honey

>>5504247
How sorry do you want to be?

>>5504252
How much will you let me?

>>5504257
Wanna try that question again?

>>5504099
That girl's acting bothers me. I feel this overarching sjw premise in that show too.

>>5504265
You're cute when you lose control, honey

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Will I ever get such a high profile gf?
too bad she's not that good as an actress though

>>5504267
But shes fucking hot to look at, acting all "i dont give a shit but secretly i give to many shits"
And i agree her acting was better in app23

>>5504279
Didn't she convert that one writer on the show? kek

>>5504211
>>5504227
>>5504247
>>5504252
>>5504257
>>5504265
>>5504277
I always like to imagine that this are 2 fat guys infront of their computers both thinking they are talking to actual lesbians. Never fails to make me chuckl

>>5504304
Why would someone do that? Just go on the internet and lie about their identity? Silly.

>>5504296
True. Theres a cool this just out episode where she talks about it. Bonus: katherine moennig cooking beerchicken

2 niggers walk into to a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, the bartender says "we dont serve you're kind here so get out before i turn you into nigger pies"

>>5504317
[canned laughter]

>>5504317
Who hurt you?

>>5504307
Yeah, think about it. Just who would do that...

>>5504035
>>5504109
>lesgen curse has been broken once again

Damn, why is it always the Germanons doing it?

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>actress crush
OH HEAVENS LOOK AT THE TIME

>>5504387
Taking over the power is kind of what they do

>>5504444
Was wondering when you'd show anonymorse

>>5504444
Nice doubldubs

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>>5504462
I would never miss an opportunity to endlessly post my waifu.

>>5504468
Quads confirm Morse is best waifu.

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i have a plethora of crushes.

>tfw have dream about ex
>she is wrapped in a knitted blanket on a couch
>i wedged myself behind her and spoon her
>everything is warm and i feel content with the world
>feeling smoothness of her skin, the slight roughness of wool, and the safety of being sandwiched between the couch and her body
>woken up by the blare of my phone
i just want to dream forever

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Here is my glorious actressfu.

>>5504508
Lets dream toghether. Not getting over my ex is my speciality. Im way to good at it

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>>5503853
Hngg

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>>5504609
I approve of your taste, anon.

>>5504627
Cheers, anon

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>tfw no qt redhead gf

>>5503853
She's so hot, God.

>>5504659
Redheads are master race indeed.

>>5504659
I always feel conflicted when I see things like this because I'm a natural redhead, but I dye my hair. It's like yaay people... would be attracted... to my hair... if it weren't... dyed... ok.

>>5504659
Evan Rachel Wood is still so attractive to me, her psycho vibes draw me in.

>>5504691
Tell society that

That girl playing Jessica Jones, I'd fuck her for days.

>>5504722
Her face is weird.

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My waifu debuted in her first Japanese drama last night.

I'll try to ignore the fact that some cuck is romancing her in the series.

>>5504722
Me too, Anon, me too.

>>5504741
Used to think the same then the more I watched that series the more I got attracted to her.

>>5504744
Is that Dakota after losing weight and doing more surgery?

>>5504744
>howaito piggu waifu
Shamefur dispray.

>>5504722
Reminds me so much of shane

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<3 Her being a power lesbian in JJ has fulfilled my childhood crush on her when she was in the matrix.

>>5504828
This. I'd be her younger slutty secretary anytime of the day.

>>5504828
Id rather see jessica and trish happen

>>5504799
No, this is Taylor R.
She's fucking perfect, sweet, and seems down to earth even though she has people praising her left and right.

>>5504815
I don't appreciate assholes like you shit talking my princess.

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Reminder that you're waifu a shit.

>>5504926
>your

Learn to write properly cunt, it's not that hard.

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say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens

>>5504941
bruh you just newfagged so hard i got proxy embarrassment

>>5504941
Spot the newfriend: the post.

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>>5504799
Also Dakota Rose is looking hot as ever.
From what I've heard her personality is complete shit but she's hot so I'd still fuck her.

>>5504982
That's a nice FAMAS.

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>be little girl
>always get excited to see Xena
>wish to go on adventures with her
>mfw never realized how gay I was back them

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>>5505033
I hope I am the only one who was perfectly heterosexual as a child until puberty kicked in and fucked up my brain.

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>>5505033
Ditto, Anon.

Right now, I'm watching a lot of A&E Agatha Christie stuff. Death on the Nile should just be called Hot Babes: The Murder Mystery

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>>5503853
>How's the new year treating you?
It's been funny watching the new folks in the gym with their resolutions already starting to disappear.

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>>5503853
Sherry Stringfield <3

>>5505033
I remember I was always hoping for Xena and Gabrielle to happen. That was a couple years before I even started thinking about my own sexual orientation.

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I've only seen two of her movies so far but omg she's exactly my type. Zoe Kazan btw.

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Carol gave me a new crush.
And a stronger crush on Cate Blanchett.

>>5505347
>all these brunettes
Like, I see their beauty, but I must really have some subconscious blonde fixation. I don't find blondes beautiful, but damn, they're soo much more atttractive than brunettes.

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>>5505386

Im the exact opposite. Blonde is pretty, but dark hair is so much better.
Still, here you go.

>>5505434
Yes, dark hair is best hair

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>>5505386
I agree, blondes just do something to me. Specially if they have really light eyes and pale skin.
Still, I'd had no issues dating a brunette or a redhead.

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>tfw everyone in my class talked about how my crush and me are their OTP today

Th-This means there is hope, right?

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>>5505510
>people shipping real people together
>people shipping their classmates together
This is going too far, the shipping line is crossed after 2.5D.

>>5504963
>>5504968
Spot the samefag

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>>5505641
>two people said the same thing
>they must be the same person

>>5505033
Choo choo, all aboard xenatrain
>>5505271
This. The intensity when they looked in each others eyes, so damn close to kiss. My little 5yo soul wanted nothing more back then
>>5505605
Back then we shipped teachers and classmates before any of us even knew what shipping was. Fun way to pass the time.
I still do it

>>5505033
Are you me?

>be little girl
>ship Xena and Gab so fucking hard
>dad makes jokes about how they're probably in lesbians

Those fucking bath scenes though, it felt like I was getting away with something. Kids don't really appreciate life before the internet.

Actually now that I think of it I wonder if the producers were doing that on purpose? Like making a fantasy show for the little gay kids that they could watch in front of their parents without setting off any red flags.

>>5505678
>it felt like I was getting away with something.

One hundred percent that.

>>5505652
Bitch pls. As if actually more than 3 people were in this thread

>>5505678
>scenes
>plural
I only remember one!
Fuggin rewatch time

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>>5505705
And we're all straight men, lesbians don't real, blah blah may-may whatever.

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>>5505347
>Cate Blanchett

HNNNGGGG YES. I also kind of like Tilda Swinton? Could have everything to do with the fact that babby me had a major thing for the White Witch when I read the book.

>>5505434
I tend to prefer brunettes, but the few blondes I like, I REALLY like.

A redhead is fine, too.

>pic related
>two of my first movie wives

>>5505724
See. You get it now was that so hard

>>5505746
Sandra Bullock in Practical Magic was how I realized I was gay when I was 12.

>>5505746
Not her, but fuck yes Cate Blanchett and Tilda Swinton. Those two go hand in hand for me I think.

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>>5505746
>Tilda Swinton
HELL
YES.

I kinda had a weird thing for the White Witch, too. I had an audiobook with a woman reading it, and yeah.


Fucking, Galadriel.
In place of a dark lord I would VERY much have a queen.

>>5505804
Ayyyy girl yes.

>>5505075
I was too... Then when I realized what sex was, I thought I was asexual cause I was never attracted to any guys. It is later as I fell deeper in the yuri universe that I realize that mayyyybe it is hinting to something about me.


>realizes that bois I forced myself to think I fancied were the ones my bff at the time fancied and I had a crush on her but denial lvl95
>realizes that I feel like wtf omg ew is this kissing whenever I kissed my one bf that i dated cz what the hell, friends told me he is the perfect guy (handsome smart rich lovely) and they all liked him and he was in love with me
>Girl has crush on me
>let her kiss me after I reject her cause pffft I am straight
>wait.... this is not bad
>butterflies
>wait no.
>denial for a few more years with no dating
>ex happens and it was great while it lasted

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>>5505821
You memetext like a fucking retard, but yeah, I sort of know that feel. I never felt particularly attracted to any boys, but was pressured by classmates to like someone because if you didn't then it was weird. I thought I was hetero, or more like, never thought I could be a homosexual until I turned 12 and couldn't get my eyes off a slutty senpai in middle school, then one year later I discovered yuri and sort of understood I liked girls.

If I were to tell my 10 year old self that she will grow up to like girls she would not believe me. I literally don't know what the fuck happened with me during puberty.

>>5505795
Me too, sis. Me too.

>>5505815
>>5505804
I'm glad I'm not the only one who has a thing for tall, older blonde ladies who look Nordic as fuck.

Really the only reason I even watched Constantine was because Tilda Swinton was in it.

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>>5504999
>tfw i will never take a girl like this to go shooting together and then back home for kinky sex

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>>5506067
>lets go, anon

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>ywn be taken prisoner by an enemy qt eventually develop a forbidden relationship and run away together to join the rebellion

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>>5506104
you're my kind of girl

Guys, I'm too autistic. If a girl texts me with a shit-ton of ":D" emojis, is this at all a sign that she wants the V, or is that just how people communicate via text these days?

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>mild dirty texting with gf
> tells me she's literally dripping
> mfw

Yet I don't see her till Sunday...

>>5506183
To be honst, I like using :D and :) (not the yellow converted emojis, just the text) I wouldn't use anything else unless I'm joking around (like 20 bees in a row)

Maybe she wants the V, but she's adding smilies to show that she's not super creep-cereal about it and wouldn't stalk you if you turned her down.

Or maybe she's doesn't want the V but is still adding smilies subconsciously to show she's not super cereal and addicted to your attention.

Either way you should get the V unless she's uggo.

>>5506208
'bate it and then tease her back

>>5506183
Who cares, just go punch her in the face for using smileys.

>>5506227
Oh don't worry we are way beyond mild dirty talk now

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>Actresses

I might be showing my age a little but I used to be (and still am) really into Meryl Streep. Ever since the first time I saw Out of Africa and Bridges of Madison County. She was really good in The Hours too.

Speaking of The Hours, also pretty into Julianne Moore.

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Who is /legen/ voting for this upcoming election?

>http://www.isidewith.com/

>>5503853
fucking nigger

>>5506695
I'm voting for Burnt Sandals like the generic gay liberal I am

>>5506703
Sorry sweetheart
White as white can be, doesn't mean I don't like latina

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>>5504982

>>5506695
I'm Canadian and the person I voted for already lost by a huge margin.

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>>5506716
>voting for a socialist

>>5504982
She is pure American white trash, a nasty bitch and a liar, and used to have this weird obsession over lesbians. ("I-I'm not a lesbian d-don't say that I-I'm not", "fucking lesbians, those fucking lesbos, ugh I'm not a lesbian!")

>>5506735
What a day that was.

>>5506695
Canada here, got 94% with Sanders.

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>>5506735
She's perfect now but I find her just as cute or even cuter when she's a little chubbier.

>>5506874
Part of me loves the fact that she's a total bitch, it makes me want to punish her.
I also saw some homophobic video she and her sister made basically all about how much she hated lesbians. Kind of gave me hope that she's in the closet and in denial. But who knows?

>tfw i will never marry her and get to bury my face in those beautiful tits

>>5506695
>2016
>people still voting for these meme candidates
Just let the world burn tbqh family

>>5506227
She's p. hot. She's not reeeaaally my type? Like I'm not properly crushing on her or anything. But I do, without fail, genuinely enjoy talking to her.

Context is usually me saying I'll be at something or that I like something she recommended and I get a string of ":D"s in return. Which I like. I'm a lonely-ass shut-in autist, y'know, it's nice somebody genuinely appreciates my existence, in whatever capacity it may be.

I have no idea if she's even gay, she's never indicated sexual orientation one way or another. She knows I'm gay, though. I figure maybe this is like... a straight-girl friend bonding thing? Or it could be not that. She tends to touch my arm and be in my personal space a lot, but straight women also DO that sometimes so...

Are there any dommes or dominant people in lesgen? ;_;

I'm a virgin and I worry that I'll never find anyone that wants to take control of me. I can only get pleasure when I know the other person would be, by taking advantage of me or using me to get off.

I've heard it's hard to find this and the stereotype that we're all subs.

>>5507272
I'm a dominant.

I don't really do hardcore BDSM anymore, but I still take charge in the bedroom.

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>>5507272
I'm dominant.
Plus, I'm tall and I get a kick out of dominating shorter girls in bed.

>>5507329
How tall are you?

>>5507357
6'4
>inb4 tranny
I'm just really tall.

>>5507357
5'9. It's not that tall, but it's taller than most girls around me.

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>>5507362
>>5507368
>>5507329
Bestill my loins.

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>>5507362
Midget detected. What are you, like 5'0?

>>5507368
>tfw 5'9" and like the idea of a height difference in a relationship

>>5507368
pls

>>5507387
My ex-gf was 5'3. She was fucking adorable. I love petite girls.

>>5507391
pls what?

>>5504304
LMFAO!!!
Perfect....

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>>5507272
Yes, me. I completely get off on fucking my girlfriend hard, spanking her, biting her, scratching her, pulling her hair, making her come over and over again, tying her up, etc.
It's really hard for me to stop fucking her once I get going, even if she begs me to stop because she can't take it anymore.

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>>5507447
>mfw straight males come in here thinking they can fool lesbians about lesbian sex

>>5507447
>tfw this even post got me hot and bothered because sub, lonely and inexperienced

>>5507456
Ok basement virgin number 402.

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>>5507469
402 huh? Where are the other 401?

>>5507458
Before meeting my current gf I was desperate to find a submissive girl, my ex was a very vanilla Christian girl who called me a pervert for saying that I liked the idea of spanking.

>>5507484
When you say "fucking" like in your last post, what does that usually entail? Is your main thing using a strap on, or something else?

>>5504741
Second.

>>5507530
I don't have a "main" thing, I use both fingers and strap on, depending on what I feel like doing.

>>5505097
How far along is the show?

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>>5504267
>sjw
Get over yourself.

>>5507537
Hmm, that's interesting. But how do you, you know, get off when you do those things? I always wonder what actually makes dominant lesbians actually get to orgasm and all that. Sorry for all the questions, other dommes can answer this too if they feel like it...

>>5507567
Well I don't actually orgasm from doing that, I still need some physical stimulation to achieve that, I just get insanely turned on and dripping wet like nothing else. So when I'm done with my gf she usually eats me out and/or fingers me so I can come a few times.

>>5505973
>Really the only reason I even watched Constantine was because Tilda Swinton was in it.

She's the only reason I liked it!

>>5507560
>gulping down that pc bullshit
Kill yourself faglord

>>5508304
What PC bullshit? There isn't any PC bullshit, the whole thing is pretty raw.

I hate SJWs as much as the next 4channer, there's really no SJW anything there, unless you count "female main character" as an SJW thing, in which case you really don't belong in this gen.

>>5507403
>tfw I'm 5'3 but I this is a little below average where I live

I used to be the tallest in my class in elementary, also in middle school. Then I just stopped growing. I have the same height as in the 7th grade.

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>mfw date on Friday and just got my period

>>5508432
You'll smell like pussy. What a win!

>>5508318
4chan doesn't even remember what that shit means.

>>5508318
If you were aware of all the things feminists write about wanting to see in media - then you'd know this show is trying to bend to every whim. You got Trish and Jessica playing sisters before misters. In their dialogue, they go on about caring about each other as bffs and how no man is gonna come in there and get between their friendship. Which is what you hear feminists go on and on about wanting to see friends - not lovers, just two female friends who won't throw one another under the bus for a male romance. So you know Trish and Jessica will never get together, they're there to serve the friendship > romance thing. Then you have the dudes they sleep with. A black guy. Because POC need more representation. So it's interracial too. And I can go on and on but my point is

tl;dr It would be fine if they adhered to a little tumblr pleasing without making it so glaringly obvious with the dialogue choices. But if that one lesbian side character is what gets you to sit through that whole thing go for it. We need more lesbian main characters not side characters off some het show, thrown in for the hell of "diverse casting"

>>5508465
>this show has female characters and black people in it
>therefore it is PC bullshit
What? That doesn't even make sense. Do you know what "PC" means?

>>5508465
Also Luke Cage being black and Cage/Jones is comics canon and has been for a long time so...

>>5508465
>Tfw tl;dr is not much shorter than original text

>>5508465
the desperation
>Then you have the dudes they sleep with. A black guy.
Because a large amount of people on Earth aren't black and may happen to appear as actors on TV shows. Is it so unlikely to you that he might have fit the role or had any legitimate reason behind his casting? Are black people never supposed to be on television because it will be "PC bullshit" if they are cast? Gays like you honestly make me sick.

Watching people getting angry about tv shows getting a more diverse casting is one of the funniest shits ever

Dear lesgen, please give me a reason to not kill myself tonight

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>>5508510
>WWIII.

I heard it is going to be epic.
Stay a little bit long to watch the world burn with the rest of us.

>>5508496
Nobody wants to see more ugly niggers on tv, anon.

>>5508510
Not worth it, we all have our due dates. There's no need to make it come any sooner then it has to. Why not try to make the most of this time we have to get what little pleasure we can from it?

I know that it's hard to see past this moment, I've been there. You just have to have blind faith that things will get better and that it will be worth it to keep going another day.

>>5508523
If WWIII doesn't end up happening in my lifetime I will not be able to die satisfied.
All I want is to see everything fall to ruin.

>>5508523
Th-that is actually not even a bad reason.
Do you think i will get to kill some faggots?

>>5508552
Well thanks. But you should know that i have been at this point several times, only to find it kick in even worse.. and also every single therapy i tried just made it worse. I have selfharm scars all over my body that remind me of what a weak ass idiot i am every single second. Therefore i cant find a girl cause obviously who in their right mind would get it on with a psycho. I am exhausted and i did it to myself

>>5508465
You're not even gay, are you? You're some straight yurifag mad about nothing.

>>5508585
Haha you're reminding me too much of myself. Or at least who I used to be.
I was depressed, self-injuring, in therapy, on anti-depressants that made me a zombie, frequently suicidal, and just a whole bunch of stupid shit.
I 100% believed that I had no control over it, that things would never get better and that it'd be a whole lot less painful to just end it sooner than later.

I got to a point where I couldn't go on anymore and I decided right then and there that the only person who could change my life was myself, and I did.
Left therapy, stopped injuring myself, withdrew from the meds, and finally changed the root of the problem which was my thinking.

Your own mind is more powerful than you know. It took time but I broke the self destructive habits and changed my way of thinking to basically become a new person. I still have my ups and downs on a chemical level but I do not allow myself to become negative or self deprecating.

Scars are embarrassing, especially when you have hundreds of them but I learned to think of them as a symbol to never forget who I used to be and the kind of person I refuse to become again.
I've also learned that people who judge you for your scars were never worth your time anyway.

>>5508510
Don't do it.
I don't know who you are or where you are, but just hang on.
Know that some random asshole on the earth has connected to you online, knows of you and cares if you live or dies.
We'll never meet or speak to each other in real life, but the world will be smaller and much colder if you leave it before you've lived.

No, I'm not just some horny loser hitting on you. I'm a straight cis guy who doesn't really dig the lesbians. I just read what you posted and wanted to help you. Okay?
Feel better?

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>tfw no qt older woman to take your virginity

>>5508666
How old are we talking about?

>>5508670
>25yo

>>5508676
>mfw I turn 29 this year
Fucking hell.

>>5508633
Ha, yeah. I just did tge whole med withdraw and stop thearapy thing last year.
And here you are getting me one step further. Now i obviously need to change my thinking. And habits. Thanks
I dont know how though...

>>5508510
Look... I was where you were many years ago. Had been addicted to heroin, disowned by my family, my sister (only family member who stood by me) had been murdered. I tried to OD and couldn't even do that right.

But I pulled myself together, got educated, got a decent job. It wasn't easy. There are always ups and downs in life and you just have to ride the dips in order to enjoy the highs.

Hang in there. It gets better.

>>5508681
I actually didn't mean to memetext, what I meant is literally >25yo. Pls fugg me.

>>5508681

27 this year myself and terrified of it.
I barely even know how to be an adult yet, I cant be this age.

>>5508730
I'd gladly do, but you're probably on the other side of the earth.

>>5508739
Everyone around me buy a house and make kids, and almost only talk about it. That's depressing.

>>5508496
Not gonna lie, it's pretty hilarious. Reminds me of how the MRA got humiliated by Forbes after saying that because of their manly efforts they managed to make Star Wars flop, despite all the stats and the fact that the movie just beat Avatar. All of my keks.

>>5508739
27 this year for me too, I feel like I stopped growing mentally after I turned 20. I seriously still feel like I'm that age, I look like a kid, still watch anime, play vidya, tell people to kill themselves on 4chan... Help.

>>5508797

God dont even go there, nearly all my school friends are settled down, getting a house, a marriage, a kid, or all three.


>>5508861
I'd ask if you were me, but since you clearly are it's a redundant question.

>>5508797
Iktf. I can barely stand to be around my sister anymore. Literally all she talks about is her kids. It's fucking annoying.

>>5508841
You know, MRA actually have real fucking people in it and real organizations with real concerns.
Using it as a EBUL MENZ thing is basically an empty strawman constructed to demonize an invisible penised enemy.

Truth is, people think rey is a mary sue. Most female geeks think she's a mary sue and don't like her.
And it's not just the A WOMAN! SHE IS MY ENEMY NOW thing either.
The movie is making ends because it's a starwars that isn't bad, disney litterally bought off every single person and theatre and media outlet period, and they managed to defang the obvious mary sue by doing the tried and true "sandwich her between a chad and jamal to make her look more feminine and more competent" to make her more palatable to the audience.
If it was jut rey, it would have 100% shit tanked.

>>5508882
>Most female geeks think she's a mary sue and don't like her.
>most female geeks

Uh huh.

My older sister is 34 and wears those Japanese animal onesies, also watches anime and reads manga. My girlfriend who is even older is still also into the anime/manga/vidya shit. Turning into a mature adult with mature adult interests and shit is a lie, don't believe the hype.

>>5508882
Kek, sure.

>>5508892
Turning into an adult means becoming boring for most people. My collegues who have kids or a fucking house don't go outside anymore after work, hell, they don't do anything. No, I don't care about what your kid eat yesterday or what you changed in your house. Can't we talk about games or movies?

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>>5508638
Cheering someone up surely is appreciated but are you really unable to see that stating your gender and sexuality was completely uncalled for.

Sorry girls for taking the bait and derailing the thread. I promise not to answer any further bait.

>>5508797
I'm 23 and also have some people around me getting married and having kids etc. I don't think I'd care that much if I was straight. Now I'm just terrified I'll never find anyone. Sometimes I believe I have to move to a different country just to up my already low chances.

>>5508861
kill yourself keks

>>5504744
who is she and how did she manage to get into a japanese drama? Does she even speak japanese?

>>5507329
Im 5'2
Fuckin gnome

how in hell do you tell a girl you dont find her attractive without breaking her heart?
she's really cool but im totally not feeling it and cant just say that can i

or can i

>>5508980
Glad to see I'm not the only midget here.

>>5508980
Same here

I just want a qt tall gf

>>5509306
I'm tall-ish myself but I would still like a slightly taller qt.

>tfw average height (5'5)
>not tall enough for girls that want tall gf
>not short enough for girls that want short gf
Just fucking kill me, being average height LITERALLY is manletism for lesbians.

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>>5509499
I am 5'10" which is doesn't seem very tall for the midwest but apparently is "tall". I would date you if you were my age, liked things I like, not insane, and basically white.

>>5509475

The curse

>>5509499
>crying about imaginary issues

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I think in the last thread I stated that I had never been molested, although today I remembered that I have been molested three times by other females, but I don't really count them as molestation since the experiences don't bother me, and I sort of enjoyed when a female security guard weirldy touched me for an inspection when I was 14. Am I an hypocrite? If I was molested by a man I would probably be full tumblr now.

>>5509499
>Not just dating another 5'5"

>>5509499
>not wanting a slightly shorter qt who isn't a midget but instead tall enough to make the fight for dominance more interesting

>>5509838
Other 5'5 don't want to date me and want >5'10 gfs.

>>5509854
I want, this is my fetish.

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>>5508861
27 is about 15 years too old to be telling people to kill themselves. Out of all the things you listed, this is the one that's the biggest sign of immaturity and stagnation. And a 27 year old who hasn't grown over the last seven years (and apparently thinks it's age-appropriate behavior for a 20 year old to tell people to commit suicide?) is really in no position to put others down, especially those younger than you which is the majority of 4chan. Luckily, this is also the easiest behavior to change. I wish I could draw some metaphor or comparison to illustrate what you're doing but "imagine a 27 year old adult telling people to kill themselves over the Internet" is honestly the example I would pick in any other situation. Come on, dude.

>>5509499

As a 5'11, 5'5 is adorable height. Dont be silly anon.

>>5509861
You must be an ugly fuck and that's the excuse they found to nicely reject you, because I'm 5'1" and have yet to be rejected by a girl, no matter how tall or short. All of my exes and my current gf are taller than I am. (Not like it's hard to achieve, kek)

>>5509871
>that self righteous wall of shit
Kill yourself.

>>5509879
That's because you're desirable for girls who like shorties.

>>5509861
I don't think the height is the problem here; I would certainly date someone the same height as me, but of course there are other influencing factors as well.

>>5508666
I almost lost my virginity to a woman ten years older than me but I chicken out at the last minute and never saw her again.
I still regret it.

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>>5510048
You should.
>tfw starting to feel like a virgin due to sex life dry season

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>>5509885
If you think "it's pathetic that an adult has spent a decade telling people to kill themselves on the internet" is self righteous then hoooo buddy. Buddy. Pal. Friend. I genuinely feel sorry for you.

>>5510428
Meh, it's like riding a bike. Or riding a dyke, in this case. You never really forget how to do it.

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I'm rewatching K-ON! and don't remember Mugi being THIS gay.

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>>5510572
Dykeing is instinct. It's just this total dryness making me feel like there has never ever been rain in my life.

>>5510573
>22:22:22
Now this is what I call dubs. Or squints.

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>>5508966
That's Taylor R. She started out and still is modeling for agencies in Japan and Hong Kong.
There is a high demand for foreign models so a lot of girls will move here to Asia if they get signed to an agency for a contract.

I'm sure she got the role through connections she has with her agency. I don't believe she's fluent in Japanese but she has decent basic speaking ability from what I've heard, and in the show she sounds like a native speaker.

>>5510828
The fuck is wrong with her eyes? Wait, her entire face is wrong on this photo. That's frightening.

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>LoL now has japanese voices
Now I can listen to some delicious seiyuu while I play my shitty game

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>>5510972
Circle lenses and some editing probably.
She doesn't need it at all, I think it's just the whole "doll" look she's going for.
These days she's been sticking to a lot more of a natural look.

>>5507357
5'5, growth not finished yet though

>>5511134
Pls be my underage gf.

>>5508666
>Tfw 17 and lusting on 50y/o woman
on a scale from 1 to 4chan how fucked in the head am I?

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>>5507272
Domme here. Just be less annoying than the other subs and they'll find you. If not you'll blend in and be invisible.

>>5510573
I didn't either the first time I watched

>>5511143
How old are you?

>>5511147

Honestly that's pretty normie tier for 4chan

>>5511164
21.

>>5511148
This manga confuses me so much, I don't know if I want to be the cool onee-san molesting a cute loli or the cute loli being molested by the cool onee-san.

I'm >>5511147
>>5511173
So sorry I only do women that could at least be my grandmother

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>>5511179
Mommy issues much?

>>5511187
Ikr
It sounds like it so much but not at all, always got along very well with my mother, she always told me I was her favorite child

>>5511187
Maybe grandmommy issue? I don't know

>>5511194
Why aren't you in tumblr or something?

>>5511203
I'm not really good at redactions

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>>5511214
Become my gf you underage slut or I report.

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>>5511227
I'm not done yet with my daily shitposting

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>>5511254
You whore, I'm gonna forcefully make you mine and show you that proper women in their prime are better than old hags.

>>5511227
>>5511254
>>5511265

When's the manga serialisation?

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>>5511265
I can't do it with a 21 y/o
it's not taboo enough for me!

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>>5511298
>muh taboo
Are you some sort of bislut in denial?

>>5511408
It was for the joke,
However I don't see the correlation between tabooing and bislutting

>>5511418
Bislut that wants to be lesbian because it's forbidden love.

Anyway, let me take your virginity.

>>5508600
I'm not mad. I just hate that show. Netflix is for shills anyway.

>date a girl who is "bisexual"
>she won't have sex with me
>we break up after a month
>she dates a guy

How do you deal with shit like this?

>>5512159
Not that it helps your hurt feelings, but maybe she really is bisexual but scared of having sex with a girl due to internalized homophobia or just plain ol fear of sex. Maybe she's not having sex with her new boyfriend either.

As for dealing with it- treat it like you would any other break up, whatever that means for you.

>>5512159
You don't date bisexuals. That's the first rule of lesbian school.

>on call with my friends who are a couple
>one of them just randomly says "i love you" to the other
>die inside

What's the last thing that made you laugh, lesgen?

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>>5512649
This new anime that came out today about a fat guy who loves marshmallows

>>5512700
Now if it were a fat girl who loves marshmallows lesgen would undoubtedly be cumming oceans over it by now.

>>5512739
>I just self insert.

Yeah, most lesbians do.

>>5512649
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SZroSIn-eM
Story starts from 7:30, haven't heard anything this fucking hilarious in a long time.
Props to the dyke who humiliated this fucker.

>>5512559
Say "I love you" as well and see who responds.

>>5512221
Eh, I know. Maybe I just fantasize about having sex with a straight girl.

>>5512727
There are no fat girls in anime.

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It's weird but I don't really like any celebs in that way. Not sure why.

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>>5512649
>stock photos
>teleshopping

>>5513037
Oh sweetie, you just haven't found the right celeb yet.

>>5513020
You're right, they're not fat but HEALTHY.

>>5508990
Just say so.

Fuck lesgen
Im so drunk and i all want is a qt3,14 who love me

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>you will never experience this
How does that makes you feel? It makes me want to kill myself.

>>5513379
IF YOU SEE THIS WHILE SCROLLING DOWN /lesgen/ ON THE BUS (or other public place):

You have been visited by the "Yuri Image of Lewdness".
qt gf and Yuri levels of sex will come to you, but only if you post
"this is a blue board faggot
>tfwnogf"
in /lesgen/.

>>5513437
>browsing 4chan in public
You deserve it. Now go seduce a qt girl with that pic.

>>5512755
This entire thing is ridiculously annoying. Nuke New York.

>>5511147
Who cares? Older women are superior for various reasons: great sex, money, maturity. Go for it, you won't have any issue finding one either, as long as you look good and you have a functional brain.

>>5513379
I've been experiencing that almost everyday for the past few months, step your game up virgin.

>>5513709
Doesn't having sex everyday get boring after a while?
Yes, I am a kissless virgin but it just seems to me that the feeling would get old or less exciting over time.

>>5513721
Nope. It's the most fundamental instinct in all sexual animals, which includes you, NEET faggot.

>>5513721
Do you get bored of eating delicious food?

>>5513949
I'm not NEET. Thanks for the insight though.

>>5513965
If it's the same delicious food, yes.

>>5514000
Not that anon but I think if I were to compare sex to food it'd be more like chicken.
You can make it a million different ways so you don't get bored, even if in the end it's always just chicken.

>>5513040
Casual racism isn't just for old people, anon. Any one can do it!
Try opening your mind more.

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>>5513721
>does having good sex with a woman you find sexually attractive get boring

>does having fun get boring
>does feeling good get boring

>>5513721
Ok, I'll give you a slightly more elaborate answer.

It doesn't get boring per se, but it does kind of lose that adrenaline rush of doing something for the first time. You still love it, because it always feels good, but you don't go into it with trembling hands and a racing mind.

I miss the sense of the forbidden and what I was doing was scandalous, but that doesn't mean I find sex boring at all. It's like saying that sleeping gives you no rest because you always sleep in the same bed.

>>5514111
>trembling hands and a racing mind
Kek, never experienced that.

>sense of the forbidden and what I was doing was scandalous
On the other hand I used to feel that when I started having sex, I would always think "Jesus, I'm licking another girl's vagina right now, how scandalous".

>>5514126
Normally I just think "this tastes way worse than she did." I think I accidentally tasted the golden apple of pussy, and now everyone else pales in comparison.

>>5514126
Maybe you were more confident in yourself than I was, but for me my first few times were always fumbling, awkward and extremely fun moments.
Most scandalous moment was making eyes with a woman on the train for the first time. That was fun.

>>5513040
Idk I'm a bit picky.

>>5513522
Thankfully my mobile screen is pretty small.
>Now go seduce a qt girl with that pic.
I wish. But with temperatures reaching -20 (master centigrade system), my chances are pretty slim. Social interaction with strangers has been in hibernation mode for near months now for everyone living here.

>>5514187
I've only had eye contact with girls at clubs so scandalousness (?) level has been pretty low thus far. I think it's both the rarity of possible events (<5% of female population blah blah), and insecurity.

It's a combination of my own fear of rejection, but also the fact that I'm studying medicine. Like, the chances of ever meeting someone again is super low (I might even move as soon as I graduate), but I'm paranoid about it. Both the lesbian part and just being with someone else. Everyone is human, and gossip doesn't spread that far, but I can't escape the thought of it affecting my reputation and whatnot.

>>5514400
You're worried that your reputation will suffer once people learn you're a lesbian?

>>5514423
> your reputation will suffer
Not that anon but that's pretty much what happened to me. Once some people heard at work I was a lesbian, some of them stopped talking to me. Anyway, it's not like I give a shit about what people can say or think about me.

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>experience recurring state of numb loneliness over how many "lesbians" I've known end up getting engaged/married to guys
>no gay friends anymore, all bi friends dating/marrying opposite-sex people
>old lesbian friend gets back in contact with me on social media
>she lives overseas now, has a girlfriend, they live together
>she's MtF
>that's cool, glad for them, just stoked not to feel completely alone anymore
>months pass
>it comes up in conversation that self-proclaimed "gay as everything" friend's girlfriend is pre-everything
>they pass as a het couple
>still totally a lesbian though, despite her partner being male in every way but pronouns
>because "the idea of dating a cis male makes [her] very uncomfortable"
>now just feel bitter and resentful every time she talks about her GIIIIIRLFRIEND

Why do I seem to be the only twenty-something dyke who didn't go bi/straight after college? Where does one sign up for the magical conversion to dickophilia?

>>5514499

I know this feel distressingly well. Or at least, I did for a long while.

I still know a lesbian couple from school who got together over ten years ago, though.
They give me hope.

>>5514499
Pre EVERYTHING everything? Like, not even hormones? Dude doesn't even shave his legs? I refuse to believe anyone would still call themselves a lesbian in private in that situation.

>>5514400
How old are you that you worry about that kind of petty shit?

>>5514489
Where do you live?

>>5514513
>>5514535
>responding

Stop it, cancer.

>>5514568
>my reputation in my neighborhood
Fucking move away.

I know my reputation in my neighborhood is not great because of me being a lesbian.
As for school it's just something that sets me apart but I don't think people care as much, specially since I have the top grades and other things that are more relevant as to how people perceive me.

>>5514570
It's too convenient to live here as for that to be an option at the moment. Plus I don't care. They might just jelly of all the girls they see coming over or leaving in the morning.

>>5514550
France.

>>5514580
I live there too, I'm assuming that you live in a small city.

>>5514535
>I refuse to believe anyone would still call themselves a lesbian in private in that situation.
I remember when I had this much faith in people.

Ever heard the phrase "lesbian with exceptions"?

>tfw art block
>My unspoken new years resolution was to draw more, try to improve, and start posting my art online
>Anything I make now is absolute dog shit
>Haven't been able to draw ANYTHING in a long time now

Just kill me now.

>>5514595
50 000~ is not really a small city.

>>5514602
Uh, yes it is.

>>5514489
Fear of this is partly what keeps me from telling people I'm a lesbian until I'm more or less forced to tell them.

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Meh I used to be really afraid of what people would think too, then I just stopped giving a shit. I'm hot, young, educated, and have a hot girlfriend. What do I have to be embarrassed about? Fuck breeders.

>>5514605
I don't think it has anything to do with it. My sister works in Paris and with a couple of young lesbians. They're made fun of daily by their collegues, who talk shit about them behind their back on top of it. And no, they don't look like men.

>>5514550
Old enough to be past that sweet "who cares, I'm unstoppable" attitude, not old enough to be "who cares, everyone is going to die anyway".

Where I live is not big. People are generally tolerant, at least of lesbians, but do you know how much gossiping there can be at hospitals, smaller ones in particular? As I said, I'm fully aware that my fears are overblown, but there's still reason to them.

In addition, I've always been a very private person. I just don't like people knowing too much about me, or feeling vulnerable. Exposing myself either romantically or sexually is then something frightening for me.
That's why I hope to move to a bigger place after graduation, where I can live more freely, or temporarily to a small but distant place, where I can live for a while and then move away.

>>5514600
I know that feeling, Anon.
I love art so much and I'm always on the hunt for inspiration, yet I can hardly produce anything.

>>5514681
I don't know why some people on an anonymous board can't give a straight answer to "how old are you". You think people are going to track you down because you said you're 21 or something?

>>5514600
>>5514718

I also know this feeling, though for me it's writing rather than artwork.
My resolution is to try and write more, too. I've got so many little story ideas I picked up, started, and then trailed off.

>>5514759
Writer's block kills me so hard. I just want to practice and write something nice, but my motivation and ability always seems to peter out.

>>5514776
Yeah, exactly.

When I'm in a good mood it's much easier to write, but then it's also a great way to torpedo a good mood when I discover im blocked to hell and back.

Still, im gonna try and make a real concerted effort this year.
Who knows, maybe I can finish one of the three novels I started and dropped.

>>5514787
Good luck, anon. Post here if you get something substantial, it'd be neat to read. My gf writes as well, so she's been interesting to bounce things off of. Helps with motivation.

>>5514072
I want to have a 3P with Toki and Ryuuka if you know whay I mean.

>talking to superqt chick
>crushing the hardest I've ever crushed in my life
>slowly getting up the balls to ask her out while we keep hanging out
>hang out so much over a few weeks that she starts confiding in me
>turns out she's a big ball of stress and anxiety
>she's torn up about a fight she got into with a friend and keeps talking herself down, saying that she should just stop being around people because she hates making people sad and she ruins everything and so on and so forth
>STILL want to ask her out even though I think she'll reject me
>for the first time in my life I could do this without being afraid of rejection
>but I'm afraid that making her reject me will make her feel even worse about herself and I don't want to cause her pain
>literally have no idea how to proceed

>>5514837

Hah, mine does too.
Evidently we should start a writing circle.

But yeah, if I ever do get something finished I'll probably end up shitposting about it eventually sometime.

Unless it's the one about the bisexual girl.
That one might raise a few heckles.

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>>5514787
>>5514837
>>5514874
Can I be part of the writing circle(jerk)?
What do you girls write about?

I've been trying to write for a while now about a few things but never really get very far into them before I kind of wander off to do something else.

Currently a few chapters into my hurr durr lesbian schoolgirl story. Also trying to write a Kafkaesque story about a contractor trying to get paid while working on Mars and unable to communicate with the outside world.

Also wanting to write a fantasy story but can't think of anything that isn't a GoT rip-off or an "evil wizard" type story.

>>5515046
I'm trying to write about a magical girl in 17th century Salem. Like an actual "witch" during the witch hunts, dealing with monsters and shit while hiding from the hangings.

I haven't made much progress, but I have a good section of it planned out.

>>5515046

I primarily do cyberpunk stuff or sci-fi, but my longest novel attempt is actually fantasy.
Sorta like a low-magic Ocean's 11 sorta thing. Should be fun if I ever get it finished.

>>5515066
>Fantasy Ocean's 11
Sounds awesome. I'd read it. Same kind of humour or are you playing it more seriously?

>>5515058
Sounds like a lot of research. That's what kind of put me off from writing about more real-world things. Sometimes I wonder if I'm smart enough to be a writer or if I'll just end up as a pulp author confined to the ghetto of airport bookshops.

>>5515167
Yeah, definitely going for a similar level of humour in it.
It's written in the first person, as the main character's memoirs. So lots of asides and self-deprecation, pretty much. It's very english I guess.


As for having to do research, eh, it can be a pain.
I wrote a thing a while back, a sci-fi, which took a lot of research. It was some realistic stuff set in a near future Earth, so I tried to get everything as close to realistic as possible, which took some research.
Which was kinda a drag at times, but the story came out of it well I think.


Honestly though, write what you love, screw whether people will think it's 'classic literature' in fifty years.
If it's a story you enjoy telling, and someone else enjoys reading it, that's more than enough.

>>5515201
Maybe I've been spending too much time on /lit/. You're right.

Whenever I do research I find it hard to explain what I know without resorting to smart-ass characters giving one of those "as you know..." speeches or text dumps ala Michael Crichton. Same goes for world-building. I haven't yet found a way to slowly introduce all the places and history I have in my head. I'm getting better though. Writing for the smut-threads on /d/ kinda helps.

>>5515232
Yeah, info dumps are the worst.
I really hate when people do them, but sometimes it's just super hard to avoid. Especially if you NEED to explain something.

Though personally I find that if specific information about a place or person or event doesnt actually come up 'naturally' I just leave it out.
It's nice to be able to show off the world and the research and the detail, but if it just ends up being extraneous, then fuck it.

Most of the time, you can infer little bits through clues and context and offhand remarks and work it out. Much better having to work it out than having a two page AS YOU KNOW explaining a dozen things.

And yeah, writing anything at all is good.
I kinda ended up writing some fanfic stuff for the Life is Strange general on /u/ because the game's ending was so bad. Got me back into writing for the first time in ages, and im trying to keep it up again.

Also, sharesmut.

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>>5513045
Eh I guess I have pretty high standards compared to most people. Idk maybe it's just me but the hottest people I've seen and even had relationships with weren't celebs so.

>>5515167
I love the research. The witch trials are one of the most interesting historical events I've ever heard of, and reading more is always motivation.

>>5514600
Not that this is revolutionary advice, but keep at it. You can't keep doing something and not get better at it. Relax and give yourself permission to make the worst art piece of art ever made in human history, so bad that aliens without any notion of what good and bad art is would still look at it and know it was abysmal. Because there's nothing at stake, you haven't been commissioned, you're not actually failing anything. It's okay to be at the bottom! I know it's stressful but it literally doesn't matter. You'll get better if you stop stressing.

>>5514626
This made me happy and that's a really nice picture.

>>5514857
I think that if you're fairly certain that not only will she reject you but that doing so will take a toll on her mental health... asking her out would be putting your needs ahead of hers. I know it's tempting because you're feeling strong and pretty fearless, but it sounds like in this situation, it would be a selfish act. Enjoy your friendship for what it is. It doesn't sound like she's fit for a relationship right now anyway. Wait on it a little. If your reason for doing it is "I can handle rejection" and not "we both want to be in a relationship with each other," that's kind of a shit reason. Especially when *she* can't handle rejection.

Good luck, anon!

>>5514111
Not the person who asked but this is a good explanation and it helped me understand the same thing the other anon was questioning. Thanks.

>>5515264
I think sometimes when people don't find celebs attractive, it's less about high standards and more that you might find personalities to really enhance/reinforce a person's attractiveness, as well as your chemistry with them, all of which can't be genuinely understood via red carpet interviews. Basically real tangible people are hotter than impersonal fantasies.

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>>5515277
Don't get me wrong, I love reading about history. I even did a couple of units of history at uni just for fun. It's more like I don't like being hung up on smaller details, like fabric and what kind of tools these people used a 1000 years ago. I guess I'm more about sweeping narratives than little things.

>>5515257
I've been trying to perfect the art of subtle world-building. Having little details introduced as required, trying to tell history more through the world than the dialogue and stuff.
This has been my prime goal while writing a series about a succubus for the smut threads and its been so much fun. It just bothers me that most of my writing is cheap erotica and not the stuff I want to one day get published. I want to be serious writer one day.

So is it just me or is that Jap moot actual cancer?

>>5515335
I don't think they're intangible fantasies and I don't mean to sound shallow I just really haven't seen a celeb I find attractive and I am more of a looks person. Don't get me wrong if you don't have a good personality I won't be with you either but maybe I'm just blind to a lot of celebs but I'm sorry I just haven't seen any that really interest me sexually.

And before someone asks "are you not into girly girls" I'm fem and I'm into other fems too so that's not the issue.

>>5515362
This is extremely hard to believe that there are no celebrities in the entire world that you find attractive.

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>>5515349

If it makes you feel at all better, I've had a couple of things published and my first writing ever was shitty star wars fanfiction.

Everyone started writing somewhere, and in this day and age a lot of it is going to be less.... uh... 'lauded' I guess? Things like fanfiction or erotica or whatever might not be the sort of thing that gets published, but it's still writing. And hell, writing practice is still practice, whatever it is. Never ever stop writing, even if its 'just' erotica for /d/, or shitty poetry after a breakup, or anything.

But yeah, subtle world building is the absolute best thing ever.
When Im reading something and the world is obviously super detailed, but I'm only seeing subtle glimpses here and there as need be, it's basically my kryptonite. Even if the story is bad I'll love it anyway because of the world.

>>5515362
That's totally fine, there's no need for you to be attracted to celebrities. That's like the least offensive thing I can think of.

>>5515349
Oh god trying to memorize which spices were traded by which countries was the bane of my middle school existence.
Just my two cents but I think writing erotica is more than fine, especially if you're having fun doing it, and I think being good at it is a pretty good indicator that you're a talented writer. It's easy to write smut insofar as the author and reader both already know the basic motivation of your characters is and where the plot will lead (ie sex) and there's a lot of really bad erotica out there because you don't have to be too creative to write about horny people. But if you're able to surprise people despite this, if you can be creative and original within that established framework, if you can entertain and keep your audience in suspense, that's special and indicates good writing. Added to that is that there are a million and one pieces of writing, film, etc, that people can use as fantasy and masturbation fodder, so if someone chooses your writing over the millions of other things they can look at on the internet, it's kind of a compliment in its own right. Any kind of writing practice will help you be a serious writer, and this is good practice that gives you honest, instant feedback.

>>5515374
Not her but the only celebrities I find attractive have been Japanese ones. Not even when I was a child and before becoming a weeb liked western celebrities.

>tfw your favorite kancolle has shit het doujins
I can't masturbate to them like this.

>>5515383
What kind of stuff have you gotten published and what was like going through the process?

I've been writing for about 10 years now, but only started considering it seriously in the last few years. It's funny, since I've decided this is what i want to do for a career, I've been less happy with what I write and find I get bogged down in planning rather than actual writing. I keep reminding myself to just push through and come back to edit it later, but part of me needs to do it right the first time around.

>>5515425
The feedback is the better part of posting smut on /d/. I've gotten a lot of positive feedback, but I don't know if I actually surprised anyone or left any kind of mark, but I've got a few followers, which feels pretty neat. I write a lot of het stuff, but that's just because I think its more interesting to read, but I do have an all-lesbian series running where I indulge in my own fantasies and that's really cool, I'm just worried I'm spending all my time writing smut and not working on the real stuff.

>>5515457
What the fuck are you doing reading het shit in the first place?

>>5514499
Cuz you never fucked a guy ..
Who ever it is you started with, that's who you're going to end up with. Basically the only real lesbians are all gold stars.

>>5513721
Yes. It does. ANYONE who says otherwise has never had it on tap like that.

>>5515509

Eh, it was just short stories a couple of times, nothing particularly mindblowing. I've got an open offer from the publisher though that if I ever write anything longer form, they'd love to see it. And they invited me to a short story anthology a couple of months back too, which was nice.

It was mostly sci-fi stuff - one super hard realism sci-fi, the one I did a lot of research for, one more pulpy silly one, and one cyberpunk one. A fantasy one, too.

The process itself was a little different to the usual, since I work with them sometimes in the industry, so they already knew me. One of the editors of the book mentioned they were putting it together, and I asked if I could submit something.
He said yes, but he was super wary. He didnt want to just say 'no' outright, but he didnt expect any of it to be good.
So I was pretty nervous when I sent it off, obviously.
Went okay though. Very much managed to get my foot in the door via contacts (as is always the way, huh).
Still, they really liked my stuff, and ran with it.

And yeah, I've been writing years. I guess if you wanna get technical, my first writing was online roleplay at like age 10, but the first outright fiction I wrote was the Star Wars fanfiction about an OC donut steel x-wing squadron. I was the coolest 13 year old in my class, obviously.

I know exactly what you mean though - when it's just something you do as a hobby or for fun, its easier to accept that something you wrote isnt perfect.
When you want it to be a thing you do professionally, it comes with a lot of added pressure to make sure everything is as good as it can be. Which meant for me that I hated everything I wrote and thought it was shit.
That said, I went back and re-read some old stuff I remembered it all as being awful and was pleasantly surprised.