So /lgbt/, I have this theory about men and nails in correlation

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R8 my nails.

I bite my nails. I'm gay. Go figure.

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>>5502061
I have a bad chewing problem

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I'm gay, my nails get long when I don't trim them.

>>5502061
i have nails like that and I'm gay. I've seen a fair amount of other gay men who have those nails as well.

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>ftm
>well kept girl nails
I need to stop letting them grow out but I like them...

>>5503525
Then don't stop. Fuck the police.

>>5503594
It'd be suspicious as shit though, people use hands to clock strangers I'm pretty sure. Ah, who am I kidding - I don't pass anyway.

>>5502061
apparently, 30% of men with double crowns are gay, also now that you mention it, all my gay friends have long nails as opposed to the short round ones, so maybe there is some correlation.

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>>5503459
>my nails get long when I don't trim them

yeah that happens to everyone

>>5503525
Grow them long one one hand and short on the other, if anyone asks tell them you play the guitar.

>>5503677
That's crazy enough that it just might work!

>>5503525
>gender stereotypes

>>5502061
Those look fucking disgusting

I'm bi, I bite my nails and wish I could stop. One day I'll beat it. I quit smoking so I can do that.

>>5503672
WHAT

I'm gay but my nails are gross and stubby as fuck

it's probably just because gay guys tend to be more conscious of shit like that

but I'm an idiot so I bite the shit out of them

>>5502061
The same thought has occurred to me actually

Probably nothing to it though

>>5502061
>While most gay guys have perkier looking thinner nails.
Because these "gay guys" obviously take care of their nails while breeders don't because breeders have pussy on their mind and not whether their nails look gross or not?

>>5504283
>breeders
lmao you mean normal people?

>>5504283
I'm pretty sure that taking care of your nails doesn't have much to do with whether or not they turn out stubby or long.

>>5502061
What about bisexuals?

I don't put any thought into my nails and mine are p nice with no effort.

I constantly bite my nails, but my nails are more narrow than something like OPs picture. I'd hate to have chubby nails like that, but it's probably because I have "piano fingers".

>>5503717
>guitar player here
ugh, I always hated the guys who played classical guitar with their right hand, girly nails. They also always seemed to like wearing turtleneck sweaters and had faggy hair (pony tails or afros) Such degenerates. Study jazz not classical ffs.

>>5504478
Jazz guitar is often boring desu. While the solos are often nice, most of the parts consist of just playing chords which isn't terribly fun.

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>>5502061
homosex climber here, everyone has perkier looking thinner nails if you don't climb.

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>>5502061
>So /lgbt/, I have this theory...
/sci/ here. That's not a theory. What you have there is a hypothesis, and a rather shaky one at that.
>mfw dumbasses misuse "theory"

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>>5502113
>implying your nails are bad

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>>5505645
>>5502113
>>5504314
>biscum

>>5505677
>not fucking your gf while your bf rams you
this guy

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Mtf in closet

>>5502061
I don't have beautiful girl hands or anything, but my finger nails are definitely longer and more on the feminine side and I'm bi so there's that.

>>5505697
Vaginas are disgusting, breeder boi.

>>5505702
>closet

Not with those nails.

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>>5505677
>not admitting that every fag loves us and pretty much worships the ground we walk on because we are like the str8 friend that they even remotely have a chance with.
Wew lad

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>>5505702
>"Closet"
>those nails
Hoooo buddy

>>5502061
I'm just addicted to peeling off my nails desu.

I don't think that is the right word, but I use my hands instead of clippers

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Gay r8 pls

>>5505917
7.5/10 fingers, nerd.

>>5505936
>nerd
I only wear those glasses when I'm drawing on my tablet/watching a presentation in a lecture...

>>5505943
They're okay nerd, my uni crush wears the same kind of glasses and i tease him as well.

Was there any truth in meet the parents that when gaylord looked at his fingers he looked at them with stretched arm which would be the more feminine way, and looking at them like a claw when told you have something under your nails would be more masculine?

>>5505917
>>5502083


>Dat index finger longer than the ring finger.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digit_ratio

>>5506034
my index and ring are equal actually. It's slightly bent forward in that pic.

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>>5506034

>>5506105

Men usually have the ring finger longer than the index. Women it is the other way around.

You have them equal. Some studies have suggested that digit ratio may have an effect in the sexual preference.

>>5506195
No, for most people the index finger is shorter than the ring finger. The difference is the ratio. For men, the index:ring finger ratio is smaller than it is for women meaning that women tend to have more equal lengths in the two fingers.

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>>5502083
About the same.

>>5502061
I just don't chew my nails. I can't if I tried, they're too tough.

>>5505324
/sci/ bringing in the heat.

>>5506034

My index is actually shorter than my ring finger. Str8 fingers for me. :)

>>5502083

>>5505324
I wouldn't say they're dumbasses, I'd just say they're not educated on the subject as much as you.
Isn't there that THEORY where people who don't know much about a subject, but maybe like 0.45% of their skills are developed in it, are usually pompous and arrogant? Maybe that's you.

How is it even possible to "bite your nails" do you literally have the nail texture of a piece of paper

>>5506377
I'm confused myself, anon.

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What am I?

>>5506420
Gee what an androgynous hand. I'm going to guess cis female mainly because of the last two fingers which look very feminine, but I'm not sure.

>>5506420
mtf
i have the same knuckles

>>5506420
>tfw same weird nail shape ratio of both female and male looking nails
w-what are you?

>>5506420
tranny 100/100

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>>5506457

They all used to look pretty but I always break the first few. :(

>>5506470
>>5506491

Correcto

>>5506484

Tranny 4 life

>>5506541
wow same, even your knuckles look identical to mine. weird

i'm >>5506484

>>5506554

Lemme see your hands!

>>5506581
i am shy
also i hate mine

>>5506603

Weeny

>>5502061
I have a really bad nail biting problem, and my nails look pretty much like pic related.

Theres some science regarding length of index and ring fingers and how it correlates to the ammount of estrogen or whatever in the womb. Someone else look it up.

>>5505645
I know your pain anon.

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rate my claws.

They are all dry because I was fingering a boipussi for like 2 hours this morning

>>5509409
Nope

Mtf, I have what OP posted. Index finger shorter than ring.

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chewing on yalls fingernails is absolutely disgusting

>bi
>confused about gender identity
>fast food diet
>drink a lot of water

i dress faggy as well

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Have a guess, I've already posted in this thread but without a picture. Managed to stop my hands shaking enough to get a somewhat steady one.

>>5505645
just looking at it fuckin hurts

>>5505917
0/10 shit mouse

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>>5505677
>biscum

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guess

>>5510985
>own razer deathadder
>randomly double clicks after owning it for 6 months
>old microsoft mouse still works
>don't need a good mouse because I'm an adult and don't play videogames anymore.

>>5503525
Sorry but that's bullshit. I'm bi male and there's nothing wrong with keeping your nails nice and tidy. I don't paint them or anything, just keeping them at a good even length enough so that they won't be in the way when I'm working.
People who don't cut their nails or bite them off and shit makes me cringe.

>>5511011
>bi's cum

>>5502061
Sounds believable. I bit my nails every day and they're still thin and long. Heck, my nails grow so fucking fast I HAVE to cut them nearly every day (and that's extra to the biting!).

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>tfw you want straight nails but your separation line disagrees

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So, what ? I don't eat balls.

>>5516783

Qt nails, anon.

>>5518556
thanks :)
I would try non-clear nailpolish, but I'm too pussy at work for that yet.