I don't know where else to ask. I'm a straight male

Yes it comes in a generic amazon box.

Post pics. Straight guys doing 'gay things' is my fetish

>>5501862
Same brown box.
I don't know your parents, so you have to figure this out. Picture yourself in their shoes if their son asks them to not open any package addressed to him. Would they betray your trust by opening it?

>>5501875
b..b..but I was told doing anal things was totally not gay! Like not even a little!
>jk I broke that mental wall a while ago. Convincing traps get me off too but as soon as I cum, I'm done and want a fat titted wide hipped woman. fucking weird.
Not worthy of pics.

>>5501878
They never open my stuff as is. Ever. I'm a nerd in various aspects. Always ordering something technology/book/movie related from somewhere or another. This amazon order has a bunch of movies and music I ordered and I'm hoping my new toy is kind of just thrown in there with them.

Them opening it is never something they'd do. Just don't want a plain brown box with DVDs and a 2nd single bright pink box with like "TITANMAN ULTIMATE CUM BLASTER 9000" printed on the side. That would bring questions.

I have a glass dildo and when I use it I cum a little more than usual and it feels good and all but a lot of the times its pretty meh, and it feels like putting in more work than I'm getting out of it.

Am I doing something wrong?

>>5501916
OP here and I'm def a novice with anal play. That said I find to have anal truly help with orgasms, It helps if I edge a bit. Jerk off right up to the point of orgasm and then back off while using the toy.

>then again I've been using bottles of various sizes so I cant speak for much

>>5501926
How do you do it though are you supposed to shove it in and out like a dick or just leave it in there.

When I shove it in and out it actually hurts a bit and get tiring after a while and when I leave it in there its just... there.

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>>5501944
well if it hurts a bit you're not lubed up enough first off. Secondly it is a bit of both. I used smaller items as make shift plugs while sitting and jerking it. Enough to be comfortable while sitting. Then used...other things as items you would use like a dick. Longer.

>If you're looking for a little bit of fun I've used vibrating disposable razor as a toy before. Pic related. Just detach the razor portion .

Make sure to lube up enough. Can't stress than enough.

>ordering from amazon
enjoy your chinese knockoff with cancer plastic

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you'll be fine. very discreet packaging. this is the box mine came in.