>You need to hurry up so I can have grandchildren!
>I do have a girlfriend, and I love her with all my heart
Anime waifus don't count, anon.
she left me to go breed a swarm of children =(
I had to return our engagement rings, because she left me a month before our 3 year anniversary where I was gonna ask her. They were those two stone diamond rings, "one for your spouse, and one for your best friend"
I lover her so much; I just wish she would come back.
>Mom finds panties in my sock drawer
>Anon, did you have a girl over! It's OK if you did, I'm just happy you found somebody, your father and I were starting to get worried...