m entering university next year and I have no concrete idea of what I want to do. Right now I'm planning to major in biology (because I was good at it in high school) so I can become a medical technologist after graduation to pay off debts. It's not something I'm super passionate about but I'm not really drawn to anything else. I might try studying film and literature but there isn't a job market for people who major in that kind of stuff. I was thinking maybe when I'm older, like my late 20s early 30s to go to med school and become a pathologist because that is something I'm passionate about but this whole situation feels like I'm making a big mistake, any advice?
It's pretty great most of the time. Till you have to deal with incontinent patrons, or a fatty having a heart attack, or a geriatric man who want's help setting up his fetlife profile.
Also the pay isn't so great.
Asking for a face pic is fine. Just don't ask for lewds.
Beards coming pretty slowly, Only been growing it a couple weeks. I've never done the full beard before, only goatee.
>cold as fuck outside
>nipples get so hard they could cut diamonds
>try rubbing them gently to make them normal again, but that makes the situation even worse
>have to wear a size too large shirt everywhere but even that doesn't cover my shame completely
what can I do?
I mean, its obvious youre cuteposting, but just in case you actually have this problem, just tape them down. I use bondage tape, it doesnt hurt when you pull it off that way.
I do the same when I run more than 5K - otherwise my nips start bleeding.
So I'm going to an 1 week event and I might accidentally have promised 2 different people that we would share a hotel room and fuck for the duration of the event.
Both are virgins.
They are also friends but they don't know I sort of want to get fucked by both of them.
Are my standards too high?
>must be physically fit so I can lift with him
>must be within 2 years of my age
>must have an interest in maths/physics problems + be pretty smart
>must be hot (obvs)
>must be *kind*
I'm doing biomed, but am hoping to do secondary teaching at the end of it.
Hopefully I can find some lab work with it after my current degree, while I do my 2 year secondary teaching one.
Not really, you'll hopefully find your way once you start taking classes. Speak to a careers adviser, because it sounds like you're taking a long route.
>tfw no equally clueless bf to get into sticky situations with
>Must be fit because I dont date fatties or dyels
>Must be older than me
>Must be uncut
>Must be as tall or taller than me (6'2")
>Must be interested in the arts
>Must be most introverted but extremely social when need be
>Must be smart AND open minded
>Must have facial and body hair
>Must be White, Hispanic or middle eastern
Thats all for now
While this could be an 'fix' I don't think they would like it.
Coming clean would have consequences.
Dude 1 is at my age and dude 2 is a bit older than me.
I've been more flirty with dude 1 for a longer span of time, but dude 2 seems genuinely happy to be losing his v-card. Might have something to do with me being 18 and good looking, as well as his missed opportunities he has mentioned.
Dude 1 finds me really cute and seems to have a crush on me.
But I've talked a lot more with dude 2 about getting a hotel room and fucking.
Eh. It seems like everyone I know who is smart is a skinny twink or a fatass fatass, and everyone I know who is muscular is either dumb or not interested in physics/maths but some other subject.
Ho hum. I was careful to avoid putting any specific physical attributes in my "musthave" list because in my experience you cant really limit attraction like that.
Like, I would normally say "oh he must be taller than me (5'10)", but then a few weeks ago I saw this super beefy and really cute guy who was shorter than me that i would DEFINITELY make an exception for. Ditto for shit like "uncut", "facial hair" etc - i would take in on a case-by-case basis rather than some blanket rule that causes you to summarily discount people you might have really been able to hit it off with otherwise, yknow?
But thats just my 2 cents.
You think? Which bits are especially unrealistic in your opinion?
Yeah. But like 90% of my recreational time is spent on cute maths puzzles and the like, and that makes me incredibly boring to 90% of the population, and super interesting to the other 10%.
Its not so much that I would reject people who arent smart enough for me - that would be a conceited dick move lol - but more like people who dont have similar intellectual interests would be excruciatingly bored by my company.
Thats true. I'm still keeping an eye out for some alternative forum to post in, but I haven't found anything yet.
I work maintenance in a factory, the air on ground level gets well above 40 degrees Celsius there despite air conditioning, and it's a lot worse when you have to change something up high while the machines are running, which is usually the case.
needless to say, we shower every day after our shift is over in order to not smell like shit, and while we have separate stalls I don't want to risk someone seeing tape on my nipples by accident
Well, my social circles are pretty much made up of academics. Most people I know do some sort of academic subject recreationally, though its more often something like English or History than maths.
You don't mean that.
I'm sorry I insulted your filthy slav porn studio. Don't bully the Kleppe, or misfortune will be upon you.
No shit. I would, but theyre my teammates in almost all my competitions. The problem is I'm captain of A teams while they're regulars or even substitute members of the B teams.
Plus I got an internship that they're jealous of at a super prestigious lab that could get me into any where I want.
So the jealous douches become moreso
10/10 would fuck
lol, its always like that though.
A genius friend of mine went to the International Mathmatics Competition on the English team, he said it was one of the weekends of his life.
its best to avoid that kind of shit imo. I only ever work with people I know if I can help it, it makes everything go a lot smoother.
I love competitions like that where you get to stay at a place. I've gone to a few and all the time I make friends who are like me and have the same team dynamic. But then its over once the competition is done and I never see them again
Omg, that's how I feel. I write people off who don't have the same interests as me and it definitely is a dick move but you have to admit, just like how you might be boring to them they are also incredibly boring to us.
Whoops, I forgot the crucial word.
>he said it was one of the WORST weekends of his life.
I mean, I can concur. I did some CanSat and Toyota Challenge competitions, and we got to travel to luxembourg and shit for that - I hated it.
It was just working in shitty conditions under a lot of pressure, surrounded by a bunch of strangers.
I did a weeklong course at Cambridge before I applied there as part of some outreach thing, and that was similarly crap. Everyone was all desperate to measure dicks and so the order of the day was asshole competitions of trivial shit that nobody cared about.
I prefer working with 1-3 friends over the course of a few chill weeks than some super time pressured environment with some people I don't know or like.
but then again, maybe I just suck at dealing with time pressure lel
it's just about to be midnight where I live
to answer your question, my day is going quite swimmingly so far
A basic person is someone who hasn't got an original personality. They like the things that are trending on twitter and nothing else. They instagram their brunch. They think Kanye West is bad while never actually owning one of his albums. They go to deep house nights. They use pic related after every tweet.
>must be physically fit so I can lift with him
You don't need to be fit to exercise. You can find activities that end up working out for you both in the gym and out.
>must be within 2 years of my age
Reasonable, but a year or two on top of that doesn't really make much of a difference.
>must have an interest in maths/physics problems + be pretty smart
You will not find a boyfriend who is into math, period. I don't care about anyone's anecdote.
chaosmen because Vander
he's a god among men
my deal breakers
>is theoretical and not a formalist
>doesn't recognize oscillation to be the natural order of the world
>dabbles in lgbt-activism or is a feminist
>doesn't own at least one tailor made suit
>isn't occupied with a least three of the seven arts
>doesn't read at least two non-fiction books each week
>doesn't grow or cultivate own fruits and vegetables
>unable to do at least 50 push-ups in five minutes
>They think Kanye West is bad while never actually owning one of his albums.
Why would anyone ever buy an album made by an artist they dislike?
Fine. But only because you take charge and make me feel like nothing
>i prefer theory
>no such thing as a natural order
>i'm a feminist and a comunist
>i don't even wear suits
>i only read non-fiction books but not two a week
>i hardly even eat fruits and vegetables
we'd get along just fine
>implying poetry counts as art
>How do I find someone like me?
I wouldn't try. Just find someone who has a handful of similar interests. Differences in taste and opinion can be fun. It's also a great way to get introduced to new subjects and interests.
Having different hobbies is important in the long run, since it'll give you both "me time".
>implying poetry counts as art
I'd like you to meet a friend of mine.
>never leave my house so i will never have a boyfriend
every night i fall asleep fantasizing about having a bf to hold me
every morning i wake up and hug my pillow pretending its my bf
he's mine t b h
>tfw you will never suck vander's extremely thick dick
>tfw you will never receive the tongue blowjob vander always does
>tfw you will never smell the manly musk he apparently carries
>tfw vander will never powerbottom for you
>tfw vander will never taste your sweet asshole with his magical tongue
>tfw you will never have real man as vander as your bf
what is this meme?
if the first few songs you hear from an artist are shit, the rest of the songs are probably even more shit since you usually hear their "hit" songs first
basically you're saying that I should listen to shit I don't like in the first place while I could be listening to something that I actually enjoy.
go fuck yourself
Kanye sounds like shit. Yes, I have "spotify", premium account even, and I've tried listening to his crap on there. None of it impresses me.
>talent, sound, and skills
none of those nouns describe your boyfriend Kanye, "inflated ego" and "no talent punk" would be much closer to truth
>lack of definition
Take another look at me before calling "lack of definition"
>what do you do for lats?
Genetics. Back work has been almost entirely deadlifts, bb rows, and pullups. I think chest supported rows made a big difference early on.
Come to the gym with me so we can play in the showers afterward.
>doesnt get Kanye
Pleb detected. I don't like his music much, but I can appreciate his objective genius.
When I broke up with my ex I thought I'd start going to the gym so as to better myself and become the new bf I wanted. But I never got round to it. Oh well. I still get plenty of dates on tinder.
>creep on dudes
lol the only hours I can afford to go to the gym are early hours and the only other people there are old guys.
not what people here call old guys, but actually old guys like pensioners, 60-80 year olds. and a few young girls that think I'm creeping on them.
lol My gym is full of old dudes. There seems to always be one or two hanging out naked in the locker room or sauna. I've never seen most of them lift, or even do cardio.
Wrinkles and pudge for days. lol
I do creep on the qt mexitwinks a bit though. lol
>tfw guys still consider themselves straight even though they want to fuck you
Mine grew the most during first cycle when i did high volume parallel grip. 50 reps in as few sets as possible with minimal rest. That and heavy volume bb rows. Wide grip hurts in a few places now. Wide grip pulldowns now to make up for it
I used to shipost /fit/ with so many of these
I worked out and lifted when I was with my ex but my gym membership ran out about a month before it ended. It was fun, I guess. But I prefer playing sports than going to the gym. I would like to lift again, though.
>I don't even like his music, I just like telling the other retards who like it that I like it too
No just really bored.
Im going to be on cocaine so I can get it up. Fucking men is a meme and the meme lifestyle chose me.
Bisexuality is the first meme sexuality and not even real. After that spawned pansexual than all the other autistic shit.
Bisexuality isnt real.
There's hetero homo (all of you homos) than meme.
Sure but the feeling after a good workout is a fucking good one, did you forget?
>perfect couple pics spam
>tfw dno how to meet up with guys more than once for sex or if anyone in my area is even interested in a relationship
Should I look for slightly older guys? Are they more likely to want a relationship? I usually just look for guys aged 20-25. Also I'm a biscum so I don't really want a life partner, just someone to be with, sleep with, and hug at night.
lol. at least 50% of people is bisexual you dumbass. You don't have to have a 50/50 split attraction to men and women to be bisexual. Just the fact that you downloaded grindr means you're bisexual, even if it's only a 1% attraction to men, 90% to women.
its determinism. since you don't have that by now, no action or cause on your part will ever change that. just accept that it is futile and learn to love yourself and the rest of your years.
Its not healthy of you to think this way, you need to come to terms with the world you were born into. If by now it hasn't happened for you it never will, chasing the dragon will only give you a bad life.
Good luck anon.
Have a dream pic
How do you approach a shy guy without scaring him off?
im super shy. The main 2 reasons i run away from things are
1) im not attracted to the other guy
2) i convince myself he isnt interested in me and that im just embarassing myself
if (1) is true, nothing you do will work. If 2), if you make it very obvious you are interested he will respond well. theoretically at least.
Let him know you are open to something happening, but don't make a move. Allow him to get closer to you (emotionally) over time and once you think he's ready initiate the action. I think the key is not to rush, but still guide him.
>get stopped by a qt british guy on a gay beach as I'm about to leave
>we talk some and decide to hang out later that night
>we go to a bar that night and get really attached, do everything that's legal in public
>don't get to have sex before I leave the country because of circumstances
>he tells me he could come to my country over a weekend in the future
>I've been teasing him with pictures ever since to make sure this happens
Am I a bad person for teasing him into paying lots of money to come see me in my country? I feel bad about it.
None of those hold any merit or is more true than the other. If it was predetermined to happen it would happen, regardless of approach. Our trajectory in life and how we view its meaningless because the outcome is largely predictable overall.
A beach brim filled with men.
Mostly old ones but hey, there were qts there as well and there were people spooning and laying on top of each other while tanning.
>tfw going to meet a VIP tomorrow and i look like i have herpes
Well I know he's attracted to me (he's said so) so that's not a problem.
I've been making it clear that I'm interested in him as well (like, really clear) but weeks keep passing by and I feel we're not making much progress.
>Let him know you are open to something happening, but don't make a move
That's what I'm doing. I REALLY want to make a move, but I'm afraid that doing so will scare him off, because I sort of made that mistake already (when I still didn't know how shy he was and I invited him to netflix and chill, kek). So I've been letting him know I'm open while 'giving him room' to move.
But I feel like I'm losing him because he just won't relax around me. Every time we see each other feels like a first date. And I kinda want to talk to him about this but at this stage of our relationship (we're just acquaintances) it doesn't feel appropiate.
Also leave some sudocrem or similar healing cream on them overnight, used to work when i got a little acne a few years back. Wont completely eliminate them but it'll help.
Just jump the fucker and put your hand down the front of his jeans while sucking on his lips. He'll resist at first but after a minute he'll give in and become your thirsty little slut.
shy guys rarely have any friends who ask them to do anything cool with them so ask if he'd want to play some video game or watch movie with you or something, he's bound to be down with it
at worst you'll have a cool night with a bro, at best you will spend a hot night together
Anyways off to the gym. Talk to you fags later.
Maybe that's what ss+gomad is for. To give twink bf's bubble butts, while minimizing other muscle growth. lol
>ask if he'd want to play some video game or watch movie with you
already did that and it went poorly
>I sort of made that mistake already (when I still didn't know how shy he was and I invited him to netflix and chill, kek
I didn't use the words 'netlix and chill', just to make it clear
I know right, who the fuck plays multiplayer games?
What happens if nobody ever finds it?
say you had a boyfriend, and that boyfriend really likes to sing. He's not bad by any means, and on some songs he even sounds pretty good. But he does it all the time (except in public).
Would you dump him?
>He might not like you. Or he might not know you're gay. Or you might not have made yourself clear enough
>I really like you, shyguy
>I-I like you too, anon
I think that has been made clear for both of us
No, because I'm like that. I like to sing and do it a lot. I would sing with him and our life would be one big gay musical
You fucked your teacher already?
>implying i don't want literally everyone around me to know i'm gay
i mean i don't affect a lisp but how does it hurt me in any way when i live on a college campus and my parents love me
you get to look HOT and do FASHION and get HIT ON yesssss
>tfw you don't look like a faggot
>tfw people don't mistake you for a faggot
>tfw no bf
i was thinking i would start wearing a lil rainbow bracelet next week when i go back to class. you know, so ppl know to hit on me.
This is my opinion.
I don't sound gay enough tho. I without a doubt don't have a masculine gruff voice so to speak, but its not gay enough to identify me. I hate the lisp, but I want the out-ness that comes with it
There should be an international monthly gay tell accessory or some shit to notify other faggots that you're gay desu so you don't have to act like a colorful diva to get hit on.
As in a bracelet, right pants leg being folded once, turquoise socks or some discrete shit like that.
>gets posted just as I wrote the above
Exactly. But something less gay and discrete.
This, I'm gay and like men, not some weird mix of a man and a woman.
>you get to look HOT and do FASHION and get HIT ON yesssss
I sometimes get a little bit of gay voice if I have to speak for longer periods of time, and I'm comfortable with the person I'm speaking to.
isnt there, like, international coming out day at some point? Not that i would ever do something so gay as come out then - it would be cliche
The only main fear I have, of course, is what if I wear a lil bracelet and nobody hits on me? self esteem killer right there.
>There should be an international monthly gay tell accessory or some shit to notify other faggots that you're gay
see the straight 'allies' jumping into it because they are so progressive and open minded.
Like the ones that go to gay bars and get weirded out when gays hit on them
it's okay anon i'll hit on you
i sat next to this really fem gay guy in my french classes in high school. he eventually moved on, but then i became fem, and i saw him for the first time in like 2 years back near christmas. holy shit it was so funny.
what's over the top for you anon
it's ridiculous but they're still cute
You can be openly gay and still want to notify other gays in public who you don't know about your sexuality.
>I like fem guys. But still hate the over the top faggy shit.
but it's pretty much the same t b h
then they should fuck off and mind their own business
>Like the ones that go to gay bars and get weirded out when gays hit on them
I swear this is just a dumb myth? My straight friends would either never go to a gay bar, or they'd go and not be bothered by getting hit on and decline politely.
>what's over the top for you anon
Pretty much anything that lets me know you suck dick, from across the room.
>but it's pretty much the same t b h
Your can be a short twink and not be a complete fag. Maybe fem is the wrong term. lol
This. Most straight guys avoid gay clubs like aids has gone air borne.
>tfw broke 40kg OHP for the first time today after having missed 2 workout last week
what are your lifts atm?
They're grown up cubs. True cubs are a rare breed. What's the difference between an otter and a cub btw?
"No", you leave with your fem "men"
Didn't notice d e s u
>Your can be a short twink and not be a complete fag.
It's fine if you're not a complete fag desu
muscle, jocks is pretty good as well
skinnyfat/normal is passable
The guy I started talking to has slight gay voice, but we have the same sense of humor and we just clicked. I don't mind and it'd be silly to let something trivial like that get in the way