/gaygen/

>>5492886
ew

only my arm pits are stinky right now, but I put on some deodorant and there's a nice masculine blend going on if anyone wants to sniff.

>>5492892

your name had better be ironic
otherwise you are a Grade A sperglord

m entering university next year and I have no concrete idea of what I want to do. Right now I'm planning to major in biology (because I was good at it in high school) so I can become a medical technologist after graduation to pay off debts. It's not something I'm super passionate about but I'm not really drawn to anything else. I might try studying film and literature but there isn't a job market for people who major in that kind of stuff. I was thinking maybe when I'm older, like my late 20s early 30s to go to med school and become a pathologist because that is something I'm passionate about but this whole situation feels like I'm making a big mistake, any advice?

>>5492875
It's pretty great most of the time. Till you have to deal with incontinent patrons, or a fatty having a heart attack, or a geriatric man who want's help setting up his fetlife profile.

Also the pay isn't so great.

>>5492877
Asking for a face pic is fine. Just don't ask for lewds.

>>5492888
Nice trips.
Beards coming pretty slowly, Only been growing it a couple weeks. I've never done the full beard before, only goatee.

>>5492892
Post bussy, you slag.

>>5492911
Sperglord or not, you'd be surprised how many golddiggers there are on gaygen. lol

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>cold as fuck outside
>nipples get so hard they could cut diamonds
>try rubbing them gently to make them normal again, but that makes the situation even worse
>have to wear a size too large shirt everywhere but even that doesn't cover my shame completely
what can I do?

>>5492895
Thanks. It's tinder so I already got to see his face plus some delicious chest hair peaking out of his shirt.

>>5492945

I mean, its obvious youre cuteposting, but just in case you actually have this problem, just tape them down. I use bondage tape, it doesnt hurt when you pull it off that way.

I do the same when I run more than 5K - otherwise my nips start bleeding.

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So I'm going to an 1 week event and I might accidentally have promised 2 different people that we would share a hotel room and fuck for the duration of the event.
Both are virgins.

They are also friends but they don't know I sort of want to get fucked by both of them.

What do?

Should I make a Grindr account?

>>5492976
do you want HIV?

>>5492976
no

>>5492966
This. Or wear thicker clothing.
>I use bondage tape, it doesnt hurt
Sounds like shitty bondage tape. lol

>>5492969
Sounds like you gotta come clean.

If you're lucky, they'll have watched allot of Barney as a kid, and they'll know all about sharing.

>>5492969
Threesome?

tfw no cute innocent bf blissfully unaware of the world

>>5492892
Poast bp

>>5493000
>trips of truth
it that case, I redact my "no." Grindr needs more like you.

>>5493005
>tfw no smart bf

>tfw I miss my bf

I hate going to work

>>5493013
Will tonight.

Shitposting rn with family near, not taking an ass pic.

>>5492966
>tape them down
and seem like even more like a sexual deviant around the workplace?

I was hoping for serious help

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Are my standards too high?

>must be physically fit so I can lift with him
>must be within 2 years of my age
>must have an interest in maths/physics problems + be pretty smart
>must be hot (obvs)
>must be *kind*

Too demanding?

>>5492990
bondage tape only sticks to itself, not skin.

>>5492966
>>5492945
do ppl (and by ppl, I mean cis males) really have nipple problems like this? I understand the 5k run thing but just everyday shit? wtfman?

>>5493034

Do you usually walk aroudn shirtless at work? Nobody's gonna see the tape, dude.

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>>5492931
I'm doing biomed, but am hoping to do secondary teaching at the end of it.
Hopefully I can find some lab work with it after my current degree, while I do my 2 year secondary teaching one.
>any advice
Not really, you'll hopefully find your way once you start taking classes. Speak to a careers adviser, because it sounds like you're taking a long route.

>>5493005
>tfw no equally clueless bf to get into sticky situations with

>>5493035
Doesn't sound too high, really only depends on your definition of hot

>stinky crotch
Gotta watch out, could end up with jock itch.

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>>5493035
Are mine?

>Must be fit because I dont date fatties or dyels
>Must be older than me
>Must be uncut
>Must be as tall or taller than me (6'2")
>Must be interested in the arts
>Must be most introverted but extremely social when need be
>Must be smart AND open minded
>Must have facial and body hair
>Must be White, Hispanic or middle eastern

Thats all for now

>>5493035

you know they are, here's your (you) I hope you're 50 and single some day fucking meth bussy

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>>5492990
>>5492969
While this could be an 'fix' I don't think they would like it.
Coming clean would have consequences.
Dude 1 is at my age and dude 2 is a bit older than me.

I've been more flirty with dude 1 for a longer span of time, but dude 2 seems genuinely happy to be losing his v-card. Might have something to do with me being 18 and good looking, as well as his missed opportunities he has mentioned.

Dude 1 finds me really cute and seems to have a crush on me.

But I've talked a lot more with dude 2 about getting a hotel room and fucking.

>>5493050

Eh. It seems like everyone I know who is smart is a skinny twink or a fatass fatass, and everyone I know who is muscular is either dumb or not interested in physics/maths but some other subject.

>>5493066

Ho hum. I was careful to avoid putting any specific physical attributes in my "musthave" list because in my experience you cant really limit attraction like that.

Like, I would normally say "oh he must be taller than me (5'10)", but then a few weeks ago I saw this super beefy and really cute guy who was shorter than me that i would DEFINITELY make an exception for. Ditto for shit like "uncut", "facial hair" etc - i would take in on a case-by-case basis rather than some blanket rule that causes you to summarily discount people you might have really been able to hit it off with otherwise, yknow?

But thats just my 2 cents.

>>5493068

You think? Which bits are especially unrealistic in your opinion?

>>5493079

let me tell you something at the wise old age of 22

you will not remember hotel fucks at 18 fondly

>>5493035
>>5493066
I would say your biggest hurdle to overcome
>tfw no bf
has more to do with the fact that you're on 4chan and less to do with any sort of standards you may or may not have.

>>5493089
You're criteria of smart and muscular might need to be a little flexible and maybe a looser definition of the two.

>>5493105

Yeah. But like 90% of my recreational time is spent on cute maths puzzles and the like, and that makes me incredibly boring to 90% of the population, and super interesting to the other 10%.

Its not so much that I would reject people who arent smart enough for me - that would be a conceited dick move lol - but more like people who dont have similar intellectual interests would be excruciatingly bored by my company.

>>5493101

Thats true. I'm still keeping an eye out for some alternative forum to post in, but I haven't found anything yet.

what's everyone's favorite gay porn site?

hard mode: no belami

>>5493119

e621.net

>>5493119
e621.net

>>5493043
I work maintenance in a factory, the air on ground level gets well above 40 degrees Celsius there despite air conditioning, and it's a lot worse when you have to change something up high while the machines are running, which is usually the case.

needless to say, we shower every day after our shift is over in order to not smell like shit, and while we have separate stalls I don't want to risk someone seeing tape on my nipples by accident

>>5493119

i mostly just google antonio biaggi and watch his giant balls bounce off assholes on whatever link I happen to follow. would recommend

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>>5493119
Belami is gross.

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>>5493095
How come?
Are they worse than normal hookups?

>>5492945
how big are you fucking nipples?

>>5493035
>>5493066
Seems pretty high to me. But I might just have low standards.

>>5493116
>other 10%.
I it might be even less then that. Even the guys I know in math heavy fields aren't usually into recreational math.

>>5493143

Well, my social circles are pretty much made up of academics. Most people I know do some sort of academic subject recreationally, though its more often something like English or History than maths.

>>5493143
what do you look like?

>>5493128
he's gross
and he looks like a belami reject who turned to crack.

>>5493079
You shat the bed m8. It's your job to clean it up now.

>>5493130

It just sucks. Feels super seedy, usually the people that want them are super awkward and discreet.

>>5493150
I get this. I compete in history and science competitions so my circle is the same. Its very competitive and people get petty and bitchy if you do better than them

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>>5493152
Latest selfie

>>5492976
i use grindr to stalk people not hook up and i also out people.

>>5493162
>people get petty and bitchy if you do better than them

if people dont enjoy learning new things + being challenged, its a red flag imo
get new friends

>>5493165
pls kill yourself

>>5493150
>more often something like English or History than maths.
Exactly. Math isn't usually a big thing recreationally. Out side "math puzzles" like Sudoku.

>>5493132
very small but perky
>>5493157
spot on anon

having had the misfortune of meeting actual druggies irl, that kleppe guy looks just like one of them

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>>5493157
You don't mean that.
I'm sorry I insulted your filthy slav porn studio. Don't bully the Kleppe, or misfortune will be upon you.

>>5493167
No shit. I would, but theyre my teammates in almost all my competitions. The problem is I'm captain of A teams while they're regulars or even substitute members of the B teams.

Plus I got an internship that they're jealous of at a super prestigious lab that could get me into any where I want.

So the jealous douches become moreso
>>5493163
10/10 would fuck

>>5493165
lol that sounds pretty funny. Got any screenshots of you outing married men?

>>5493175
>now I'm curious
post nip pics

>>5493180

lol, its always like that though.

A genius friend of mine went to the International Mathmatics Competition on the English team, he said it was one of the weekends of his life.

its best to avoid that kind of shit imo. I only ever work with people I know if I can help it, it makes everything go a lot smoother.

>>5493181
no it's usually just people i went to high school with.

>>5493186
I love competitions like that where you get to stay at a place. I've gone to a few and all the time I make friends who are like me and have the same team dynamic. But then its over once the competition is done and I never see them again

>>5493188
>tfw you'll never forgive yourself for turning down the cute football guy you played with that you found on grindr.

One of many regrets in my life.

>>5493175
>very small but perky
Don't worry about it then. Unless you've got huge thumb sized nips, them poking out in a shirt isn't anything to get embarrassed about.

>>5493180
>10/10 would fuck
lol

>>5493204
>unless you've got huge thumb sized nips
Holla
Guys tend to like them but wtf they're obnoxious looking

>>5493116
Omg, that's how I feel. I write people off who don't have the same interests as me and it definitely is a dick move but you have to admit, just like how you might be boring to them they are also incredibly boring to us.

>>5493182
I'm not some camwhore bro

how is your afternoon gg
i went back to work today and then i cooked and ate a fish for the first time

>>5492896
h-hi

>>5493160
I'm not above awkardness.
What do you mean with seedy and discreet?

meeting your boyfriend on the internet is degenerate. why do white people think this is ok?

>>5493197

Whoops, I forgot the crucial word.
should read:
>he said it was one of the WORST weekends of his life.

I mean, I can concur. I did some CanSat and Toyota Challenge competitions, and we got to travel to luxembourg and shit for that - I hated it.

It was just working in shitty conditions under a lot of pressure, surrounded by a bunch of strangers.

I did a weeklong course at Cambridge before I applied there as part of some outreach thing, and that was similarly crap. Everyone was all desperate to measure dicks and so the order of the day was asshole competitions of trivial shit that nobody cared about.

I prefer working with 1-3 friends over the course of a few chill weeks than some super time pressured environment with some people I don't know or like.

but then again, maybe I just suck at dealing with time pressure lel

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>>5493197

>>5493017
How smart?
If you mean a degree in physics smart than that's not too hard to find

>>5493229
>tfw quality relationship but you don't want to tell anyone where you met because grindr

>>5493220
Went to doctor. Got some xrays. Got some antibiotics. Got some therapist referrals. Scared to call any of them. Got some ice cream and chicken instead

>>5493229
where else would you meet one?

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>>5493220
>afternoon
it's just about to be midnight where I live

to answer your question, my day is going quite swimmingly so far

>>5493243
>x-rays and antibiotics
what's wrong?
you should call the therapists

>>5493213
Are they opposable?
Post thumb nips.

>>5493229
What's degenerate about it? If you find somebody on the internet, they're more likely to have shared interests then random bar hookup.

>>5493233
pls no bully

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>>5492945
could be worse anon ;_;

>>5493247
sorry, i should have said morning/afternoon/evening/night
but it was easier just to go with my own time

>>5493250
Those are for maybe walking pneumonua. The therapists are for something else.

>>5493256
They're groce tho

My deal breakers:
>is basic
>is fem
>no body/facial hair
>has no passions
>is cut
>is American

Am I screwed?

>>5493266

depends

Do you live in America?

>>5493272
no

>is basic
what did he mean by this?

>>5493265
i assumed they weren't related
that sucks

>>5493266
what the hell is basic?

>>5493266
mathc4mathc

>>5493283
kek

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>>5493281
A basic person is someone who hasn't got an original personality. They like the things that are trending on twitter and nothing else. They instagram their brunch. They think Kanye West is bad while never actually owning one of his albums. They go to deep house nights. They use pic related after every tweet.

>>5493035
>must be physically fit so I can lift with him

You don't need to be fit to exercise. You can find activities that end up working out for you both in the gym and out.

>must be within 2 years of my age

Reasonable, but a year or two on top of that doesn't really make much of a difference.

>must have an interest in maths/physics problems + be pretty smart

You will not find a boyfriend who is into math, period. I don't care about anyone's anecdote.

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>>5493259
Damn dude

>>5493259
Cute.

>>5493265
I didn't ask if they were groce. I asked for you to post them. lol

>>5493278
>>5493281
Like a "basic bitch" maybe.

>>5493281
it means he likes to think he's superior to you for liking things he doesn't like while acting completely autistic

>>5493259
hi heather
your titties are budding nicely

>>5493312

b-but im into maths, and I have a lot of straight friends who are too.

Surely there must be at least 1 qt gay guy who is also?

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>>5493119
chaosmen because Vander

he's a god among men

>>5493328
"into math" means either:
>I'm sooooo quirky and random and unique!!!!!
>I'm a sperg trying to look smart
>I'm an actual autist

>>5493312
>You will not find a boyfriend who is into math

This is tru

>You like math, anon? How cool! I love The Big Bang Theory.
>Let's go shopping, anon!

smart gays don't go outside :c

my deal breakers
>is theoretical and not a formalist
>doesn't recognize oscillation to be the natural order of the world
>dabbles in lgbt-activism or is a feminist
>doesn't own at least one tailor made suit
>isn't occupied with a least three of the seven arts
>doesn't read at least two non-fiction books each week
>doesn't grow or cultivate own fruits and vegetables
>unable to do at least 50 push-ups in five minutes

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>>5493311
>They think Kanye West is bad while never actually owning one of his albums.
Why would anyone ever buy an album made by an artist they dislike?

>>5493340
I hate Taylor Swift as a human being but I own all of her albums.

>>5493335

I guess im the third one then. But I mean, it will be my job soon, so it seems fairly sensible that I enjoy it.

How do I find someone like me?

>>5493339

now THIS is advanced autism, holy shit.

>>5493340

He probably meant "heard".

>>5493327
w-what

>>5493335
Basically this. I've never met a qt, who was into math.

6+/10 mathletes are like unicorns. Gay ones are even rarer.

>>5493348
polymaths only. sorry.

>>5493348
Date within your field. There should be plenty of autists in an autistic slanted field.

>>5493356
I've meet many a qt in history and science.

More so in science.

>>5493330
Can I have him

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>>5493356

>tfw into maths
>tfw most people rate me a 7/10

h-hooray, im a unicorn

>>5493361

Mmm. Thats a good idea I guess, I should start making more friends in my classes next year.

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>>5493322
Fine. But only because you take charge and make me feel like nothing

>>5493339
>i prefer theory
>no such thing as a natural order
>i'm a feminist and a comunist
>i don't even wear suits
>only two
>i only read non-fiction books but not two a week
>i hardly even eat fruits and vegetables
>exercising lmao

we'd get along just fine

>>5493339
>seven arts
>implying poetry counts as art


>>5493348
>How do I find someone like me?
I wouldn't try. Just find someone who has a handful of similar interests. Differences in taste and opinion can be fun. It's also a great way to get introduced to new subjects and interests.

Having different hobbies is important in the long run, since it'll give you both "me time".

>>5493376

fucking nice V-taper familia

you could probably glide like 800m on them lats if you fell off your roof

>>5493379
>I'm a feminist and a communist

To quote Penn "Into the trash it goes"

>>5493340
Why would you form an opinion of someone's musical works without listening to their works thoroughly?

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>>5493383
>implying poetry counts as art
I'd like you to meet a friend of mine.

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>never leave my house so i will never have a boyfriend

every night i fall asleep fantasizing about having a bf to hold me

every morning i wake up and hug my pillow pretending its my bf

>>5493390
i'd still fuck you though

>>5493369
Mostly science and engineering, in my experience.

>>5493373
Tis a beautiful but sad existence.

>>5493376
Those are pretty big.
would clamp/10

>>5493379
>>i'm a feminist and a comunist
How old are you?

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>>5493369
he's mine t b h
>tfw you will never suck vander's extremely thick dick
>tfw you will never receive the tongue blowjob vander always does
>tfw you will never smell the manly musk he apparently carries
>tfw vander will never powerbottom for you
>tfw vander will never taste your sweet asshole with his magical tongue
>tfw you will never have real man as vander as your bf
why live?

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>>5493402
vander a qt ;____;_

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>>5493376
cool

whatever

>>5493402
he's got a roid navel.

>tfw no tall and cuddly bf

>>5493393
>I'd like you to meet a friend of mine.
Is he single? lol

>>5493395
>every morning i wake up and hug my pillow pretending its my bf
Right in the feels.

>>5493400
21.

>tfw no bf to hold me

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>>5493412
>roid navel
what is this meme?

>>5493427

Wow, you ran the full gamut of tripfagging extraordinarily quickly

>small talk
>attention whoring
>sadposting
All thast left is shitposting

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>>5493416
Will you settle for one out of two?

>>5493420
Cool. I don't think I've ever met a legit communist over the age of 25.

>>5493427
>not paying male prostitutes to hug you
What's the point of all that money then?

>>5493436
Nah, I can alternate between all three.
My patheticness knows no bounds

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>>5493392
if the first few songs you hear from an artist are shit, the rest of the songs are probably even more shit since you usually hear their "hit" songs first

basically you're saying that I should listen to shit I don't like in the first place while I could be listening to something that I actually enjoy.

go fuck yourself

>>5493445

My History professor is a Socialist. He even has a little Marx flag up on his wall.

But yeah - communism is kind of a joke nowadays.

>>5493445
God damn daddy, let me suck you off while it balls are still sweaty from the gym

>>5493445
F u and ur core definition ;_;

>>5493456
>an artist's hit tracks show an accurate cross section of their talent, sound, and skills.
Lol, OK. Go listen to your generic spotify playlists.

>>5493445

which one?

>>5493469

maybe its lighting

I know I can get some crazy core definition despite being DYEL with a table lamp at the right angle

>>5493465
You'd have to come to the gym then. I'm not giving up my post workout shower.

>>5493469
I think you mean lack of definition. I can't wait for this bulk to end.

What do you do for lats btw. Mine are shit. I'm just now getting them to grow.

>>5493492
Tall. 6'2ish.

>>5493505
Hawt

Literally everyone looks tall and muscular next to me

>>5493505

>6'2
>tall

youre barely out of manlet mode lol

>>5493502
>go to the gym

I don't want to. Please motivate me.

>>5493517

liamrosen.com/fitness.html

>>5493511

How tall are you?

>>5493522
5'5

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>>5493476
Kanye sounds like shit. Yes, I have "spotify", premium account even, and I've tried listening to his crap on there. None of it impresses me.

>talent, sound, and skills
none of those nouns describe your boyfriend Kanye, "inflated ego" and "no talent punk" would be much closer to truth

>>5493511
Tell the f a m to scram, so you can take nudes. lol

>>5493517
>motivate me.
At the very least, you can creep on dudes that look allot better then me.

Maybe get dicked in the sauna, if you're cute enough.

>>5493525
Hnnnng. I love short guys.

>>5493522
I've read this before, but thanks.

>>5493530
I can creep on dudes from the comfort of my own home. Really I'm just tired after work, I hate the idea of leaving the house again to go work out, even though I wanna get huge.

>>5493529
You've literally just fallen for the basic bitch trap. My issue isn't with people disliking his music, it's with people jumping on the band wagon of hating him as a person.

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>>5493517
how about a boyfriend for motivation?

>>5493502
>lack of definition
Take another look at me before calling "lack of definition"

>what do you do for lats?
Genetics. Back work has been almost entirely deadlifts, bb rows, and pullups. I think chest supported rows made a big difference early on.

>>5493542
Come to the gym with me so we can play in the showers afterward.

>>5493543
>I was only pretending to be retarded

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>>5493529

>doesnt get Kanye

Pleb detected. I don't like his music much, but I can appreciate his objective genius.

>>5493550
When I broke up with my ex I thought I'd start going to the gym so as to better myself and become the new bf I wanted. But I never got round to it. Oh well. I still get plenty of dates on tinder.

>>5493530
>creep on dudes
lol the only hours I can afford to go to the gym are early hours and the only other people there are old guys.
not what people here call old guys, but actually old guys like pensioners, 60-80 year olds. and a few young girls that think I'm creeping on them.

>>5493556
My lats are awful. I'm just now getting to 6x5 bw wide grip pull ups.

>>5493542
I'd go straight from work, or before work. It is hard to pull yourself out of comfy mode to go lift. Especially in winter.

>>5493550
>that pic

>tfw straight
>Going to hook up with a random twink on grindr that lives down the street from me

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>>5493580

that ones meh

this is way cuter

>>5493583
well you're bi

>>5493578
lol My gym is full of old dudes. There seems to always be one or two hanging out naked in the locker room or sauna. I've never seen most of them lift, or even do cardio.

Wrinkles and pudge for days. lol

I do creep on the qt mexitwinks a bit though. lol

>>5493588
post more cute couple pics

>>5493591
No just addicted to living a meme lifestyle. Gays and trannies are living memes tbqh so I have to be a part of that.

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>>5493568
If you've worked out for some time working out is the best thing ever, as in more pleasurable than some drugs
>>5493580
what about it?

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>>5493588

>>5493601
you're bi m8

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>>5493583
>be twink
>tfw guys still consider themselves straight even though they want to fuck you

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>>5493579
Mine grew the most during first cycle when i did high volume parallel grip. 50 reps in as few sets as possible with minimal rest. That and heavy volume bb rows. Wide grip hurts in a few places now. Wide grip pulldowns now to make up for it

>>5493588
I used to shipost /fit/ with so many of these

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>>5493608
>pillow instead of boyfriend
iktf too well

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>>5493599

I have like 30 or so of these
>tfw lonely

>>5493605
I worked out and lifted when I was with my ex but my gym membership ran out about a month before it ended. It was fun, I guess. But I prefer playing sports than going to the gym. I would like to lift again, though.

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>>5493567
>I don't even like his music, I just like telling the other retards who like it that I like it too
fucking pathetic

>>5493612
No just really bored.
Im going to be on cocaine so I can get it up. Fucking men is a meme and the meme lifestyle chose me.

Bisexuality is the first meme sexuality and not even real. After that spawned pansexual than all the other autistic shit.

Bisexuality isnt real.

There's hetero homo (all of you homos) than meme.

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look at that lil smile

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>>5493630
>fun
Sure but the feeling after a good workout is a fucking good one, did you forget?

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>>5493614

All these cute pics
>tfw no bf

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>perfect couple pics spam

STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>5493642
determinism. you were never meant to have a bf and never will, the sooner you accept that the better your life quality will be.

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>>5493642
>tfw dno how to meet up with guys more than once for sex or if anyone in my area is even interested in a relationship
Should I look for slightly older guys? Are they more likely to want a relationship? I usually just look for guys aged 20-25. Also I'm a biscum so I don't really want a life partner, just someone to be with, sleep with, and hug at night.

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>>5493633
lol. at least 50% of people is bisexual you dumbass. You don't have to have a 50/50 split attraction to men and women to be bisexual. Just the fact that you downloaded grindr means you're bisexual, even if it's only a 1% attraction to men, 90% to women.

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>>5493642
it's ok bro, I feel that feel too

>>5493660
The gay agenda propaganda machine strikes again!

>>5493639
This. I'm addicted to that feeling. Hitting the sauna/shower right after is better then sex.

Or at least as good as mediocre sex. lol

>>5493640
>that file name
Daww

>>5493642
You literally asked for this.

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>>5493654
sorry did you say something?

>>5493639
I liked looking at my butt get cuter in the mirror. And yeah, it felt nice being proactive and improving myself, but it wasn't better than any of the drugs I've taken.

>>5493658
its determinism. since you don't have that by now, no action or cause on your part will ever change that. just accept that it is futile and learn to love yourself and the rest of your years.

>>5493655
Nah, once I'm out I'll be drowning in a sea of dick

>bought plane ticket north west for the last of my money
>got all loose ends tied up at home
>everything's finished
>plane is on sunday
here i go i guess

>>5493678
hot meme senpai

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>>5493674
I love shuffling my bitt into his crotch

>>5493680
Its not healthy of you to think this way, you need to come to terms with the world you were born into. If by now it hasn't happened for you it never will, chasing the dragon will only give you a bad life.

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>>5493681
Good luck anon.
Have a dream pic

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How do you approach a shy guy without scaring him off?

>>5493690
with your dick flailing about

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>>5493690

Be confident

im super shy. The main 2 reasons i run away from things are
1) im not attracted to the other guy
2) i convince myself he isnt interested in me and that im just embarassing myself

if (1) is true, nothing you do will work. If 2), if you make it very obvious you are interested he will respond well. theoretically at least.

>>5493690
your approach doesn't matter, the outcome will be the same no matter how you approach him.

>>5493690
Let him know you are open to something happening, but don't make a move. Allow him to get closer to you (emotionally) over time and once you think he's ready initiate the action. I think the key is not to rush, but still guide him.

>>5493556
Sounds good to me.

>>5493550
I need a bf to be my personal trainer.

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>get stopped by a qt british guy on a gay beach as I'm about to leave
>we talk some and decide to hang out later that night
>we go to a bar that night and get really attached, do everything that's legal in public
>don't get to have sex before I leave the country because of circumstances
>he tells me he could come to my country over a weekend in the future
>I've been teasing him with pictures ever since to make sure this happens
Am I a bad person for teasing him into paying lots of money to come see me in my country? I feel bad about it.

>>5493681
>2016
>suicide
Just be a grindr slut.

>>5493719

>gay beach

what is this?

do they have them in England, because i am very interested in this whole concept

>>5493715
>tfw no average body bf to be my workout buddy and make him /fit/

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>>5493698
None of those hold any merit or is more true than the other. If it was predetermined to happen it would happen, regardless of approach. Our trajectory in life and how we view its meaningless because the outcome is largely predictable overall.

>>5493719
>gay beach
tf is a gay beach?

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>>5493725
A beach brim filled with men.

Mostly old ones but hey, there were qts there as well and there were people spooning and laying on top of each other while tanning.

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>tfw going to meet a VIP tomorrow and i look like i have herpes

ffs

>>5493738
that doesn't look like herpes. I know because I was born with herpes

thanks mom

>>5493698
Well I know he's attracted to me (he's said so) so that's not a problem.

I've been making it clear that I'm interested in him as well (like, really clear) but weeks keep passing by and I feel we're not making much progress.

>>5493709
>Let him know you are open to something happening, but don't make a move

That's what I'm doing. I REALLY want to make a move, but I'm afraid that doing so will scare him off, because I sort of made that mistake already (when I still didn't know how shy he was and I invited him to netflix and chill, kek). So I've been letting him know I'm open while 'giving him room' to move.

But I feel like I'm losing him because he just won't relax around me. Every time we see each other feels like a first date. And I kinda want to talk to him about this but at this stage of our relationship (we're just acquaintances) it doesn't feel appropiate.

>>5493738
but qt as well. fuzzy little nerd.

>>5493738
please also shave off that ginger, pubic chinstrap before you meet this VIP.

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>>5493738
Qt chin pubes.

>>5493738
SHAVE

PLEASE

Also leave some sudocrem or similar healing cream on them overnight, used to work when i got a little acne a few years back. Wont completely eliminate them but it'll help.

>>5493747
Just jump the fucker and put your hand down the front of his jeans while sucking on his lips. He'll resist at first but after a minute he'll give in and become your thirsty little slut.

>>5493690
shy guys rarely have any friends who ask them to do anything cool with them so ask if he'd want to play some video game or watch movie with you or something, he's bound to be down with it

at worst you'll have a cool night with a bro, at best you will spend a hot night together

>>5493738
shave or at least trim it really short until you can grow something other than teen face pubes

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>tfw no musclepanda bf

>>5493750
>>5493759
>>5493775

Yeah i am literally looking for my shaver right now

thats why i noticed it

>>5493746

Ouch, dawg.

>>5493770

this. Someone asking me to chill + play vidya would be wonderful.

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Anyways off to the gym. Talk to you fags later.

>>5493727
Maybe that's what ss+gomad is for. To give twink bf's bubble butts, while minimizing other muscle growth. lol

>>5493738
>A
That looks nothing like herpes. It doesnt even look like a cold sore (also herpes)

>B
Shave

>>5493770
Start with this
>>5493762
Then this

>>5493762

>tfw just got a boner

...i need to get laid ASAP, this is pathetic

>>5493784
but ss+gomad is a meme

>>5493770
>ask if he'd want to play some video game or watch movie with you
already did that and it went poorly

see
>>5493747
>I sort of made that mistake already (when I still didn't know how shy he was and I invited him to netflix and chill, kek

I didn't use the words 'netlix and chill', just to make it clear

if someone invited me to play video games with them I'd dump their virgin, teenage ass so fast.

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>>5493814
I know right, who the fuck plays multiplayer games?

>>5493796
He might not like you. Or he might not know you're gay. Or you might not have made yourself clear enough
>>5493814
so edgy

>>5493814
Video games have gotten me laid so many times though.

>>5493814
>not wanting virgin teenage ass
Go away, woman.

>>5493843
I'd suck a qt off if he invited me over for video games

>>5493814
Every time I've been invited over for vidya or a movie the tv never gets turned on. The only game I play is hide the salami.

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>>5493861
What happens if nobody ever finds it?

>>5493814
good riddance

>>5493814
All them replies. /lgbt/ confirmed for beta low test borderline tranny beta geeks
Cringe

>>5493861
you are ugly. sorry.

you remind me of that threat on /r9k/ of guys who got /fit/ are still ugly and have no hope.

hey /gaygen/

say you had a boyfriend, and that boyfriend really likes to sing. He's not bad by any means, and on some songs he even sounds pretty good. But he does it all the time (except in public).

Would you dump him?

>>5493865
Then someone will be dickless lol

>>5493895
Lol!
Thanks anon, but the asses I've bagged say otherwise.

>>5493912
yes, music is dumb and singing is music

>>5493912

like... it would get old fast

Yes.

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>>5493912
I had a coworker who did that. It was cute, he was 6'5 and had nice eyes.
Unfortunately, he was an incompetent stoner who once tried to tickle my armpits while I was handling a container of sodium hydroxide.

>>5493895
Please be kind to your fellow gg sisters.

>>5493918
Frightening.

>>5493912
no but ask him to stop.
if he throws a temper tantrum or starts an argument dump him.

>>5493832
>He might not like you. Or he might not know you're gay. Or you might not have made yourself clear enough

>I really like you, shyguy
>I-I like you too, anon
>gay kiss

I think that has been made clear for both of us

>>5493912
No, because I'm like that. I like to sing and do it a lot. I would sing with him and our life would be one big gay musical

>>5493918
You fucked your teacher already?

>>5493912
I lived with a girl who did this and it was horrible. Drove me up a wall, I'd have to break up with him.

>>5493926
>frightening
Yup and don't mind that anon, I dont.

>>5493928
>teacher fucking
Not yet, he has a houseguest for the next week.

>tfw you've never looked like a bigger faggot in your life than when you just looked in the mirror

>>>5493928
Then put it in his butt

>>5493945
>tfw you don't look like a faggot
>tfw people don't mistake you for a faggot
feels good
>tfw no bf like this
;____;;;'

>>5493957
>implying i don't want literally everyone around me to know i'm gay
i mean i don't affect a lisp but how does it hurt me in any way when i live on a college campus and my parents love me
besides
you get to look HOT and do FASHION and get HIT ON yesssss

>>5493945
I'm pretty sure I was a major faggot at age 16, but not such right now

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>>5493957
>tfw you don't look like a faggot
>tfw people don't mistake you for a faggot
feels bad
>tfw no bf

i was thinking i would start wearing a lil rainbow bracelet next week when i go back to class. you know, so ppl know to hit on me.

>>5493981
just grow your hair out and wear skinny jeans it works great for me

>>5493972
why'd you stop?

>>5493981
>lil rainbow bracelet
red flag

>>5493957
Flamboyant guys are a big turn off. The gay lisp thing drives me up the walls.

>>5493991
you don't have to have a lisp to be flamboyant anon

>>5493969
This is my opinion.

I don't sound gay enough tho. I without a doubt don't have a masculine gruff voice so to speak, but its not gay enough to identify me. I hate the lisp, but I want the out-ness that comes with it

>>5493989

I'm pretty beefy. My quadriceps dont let me wear skinny jeans. And I always keep my hair close-cropped, military style, because thats how my Dad used to cut it when i was little.

>>5493990

Hm. Maybe so. Can you think of a way for me to broadcast my gayness in some other form?

>>5493990

>>5494001
his thighs look bigger than his ass

>>5493981
I've thought about doing something like this desu. We should totally have a handshake or something.
>inb4 just grab his dick

>>5493994
maan you just gotta dress up a little, smile a lot, and stare at guys until they look concerned
>>5493999
if a huge guy wore tight fitting jeans i'd be all over him i swear

the only good gay relationship is the fem bottom masc top anything else is weird.

>>5493969
There should be an international monthly gay tell accessory or some shit to notify other faggots that you're gay desu so you don't have to act like a colorful diva to get hit on.
As in a bracelet, right pants leg being folded once, turquoise socks or some discrete shit like that.
>>5493981
>gets posted just as I wrote the above
Exactly. But something less gay and discrete.
>>5493991
This, I'm gay and like men, not some weird mix of a man and a woman.

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>>5493969
>you get to look HOT and do FASHION and get HIT ON yesssss
YAAAAAAS.

I sometimes get a little bit of gay voice if I have to speak for longer periods of time, and I'm comfortable with the person I'm speaking to.

>>5494001
>body hair
disgusting

>>5493990
I'd prefer a straight acting guy with a bracelet then a limp-wristed fag.

>>5493993
True. It's just a big gay nail in an already flaming coffin.

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>>5494010
"no"

>>5494013
omg anon i accidentally lithped to myself in the car today iktf

>your daily reminder that if you hate fems ur just a jealous bottom acting like a catty woman

>>5494022
>straight acting
>rainbow bracelet
pick one

>>5494025
>that mustache
no

>>5494025
absolutely disgusting

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>>5494012

isnt there, like, international coming out day at some point? Not that i would ever do something so gay as come out then - it would be cliche

>>5493981

The only main fear I have, of course, is what if I wear a lil bracelet and nobody hits on me? self esteem killer right there.

>>5494034

bad taste

>>5493989
>why'd you stop?
peer pressure

I'm an even bigger gay now though

>>5494010
This.

>>5494012
I like fem guys. But still hate the over the top faggy shit.

>>5494025
Don't get me wrong, I love a good moustache, but that guy's face just doesn't suit one.

>>5494012
>There should be an international monthly gay tell accessory or some shit to notify other faggots that you're gay

see the straight 'allies' jumping into it because they are so progressive and open minded.

Like the ones that go to gay bars and get weirded out when gays hit on them

>>5494039
it's okay anon i'll hit on you

>>5494044
i sat next to this really fem gay guy in my french classes in high school. he eventually moved on, but then i became fem, and i saw him for the first time in like 2 years back near christmas. holy shit it was so funny.

>>5494047
what's over the top for you anon

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>>5494034
>>5494036
it's ridiculous but they're still cute
>>5494039
You can be openly gay and still want to notify other gays in public who you don't know about your sexuality.
>>5494047
>I like fem guys. But still hate the over the top faggy shit.
but it's pretty much the same t b h
>>5494053
then they should fuck off and mind their own business

The only good relationship is two vers cubs who wrestle to decide roles. Everything else is fucked up.

>>5494065

>mfw that will be me when i get my bf

c:

>>5494065
>cub
worst type of poster in gg

>>5494053
>Like the ones that go to gay bars and get weirded out when gays hit on them
I swear this is just a dumb myth? My straight friends would either never go to a gay bar, or they'd go and not be bothered by getting hit on and decline politely.

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>>5494065
THIS

>>5494065
>not vers fem/masc who wrestle to decide roles but sometimes just let me win pls

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>>5494078
Those are ugly old gays. Not qt cubs.

>>5494078
wtf ew
fatties leave now

>>5494078
>tfw you're not between them

tomorrow i get back into the gym for the first time since christmas.
Who's excited for a few months time when I leak my nudes?

>>5494078
>sp and jupp

>>5494078
like, I have no problem with them.
But comon, they're wearing avatar tee shirts.
Sort your shit out guys, you're like 30+

>>5494086
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>5494056
>what's over the top for you anon
Pretty much anything that lets me know you suck dick, from across the room.

>>5494063
>but it's pretty much the same t b h
Your can be a short twink and not be a complete fag. Maybe fem is the wrong term. lol

>>5494076
This. Most straight guys avoid gay clubs like aids has gone air borne.

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>>5494091

nice
>tfw broke 40kg OHP for the first time today after having missed 2 workout last week


what are your lifts atm?

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>>5494086
They're grown up cubs. True cubs are a rare breed. What's the difference between an otter and a cub btw?
>>5494087
>>5494099
"No", you leave with your fem "men"
>>5494089
;__;.
>>5494097
Didn't notice d e s u
>>5494103
>Your can be a short twink and not be a complete fag.
It's fine if you're not a complete fag desu

>>5494103
can confirm, am short twink and faggot only on inside

>>5494106
Nice. Keep going man. We're all going to make it.

Except the fem4fem guys.

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>>5494106
am i over the top? ;_;

>>5494109
>you either like anorexic ayy lmaos or hairy fat manlets
untrue

>>5494111
nudes when

>>5494115
fem4fem is literal cancer

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>>5494120
muscle, jocks is pretty good as well
skinnyfat/normal is passable

>>5494118

no you just look like an ordinary 16 year old

now gtfo you underage faggot

>>5494134
i'm 19 though
that's clearly a college dorm room

>>5493690
Carefully, some of them panic easily ( i know this)

>>5494138
you should get a more mature hair cut then, because you do look younger than 19. And start lifting too.

>>5494148
Big Bad Black Daddy is back :)
Whats up man?

The guy I started talking to has slight gay voice, but we have the same sense of humor and we just clicked. I don't mind and it'd be silly to let something trivial like that get in the way

>>5494131
Would you lift if your bf asked you too? I'm always wanted a qt short muscle bf.

>>5493311
"Man, Kanye is terrible, I'd better buy one of his albums".

>>5494151
>wanting to be masc
eww