If you aren't plastering your relationship on youtube, talking about how you enjoy sex with random guys in random places, and making cry-worthy coming out videos you aren't really gay.
What was it like to serve under him?
What do you think his court and regent had to do to get their reforms passed?
I wanted to move to Portland Oregon until I heard that all the queers there were mega SJW. Also, they're apparently really into polyamory fucktardedness.
I could do open relationships where we kick the trick out as soon as we cum but not polyamory
HOW TO BE GAY IN COLLEGE:
TOPS & BOTTOMS:
Remember when youtube use to be a good place to watch music videos and funny unrehearsed videos? I want all these gay youtubers to die.
>I am human, we all are
It's because of bigots like these that I can't ever come out. I just want to live in a universe where "someone" is respected, worshipped even, for what they truly are without having to hide their identity in a human meat suit just to fit in. Why do we have to label everything? Why can't we just be ourselves, in our full glory?
I can't stand most gay guys.
I need a straight-acting bf who understands how I feel and is basically friendless and has a small family, because any guy with 10+ friends and 5+ family members is annoying as fuck.
I couldn't get through 20 seconds of that video due to his voice and the fact that he goes on & on in an endless circle with no breaks. Seriously can we just put tape over his mouth. I'm sure his whimpers as he's getting fucked must sound so cute.
HOLY SHIT! Are gays actually like that?
They are so fucking annoying.
>tfw you're flirting with a guy and its going really well and then you say something off kilter and completely fuck it up
>>tfw being qt turns you from a backassed weirdo into a unique, forward thinking human bean
>>tfw being qt literally brainwashes everyone near you
NOT FAIR! IT'S NOT FAIR, THEY HAVE IT SO EASY!
Omg guys!! I'm a special snowflake and actually hate every faggot I meet.
IRL: "basic" bitches who only know how to be catty and over use lingo they learned from RuPauls. Watch shitty reality TV shows and listens to top40
Online: Too self important and most seem to have some type of inferiority complex, always out to one-up you. Try to be overly intelligent when they're not.
4chin gays: *cringe*, most look like ugly twinks that have been on hrt for the past year. Plays shitty steam games and watches anime. Tries too hard to appear 'normie'
Where can I find ppl that accept me for the neurotically pleasant and annoying faggot that I am? I feel like an outcast around other outcasts.
It's depressing, I have no friends ;_;
Please don't play with my emotions like that.
Well I have a pretty overbearing personality, at some point ppl usually hate me for a while before they either learn to accept me or we just grow apart. IDK if that sounds autistic. Also blogging, I hate it when people talk to me about their personal shit (BF, family etc) I think I just wanna find artists friends because anyone who isnt trying to... create something just fucking bores me.
Sorry if this all sounds pretentious I just want friends ;_;
I'm a sub at heart but I'm too tall and it's even harder to find guys as tall as me to abuse me than it is finding friends so I just fuck twinks now
It's not even that I prejudge, I just feel so constrained with time that if I dont immediately find people interesting I stop talking to them :(
It's really difficult because I'm not in the same place where I was a few years ago where I hid how I felt and didnt say what I wanted to. Now I say what's on my mind at all times and people either dont like it, arent used to it or find it weird =/
I'm usually ok with being a lone but everyone once in a while, like tonight, I get a hard cold reminder that I have no one to talk to and I must blog on a board I hardly ever post on
Thanks for listening I"m going to bed now
Being cute won't suddenly make people like you, you'll still be an insufferable piece of shit but you will have one less thing to blame nobody wanting to be around you on.
The fact people here are so quick to act like they're entitled to everyone liking them despite not putting the effort into being likeable and blame a bunch of unrelated things or tell themselves that everyone else gets away with it is why everyone here is alone. You're all horrible self obsessed freaks and you don't deserve to be liked if you think at people are at and liked simply because of luck, like its the rest of the world's fault you're a loser.
Impregnate me, Senpai
I want to feel your vile seed deep inside my being
I want you to coat my boy womb in your creamy delight
I want you to make me carry your spawn inside myself
Pls Senpai daddy
Put your cummies in my tummy
>tfw he rubs his beard on yours
>tfw you wake up next to each other
>tfw you both are starting to look at the thought of making this relationship a long term relationship
today was a good morning :)
the kind of trap where a cute Guatemalan boy views ur hookup app profile and the first meeting was so amazing even though im like a 6/10 and have a shitty personality once you get to know me
know that feeling
>internet dating thing
>incredibly handsome guy chats me up
>talk for like ~6 hours
>next two dates the same
>can't sleep because I'm only thinking of him all night long
we kissed and actually even fucked, but the conversations are the shit. I have never felt so linked to someone after such a short time.
well. i wasn't really actively until the 2nd this year, i was sad af for like all of december because 2015 was a really bad year for me. i don't respond to like 9/10 messages and hardly browse these days. i was just drawn to him and so far so good I guess.
were both cubs lmao
yeah we've been texting non stop and it seems to be really fluid and honest, and it's so weird because I swear I'd written off romance for like the whole quarter of last year, resolutions seem to be working so far.
why are you constructing problems, just roll with the times. ebb and flow, nucca. if people are interested in you you shouldn't put of romance. stop being a bumbler that lives inside his own head and enjoy the people that likes you.
do you have any experience working with dogs? dogs are highly receptive of our mental states. often it is us creating the problems we think the dogs have.
what most people don't get is that focusing on our problems is also a way of dealing with them and it usually yields no different solution. this is basic affirmation.
think about military communication. when a superior orders someone to do something they respond with "affirmative". why do you think that is. its because the superior paints a mental picture of what needs to be done and that IS how the task should be done, no questioning, no "I'll se if I'm up to it" or similar, just affirmative.
affirmation isn't a magical realm but it does change our mental baseline. thinking "I have a problem with overanalyzing" is actually the same as operating under the same mental state just from a different angel. this affects our psyche more than we think because we are wired to want to affirm what we think we know of the world, meaning if I'm a person that expects to fail I want the world to confirm that yes, you always fail no point in trying. that is the place that I've established my confidence from but in no way does it have to be like that. our brains are very plastic and through very easy mental training we can change it.
If you gays love 'boypussy' so much, why not date an actual FtM boy with a pussy??
>tfw developing crush on awkward manbaby Maths PhD researcher
he lives near me also actually. hes just sooo smart!
were you on /pol/ earlier?
saw him poster there as well
no, i dont ever post there
how can portlandia be so fucking based?
I'm just sick of only getting messages from creepy 48 year old married men like <
There was this guy that used to call me princess but it was in a teasing way because im not too masc
Im not even mad, after we would have sex and he called me his princess and cuddled me it was cute af
Thinking back he probably had a major fetish for it because he also had a thing for trying to get me off while holding my arms down or back so nobody touched my dick
Can we post our versions of these? I'm curious to know more about you, gaygen.
why cant you just ask them
the point of knowing more about someone is to show you give a shit, and these charts just nullify the whole thing
Because I don't actually care to know them beyond something I can read in under a minute, plus making and reading these charts is fun. It gives you visual insight to how certain posters view themselves.
I would like to see what such a chart would look like for you.
Yeah dude, despite so much disapproval you just keep of trucking and being cute. I think it's charming honestly, you just shouldn't feel so bad about yourself all the time though. You're definitely much more than you think you are.
without namefags your anonymity would mean nothing. you're welcome
People who know the tastes of bears/cubs in their area (so mostly other bears and chasers). Do your local bears generally prefer other bears, or chaser types.
In my area according to Growlr it seems like bears only want other bears, but Ive seen people here angst about how their local bears prefer twinks and other chasers.
Nothing but bears here man. Minnesota has more /fa/ twink thin guys though.
Why am I such a sweet person when talking one on one and in person, but such a meanie when posting anonymously on 4chan?
I don't want to be mean but idiots on this site love to argue...
I don't want to ever be like this in person
It depends what sort of bears they are. Koala bears, Grizzly bears, Polar bears, kodiak bear... You know, you have to narrow it down. But bears tend to stay with bears.
Giraffes goes with other giraffes, but otters sometimes goes with rats and hawks. You got your lions going with both seahorses and okapis, and a clean-cut fire dragon will sometimes go with a pikachu.
Anyway, you need to upgrade your poke balls and try to catch them all. If you're super good you might catch and ayy lmao.
>tfw no bf
>tfw no friends
>tfw lonely in this world
agreed, how about replacing it with this one?
HSSSSSSSSST MEOARGH HHRRRSSSSSSSSSST
*swipes you with diamond tipped golden leopard claws that leaves a big cut in ur throat that makes you bleed to death while i watch you and laugh evially*
I have a few friends and not much immediate family. So yeah there'S that.
Sounds lik you're both bottom fags.
jokes on you, i did it!!
its just a date at his house
we're going to watch a film + get takeout.
Wait, do you think he wants to fuck? im not prepared for this!
I dont get the US's 21 and over law. Like, youre allowed to join the army and kill human beings, but you arent allowed to go to a bar? what gives?
literally all of my gay mates have bfs now
where is mine?? did they run out of stock at the bf store?? ;_;
>tfw too intelligent to get a job
I slightly get this because the gay scene at mine is fucking grim.
I know it is a meme to say "all gays I know irl are catty and self obsessed" but when even the genuinely catty people think the lgbt society is toxic, I think that says something.
life is puzzling and somehow difficult and sad , both for my gayness and overall other things.
my parents not wise enough(daddy issues aprtially related), few friends to learn from.
recently i am finding my identity and pushing to change myself in amazing ways, but i am not strong enough, not fast enough.
i lack guidance, a direction, a lead, a teacher, a model, new experiences( but i don't feel like losing V would be so useful).
what would you suggest me?
is there a chat/skypegroup to find friends/mentorship? especially for gay ( non degenerate) lifestyles.
how much does losing virginity matter to personal development? i don't feel so in need to and i don't feel adequate.
would you say experiences with a way older male/surrogate daddy can be good for people like me? any story/experience to share?
Reply, he's probably funny.
Suggestion: Grow up, read a book, suck a dick.
Chat/skype: that's dumb.
Virginity: The concept of virginity is stupid, if you and another person want to have sex, have it. That's all there is to sex. It isn't some magical ceremony that changes your life.
Experience: No, in your current state you'll 99% get taken advantage of. Find some broken kid for a throwaway relationship or friendship where you guys can grow on your problems together.
>study, get a degree and then get a job
thanks anon, but not only your method is slow, but also i am already trying to study, but systematic sadness and life failure prevent good results at university to happen.
i am trying to change, but i need additional counseling to change.
>No, in your current state you'll 99% get taken advantage of
i am young and naive. what does " get taken advantage of" mean?
aside from getting buttsexed, which i expect and i accept, i don't get what could happen.
> Find some broken kid for a throwaway relationship
not only i am low tier attractiveness, terrible at making friends but also i would feel like a failure if i made someone suffer. the only people who message me on those shitty apps are old people and they look nice...sometimes.
Check Grindr/Tinder, yeah. There are gonna be a ton of guys there, students and profs, if you just want to lick a dick or ten. If the campus gay organization hosts events, you can try to go to those - I went to dances hosted by mine and they were pretty fun. Too much BBC for me, though.
First time is worst time. Anyone who romanticizes losing their virginity is an idiot and probably also a virgin.
At this point you need to just start making decisions and see what happens. Look out for std's and roll some dice. You'll learn a lot and might only end up mostly miserable instead of completely
No, don't misread it like that.
Saving it is fine, and sex with someone you feel connected with is usually better than a random hook up. But if you have this image in your head that the first time you have sex it's going to be this mindblowing experience and your heart will go dokidoki, stop it. Especially if it's sex with another virgin, it's gonna be clumsy and awkward.
>Actually, you're probably hopeless.
care to elaborate? i like you anon.
so...do i vote for daddy or for a young uglier guy( it's clear that i won't find someone likeable of my age)?
i'd like to read some suggestions on daddy relationship first, care to point at any...place to gather them? so far caring about std is the only thing i am sure my intellect grasped correctly.
I hate this meme.
Haven't you people watched porn? Studied what they did, what you wanted to try, how they talked, where they put their hands, positions? I'm not talking about the studio porn either I'm talking about amateur porn.
No one believed me when I said afterwards that I was a virgin because I was confident enough to know that I could do the same stuff that I had watched.
Virgin on virgin was one of the worst sexual experiences of my life, completely dissatisfying, and that's a fairly common experience. For most people, inexperience and low skill go hand in hand. You being a sex savant is great but doesn't change that.
i'm saving myself for you, ann
please make my wish come true
Any of you fellow faggots get with women? I don't get any hard on for it, I get a little tingle down there but mostly it is void of activity.
But I still feel compelled when a girl comes on to me to at least make out? And I do seem to enjoy it? Like my mind is telling me yes but my body... my body's tellin me no-oh-oh.
Seriously though, anyone else get this?
Same. She chocked it up to my dick being too big so that's a plus.
Porn taught me p well otherwise.
Losing virginity fucking sucked and im sorry i slept with her. One of only 2 or 3 regrets in my life
Making out and fooling around is hot with p much anyone so long as they look decent
Then I don't know what porn you were watching but porn taught me about there being stages such as foreplay and to keep going even though you think it might be lasting too long.
If people stopped self inserting in porn and started studying it instead they'd learn that the most important part about sex is the wonder of learning someone else's body and how far you can take that knowledge.
No, I could never do it.
In high school my friends were constantly trying to set me up with girls, but I never succumbed to the pressure because the thought of kissing a girl turned my stomach and made me ridiculously anxious.
>started studying it instead they'd learn that the most important part about sex is the wonder of learning someone else's body and how far you can take that knowledge.
Amateur porn maybe, or "Porn for Women". But the majority of porn has nothing to do with learning the wonder of another person's body. Most have almost no foreplay.
Most of it is powerfucking, and absurd close ups to make things look good for the camera.
2, though neither of them actually count.
With the first one I felt nothing, but she was one of the most attractive and popular girls in class so I felt obliged to 'like' her.
With the second one I thought she was a boy at first sight. I was in denial about needing contacts at that time and once I realised she was actually a girl the whole time it instantly vanished.
>When did you realise you were gay?
When I was 12 I realised girls didn't do anything for me at all. I was almost 13 when I realised boys were the one true path.
Yes, but looking back, I wouldn't really describe them as romantic crushes. I moved around a lot as a little kid, so any time I made good friends, it felt like a crush.
But they really don't compare to the actual crushes I had on boys once the sex drive turned on. They're totally different feelings.
I used to fap to straight porn in my early teen days but i'd imagine i was the gril (no tranny), and then ended up with major confusion and settled on just watching gay porn and im gay as fuck
I used to crush madly on my best friend between the ages of 4 to 9, I told her I was going to marry her one day.
I pretty much realized I liked guys around 11-12, and tried to deny or defy it until I was 14.
pls tell me this doesn't affect my membership status
>most look like ugly twinks that have been on hrt for the past year.
What makes me laugh is that nowadays complaining about "faggots" is like the #1 most common and faggoty opinion around.
Its like being an athiest in 2010 - everyone thought they were special and enlightened, but in fact nobody gives a shit and if anything you come off as dumb and judgemental rather than "euphoric" and intelligent.
22 here and currently going through one of the worst depressions because of feeling like I can't ever be with her even though she's all I think about all day, because I don't feel sexually attracted to women
On the other hand, I never had a man crush, don't know if it's due to repressed feelings or whatever, but when I fap it tends to involve gay/sissy fantasies.
And so, I feel stuck in a limbo, destined to remain a permavirgin.
>decide to go to burger king
>choose food I want from menu
>look at cashier
>look at hairy arms
>asks if small, medium, or large
>little prickly stubble around upper lip
>look at chest, bit of boobs
>it turns around
>notice hair isn't attached
>it's a man
In your situation, where you just have no idea wtf is going on, I would maybe try just not giving a fuck and experimenting a little.
Why dont you find some guy on grindr or craiglist or something? See how it goes, maybe that will help sharpen your focus.
I'm not one of those. I don't try to hide the fact that i'm a guy I just don't want to turn masculine. I usually hide my chest by wearing 2 layers, it's not really that bad but it's noticeable sometimes when my arms are back and it's a tight t shirt. I stay pretty skinny to try to prevent them.
you'll find someone anon. don't make the mistake to rush into a relationship just for the sake of being in a relationship. it won't make you happy anyways.
I mean, I totally fell for this dude I'm dating, but I'd rather he called it off than getting together with me because he wants to be in a relationship so badly.
since I'm adorable af he will become my genuine bf though, I'm positive.
>you'll find someone anon
don't give false hope. in order for him to find someone he has to work hard at it, given the small pool of people he has to choose from and even then they might not like him back or even want to be in a relationship. gay men are at the top of the statistics of growing old alone.
bullshit. you can have a special first time with more experienced people too. if you haven't met someone who was willing to wait ... well, bad for you.
mine didn't have to wait so long, but would have regardless. I was initiating it and it was indeed special.
not as special in the moment of actual sex, but afterwards. it certainly left a better aftertaste than fucking some random hookup, atleast I have that impression.
I sometimes do too. I'm not a tranny or anything (100% sure), but she is just so pretty and perfect and I've seen that video of her having fun at a festival dancing with a friend ... that was a moment, in which I had doubts about my sexuality.
Turns out I simply admire her for her prettiness.
my bf told me, that I wasn't so bad when I lost my virginity with him. he was a lot more experienced and somewhat guided me, so I kinda got to know how to fuck him. I came before he could, but since I was a virgin I got hard almost instantly again and got him off. I also don't think he lied to me. However we have good chemistry, what I think helped a lot.
virgin on virgin though ... no one knows how fast, how much, how anything tbhfam. I'm glad I didn't have to experience that.
What the fuck.
>weird looking guy approaches desk
>"Do you have adult pull ups?"
>"You know, like adult diapers like depends"
Now he's wandering around the library. Probably with shit in his drawers.
>mfw Scooby came back to /fit/ just to reply to a post i made
I'm about to give a relationship with a guy a real chance. Should I not ask for pictures and/or lewd pictures of him until I meet up with him? It feels like it would just make our meeting seem like a ONS, but I would like to see more of him.
gay scenes attract the worst sorts of gays. You're better off without one, desu.
Just swipe right to everyone tinder under the age of 25. Even if you're not attracted to them, if they're cool you might become friends, and then they'll invite you to hang out with them and their cool gay friendship group.
>tfw no gay guys around where i live in
>tfw don't have the confidence to go find some guys
>tfw str8 reli-friend gets flirts and shit from gay guys
Fucking finland. I can't seriously get ANY gay guys from here.
I just need to get this off my chest. I'm straight and married, but once every year or so I go through a phase where I can't stop thinking fag thoughts. I've never acted on it and I usually go jerk off to gay porn furiously for a few days until it blows over. I've chatted with gay guys in chat rooms but that is as far as I've gone.
That's all. Had to tell someone.