Gay General - Real Gays Let Everyone Know That They Are Gay Edition

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What was it like to serve under him?

What do you think his court and regent had to do to get their reforms passed?

>>5490797

Jesus, that slut-shaming video.

There is nothing more cringe-worthy than these social-justicey fags

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kS-C7yctcWc
>I am human, we all are
Fucking oppressive, I am trans-spritual otherkin.

As a shy loner closetfag, how to be less insecure about it all?

>>5490844
don't change, that is the kind of bf I want :3

>>5490820

I wanted to move to Portland Oregon until I heard that all the queers there were mega SJW. Also, they're apparently really into polyamory fucktardedness.

I could do open relationships where we kick the trick out as soon as we cum but not polyamory

HOW TO BE GAY IN COLLEGE:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sg44N9f0nNY

TOPS & BOTTOMS:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-gc60MSqIU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIQ_4kqigLw


Remember when youtube use to be a good place to watch music videos and funny unrehearsed videos? I want all these gay youtubers to die.

>>5490844
Let me love you and give you confidence.
>>5490858
Ignore him.

youtube vloggers are the worst. why do they all act the same? i hope they all die.

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>>5490828
>I am human, we all are
It's because of bigots like these that I can't ever come out. I just want to live in a universe where "someone" is respected, worshipped even, for what they truly are without having to hide their identity in a human meat suit just to fit in. Why do we have to label everything? Why can't we just be ourselves, in our full glory?

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>>5490889
>>5490828
this

I am actually a goblin prince.

>>5490869
Why are all the tips for college about getting a partner?

>Watching gay vloggers on YouTube
>Ever

They're the worst type of people.

I can't stand most gay guys.

I need a straight-acting bf who understands how I feel and is basically friendless and has a small family, because any guy with 10+ friends and 5+ family members is annoying as fuck.

>>5490924
>I need a straight-acting bf who understands how I feel and is basically friendless and has a small family
that is me basically

>>5490909

I couldn't get through 20 seconds of that video due to his voice and the fact that he goes on & on in an endless circle with no breaks. Seriously can we just put tape over his mouth. I'm sure his whimpers as he's getting fucked must sound so cute.

>>5490924
That's me.
I have no friends or family.

>>5490935
>>5490932

that's everyone on /lgbt/

>>5490924
I have family but I don't really like them, no real friends. You're all I need.

>>5490947
>>5490935
>>5490941
well, but I actually have a good family

>>5490933
Yeah he's annoying as hell but I'd fuck him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6GTPRPUvu0

1st faggot to make me laugh tonight

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>>5490869
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIQ_4kqigLw

HOLY SHIT! Are gays actually like that?
They are so fucking annoying.

How was everyone's Christmas break then?

I was ill with the flu the entire time which is always great.

I'm back at work today and feel like killing myself.

>>5490984
i don't know...it seems like every faggot on youtube or in the media is some stereotypical faggot ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIum-TIW__w

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>tfw you're flirting with a guy and its going really well and then you say something off kilter and completely fuck it up

>>5491013
where is the racist fascist in that, sorry I meant "The One" ofc

>>5491023

what did you say?

Also if you have to watch what you say around a guy than he obviously isn't the one.


>>5491027
At this point, considering all the horrible white guys I've met..maybe I should try another race.

>>5491037
>At this point, considering all the horrible white guys I've met..maybe I should try another race.
get pozzed fag

>>5491023

Whenever I go conspiratard on a guy that happens.

>>5491053
>tfw start talking about my blood fetish and how I hate people

For whatever reason those are red flags.

>>5491053
I met a guy for a date once who went on a mini rant about 9/11. If he wasn't qt it would have probably weirded me out desu.

>>5491058
Keep that shit to yourself nigga.

>>5491037
I asked him if he'd done much like this before (it had already been made clear we were both looking for a fuckbuddies type of situation)

then he got really weird, idk why

>>5491058
Please be my boyfriend, I'm O neg.

>>5491073
Are you the same desperate guy?

>>5491078
No, I'm not that social.

>>5491067
>tfw being qt turns you from a backassed weirdo into a unique, forward thinking human bean
>tfw being qt literally brainwashes everyone near you

>>5491109
>>tfw being qt turns you from a backassed weirdo into a unique, forward thinking human bean
>>tfw being qt literally brainwashes everyone near you
NOT FAIR! IT'S NOT FAIR, THEY HAVE IT SO EASY!

>tfw have half a bottle of wine and full fifth of liquor left from new years
>just got finished lifting


I just want a little bit to relax...

>>5491109
Nah I still thought it was strange. I just bit my tongue and changed the topic.

Thinking about it now he was probably autistic. He was reeeeeally at though.

>>5491117
You should get a trip so I can filter you and your dumb picture.

>>5491109
You know what isn't qt? Insecurity about being QT and constantly comparing yourself to others :3

>>5491121
Qt

I meant qt

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Omg guys!! I'm a special snowflake and actually hate every faggot I meet.

IRL: "basic" bitches who only know how to be catty and over use lingo they learned from RuPauls. Watch shitty reality TV shows and listens to top40

Online: Too self important and most seem to have some type of inferiority complex, always out to one-up you. Try to be overly intelligent when they're not.

4chin gays: *cringe*, most look like ugly twinks that have been on hrt for the past year. Plays shitty steam games and watches anime. Tries too hard to appear 'normie'

Where can I find ppl that accept me for the neurotically pleasant and annoying faggot that I am? I feel like an outcast around other outcasts.

It's depressing, I have no friends ;_;

>>5491131
I-I would accept you.

>>5491124
I'M SHORRY!

>>5491131
How do you not fit in with 4chan gays?
If youre civil and somewhat cute people will like you.

>>5491121
True crazy can outweigh the qt, it's true.
>>5491127
Im not complaining bb
Having muscles and a decent face is basically a superpower :3

>>5491141
He wasn't crazy just a bit of a conspiracy nut. He was actually the nicest guy I've been out with and the one I'd probably get back with if I had the chance.

>>5491137
Please don't play with my emotions like that.

>>5491140
Well I have a pretty overbearing personality, at some point ppl usually hate me for a while before they either learn to accept me or we just grow apart. IDK if that sounds autistic. Also blogging, I hate it when people talk to me about their personal shit (BF, family etc) I think I just wanna find artists friends because anyone who isnt trying to... create something just fucking bores me.

Sorry if this all sounds pretentious I just want friends ;_;

>>5491173
Ill be your friend if youre a cute sub.

>>5491173
I think you're going to struggle to make new friends if you're prejudging everybody. Just be chill.

>>5491183
I'm a sub at heart but I'm too tall and it's even harder to find guys as tall as me to abuse me than it is finding friends so I just fuck twinks now

>>5491215
It's not even that I prejudge, I just feel so constrained with time that if I dont immediately find people interesting I stop talking to them :(

It's really difficult because I'm not in the same place where I was a few years ago where I hid how I felt and didnt say what I wanted to. Now I say what's on my mind at all times and people either dont like it, arent used to it or find it weird =/

I'm usually ok with being a lone but everyone once in a while, like tonight, I get a hard cold reminder that I have no one to talk to and I must blog on a board I hardly ever post on
Thanks for listening I"m going to bed now
D;

>>5491140
you only have to be half of one of these desu

>>5491253
Are you calling yourself ugly again?
Nigga lift weights

>>5491289
if i stop being ugly i cant talk about it all the time

>>5491127
This tbqh
Being cute won't suddenly make people like you, you'll still be an insufferable piece of shit but you will have one less thing to blame nobody wanting to be around you on.

The fact people here are so quick to act like they're entitled to everyone liking them despite not putting the effort into being likeable and blame a bunch of unrelated things or tell themselves that everyone else gets away with it is why everyone here is alone. You're all horrible self obsessed freaks and you don't deserve to be liked if you think at people are at and liked simply because of luck, like its the rest of the world's fault you're a loser.

>>5491333
>Being cute won't suddenly make people like you
Not true people who think you're cute will like you.

You sound like an asshole though desu I'd rather be friends with the other guy.

>>5491378
Oops name on

I wish I had a transgender gf tbqh...

I wish I could run away from all this
I wish I could find somewhere I feel safe
I wish I could find someone I could trust

>>5491117
>>5491137

But you are cute, you cute little sad-faced slut.

>>5491415
Impregnate me, Senpai
I want to feel your vile seed deep inside my being
I want you to coat my boy womb in your creamy delight
I want you to make me carry your spawn inside myself
Pls Senpai daddy
Put your cummies in my tummy

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>>5491415
>tfw he rubs his beard on yours
>tfw you wake up next to each other
>tfw you both are starting to look at the thought of making this relationship a long term relationship

today was a good morning :)

>>5491448
Youre desperate as fuck

>>5491131
you sound pretentious as fuck and unlikeable alltogether.
>overly intelligent
>has a problem with people who aren't
autism check

>>5491450
>tfw you wake up alone
>again

Dreams are sweeter than reality.

>>5491450
I'm happy for you ^_^

>>5491415
>yfw jupp got a Canadian bf/fiance/husbando b4 u

>>5491477

SP isn't really Canada bc he's from Quebec

>>5491448
that would make senpais bf jealous.

>>5491495
Poor rugby.
Anon's are lusting over his bfs maple flavored sausage

>>5491498
rugby? no, senpai has a bf now.

when u meet a new boy and fall hard desu
i cant sleep senpai

>>5491517
where did you fall?

>>5491520

into the trap of romance once again, i don't wanna get hurt anymore

>>5491530
what sort of trap is that? people shouldn't leave traps lying around other people can get hurt that way.

>>5491531

the kind of trap where a cute Guatemalan boy views ur hookup app profile and the first meeting was so amazing even though im like a 6/10 and have a shitty personality once you get to know me

>>5491541
If you don't want to fall in love why are you on hookup apps and meeting people? I don't get it. I guess life is easier being a 3/10 no one really gives a fuck about you.

>>5491541
Aww that sounds cute anon, good luck.

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>>5491531
>>5491541
ah well... I expecting the trap to be a bear trap. seems to be what most fall for around these parts.

>>5491541
know that feeling
>internet dating thing
>incredibly handsome guy chats me up
>we meet
>talk for like ~6 hours
>next two dates the same
>can't sleep because I'm only thinking of him all night long
we kissed and actually even fucked, but the conversations are the shit. I have never felt so linked to someone after such a short time.

>>5491545
>being a 3/10 no one really gives a fuck about you.
a 2/10 would

>>5491545

well. i wasn't really actively until the 2nd this year, i was sad af for like all of december because 2015 was a really bad year for me. i don't respond to like 9/10 messages and hardly browse these days. i was just drawn to him and so far so good I guess.

>>5491549

were both cubs lmao

>>5491550

yeah we've been texting non stop and it seems to be really fluid and honest, and it's so weird because I swear I'd written off romance for like the whole quarter of last year, resolutions seem to be working so far.

>>5491566

last quarter of last year** fuck it's late

>>5491566
lol
why are you constructing problems, just roll with the times. ebb and flow, nucca. if people are interested in you you shouldn't put of romance. stop being a bumbler that lives inside his own head and enjoy the people that likes you.

>>5491452
that wasn't me, I just took a nap

>>5491572

I'll try mr, over analyzing has always been a problem for me. thanks for the encouragement anyways.

>>5491587
do you have any experience working with dogs? dogs are highly receptive of our mental states. often it is us creating the problems we think the dogs have.
what most people don't get is that focusing on our problems is also a way of dealing with them and it usually yields no different solution. this is basic affirmation.

think about military communication. when a superior orders someone to do something they respond with "affirmative". why do you think that is. its because the superior paints a mental picture of what needs to be done and that IS how the task should be done, no questioning, no "I'll se if I'm up to it" or similar, just affirmative.

affirmation isn't a magical realm but it does change our mental baseline. thinking "I have a problem with overanalyzing" is actually the same as operating under the same mental state just from a different angel. this affects our psyche more than we think because we are wired to want to affirm what we think we know of the world, meaning if I'm a person that expects to fail I want the world to confirm that yes, you always fail no point in trying. that is the place that I've established my confidence from but in no way does it have to be like that. our brains are very plastic and through very easy mental training we can change it.

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If you gays love 'boypussy' so much, why not date an actual FtM boy with a pussy??

>>5491639
because boypussy is not a pussy and only individuals with xy chromosomes have it.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTQcJx7xqAc

>>5491639
boypussy is a repulsive fetish-term. I don't know any gays irl who aren't disgusted by it.

>>5491687
This.

The only person ive ever heard use it irl was some tranny. It's cringeworthy tbqh fampai.

>>5491692
I've only known two people to ever use it ironically irl
and they were fellow filthy 4chan faggots

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>tfw developing crush on awkward manbaby Maths PhD researcher

he lives near me also actually. hes just sooo smart!

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>>5491702
were you on /pol/ earlier?

saw him poster there as well

>muh nyuhmbers

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>>5491705

no, i dont ever post there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdsey0irfSs

Grindr seriously makes me want to give up being gay.
It's fucking disgusting.

>>5491697
It wasn't even ironic it sent shivers down my spine.

>niggers/sandniggers using overexposured pictures in their profile

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This guy wants to be my 'gym partner'

Def2cool4me

>>5490812

it would be sweet as fuckkk

>>5491733

he looks like a funny guy

dont bully people

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how can portlandia be so fucking based?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkRog16ODY4

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>>5491740
I'm just sick of only getting messages from creepy 48 year old married men like <

tfw not a cute straight white girl with a cute straight white bf to make you feel like a princess

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>>5491756
There was this guy that used to call me princess but it was in a teasing way because im not too masc

>>5491766
cute desu

who here
/realizedthathe'lldiealonebutistoopoortodrinkhimselftodeathsoinsteadhepostinanecraponaboardhenevervisitssohepostedthisonthewrongworngthreadfrombeforeinsteadofthecorrectoneandendedupwithamassivenospacesnobreakslineoftextthatisimpossibletoread/?

>>5490889
>>5490901
>They think they have it hard
try being the collective sense of impeding doom, failure and existential despair of this board given form then mates.

>>5491767
Yeah sometimes i even miss the teasing, i dont even know why

Fem/masc is the purest

>>5491766
o fugg me too

>>5491756
this has to be the gayest thing ive read all day

>>5491780
>Fem/masc is the purest

a greater truth has never been spoken

>>5491791

post dick pls

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>another year of no bf

>>5491789
Im not even mad, after we would have sex and he called me his princess and cuddled me it was cute af

Thinking back he probably had a major fetish for it because he also had a thing for trying to get me off while holding my arms down or back so nobody touched my dick

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>tfw no minotaur4minotaur bf

>tfw my 2016 gay agenda hasn't come in yet

We are still converting straigt youths and working for our Jewish overlords right?

>>5491823
no it's the mandaean overlords this year.

>>5491823
Well it isn't the current year anymore so I think we're all agreeing to forget about that stuff.

http://i.imgur.com/fcPW3tB.jpg

Hey Nerds. Happy New Year, is this the one where you finally get a bf?

>>5491823
my gay agenda for 2016 is to get fucked thats about it

>>5491839
were u @ bby

>>5491839
I'll be your bf bby

>>5491855
bro

>>5491855
>>5491849
But my current bf is cuter than both of you. :/

>>5491858
All's fair in love and war man.
I couldn't wait around for you forever :^)

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>>5491859

>>5491859
ha, u sure showed them
let's go, babe

>>5491859
yeurgh i feel dirty
last time i comment on a body pic without knowing a face

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Can we post our versions of these? I'm curious to know more about you, gaygen.

>>5491823
muslim invasion was added to the list, but I guess they could have gotten that covered by "serving the Jewish overlords"

>>5491868
wow. I can see the moment when he broke your heart.

>>5491873
now I'm curious as to what is face looks like

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>>5491876

>>5491873
>>5491859
Kek, apparently you're ugly and now I'm curious to see what you look like. Post face.

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>>5491876
why cant you just ask them
the point of knowing more about someone is to show you give a shit, and these charts just nullify the whole thing

>>5491873
hahahahaha fucking Gatch

>>5491889
>>5491884
>>5491873
I'm coot.

>>5491900
Prove it. The hivemind says otherwise.

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>>5491898
Because I don't actually care to know them beyond something I can read in under a minute, plus making and reading these charts is fun. It gives you visual insight to how certain posters view themselves.

I would like to see what such a chart would look like for you.

>>5491839

>needing that pose to hide bellyfat
ew

pick up some weights, skinnyfat

>>5491911
No thanks, id probably visit the steaming shithole that is /soc/ if this came to be.

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>>5491928
Lol, if you say so.

>>5491909
Here, have a shitty snapchat.

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>>5491938
You look adorable.

>>5491948
Fuck off Zombii, you would try and say wiz or rugby is 'adorable'
your opinion means nothing it is worthless

>>5491938
you are pretty cute

too bad I will never be good enough for you

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>>5491958
You're adorable.

>>5491961
jesus you're annoying

>>5491639
I would love to if he was a stocky pussymanlet

>>5491747
Wow you got an actual well typed message instead of just a pic of his saggy daddynuts. Life must be so hard for you rn

>>5491963
I think his dedication is endearing.

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>>5491876
I literally did every single namefag.

>>5491986
R-really, y-you really think so?

>>5491992
it's tripfags

>>5491993
Yeah dude, despite so much disapproval you just keep of trucking and being cute. I think it's charming honestly, you just shouldn't feel so bad about yourself all the time though. You're definitely much more than you think you are.

>>5492003
Not all of them trip. All of them use names though.

>>5492003
No, tripfags usually aren't alone.

Is every single poster in these generals an annoying, entitled piece of shit?
Or is that just all gay men?

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>>5491992
without namefags your anonymity would mean nothing. you're welcome

>>5491992
>animorphs-the aliens
Top kek

>>5492007
>this level of denial
>in a gaygen thread
all namefags are de facto tripfags

>>5492032
post boipussi

Who do gaynons count as having "lost virginity"?

I've kissed and sucked off the guy I really like (:3) before, but I'd like to know what people count as having lost virginity for gays

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>>5492056
>>5491992
Seriously though you're only proud to be anonymous by default. If there weren't namefags or tripfags you wouldn't be so proud to be anonymous. Your anonymity is a false bravado.

>>5492065
>>5492065
>Who do gaynons count as having "lost virginity"?
contracting an STD from a male sexual partner

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>namefags

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People who know the tastes of bears/cubs in their area (so mostly other bears and chasers). Do your local bears generally prefer other bears, or chaser types.

In my area according to Growlr it seems like bears only want other bears, but Ive seen people here angst about how their local bears prefer twinks and other chasers.

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>>5492076
>midwest
Nothing but bears here man. Minnesota has more /fa/ twink thin guys though.

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>>5492076
the middle guy looks like rugby

>>5492081
if by middle you mean right

>>5492084
kek

>>5492084
rekt.

Why am I such a sweet person when talking one on one and in person, but such a meanie when posting anonymously on 4chan?
I don't want to be mean but idiots on this site love to argue...
I don't want to ever be like this in person

>>5492076
It depends what sort of bears they are. Koala bears, Grizzly bears, Polar bears, kodiak bear... You know, you have to narrow it down. But bears tend to stay with bears.
Giraffes goes with other giraffes, but otters sometimes goes with rats and hawks. You got your lions going with both seahorses and okapis, and a clean-cut fire dragon will sometimes go with a pikachu.

Anyway, you need to upgrade your poke balls and try to catch them all. If you're super good you might catch and ayy lmao.

I've just been warned, guys.
No more posting the crying furry starfox anymore.

(IT'S NOT FAIR!)

>>5492091
>a clean-cut fire dragon will sometimes go with a pikachu
Absolutely filthy

>>5492098
post it anyway faggot
no more fursecution

>>5492101
For the last time, I'm not a furry, I just really like that pic.

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>tfw no bf
>tfw no friends
>tfw lonely in this world

>>5492107
then you are our allies in paws, if you wish, my good sir.

>>5492074
Who is everyone in this pic?

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>>5492076

Much better now

>>5492114
>then you are our allies in paws
>in paws
max cringe

>if you wish, my good sir
I'd rather not

>>5492118
still pretty fucking awful

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>>5492124
agreed, how about replacing it with this one?

>>5492128
that's not an otter. that's a twunk / twink hybrid.

>>5492121
HSSSSSSSSST MEOARGH HHRRRSSSSSSSSSST
*swipes you with diamond tipped golden leopard claws that leaves a big cut in ur throat that makes you bleed to death while i watch you and laugh evially*

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>>5492124
>>5492076
for you

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>>5492131
kek

>>5491938
>tfw gatch looks incredibly similar to you, even the same color hair

>>5492132
all incredibly disgusting and gross
definitively shit taste

>>5492137
I always wanted to fuck a clone of myself

you 2 have a chance

>>5492137
Twinsies.

>>5492131
trip on wiz

lmao...
chaturbateDOTcom
/lordofthecocks1337/

>>5492147
>tfw I browse /gsg/ and just thought you meant a game developer

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>>5490924
I have a few friends and not much immediate family. So yeah there'S that.

>tfw no closeted bf to make me wear girl clothes so no one would know he's a big bottom fag

>>5492170
It's not like you'd pass
No one does unless they're asian

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>>5492170
Sounds lik you're both bottom fags.

>>5490924
This just sounds sad. Why wouldn't you want family and friends?

>tfw small house so can only invite 15 people over at most for parties.

Feelsbadman.jpg

>>5492180
Honestly party size doesn't really matter so long as you like everyone there. I never go why people invited random strangers into their homes to probably break something.

>>5492191
But with such a small house I have to pick and choose which friends to invite. :/

>>5492196
Well, then just all go out somewhere. Surely you got a park at night or a bar to go to.

wish me luck bros, about to try something new

>>5492206
you'll fail. We always do.

>>5492206
Make him wear a condom!

>>5492218
>Alcohol is lame.

And drugs are expensive.

>>5492209

jokes on you, i did it!!

>>5492216

its just a date at his house
we're going to watch a film + get takeout.

...
Wait, do you think he wants to fuck? im not prepared for this!

>>5492218

I dont get the US's 21 and over law. Like, youre allowed to join the army and kill human beings, but you arent allowed to go to a bar? what gives?

>>5492228
>what gives?
nagging women (M.A.D.D.), pandering politicians, and the fact that most 18-20yr olds don't vote

>>5492224
Meh, I just don't really have much of an interest in drugs or alcohol for whatever reason. I'm kind of a slit tho so there goes my goody 2 shoes status.

>>5492109
I'd share my one-person space blanket with you

>>5492228
Drinking is disgusting
If anything they should raise the drinking age to 41

>>5492228
Did he used the expression 'netflix and chill'?

When someone invites you to their place to watch movies you will at least end up sucking each other off most of the times.

>>5492218
>Alcohol is lame

When you take too much. In moderation, at a tipsy level, it can make a nice night.

>>5492238
oh, and also the fact that most Americans have to drive a car to get anywhere.

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literally all of my gay mates have bfs now
where is mine?? did they run out of stock at the bf store?? ;_;

>>5492253
You were supposed to pre order it

>>5492253
Have you tried not being ugly?

>>5492253
Fuck your mates and bfs and make their relationships fall appart

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>tfw too intelligent to get a job

>>5492247
Like I said, it's just really not my thing.

>>5492265
Do you want to be a model?

>tfw no gay scene at your college

>>5492265
>too intelligent to get a job.

Keep telling yourself that.

>>5492271
>tfw no gay scene at your state.

>>5492271
I slightly get this because the gay scene at mine is fucking grim.

I know it is a meme to say "all gays I know irl are catty and self obsessed" but when even the genuinely catty people think the lgbt society is toxic, I think that says something.

>grindr message from very qt guy
>screen name is rupaul related

This is a dilemma. Should I reply or should I block him?

hi Gaygen.
life is puzzling and somehow difficult and sad , both for my gayness and overall other things.
my parents not wise enough(daddy issues aprtially related), few friends to learn from.
recently i am finding my identity and pushing to change myself in amazing ways, but i am not strong enough, not fast enough.
i lack guidance, a direction, a lead, a teacher, a model, new experiences( but i don't feel like losing V would be so useful).

what would you suggest me?

is there a chat/skypegroup to find friends/mentorship? especially for gay ( non degenerate) lifestyles.
how much does losing virginity matter to personal development? i don't feel so in need to and i don't feel adequate.
would you say experiences with a way older male/surrogate daddy can be good for people like me? any story/experience to share?

>>5492271
All gay scenes are terrible. University homo-illuminati are usually mega queens anyway. You aren't missing out.

>>5492289
study, get a degree and then get a job

>>5492271
>tfw no gay scene in your country

fucking Pakistan.

>>5492289
Daddies are the best. Just make sure he's not poz, unless you're into that.

>tfw no mentor daddy bf to give me life advice

>>5492291
yeah but there's no way to meet gays without going to their events
and i'm in a college town, so there's nothing.

how do you all live? grindr? tinder?
>>5492300
ow

>>5492288
you mean ronpaul?

liberals and your problematic thoughts ...

>>5492288
Reply, he's probably funny.

>>5492289
Suggestion: Grow up, read a book, suck a dick.

Chat/skype: that's dumb.
Virginity: The concept of virginity is stupid, if you and another person want to have sex, have it. That's all there is to sex. It isn't some magical ceremony that changes your life.
Experience: No, in your current state you'll 99% get taken advantage of. Find some broken kid for a throwaway relationship or friendship where you guys can grow on your problems together.

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>>5492138

>>5492296
>study, get a degree and then get a job

thanks anon, but not only your method is slow, but also i am already trying to study, but systematic sadness and life failure prevent good results at university to happen.
i am trying to change, but i need additional counseling to change.

>>5492301
>>5492301
>Daddies are the best. Just make sure he's not poz, unless you're into that.


thanks. do you have any additional info on how to select them, contact them, find the right one, latch on it?
i live in italy in case that's relevant.

>>5492307
...

Verrrry different people lol /pol/

>>5492308
virginity is legit though. having your first sexual experience with someone you love makes it a unique shared experience.

does anyone on here want to be my bf

i am ugly and boring and my mood changes constantly

>>5492328
Yay, two awful virgins boinking each other with awful technique and probably not using lube after a year or so of suspense. That sounds magical.

>>5492308
>No, in your current state you'll 99% get taken advantage of

i am young and naive. what does " get taken advantage of" mean?

aside from getting buttsexed, which i expect and i accept, i don't get what could happen.

> Find some broken kid for a throwaway relationship

not only i am low tier attractiveness, terrible at making friends but also i would feel like a failure if i made someone suffer. the only people who message me on those shitty apps are old people and they look nice...sometimes.

>>5492336
>implying
it's overhyped but that doesn't mean it's worthless

>>5492342
Worthless.

>>5492341
Actually, you're probably hopeless.

>>5492303
>college town
>nothing

Check Grindr/Tinder, yeah. There are gonna be a ton of guys there, students and profs, if you just want to lick a dick or ten. If the campus gay organization hosts events, you can try to go to those - I went to dances hosted by mine and they were pretty fun. Too much BBC for me, though.

>>5492328
First time is worst time. Anyone who romanticizes losing their virginity is an idiot and probably also a virgin.

>>5492331
so you are a girl then?

>>5492346
>>5492336
>>5492308
You're boring and annoying
Thank you for using a name so I can filter you

>>5492356

not him but also virgin.

You think i shouldnt "save it" for someone but just go find someone on grindr to plow me this weekend?

>>5492341
At this point you need to just start making decisions and see what happens. Look out for std's and roll some dice. You'll learn a lot and might only end up mostly miserable instead of completely

>>5492358
pretty much
but i have a penis

>>5492361
Np bb.

>>5492362
No, don't misread it like that.

Saving it is fine, and sex with someone you feel connected with is usually better than a random hook up. But if you have this image in your head that the first time you have sex it's going to be this mindblowing experience and your heart will go dokidoki, stop it. Especially if it's sex with another virgin, it's gonna be clumsy and awkward.

>>5492346
>Actually, you're probably hopeless.

care to elaborate? i like you anon.

>>5492366
so...do i vote for daddy or for a young uglier guy( it's clear that i won't find someone likeable of my age)?

i'd like to read some suggestions on daddy relationship first, care to point at any...place to gather them? so far caring about std is the only thing i am sure my intellect grasped correctly.

>>5492375
I hate this meme.
Haven't you people watched porn? Studied what they did, what you wanted to try, how they talked, where they put their hands, positions? I'm not talking about the studio porn either I'm talking about amateur porn.
No one believed me when I said afterwards that I was a virgin because I was confident enough to know that I could do the same stuff that I had watched.

>>5492368
trip on booger

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>>5492393
>meme

Virgin on virgin was one of the worst sexual experiences of my life, completely dissatisfying, and that's a fairly common experience. For most people, inexperience and low skill go hand in hand. You being a sex savant is great but doesn't change that.

>>5492375
This. Just assume it'll be awful, with way more blood and crying then you expected.

But at least you get to cuddle afterward.

>>5492393
Be careful trying to replicate what you see in porn. My first time, i just rammed the whole thing in, cause that's what porn taught me. lol

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>>5492423
i'm saving myself for you, ann
please make my wish come true

/gaygen/

Any of you fellow faggots get with women? I don't get any hard on for it, I get a little tingle down there but mostly it is void of activity.

But I still feel compelled when a girl comes on to me to at least make out? And I do seem to enjoy it? Like my mind is telling me yes but my body... my body's tellin me no-oh-oh.

Seriously though, anyone else get this?

>tfw five.five inch penis not four inches like previously thought

>>5492406
v. Pretty

>>5492436
Same. She chocked it up to my dick being too big so that's a plus.
Porn taught me p well otherwise.

Losing virginity fucking sucked and im sorry i slept with her. One of only 2 or 3 regrets in my life

>>5492443
Making out and fooling around is hot with p much anyone so long as they look decent

>>5492436
Then I don't know what porn you were watching but porn taught me about there being stages such as foreplay and to keep going even though you think it might be lasting too long.
If people stopped self inserting in porn and started studying it instead they'd learn that the most important part about sex is the wonder of learning someone else's body and how far you can take that knowledge.

>>5492443
Your mind and body isn't separated dumb dumb.

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>>5492439
>that pic
Who the fuck researches this stuff? lol

>>5492444
Trips and dick gains. Mirin.

>>5492450
Yeah. It definitely didn't help that I mistook her gasps of pain as sign she was enjoying herself. lol

>>5492443
No, I could never do it.

In high school my friends were constantly trying to set me up with girls, but I never succumbed to the pressure because the thought of kissing a girl turned my stomach and made me ridiculously anxious.

>>5492443
Absolutely disgusting.jpg

>>5492459
Tell that to R Kelly

>>5492480
Yeah see I read that from lots of gays.

I do not see the disgust, does that mean I am partly bi?

>>5492453
>started studying it instead they'd learn that the most important part about sex is the wonder of learning someone else's body and how far you can take that knowledge.
Amateur porn maybe, or "Porn for Women". But the majority of porn has nothing to do with learning the wonder of another person's body. Most have almost no foreplay.

Most of it is powerfucking, and absurd close ups to make things look good for the camera.

>>5492500
That's what it sounds like to me.

How many of you had girl crushes growing up?

When did you realise you were gay? Or did you know from the start?

>>5492527
All girl crushes until i was 20. Then it was like a switch flipped and men were suddenly an option

will any of the uk fags be watching cbb from tomorrow? I read there's lots of handsome men going in.

>>5492527
never had a crush.

>>5492532
Did you fap to women as well or men?

>>5492527
2, though neither of them actually count.
With the first one I felt nothing, but she was one of the most attractive and popular girls in class so I felt obliged to 'like' her.
With the second one I thought she was a boy at first sight. I was in denial about needing contacts at that time and once I realised she was actually a girl the whole time it instantly vanished.

>When did you realise you were gay?
When I was 12 I realised girls didn't do anything for me at all. I was almost 13 when I realised boys were the one true path.

>>5492527
Yes, but looking back, I wouldn't really describe them as romantic crushes. I moved around a lot as a little kid, so any time I made good friends, it felt like a crush.

But they really don't compare to the actual crushes I had on boys once the sex drive turned on. They're totally different feelings.

>>5492554
Only fapped to women but was picky about quality of guys and dicks in my porn. Good dick made for better porn, but it was the combo of chick and dick that made it fappable

>>5492534
>watching Big Brother

>>5492571
I used to fap to straight porn in my early teen days but i'd imagine i was the gril (no tranny), and then ended up with major confusion and settled on just watching gay porn and im gay as fuck

>>5492532
Pretty much this.

>>5491131

Ill prove that im not an ugly hrt twink, also can you put hrt and twink in same sentence, i feel hrt users are "girls" and twinks are boys who look young/not hairy

I do play steam games, not creative but competitive.

>>5491183

Plus i like to make friends, here is my kik:Atwink

>>5492511
Shame it isn't enough to get passed kissing :-/

Thank you for your opinion.

>>5492527
I used to crush madly on my best friend between the ages of 4 to 9, I told her I was going to marry her one day.
I pretty much realized I liked guys around 11-12, and tried to deny or defy it until I was 14.

pls tell me this doesn't affect my membership status

>>5492598
Go away Ashley

>>5492598
How's life in Louisiana?

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>>5491131
>most look like ugly twinks that have been on hrt for the past year.

>>5492620
literally my fetish

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>>5491131

What makes me laugh is that nowadays complaining about "faggots" is like the #1 most common and faggoty opinion around.

Its like being an athiest in 2010 - everyone thought they were special and enlightened, but in fact nobody gives a shit and if anything you come off as dumb and judgemental rather than "euphoric" and intelligent.

22 here and currently going through one of the worst depressions because of feeling like I can't ever be with her even though she's all I think about all day, because I don't feel sexually attracted to women

On the other hand, I never had a man crush, don't know if it's due to repressed feelings or whatever, but when I fap it tends to involve gay/sissy fantasies.

And so, I feel stuck in a limbo, destined to remain a permavirgin.

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>>5492625
literally me

I just like the effects is all

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>>5492620
>get hungry
>decide to go to burger king
>choose food I want from menu
>look at cashier
>woman
>look at hairy arms
>wait man?
>asks if small, medium, or large
>girly voice
>wait woman?
>look closer
>little prickly stubble around upper lip
>man?
>look at chest, bit of boobs
>ugh, woman?
>it turns around
>notice hair isn't attached
>wig
>it's a man

>>5492643

In your situation, where you just have no idea wtf is going on, I would maybe try just not giving a fuck and experimenting a little.

Why dont you find some guy on grindr or craiglist or something? See how it goes, maybe that will help sharpen your focus.

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>>5492643

>>5492651
I'm not one of those. I don't try to hide the fact that i'm a guy I just don't want to turn masculine. I usually hide my chest by wearing 2 layers, it's not really that bad but it's noticeable sometimes when my arms are back and it's a tight t shirt. I stay pretty skinny to try to prevent them.

>slut shaming video
>retard who does a jump cut every 3 seconds

What a dumb slut. Can't even record himself for 5 seconds without sucking a dick so he has to edit it out.

>>5492600
Top or bottom?
Maybe you should let a girl peg you.

Or have a threesome, and let the other guy take care of all the feminine bits. lol

>>5492651
You need to worry less about labels. Just put it in the "would not fuck" camp and move on.

>>5492652
I'm not from US and I don't live alone so it'd be pretty hard to do something like this discreetly

>>5492689
where you live?

>>5492253
you'll find someone anon. don't make the mistake to rush into a relationship just for the sake of being in a relationship. it won't make you happy anyways.

I mean, I totally fell for this dude I'm dating, but I'd rather he called it off than getting together with me because he wants to be in a relationship so badly.
since I'm adorable af he will become my genuine bf though, I'm positive.

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>>5492703
>I'm positive
bad wording m8

>>5492703
>you'll find someone anon
don't give false hope. in order for him to find someone he has to work hard at it, given the small pool of people he has to choose from and even then they might not like him back or even want to be in a relationship. gay men are at the top of the statistics of growing old alone.

>>5492336
bullshit. you can have a special first time with more experienced people too. if you haven't met someone who was willing to wait ... well, bad for you.
mine didn't have to wait so long, but would have regardless. I was initiating it and it was indeed special.
not as special in the moment of actual sex, but afterwards. it certainly left a better aftertaste than fucking some random hookup, atleast I have that impression.

>>5492406
I sometimes do too. I'm not a tranny or anything (100% sure), but she is just so pretty and perfect and I've seen that video of her having fun at a festival dancing with a friend ... that was a moment, in which I had doubts about my sexuality.
Turns out I simply admire her for her prettiness.

>tfw masc
>tfw no in the closet twink bf or transgender gf

Fembois are faggots though.

>>5492416
my bf told me, that I wasn't so bad when I lost my virginity with him. he was a lot more experienced and somewhat guided me, so I kinda got to know how to fuck him. I came before he could, but since I was a virgin I got hard almost instantly again and got him off. I also don't think he lied to me. However we have good chemistry, what I think helped a lot.

virgin on virgin though ... no one knows how fast, how much, how anything tbhfam. I'm glad I didn't have to experience that.

What the fuck.
>at work
>weird looking guy approaches desk
>"Do you have adult pull ups?"
>Wot?
>"You know, like adult diapers like depends"

Now he's wandering around the library. Probably with shit in his drawers.

>>5492812
lol are you a librarian?

>>5492746
>tfw still not sure which one of these i am yet

>>5492821
>tfw don't have to worry about such things

How many gays in this thread are voting for TRUMP?

>>5492820
Maybe.
Def not getting paid enough to deal with mentally handicapped people diapers.
Time to ask for a raise.

>>5492821
I'd probably stay femboi. If you change your mind, you can always transition later.

Also, trannies are gross.

>tfw no bf

>>5492854
that is what i'm doing

they are
>>5492826
>tfw either way i'm fucking insane to consider it

>>5492746
>tfw no masc4fem bi bf to dictate your gender as the ultimate form of domination
:(

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>mfw Scooby came back to /fit/ just to reply to a post i made

holy shit

>>5492857

>>>/femgen/

>>5492864
>femgen will never be popular again

make a new one pls

>>5492864
>implying

>>5492872
do it yourself

>tfw not a librarian
>tfw dont even have a job

I'm about to give a relationship with a guy a real chance. Should I not ask for pictures and/or lewd pictures of him until I meet up with him? It feels like it would just make our meeting seem like a ONS, but I would like to see more of him.

>>5492857
You post dem pics yet bb?

>>5492863
>tfw no qt twink to force to wear woman's clothing and introduce himself as my gf.

>>5492879
hnnnng

>>5492874
u asked for this

>>5492886
>>5492886
>>5492886
>>5492886
>>5492886

if you don't like my fetishes, don't come crying

>>5492879

>tfw no beefy bearded bf to force to wear womens clothing and introduce as my gf

hows the beard coming along, ann?

>>5492888
my nigger

>>5492875
It's pretty great most of the time. Till you have to deal with incontinent patrons, or a fatty having a heart attack, or a geriatric man who want's help setting up his fetlife profile.

Also the pay isn't so great.

>>5492877
Asking for a face pic is fine. Just don't ask for lewds.

>>5492888
Nice trips.
Beards coming pretty slowly, Only been growing it a couple weeks. I've never done the full beard before, only goatee.

>>5492895
Thanks. It's tinder so I already got to see his face plus some delicious chest hair peaking out of his shirt

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>>5492101
>furries

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>>5492300
>being kebab

>>5492271
gay scenes attract the worst sorts of gays. You're better off without one, desu.
Just swipe right to everyone tinder under the age of 25. Even if you're not attracted to them, if they're cool you might become friends, and then they'll invite you to hang out with them and their cool gay friendship group.