So I was wondering /lesgen/, who are your music crushes?
Mine is twigs and Grimes, but mainly twigs. Azealia Banks could be a crush if it weren't for her trash twitter personality.
My first celebrity crush was probably Yulia Volkova from t.A.t.U.
she looks so weird nowadays though
If you are out with your qt friend/ crush and at one time shift seats with other friends so you can sit next to her, to which she responds with "are you here because you want to cuddle?" and then proceeds to put her head on your shoulder, how high is her chance of gayness?
Came here to post this. For some reason, I find her a lot more attractive sporting her pixie cut, even though I'm way more attracted to feminine women and long hair. >dat perfect haircut paired with her hotness in New Americana
Oddly enough, I don't have very many crushes that are in music. Most of them tend to be actresses or occasionally athletes. (I have a thing for MMA fighters apparently??) But the musicians I like, I REALLY like.
I'd let this lady do horrible things to me.
Other than Twigs and 70s Stevie Nicks, I kinda have a huge crush on Mitski. She's not like, insanely hot, but I like that about her. She looks very approachable like she could by my gf IRL, and like she'd probably be real chill to hang out with. But it's mostly her vocals that got me falling in love.
I posted this previously about her:
>As we delve further into the topic, it emerges that gender has long been a preoccupation for her. "When I was a child, I really wanted to be a boy. Not just in an 'Oh, I wish I could wear shorts and play with cars' way, because I did that anyway, but in a deep-seated way where I felt wrong in myself. I remember talking to my parents when I was five or six and saying I should be a boy."
>That she's always been drawn towards the masculine finds a fruitful, vital outlet in her stage persona. "For me, transcending gender is the ultimate goal," she says. "For men and women, the gender roles we're assigned are incredibly limiting. Being a woman, expressing masculinity is an interesting thing to do. When on stage, I feel powerful. I feel like a woman and a man."
Kinda confirms suspicions I had. She hasn't identified as transgender, but damn, if that isn't a near admission.
Some straight girls I know do that kind of shit, so it's difficult to say unless you know her well.
I wish I could give you advice on knowing if a girl is a lesbian, but I can't do it at all.
>mfw I am supposed to go to an event tomorrow night and socialize with qts for the first time in years and I've got fucking food poisoning
This lady was part of the reason my friend figured out I was gay
I want to do dirty dirty things to her.
As a young teen I always had a thing for pink. Didn't realise until later on though. Stupid denial.
In any case, I don't like her much anymore, probably has something to do with the whole married with kids thing.
>>5484927 This desu
My best friend gets really affectionate, melts my heart everytime. Tried to tell her that we should go out because we're pretty much already going out. Got rejected but still really close. Now she has a caveat on my feelings.
Take a risk and ask, or run for the hills and don't look back.
Also, 19 yo Alizée is my music crush.
I don't really dig her music but goddamn Melanie Martinez is such a qtie
I really love that teeth gap of hers, I hope she never fixes it
Ex AKB-48 member Oshima Yuko.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGM0vID6UWo Bless her
Royals is a good teen song, not so for us older people.
I had crushes on both these gals, Dale Bozzio, and Cyndi Lauper.
Old enough that I am a granny. By feeling I mean proper emotional feeling of really liking or loving the gal. I can't just jump into bed with somebody any more. I got burned by that to often when young. I'd rather spend the time to get to know somebody.
I know. Listen to some of her early songs from when she was in The Sugarcubes.
She's the perfect woman. Oh God
>tfw no qt gf to try your ramen spinach soup for breakfast
today's >tfwnogf over with
i know she's barely a thing but regardless of music chloe howl is really qt
definitely FKA twigs too.
Currently I've had a thing for Taylor Swift and a few other pop celebrities. But there's a few one that have stuck even if the years keep going by:
>Amy Lee, goth, pale, them eyes
>Shakira, smart, chill, them moves
>Avril Lavigne, qt that reminds me of my teen years
Obliged to post Otep Shamaya.
Shame there aren't more badass lesbians like her in music.
>giant roided out rabbits will backups hidden in a pouch
>snakes hiding in everything
>poisonous everything surrounding the island
>poisonous beavers with beaks
Why did they call it Australia and not Monster Island?
>>giant roided out rabbits will backups hidden in a pouch
Roos are cute af, it's just the red ones you avoid, and they're only in bumfuck nowhere.
>>snakes hiding in everything
snakes are fairly rare unless you live further out of the city, in which case you get a snake catcher out for the few times one comes close/into your house. I've only seen 2 in the past 3 years, and it was a fairly harmless snake in terms of venom.
you got me there, but the common ones don't do shit anyway, they're just handy to eat mosquitoes
Yeah ok, fair point.
Only in Goulburn, and only old people live there so it's all good.
I honestly can't think of what you're talking about with that one.
>>poisonous everything surrounding the island
Jellyfish yeah, those fuckers are nasty, but it's not too often people come into contact with the box jellies.
>>poisonous beavers with beaks
Only the male's back feet are poisonous, and they're super rare to come into contact with. Only people who research them ever actually see them in the wild.
>Why did they call it Australia and not Monster Island?
No idea. Monster island sounds cooler, I'd be down for a name change.
Basically all you need to not die is some common sense. Don't go walking around in tall grass and don't fuck with stuff that can kill you.
I agree with >>5492104.
It's definitely a great place to meet people, and I'm sure several are also there in hopes of acquiring gf. People are usually open to flirt as well. I've been attending my city's pride events for a couple of times now, and they have always been nice, and I'm still in contact with the people I met there.
Shakira who?? This music video is all about Rihanna
If I could date only one musician...
Ok so I'm totally new to this online dating shit and I need a little advice. I just got the app "HER" and I was wondering if it is common etiquette to reply to everyone who chats you even if you're not attracted to them?
Like is it normal to reply with interest only as a friend or should I just not respond at all?
Chelsea Wolfe is only 32... it's a little older than me but not so much that it'd bother me!
A lot of the girls in here aren't that old
Sorry we aren't looking to rape children, straight man.
>tfw no gf
But hey, I found my textbook at the library so there's that.
I can't speak on other cities, but NYC pride is like a party. If you're not put off by crowds, loud noise, and flamboyancy, it's incredibly fun. I don't know anyone who has gone for political or activist reasons. There are activists and organizations in the parade itself, but attendees go because it's fun. Some people bring backpacks to carry all the free merch they get, no politics involved there.
Oh damn, you've got the weather to worry about up there too. We have four seasons in one day, you guys have bushfires, followed by floods and cyclones.
Nice beaches though. What's the gay scene like up there?
Lesgen, how have you personally dealt with guys falling in love with you?
So I used to think that the reason I didn't like any guys was because I was waiting for The One, and all the guys who have fallen for me in the past knew that I was one of those girls that just didn't date or hook up. Now that I understand my orientation, is my old explanation of "sorry, I'm not feeling it, I just can't" still fine? I feel like people should be adults about not having their feelings reciprocated regardless of the reason, and I never ever lead people on so my actions speak for themselves, BUT I've seen other people say that lesbians have an obligation to say the reason that they can't reciprocate is because of their orientation. Like the only way actually be honest and up front is to come out.
First of all, who says I would like these dudes if I was straight?! But also, I don't want my orientation to be a tragedy that's been inflicted onto them. I don't need their friends saying "I'm so sorry that she's a lesbian, that's terrible news, how unfortunate!" That's gross, you know?
Thanks for reading. :0
Going to the theater with my crush on Friday!!!
I think I might finally tell her how I feel. I just hope I have the balls to do so, this subtext thing is starting to get old.
Fuck off back to tumblr you retarded 15 year old.
>confessing in the theater
Lame, would not read/10. You gotta confess to her when you or she is about to die/move away/marry so you can fully enjoy the release of all those pent-up years worth of ANGST and drama and be happy lesbians together forever and ever for the rest of the eternity.
Go talk about dudes to bislutgen you idiotic teenager.
You don't need to tell them you are gay. It's not like you are required to specify a reason every time you reject someone, specially if they are not close to you.
Maybe if it was a friend that had a crush on you, but really who you want to be with is your business, unless you want to tell them, even if there's no reason to be broadcasting your orientation.
Not at the theater, after, when we go for drinks, or when we go to her place after that like we usually do when we go out. Once we are in bed cuddling and half drunk, we usually have serious conversations at that point.
I'm pretty sure it's mutual, but there's this fear that it might not be that tears me apart inside.Evidence seems to point at it, but maybe I've read too much manga and know I'm confused and my lack of social skills make it harder to figure out.
This will probably be taken by gay men leeching from the front page, or swooped up by one person who can't bear for another person to be happy, but hopefully a bare minimum amount of generosity won't be pissed all over. I know a fair number of my lezzie chums play vidya, and so many people I met over Skype and TC have found themselves chased off or too busy. But I had good times, so I'm giving back.
Protip: some of these heavily feature tits.
Guys are measurably retarded, so they'll keep chasing you if you don't do a complete shut down. And then it's your fault for not being clear enough, because testosterone makes a person's emotional development degrade, apparently.
Oh my god??? I love you???
Redeemed 6ABYF, thank you so much. Would you be okay with me redeeming one more? Won't take a second if you say no, I totally understand wanting to max them out amongst people. You are amazing, thank you thank you!
Here's a gal I had a crush on when young. Even got to talk with her a number of times.
>mfw compiling in a potato and /lesgen/ has no good shitposts
Entertain me, nerds.
/r/InternetIsBeautiful is a great way to find neat things to kill time with. Genuinely interesting stuff to do on there. If you check it out, lmk what caught your eye. :)
I'm way too young to start settling now. Maybe if I'm flat broke in a few decades, but I want a relationship with someone I actually, well, want a relationship with. There's nothing she can buy me that would make a dishonest, dispassionate relationship worth it.
Anyone else obsessed with "living doll" girls?
I mean god damn, a girl that can pull it off is the ultimate wet dream for me.
I just want my own to treat like a princess, take care of, and abuse in a tenderly loving way..
Don't boo my princesses.
Beckii on the right is confirmed for identifying as lgbt. I'm waiting patiently for her to get a gf so I can fantasize about them fucking.
Sooooo.... you guys are telling me you wouldn't fuck them? That's a damn shame, to each their own I guess.
Related to this topic I actually met a girl like this in real life. I go to college in Japan and she was another foreign student from Russia.
She was my dream girl, perfect in every way, even down to her mannerisms. I didn't even know it was possible for an actual angel like her to exist.
Also she has/had a Japanese boyfriend but I don't give a fuck, I doubt he could please her the way I could.
Maybe it was all just in my head but I swear the way she looked at me wasn't straight.
Anyway, long story short I learned how to say "you're beautiful" in Russian and some other shit and the day I planned on saying it I found out that she had to drop out due to some money problems but would be coming back to the school in 2 years or so.
Apparently she's still here in Japan because she got work modeling. There's still hope.
>tfw no russian living doll gf
Yeah. Weather isn't so bad lately, mostly it's just really hot and humid.
I honestly can't say, I haven't had much of a chance to check it out, I moved up from nsw last year. Gonna go with a mate from work at some point soon though.
I have seen a crazy amount of gay women at shops and stuff though. They're all taken, so I haven't been able to do anything, but still.
That's kind of an upsetting story and the way you think about women is kind of dysfunctional.
As a Russian girl, if another girl said "you're beautiful" to me in Russian it would almost definitely work. Well, unless that lady wanted me to have a submissive personality and look like I could shatter if the wind blew too hard.
No. My attraction is based upon personality as much as, if not more than what they look like, so in that situation I wouldn't get along with them either. There'd be no point. Nobody would be happy.
Went to see it the other day on a date.
Cinema was like 80% full, and there were maybe 5 men in the whole room.
It was pretty great tbqh familia
Also when the film ended and all the les couples in the audience were getting up and leaving together it was a special time to be alive.
The butch girl sitting in front of me gave me the biggest grin I've ever seen on the way out.
In all, decent film would recommend.
>tfw my ex had a lot of money (or at least decent amounts) and she broke up with me yesterday.
I even loved her. She has bought me several tickets to cities in Europe and I am typing this on the laptop she gave me.
I also failed my exam so I feel so shitty
Lately I have been busy and my computer broke down a lot so I've been quite annoyed lately. She hated me being moody and mean and was afraid to talk to me. So she broke up with me after a week of not talking. Same week she got me the laptop so we could actually skype again (we were long distance).
Basically that she was emotionally exhausted.
She said she still loves me though
She tends to overreact and get emotional fast. She broke up before, a week before flying over to me because she was just so nervous.
She has family in this country so she stayed with them, she gave in after about a week because she felt bad.
>She tends to overreact and get emotional fast. She broke up before, a week before flying over to me because she was just so nervous.
>She has family in this country so she stayed with them, she gave in after about a week because she felt bad.
yeah, thaks for even reenforcing what i said..
>Also she has/had a Japanese boyfriend but I don't give a fuck, I doubt he could please her the way I could.
>Maybe it was all just in my head but I swear the way she looked at me wasn't straight.
You think like one of those straight guys who hit on lesbians. Absolutely disgusting.
>I swear she's attracted to me
>Her partner can't please her, I'm a better match
>I don't give a fuck about her orientation or the fact that she's in a relationship
Straight guy alert.
It's literally the same.
I don't hit on heterosexuals for exactly that reason. It's creepy as fuck.
>tfw could easily get a boyfriend today
>tfw haven't been able to get a girlfriend in over a year
haha kill me
Men hit on me way too frequently. And I'm always left confused on top of everything else. I'm fat and utterly dykey-looking. Are these guys waking up in the morning like "OO YEAH FAT LESBIANS GOTTA GET ME SOME OF THAT ACTION"?
BMI of 35. Pic related is my haircut. Wear cargo pants and men's t-shirts exclusively.
Pretty fat. Pretty dykey.
I've got a pretty (very feminine) face and I'd be hot if I were skinnier, but I don't think that really counts for a lot desu.
Are you me??
I could've had like 8 boyfriends in these 18 years of living if I was willing to but no qt girl is ever interested in me
Reminder that straight waifus will never love you more than man cream.
As the other anon has stated, she has said in a faq when she eats such large volumes of food at one time they go through her digestive tract largely undigested. Whether or not this is 100% true is another story.
I'm obsessed with her, I have no idea when I got this fucking fetish for watching girls eat but something about it is hot as hell.
On a slightly darker note, I really hope that what she says about her digestion is true. It would be really tragic if she was actually making herself purge after.
>24 years old
>constant attention from guys
>got asked out by chads in high school and college
>turn them down because I want pussy
>never get attention from girls
>girls pass me by as if I don't exist
Still a kissless virgin.
>girls pass me by as if I don't exist
I feel you. Don't worry anon, we will find our qts eventually
If only my life could play out like a yuri manga.
Instead the reality is just me being teased by cute straight Japanese girls that like to act questionably with each other.
I swear Japanese girls are even harder for me to understand than the ones back home.
What's the last compliment you recieved? Online and irl both count.
Probably not. I really like how in her interview she's the typical polite jap and says that other yuri manga are set in all girls schools and that's alright and everything but she believes yuri should be done at co-op schools, because she wants to make it clear that yuri > het
I'm happy for her, from what I hear her series is doing exceptionally well. Like, they were surprised at how quickly they sold out and demanded a reprint. I'm gonna find her and marry her someday. Either her or Amano.
I really want to fuck the author of Murcielago both for being an actual lesbian and creating the miracle of the universe that is Kuroko.
Are you giving any indicators of faggotry? I'm just plain not attracted to women until I know they're gay or legitimately bi. It's like something in my brain shuts off even the possibility of attraction or arousal or even interest until I'm sure. There might be dozens of other people like me out there. Dozens!
I'm losing weight rn partially for that reason. I was BMI 40+ this time last year.
Tbqh I could probably get dates pretty easily if I put myself out there. I'm fat af, but I'm pretty good at pretending to be more confident than I am, which translates to qts.
>mfw I have social anxiety disorder, on medication and in therapy, got it barely under control, and when people meet me they overwhelmingly describe me as "outgoing and confident"
>I'm losing weight rn partially for that reason. I was BMI 40+ this time last year.
Good on you, anon. You'll live longer and get more qts. I need to lose a tiny bit of weight myself.
Yeah, hitting that "morbidly obese" line was not a good moment for me.
When you get that fat you actually start having trouble getting around, and, like, breathing and shit. I ain't tryna die before I hit 30, y'know?
Completely changed my diet. I'd be pretty happy to get under 30 this year. I haven't been officially not-obese since high school.
>retards who don't talk to other girls complaining about other girls not talking to them
God I'm sick of your shit, you deserve to die kissless virgins. And don't ever forget that it's your own fault and you'rethe only one to blame.
>inb4 "lesbians dont exist in my area!!!!"
Legitimately, you can't. When dress roles used to be more strict you could at least count on a butch-looking woman to be gay or bi, but these days even heteros are shaving their heads or whatever. You have to be completely explicit.
>wear a rainbow pin or similar (not recommended, pure autism)
>explicitly tell people you are homosexual
Those are pretty much the ways.
Pick up lines don't work unless you're a charming fucker who make it clear that you're only joking when using that line, which will make the girl laugh and think you're funny and charming. To sum it up, you better be hot or you'll look like a pathetic weirdo and she'll tell her friends about this so they can all make fun of you.
"Hey, anon, you're cute. Would you like to go on a date sometime?"
Really, any straightforward variation on "You are attractive, let's do a date thing."
I can relate. Reciprocation is a turn on. If someone's not interested, I want to waste energy on cultivating attraction. Maybe it's a defense mechanism so that I don't get hurt, maybe it's just being a mature adult and being able to preemptively move on, maybe it's waiting for The One(s). Still get starry-eyed occasionally but never hung up.
Normal conversation followed by normal "you're very pretty, woukd you like to go on a date" because pickup lines makes me think that the person isn't genuinely interested in me but that I'm interchangeable with any other hundred girls. Which may be true and is fine, but I'm not saying yes to a date if I think the other person doesn't care about me at all, you know?
Same here. I've never fallen for a friend. I have to know they're gay. And since none of my friends are ,well I find some good girls elsewhere . I usually fall in love with the older girls though. I'm early twenties. That weird? I can't date younger.
No. Older women are the best.
And I say this as someone who used to only date and be interested in younger girls, I've seen the light and it's made of mindblowing sex, maturity, and stability.
You'll die alone faggot. So just make one and find yourself a qt. Just don't make an autistic profile. Like this...
Eh. The autism levels on that are fair-to-middling.
I'm thinking a reference to a thing I'm a fan of? But you gotta be careful, that can go turbo autism pretty fast.
At best, you'll find the love of your life! At good, you'll go a nice date or two and even if you don't hit it off, you'll feel good that you were proactive and met other ladies and socialized. At medium, you'll improve your self-esteem by flirting with cute girls online. At worst, nothing really.
No way, younger is crap. Especially when you're in your early twenties, what's someone fresh out of high school (or god forbid, still in school) supposed to offer you? Same age is good, older is great because of the greater maturity and intellect (obviously varies but in general). Not TOO much older hopefully, anon, because then you have to wonder why no one their age will go for them- it's usually because they have the maturity and intellect of someone your age and not their own.
If their profile was not terrible and they seemed sufficiently self-aware, I would actually message someone with this username because it made me laugh out loud.
This is a good point.
I mean I guess in my mind the "at worst" is loads of lesbians gathering around my profile to message me and call me a fat disgusting piece of shit who nobody could ever love, but that seems like a somewhat unrealistic scenario.
>If their profile was not terrible and they seemed sufficiently self-aware, I would actually message someone with this username because it made me laugh out loud.
My dank 4chan memes are probably gonna be really hit-or-miss tho
i got on the mailing list for android and they keep sending me articles i cant read unless i have the app :( i dont wanna unsubscribe cause i want to know when the android app is out asap, but damn this is annoying
Yeah I think that's my social anxiety disorder talking.
You think a charm bracelet is better than a pin?
I definitely understand where you're coming from with that fear, but women really do not message each other like this. This is not going to happen, you should go for the profile! You sound like a good person, and if you sound that way on 4chan, then I'm sure you have nothing to worry about off-anon either. Plus if you're okay hanging out here where people are throwing around slurs and insults, you'll probably do just fine talking to the much more pleasant people on okcupid.
I think if something makes you laugh, it will make someone else laugh too and it gives people a starting point for messaging you. There aren'r really "underground" inside jokes on the internet any longer, if it's on 4chan, it's also on reddit, tumblr, instagram, and twitter. Buzzfeed will post "27 Dank Memes Guaranteed To Make You Laugh! Number 12 Made My Jaw Drop" in a week. Anyway, good luck! Sending you strength to combat the anxiety. Again, you seem cool and I hope you get to talk to lots of lovely single ladies.
Thank you! This is actually bolstering my confidence to git 'er done.
I'm just really stuck on the name part. Last time I tried this I picked a random name and then cringed every time I opened my profile >.>
>"that's the cutest thing I've heard all day!"
Oooh what did you say to prompt this!!
If this was said by someone you like, congratulations! If this was said by a creep, my condolences.
You sound like a special person, anon. What kind of presence does this person see in you?
Gonna steal the earlier anon's compliment and say "that's the cutest thing I've heard all day!" ;_; is right. What color are your eyes?
Of course! <3 You can always go for something a little generic but very safe, like name+location usernames like SeattleSarah or ValerieNYC or whatever. If you want a username that's more username-y, try thinking of, for lack of a better word, what "brand" you want to have. Like how you're going to sell yourself. Calm and down to earth? Bubbly? Adventurous? I think this is important to think about because regardless of how true stuff like "I like watching movies and hanging out with my friends" is, it communicates absolutely nothing about you and doesn't build an image of you as a person. So if you wanted to communicate that you're an artist, for example, you could pick a username like "papers-and-pencils" or something. Not a great example but you get the idea. Hope this is at least a little helpful!
>So if you wanted to communicate that you're an artist, for example, you could pick a username like "papers-and-pencils" or something.
Yes! Something like this.
I'm fucking obsessed with MCU, and I write fiction. Something along those lines, somehow.
>terrible at coming up with a creative username
>What color are your eyes?
A medium/dark green.
She has the nicest, light green eyes herself though. I was enthralled by them the first time I saw them, so even before I developed feelings for her.
>me when im not finding anyone attractive on okc
>"theres no one hot on here why do i bother"
>me finding a 10/10 on okc in my area
>"mmmm im gonna move eventually cause this town sucks so i shouldnt even bother messaging lol"
can someone smack my brain for me
Usernames are hard! You get an unlimited numbers of words and ways to express your ideas in fiction, but with a username on a dating website, you have only so many characters to represent all of who you are. Not being able to come up with one doesn't reflect poorly on you as a writer.
>fucking obsessed with MCU, and I write fiction
I can't think of a good username based on these two facts but in the process of trying to figure one out, I made up three very bad puns.
Literary Agents of SHIELD.
Henry David THOReau.
StarkNotes (........like Tony Stark and SparkNotes)
I'm sorry and/or enjoy.
Straight men are socially conditioned to be attracted to teenage girls, who are easily controlled and manipulated.
Lesbians are less likely to be subject to that conditioning, I am most attracted to women with big hips, small waist and thick limbs because that's what a real grown-up woman looks like. Not a hairless 18 year old.
>literary agents of shield
That's both terrible and amazing, I love it.
Thanks for the suggestions, anon. I gotta noodle on it.
tbf someone who's put off by fandom would probably not be a good match for me anyway. I'm well-known in my social circles for going on long excited rambles about Marvel at the slightest provocation.
Agreed. I think that in addition to women largely because all lesbians were teenage girls themselves, many or even most of us felt first hand the effects of that ephobephilia/pedophilia and what it's like to have adult men be attracted to you. Truly knowing that a) teenage girls are real autonomous people and not fantasy objects and that b) an adult's sexual attraction is creepy at best and traumatic at worst... well, what's the appeal and what's to replicate.
Thank you for your advice. It's certainly something that could happen, but because the people who have really liked me have not crossed boundaries and all been my friends, I don't feel it's appropriate to be horrible to them off the bat when they haven't done anything wrong. If people are persistent about chasing me though, I certainly stand up for myself and set boundaries though.
If someone was the sort of person who could sexually assault me upon rejection and provocation, wouldn't treating them horribly aggravate that possibility?
Haha, glad you liked it!
Do you have an AO3 account (assuming you're a fanfic author)? Would love to check your stories out, if you're okay with sharing.
Most people suck, regardless of sexual orientation.
Most vocal idiots among every group are usually the worst.
Tumblr fat cunts and SJW bitches are the lowest forms of lesbianism.
Regular lesbians are just women that like other women.
You usually don't notice them because they are busy being normal.
Same as how gay dudes are just regular guys that fuck other guys, while there's a few that are flamboyant political fags in ass-less chaps.
At this point I'm starting to think that if you were molested as a child/teen by non-close family adult people is because you actually were asking for it. I have never been molested, not even in public transportation, and I'm 21 living in the third world. Of course I never dress like a slut or show interest in men, plus my autist aura is a natural protector against sex.
Womp womp. Self-hating or jealous that you can't be part of humanity's elite?
I hope you see an exceptionally cute dog the next time you go outside, anon, and it gets really excited when it sees you and starts wagging its tail and the dog's owner laughs as the dogs runs over to you and says "wow, he never gets like this, he must really like you!" and you crouch down to pet the dog and its soft and warm and the dog looks so content to be receiving affection from you, like there's nowhere else this puppy would rather be. I hope you feel special and experiences simple, uncomplicated joy in that moment.
>Tumblr fat cunts
It's kind of interesting how every site regards other users as being the worst of the worst, and thinking that they have a disproportionate number of fat users. On reddit and 4chan, its "go back to tumblr." On 4chan and tumblr, "go back to reddit." People on tumblr and reddit say "go back to 4chan" (actually most of the internet says this, but you get my point). The circle of life.
That's like saying that you've been driving in a car all your life in a large city and never gotten into a car accident, so people who have been in accidents were asking for it. Or you've been eating food all your life and never gotten food poisoning, so people who have were asking for that. Shit happens to some people and not to others. And I don't think you really believe this deep down. Imagine a ten year old girl the day after she's been molested by a stranger. Could you look at her and say "you were probably asking for it, because I'm 21 in a developing country and it's never happened to me"? No.
I'm just quiet and non-judgemental. I've always been told stuff like that, but I think it's just because so much of the society I'm in is loud and intrusive. So to be around somebody that isn't that way just calms folks down. I like that I can be comforting to others.
Amazing. Petition to make "Actually I'm rich" the new copypasta response.
You should go outside and try to find that dog now, nonnie.
Confirmed, there is only one lesbian.
You might like Jessica Jones, if you haven't watched it already. Jeri Hogarth sounds like she would be up your alley, though she's older.
But Jeri is the exact kind of mature and classy woman who would never wear tacky rainbow shit. Same goes for her girlfriend/slut. Also I hate Marvel crap but Jessica Jones was pretty good and really entertaining.
Not that bitter anon, but DC is not bad. They both have their flaws and strengths.
Ahh, cute! PSA to anyone unaware since she's not really a major character (no movies, shows, etc) but Batwoman/Kate Kane is a lesbian. Married, even.
I kid, I kid. I used to like Superman some.
I would love to share, but my big fic project isn't ready for public consumption yet. If you're browsing the Agents of SHIELD femslash tags on AO3 in the future sometime and you run across an absolutely enormous Bobbi/Skye fic, though, you'll know it's me.
>Woah, your eyelashes are so big! I wish my eyelashes were like that.
The only complement I ever get from girls are those about my eyelashes.
Why are other girls so obsess with eyelashes?
Hah! No, I'm not pissedoffpineapples, but I'm flattered! I love her Simmorse fic. Some of the best Bobbi femslash out there.
I'm socially retarded so I need confirmation if a girl is into me
>have class with qt last semester
>finally start talking to her towards the end of the year
>she comes over to my house after classes whenever she has time
>i go stay at her's when we have to study or do homework
>we always cuddle during sleepovers or when we have a chance
>text everyday ever since
>one time while drunk we kinda had sex, but never really talked about it
>she gave me a kitten for xmas "so i could always remember her"
>we are trying to see if we can take some more classes together even if we have different mayors
>we go on "dates" sometimes
>we're unusually close for only being friends for 2 months
But, here's the shitty part, she was kinda messing around with someone before this started and may still be at it, not sure what the deal is since we haven't talked about it much because it fucking breaks my heart. So why does she bother with me?
Huh. Girls like this tend to stay with men once they have resolved their problems with men. Ask her what she really wants, it seems like you like her so stop waiting for something that may never come. It's better to do something about it than nothing.
Do any of you girls here have super short hair?
I just made an appointment to get all my hair cut off this Friday and I'm looking forward to it. Still trying to decide if I want to have the sides shorter or to keep it all even.
Any regrets you had with making the chop? Or no regrets at all?
I have nothing to lose, all the hair I'm cutting off has been bleached to hell and back. (naturally jet black hair bleached to white, dyed, bleached again, etc.) So even if I find I don't like how I look with short hair it will still be an improvement haha.
She claims not to like men, or at least not much and not for long. It's not like she doesn't have mommy issues too anyway.
We kinda talked about it once, and she said she was not ready for something serious at the moment and that this thing with the coworker was meaningless, plus it could never o nowhere because they'd be both fucked over because of multiple circumstances.
Well this is only if you don't see yourself interacting with this person ever again. But im tell'en you. Guys are really persistent when it comes to girls being nice to them. You don't know how many guy friends i lost due to them falling for me. Despite my being a stud. Its almost like they feel like them spending time with you is some sort of payment for you giving them what ever it is they see you doing in their minds.
Im sure there are a few times in your life you have said something that inadvertently hurt them when all you were trying to do was be nice.
>not to like men, or at least not much and not for long
>not ready for something serious at the moment
Red flags everywhere. Either you stay just friends with her, or you try to be fuck buddies but you'll probably end up being hurt if you really fall for her.
I've gone from lower-back-length to a longish pixie cut and that was pretty terrifying.
I dress pretty tomboyish so I was half worried I'd just look like a young boy, but it seems to have turned out okay.
In all I DO miss ponytails, but short hair is just fun as hell. No rugrats
I understand I'm probably going to look masculine once the hair is cut. Strong jawline, muscular upper body, and no tits. But at this point I really don't give a shit, I'm literally itching to cut it off.
My natural hair texture falls into perfect ringlets but my dyed hair is so fucked it won't even curl it just sits there like dry hay and all I do it put it into a bun every day.
I could imagine going from that length to a pixie being pretty scary. If my hair wasn't so fucked I'd be hesitant about cutting it even though it's only shoulder length now.
Will miss being able to put it up into a bun though.
Damn 6 years! I hope I like my cut that much haha. If not it will just be a fresh start for growing out some pure virgin hair.
Yeah it was the most anxious ive ever been over something so mundane.
Like, I was almost shaking in the chair.
Short hair really is a blast though, I cant even explain what it is I love about it. Just feels better in most every way.
And yeah, I've been thinking of bleaching it pure white because that's a look I like, but im scared it'd end up frying like y ours has done. My ex had long hair she kept bleached and much as it looked amazing on her, it was like running my hands through straw.
I am not late for this thread, r-right?
I have been waiting for an occasion to post my waifu for such a long time.