>>3212148 >met guy on /lgbt/ >he comes to visit me the weekend to "hang out" >starts humping me on my bed while I just wanted to watch a movie with a friend >eventually said "fuck it, I might as well lose my virginity" >eventually im topping him its awful >prickly hairs rubbing on my dick as I go in and out of his ass >eventually he just randomly throws up on my bed >pull out, shit on my dick >wtf so hard, just clean it off without him seeing to spare him the embaressment >he goes to get a drink >mfw there is a tiny turd on the bed
holy shit I wish I was making this up, honestly, I didnt fap for a month after this because of how bad it was
>>3212148 I had sex in a field, was not nice, we opened like 6 condoms to get the required lubrication, basically smeared freshly opened condom packs on his dick until it was supposedly ready. Wasn't very good, would not repeat. It was a ONS anyway
>>3212148 >fooling around with a really hot guy for a few months >he's moving to another country for work soon, so I finally ask if he wants to have sex >he says yes and we get down to business straight away >i go get a condom and lube and get ready to top >trying to stick my dick in, but it won't go >mfw he's too tight >start to go soft because of the pressure, no stimulation and Ive just lost the chance to lose my virginity >finish up that night and then he moves to a different country
>get in bed after like 2 months of relationship (I was 16) >she is so fucking shy we have to have covers on >she reluctantly agrees to suck my dick >eventually she start enjoying it >I am hard >reach for a condom >put it on >it's too tight > also I'm uncut and my gland was still covered, so I feel exactly NOTHING entering her >lose my boner >start panicking >she cuddles me and tells me it's okay >lose the condom, she sucks it again >I get to put it in her for like 5 min without condom >then we are both too scared of pregnancy so we quit
>>3212888 btw I later got told by a doctor I had mild phymosis, and now with stretching it's better. Now I can sustain an erection with my gland uncovered without feeling like my gland is being hanged by my skin
>>3213001 if it makes you feel better it's because I was total white trash with a knee length leather trench coat and a blue mohawk and drank colt 45 that I got in quebec
>she was one of those ridiculously hot nerdy chicks that is now supermodel tier >I am not good looking at all, she wanted a bad-boy because women are infantile simple minded creatures >being trashy doesn't work once you no longer go to little-mogadishu public high school >i am no longer able to get laid with this trick >had to develop some class and be a real human to get laid now
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