Gay General: Mentaiko Edition

hi gaygen. channel your hopes and dreams for me:
>>2937255

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>>2937328

I wish you luck mate. Now i have to dream.

Everyone have a wonderful 4th of July!~

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Surprisingly, I don't have that much Mentaiko saved.

>>2937273
w-what

>>2937268
no, i jizzed in his, real hard too

I just fucked a man in the asshole. Ifeelgood.com/jamesbrown

>>2937342
It always feels awesome. Was it your first time? Was he hot?

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>LDR
>together for two months
>very close, are very alike but different in the best ways
>talk to each other all the fucking time
>holy shit I just love him so much
>out of the blue, removes me from all contacts
>blocks me from sending him messages
>nothing for 2 days
>he apparently was using me this whole time and finally got bored with me
>everything he told me was a lie
>mfw so shocked and out of it I can't even cry

>>2937342
hey me too

>>2937350
No matter what anyone says, especially yourself, he doesn't deserve you. If he ever contacts you again, don't give him the satisfaction. I know this sucks but you will never speak to him again and honestly, it's for the best.

>>2937345
>it always feels awesome.
not for me m8.

totalbottom.com

>>2937338
if cheap pasta is a good first date, than you need to love yourself.

>>2937360
i do love myself, implying theres anything wrong with having some spaghetti

>>2937355
High five! I kind of showed this guy no mercy because I was horny as fuck. I was so far up his ass I could have climbed out of his mouth.

>>2937345
He was cute but not "hot hot"
It was my first my time making the sex.

>>2937350
> together 2 months
> love

>>2937365
Time together doesn't necessarily mean how long they've known each other.

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>>2937313
>tfw molested as a kid and had a sexual experience with a classmate so won't ever now the joy of pleasing a guy who wants to fuck a virgin
>tfw can never honestly say "it's my first time"

http://xhamster.com/movies/1857673/collared_slave_bred_twice_sucks_master_clean.html

>>2937374
Semantics my friend. What they had was puppy love. Deep seeded visceral love does not develop so quickly.

All this is, is another tale from the Naive and the Restless.

>>2937384
>fat sub
>twink dom
But how can I self-insert when the roles are switched?

>>2937386
That's a pretty shitty attitude. Heartbreak is heartbreak.

>>2937392

You shut your damn mouth!

http://xhamster.com/movies/3124667/bear_and_twink.html

>>2937364
theres nothing wrong with having spaghetti, had some yesterday. I'm not going to get some cheap fucking pasta for a first date, because I'm not a cheap whore, "shrugs.

>>2937364

if that spaghetti is lacking some delicious meatballs, than yes there's something seriously wrong

My god, I didn't realize how badly I need a dom...

>>2937451
Me and my bf had a normal loving relationship before we tried the whole dom/sub pet/master thing. On paper it sounds hot as hell and it was really fun to do online before I met him. But in practice, it feels really impersonal and depressing. We stopped after only a week.

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>>2937451
>mfw I'm just as dom as I am sub
>MFW my muscular frame means that everyone wants to sub for me.

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>>2937467
I DONT CARE i neeeed it
>>2937468
i could dom for the right guy

>>2937467
my only experience with dom/sub relationships is beefandnoodles, doesn't seem fun.

>>2937396
It's the truth anon, no sugar included. His heart aches but, it's not broken.

>>2937499
jesus, just let him hurt, why do you have to be such a picky faggot.

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>>2937508
You're quite upset anon.

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>>2937527
not upset, you're just being an annoying nitpicky faggot. Calling you out doesn't make me upset, there's no anger here, just slight annoyance.

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>>2937537
> calling you out

Me?

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>>2937543
yea, you're being annoying.

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>>2937563

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>>2937578

>>2937365
buttfucking brofist, i showed thos qt a lot of mercy because im a gentle lover :3

>>2937365
>it was my first time making the sex.

Aren't you like 40?

>>2937350
I was in a LDR recently that lasted 3 months, and looking back on it I was an idiot. We mostly just sent occasional 'heys' and 'goodnights' because he was out drinking constantly, we never even face-cammed or heard each others voices, and it ended when I found out I was basically on a list of people he used for camsex sometimes, only he was still telling me we were in a relationship for the fuck of it. Honestly I'm completely embarassed even thinking about how naive and stupid I was. LDR can NEVER work unless it's for short periods of time with somebody you can meet up with semi-often. You can't know somebody over a text message, which I thought I did. Do yourself a favor and get over him and find a real guy or one you can meet soon.

>>2937617
:3 i was in a LDR for a year and a half that i spent thousands on, talked to >her (trans grill) everyday constantly, voiced regularly, cammed some, came within an hour of meeting her, and then she backed out on me with some stupid bullshit and went to stay with another friend of hers

I just shoved a figner in my ass and jacked off

Goddamn it feels so good all around my asshole, it's like the muscles and skin down there are hypersensitive, it's like I'm touching a pool of sexual sensation and rubbing it
I mean I usually don't even really moan, but that shit makes me squeal like a little girl

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>>2937676
Iktf bro
Fingers are awkward though, I recommend trying a vibrator you can keep in there to keep your hand free.

>>2937710
yea, it gets uncomfortable

I don't want nails on my prostate so I gotta use the thumb, but they I have to arch my back a lot and son
getting fucked would be the optimal solution, but honestly, I think I would cum in 2 minutes if I got fucked

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Good morning everybody~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiJcXAuOMNU

>>2937716
Trust me bro, buying a toy is worth it for comfort.

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Does liking men make me gay or does liking cocks make me gay?
I like cocks and the function of cocks but only on futanari girls or boys who look like flat chested girls, i hate men, anything that looks or sounds like a man, thinking about sucking a manly mans cock makes me ill but i really want to suck and fuck a futa.

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>>2937802
Liking men, you faggot.
You're just a dick fetishist.

Sadly you will never, ever know the true pleasures of The D because of your pleb tastes.

I ctrl + f 'christian' when I click on a thread now, just to see if that troll is in there.

man that shtick is getting old

>>2937467
The pet/master thing is mostly just supposed to come up for sexy times, or if you're just REALLY submissive like me it's a full-time thing.

>>2937723
I like this. Got any more like this?

>>2937467
Well you're not supposed to do it all the time.

What about the map? Don't you want to post it anymore?
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1024589

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Tell me, when you were a kid, was it obvious to other people that you were a fagmosexual?
video related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lg0uDpdAxlc

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>>2937978
Some more Liszt
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9Z-HCq5EeU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15IonM3w__I

Beethoven
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=352qLWqKN-U

Rachmaninov
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W71TJWD7qno
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXQCPAR0EHo

>>2938032
fucked the links up a little, but meh~
that should keep you busy anyway :3

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>>2937350
>LDR
>together for 2 months
>love

>>2938028

OMG he is totally fucking killing it (in a good way) and nobody gives a shit.

Jesus dad looks cute too (0:05)

>>2938115
I should rewatch that movie sometime. I used to love it

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>>2937313
>Mentaiko Edition
Fuck yes, I have all his doujinshi and pixiv stacks saved.
Hamu and the boy who cried wolf is the best.

>>2938211
I like how that movie came about because someone asked themselves 'What if Sherlock Holmes was a mouse and Professor Moriarty was a rat?'

Also, boom, twang, thunk, splat.

>>2937589
>>2937578
>>2937563
>>2937543
>>2937537
>>2937527
I enjoyed this.

>tfw bf is out on vacation in some cabin in the woods while I'm stuck working the entire weekend

I just want to cuddle up with him on a boat in the middle of the lake anons

>>2938228
>>2938115


movie name?

muh childhood. need to rewatch.

>>2938291
I googled mouse and sherlock and came up with The great mouse detective.

Youre welcome, Watson.

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>>2938028
>tfw everyone knew you were gay before you had even started kindergarten

>>2938347
could be a blessing in disguise

>>2938291
>>2938300
Yep.

You know what else was fun? Ferngully.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKM7fmLnypU

>>2938382
But not ferngully 2

>>2938389
There was a Ferngully 2?

I never watched any cash-in sequels actually. Never watched the Lion King 2 or Land before Time 2 or anything.

>>2938394
Well, don't plan on watching it. It's bad

>>2938396
Don't tell me what to do, Mussolini.

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http://www.strawpoll.me/2035498/

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I like Mentaiko

Just started using tinder,well,let's see what happens next.
>mfw there's pretty cute gay guys on tinder ;;

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>>2938460
>http://www.strawpoll.me/2035498/
>still at one vote

>>2938545
We can never tell if it's one of Sean's doxxing tricks

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Fuck, I'm horny

>>2938582
my bp is ready

>>2938582
post dick slav-sama

>>2938582
You know what must be done

>>2938594
this

I didn't realise anal would be such tough shit. I expected easy going from all the porn.

>tfw date with qt azn boy tomorrow :3

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Are there people in here who consider themselves handsome?

>>2938597
I need to press a hot guy against the bed, lie on top of him and fuck his ass hard while licking his ears and neck until he cums and I blow my load in dat bp? You're right.

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so who's following the new Dragon Age game

did you guys hear they have a GAY CHARACTER?
and he's STUBBORNLY OUT even though that's FROWNED UPON IN HIS SOCIETY
also apparently his parents don't approve of his lifestyle, JUST LIKE ME

I mean just look how DASHING he is
and that MOUSTACHE

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>>2938545
>mfw that was my vote
>>2938620
I have my moments.

>>2938620
nope

>>2938632
OH MY GOD, HE RELATES TO ME SOOOO MUCH. GOTTA BUY THAT GAME NOW. GOD BRAISE BIOSHIT FOR THESE PROGRESSIVE GAMES :DD

t. GAYmer

>>2938615
Lucky you ;_;

>>2938615

Good luck :3

>>2938623
slav pls

>>2938545
Jealous of my seven? You're totally jealous.

>>2938632
I didn't really like the characters in Dragon Age: origins. It's not really going to be much of a surprise if the characters in DA2 are crap.

>>2938623
Sigh *zip*

>>2938632
You forgot to mention that he's 'fully gay'. Whatever that implies.

>>2938650
Thanks :3

>tfw horny as hell
>checked craigslist
>everyone is like 50

>>2938666
You could romance Zevran as both a dude and a lady in DA:O. So he was 50% gay.

>Started using tinder
>Matches with a 25yo bear,the fat type (not muscular but that's ok) and kind handsome
>likes a TV show and a band in common (at least it's not nothing)
>fuckyeah.jpg
>mfw still didn't reply my hi ;;

>>2938666
it means he's not just player-sexual
none of that
>P-protagonist, I don't normally swing this way, but my f-feelings are so strong...!
bullshit

which is nice I guess

>>2938691
>P-protagonist, I don't normally swing this way, but my f-feelings are so strong...!
Sounds like me.

>>2937406
>>2937500

These bara images are too lewd for a SFW board.

>>2938615
have fun :3

>>2938028

You can't say he's gay. He's too young to even be sexually attracted to anyone. The media is programming the minds of children with beats/music/dancing/disney movies. If he does end up gay it's because his parents allowed him to watch lady gaga videos and disney movies which put ideas in their head, and humanizes animals to such a degree that perverts the mind.

>>2938615

>tfw date tomorrow too

>>2938777
>going on dates ever
>getting close to people
>meeting IRL homosexual people
Haha

>>2938777
> tfw date over and i have to drive back home now
you seeing that kne guy again right?

>>2938784

kne guy?

>>2938784
>kne
one*, damn phone

>>2938783
iktf bro

>>2938784
how badly did you destroy his BP

>>2938777

Have a great date Epsi,good luck and have fun.

>>2938794

Oh yeah, same guy, we're meeting for lunch, I'm gonna try to hug him afterwards.

>>2938797

Thanks, I will

>>2938795
>how badly did you destroy his BP
i dont destroy bp's silly, i tenderly caress them

>>2938798
Don't do that unless the guy is completely out or you're not in public. It's not a bad thing and you are on a second date I'm guessing but it's really embarrassing when a guy you recently met is holding hands with you and hugging you in public.

>>2938811

I'll ask him first if he wants to hug, I'm sure that won't be too awkward.

>>2938810
so you're prepping him for the horse dildo surprise, then?

>>2938818

>Letting someone else use your dildos

Never

>>2938819
>tfw you'll never see epsi and whippy duel to the death with horse dildos

>>2938823

You'll poke someone's eye out

>>2938819
Im sure whippy has a clean one he's saving for a special man.

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So what's going on in your lives at this moment, gaygen?

>walking while it lightly rains

>>2938907

Lot of family is over, we're having a surprise party for my brother

>>2938907
>>2938907
I just got out of the shower and i'm talkin' to a handsome devil.
Gonna sell some old games of mine so i can help a friend out with rent, then gonna work, then going to watch fireworks.

>>2938907
running late for a 4th of july party

>>2938917
how old is your brother? is he cute?

>>2938947

>Asking me if my brother is cute

No I don't think he's cute, too much muscle

>>2938947
>>2938951

and he's like 28 or 29, I don't remember

>>2938907
Gettin mad because my ecigs broke

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>>2938951
>>2938959
pics?

>>2938951
> too much muscle
PICS IMMEDIATELY

how big is his cock

>>2938965

>Sharing pics of my brother

No

>>2938967

I don't fucking know, bigger than mine I think ;_;

>>2938951
>too much muscle
what

>>2938819
Actually epsi, I did take one of my dildos over there and used it on him

>>2938818
He's even smaller than I am, so I don't think he'd ever be able to take that

>>2938907
i got back from a date and im tired as hell and want to go pass out
>tfw nervous as fuck wondering what the fuck we're gonna do even just an hour in
>suddenly like 5 hours have past in the blink of an eye
:3333

>>2938988
>past
passed, I mean

Fuck, I'm out, too tired for this shit

>>2938988

Oh, what dildo?

>>2938988
It's possible to be smaller than you?

>>2938816

Asking anyone for a hug is awkward. Only do it if it's going well and there is an obvious connection between you two.

>>2939045

True, I'll try to just see how things go.

>>2939045

I mean I thing he likes me, he responds positively in texts and he did want to see me for another date

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>>2938907
Trying to figure out plans for the 4th, which I guess is today... Didn't really think this one through. Never had to, always went to go see ridiculously huge fireworks displays out at my dad's house on the reservation (they have a beach area where they let people buy homes) near Bellingham, but not this year I guess since he'll be in Portland and here I am in Olympia and it's already the fourth.

What do you guys think? Burgers, then get drunk, then fireworks?? Get drunk, then get burgers, then get more drunk, then fireworks? Fireworks, then burgers, then more fireworks, then alcohol, then some kind of firework burger drink?

how do you get invited to a 4th of july party

>>2939120
have friends who like to get shitfaced and who want to watch you get shitfaced
thats what i did yesterday at a 4th of july party

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>>2938480
>mfw everybody on there is at least 9/10s
Well I'm fucked.

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>>2938653

Yeah, I'm totally jealous of a shut-in.

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>dude I hooked up with once asks me to come over via text
>"yea no anal lol I just want you to grind on me"
>"maybe you can rim me if you want lol"
I wanna have sex not lick your fucking asshole
The hell is the appeal in doing this

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Happy 4th folks!

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>>2939083
dont drink by yourself D:

USA USA USA!

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>>2939247
USA USA USA USA USA USA

>>2939227
Did I give that impression? Eww, no, I'm not drinking alone! I'm heading out with my roommate this afternoon or evening or whatever.

>>2939252

I HAVE A FREEDOM BONER!

>>2939258
I'm feelin the freedom

>tfw no daddybear to breed

>bf has found out he had to work late today
>tfw no 4th of july fun

>>2939426
>having fun on 4th of july

what kind of terrorist are you

>>2939426
I don't get it

what happened on that day?

>>2939454
Godless communist heathen detected

>>2939454
Nothing important. We should just remove that day from all calendars.

>>2938635

Well thank you SP. :3

>>2939537

Stay mad red coat.

>>2939561

I'm sorry i can't hear you over all this free speech and gun rights.

>>2939561
>hurr american = circumcised
typical foreign ignorant trash

>>2939537
kek

>>2939571
>american
>calling others ignorant

kek

>>2939454
9/11

>>2939582
>assuming wrong

kek go jump back up your mother you eastern european knock off abortion

>americans pretending to be not americans while americans americans and americans call americans ignorant americans

And keep saying you're all 10/10 18 year old femanon virgins looking for NEET nerd dick, everyone believes every one of your stories.

>>2939592
wizard no one cares about your collection of dildos for gods sake

>>2939588
very funny you faggot

why don't you go kiss gay boy

>>2939607
Lol what, is that supposed to be offensive or something

>>2939600
im a qt 11/10 with self esteem issues and looking to have any dick inside me

am i realistic now anon

>>2939612
post more pictures of your dildo factory theyre really neat

>>2939620
Considering that every single thing that you posted was the opposite of the truth, sort of not realistic.

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Cook out time :3

see ya fags whenever!

>>2939638
Sorry I can't hear you over bailing you out of WWII

>>2939634

Please god, let there be a natural disaster or at least a kitchen fire where wizard dies.

>>2939720
Wouldn't they just be the cutest together?

>>2939644

I'm pretty sure he was talking to Euros, not Canadian scumbags.

>>2939688

So harsh and uncalled for edgy faggot.

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>>2939725
Just think about how cute the three of you would be curled up in bed together.

>>2939778

Only Flappy is into chub guys.

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>>2939784
Flappy said he likes everybody type
He posts twinks otters and bears all the times.
I mean look at whippy, a strong breeze could blow him away

>>2939796

That's my point. Only Flappy and Wiz would be curled up in bed.

>>2939804
Whippy has to be into chubs.
Look at Flappy.

>>2939810

Nigga pls. Wiz is bigger than Flappy.

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>>2939796

>>2939816
Flappy is still fat
Borderline whale
His face is fucking 10/10 though

>>2939828
Hes not pushing "whale" hes just cozy mode.

>>2939826
How big is flappys dick?
Why haven't you two fucked?
Does your bf know how much you love Flappy?

>>2937335

I'd give my left nut to draw like that ;-;

>>2939828

Question is would Whippy join those two in the lewd?

>>2939840

>Breddy big
>I live in Wisconsin
>Yes, he knows im an unfaithful infidel.

>>2939839
>>2939828
Flappy is well within the average weight for his height
He just needs to lose some pudge and get otter mode

>>2939852
Cut or uncut?
Length?
Girth?

Do you actually love Flappy?
How long have you known him?


>>2939846
Probably.
He'd shove a toy or two into Wiz too

>>2939870

I doubt it.

Plus they live on opposite coasts so it will never happen.

>>2939855
Agreed. Skinnyfat is still fat. Weight is what most people use to determine their health but it's useless if your body's still shitty. I'm always wary of guys who don't train at all, either resistance or endurance would do, but it's the principle of the thing, I need to see that potential partners or even friends have the willpower to constantly be working on themselves in some way or other.

>>2939796
I'll blow you away bitch.

>>2939810
I like ~people~
I have no particular preference for any sort of archetype

also
>this discussion
pls

>>2939909

Answer the question. :3

>>2939914
What question?

>>2939889
He said that used to be a runner but a series of health issues caused him to gain weight and become exhausted easily.
Can't be too hard on the guy.
Plus he has said he reads like 3 books a week, and whippy said he reads a lot when he's over at his place so at least he keeps his brain going

>>2939917

>>2939846

We all know Flappy wants him question is would you join them?

>>2939935
Probably not

>>2939939

Well more for Flappy i guess.

>>2939943
Indeed

>>2939943
>>2939939
There's a lot for Flappy.

What does Flappys jazz taste like? Is it bitter from all the shit he eats?

>>2939954
I've already commented that it's not the least bit bitter. At all

>>2939957
Does he cum a lot?
What does his musk smell like?

>>2939962
2lewd

>>2939954

But there is a lot more of Wiz amirite? I don't think Flappy would be able to handle him.

>>2939870

>Not specifying benis details
>Who knows
>Like 3 years? 4 maybe

>>2939870

Everyone loves Flappy silly

>>2937723
Did you post on /sci/ about wanting to learn something over summer now that you finished in uni?

What did you decide on?

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>>2939986
I don't.

>>2940002

Well....uhhh

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>>2940007

Flappy doesn't have a Dragon benis, sorry to break it to you.

>>2940024
It might as well be one it's so big ;3

>>2939592
>>2939602
>>2939612
>>2939622
>>2939628
>>2939670


So much shitposting that doesn't pertain at all to /lgbt/, Please refrain from doing this. It gets annoying having to report all of you.

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>>2940030

Whippy pls

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>>2939720
>MFW

Why would you say this?

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Come back after being banned, again, to this conversation.

Umm. Lawdy, lawd.

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>>2940157

>>2940152

TOP KEK!

>>2940168

What i do?!

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>mfw Americans left the glorious Empire to be controlled by Zionist lizardmen

>tfw no bf to cuddle and give you his D

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>>2940181

A post said you needed my D. I don't cuddle.


>>2940188

> Lizard Queen

> Lizzy

Rugcuby, pls.

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>>2940200

Whoops.

>I don't cuddle

What kind of monster are you?

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>>2940200
>I don't cuddle.

>>2940210

Going to have to delete it again it seems. :3

>>2940210
>>2940215
I knew you were a bottom, you got that bottom sass

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>>2940206
>>2940215

> .gif related


>>2940215

Apparently you need my D too.

>>2940225
I don't even know what that means.
>>2940229
homobro plz. Contain yourself before you shrek yourself.

>>2940235
You got that catty bottom nature

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>>2940235

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>>2940210
>file deleted again

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>>2940245

I won't cuddle.


>>2940247

HAI WHIPPY!

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>>2940242
Thats cool I guess.
>>2940243
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUIEFp9_1nI&feature=kp

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>mfw i just lost a friend of 22 years

>>2940263

How did that happen,Wiz?

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>>2940274
u wanna fite

>>2940263

I bet it's because you smell bad.

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>>2940271

Drama with me, him and his ex gf. I do nothing but defend him even when he is in the wrong.


>>2940279
>implying i don't have OCD
>implying i don't bathe and scrub my body until its raw and damn near bleeding.

I guess you could say I'm trying to get rid of the gay. :3

>>2940291

That sucks, Wiz :/

And don't ever get rid of the gay ;;

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Ignored by Whippy. Welp, time for an hero.


>>2940259

> .gif related

>>2940291

>Wanting to be straight

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>>2940301
>not wanting to be normal
>2014

>>2940304

Being a homo is normal for me

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>>2940304
>wanting to be with the vaginal Jew

wiz pls

>>2940304
>not embracing weird

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>>2940263
>mfw thats older than me
>mfw your old as shit

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>>2940259
>coach
Ellis is better.

>>2940304
>wanting to be straight

buttslut pls go

>>2940308

Well that's you.

>>2940310
>>2940312
>>2940317

Nah.


>>2940314

Well duh, I'm almost 30. I tend to forget that most on here are under the age of 18.

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>>2940315
Gamewise - Nick

Lewdwise - Coach

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>>2940319

Yeah, maybe its time to move on and hang out with guys your own age?

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>>2940319
>Almost 30

>>2940319

>tfw in the car earlier brother asks me how I know I'm gay if I've never been with a man or woman

>>2940325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5mG-eGJPQA

>>2940328

If i could i would but I'm like most on here just older.

>>2940330

Deal with it young whipper snapper. ;3

>>2940331

Good thing for me i have been with both and i like men more.

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>>2940331

All the dragon dildos and anal tearing is a pretty strong hint.

>>2940338
meow meow

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>>2940336

>I'm like most on here just older

I'm sure pedos make the same excuse when they go into underage chat rooms.

>>2940338

I would never tell my brother about the dragon dildos. Also my anus is tight enough to break a banana in half.

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>>2940340
>thinking I'm a pedo

Top kek

I only date legals mate. Stop shitposting.

>>2940336
>>2940343


How do your parents & friends feel about you dating someone 10 years younger than you?

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>>2940342

> banana in half

> banana

Well, that's me told.

Silly Epsi. *ruffle*

>>2940336
>If i could i would but I'm like most on here just older.

sup jersey's daddy

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>>2940342

How do you know that?

>>2940345

Does it matter? As long as he is legal it doesn't matter.

>>2940348

Will you hush with that!

>>2940349

I don't really know, I don't really feel like wasting a perfectly good banana to find out. Although it wouldn't be the first time I put a banana up there.

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>>2940342
>Also my anus is tight enough to break a banana in half.
So scare.
>>2940334
Haha. Yeah no.

>>2940343

I think it does matter. If you and him ever walked in public holding hands. Someone would call a cop on you because you look so much older.

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>>2940352
>Will you hush with that!
no, daddy

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Going to go get drunk and watch the fireworks fuck it.

>>2940363
>look much older

I have you know most on the TC and in real life think I'm at least 23.

>>2940364

No

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>>2940356

I LOVE YOU SILENTPROTAGONIST! I REALLY WISH IT'LL WORK FOR YOU AND JUPP! Knowing you two gives me hope.

BEST TRIPFAGS OF /lgbt/!!!

WOO!

All other tripfags are shit eating pigs compared to you!

>>2940368

>I'm at least 23.

Are you wearing a turban and a veil? Because there is no way in hell for you to look 23.

>>2940370
>>2940376

Sean pls.

>>2940353

Never had the courage to put fruits in my ass and never will.

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>>2940370
Why..thank you, anon.

>>2940368

I thought you were 26 or something

>>2940368

Nah you look 28-34 depending if you have a beard or not.

>>2940382
He's 29 or perhaps still 28?

>>2940368

>23

Try 29-34..

>>2940380

Why, fruit is good for you regardless of what hole you stick it in. Just don't stick a pineapple up there.

>>2940379

>sean
>liking sp
>liking any tripfag

Please.

>People mad at Wiz for landing a younger guy

The ass pain in here is legendary.

>>2940396

I don't think anyone is asspained at wiz for landing a younger guy. I'm actually quite happy for him. Every pot has it's lid. What if his partner enjoys a 2/10 bottom guy? This is none of our business.

I wish the best of luck to both of them, in those 6 or less dates they'll have in next 5 months.

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>>2940389

>Just don't stick a pineapple up there.

>>2940406
>2/10

Nigga pls.

>>2940406
You're incredibly catty for someone who doesn't care.

New edition for the ass hurt to continue.

>>2940412
>>2940412
>>2940412

>>2940406

Oh god, that made me laugh like a maniac.

Thanks.

>>2940396

What can a 18-19yo really give a 28-30 year old besides their dick/boipussy? It seems like all relationships where there is a big age difference are based on sex and nothing else. It usually isn't real love.

Wiz is often on here talking about giving up, being frustrated with himself, and has gained back weight. Why isn't he confiding in his boyfriend for help? Shouldn't your bf be your #1 supporter and helping you along as much as they can to motivate you?