Archived threads in /lgbt/ - Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual & Transgender - 894. page

With a real cock of course.

>>7767575
i tried a tooth brush but it hurt

>>7767584
tfw no tranny fwb

>>7767693
damn did you even lube it up? And I remember a friend of mine saying he used shampoo bottles

>>7766498
Probably better than a certain someone that hasn't started hormones and keeps shitposting for the past 2 years?

Certain someone is literally giving away their chance of passing every tick of the clock.

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>>7766505
not for much longer

>>7766498
Started at 21, bout to turn 26

I dunno it's alright. Don't believe the hype that things stop changing after 6 months. Things never stop changing, estrogen never stops having an effect on you as your body develops with it. I have this running joke with myself that I started ten years after my first puberty started, so I draw parallels between being 26 but hormonally 16, etc. etc. My second puberty is a little past the halfway mark, and I'm sure more surprises are in store.

>>7766067
No. I'm pretty SJW all things considered and this is dumb.

>>7766067
No, and even if it was, this person can fuck off.

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>>7766067
If genderbending VN characters is wrong, I don't want to be right

>>7765787
Helicopter might be able to help you out with that

>>7765787
No but mayonnaise is

>>7765787
Certain breeds of giraffe can be genders, yes.

>>7764745
Better than either, it makes you AGP!

>>7764745
It could feasibly be a sign of gay, bisexual, or trans. Or trap if you don't think that is gay(but it hella is).

>>7764751
But I don't find girls attractive. I thought agp meant that you find them so attractive you want to be them

>>7763495
Bottoming makes me feel wanted and overall makes me feel better about myself. Topping makes me feel like a horny loser.

>>7763495
I don't think anything can be OBJECTIVELY more fun or pleasurable. Are you asking us to vote or something?

>>7763495
botte all the waaaaaaaaayyy baaaabaaaaayyyyyyyy

>>7763462

How often do you shave your legs? I found I got less bumps when I shaved more often.

I use Wilkinson Sword Hydro Silk 3 (5 blades) with a simple bar of soap and moisturiser afterwards. I used to use a face razor and that did get a bit bumpy at times (And also dulled the blades quickly).

May help you, may not - it works for me.

>>7763544
I haven't come out yet, so I try to keep it to a couple times per week so my parents don't suspect anything with long showers. The problem is that shaving in the shower takes a long time.

>>7763587

That's fine, you're actually in a similar situation to me - I only shower twice a week, that's probably quite bad but I don't really sweat much. I don't know if my parents know I shave my legs, I don't keep it a secret but I haven't had a need to mention it either. I'm not a very hairy person so nobody expects to see hair on my legs.

But in any case, if you're shaving twice a week like me then you should be fine. I don't know how long you've been doing it but I know when I started it took me about 10-20 minutes to shave my legs, now it's about 5-10 because I just have the routine down, know which ways to contort my body/legs to get it done quickly - just practice I guess.

Generally razor burn is irritation, so make sure whatever you're using to lather up isn't too drying. I've used a drying soap by accident once and it was awful.

that's cuz you don't workout so your gluteus medius and minimum are underdeveloped thus giving you the saggy shitty looking ass

>>7765937
Is this something that working out actually fixes?

>>7762856
Squat or get implants / fat grafting.
Not that hard to fix compared to shit like having a barrel ribcage.

>>7762805
This is why I carry pepper spray.

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>>7762805
Fun fact I learned today:
Stephony attempted suicide on his daughter's wedding day.

>>7763586
>his
You need to pass to get female pronouns now?

i sorta pushed myself to be attracted to guys so i could get laid more but i was already kinda attracted to guys so win-win

>>7761289
pretty pathetic desu bro

>>7761311
Nah, I got a ton of things i'm doing.

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>>7755546
>abdl
kys
>pansexual
kys
>non binary, """""masculine leaning"""""
Just because you're androgynous/feminine, doesn't mean you need to label yourself with a bunch of loan words. You're a guy trying to co-opt the trans movement because you aren't stereotypically male, which causes the movement to look ridiculous. I have not seen anything that shows that nb are an actual thing, from either historical record or scientific findings (unlike transpeople).

And if you're one of those nbs that look like pic related, kys

>>7755786
>Just because you're androgynous/feminine, doesn't mean you need to label yourself with a bunch of loan words. You're a guy trying to co-opt the trans movement because you aren't stereotypically male, which causes the movement to look ridiculous. I have not seen anything that shows that nb are an actual thing, from either historical record or scientific findings (unlike transpeople).
I'm a skinny vegan but fuck your fat shaming.

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>>7755796
>fat shaming
>vegan
All that virtue signalling, cringy af famalam

Where did I say anything about fat people? The person in my pic is a tub of fat shit, but that doesn't make them a snowflake; it's the pink hair and the dress paired with a beard which makes all trannies look like that in the minds of people (as outliers tend to shape stereotypes, i.e. all blacks steal, gays are all gigantic faggots, all hispanics are illegals, etc.).

kys

>>7755786
>loan words
*buzz words

bump for bi-sexuals everywhere.

>>7751857
Depends on whether or not you've been gay bashed. I have, I also get shit from gays for being bisexual. So a bi-card that occasionally includes bits of gay card when dealing with stupid rednecks?

>>7752033

no no no, it can't be conditional. If you have to work for it in any way then it isn't about identity. it's either you have the card or you don't

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The blue button makes you a girl for a day.
The red button makes you a girl permanently.
Assume you're good looking as a girl and there are no social problems from the change.
You only get to press one button once. No retries, to going back.

Which button do you choose?

If it's the red, you're a trannysexual.

>>7749269
what if i don't have much dysphoria but would still pick red if i could?

>Assume you're good looking as a girl
but anons say 'if you don't want to be any girl you aren't trans'

>>7749269
Why would that make you a tranny? Trannies aren't women, they're usually not good looking, and there's tons of social and personal problems from the change. It's nothing alike.

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stop calling me homophobic

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I was bad and had a Red Baron single serving pizza last night. So now I have to do extra work in the gym today Dx
Atleast it's gonna rain all weekend so I'll have more of an excuse to go to the gym lol. How are all you doing today?

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What faces do the leaders of your countries make when they have to sit next to poor people?

>>What letter on lgbt are you?
T
>>Do you drink?
Socially
>>Do you do drugs?
No
>>Do you smoke?
No
>>Would you say you have a problem with any of these things?
Not really

>B
>alcohol
>cigarettes
>weed
>psychedelics
I smoke way too much weed but it's not really afftecting my classes so whatever

>>7767549
G
Smoke weed and occasionally cigars
Drink occasionally
No drugs
Anxiety issues and a probable Machiavellian personality disorder but otherwise doing p good on the mental health front