Just turned 18, wanna bottom for my bf but we planned for it to be next weekend because he works all this weekend, whats a good hi fiber low carb diet to help clean me out for the big night?
>>7781076
Metamucil helps a lot, drink some the night before and in the morning the day of and it'll help everything just stick together and slide out
>>7781168
psyllium husk > metamucil
psyllium husk is the fiber ingredient in metamucil
>>7781076
Can I get sauce on this samurai jack pic?
http://www.vogue.com/article/french-vogue-valentina-sampaio
Meet the next generation of Trans Beauty
>>7781063
Tulsa's daughter in my humble opinion
>>7781063
Furshure better looking than most of the disgusting pigs in Australia...
Are early transitioner girls the closest thing we have to anime girls?
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>>7780986
yes, why?
>>7780986
You could have found that out of you told your mom about you being a tranny.
Missed the chance huh.
https://soundcloud.com/xkira
>>7780936
honestly much better than i was expecting.. track 1, 2 & 4 are pretty unique and i can see them in a soundtrack to a movie.
as for the others i'd personally stay away from the brostepish vibes and generic hard vengeance snares on track 6 and stick to the trance/funk influences that make u original.
i prod too btw.
>>7780936
It's shit. Just kidding, I didn't even listen to it. It's probably shit, though.
>>7781514
thanks bud!
Is it unethical for me to go to clubs and get more attention than my AFAB friends? And is it unethical for me to dance with and kiss random cis guys without them knowing anything about me? Asking for a friend.
>>7778263
no OP just b urself you know?
>>7778281
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>>7778263
No. Cis girls need to up their fucking game to compete with traps, I feel.
So this is what just habbened.
>be me
>get off work
>building across street collapsed today
>roof at an angle touching the ground on one side
>decide to bmx that shit
>shitssocash.jpg
>tire blows
>walk bike home
>run into friend
>he is literally crazy
>talks to imaginary friend about aliens
>swats at things that aren't there
>we chat and I tell him I'm gonna skate on over to walmart to get new tire
>he tags along
>on the way there this guy I have been talking to calls me
>"hey baby come over"
>tell him I will after I get back from Walmart
>score
>leave walmart and friend decides to go home
>mfw he doesn't live on that side of town
>call my cutie saying I'm on my way
>notice phone is almost dead
>skate on home to grab charger and some fireworks
>notice I ripped my jeans on the outside left by the pocket
>oh that's why I felt my pants were falling down after the roof ride
>swap jeans and put on my fave and cutest briefs
>ok time to skate out
>about 7 blocks later I'm there
>his lezzy freindo bff is out on front porch talking to tweaker lookin dude
>"hey is he still awake?"
>yup upstairs
>go upstairs and he is drunk
>he is cute when he is drunk
>just irrational and kinda bitchy when he is drunk
>he wants sum fuk
>he wants me to top this time
>my first time topping, ever
>make out
>play with each other
>get hard and suit up
>real nervous
>in I go
>meh it's OK
>tfw insensitive dick
>he cums so hard
>he bucks me off
>we stand up and make out
>what's that smell?
>turn on lights and poop all over him
>wtf
>I gag at the smell and sight
>we take shower
>he wants round 2
>sorry I have to bolt after a cig
>grossed out
>we have smoke
>I pull bag of chips out of bag and offer him some
>eat chips and I leave
>finish chips and skate to nearest gas station.
>pick up a Dr pepper and some peanut butter crackers
>guy comments on my board
>show him the naked chick on the bottom and the kittens on the top
>laughs
>I leave and skate down the middle of the street
Cont.
>turn off onto my road
>cop outta nowhere
>fuck I have those fireworks and some spray paint
>cop warns about drunk drivers just now leaving the bars
>ty fuzz man
>hey cop bro, I had sex!
>laughs and says have a good morning
>skate on home
>sit here now
>still grossed out
>think never happened to me
So is this common? Getting poop all over the place? Like I said it never happened to me. What can be done to stop this from happening?
Ps dude fucking loved it, says it's the biggest he has ever taken
Ps ps he is definitely gayer than me, he has been out for years I'm just now coming out but still did gay shit
Ps ps ps that roof ride was dank af! I hope it's still there tomorrow.
>>7771400
happens now and then when fucking drunk guys.
just wash it off.
pretend it's peanut butter.
>>7771436
It smelled horrid though.
I guess it's just something I will have to deal with, but all the times I have bottomed and was drunk it never happened. Is therected a way to make it not Happen? Just to be sure I don't vomit in front of someone.
Damn I just finished my crackers.
Don't need a break at all.
>tfw I've been single for 6 years.
>is this it guys? Do I just call it quits?
>I literally cannot find a single loyal guy. Though clubs and Grindr aren't exactly the best places to look.
>there's no gay guys in my work place either so I'm kinda stuck.
>>7770872
It's hard. Grindr is for STDs, not relationships, but if you spin the wheel enough times, you'll get lucky eventually and find someone making the same mistake, I guess.
Is it finding guys, or finding loyal guys specifically? (obviously discounting grindr)
>>7770872
I know this isn't /soc/, but where do you live?
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/trans-people-reveal-their-daily-struggles-in-powerful-short-film_uk_589dab21e4b094a129ea1d5e
Okay, of course I sympathize with trans women who don't have time to train their voice because they're super busy, but.... this is like a thing you can fix! Why is it being depicted as a permanent problem?
>>7766527
>training voice
>not getting VFS
>>7766561
but VFS a shit
>>7766527
I have no fucking clue. Either they don't understand how to do it or they just don't put in the work. I finally put in the work after years of having a faggy transvoice, like really put in the work over the course of a few months, and I finally got rid of it. I assume most people could do the same. Either that, or VFS.
tucc edition
• Informed consent providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
• Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• buddi nim's official thread
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
Old thread >>7783959
First for I hate myself.
First for Snickers a cute
mood swings
how do they work
Trans-vibrator edition
• Informed consent providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
• Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• buddi nim's official thread
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
before >>7782967
our guy
>>7783968
for me it's tall masculine guys, the best fastfood sandwich.
Any trans girls who still use the men's restroom even when they pass and are wearing women's clothes? What is it like?
Living in Texas where SB6 will probably be passed, not only am I obeying the law, I get to troll people and confuse/prank them while I'm at it. They asked that we use the men's restroom, so I get to have some fun too.
As an occasionally passing trans girl: Sometimes guys enter the restroom, see me and immediately turn around and leave. Then come back in 10 seconds later after they double check the sign.
Sometimes they just think I'm in the wrong restroom, so I tell them in a deep voice that they're wrong and they just leave me alone after that.
One time, 2 guys were so confused that they just stood in one place and stared at me until I left.
I still haven't tried using the urinal while wearing a dress/skirt. That'll be a real mindfuck.
>>7781341
>using the urinal while wearing a dress/skirt
do it anon
>>7781341
>get yelled at
>get beat up
correction:
>get beat up
>get apologized to even though they're in the right room
>>7781365
as you can see the person in the image is ftm
what you describe is more of an mtf situation
What does /lgbt/ think of Lena Dunham?
She's very pro-LGBT. She even said she envies her sister for being lesbian. Can we consider her one of our strongest celebrity allies?
>>7780706
This is the woman who sexually abused her sister but got away with it because "aww, lesbians"
so all lesbians are in fact molested as children?
kek
I like her show, I don't really care for her as a "personality" in media
Noting that you younger MTFs are generally feminist or at least sympathetic to feminism, how do you feel about the misogynist and anti-feminist attitudes that pervade in most older transitioners and late transitioning (18+) communities?
>>7780570
Younger MTFs are feminists because they've never seen live from the perspective of a male.
>>7780613
MTFs don't experience life as a male.
>>7780570
I honestly don't care. Everyone should be allowed to have their own opinions and not be called a fucking idiot for having their own opinion.
starting a general body thread
pic related is me, I think I am much to thin i feel kinda weird. what is your feedback? hot or what to improve?
>>7777287
Legal belly and appears to have a white dick nice.
>>7777287
Cool belly and seems to have a nice white dick.
You look good except for your pointy elbows.
I want gigantic tits. Does this make me trans?
pic somewhat related.
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>>7777212
anyone remember that story about that guy whos friend paid him some crazy amount of money to get implants and keep them for a year? and then the guy kept them after the year ended because he had a good time with them and hi gf liked the or some shit
>>7777249
Sounds like a forced fem fic. Should be right up OP's alley.