Give me your best advice on prepping for anal
What's important not to fuck up?
Make sure you eat a big meal a few hours before sex, you don't want to get a hungry rumbly tummy during sexy times right?
mfw haven't eaten all day and my stomach rumbles as a guy is blowing me
>>8050039
Lmfao. Literally made me giggle
Really though, i like to play with a smaller toy to make sure im clean before you see him. Then you sit on his face for a few minutes and play with his cock while he works that tongue.
Okay fuck im horny now
Is anyone else here depressed? Or is it just me? There are too many times I wish I could just kill myself. I refuse to get therapy though.
>>8049917
Why do you refuse to get therapy? Do you not want to be happy and get a life?
>>8049943
Every time my mom tells me to get therapy, it sounds like she's trying to send me to one of those Christian conversion therapy camps. I ain't going there, I'll be sure of that! I'm not praying to Jesus or becoming straight.
>>8049917
>Is anyone else here depressed?
Is anyone here NOT depressed? Almost everyone on 4chan is dead inside.
If I wasn't autistic would I also not be bisexual?
>>8049913
If there were more pirates, would there be less global warming?
>>8050019
If my birth sign wasn't Gemini would I also not be bisexual?
I'm autistic and I'm not bi. So, you would probably still be bisexual. I'm fairly certain that autism does not affect who you are attracted to
>As of 2008, Iran carries out more sex change operations than any other nation in the world except for Thailand. The government provides up to half the cost for those needing financial assistance, and a sex change is recognised on the birth certificate.
Really makes you think
good things for bad reasons, is it really a good thing?
>>8049802
when are you converting to shia islam and moving to iran /tttt/?
Are there any pictures online of an average Iranian neovagina?
This will be a long one, so please hold on with me
I am a bi cis male, in an awesome stable relationship with a grill since nearly a year.
Everything is great with her except... i fucking crave the dick.
I only had an experience with men in where a sucked a random stranger off (that is, when i was still single) and i loved it way too much. I mostly like women over men, and in that regard, my gf is amazing, sex with her is great... but there are moments where i just simply crave the D waaaay too much. I love my gf with a passion and could love no other person like i love her, and also i know i can perfectly dissosiate "making love" with "having sex".
My GF knows about the whole Bi thi g and has no problem with it, and actually has kinda introspected and moved from saying she's hetero to saying she's be since we started dating.
Problem is, my gf is suuuuuuper traditional and i dont think she would take kindly to any requests to open up our relationship sexually. Unlike me, she just cannot separate love and sex and i'm afraid to even mention i have this "crave dick moments".
Doing anything on her back is completely off the table, i respect her way too much, but on the other hand, i'm very young and had a very short and very monotone sex life and my experience with men, which i also feel great attraction to, has been extremely limited, so on the other hand i can't help but feel that it's legitimate for me to look for and want these experiences.
What do? repress these desires and just expect them to go? talk it out, possibly ask with the risk of losing my perfect GF? some other option?
Any input much appreciated
Thanks
>>8049570
Bi dude here. Grow up. Respect your girlfriend and your relationship. You are not entitled to sleep around any more than a dude who likes fat checks with a skinny girlfriend. Go watch porn and whack off you animal. It's not worth ruining what you have.
Maybe talk her into some strap-on stuff.
You're why we have a stereotype, you prick.
>>8049570
Because of how toxic bisexuals are to gay men, it's easy to forget that they also hurt the women they get involved with more often than not.
You people really can't control yourselves at all, can you?
I'm a gay cis male in a ~sorta~ similar situation. My boyfriend of three years is awesome and I do love him, but our sex is stale as week-old saltines for me. It sucks even more because we don't see each other often. He's not down to try too much of the stuff I'm into, so I don't even bring it up. Plus I hate making anyone do anything they don't want to had I not brought it up.
At first thought, I'd say just watch gay porn or whatever can get you off. At least if she catches you doing that then it's just porn.
On the other hand, I also know I'm young, and life is short so the time to get all these things out of my system is sorta now. Love will always be around somewhere. So will sex though I suppose. Choices.
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Contradictions abound.
W.e at least Op made a new thread.
Has anyone ever dated someone who later decided to go ftm?
This just happened to me and I feel crushed.
Why is it nearly impossible to find any erotic photos depicting actual trans girls? It's even easier to find FTM's nudes. All I find is disgusting shemales with 8" cocks and D cup fake boobs that have had fuckton of surgeries making them look like caricatures of women. I want natural, cute girls that just happen to have penises.
t. transbian btw
Because we still have to work on overall acceptance, so that mtfs feel comfortable enough in society and with themselves that they can take cute nude pics without (1) feeling like they want to die because they percieve themselves as unattractive (dear mtfs: you're not unattractive, you're lovely) and (2) fearing getting tracked down and murdered by The Cis (or being outed, losing their jobs, friends, families, etc.)
If you are just looking for schlick material and not for social justice though maybe you could ask around in femgen
t. ftm
>>8049217
fetlife
define erotic. just nude or like artistic erotica?
1. There are no actual genders ("gender is a social construct") and that goes for everyone, although some people might enjoy associating with certain "masculine" or "feminine" things that the culture has defined
2. Biological sex is based on multiple characteristics that don't occur in the same configuration in everyone (see: various intersex conditions) so every "male" and "female" is just defined that way because they fit a sufficient amount of the characteristics upon their birth to get classified that way
3. Gendered pronouns are a thing in some languages but plenty of languages don't have them at all
4. We have the technology and doctors willing to give people HRT and SRS so they can feel comfortable, and it's easy and free to say a new name and pronoun
5. So what is the problem
>>8049090
Who gets to use the women's changing rooms?
>>8049093
There are already intersex and trans people in those changing rooms to be honest, same goes for the "men's" changing rooms. I don't have an answer for you except that the current system for deciding such things is becoming outdated in our society.
>>8049090
Sex doesn't determine all sex characteristics. It's ok to want to wear feminine clothing because has room for your tits but you don't have two x chromosomes
How attractive were you before transition? Do people still find you attractive?
I was ugly. Now I look alright
>>8048969
I still pre-T, and fuck, people see me as attractive and I actually had to refuse girl because I couldn't have them have a relationship with a "boy" that feels to be a girl and wants to look what they may could find attractive in me, girls inn my class were like "OMG HE'S THE PERFECT BOYFRIEND, HE IS LIKE TOO CUTE AND EMOTIONAL, EVERY GIRLS WANTS SOMEONE LIKE YOU".
Now I am in this limbo, waiting to transition, probabily will end up alone.
Was ugly before transition but had no desire to exercise a male body or be hygienic. Now I'm pretty attractive but also take a lot better care of myself.
Because lots of us identify with the archetype that >>8045636 proposes.
>me in elementary school
>smallest and shortest of all the boys
>people point and ridicule my tiny feet and twig-like arms
>get called a "girl" whenever I fail my team during P.E.
>always lost arm wrestling matches in half a second
>no friends because I couldn't/didn't play sports with the other boys in recess
>couldn't make friends with girls because i don't look like a pretty girl at this point, so i don't fit in
>sit on the side of the playground every single recess
>stunted social development as a result makes me a nerdy beta pathetic manlet during middle/high school with no friends still
>finally start to transition in senior year of HS and people actually talk to me since I look decently cute and pretty now
>still can't make friends because i lacked a social childhood
Feelsbadman
>>8048772
that's not really what an HSTS is
>>8048772
agps can be failed males too
>>8048781
Then what is it? It's definitely not AGP, but not necessarily HSTS because one can be a failed male and still find girls more attractive than guys.
Still closer to HSTS because they fit better in the social role of a female, and are mainly transitioning for social reasons.
I propose these be split off into a third type that Blanchard never considered.
>thread about a guy that wants a vagina
>thread about a guy that wants boobs
>femgen guys taking estrogen
>AGPs
>thread about an ftm wanting to be fucked in the vagina
>ftm who only wants testosterone but doesnt care for social transition or surgery
>ftm who wants surgeries but no HRT
So when are we gonna acknowledge that being a "snowflake"/some kind of intermediary between masculine and feminine is actually pretty normal and common and that if people would just be chill things would be better for everyone? In the short run such people appear to be freaks who harm the transgender image (because currently the only people who will be this way openly are the ones brazen enough/autistic enough/privileged enough to do so; therefore they seem like a bunch of assholes, because at this stage the more timid people who also feel this way are too scared to/not in a position of being safe to do so)--but in the long run, if they become accepted, society's gender memes will finally die.
>>8048706
Let's brainstorm more potential snowflake/intermediary identities.
>agp who wants to be a flat andro reverse trap
>girl who wants to social transition and have a dick but otherwise stay female
>>8048774
>AFAB who wants to go on T for a couple of years until she develops a satisfactorily masculine voice and ability to grow a sexy moustache, but otherwise dress and behave feminine
>femboy who wants estrogen and a vagina but no tiddy
>man who wants to change his name to a female name because he thinks its pretty but otherwise change nothing
>>8048774
Beat this:
>mtf that wants to take hrt / develop breasts while also having a full beard
What are /lgbt/'s thoughts on Marine Le Pen and her party, the National Front? To the Frenchfags here, who will you be voting for in the upcoming elections?
I'd let her fuck me with her voice, to be quite honest. She stands a slim chance of pulling a majority in the second round, but I'm not holding out too much hope.
>>8048520
Not French, but I like her. Also, I just realized from your file name her initials are the same as My Little Pony, which means she might get the beta vote.
>>8048520
>voting for a hon regardless of party
Why is brightness in Blaire White's videos' always set so bright?
because she doesn't know how to use lighting. lol. or maybe her exposure on her camera is really high.
Softens up the features on her Jeffree Star lookinass
>>8048360
to hide her imperfections and shitty personality
Is it just me or is 4Chans, /LGBT/ board is getting more and more SWJ'er-y... I don't like it.
If you came here from Leddit please fuckin leave, you look out of place and make this board less enjoyable.
>People calling other people trolls
THE ENTIRE FUCKING BORED IS A TROLL U FAGGOT
>People offended at "problematic words"
FUCK YOU TRANNY ILL INJECT YOU WITH T
>B-But you'll go to j-jail-
I'M A TRANNY YOU CUNT, I ALREADY LIVE IN ONE, MY BODY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>8048251
it's because cara and his friends left
>>8048251
Don't pretend to be a "long time" 4chaner if you don't know what board rules are.
You can't post your /pol/ shit at /ck/, like you can't post it on /lgbt/.
Only place where you're allowed to shit post is /b/, and if you post it anywhere else it's because your shitpost don't get enough attentions, and you're too much of an attention whore to just let it go.
>THE ENTIRE FUCKING BORED IS A TROLL U FAGGOT
It's not.
>FUCK YOU TRANNY ILL INJECT YOU WITH T
Read the rules.
>>8048251
>>B-But you'll go to j-jail-
>I'M A TRANNY YOU CUNT, I ALREADY LIVE IN ONE, MY BODY
Wouldn't stop you crying when you get to male jail would it?
Ask a ftm drag queen anything
>hormones 2+ yrs
>pass 90% out of drag as a man
>100% of people think I'm a cis man in drag
I've been performing onstage for over 6 months with basically 0 problems except for the usual (sexual harassment, injuries from performing, hangovers) but there are some interesting aspects of doing drag as a trans man... ama
what is your opinion on papal investiture
>>8047947
Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or a hundred duck-sized horses?
Edit: typo
>>8047978
Le ebin meme my sir