I want to have a boyfriend.
I can't get one IRL: the hot gay guy at work simply ignores me, that's how much beneath his notice I am. Online, I get ignored whenever I try to message someone on dating apps. I think I'm just ugly.
Describe yourself to me please
>>8493434
Hispanic with glasses. That's really it.
>tfw the failed straight male meme made me think
Underwear night at bar
Come wearing spandex
Suddenly tummy rumblies
>go to toilet
>suddenly diarreah
>been in the bathroom for 30min
>people keep knocking wanting to fuck in the stall
>literally never had diarreah here before
>the one night I come with just my undies I get this
Fuck my life reeeeeeeeee
Also the darkroom is closee tonight. Literally the only reason i come here
Rrrrreeeeee÷eeeeee
Daily reminder that bisexuality isnt real and is the first ever tumblr meme sexuality.
Daily reminder that if you are a bisexual femboi you are actually a failed straight male using men to validate your insanity.
Daily reminder that you WILL in fact go back to women at some point or some other failed male tranny/femboi (same thing really)
Reminder that you are all killing yourselves testing out pills that couldnt cure cancer and NEGATIVE side effects were boob growth etc
Daily reminder that you are all using your bodies as guinea pigs to look like a freak of nature
Reminder that after 25 you will look like a used tampon thats been reused over and over and your skin is wrinkly amd not your chasers which are failed straights and pedophiles will want you
Reminder that your only hobby is dressing like a faggot online amd wavimg your tranny cock for any sort of validation since your parents never loved any of you...
>>8493160
>women at some point or some other failed male tranny/femboi (same thing really)
>women
>other failed male tranny/femboi (same thing really)
So you admit I am a woman!
>>8493210
seek sunlight
>>8493160
based
>tfw afraid of coming out to my father because I know he'll be even more disappointed in me than he already is
God fucking dammit. I lie to myself by saying that "oh, I'm not coming out, if straight people don't have to then why do I?" I try to give him cues that I'm not into fems, even my mom has dropped a hint now and again. But he still asks me stuff like "anon, do you see those cute girls over there?" and "are there any girls you like in your class?"
What do I gonna do?
I'm so scared.
Sorry OP, that sucks.
I wish I could help you but I never wanted to fuck my parents so I never had this problem.
>>8492853
Don't trap yourself.
You don't have to come out.
Just STOP FAPPING, and man up!
In a similar situation, both parents are religious and are grossed out by any implication of same sex relations on TV or whatever. My relationship with my parents is good right now and I don't wanna ruin it, but at the same time I feel like I should at least tell them before I move out out of respect. I think I'll tell them so though, just thinking about it, anyways good luck OP.
yall some gay faggs
>>8492787
I'm gay and I'm absolutely against anal sex, try again.
#shooketh
How to get online boyfriend? Most femboys are super slut
pure damn luck.
i met my ex online actually.
>>8492189
>internet boyfriend
>>8492189
>Most femboys are super slut
You spelled "99.9999% of all gay men" weird.
Friendly reminder that if you don't take HRT at 3 years of age you are doomed to be a hon forever
It's late cara go to bed *pats butt*
>>8492133
Most little boys look like men, only the select few can/could actually present female as a child.
>>8492133
>At 3 years of age
fucking casuals i started taking HRT before my fathers dick entered my mothers vagina have fun being hons.
-trutrans
I'm 5'9. What would I prosper most as?
a neurotypical human being who lives his life authentically in a way that brings him happiness without harming others, or allowing other people's opinions to influence him.
falling for the autistic 4chan manlet meme makes that unlikely.
>>8492064
I feel sorry for the people who spend so much time on 4chan that they actually believe being 5'9 makes them so inadequate as a male that they should chop their dicks off. My heart goes out to you OP. You are male. You were born with a penis. Take a break from this place. Expose yourself to some people with different values. You're getting yourself stuck here.
Anything and everything i see on trump just makes me so angry. Why does any of LGBT even support him? He definitely doesnt have any of our best interests in mind
Pic unrelated
Sweetie here's a lesson you need to learn very fast in the world.
No one has your best interests in mind except you. No one gives a fuck. People hold certain views because it benefits them the most. Stop thinking people care about LGBT. They don't, they put on a front when LGBT group interests align with theirs, and that's OK use it to your benefit. In this scenario, you could get a lot out of the Trump administration by doing just that, but instead we have a bunch of retarded ass weak groups who instead want to put on a show on Twitter (again, they think its in their best interest).
TL;DR - no one cares about you but you, politics isn't going to save you
>>8491269
Because Sharia Law is worse for LGBT people than angry conservatives that are actually closet homosexuals.
Is it true that gay nightclubs are swarming with underage prostitutes?
And if so, are they even successfull?
I swear I'm not a creep, I'm just curious and don't want to ever get drunk and confused, ifyaknowwhatimean.
>tfw gay
>tfw you like the smell of straight man poo
Its been a while my old friend
How many months has it been? It must be at least a year since I saw the first baby grinch post but you're still going strong
Maybe someone took up your torch, you unknowingly passed the duty of autistic board ruining to a like minded anon
Or maybe you've been making threads roleplaying as a scat fetishist baby for over a year
Either way it never fails to make me smile.
Always wishing you the best
-Anon
does LGBT have waifus/husbandos? If yes, post their pic, your gender and orientation. Also, why you chose them.
> gender: female
> orientation: bisexual
> why: it's DIO.
gender: male
orientation: gay
why: he's big, strong, and loyal. I want to be mother for his kids.
>>8489418
gender: male
orientation: bisexual
why: very few stories make me laugh and cry like reading her story made me laugh and cry
/pol/'s being really mean again.......
>>>131166302
nice one newfag
Because people should be judged as individuals. The LGBT movement or the idea of a "gay identity" is separating them from straights and saying they are different. It's fucking cancer, they are individuals with their own personality, volition, and agency, not toys for political agenda. Fuck sociology, fuck identity politics, fuck human categories, fuck the LGBT movement, fuck gay identity, culture, and community. They should be treated equally.
Will I be cis again if I stop drinking tap water, start working out and take this + fish oil and B12?
>>8489270
No, you'll just be a repressed trans.
>>8489270
Try it.
STOP FAPPING, DON'T TRAP YOURSELF.