Army life general

Just like to mention I went to basic with Erika Lopez the female 12b who went AWOL not that that makes me special but for conversation.

>>28929532
well now I want to know the story faggot

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Tommy Spoons

>>28929630
So I posted this before in a thread based about her but it got ignored and shortly after 404'd or something

Erika Lopez was supposedly the first female to join a combat arms mos (12b) but then went AWOL when we went on leave for hbl.
Not much to say about her personally other than she was on profile almost the entire time and she was cool to chill with when we weren't training.

Our company was the first osut/bct to have female 12b's. She was supposed to make history, not fuck up.

>>28929507
you just add a close bracket to green text, then keep it short and to the point

>like so

>>28929765
]like this?

>>28929765
>or like this?

>>28929783
>>28929790
greater than bracket

>>28929795
Thank you I can now green text :D

>>28929507
You recently marched out of your MOS school? Grats. Welcome to wider Army. Get ready for bulk dicks.
>inb4 unit is on rotation

>Not using OCP yet

Not going to make it.

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>>28929945
Iotv is what I was issued I bought some ocp though

So a while ago I made a thread asking how to into guns with anti gun mom. Mostly I was called a faggot child and to leave home and get a life. Well I did /k/ your little kommando left home for bigger and better things. I'm planning on buying my first rifle soon what should I get on an e-1 salary?

> not joining 6 years ago for Obama's surge

Have fun in garrison

>>28930036
> living in the barracks
> rifle

Get gay married to live off base

>>28930041
6 years ago I was 13 man
>>28930051
Honestly joked about it alot. Might do it if I find the right homie

>>28930041
Now I'm just hoping we ellect trump so I can go kill hajis or Russians or Mexicans I don't really care as long as they send me somewhere.

I was a fobbit.
Most I ever wore was my flik.

>>28930154
What was you mos? Where were you deployed?

>>28930166
25B, dubai

>>28930189
Oooooh sounds fancy. What did you spend your time doing?

>>28930274
Sitting around with my thumb up my ass mostly.

>>28929945
Not all units have gotten OCP gear yet senpai.

2CR did.. I hated 2cr

>>28929685

did you fuck her?

>>28929790
10/10. I saw that coming from the OP. I'm a little surprised you only got one but you did get him twice.

>>28929507
you're a faggot and a no guns. go back to the basement and get on cod

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>>28930335
Germany is a lot better than Italy

Why the fuck are you doing an AMA? You have zero experience. Get the fuck off here and haze yourself. -your SAPPER Daddy

>>28929507
How's fort lewis?

is 472nd signal still there?

>not getting issued OCP
I'm in the chair force and I still got issued some, when's the deadline to switch over for you guys?

>>28929685
>she was on profile almost the entire time
lols, sounds about right. seen many women pull this neat trick

>>28930051
>married to live off base
holy shit, I never thought about it. you could totally get married to your bro and take your asses off-post to a kick ass apartment where your 1SG won't come knocking on your door asking for soldiers for detail. God damnit why didn't I think of this shit? imagine the kickass parties you and your barracks bros could throw!

>>28929984
>buying OCP
Literally why? You were going to get issued it eventing anyway

>>28932316
newfags love their E-1 paycheck dissapearing the day they get paid.

>>28932204
2019.

>>28932427
The only thing i ever bought was a t.v. and a ps3. I didn't even get internet until after my 1st deployment.
> i slept in my sleeping bag my entire enlistment

>>28929685
Did You fuck her?

>>28929507
>doing an AMA because you just graduated basic training
>on a board full of combat veterans
You've literally done nothing. Fuck off. I have have socks that have been in the army longer than you

>>28933097
/thread

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>>28929507
>In b4 muhreens

why didn't you join the real military? the army is basically a make-work program that they keep on the books for "muh tradishuns".

>>28933244
I wish they would just fold you retards back into the navy entirely and just call you naval infantry. Marines are some of the most tryhard motherfuckers outside of cav scouts.

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>>28929945
I can't wait to get OCP Flight suits. I love OCP, but I love having a zipper fly and being able to DX uniforms for free more.

>>28933244
>a make-work program that they keep on the books for "muh tradishuns".
fucking christ that literally describes the USMC entirely

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>>28933338
>Marines are some of the most tryhard motherfuckers outside of cav scouts
i almost forgot how fucking retarded 19Ds are with their uniforms.

Is there anyone outside of autistic officers who thinks this looks good?

>>28933244
Marines are a underfunded joke force that gets in the way in modern combat.

>>28933377
Pretty sure that was the joke...

>>28930335
Everyone in Europe can get it, it just takes a memo from your supply NCO.

Gotta love the Optempo here right now though!

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boy I can't wait until senior ncos start making everyone where these unbreathable piece of shit ballistic combat shirts
>did you hate wearing kevlar deltoids?
>well now your entire upper torso is kevlar

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>>28929984
>buying OCP

OT: If someone has been out of the service for 10+ years but decides to wear their Bates dress shoes to a civilian function, do they run the risk of Stolen Valor?

>>28932291
I'm convinced my ranger neighbor did this, or he's actually gay and they swing because all I ever see is shirtless dudes on his porch smoking and drinking every friday and saturday night

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>>28933562
Almost got me, 4/10

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>>28932204
>tfw chair force leaves their DAPS, groin, and butt protector kevlar in the airman's attic for you to take home in your connex and shoot at after deployment

also got OCP wet weather gear and some helmet covers, it's like you fuckers don't know military surplus stores will give you beer money for that shit when you get back

>>28933402
Maybe if it wasnt acu's style uniform that makes everyone look like fatbodies. Maybe if it wasn't for fatbodies. Vietnam era unforms worked well with it.
> maybe if cav scouts weren't a bunch of bitchmaid fagboys today.
Inb4 cav scout fucked my girl. They are to busy fondling eachother for that shit.

>>28930337
Fuck no fraternization was like suicide. They treated us like rapist.

>>28929685
no, she wasn't she was the first from Tennessee you dumb fuck http://www.armytimes.com/story/military/careers/army/2016/02/05/one-armys-1st-female-combat-engineer-recruits-deserter/79817026/

>>28934934
As far as I knew she was the first one. I am capable of being wrong.

>>28929984
>buying extra bullshit to fit in
retarded private
>>28930036
>living in the barracks
>guns
dont. the armory will treat them like shit.
save your money until you have a place of your own or someone to store them with.

then, ar15s are pretty cheap ($600 for a basic build) and m193 is cheap. but wait. save your money

>>28929507
>Army life general

/k/ - Weapons

>>28934958
I didn't buy "extra" bullshit I only have 2 uniforms in ucp that I'm still able to wear. They never took us to exchange our basic training uniforms :( so I went and bought a set of ucp annnnd some boots which are nice as fuck.

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>>28934986
I never did it in basic either; however, in AIT we did go to clothing and sales to do it.

Now I have flight suits and can DX them whenever.
>Such is life as a pogue
>Pic relate
>Is me

>>28933492
Somethings fucky with that shirt, just wait till you get yelled at by a ltcol for not wearing your ballistic outer diaper, good thing I have people to fight for me and tell him to stuff it, same fool tried yelling at my guys for no gloves in the turret.... fucking fag.

>>28934891
>>28934891
>>28934891
Why didn't you fuck her?

>>28929507
I was a 12b active duty for 6 years. You'll miss your knees when you're done.

>>28932203
472nd?

Wait a minute, who is this? I have to know. And if you want to know who I am, it's T.K.

And no bro, I hear they all got moved to Fort Carson. I got out in June 2013 at that company.

>>28929984
>buying your own kit

Tryhard ass boot

>I_have_taken_the_bait.jpg
>>28933338
>fold you back inna navy
nigger we're part of the Dept of the Navy
>>28933420
>i've never read a nonfiction book in my fucking life

>>28929507
>be boot
>everyone but other boots hates you
>flee to the safety of anime and anonymous interweeb image boards

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>>28929507
Go get drunk or something private. Nobody loves you.

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>>28929507
>OP

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>>28937862

>>28937825
>entirely
Apparently you don't need reading comprehension in the corps. I am aware that the marines are a department of the navy. I suggested that they stop being treated like their own special snowflake branch that is totally hardcore guys and totally hasn't become redundant.

>>28934934
>http://www.armytimes.com/story/military/careers/army/2016/02/05/one-armys-1st-female-combat-engineer-recruits-deserter/79817026/

She was literally the first.

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>>28931614
I enjoyed Italy for my mustard stain

>>28939463
>Combat jump
>Italy

Whaaaaat?

>>28939561
173rd, "combat" jump to secure Bashur airfield in 2003

>>28932291
Shit, you'd also get all the perks those married fuckers get, and you don't have to worry about that bitch cheating on you and taking all your shit during deployment. Don't you get a tax break for being married, too?

Goddamn, if I was still in, I would totally courtroom marry my bro, then get a divorce a week before ETS.

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>>28937759
Yes yes I know but I plan on using the shit I buy after the army which is why I will never buy anything ucp again. >>28937856
Im trying to
>>28939710
>I be a dependa? (Pic related)

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>my last real year in the army
>the nightmare is almost over
>all I can do now is sham as much as I can

Fuck Bliss

>>28940946
2/1 ?