Hey /k/ I'm bored wonder if anyone cares about a new 12b ama
In b4 muhreens
In b4 11x
In b4 no green text sorry new fag don't know how to
So I posted this before in a thread based about her but it got ignored and shortly after 404'd or something
Erika Lopez was supposedly the first female to join a combat arms mos (12b) but then went AWOL when we went on leave for hbl.
Not much to say about her personally other than she was on profile almost the entire time and she was cool to chill with when we weren't training.
Our company was the first osut/bct to have female 12b's. She was supposed to make history, not fuck up.
Iotv is what I was issued I bought some ocp though
So a while ago I made a thread asking how to into guns with anti gun mom. Mostly I was called a faggot child and to leave home and get a life. Well I did /k/ your little kommando left home for bigger and better things. I'm planning on buying my first rifle soon what should I get on an e-1 salary?
>married to live off base
holy shit, I never thought about it. you could totally get married to your bro and take your asses off-post to a kick ass apartment where your 1SG won't come knocking on your door asking for soldiers for detail. God damnit why didn't I think of this shit? imagine the kickass parties you and your barracks bros could throw!
>doing an AMA because you just graduated basic training
>on a board full of combat veterans
You've literally done nothing. Fuck off. I have have socks that have been in the army longer than you
>In b4 muhreens
why didn't you join the real military? the army is basically a make-work program that they keep on the books for "muh tradishuns".
I can't wait to get OCP Flight suits. I love OCP, but I love having a zipper fly and being able to DX uniforms for free more.
>Marines are some of the most tryhard motherfuckers outside of cav scouts
i almost forgot how fucking retarded 19Ds are with their uniforms.
Is there anyone outside of autistic officers who thinks this looks good?
boy I can't wait until senior ncos start making everyone where these unbreathable piece of shit ballistic combat shirts
>did you hate wearing kevlar deltoids?
>well now your entire upper torso is kevlar
I'm convinced my ranger neighbor did this, or he's actually gay and they swing because all I ever see is shirtless dudes on his porch smoking and drinking every friday and saturday night
>tfw chair force leaves their DAPS, groin, and butt protector kevlar in the airman's attic for you to take home in your connex and shoot at after deployment
also got OCP wet weather gear and some helmet covers, it's like you fuckers don't know military surplus stores will give you beer money for that shit when you get back
Maybe if it wasnt acu's style uniform that makes everyone look like fatbodies. Maybe if it wasn't for fatbodies. Vietnam era unforms worked well with it.
> maybe if cav scouts weren't a bunch of bitchmaid fagboys today.
Inb4 cav scout fucked my girl. They are to busy fondling eachother for that shit.
no, she wasn't she was the first from Tennessee you dumb fuck http://www.armytimes.com/story/military/careers/army/2016/02/05/one-armys-1st-female-combat-engineer-recruits-deserter/79817026/
>buying extra bullshit to fit in
>living in the barracks
dont. the armory will treat them like shit.
save your money until you have a place of your own or someone to store them with.
then, ar15s are pretty cheap ($600 for a basic build) and m193 is cheap. but wait. save your money
I didn't buy "extra" bullshit I only have 2 uniforms in ucp that I'm still able to wear. They never took us to exchange our basic training uniforms :( so I went and bought a set of ucp annnnd some boots which are nice as fuck.
I never did it in basic either; however, in AIT we did go to clothing and sales to do it.
Now I have flight suits and can DX them whenever.
>Such is life as a pogue
Somethings fucky with that shirt, just wait till you get yelled at by a ltcol for not wearing your ballistic outer diaper, good thing I have people to fight for me and tell him to stuff it, same fool tried yelling at my guys for no gloves in the turret.... fucking fag.
Wait a minute, who is this? I have to know. And if you want to know who I am, it's T.K.
And no bro, I hear they all got moved to Fort Carson. I got out in June 2013 at that company.
Go get drunk or something private. Nobody loves you.
Apparently you don't need reading comprehension in the corps. I am aware that the marines are a department of the navy. I suggested that they stop being treated like their own special snowflake branch that is totally hardcore guys and totally hasn't become redundant.
Shit, you'd also get all the perks those married fuckers get, and you don't have to worry about that bitch cheating on you and taking all your shit during deployment. Don't you get a tax break for being married, too?
Goddamn, if I was still in, I would totally courtroom marry my bro, then get a divorce a week before ETS.
Yes yes I know but I plan on using the shit I buy after the army which is why I will never buy anything ucp again. >>28937856
Im trying to
>I be a dependa? (Pic related)
>my last real year in the army
>the nightmare is almost over
>all I can do now is sham as much as I can