Happy Valentines Day /k/ Any special plans with your raifu?

It's -28°F with wind chill where I am.

Raifu and I will be having a lazy day.

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>>28918777
That sucks. Its pretty bad here in Florida, I actually might have to wear a jacket today.

>>28918893

pls send some warmth PA way.
I'm sick of fucking winter

But yeah, its like a -10°F windchill out.
Staying inside today.

>>28918910
NE Ohio here. It's fucking miserable cold.

>>28918749
I'm getting a new raifu for Valentine's Day.
>trading my Clinton ban AK for an AR-12

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>>28918923
>wake up to -6
>mfw my professor wants to do fucking field work today.

>captcha. Find all of the Palm trees.
Fuck you captcha, you snarky bitch

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>>28918910
>>28918923
Come to Florida, guys. Warmth, good gun laws, and good food.

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Bought awesome shoes for trip to austria next week. Drinking tea with the gf now. Gonna eat shittowns of meat tonight.

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Going go to to Ukraine and fight Russians

>>28919010
Cover me porkins.

>>28919007
They look kind of goofy anon

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>>28919010
Godspeed

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>>28919010

>>28919025

They are hiking shoes, those always look goofy.

>>28918910
-20 in Vermont, -34 with the wind chill finally winter.

>>28919007
Hopefully your gf will be eating a lot of meat tonight too, right? Right?

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>>28918749
Oh you know it. ;) Also that open action. Lewd.

-11 air temp / -36f windchill.

Too cold to operate operationally.

>>28919055

She is vegetarian but she doesnt mind me eating meat. She does eat dick tho.

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>>28919045
TEN OUT OF FUCKING TEN

For some reason my post was cut in half. She is vega but does eat dick.

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62 degrees
Clear skies

Gotta love the Mojave this time of year.

>>28919107
nice m16
you paint it yourself?

>>28919007

those shoes look like they have down's syndrome

>>28919112
>m16
Yes I did.

>>28919093
My gf was a vegetarian until we started dating. All it took was, "Want some bacon?"

>>28919107
You look like you have the worst MRE shit in history brewing.
But in reality I'm just jealous as fuck because Ohio is a fucking shithole between mid November and mid march.

i plan on drinking alone and masturbating after i drop off my truck to get fixed.
its fucking cold out, fuck canada

>>28919192
Minus the Canada part, and its a jeep not truck we are having the same day

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>>28919168
That's the only time the Mojave is bearable. Otherwise its pure hot hell from March to October.

>>28919207
well that makes me feel a little better i guess, have a drink for me anon and i will have one for you.
happy valentines day

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happy v-day /k/!
who else is celebrating with their waifu?

>>28919217
>dat picture
Kek. I can deal with heat. What I can't deal with is walking outside and almost instantly having my fucking beard freeze.
>>28919260
Will do anon. I'll have some rum for you.
Happy Valentines day

The same as last year.
>see friends posting about plans with gf/bf
>be reminded that I'm alone
>get a boner from seeing all the ads on tv for what you get your gf
> go out to the barn for some one on one time with my horse, he gets me
>afterwards, shower and go to bed
>Foreveralone.exe
The medical examiner/csi people will have a field day when I finally off myself whenever he dies, lol.

>>28919107
Almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

>>28919045
What the fuck?

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>celebrating valentines day
>not german most overrated warship launch

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_battleship_Bismarck

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>>28919286
>What I can't deal with is walking outside and almost instantly having my fucking beard freeze.

What a fucking pussy.

>V-Day
My life is not much different from >>28919292, except I don't have a horse or any pets. I doubt I will get my raifus anything, but my new pistol will get a bunch of food today.

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>>28919292
Did you have sexy time with your horse?

>>28918975
All the Cubans and old people, tho

>>28919007
where are you going anon, Salzburg, Vienna?
also, what are you doing there?

>>28918777
> Not snuggling in the snow pretending to wait for Soviet conscripts to enter your field of fire>>28918777

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>>28919410
I do that in the sand

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>>28918749
I don't have a raifu.

>>28918749
I RECOGNIZE THAT TABLE.
OPERATOR GET BACK TO WATCHING UPOTTE!! AND PLAYING SHITTY GAMES ON STEAM.

>>28919452
> AND PLAYING SHITTY GAMES ON STEAM
GIMMA YO STEAMNAME FAG

>>28919374
Obviously he did
>Gets boner
>Goes out to see his horse

Put 1 and 1 together and you get his 2 inch penis inside his horse.

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>tfw have an ideal raifu but can't own one due to gun control laws and expensive process
>tfw poor fag
>tfw liberals run my uni
>tfw SJWs rampant along with leftist political terrorist supporters
My best shot is graduate uni as an engineer, get some job experience at my uncle's store and then enlist as a mechanic, contruction engineer, or as a combat engineer. The good feels however:
>All this winter hate
>live in tropical environment year round
>not so much prey to hunt but plenty of invasive species to kill
>tropical innawoods all over the area
feels good man

>>28919447
>Not having a raifu
What's wrong with you? Unless you mean not owning one

>>28919475
>graduate uni
>enlist
Why in the everloving fuck would you enlist with a degree.

>>28919458
It was the other way round, lol.

>>28919486
So I won't become a cannon fodder and get better jobs in the military. You need knowledge and experience when it comes to getting engineering jobs. The more knowledge and better scores I get in the tests, the better career choices I get.

>>28919032
i want u to know i just printed that out and gave it to my gf because im lazy and she loved it.
love u komrade,
no homo

>>28919546
Well yes, I'm aware, I'm an avionics technician in the chair force. But why enlist, why not OCS when you have the requirements.

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>>28919541
My faggy "friends" made me read guides to seducing horses and dolphins because they're a group of worthless human beings.

I know for a fact no man would survive being fucked by a horse. The flare on the head of the horse penis would destroy his insides, let alone the general girth of the penis itself.

That's even something women have to really be careful with in their birth giving canals it's so massive. But generally from what i understand male horses are a disappointing lay because they're only good for a few thrusts before they're done.

>>28919481
There's nothing wrong with me, I just happen to live in a country that isn't free.

>>28919622
So you meant by not owning one then. Don't worry lad, I know that feel.

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>>28919032
Anyone have the rest of these? I need to send them to my depressed single friends today.

>>28919573
oh yeah, that's what I meant, I simoly forgot what it was called

>>28919622
You're on /k/, there's something wrong with you.

>>28919604
That's all true, that's also why I stick to oral. No way I'm going out like Mr. Hands.

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>>28919645
Nvm I found them.

>>28919656
I think there was a guy that tried oral on a horse and it got so excited it tried raping him and it killed him in the process.

I think that was after Mr. Hands as well if i'm not mistaken. So you play some dangerous games there every time you do that.

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>>28919720
3/3

Captcha seems very interested in store fronts today...

>>28919546
that's not how things work, you know...
everyone takes the same high school level placement test, and most engineering jobs score pretty low.
I hate to break it to you, but nobody really cares if you have a degree. I don't think you can even get better rank with it anymore

>>28919723
It's always possible, that's why I'd never try it with one I didn't know. He's really relaxed, but some get crazy when it's time to bone.

>>28919727
i like these cards many much

>>28919855
I second this.

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Went to the range with my new chronograph and tested some loads I'm slowly developing. It was windy but about 3 Celsius air temp, so comfortable.

41.5 gr of N140 was getting me 2,400fps out of my No4 Mk1*. Next time I'm home and get to reload I'll want make up some ammo going up incrementally from 40.5 to 41.5 and see where I'm getting best accuracy.

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>>28918749
i do op