Happy Valentine's Day /k/

Thanks, faggot.

>>28916499
It's 2 am, the liquor store isn't open yet I can't drown my feels.

So I guess its alright.

>>28916499
I'm masturbating alone and have noguns.

>>28916499
OP here, don't forget that special someone can be yourself.

Get yourself something good, no one belongs anywhere, nobody has a purpose, life is short, and we're all going to die. Enjoy life while it's there.

>alone
>alone
>alone
>alone
>alone

Triggered.

>>28916552
fuck you nigger.

>>28916503
>>28916564
I love you too.

I'm so alone.

I might take my mom out for a date

>>28916645

So you're gonna fuck 'er, right?

>>28916674
No, I'm just taking her out for some chimichangas and burritos man.

>>28916499

>pink guns

God dammit why the fuck does every woman think this is a good idea

>>28916499
>tfw retired combat medic chick called me earlier and said to kitted out for a range trip at 0800
>tfw a range trip gets her wet
>tfw I'm a be sore mother fucker on monday

>>28916890
Have you fucked her yet?

>>28916674
Never change /k/

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>>28916499
Y-you too...

>>28916499
Oh, it's that day? Nobody I know celebrates it.

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This is a fucking day that only brainwashed, consumerist, american people cares about desu

>tfw no gf

person i asked out for valentines flat out denied me and said they feel no attraction for me

i'm drinking instead

>>28916905
Man, I'm drinking too.
From one /k/ to another,
I hope you have a good one.

Went out to get chinese food, the drive caused searing pain. Now I'm struggling to go to sleep, and I'm about to down another oxy.

I rarely leave this house, because it's physically impossible to. Most I do is walk my dog on the lawn and get the mail. Worst part... I can't even shoot my guns. My parents bought me a shotgun out of pity right before christmas, and it just sits on my wall.

>>28917277
Are you retarded?

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>tfw im playing XCOM 2 with my dick out

off to a breddy gud start id say, and I got xcom instead of blowing money on a gf

>>28916499
Time for kid cudi and cognac, gee I wish I was dead

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>>28916499
It's 2 AM and I just watched Akira

My plans for today are to sit on my ass, collect rifle parts, and wish I had any kind of self confidence. Great start already.

>>28916499
I'm not

>>28917609
Maybe you should start enjoying it anon

Tfw gf is 6000 miles away and I'm working

>>28917624
at least you have one faggot

>>28917613
How

>>28917636
Do something fun

Go shooting or something, just do it

>>28917636
Do something fun

Like shoot yourself.

>>28917624
Sorry to hear that anon. By now she's taking some dick already.

>>28916499
thread theme

> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLzjm9E1hwg&index=3

>>28917746
>implying anyone ITT is getting Golgo levels of snizz

>>28917639
Sure

>>28917642
You do it

>>28917805
>implying I'm not a spoopy ghost trying to get some new friends
Plz anon, eat all the pills in the restroom

>>28917814
Ghosts don't exist

>>28916707
My wife's beretta nano she prefers to appendix carry is pink. She owns several black and stainless guns as well. She is a good shot and trains regularly.

Why is this a problem? It's a different color. It still serves it purpose, it is just easier to find in the safe.

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>>28917817
You caught me. I'm actually a skelly. Chew on your finger and let my brother free.

>>28917847
Nice try

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>>28917866
You're one smart sonofabitch anon I'll give you that. But I'll get you next year.

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Fuck 3DPD, only guns and 2D maidens matter to me now.

>>28918294
Who has the rest of these?

Yep, got in the V/a/lentines collage

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>>28918307
I do.

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>>28918317

>>28918294
Gah, stop reminding me. I was exactly like you until someone started pulling me out of my hole. I hate it, she's cute.

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>>28918323
Without shitty writing.

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>>28918317
>>28918323
>>28918330
>tfw no operator waifu
Why God?

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The GF finally found something good on pintrest...