Hey /k/, I just finished shaving my legs and I was wondering

>>28902892
you swim faster

Obviously shaving your legs is strategically advantageous for the following reasons:
1. your smooth skin means you can better pleasure your comrades on long deployments
2. if captured by the goatfucker enemy instead of immediately killing you they may attempt to rape you which leaves them briefly vulnerable
3. less drag. More potential for drag, though, if you know what I mean.

>>28902892
It makes it easier go undercover as a faggot

>>28902892
easier to treat cuts and shit on your legs, and less painful when you go to remove bandages later. also massage oils with hair sucks shit, and it looks better.

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>>28902909
I'm all about the high-probability drag life.

>>28902964
Little known fact: panties are the most tactical underwear you can get.

>>28902972
Personally I prefer boy shorts with frills.

>>28903012
That's fine too but it's slightly less optimal for serious combat. Ask any tier 1 operator and they'll tell you—pink panties every time.

>>28903029
Frilly boy shorts have more versatility, as they can pass for Mormon secret underwear in a pinch.

>>28903037
Alright so it's got a niche functionality if we ever fight a war with the mormons. I'll be sure to keep that in mind, it'll probably be useful to know.

>>28903050
They also have more coverage to prevent chafing so that you can go hard all night long.

Operating hard, I mean.

>>28903082
The extra coverage is also a minor impediment to mobility. Panties cover only the most important areas but keep your legs completely free.

There's an argument to be made here that thongs are actually hyper optimized tactical apparel.

>>28903086
The reason thongs aren't issued among the most elite of operators is that they cause anal discomfort; though one could argue the anal discomfort comes from other things.

>>28903109
Anal discomfort is a common enough challenge for any operator but yeah I guess you wouldn't want to make it worse than absolutely necessary.

>>28903117
>>28903109
Jesus, just get a room already.

>>28903135
Only if it's big enough to fit representatives from all five branches, this is a really important issue.

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>>28903135
Sounds like someone has a little anal discomfort themselves.

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>>28902909
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>>28903117
Could you guys recommend me a full combat outfit and the benifits of each items? Thanks in advance.

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>>28903150
Top kek

>>28903157
First off you're gonna need a pair of arm warmers like pic related. They allow full mobility of your fingers while helping prevent hypothermia in mild climates.
Second is a pair of panties. Pink is the preferred color. The panties offer full mobility while neatly tucking everything away.
Third is gonna be a pair of thigh high socks. It's the same principal as the arm warmers.
(cont.)

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>>28903199
Forgot pic

>>28903199
What are the tactical advantages to the pink pair?

>>28902892
>Hay /k/ im fucking gay

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>>28903199
Third is gonna be a microskirt like pic related. The plaid colors specify what unit you're in. The skirt allows full mobility around the hips. Fourth is gonna a tight shirt that shows your midriff. That allows full mobility around the waist. You also need a purse or small backpack to put your shit in.

>>28903228
The pink looks good with all the other stuff, also it scares off mudslimes.

>>28903262
Ah psychological warfare i see

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y'all are a bunch of queers, that's all I got

>>28903150
I'm just mad jelly that's all. Sunday will be my first valentines alone in like 4 years. Good thing I have Monday off.

>>28903284
Sir, we're trying to maximize efficiency in the field. If you don't like it then you can jolly well fuck off to fagville.

>>28903290
Honestly, I can't fuckin' find a dude worthwhile.

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>>28902972
This nigga gets it

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>>28903696
W-w-who is that?

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Saved.

>>28902909
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>>28902972
I find that panties are kinda uncomfortable, and shaven legs/butt make me itchy in winter.

If I were really doing some wild IOPER8OR shit I'd go commando with hairy legs, 2bh. It's sensual target shooting with the bf where you should shave and wear your frilliest panties -- if you're doing some airsoft or paintball or going on an army exercise with your local reserve unit, don't shave until an officer or chief explicitly tells you to, and let your balls hang free under the long underwear you should be wearing under your combat pants.

Maybe boy shorts would work but I don't have any of those, just typical animu fag shimapan stuff. But honestly, even my manly man boxer-briefs start to get annoying just running around the office, let alone doing any gangster shit in the woods or on a flag tower or whatever.

SOURCE: I'm a huge fag and in the navy reserves.

>>28903157
Yoga pants and a tank top under whatever uniform you've been issued. IDK how it work anywhere else, but here we're supposed to wear a black tee under our naval combat dress... But most people don't. I do it so that any sweat gets soaked up, but it's sexier and more breezy to ditch the tee in favor of a camisole or just wearing nothing at all. I only don't do a camisole under my work shirt because I'd have to show it off in the locker room.

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>>28903696
>>28903744
P-plz anon I need to know.

>>28903874
Some dude.

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>>28903915
Thanks for your help.

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>>28903744
I am me

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>>28903696
i hope you have a dick.
Only reason im still in this thread

>>28902892
You are much less likely to pick up lyme disease carrying ticks and should one latch one, it will be easy to spot.

>>28906250
please come back to us

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>>28906555
Trips of truth command it

>>28902892

So this is what, a thinly veiled blue board trap thread?

I know its 2016 and being gay is popular... But I wish the faggot infestation would stop.

>>28906852
shit nigga didn't even realize I got tripz. This is a good way to start my day.

>>28906866
what do you expect from a generation who has nothing to live for? We feed on the indulgent hedonistic shit our parents generation left behind for us. Our parents taught us to question everything and leave nothing sacred. Now nothing has real meaning for us; no god, no morality based on anything grounded, no self respect or respect for others.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AII--2mSxA

This is why there are more faggots every year. Watch this vid man, it's quite good.

>>28906907
I just want to live the way i see fit so long as my personal lifestyle doesnt affect anyone elses quality of life.

If i wanna fuck a guy ill do it, same with a girl. Im not gonna dance around and shout to every person i see about how i just had had sex with someone. If i want to smoke weed in the privacy of my own home while im free of responsibility for a certain amount of time i will. That goes the same for drinking. Do you what you want as long as its within the law and doesnt affect people negatively.

If i talk to someone who does similar things and you choose to take offense to that then that's your choice.

If that makes me hedonistic then i enjoy it, and im happy with my quality of life.

>>28906866
/k/ has had warriors who dress like girls for years. Get over it or hide the thread

>>28906995
I don't take offense for your choices at all, I just weep for our society and the death of the church

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>>28903117
>>28903109
The right kind of thongs are really comfortable though. I used to get shit for it but they're great for hiking or hunting in the bush.

Easy to clean in a river or stream and easy to dry too.

>>28907022
Its totally true that religion doesnt hold as much importance to society as it did in the years prior to now, but that doesnt diminish its importance or the morals and lessons it teaches. Although it may not be the same as in the past church does still play a large part in society, it will always have a lever of influence over people and their lifes.

To say that the Church is dead isnt true, it hasnt faded into obscurity or vanished, it simply plays a lesser part compared to the past. Things contrary to the churches beliefs may be popular now, yes, but just because they may not necessarily hold its values closely doesnt mean they've completely abandoned it.

>>28902892
We get it, you want to fuck dudes. Take this to some other board where it's relevant.

>>28907022
Don't. 90% of religion is crap anyway.

The golden rule is all you ever need to know. Everything else is about control.

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>>28907337
that's like just your opinion man

>>28907421
Baby alligators are some of the cutest animals on the planet.

>>28907745
This is a fact, not an opinion

>>28902892
If you get a shallow cut or lose large areas of your outer skin on your legs not having leg hear will make cleaning and bandaging them easier.

Regards,
Cyclist

>>28902892
Swimming?