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Welp I just shot a cat and it turned out to be my neighbors cornish rex. What do I so now?
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>>28894365
Anyone know?
Bury the feline rat
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I hate people that kill animals for no real reason

So trashy
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>>28894365
Why did you kill the pussy anon?
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What the hell OP. Why would you kill random pussy? Dick move.
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>>28894392
It just happened ok what now.
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>>28894365
1.) Get a nice wooden box from a Art-supply store to put the cat into.

2.) Get some flowers, and then go to a Hallmarks or similiar store, and pick up a generic "Im Sorry I ###" Card. Inside the card, put a crisp new $20 bill, this should about cover the cost of a new cat.

3.) Now on the side of the box, in nicest handwriting, write the Cat's name and DOB, with a small witty quote that personifies the cat's life and antics.

4.) Now put the box on the front porch of it's owner, along with the flowers on top and the card taped to the box.

5.) Ring the doorbell and run like hell so you dont have to confront the owner's who may wring your neck for killing Fluffy.

6.) Be happy knowing you did the right thing.
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You got a few options op.
You could come clean, talk to your neighborsite and accept all possible charges.
You could get rid of the body (don't throw it in your garbage u dumb shit) and claim you have no idea anything has happened.
Or you could eat what you killed and make kitty burgers and invite your neighbors for bbq
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Hope you die asshole.
You are probably one of the people who wait for any excuse to use their gun just to feel like a man.
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>>28894365
You should die, OP.
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>>28894365
tell your neighbor you pos
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>>28894365
Kill yourself for killing another persons property like a fucking nigger.
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>>28894404
No, no. You just ended a life. That doesn't just fucking happen.
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>>28894410
>Cornish rex
>$20
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Fuck you, own up to that shit.
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>>28894365
Tell me where you life and I'll gladly end your pathetic life
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You could shoot yourself for no good reason to see how it feels.
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Clean up the cat so its not a bloody mess.

Put it in a box.

Stick an envelope on it saying "Sorry I killed your cat" with the cost of a new Cornish Rex and cremation.

Put it on owners doorstep.

You did everything you could, but in the end, the cat just lost the will to live.
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>>28894459

I came to this thread to call him a nigger. Thank you anon for doing it sooner than I could.
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>>28894365
>cornish rex

Umm what the fuck is that? A fancy way of saying cat? Great, cats are fucking scum, good on you. I'm strongly considering on camping out at night with my 10/22 to kill these four fucking cats that keep shitting on my lawn.
>mfw seeing their fungus ridden bubbly ass turds all over my grass every single fucking day
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Waiting for your story OP on how you did this...
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Heres how it happened.
>Be me doing deadlifts outside 250lbs
>Spot something moving in the bushes 120yds away. I live in ahalf acre property in the country
>See something resembling a rat or posum. We had a possum problem in the past.
>Decide to dispense with using a 30 carbine m1.
>deeds done but I dont check up on it till an hour later because rat or poss so who cares.
>Bugs are already crawling over it. It was my neighbors cat.
>Fug
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Run it over with your car and then place it convincingly on the street near the owner's house.

Your not alone OP, I have done this multiple times with dogs and cats I thought were strays.
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I think I'll just watch this thread for a while.
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Tmblr ITT.
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>>28894365
Just tell the popo
ITS JUST A PRANK BRO, BRO BRO ITS JUST A PRANK BRO
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>>28894529
Here's your (You), family.
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>>28894365
Toss it in a ditch or something, you shouldn't just randomly kill animals though, especially ones that might be peoples' pets.
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>>28894404
Get it inside ASAP. triple bag and trash.
>Anon have you seen whiskers?
>I saw a black cat across the street yesterday. Is that him?
Deny Deny Deny.
also what did you take it with?
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>>28894539

>shooting at something without having a clear idea of what it is

You're a fucking moron. People like you are the reason we have to wear those gay orange vests to go hunting.
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>>28894365
Kill yourself for baiting
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>>28894539
This is why I support gun control
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>>28894539
God dammit you are a fucking retard OP, Possums have giant naked tails and are ugly as hell. Cats are fluffy animals that tend to not look like a welfare queen

How do you misidentify that?
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>>28894722
nice
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>>28894722

That's terrible.
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>Cat is in heat and wont shut the fuck up at night
>Cant sleep
>Get out of bed just to smack the shit out of it and throw it against walls
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Kill yourself.

It's not even a hard question. You're gonna move up to people soon enough, and the least selfish thing you can do is start with yourself.
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>>28894539
>lifts outside
>shoots things before he knows what they are

I'd bet 3 cases of .22lr that OP lives in Florida

Pls eat your gun OP
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>>28894539
Apologize, pay for the property you destroyed, and stop violating other people's belongings.
>doing deadlifts outside 250lbs
My dead 90 year old granny can rep more than 250, you little girl.
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>>28894785
Ill be joining the military soon. Hope I do kill others lol.
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>>28894828
Technically the cat was in my property. I dont live in the pleb tier suburbs where you can stretch and tough your neighbors fence.
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>>28894379

Ditto. Hope he gets caught and does a bit of time/fined/shunned by his family.
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>>28894883
Nah my dad wouldnt give two fucks. Hes ex military 1st dessert storm. Cat is no big deal all you are just emotional ppl who rarely go outside and live through the internet.
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>>28894903
>dessert storm
Tactically delicious!
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>>28894365
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>all this butthurt over a cat
Domesticated cats are an environmental catastrophe. They kill anything and everything they get their hands on, regardless of whether or not you feed them.

Yes, it sucks that someone lost their pet, but letting your pets roam out free unsupervised comes with a bunch of risks, including someone killing it as a pest.

Shit, I'd understand the outrage if it was a dog, but outdoor cats are literally worse than an ISIS of Hitlers.
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>>28894778
Either castrate it or let it fuck. Problem solved.
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Your fucking brain parasite delivery system shitting all over my yard will be shot, killed, and burnt like the god damn plague ridden filth it is.
It's a simple matter of defense.
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>>28894722
Shooting ferals != shooting pets. Feral cats are an invasive species and they need to be culled.
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>>28895045
This. Cat shit is fucking disgusting.
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>>28895063
The problem is that the pets look just like the ferals. Plus, they do just as much damage because they still kill shit for fun.
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>>28894365
You should plant a knife on the cat and say it was in self defense.
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>>28895045
>brain parasite delivery system

Are you eating it's shit, or rubbing it's shit on your face, or handling it's shit bare handed then not washing your hands before you touch your face? If the answer to all of those is no then you are at zero risk of contracting toxoplasmosis.
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>>28895011
>Shit, I'd understand the outrage if it was a dog

i live in the country and here you shoot a stray dog that is anywhere near livestock, without question. perfectly legally. i have dogs myself, but i understand all the reasons why and i don't let them stray.

>>28895045
calm down francis.
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>>28895170
Yeah I'd understand that. Even fairly docile dogs can really fuck up livestock.

In a suburban environment, however, I'd argue cats are a shit ton worse than a dog.
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>>28894365
I shoot strays all the time. Once a creature starts fucking with my property it becomes a pest. Remove pest.

Don't want fluffy or rex to get disappeared? Keep it on a leash or your own property faggot.
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>>28895091
They don't breed uncontrollably, and you have no way to know if the pet got out on its own.

If it looks well kept, don't shoot it. What is it about gun boards that attract trash anyway?
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Does the neighbor know ?
If not make it disappear
If yes then get a lawyer
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>>28895147
>what is shit inside the soil and near pipes

You might like india
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>>28895254
>cats don't breed uncontrollably

Yes they do and they annihilate the local ecology. They're like hogs except shittier pets
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>>28894436
This.

OP your the kind of person who gives me a bad name as a gun owner.

You are the kind of person that takes away my edge in gun control arguments.

Rectify your mistakes and redeem decency.

Also, is the gun even yours and are you of legal age to possess? If not your getting charged
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>>28894853
Don't count on it. The only thing I murdered was pussy.
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>>28895254
>they don't breed uncontrollably
Less than 20% of all housepets are spayed/neutered. Where the fuck do you think feral cats come from?
>you have no way to know if the pet got out on its own
Doesn't matter if it snuck out, chewed out the screen, owner is a shitbag and threw it out because it was clawing the couch, or if the owner is a MASSIVE shitbag and threw a sack full of kittens on the side of the road. It's out, it's not in the owner's immediate control, it's on my property, it's doing damage.
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>>28895011
my cats and dog go outside when they please, i have a large property and the cats kill squirrels for me and sometimes annoying small birds
city people should not have cats, they either get put in cat jail serving a life sentence looking through the kitchen window or go outside and fuck neighbors shit up.
if you live in the city/suburbs get a fuckin turtle or some shit and go fag yourself
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>>28894539
>know your target and what's beyond it.

You stupid fucking nigger
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>>28895018
>in heat
>castrate it
>castration: removing of the testicles
>in heat: female
>females do not have testicles
Castrate yourself for being willfully ignorant
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>>28895345
>on my property, it's doing damage
>kitten

It's pathetic because you really believe this.
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>>28894903
>Desert Storm "veteran"

So your dad was in the military and camped out in the desert for a few months? Sounds like a real badass. Fucking Desert Storm vets are the worst, they act like they fought some epic battle when everyone knows that 99.9% of them never fired a shot in anger.
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>>28895345
>Less than 20% of all housepets are spayed/neutered. Where the fuck do you think feral cats come from?
Do you think the owner won't notice if his cat gets pregnant? Think before you post.
>It's out, it's not in the owner's immediate control, it's on my property, it's doing damage.
It's doing damage... by being in a bush? Sounds like you just want to justify shooting it, without even verifying what, or whose, it is. Which is why you shouldn't have guns.
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>tfw have cat who wants to go play outside everyday but im too scared to let her out because of people like OP

Fuck you. I love her so much.
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>>28895254
at my buddies farm they just took all the shitty/diseased ones out back and used the 12ga on them, i like cats but it is a necessary thing sometimes
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>>28895375
>implying cats don't dig up flower beds/gardens, shit all over everything (for every cat I've seen attempt to bury a turd I've seen 20 others shitting on sidewalks and trotting off), kill shit just for fun (maybe I like having a bird bath or bird feeder because I like bluebirds and cardinals), leave fucking footprints all over cars, knock literally everything under 20lbs over/off whatever its on, and chew on serpentine belts and valve stems
A single "free roam" housecat destroyed $1100 worth of car tires because it chewed all the valve stems off my wife and my trucks last fall.
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>>28895390
>thinking just because I recognize that they can be destructive that I'm the faggot that shot one through a bush without verifying what it is
I've never even so much as attempted to harm a cat or dog, doesn't mean I can't understand why people would.

>wildly jumping to conclusions
Which is why YOU shouldn't have guns.
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>>28894722
That grey kitty is so cute in death.

As someone totally OK with killing animals, this picture gives me confused emotions.
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>>28895434
If I'm jumping to conclusions, it's because you're jumping into the discussion. OP shot without verifying his target. And I stand by my statement.
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>>28895390
>thinking that all non-spayed/neutered cats are female
Pretty hard for a male to get pregnant anon.
>thinking that 100% of people who own cats are aware of their presence 24/7/365
It's pretty common around here to "own" a cat and only see it a few hours a month because the owners let them freely roam the area. Then there's barn/farm cats, which are neither feral nor housecats.
>it's doing damage...by being in a bush?
Why do you think it's in the bush? It's trying to kill something. Something on my property. Therefor, it is either actively doing damage or attempting to do damage to something on my property.
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>>28895147
Do you not have children? Have you never seen a child?
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>>28895466
>And I stand by my statement
Perhaps you should contemplate suicide by cop.
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>>28895390
>Do you think the owner won't notice if his cat gets pregnant? Think before you post.

Nigger! People get pregnant without noticing
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>>28895393
>love her so much

How long agi was the last real human contact you had?
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>>28895478
Sorry, but I like my life too much to end it.
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>>28895467
>Pretty hard for a male to get pregnant anon.
Do you understand biology? Females are the limiting factor in population growth. All it takes is one male, and good luck trying to get all of them.
>It's pretty common around here to "own" a cat and only see it a few hours a month because the owners let them freely roam the area. Then there's barn/farm cats, which are neither feral nor housecats.
You mean those that people get for getting rid of mice and rats? Why would anyone do that!
>Why do you think it's in the bush? It's trying to kill something. Something on my property. Therefor, it is either actively doing damage or attempting to do damage to something on my property.
Are you upset that you have competition?
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>>28894484
>paying more than $20 for a fucking cat
Shit, you shouldn't be paying anything for a cat, they breed like rats and nobody can give the damn things away fast enough.
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>>28894539
>half acre

Unless your land is like 50 feet wide, you were shooting onto your neighbor's property. You're about a real douche nozzle, and your bait thread has no redeeming value.
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>>28894410
>$20
>they're at least $300
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>>28894365
>shooting random animals
>destroying other people's property
>not being a waste of oxygen

Pick one and only one you dumb nig
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>op shoots without knowing what he's shooting
>end up shooting someone else's property
>op types like a damn high school teen, the gun might not even be his
>IT'S JUST A CAT LOL
>YOU LIKE ANIMALS WHAT ARE YOU GAY?
>HE DINDU DO NUFFIN

so this is like dindu apologists but with guns
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>>28894598
Post more shig pigs
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>>28894539
Half acre is fucking tiny. I live in a half hectare and I'd never shoot like that.
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>>28894365
Kill yourself.
Or come clean to its poor owner and let him shoot you.
Only fair.
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>>28895377
>camped out in the desert for a few months?
LOL, more like a couple weeks. I know Desert Storm faggots that had TVs and VCRs and shit in their billets. OP's dad should be ashamed to call himself a veteran.
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>>28895528
>love a pet
>must not have human contact

Wut
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The 3 "S's" of Animal Removal:

SHOOT

SHOVEL

SHUT UP

Works with pets, pest animals, and animals you would normally be prosecuted for killing.
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Pat yourself on the back. All cats deserve to be shot
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>>28896221
People, too.
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>>28894365
Quit being a puss and man up to what you did, explain to the owner what happened,apologize, give the owner enough money to cover the cost of the cat, and learn how to use your weapon responsibly and be aware of your target and what lies behind it or sell your gun because you're obviously too fucking dumb to be owning one and shooting it. Take responsibility for your actions and quit asking people questions you'd already know the answer to if you weren't a massive pussy.
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>>28894365
>ITT: emotional faggots
You're still an idiot OP. At least be a man and own up to what you did
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>>28894365
why would you shoot a cat you colossal faggot
hope you get arrested
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>>28894365
Fuck cats.
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>>28896329
Here's some anti-rage to counter your edge.
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>>28896221

This thread showcases how degenerate and immoral a substantial subset of gun owners are.

The violent hick stereotype is unfortunately an accurate description, makes me want to support additional gun laws.
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>>28896419
>makes me want to support additional gun laws.
I already do.
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>>28894365
>>28894539
>deadlifts
>250 pounds

Boy, you better be doing at least 3x12. Fucking weak ass bitch, I bench 250
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>>28896419
it's amost as if you are equating human life with animal life like every other emotional idiot in this thread. Cats are predators that will kill anything


Reminds me of this past hunting season there were way too many deer in one prticular area. They were starting to starve themselves out and put strain on other amimals in the area. PETA fags and other morons were walking around the hunting areas without permits or high vis clothes just to bang pots, blow air horns and do whatever they could to annoy hunters and "save" the deer.

If the ignorant cunts only knew that having too many deer is bad on the local ecosystem. Similar to how cats can put strain on ecosystems
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>>28896550
not that guy but
>op is retard wanting to shoot things
>no idea what is target or beyond
>is cat of neighbour

you don't justify this retardation by saying wild cats are bad for the eco system, that's like some dindu fucking up then claim WHITE PEOPLE ARE SO RACIST
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>>28894903

Killing "bad" people isn't shit, son, killing someone's, possibly a child's, pets IS.
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>>28896838
aw hell its the feds way to go >>28895001
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The people who shoot cats are the kind of people who contemplated shooting up their school but never carried it out.
Edgy fucking faggots who deserved to be castrated.
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>>28896550

Do you even read the damn responses?

Culling invasive/too populous species is something that has to be done, because someone somewhere fucked up. That's not the same thing as OP

NOT VERIFYING HIS TARGET
and
SHOOTING A NEIGHBOUR'S PET

Do you understand?
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>>28894365
Why would you shoot an animal youre not going to eat or mount on your wall?
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>>28896285
>own up to what you did
How would that help him in any way?
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>>28897241
>what is a pest
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OP trust me

NEVER EVER TELL YOUR FUCKING NEIGHBOR YOU KILLED THEIR PET! BELEIEVE ME, I DID IT AND IT FUCKED ME UP BAD

>In my yard one day, cleaning my rifles
>Quite a big yard
>Long story short, I end up shooting my neighbors tortoise in the head
>somehow nobody hears this
>manage to grab the dead tortoise and take it into my kitchen
>the tortoise belongs to the daughter of the family next door, she is 12
>IMO not old enough for such a pet but whatever
>don't know what to fucking do, in a state of panic
>neighbors already think I am creepy for a couple of reasons
>decide only way is to make them laugh and pay for a new tortoise
>take the dead tortoise
>put a sock with eye holes over its head
>get the money from my savings
>go to my neighbors house and knock on the door
>they answer
>before they can react I say 'y-y-your tortoise tried to rob the bank'
>'h-h-h-e got away with enough money for a new tortoise'
>they stare at me and look at the dead tortoise
>throw the bag of money at them, drop the tortoise and run away
>ever since then I can't go outside to my yard because they said if they see me and my guns together they will tell the police what happened
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>>28897301
This can't possibly be real.
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>>28897301
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>>28897287
>Not eating squirrels, coons and rats.
Its like you're a city boy.
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>>28897301
What the fuck, i want this to be real.
>Tried to rob a bank.
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>>28894365
Dump some lighter fluid on it, NEDM, post pics.
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>>28894365
kill ur self
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>>28897301
Kek
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>>28895637
Cornish Rex's don't cause that bad of a reaction in people with allergies, hence the price.
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>>28897301
>long story short I shot a tortoise in the head
I see why you left that part out, there's no fucking way to explain how you headshot a fucking turtle without sounding like a fucking retard or asshole.

>neighbors already think I am creepy for a couple of reasons
>hi neighbour I just noscoped your fucking pet here's its corpse and a joke are we good?
>can't even excute the joke without being a fucking creep
>run away afterwards
gee I fucking wonder
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dissolve the cat in gasoline.
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>>28897437
Whereas having no cat causes no reaction whatsoever, and it's absolutely free.
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>>28897437

Seems like cornish Rex's react pretty bad to bullets.
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>>28894365
Make a jihad video with it and put it in their mailbox.
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>>28897501
Some people still want a pet though.
>>28897510
I really hope I don't get home to a missing cat.
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>>28894539
Stupid fuck. You deserve whatever you get, I hope your guns are confiscated for being an irresponsible idiot.
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>>28894365
>whelp, im a nigger
Lynch yourself.
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>>28895682
This doesn't even make sense, so I can shoot someone's animal without destroying their property?
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I've met maybe two cats in my life that were acceptable pets, the rest were just obnoxious vermin and why people keep them as pets baffles me.

>shit and piss inside your home (don't care what litter you buy your clothes smell like rancid piss)
>or let outside to fuck up people's property, spawn a gorillion more of the fuckers and kill non shit tier animals

My neighbor's outside cat got into my backyard and clawed my german shepherd's eye. She called animal control because "Mr. Jangles" was in 8 pieces across the yard.

>mfw dumb bitch had to pay for my dog's vet bill
>later took pictures of her throwing rat poison over the fence
>had children in my house at the time
>120 days jail
>restraining
>forced to move

Adopting a cat is like adopting a fucking Indian, you'll just end up with shit in the street, missing local wildlife and their spawn runover in the road on a daily basis
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>>28894410
This, but leave the spent casing next to the box.
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>Bought a new house
>Neighbors cat tear up my garbage every trash day for a year straight
>Tell the dude about it and he laughs me off
>One night I camp on the side of my house with my .22 pellet gun
>Fucking cat shows up and starts fucking up my trash
>Take aim and shoot, neck shot it does and dies instantly
>Walk out and toss the body in the trash and cover it with other trash
>Next day while out working on my shitty Jeep I see my neighbor walking around call the cats name

Don't like to kill animals I don't plan to eat but fuck that cat was an asshole
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>>28898168
Cats know to shit in a box, and they know to bury their poo.

With a dog, you have to use a pooper scooper or something.

I personally hate shit dog owners a lot more than shit cat owners. If you spay and neuter your cat, there is very little that can go wrong.

You get people letting their dogs run around without leashes when they're clearly aggressive, covering walking trails in dogshit, and worst of all, leaving their dogs chained up or fenced up in a yard barking at fucking everything because they're bored.

Actually, that right there is why cats are better than dogs.

Cats don't bark.
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>>28898331
>Cats don't wail incessantly

Stop huffing the brain parasites faggot
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>>28894539
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>>28894539
>Be me doing deadlifts outside 250lbs
Jesus fucking christ, the very first point and I already know you're some autistic twat trying to foster a sense of machismo. I don't even need to read the rest to know you should kill yourself.
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>>28898354
Maybe I've just had good luck with cats.

The only time my cats actually make noise is if you fuck with them.

This does include shutting them in a bathroom or talking them on a car ride.

>he fell for the toxoplasmosis meme

Even if a cat is infected, its shit is only dangerous for a few weeks. Rare steaks are a lot more dangerous in that regard.
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>all these mad faggots
>bloobloo know ur targit i opur8

A varmint on my property is a varmint. Fucking cat fags.
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If my cat goes outside, I go with him. He's nothing but love and will rub against you and make a wide variety of noises. He's gentle as fuck, really. But I know his love of people might lead him to running right up to the wrong sort, so I make sure he's in sight at all times when outside.
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>>28898386
nigger
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>>28894853

you gotta pass a psych eval

they dont typically take psychopathic sadists
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>>28898386
>Half-acre
>120 yards
>>28894539
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ATF, you need to CALM DOWN. I know the new Brady Bunch in Oregon has you riled up, but this shit is unacceptable.
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>>28894539
>shoots at something without confirming what it is
You are a nigger. No, seriously, you are a shit-skinned dindu ghettorat.
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>>28898405
>my apartment smells like cat piss

>>28898416
>i don't know the definition of property
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>>28894539

Let's review the 4 basic rules of gun safety. The phrases may change, the order may change, but many accidental shootings can be avoided if you follow them.

The gun is always loaded.
Finger off the trigger until you are ready to shoot.
Never point the gun at anything you don't want to destroy.
Know your target and what is beyond it.

That said. The owner will hate you and hate guns because of you.

Hit by a car is how a lot of cats go. Are you willing to be even more of a scumbag by running it over to cover up your crime?
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>>28898385
>Maybe I've just had good luck with cats.

Fair enough, I've just had little success with cats compared to every other animal I've taken in. (pig, chicken, raccoon, horse, dog, fish, crow.)

Battle pig is easily my favorite. Damn I miss that hog.
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>>28898168
I love cats but your analogy comparing them to Indians was hilarious.
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>>28898484
That's a fine hog anon, he will be in the drinking halls of valhogga.
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wow you are the people that always cry for gun confiscation and severe gun laws? shooting other people pets?
i learned something new today about /k/ and i sure dont like it.
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>>28898386

I'm beginning to think this guy is just samefagging edgelord.
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>>28898576

Definitely. I'm willing to suffer a bit myself to keep weapond out of the reach of retards.
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>>28898523
She was a bad bitch. My neighbor's asshole Akita (a dog I've personally beaten the shit out of numerous times) tunneled out his fence and under mine into her sector.
>here squeeling and screaming
>grab 1911 and dart out back door
>see bright orange dog dancing around the pen
>finally an excuse to end this fucker
>see big black cannon ball dive into his ribs and maul the shit out of him
>holy shit
>dog tries escaping through tunnel
>pig proceeds to maul his asshole and balls
>jesus christ, sugar
>try to intervene
>pig whips around faster than I could have imagined and leaves a 7" gash on my forehead
>dog escapes and collapses a few feet away
>pig tries chewing through the god damn fence to finish the job
>eventually ignores Testicless when I start waving a bag of oreos I treat the raccoons with
>animal control shows up
>never see that fucking dog again
>Sugar nuzzles and pig kisses my ankle
>cautiously lean over for cheek kisses
>she quietly oink's in my ear
>"anyone asks you fell down some stairs, now go get me some fucking grape jelly."
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>>28898484
>>28898652

I honestly haven't loved a pig this much since OP's mother.
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>I hate cats am I edgy now guise??? XD

not /k/ related in the slightest
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Quite the conundrum OP. On the one hand all cat owners are pussies, so you don't have to worry about your neighbor seeking revenge like if it had been a dog.
On the other hand all cat owners are pussies so they might call the cops.

>>28895118
Probably your best course of action OP, provided the cat wasn't black.

>>28897301
>Long story short, I end up shooting my neighbors tortoise in the head
You can't drop a line like that on us and not tell the story.

>>28897330
Hell yeah. Pic related
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>>28898386
>anon use gun like retard
>NO U CATFAG
>dindu dinduing like a dindu
>NO U WHITE PREJUDICE
op comfirmed for dindu nuffin
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>>28898782
If I knew somebody killed my cat, I'd probably kill one of their children or something.

But honestly, in this situation, it was simply an accident.

If you let a cat roam outside, you gotta accept that shit is gonna happen sometimes.
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Friendly reminder that if you
>let your cat run the fuck out regularly with no collar on its neck
>let it shit all over people's lawns and fuck with their shit
>let it cause ruckus at every single night

Expect it to fucking get killed. End of story. Tired of fucking retards that don't know how to handle their pets and ruin everything for everyone.
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>>28898870
>If you let a cat roam outside, you gotta accept that shit is gonna happen sometimes.
Agreed. And you'll rarely learn what happened to it unless you see it dead in the road or get the puff of fur when you turn your car on in the winter.
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>>28894539

>Half acre
>Shot "possum" at 120 yards
>Implies 20 yard wide property

Does your house vaguely resemble a noodle, by any chance?
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>>28896362
It still died.
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>>28894379
>muh kitty cats aren't invasive species
>why did you kill that rabid dog? It wasn't gonig to hurt anyone.
>Nature is peaceful and animals never experience pain.
>It's inhumane to kill an animal, unless it is instantaneous. Forget the fact that most deaths in nature are either very painful or very long and painful.
>I am a vegan
>What do you mean I have to empty/clean my boat? That's absurd mussels can't breed with zebras, I'm going to do what I want because I'm a retarded faggot.

You do know that cats are an invasive species right? Cats are like feral hogs, if you don't kill them, you are a faggot.
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>>28899238
Kek
>>28894379
This

If op is real, op is a massive faggot.
>desperate for the chance to take a life
Cats are family to people even if they aren't to you. You've caused significant emotional pain and almost certainly created a fresh anti gun family. Congratulations.

You know you are allowed to just like guns without having an immediate application for them, right? Shoot for fun or in defense, not to feel accomplished.
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>>28899308
Nah, it lived
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>>28894365

I sincerely you die via extreme anal penetration.
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>>28895374
Get it fixed then nikka.
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>>28899981
Nah, it died later from inhaling smoke.
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>>28900091
I don't believe you
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Go fuck yourself. That's what you should do, asshole.
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>>28897126
You not wrong, but I don't thing additional gun laws will make average people less stupid.
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