>>28894365 1.) Get a nice wooden box from a Art-supply store to put the cat into.
2.) Get some flowers, and then go to a Hallmarks or similiar store, and pick up a generic "Im Sorry I ###" Card. Inside the card, put a crisp new $20 bill, this should about cover the cost of a new cat.
3.) Now on the side of the box, in nicest handwriting, write the Cat's name and DOB, with a small witty quote that personifies the cat's life and antics.
4.) Now put the box on the front porch of it's owner, along with the flowers on top and the card taped to the box.
5.) Ring the doorbell and run like hell so you dont have to confront the owner's who may wring your neck for killing Fluffy.
You got a few options op. You could come clean, talk to your neighborsite and accept all possible charges. You could get rid of the body (don't throw it in your garbage u dumb shit) and claim you have no idea anything has happened. Or you could eat what you killed and make kitty burgers and invite your neighbors for bbq
Umm what the fuck is that? A fancy way of saying cat? Great, cats are fucking scum, good on you. I'm strongly considering on camping out at night with my 10/22 to kill these four fucking cats that keep shitting on my lawn. >mfw seeing their fungus ridden bubbly ass turds all over my grass every single fucking day
Heres how it happened. >Be me doing deadlifts outside 250lbs >Spot something moving in the bushes 120yds away. I live in ahalf acre property in the country >See something resembling a rat or posum. We had a possum problem in the past. >Decide to dispense with using a 30 carbine m1. >deeds done but I dont check up on it till an hour later because rat or poss so who cares. >Bugs are already crawling over it. It was my neighbors cat. >Fug
>>28894539 Apologize, pay for the property you destroyed, and stop violating other people's belongings. >doing deadlifts outside 250lbs My dead 90 year old granny can rep more than 250, you little girl.
Are you eating it's shit, or rubbing it's shit on your face, or handling it's shit bare handed then not washing your hands before you touch your face? If the answer to all of those is no then you are at zero risk of contracting toxoplasmosis.
>>28895011 >Shit, I'd understand the outrage if it was a dog
i live in the country and here you shoot a stray dog that is anywhere near livestock, without question. perfectly legally. i have dogs myself, but i understand all the reasons why and i don't let them stray.
>>28895254 >they don't breed uncontrollably Less than 20% of all housepets are spayed/neutered. Where the fuck do you think feral cats come from? >you have no way to know if the pet got out on its own Doesn't matter if it snuck out, chewed out the screen, owner is a shitbag and threw it out because it was clawing the couch, or if the owner is a MASSIVE shitbag and threw a sack full of kittens on the side of the road. It's out, it's not in the owner's immediate control, it's on my property, it's doing damage.
>>28895011 my cats and dog go outside when they please, i have a large property and the cats kill squirrels for me and sometimes annoying small birds city people should not have cats, they either get put in cat jail serving a life sentence looking through the kitchen window or go outside and fuck neighbors shit up. if you live in the city/suburbs get a fuckin turtle or some shit and go fag yourself
So your dad was in the military and camped out in the desert for a few months? Sounds like a real badass. Fucking Desert Storm vets are the worst, they act like they fought some epic battle when everyone knows that 99.9% of them never fired a shot in anger.
>>28895345 >Less than 20% of all housepets are spayed/neutered. Where the fuck do you think feral cats come from? Do you think the owner won't notice if his cat gets pregnant? Think before you post. >It's out, it's not in the owner's immediate control, it's on my property, it's doing damage. It's doing damage... by being in a bush? Sounds like you just want to justify shooting it, without even verifying what, or whose, it is. Which is why you shouldn't have guns.
>>28895375 >implying cats don't dig up flower beds/gardens, shit all over everything (for every cat I've seen attempt to bury a turd I've seen 20 others shitting on sidewalks and trotting off), kill shit just for fun (maybe I like having a bird bath or bird feeder because I like bluebirds and cardinals), leave fucking footprints all over cars, knock literally everything under 20lbs over/off whatever its on, and chew on serpentine belts and valve stems A single "free roam" housecat destroyed $1100 worth of car tires because it chewed all the valve stems off my wife and my trucks last fall.
>>28895390 >thinking just because I recognize that they can be destructive that I'm the faggot that shot one through a bush without verifying what it is I've never even so much as attempted to harm a cat or dog, doesn't mean I can't understand why people would.
>wildly jumping to conclusions Which is why YOU shouldn't have guns.
>>28895390 >thinking that all non-spayed/neutered cats are female Pretty hard for a male to get pregnant anon. >thinking that 100% of people who own cats are aware of their presence 24/7/365 It's pretty common around here to "own" a cat and only see it a few hours a month because the owners let them freely roam the area. Then there's barn/farm cats, which are neither feral nor housecats. >it's doing damage...by being in a bush? Why do you think it's in the bush? It's trying to kill something. Something on my property. Therefor, it is either actively doing damage or attempting to do damage to something on my property.
>>28895467 >Pretty hard for a male to get pregnant anon. Do you understand biology? Females are the limiting factor in population growth. All it takes is one male, and good luck trying to get all of them. >It's pretty common around here to "own" a cat and only see it a few hours a month because the owners let them freely roam the area. Then there's barn/farm cats, which are neither feral nor housecats. You mean those that people get for getting rid of mice and rats? Why would anyone do that! >Why do you think it's in the bush? It's trying to kill something. Something on my property. Therefor, it is either actively doing damage or attempting to do damage to something on my property. Are you upset that you have competition?
>op shoots without knowing what he's shooting >end up shooting someone else's property >op types like a damn high school teen, the gun might not even be his >IT'S JUST A CAT LOL >YOU LIKE ANIMALS WHAT ARE YOU GAY? >HE DINDU DO NUFFIN
>>28895377 >camped out in the desert for a few months? LOL, more like a couple weeks. I know Desert Storm faggots that had TVs and VCRs and shit in their billets. OP's dad should be ashamed to call himself a veteran.
>>28894365 Quit being a puss and man up to what you did, explain to the owner what happened,apologize, give the owner enough money to cover the cost of the cat, and learn how to use your weapon responsibly and be aware of your target and what lies behind it or sell your gun because you're obviously too fucking dumb to be owning one and shooting it. Take responsibility for your actions and quit asking people questions you'd already know the answer to if you weren't a massive pussy.
>>28896419 it's amost as if you are equating human life with animal life like every other emotional idiot in this thread. Cats are predators that will kill anything
Reminds me of this past hunting season there were way too many deer in one prticular area. They were starting to starve themselves out and put strain on other amimals in the area. PETA fags and other morons were walking around the hunting areas without permits or high vis clothes just to bang pots, blow air horns and do whatever they could to annoy hunters and "save" the deer.
If the ignorant cunts only knew that having too many deer is bad on the local ecosystem. Similar to how cats can put strain on ecosystems
NEVER EVER TELL YOUR FUCKING NEIGHBOR YOU KILLED THEIR PET! BELEIEVE ME, I DID IT AND IT FUCKED ME UP BAD
>In my yard one day, cleaning my rifles >Quite a big yard >Long story short, I end up shooting my neighbors tortoise in the head >somehow nobody hears this >manage to grab the dead tortoise and take it into my kitchen >the tortoise belongs to the daughter of the family next door, she is 12 >IMO not old enough for such a pet but whatever >don't know what to fucking do, in a state of panic >neighbors already think I am creepy for a couple of reasons >decide only way is to make them laugh and pay for a new tortoise >take the dead tortoise >put a sock with eye holes over its head >get the money from my savings >go to my neighbors house and knock on the door >they answer >before they can react I say 'y-y-your tortoise tried to rob the bank' >'h-h-h-e got away with enough money for a new tortoise' >they stare at me and look at the dead tortoise >throw the bag of money at them, drop the tortoise and run away >ever since then I can't go outside to my yard because they said if they see me and my guns together they will tell the police what happened
>>28897301 >long story short I shot a tortoise in the head I see why you left that part out, there's no fucking way to explain how you headshot a fucking turtle without sounding like a fucking retard or asshole.
>neighbors already think I am creepy for a couple of reasons >hi neighbour I just noscoped your fucking pet here's its corpse and a joke are we good? >can't even excute the joke without being a fucking creep >run away afterwards gee I fucking wonder
I've met maybe two cats in my life that were acceptable pets, the rest were just obnoxious vermin and why people keep them as pets baffles me.
>shit and piss inside your home (don't care what litter you buy your clothes smell like rancid piss) >or let outside to fuck up people's property, spawn a gorillion more of the fuckers and kill non shit tier animals
My neighbor's outside cat got into my backyard and clawed my german shepherd's eye. She called animal control because "Mr. Jangles" was in 8 pieces across the yard.
>mfw dumb bitch had to pay for my dog's vet bill >later took pictures of her throwing rat poison over the fence >had children in my house at the time >120 days jail >restraining >forced to move
Adopting a cat is like adopting a fucking Indian, you'll just end up with shit in the street, missing local wildlife and their spawn runover in the road on a daily basis
>Bought a new house >Neighbors cat tear up my garbage every trash day for a year straight >Tell the dude about it and he laughs me off >One night I camp on the side of my house with my .22 pellet gun >Fucking cat shows up and starts fucking up my trash >Take aim and shoot, neck shot it does and dies instantly >Walk out and toss the body in the trash and cover it with other trash >Next day while out working on my shitty Jeep I see my neighbor walking around call the cats name
Don't like to kill animals I don't plan to eat but fuck that cat was an asshole
>>28898168 Cats know to shit in a box, and they know to bury their poo.
With a dog, you have to use a pooper scooper or something.
I personally hate shit dog owners a lot more than shit cat owners. If you spay and neuter your cat, there is very little that can go wrong.
You get people letting their dogs run around without leashes when they're clearly aggressive, covering walking trails in dogshit, and worst of all, leaving their dogs chained up or fenced up in a yard barking at fucking everything because they're bored.
Actually, that right there is why cats are better than dogs.
>>28894539 >Be me doing deadlifts outside 250lbs Jesus fucking christ, the very first point and I already know you're some autistic twat trying to foster a sense of machismo. I don't even need to read the rest to know you should kill yourself.
If my cat goes outside, I go with him. He's nothing but love and will rub against you and make a wide variety of noises. He's gentle as fuck, really. But I know his love of people might lead him to running right up to the wrong sort, so I make sure he's in sight at all times when outside.
>>28898523 She was a bad bitch. My neighbor's asshole Akita (a dog I've personally beaten the shit out of numerous times) tunneled out his fence and under mine into her sector. >here squeeling and screaming >grab 1911 and dart out back door >see bright orange dog dancing around the pen >finally an excuse to end this fucker >see big black cannon ball dive into his ribs and maul the shit out of him >holy shit >dog tries escaping through tunnel >pig proceeds to maul his asshole and balls >jesus christ, sugar >try to intervene >pig whips around faster than I could have imagined and leaves a 7" gash on my forehead >dog escapes and collapses a few feet away >pig tries chewing through the god damn fence to finish the job >eventually ignores Testicless when I start waving a bag of oreos I treat the raccoons with >animal control shows up >never see that fucking dog again >Sugar nuzzles and pig kisses my ankle >cautiously lean over for cheek kisses >she quietly oink's in my ear >"anyone asks you fell down some stairs, now go get me some fucking grape jelly."
Quite the conundrum OP. On the one hand all cat owners are pussies, so you don't have to worry about your neighbor seeking revenge like if it had been a dog. On the other hand all cat owners are pussies so they might call the cops.
>>28895118 Probably your best course of action OP, provided the cat wasn't black.
>>28897301 >Long story short, I end up shooting my neighbors tortoise in the head You can't drop a line like that on us and not tell the story.
Friendly reminder that if you >let your cat run the fuck out regularly with no collar on its neck >let it shit all over people's lawns and fuck with their shit >let it cause ruckus at every single night
Expect it to fucking get killed. End of story. Tired of fucking retards that don't know how to handle their pets and ruin everything for everyone.
>>28898870 >If you let a cat roam outside, you gotta accept that shit is gonna happen sometimes. Agreed. And you'll rarely learn what happened to it unless you see it dead in the road or get the puff of fur when you turn your car on in the winter.
>>28894379 >muh kitty cats aren't invasive species >why did you kill that rabid dog? It wasn't gonig to hurt anyone. >Nature is peaceful and animals never experience pain. >It's inhumane to kill an animal, unless it is instantaneous. Forget the fact that most deaths in nature are either very painful or very long and painful. >I am a vegan >What do you mean I have to empty/clean my boat? That's absurd mussels can't breed with zebras, I'm going to do what I want because I'm a retarded faggot.
You do know that cats are an invasive species right? Cats are like feral hogs, if you don't kill them, you are a faggot.
If op is real, op is a massive faggot. >desperate for the chance to take a life Cats are family to people even if they aren't to you. You've caused significant emotional pain and almost certainly created a fresh anti gun family. Congratulations.
You know you are allowed to just like guns without having an immediate application for them, right? Shoot for fun or in defense, not to feel accomplished.
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