Vlad the impaler avoided puncturing vital organs as much as possible so they stayed alive days.
There's that dude that got a railroad spike through his head and lived.
Countless particles and waves pass through our bodies every second.
Ask your mom
Women get impaled every night and they are just fine.
Fuck she was/is cute. The whole fact that she's a principle-less whore kinda kills it but only kinda.
>self evident truths
The ancient societies that sacrificed their own children were principled, respected, and knew they were doing the right thing, too. After all everyone knew you either had a bad harvest and your family starved or you sacrificed a child to the gods and the harvest was good.
ITT- post gored matadors
Some sick fuck impaled an innocent grasshopper to feed his sadistic mind. Sounds familar?
Nig shoot other nigs because they're rival gang members and all fir the purpose if feed theur sadistic minds
Such is life in Valhalla.
White people shoot other white people an awful lot, too. WW1 and WW2 are two examples.
>that feel when you're trying to be a good Samaritan and you can't do anything
Guess what. Every bitch has done some debased shit. That slag you hold in regard. Your favorite teacher when you were a little kid? Your doctor? They've all regressed to their natural state at some point.
Men and women are not the same.
Yes, with varying chances of survival.
I really do not feel bad for these people. Not even a PETA fag but literally "mess with the bull you get the horns".
I've also known several spaniards and hold their people directly responsible for the retarded macho bullshit mexicans get into. Watching some faggot who wants to drink red wine and get into fist fights with other guys in silk shirts get gored will never get old.
Yeah no shit it isnt humble, but most soldiers don't fucking choose to go out into that shit fest. Wars are ***MOSTLY*** faught to protect your country, or to liberate a country (note i said fucking Most) comparing war to fucking Jamal shooting Jacquan because he's wearing red instead of blue is fucking insane. Doesn't have to be Jamal it can be James Shooting Paco for having different letters on his tattoos, it's nothing like war you imbecile. Fuck how are people this dense.
How many references to OP's mom are in this thread?
War gets me a nice-looking patch for my right shoulder pocket. That's all I care about.
If I remember correctly, the impaling method employed by Vlad "Tepes" Dracula left the impaled person alive and in agonizing pain for up to three or four days. I can't recall the exact details, but the sharp point of the pole would, with the way they impale these people, push aside the vital organs and not pierce any of them. Ensuring the poor fucker impaled would suffer as long as possible. Granted those were mostly Turks, but yeah it's pretty crazy stuff.
Maybe in a medicuboid while the body heals?
The absolute best is that I think recently someone just came back from extensive surgery after getting gored and impaled, and then the first time back in the same fucking thing happened, but worse. Not sure if the guy died.
ah, the false prophet impersonating Larry being impaled and soon burned at the stake
I wish she still did porn.