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What's the deadliest animal against a human
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Do you guys ever think of how insanely deadly humans are? I mean lanky, impoverished africans can take down the largest animal on earth with no harm to them selves using stone age shit.

And other poor as shit african tribes can do the same thing with lions, effortlessly killing male lions in one on one combat so routinely it became a rite of passage at like 16 until they just fuckin ran out of lions.

So my question /k/ is are there any animals that really pose a threat to mildly developed humans (pre iron age)?
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Other humans
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>>28876605


Kek

/thread
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>>28876571

I fucking love dogs, and I would step on 10 puppies for that much money.
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Depends.
Is it a group of humans hunting or is it a single human?
Are they going after a lone animal or are they trying to fight a pack?
Do the human(s) have weapons?
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For 18 billion? Absolutely. Hell I'd do more than step on it for that much.

To assuage any remnants of guilt I'd donate a fucking billion of it to the humane treatment of dogs. Probably by suing PETA over its animal killing practices.
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>>28876605
/thread
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I wouldn't step on it. No matter the price
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Mosquitos you dumb fuck.
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>>28876697
Lol
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>>28876651
Oh shit I forgot to say on that

Assume three scenario's with 1, 5, and 20 guys
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Microscopic, single-cell organsims.
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>>28876640
Edgy
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>>28876571
I would stomp the shit out of that puppy.
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>>28877044
That's not edgy. That's being a realist, fuckface.
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>>28877010
1 guy has a high chance of getting fucked up. If he has a weapon, then he's less likely to get fucked up. Just because some scrawny kids in Africa can 1v1 a lion doesnt mean everyone can. Mainly since they're versed in killing lions. They're experienced.
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>>28876655
>selling your soul and yourself for any amount of money
>ever
Wew la your parents teached you some serious moral values
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>>28877082
>realist
Do you wanna know how do I know that you're a poorfag redneck?
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>>28876571
for 18 billion dollars, I would absolutely step on a puppy. why is that even a question?
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>>28877138
Oh, you assume I'm a poorfag because I wouldn't turn my nose up at 18 billion dollars? For fucks sake.
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>>28877105
And your parents never TAUGHT you how to spell. Stepping on afucking puppy isn't selling your soul you stupid nigger
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>>28877156
rich people realize how little money 18 billion dollars really is. that's barely enough to send a space shuttle into flight a dozen times
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Only if it was one of those tiny, annoying breeds that stupid girls always want because "THEY'RE SO ADORABLE."
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>>28876571
$18 billion buys a lot of therapy and guns.
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>>28876571
>I mean lanky, impoverished africans can take down the largest animal on earth with no harm to them selves using stone age shit.
False, blacks can't swim.
>Africa tier Tyrone clubbing a humpback whale to death with a stick and rock
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>>28877174
>number of people, worldwide, worth $18 billion or more US dollars:
>42
>42 people out of approximately 8 billion worth $18 billion or more
You are either completely fucking retarded, or a bad troll.
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>>28877261
you're either a fucking moron, or a fucking idiot.
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>>28876640
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>>28876571
cows
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>>28877166
>implying that english is my first language
Kek, I can always learn how to speak properly, you on the other said can't just acquire moral values along the way, you either have them once you reach the adult age or not.

Now pal I've need someone to sell their mom for dirt cheap, and you seem the type of person that would do that for a couple bucks. Email me at [email protected]
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>>28877309
*side
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>>28877283
Orly?
>http://time.com/money/4194163/bill-gates-richest-person-on-earth-2016/
>need to have a net worth of $14.3 billion USD to make top 50
>2 people tied at #47 with $14.4bn
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>>28877309
dude holy shit, you rekt that guys pussy fucking HARD.
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18 billion is too much of a no brainer. It should have been something like $180,000.
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>>28877283
Really? Because according to http://www.forbes.com/billionaires/list/#version:static
the 50th richest person in the world has $18.1 billion dollars.
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>>28877336
yes. really. and you're just further demonstrating that.
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>>28877309
> 18billion dollars
> dirt cheap
Nigga are you Bill Gates?
Its a fucking dog. 18billion fucking dollars. Think for like 2 seconds
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>>28877359
>>28877336
god damn, guys, put on your thinking caps.
>that's barely enough to send a space shuttle into flight a dozen times
I thought I made it pretty obvious I was being facetious. but I guess not.
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>>28876571
rip in piece pupper
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>>28877029
True, but they aren't animals
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>>28876640
And we found the nigger.
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>>28877359
>won't let me read article without adblock disabled

dropped.
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>>28876571

for 18 billion, i'd squeeze the shit out of that fucker untill he pops like a pizza pocket.


but i'd totally donate like 1 billion to help animals and stuff afterwards.
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Let's see here.

$18,000,000,000

compared to

$500 (Average price of Chihuahua [pictured] puppy)


Hmm, let me think..
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>>28877416
>chihuahuas are worth $500
where the fuck? pet stores basically can't even give the things away.
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Anyone who says they wouldn't do it either doesn't understand how much money $18 billion is, or is full of shit.
I'm willing to bet everyone on /k/ would suck a mans dick in pubic for a barrel of 22LR
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>>28877394
/k/ doesn't understand banter. The autists here take everything seriously. Try to imagine that you're talking to someone with a high schooler's sense of humor and you'll have better success.
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>>28876640

I'd step on your dick for free.
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>>28877450
No. But I've though about shit like that before.
I ain't gay or anything, but I'd probably suck a dude off for $5000 or so. In public? Shit. Make it $20,000 and we'll see...
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>>28877464
You don't have to be gay to suck a dick for profit.
I would suck a donkey off for $12 million dollars.
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>>28877450

dude, i'd suck cock just to taste some tip, you know?
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>>28877402
Turns out there are a lot of niggers in this thread.
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>>28877369
Man don't take it personal but it seems that you can very much retarded at some level. You fail to realise that the problem is not the amount of $$, the problem is that you're accepting to do something that you would not do otherwise. The amount is totally irrelevant, after you breaking your values it's just a negotiation.
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>>28876571
I'd stomp on that annoying snappy little cunt for free desu
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>>28877450
I'd suck a guy's dick for free, faggot.
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>>28877511
Nigga values don't matter if you have fucking 18billion dollars. No one has 18billion dollars by "following their values, and being the nicest, sincerest, honest, and tender loving person ever" making money isn't relevant to value.
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>>28877450
Have it ever come to your mind that to some people money has no value at all?
Not saying that's my case though.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaGQ3KGOMto
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>>28877541
Well it's not worth the talk anon, you have different ways to se the world and life. Good luck with yours, bro. ;-)
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Mosquitoes, and despite our best efforts we can extinct the fuckers.
Bears, tigers, sharks would all end up in some chinaman hotpot if we didn't ban hunting them
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>>28877105
Try "doing the greatest amount of good possible", fool.

I'd be able to relieve the suffering of a lot of beings with actual souls by killing one creature that doesn't have one. No contest.
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Women are very Deadly
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>>28877105
>18 billion dollars
>billion
>18 billion motherfucking dollarinos
>could support the cancer/illness treatment of thousands of needy children
>open up a new hospital for children
>fund housing and food for homeless children
>fund a few drones to fly over and decimate ISIS targets
>fund giving free guns to the homeless and needy children of America
>fund a sick as fuck gun collection, buy a tank, buy a plane to transport sick needy children back to their home countries where they belong
Seriously so many fucking possibilities you fucknut
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>>28876571
Dude for like 10k probably.
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>>28877781
Fuck that, I'd fund an Shia insurgency in Saudi arabia
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>>28877781
>compensating
Step up your intellect, mate.
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>>28877573
>Have it ever come to your mind that to some people money has no value at all?
These are the people who don't understand how much money $18 billion is.
Lets say you are completely devoid of the concept of security and living stress free. You have no desire to travel, be as healthy as possible mentally and physically, own property, enjoy a simple morning for what it is without a drop of stress ever. You don't care about being poor or wealthy.
Turning down money is still the wrong choice. A true humanitarian would donate the money to a worthy cause, or start a free clinic or lobby for more cancer research or science stuff or something worthwhile. Even if you were super-selfless and donated it anonymously, it would be the noble thing to do.
So look at it this way, stepping on a single puppy could mean curing cancer, if you donated every cent to something like that.

Only a complete moron wouldn't do it.
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>step on a single puppy, of which there are excess crowding shelters and living on the streets
>18 Billion Burgerbucks


Holy shit, what a retarded question.
Anyone that says no in this thread is a fucking moron.
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>>28876571
For that much money I would rape that puppy.
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>>28877951
I would rape you while you raped the puppy for even a quarter of that money.
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>>28877971
I would rape you raping him raping the puppy for an eighth of that money.
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>>28876571

Daww, I can't step on it.
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>>28877586
I was about to post this, luckily I used ctrl+f first.

For that much money I would be very curious to see what people would be willing to do.
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>>28877971
I'd watch you and jerk off in the corner for free.
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>>28877586
>filthy frank
filthy frank would do it for free.
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am I just stepping on it to hurt it or like a quick head stomp to kill it kinda humanely little bit of pain just done and over?
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>>28877088

Ayo hol up...u b sayin day b niqqas wit job eckspeereeance? Shiiieeeeeet
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>>28876717
/this
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>>28876571
says step, not stomp or kill. i would gently place my foot atop its head with just a little weight and then punch you in the nuts when you refuse to pay up.
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>>28877453
Benis!
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>not only we have a few SJW saying they won't step on a puppy, they are also loud as fuck
>HURR YOU IMMORAL EDGY POORFAG REDNECK
>AMOUNT IS IRRELEVANT WILL YOU SELL YOUR MOM

Good work guys, you did it! You really defended those non-existant hypothetical puppies! We should give each and everyone of you a shiny medal and have the entirety of /k/ shoot into the air to celebrate your good virtue!
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>Place front of foot on puppy
>Put weight on heel
>Use some of the billions to ensure it survives, no matter the cost
>Get the gorrilions and a pocket battle buddy
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>So my question /k/ is are there any animals that really pose a threat to mildly developed humans (pre iron age)?

These fuckers kill millions of humans every year.
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It's not even close.

Even other humans don't kill as many humans as this guy.
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>>28878526
>shoot into air
>bullet comes down and hits a puppy
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They don't "effortlessly kill lions in one on one combat", they go out in big groups, and they use spears with iron tips, that's not stone age stuff. Most of those who try going for one on one combat die.
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>>28878854
didn't you watch 300?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dW2Zwif1ZfY
just replace the wolf with a lion.
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The rat. I'm reminded of the black death a few hundred years ago killing 1 in 3.
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>>28878238
Pedantry saves the day again
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>>28878941

Technically, the rats just carried the disease. It was fleas that took it from the rats and spread it to humans by biting them.
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>>28878629
>>28878643

Entomologist, here, and you guys are correct! mosquitoes, insects, and invertebrates in general kill more humans every year than any other animals.

Insects are real /k/ommandos.
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>>28879100
ban assault mosquitoes
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>>28876571
>Step on puppy
>Apply only enough pressure to count as step
>proceed to give back rub to pupper with foot
>Collect 18 billion
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>>28879317
The day you get laid faggot
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>>28877779
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>>28876571
An octopus that knows karate.
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>>28879347
Your name just got bumped to the top of the list.
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>>28876571
niggers
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>>28877174

And a puppy is worth negative money.

They fucking stink, shit, and spread filth and disease. Does nothing except for people who see its big eyes and their brain thinks its a baby. They are like a baby doll for overly emotional stupid adults.
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I would fucking CRUSH that puppy for free
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>>28879496
that only applies to pitbulls and their owners
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>>28877779
That is truly fucked m8
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>>28878854
Masai lion hunters only go out in groups today because they killed to many fucking lions and there's not enough to go around for solo hunts.

And they were still Killin those fuckers without any kind of metal before trading with Arabs aND shit.
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>>28876640
don't you have some questions to answer >>28862852
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>>28879529
justcallthemniggers.mp4
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They said step on,mnot hsrm or kill.

Id just rest my foot on it
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>>28876571
If you aren't willing to kill 1 animal to vastly improve and possibly save the life of millions of others you are beyond retarded.

Think how many animal shelters even a tiny fraction of that sum could fund.
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>>28876571
If it was a Chihuahua, I would do it for free, may even pay for it.

Any other dog though, that'd be tough.

Thank god this would never fucking happen.
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>>28876571
Yeah, most of that money would be eaten up by taxes or gambled away in bad investments. Even without taxes, I'd probably burn through it all by using it to care for dogs out of Guilt.

Guilt kills. Slowly. Everything reminds you of what you did, and how it could've gone if you were the better person. You try to bury it, and you end up burying yourself with it. Not a good way to die.

Money's gonna be worthless soon anyways. Just tinder for the furnace.
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>>28876571
this a cruel game effectively turning participants into literal prostitutes for money so no i would not do it as i am not a money whore.

fuck money and fuck rich people who play these kind of games with those less fortunate than them.
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>>28879935
>literal prostitutes
they're not asking you to suck the dog off.
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>>28879884
>>28879935
>>28879876
autism of the finest degree
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Polar bears are the only mammals known to actively hunt humans
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>>28879942
humans hunt humans too
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>>28876571
>Step on a ouppy for 18 billion USD
ATF pls leave
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Anyone that claims they wouldn't step on the puppy is a fucking liar.
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>>28876571

Yeah I would. I'd make it quick though
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>>28878923
Yes, because 300 is an accurate representation of history. Most wolves travel in packs and only attack after they've surrounded you.
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>>28879962
anyone that says they wouldn't can't quite grasp just how much 18 billion dollars is.
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>>28876571
Jesus christ anon, I'd kill a person for 18 billion.
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>>28879614
they also had a lot of deaths.
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>>28879966
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I would torture 18 million cute puppies for that money, no edgy.
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>>28876571
$18 Billion
I would do it without thinking
It can be justified by giving $1 Billion to puppy charities
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>>28880074
it can be justified by realizing how many thousands of chihuahuas die anyway because no one wants them.
every fucking pet adoption I went to when I was looking for a new dog was littered with probably 2 dozen of the little fuckers.
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>>28877138
At least my redneck can type coherently.
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>>28879317
I bet you eat meat or have eaten meat.
Fuck up.
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mamba gonn fuckkkk u up niggggga
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>>28876571
My morals are not for sale.

I am not a whore.
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>>28880685
NEET detected. Don't tip that fedora too hard.
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>>28877044
>>28877286
>>28877402
>>28877459
>>28879317
do you guys even realize HOW much money 18 billion are?
i could buy more puppies with that then there are humans on this planet
and we maybe couldn't buy the /k/arrier but maybe retrofit a cargo ship
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Stepping on a puppy is vague.
I would step on the leg, and use a fraction of a fraction of my money to get the leg fixed at a vet and then keep the puppy
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>>28876571
I'd do it, but they never said how hard I had to step, or how much of the puppy had to be under my foot.

I'd pat its head with my toes, or apply full pressure to some loose fur. If lawyery shenanigans are banned, ask why someone so rich needs a puppy stomped.
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>>28876571
>So my question /k/ is are there any animals that really pose a threat to mildly developed humans (pre iron age)?

Wild Boars were very dangerous to hunt in ancient times; dedicated "boar spears" (spear with a hilt at the bottom of the spearhead) were invented so that Boars would not continue charging towards the user after being impaled.

Grizzly Bears even today are fucking terrifying. A brown bear killed in the Yukon in the 80s was discovered to have over a HUNDRED bullets embedded in its fat and hide during its 40 year existence; 5 of these bullets were .357s and .44 mags found embedded IN THE FUCKING SKULL in a position that only could have occurred if the bear was leaning over someone as they fired...
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>>28880856
For 18 billion you could buy sealand, fund research of this magnificent beast and order like 800 of them
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Sure

>wait until it's asleep
>hold out a tuft of its fur and step on it
>buy some quality steak with a fraction of my new found wealth for it as thanks when it wakes up
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>>28878651
The price of freedom
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>>28878238
For gaming the system, you and the puppy get stepped on by an argentiniansaurs
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I would stomp its head in, chuck it in a blender, and drink the motherfucker like some kind of Chihuahua cocktail.
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>>28879231
GAMING THE SYSTEM RESULTS IN THE DEATH OF YOURSELF AND THE PUPPY BY STOMPS
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I'm a total faggot when it comes to puppies bit i wouldn't hesitate a second to turn that puppy in hamburger helper.
Afterwards i would buy a giant ranch filled with neglected puppies and become the happiest fucker on the face of the earth and spend the rest of my days trowing billions around trying to fix the world a little
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>>28876640
>is chihuahua puppy?
Definitely would. Those things are walking birth defects, just like english bulldogs.
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>>28881357
This seems completely in character for Dennis.
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>>28881406
Dennis would skin it before blending, though.
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>>28881425
Right. Gotta keep it lean.
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If some billionaire mother Fucker is insane enough to pay you 18 billion to stomp a puppy to death, don't you think he'd be mental enough to have you and everyone you care about killed slowly if you cheated him?
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>>28881437
Have you watched any of the new season episodes? Dee actually mentions that Dennis wanted to be a veterinarian because he wanted to keep the animal skins.
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>>28879971
That puppy is worth more than most of humans anyways.
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>>28879971
https://youtu.be/LJQ-LZYAMBQ
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>>28881662
I remember this video. Good shit.
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>>28876571
AFAIK the only animal iron age humans feared were bears. In fact, the word 'bear' is not the original name for the animal, but a word meaning something like 'brown one'. They were so afraid of bears they refused to say their original name out loud, fearing it might summon one. Beowulf(bee-hunter) was also another 'codename' for bear, and after all if you want a child to be badass you name it after the most badass thing you can think of.

Basically, you can stab a bear, you can shoot a bear, but that will only make him maul you harder. And that's why they're still dangerous today.
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>>28881662
Wasn't there a movie made about this?
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>>28881686
Picnicface has some funny shit
https://youtu.be/cRrJeJWZihI
>>28882080
I thought the movie came first and the video is a parody.
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>>28877511
Shit son, I wouldn't go to work if they weren't paying me. You're acting like this is some great moral sellout. It's an animal. You kill hundreds a year just by living. You are complicit with an economic system that does worse to humans. Get off your fucking high horse. In reality most people would shoot a motherfucker in the head if it guaranteed they and theirs would be set for life. Hell, kiddies join the muhreens for three hots and a cot plus the GI bill and a chance to maybe kill their fellow man. Yet you moan about a doggy cuz mu feelz. Fuck you.
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>>28876571
I'd step on a few dozen puppies for that kind of money.
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>>28877105
it said , "step on the puppy" but they dind say you can't do it softly without hurting or killing it.
people assume that they have to insta kill the animal like a roach
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>People say they wouldn't step on a puppy or ten for 18 billion dollars

Greatest good motherfucker

By not doing so you are morally responsible for not having the capability of spending billions of dollars on care for other dogs that get stamped on and set on fucking fire because they're strays

kill yourselves for being so selfish to think your delicate sensibilities outweigh the good that SEVERAL BILLION would be able to do
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>>28877138
>this guy thinks he's too good for $18 billion dollarydoos

:^)
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>>28880969
>tfw a lot of dead outdoorsmen must have shit themselves when they realized their bullets weren't stopping it
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>>28876571
>are there any animals that really pose a threat to mildly developed humans
Mosquitos kill more than any other creature, its not the big things you need to watch for but the small things that carry disease or venom.
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>>28882068
I don't know if it's the same for Grizzly and Brown bears, but Polar Bears are one of the few animals that actually see humans as food.
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>>28876571
Polar bears.
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>>28883055
Thankfully human ingenuity is kicking their ass too.

The latest plan I heard for dealing with malaria, is to make the mosquito immune to it.
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>>28882485
>People say they wouldn't gas a nigger or ten for 18 billion dollars

Greatest good motherfucker

By not doing so you are morally responsible for not having the capability of spending billions of dollars on care for other whites that get raped and set on fucking fire because they're whites

kill yourselves for being so selfish to think your delicate sensibilities outweigh the good that SEVERAL BILLION would be able to do
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>>28883097
If you're trying to make me out as edgy, I would still do it regardless of the person's skin color.
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>>28876640
I would stomp the shit out of it for just 18 million
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>>28883059

Grizzly and Brown bears are somewhat confused by humans at first contact, and don't immediately think that they are food.

However, sometimes idiots go around feeding bears, which causes them to associate humans with food.
Those unfortunately become problem bears.

Polar bears are generally very quick to come up with the idea that humans could be food, sometimes attacking them at first sight if they behave like prey.

Brown bears usually only attack on first sight if startled or threatened.
Or of course, if the cubs are threatened.
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>>28883122
Do you even Kant, brah?
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>>28882392
>You are complicit with an economic system that does worse to humans.
Humans can defend themselves, a puppy can't.

And you going to serve your country in a war because you believe im what you're doing, kuddos for you that's nothing wrong with killing someone because you're fighting for that you believe in. If you go to war for a few grand a year and you're accepeting to do something that again go against your values just for money, you're a fucking retarded low life.

The same principle still applies. Again, it's not about the amount of $$$ it's about you chaging yourself for life, does not matter what you do in the future to make it right, you already fucked up really bad.
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Mosquitos.
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>>28876571
Jews
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>18 billion dollars

I could open up and maintain a hundred fucking thousand shelters for that much. That puppy can take one for the team. Never said I had to crush it to death.
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>>28883245
As a matter of fact, I would be OK with everyone stomping a puppy if it meant they got 18 billion dollars. It'd destroy the economy, but whatever.
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>>28876571
Yes and they are not what you think, its the mosquito. Fuckin buggerts are still causing thousands on thousands of deaths yearly by being a prominent disease vector.

Fleas also caused the bubonic plague.

We Starship troopers now, fight bugwar.
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>>28876571
Considering that I could save millions of othe puppies with a fraction of that sum, yeah I would.

That puppy would die to make the world a better place.
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>>28876571
Yes,
I'd kill a cow for just a steak.
I'd kill a bird for just taking a shit.
I'd kill a squirrel for trying to live in my attic.
I'd kill a spider for just walking by.

I'd definitely kill a puppy for 18 billion dollars.
It's just a dog, it's not a person.

>It's not a a person
It isn't.
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>>28877044
>>28877286
>>28877402
>>28877459
>>28879802

Chill out, it's just a chihuahua.

Now if it was a ACD, Border Collie, German Shepherd, wolf, etc I would flip shit.
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>>28885024
>I'd kill a cow for just a steak.
That's such a waste of good meat, though.
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Chihuahuas aren't even Fucking dogs
They're shakey, barky rats.
I hate that Fucking breed almost as much as I hate pugs.
I'd use part of my 18 billion to start a crusade to eradicate all pugs and chihuahuas.
Donate to shelters for real dogs
And chill with big booty bitches
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>>28885024
>I'd kill a cow for just a steak
>A steak
>As in a singular steak

Retard detected.
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>>28876697
Neither would I. There's no guarantee all that money will bring me happiness and I'm not taking an innocent life just for some stupid handout.
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>>28885024
That's sociopathic tendencies 101

[spoiler]18 Billion is tempting[/spoiler]
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>>28877450
Im man enough to take a taste for some CCI
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>>28885412
Actually, a sociopath would save the dog and kill the guy who was offering the money.
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>>28885434
Killing animals for little to no reason is literally you're a sociopath: the early years
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>>28885473
You're thinking of psychopaths.
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>>28876571
>18 bil
I step on people for much less
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>>28885473
18 billion dollarydoos is an awful big reason.
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>>28885473
>18 billion dollars
>literally no reason

Brb feeding thousands of starving Africans at the cost of a dog life
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>>28885434
The dude had it coming.
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>>28885534
18 billion dollaeydoos.
Pay off my parents debt.
Buy them their dream house.
Pay my dogs surgery.
Pay my siblings debt and get them houses.
Buy land, build modest house, learn to homesteed. Travel.
Lots of good reasons.
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>>28885570
This isn't even including charitable acts.
Fix Flint Michigan water
Fix Africa water
Rebuild Rhodesia
Etc.
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I want to say something racist but I don't want to get banned again.

>got banned on 4chan twice for being a racist
>for being a racist
>on 4chan
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>>28885596
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>>28883645
You've lived a sheltered life if killing a dog is something that'll haunt you. That's some suburban middle class ez-mode guilt.

Y'all want hamburgers, but you can't stomach the butchering.

I don't go out of my way to hurt animals (don't even hunt because killing doesn't strike me as fun) Still, there have been times where it has been necessary, and you don't lose sleep.

The chicken killed for your mcnuggets was slaughtered for well under twenty bucks.
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>>28885699
That was a chick, not a full grown chicken either.
There's videos of the machines that slit their throats
I guess that pansy could eat the puppy if makes him feel better
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>all these children getting triggered over people who want $18 billion
You fucking retards

Do you not know how many fucking puppies are in this fucking world? You could donate a $1 billion or all of it to a fucking shelter near you if you killed that puppy

The fucking thing hasn't developed memories yet, and if it has, it's only memory will be my foot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaGQ3KGOMto

I'd use the cash to buy a a shitload of guns, ammo, tanks, and other shit
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>>28876571
I'd eat that fucker raw for 18 billion.
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>>28885699
>You've lived a sheltered life
Yes I did, nothing wrong with that neither makes my opinion less worthy than yours. I'm the single son from a working class, well structured family, with a present father and a lovely mother. If you think that's a bad thing I honestly feel sorry for your life.
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>>28876571
mosquitoes
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>>28886090
>I honestly feel sorry for your life.
I agree, it is unfortunate that not all of us can be so blissfully ignorant and cognitively dissonant as you are.
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>>28885938
I'd do it for 180. I'd probably take a 100.
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>>28886198
>can't argue for shit
>starts insulting
Wow man, you must do really well in your daily life. But it's no surprise and as I thought, you just make me feel sorry of you and your poor intelect.
Nothing more to discuss with you, stay sharp kid.
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>>28886090
You eat meat
You own leather
You use medicine tested on animals
You shop at stores that hire professionals to kill pest animals

Stop acting like you are above killing helpless creatures. Always having had others to do your dirty work doesn't make you morally superior. It also doesn't make those you hire out for killing inferior.

Wringing your hands over someone admitting they're willing to take that kind of job for a ridiculously large sum when you pay people to do the same damn thing for a pittance is plain silly.

Your opinion is worthless because you're willfully ignorant.
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>>28886303
Your post had no content to argue with and was a veiled insult so you're not really one to talk..
I could make a long post about how silly you are but this guy sums it up pretty well.
>>28886312
Your life is built upon a foundation of needless suffering in pursuit of comfort.
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>>28886390
>>Your life is built upon a foundation of needless suffering in pursuit of comfort.
appeal to emotion
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>>28886455
Explain how that's an appeal to emotion, smart-guy.
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Step on the guy's head and steal the 18 billion $

/thread
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>>28886504
>>Your life is built upon a foundation of needless suffering in pursuit of comfort.
trying to make others feel ashamed or bad because they enjoy things you don't
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>>28886390
>Your life is built upon a foundation of needless suffering in pursuit of comfort.
Not that Anon, but so is yours.

Hell , do you even realize that fucking Internet is a byproduct of war? It literally started as a military technology.

Accept the fact that our whole civilization is build upon death and violence. This is how nature works.
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Easier to kill a human than a puppy for that kind of money. I'm a veterinarian, so it helps. People are shit compared to animals, especially those cockmongling owners that came barging in.
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>>28886575
That's not what it means and it's also not what i did, i just pointed out a fact in order to highlight the hypocrisy of the person i was replying to with no moral judgement included, that you're ashamed by it is your own issue.
>>28886612
>but so is yours.
>This is how nature works.
And? Please point out where I implied that I was any different.
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>>28883097
I absolutely would gas a nigger or ten for 18 billion dollars, then not donate any money to black lives matter because they're fucking terrorists.
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>>28886701
>Please point out where I implied that I was any different.
You implied that killing an animal for personal gain might be somehow haunting/wrong.

While you also benefit from countless animal death each day. Why doesn't it haunt you then?
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>>28886740
>You implied that killing an animal for personal gain might be somehow haunting/wrong.
Really? Point out where please.
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>>28876697
Would you step on the puppy to repeal all nfa laws, gain 2 trillion dollars, and a blowjob from whoever you want? If not I assume you're a vegetarian and really into jainism
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>>28876571
Elephants pose a threat when they get pissed, but not otherwise.

If you organize and hunt them then not really though.
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>>28876697
What if the puppy was attached to your brake pedal and by not stepping on it your car would careen into an animal shelter killing 100 other puppies?
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>>28886851
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>>28879884
Hahahaha

Man. You sound really young. I thought I wouldn't get over a trauma back when I was 18, and while it still influences my outlook, I really am over it.

Killing a puppy is not something that you have to live with the guilt of if you had a reason to do it.
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>>28886899
even if you accidentally killed a puppy, not many people are going to carry that trauma with them for the rest of their lives like retard thinks.
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>>28876571
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I'd do it. It wouldn't be just, it may not even be right, but you can do a lot of good with 18 billion dollars.
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>>28876571
Sea Snakes. You don't see them until you are dying.
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>>28876571
I would think snakes, small camouflaged and venomous. Anything that has the potential to sneak up on you, especially in an unfamiliar environment, like mountain lions or sharks.
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>>28877779
My internet is such shit, watching every frame load was agony.
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>>28876640
I would step on the puppy, then use 10 billion dollars to set up animal shelters so grand they'll be shooting vagrants at the gates to keep them out. The rest of the money would be spent on investments to fund my own nation.

>the flag would be a silhouette of the pup sacrificed so that others may live
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>>28887550
my ninja
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>>28877779
THE DOG DOESN'T GET HURT YOU CAN WATCH!
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>>28887550
We are...Diamond Dogs.
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>>28889551
Diamond dozen
Its a doggy dog world
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>>28887550


why is it always implied that you kill the puppy? Or even injure it? I step on my dogs all the time because my dogs are dumb and lie around blind corners and doorsteps and whatnot and sometimes I just accidentally step on them.

After that, they make the "why did you do that?" yelp and I am usually very apologetic. They have never been injured by it.
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>>28876571
Think of all the good you could do with 18 billion dollars. I'd go straight to hell to be able to use that for good.
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>>28889472
Why did I trust you?
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>>28876697
I couldn't do it either. No amount of money could erase the guilt of how incredibly cruel and selfish doing that would be.
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>>28876571
I would not only step on that puppy but I would step on puppies like it every fucking day for the rest of my life if someone gave me 18bln dollars.
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>>28890587
People eat dog in other countries. Get the fuck over it. With 18 billion you can build a giant dog sanctuary and put every soon to be euthanized dog in there and take care of them forever.
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>step on puppy
>use the 18 billion to save two puppies from the pound that would have otherwise been executed
>2-1 = 1
Wow, I've saved a net gain of lives that day and still have a lot of cash to boot.
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For 18 billion you could fund the preservation and sheltering of countless puppies. As puppies are less intelligent than rats, you wouldn't be causing harm to a cognizant being.
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>>28891303
Oh and if you put some muscle into it, the puppy wouldn't be in much pain for long at all. Hell, you might snap its neck on the first step.
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>>28891364
>a fucking rock
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>>28891389
it's worth more than a zimbabwe dollar
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>>28891525
Kek
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>>28886505
>Step on the guy's head and steal
Someone stop this madman
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>>28876571
>18 billion dollars
You'd have to be a fucking retard not to do it.
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