I am Australian. I have never seen a gun in my life. Ask me anything.

>>28865775
how many dicks do you suck a day?

>>28865775
Is Paul Hogan really a national treasure?

Whatever happened to Yahoo Serious?

>>28865788
As many as I can. Hbu?

>>28865793
Nah not really. He's porr asf now cause he tried to dodge taxes. Kinda sad now.

Never heard of him.

How desperate are you for attention

>>28865802
Well I made this thread for one. My bf dumped me a week ago and I'm pretty lonely at home.

>>28865817

Sorry to hear that, posting some nudes on a Mongolian image board might help.

Unless you're a chick

>>28865801
Dodged taxes?

>>28865827
I don't really see the point in posting nudes.
>>28865831
Yes. He got caught.

>>28865775
If Australians don't have guns, how do they defend themselves from snakes, spiders, sharks, crocodiles, and all the other insanely deadly wildlife?

>>28865848
Bare knuckle brawling, throwing dropbears.

>>28865775
Why are you all shitposting assholes both on the net and irl?
How many giant spiders have you seen?
Do you think the Tasmanian Tiger is still alive?
Why do you hate tourists?
Are you embarrassed over the emu war?
Are you a continent or a country? Don't say both, pick one.
Who would win in a fight a salty vs a komodo dragon?
Do you people like Steve Irwin nearly as much as we do?

You've never seen a cop, OP?

>>28865861
For fun.
Quite a few. White tailed spider ran over my balls the other day. Better than coffee for waking up.
They're still going, barely. They tend to get a lot of face cancers.
We don't.
That never happened.
Well, we are both. The entire continent is one country.
Salty, easy.
Not really. He's a funny satirical dude, not serious.

>>28865869
I have. Never seen their guns.

>I have never seen a gun in my life.
wut? You've never seen a cop either?

>>28865793
>Yahoo Serious
His career died when the '90s ended. Reckless Kelly is still an awesome movie though.

>>28865891
>white tail spider
>giant

fuck yourself

>>28865891
>Emu war didn't happen
kek

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is it true that you all ride on kangaroos to work and have defensive boomerangs?

>>28865938
The biggest one's usually aren't dangerous. They're kinda slow and most of the time not venomous.
Tiny ones straight up can't get through your skin.
Medium sized ones can be aggressive cunts and I don't fancy necrosis on my ballsack and nerve damage on my knob.

>>28865947
No, we sit in their pouches, duh.

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>>28865945
It wasn't a war, it was a genocide.

>>28865856
Is vegemite a real thing?

>>28865966
Yeah, it's great.

Why is Hugh Jackman such a cunt?

lol omg it was actually a thing

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War

>>28865974
I don't believe you

>>28865980
He isn't. He's a genuinely nice guy.

>>28865980
Because he can be.
>>28865983
Delete this.
>>28865987
Aight.

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>>28865987

>>28865891
But....they carry them in duty holsters on duty belts. Do you intentionally look away or close your eyes? Surely you've seen them, just not closely inspected?

>>28865959
necrosis deez nuts
wont shit happen to you get bit by that thing
anon said giant spiders, you reply with tiny bitch spider

>>28865999
There was also vegemite chocolate for a time.
>>28866004
No, I mean I see the guys, but I've never seen their guns. Maybe I've always been on the wrong side or something. I've seen the bottom of the handle of something but that might've been a tazer or something.

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Leave it to a dumb Australian to visit and post on /k/ without seeing a gun at least once

>>28865959
all spiders are venomous you backwoods abo faggot

>>28865990
2nd'd.
He has largely avoided hollywood faggotry, and keeps it real on the daily.

My wife wants to have his babies, but aside from that, I can't find issue with him.

Townsvillefag representin'.

>>28866018
>There was also vegemite chocolate for a time.
Yeah, I know. It was... Interesting.

>>28866025
Not dangerous*, then.
>>28866037
I never had it, what was it like?

>>28866047
>I never had it, what was it like?
Like a weird kind of liquorice, didn't really work very well.

How many nazi dicks you can suck a day ill ask?

>>28866113
>>28865794

I am Australian.
I own two rifles, am buying a third on Monday and am in the process of getting a handgun license.

OP, you are a colossal faggot.

>>28866126
Why?

>>28866131
Never having even seen a gun is like never having seen a car engine.

It means you're everything wrong with the planet.

>>28865775
You call that a knife?

>>28866140
Oh, I see.

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>>28866018
>I've seen the bottom of the handle of something but that might've been a tazer or something
No, it's a gun.
Pic related is what most cops in Australia carry.

Anyway, why don't you own a gun?
Why haven't you even shot one?

>>28866163
>Anyway, why don't you own a gun?
I don't really like them. I don't feel safe around them. I think it would be more dangerous having it around than not having it.

>>28866169
Are you the same with other potentially dangerous machines, like cars and chainsaws?
Or is it just guns?

Why do you think it is, are you doubtful of your own ability to act safely/responsibly, or are you afraid of incredibly unlikely mechanical failures like explosions?

>>28866177
It's not the same with cars or chainsaws. They're tools more than weapons. They can be used to kill but it's not their purpose. The only reason guns are around is to kill things.
There's probably also a little bit of not trusting myself. Like that thing in your brain when you're on a high place and it's really easy to jump. It'd be really easy to just jump just like it would be to shoot someone.

>>28866184
>The only reason guns are around is to kill things
What's wrong with that?
Sometimes killing is absolutely necessary.

This is even if we ignore the obvious uses for pest control and hunting (remember, feral cats kill 75 million native animals per night).

The fact is that we don't live in a utopia, and violence does exist in the world. Since there's a very real (albeit small) possibility that you could have to defend yourself against a potentially lethal threat, it makes sense that you would want the most effective means available.

But if you think that the only thing stopping you from committing suicide or murdering someone is owning a gun, please go and see a psychologist. Your mental health is very important.

>>28866197
I can agree with most of that. I still don't feel comfortable with something that can kill so easily. I feel like it's too easy to misuse. And I acknowledge that one day, maybe, I'm going to need a gun to save my life. Sorry if I can't put this into words very well. Maybe it is just me having mental issues, but guns don't make me feel safer.

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>>28866228
I honestly think in your case, you're really only just afraid because you don't understand them.

If I'd never seen a car I know I'd be scared of something pulling 500 kW of power.

Serious request, if you're in Melbourne I'd be happy to take you shooting with me at a range.
Just .22s, so no recoil, not much noise and in a completely safe environment.

I think after you'd had some exposure to guns you'd realise that at the end of the day they're just (fairly simple) machines.

No pressure, but if you're interested then here's my throwaway email: [email protected]

>>28866269
>hey anon, come shoot guns with me, promise it'll be fun ;)
>MISSING SINCE FEBRUARY, 2016

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>>28866284
If you're worried, I'll give you a simple guide about how to be completely safe even if I'm a turborapist.

>Email me with a throwaway, don't use your own email
>Don't give me your name until you've talked to me a bit, and then only first names (or give me a fake name, idgaf)
>Meet me inside the range
>Which is a public place which usually has at least 20 people there

2ez

>>28866184
You sound like some soft cunt pussy chick, probably from Sydney or even worse, Melbourne

Enjoy university tomorrow and then your weekend protest to let more muslims into the country

I'm an American and I've never seen a gun before outside of on a cops hip.

>>28866025
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uloboridae

It seems you are the 'backwoods abo faggot'.

>>28866300
That's pretty rude mang. I'd say I'm closer to the "nuke the middle east" side than "love everyone #safespace". Just cause I don't agree with you doesn't mean that I embody everything you hate.

>>28866329
The brown man & the yellow man are coming mate

They're already here

There won't be time for softness when the indo's and the Designated come, and they will come

>>28866336
>'Designated'

Kek

>>28865775
Which has the best pussy? How do they compare to each other or human pussy?

>Kangaroo
>Dingo
>Emu
>Koala
>Salty
>Camel
>Sheep
>Abo

>>28866355
I'm not into bestiality.

>>28865775

Would you fuck a Gardevoir?

>>28866445
No, I've never played pokemon.

>>28866445
Yes, if it loved me

>Do you have any interesting fetishes?
>Holden or Ford?
>Taylor Swift or Emma Watson?
>Would you fuck a trap?
>Would you become a trap?
>What's the cutest gun?

>>28866458
I have no fetishes.
Holden.
Emma.
I dunno, maybe.
Probably not.
You.

>>28866449

Lame.

I jack off to characters from shows I never watched and games I've never played all the time.

>>28865869
Norm Aus beat cops don't carry guns.

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>>28866479
Yes they do.

canadian here.
Im more afraid of cars then guns desu

>not fearing a moose that's loose in the hoose.

>>28866528
I'd be even more afraid of a moose that signed a truce with a goose that had some spruce in its caboose.

>>28865775

How often do you face trouble going about your day? Any places near where you live that are sketchy or known for trouble? How are the people in your neighborhood and how do they treat any issues the country has?

It's the middle of the night and you're driving down a desolate stretch of road. Suddenly, your headlights catch several abos walking on the shoulder. If you run them down nobody will ever know. Do you do it?

>>28866539
>How often do you face trouble going about your day?
Pretty much never. A little common sense and caution goes a long way.
>Any places near where you live that are sketchy or known for trouble?
There are bad elements of any area.
>How are the people in your neighborhood and how do they treat any issues the country has?
That's a pretty general question, care to specify?
>>28866550
No, they'll ding my car. Instead I give them a ride to my evil lair and put them in the unnecessarily slow dipping machine where they will be consumed by genetically engineered sea bass.

>>28866539
Not OP, but Sydney Ausfag.
>How often do you face trouble going about your day?
None.
Any places near where you live that are sketchy or known for trouble?
A few, but the cops are very good
How are the people in your neighborhood and how do they treat any issues the country has?
Nice, mostly families, Asian and white. Any issues are dealt with by complaints via letters to the local mp, social media protests, and occasionally physical protests. The govt usually pays attention to them.

>>28866557
>>28866563

How DO you really feel about the gun control issue there? To this day I still often feel like it gets thrown around down there to draw attention away from bigger issues. If you had opportunity for a larger variety of firearms, what would you get?

>these lel so random answers

i smell an underaged ban

>>28866689
Damn near no gun deaths. I reckon it's ok.

>>28865848
we literally have a pipe at my home for killing snakes, its like a 40mm hard sprinkler pipe that just turns their brains to mush, also makes cool sounds.

>>28866197
australian laws say that the only times you are ever allowed to use a gun to defend yourself is if the person attacking you is also using a gun. something about using equal force for defense because reasons

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>>28866563
>mfw we live in a country that actually cares about us

>>28866689
the gun control here while annoying to get through is good, i like it teaches you how to not be retarded and holds you accountable for everything you do. do wish i could just but a semi-auto FAL without having to get a fuckton of licences and shit

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>>28866699
fun fact, there's damn near no gun deaths in the US as well

>deaths by shooting in 2013 in the US (includes police shootings, homicides, suicides, and accidental shootings): 33,169

total motor vehicle deaths 2013: 33,804

If we just boil it down to points when someone took a gun and pointed it at another person and pulled the trigger with the intent to hurt or kill them (still includes the good guys shooting the bad guys!): 11,208

total deaths by ANY sort of accidental cause in the US in 2013: 130,557

The highest percentage of gun deaths in any year are by suicide.

You are more likely to accidentally poison yourself than to be the victim of a gun homicide.

You just turned my world upside down.

>>28868226
>40mm hard sprinkler pipe
so uhh is that inside diameter or outside diameter

>>28865775
What is the popular opinion on John Howard?

>>28865775
A blue ringed octopus slaps your girlfriends ass, what do you do?

>>28865775
>I am Australian. I have never seen a gun in my life. Ask me anything.
Why were you morans too stupid to realize that bunnies can dig below fences?

>>28866228
You haven't ever seen someone kill somebody with a chair, or piano wire, or a car, or seen someone crushed by a crane falling over, or even by prescription medication, or dying in a fist fight, or harming themselves with power tools, or electrocuting themselves, or catching themselves on fire, or any million and a half other ways to die that are awful and terrible.

Guns aren't even nearly as bad as pools.
Have you ever seen the death rate comparison?
I don't have a link to the statistics right now though.
Anyone else for stuff like this?
Brb, checking

>>28870537
http://www.m1-garand-rifle.com/gun-safety/firearms-versus-swimming-pools.php

This should be what I was talking about.
Sadly I haven't or enough time to check.