/k/ommandos, Cthulhu has risen from R'lyeh and you are tasked to terminate this ancient one by any means necessary.
What do you do and what would your strategy be in battling this creature?
One round of this bad boy will stop anything. ANYTHING.
Summon a more powerful ancient one.
>yet with a tasty, satisfying crunch
Oh yeah and I guess a nugget
Tbh my man, I would fug his shit up with some kinda resonance area denial weapon.
Cephalopods hate that shit, theres a reason sperm whales stun giant squids with there head sonar thingies before hunting them, and squids literally self terminate out of stress / trauma from naval radars.
Besides we have developed area denial weapons focusing on sound since like the early 2000's
Alternatively I could make a ribald made out of moist nuggets for like 1 grand
>Op's ugly mother fucker rises from the eternal depths
>attacks the port city of Vladivostok
>as he reaches the docks he notices a stocky land moral yelling "yдaлить кaльмapa" (remove squid)
>Seconds latter a cacaphony of hundred year old slavshit rings out
>immediately blinded, bleeding profusely (remember his circulatory system is super pressurized from living in the deep)
> "work the bolts comrades"
>dead by the third volley
Assuming he is 50 ft tall, I could kill him with my glorious 13.2x94 while my friends and family blind him with hunting rifles and ar's, I own like 15 guns so assuming no eldrtich mind rape I think I could take him
You rolled a 43! As you gaze wistfully into C'thulu's deep, jet-black eyes, the Old One cocks his head to the side and grins at you playfully. Slowly, you each lean towards each other, you feel his tentacles caress your thigh. You both know it is wrong, but it just feels so right.
I elect Nyarlathotep to the presidency in 2008, so that Cthulhu leaves America alone.
>"I do not recall distinctly when it began, but it was months ago. The general tension was horrible. To a season of political and social upheaval was added a strange and brooding apprehension of hideous physical danger; a danger widespread and all-embracing, such a danger as may be imagined only in the most terrible phantasms of the night. I recall that the people went about with pale and worried faces, and whispered warnings and prophecies which no one dared consciously repeat or acknowledge to himself that he had heard. A sense of monstrous guilt was upon the land, and out of the abysses between the stars swept chill currents that made men shiver in dark and lonely places. There was a daemoniac alteration in the sequence of the seasons—the autumn heat lingered fearsomely, and everyone felt that the world and perhaps the universe had passed from the control of known gods or forces to that of gods or forces which were unknown. And it was then that Nyarlathotep came out of Egypt. Who he was, none could tell, but he was of the old native blood and looked like a Pharaoh. The fellahin knelt when they saw him, yet could not say why. He said he had risen up out of the blackness of twenty-seven centuries, and that he had heard messages from places not on this planet. Into the lands of civilisation came Nyarlathotep, swarthy, slender, and sinister..."
All I need is a shotgun with one shell which I will swiftly proceed to suck start before shit gets really bad.
He was never even conscious to begin with, it was basically sleepwalking.
Pretty sure a nugget volley would work... even if it takes all of them.
I didn't mean as a dildo, I was just curious how big something like that would be.
>not worshiping Cthulhu in exchange for merciful death upon his return
Well, last time around he got all fucked up by having a tramper steamer run his ass over, soooo.... this time use a bigger ship. One that can swim, and where the crew can't see the bastard and hence will not be driven crazy with fear. Ideally said ship should be armed with underwater missiles or something.
The whole point of Cthulhu is that he exemplifies mankind's smallness in the incomprehensibly larger scheme of the universe. He's not even necessarily a physical being- there is literally a 0% chance of defeating him. The human race trying to kill Cthulhu is like Adalia Rose trying to fistfight a hurricane.
Standby, we have a highschooler here that thinks AP English equates to actually reading Lovecraft for fun.
I bet you don't even know the other Old Ones, just the maymay monster. Fuck off and stop posting until you graduate, you annoying youngling.
You're probably the type of faggot that owns zero rifles, loves slavshit, argues with military/leo posters about their jobs, and claims his favorite author is Steven King.
not the dubs you just rekt but that was an awfully specific description, who was he and where did he hurt you ?
>thinks Lovecraft is educated reading
>wanting to read shitty scifi fiction from some NEET who was afraid of fish and minorities yet married a jew.
>also was a limpdick yankee noguns
Wanna tell how I know you are some butthurt tentacle fetishist?
You somehow took it personal that I made fun of your Cthulhu sugar daddy and don't play that Call of Cthulhu game.