Ok so this might sound crazy but I want to get shot with a 9mm

>>28860019
Just do it in the face and be done with it

>>28860032

My face is too pretty to mess up

>>28860019

You'll be fine, it's just 9mm. I'd recommend Band-aid brand bandaids on hand

>>28860019

Defeats the whole point of the video to not use hollow points, since no serious person uses fmj for self defense.

get shot with HP's or don't even waste your time

shoot yourself in the dick, ladies love that

>>28860019
>like my ass
>breaks your pelvis
>cavitation gets to femoral
Uhhh, okay, non lethal

>>28860080
>>28860061

I don't see you faggots getting shot

It's hot, it burns, it hurts. That's all you really need to know

>>28860129
obviously from a side angle, retard

>>28860019
shoot yourself in the ass, but make sure you turn sideways, this way the bullet just flies through your cheeks instead of actually into your body, though if the gun is literally pressed up against your asscheek it might blow it off.


have fun trying to sit down for the next year.

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>>28860161
1 bullet, 4 holes.

>>28860170

That's why im leaning towards my calf muscle. I have enormous calf muscles from leg training for 15 years.

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>>28860161
the only retard in this thread is you, my freind.

Use incindiary ammo pussy

>>28860216

You're confusing bravery with retardation

There is a difference. Would you volunteer to get shot? Didn't think so. I think you're just scared cause you don't want people to see how devastating 9mm is

>>28860197
>I have enormous calf muscles from leg training for 15 years.

enjoy being a freak with one big leg and one twig leg because you won't be able to walk for 6 months

>>28860240

I'll just have to shoot the other one lol. nah i'll be fine, it's just 9mm right?

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Well this is definitely the dumbest idea anyone on /k/ has ever had.

>>28860229
>I think you're just scared cause you don't want people to see how devastating 9mm is


oh my god is this a 9mm/45fag thread?

its a meme guys, just stop.

10x25mm Auto or go home fucking Christ.

>>28860252
yup, go put that meme to rest bro!

also heard 9mm can't even penetrate skull lol bitchmade ass bullet, can you test that one for me?

>>28860197
>ruining your trained calf muscle by being unable to use it for an undefined amount of time (what is atrophy)
>possible scar tissue to the max

your leg will never be the same, shoot yourself in the asscheek you don't even need that hunk of fat, except for sitting down, it might even provide some comedic value to your life.

>shot himself in the asscheek because he wanted to see the result
>can't sit down

o i am already laffin

>being so mad at internet memes that you shoot yourself
Never change internet

I purpose next meme "12 Gauge has no stopping power"

>>28860019
Have him shoot you in the face. Catch the bullet with your teeth. Become a legend.

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>>28860255
You haven't been here long enough. It is impossible to exaggerate /k/'s propensity for recreational violence.

>>28860302
I've been here long enough. Of all the dumb ideas in the world I think shooting yourself just to test a meme is probably the dumbest.

>>28860161
>decide to shoot yourself in the ass with a gun
>people tell you it might be dangerous
>"fuck off retards !"

Darwin's grave reaching space atm

>>28860161
>obviously

It's not about testing the meme it's about education. Don't you want to see what happens when someone gets shot ?

We will do a close-up high definition review of the entrance and exit hole of the wound

I know i'm curious, shoulda known you guys would be a bunch of pussies about it

>>28860229
You're implying bravery and retardation are mutually exclusive

I mean obviously no one would do this. But in all seriousness, what ever you shoot, will be messed up for the rest of you life in all likelihood.

I know OP is young because he doesnt realise this yet. When I was even 20 years old, let alone younger, I was practically immune from getting hurt, and injury healed quickly.

Now,knocking on the door of my 30s, Its easy to get injured, and they they take 2 or 3 times longer to heal.

Since this thread will more than likely be screencapped and posted in a humor thread down the road I'd just like to make my mark.

Hi future anon!

>>28860292
How about just birdshot?

>>28860378
Not OP, I'm 21 and every time I so much as stub my toe I'm fucked for way longer than it seems. I think you're just lucky.

>>28860383
We already know what birdshot does. Quick and easy amputation boys, it's the future of surgery in the field.

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I wish this was real.

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>>28860019
And the Darwin Award goes to OP.

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>>28860019

I've considered shooting myself in the foot with .25acp and just telling people I stepped on a nail.

But it's a fucking insane idea and should never be done, let alone for the purpose of putting it on youtube

OP here

Ok, I'll admit i'm not just doing it for educational purposes, I also want to get millions of views on youtube for being the first one to do this and hopefully i'll get lots of subscribers.

>>28860421
Honestly if you're gonna do something obscenely stupid you might as well put it on youtube.

>>28860454
See, that's a completely rational motive.

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>>28860019
>What do you guys think?
I think you're retarded.

This thread reminds me of the story of the Egyptian guy who amputated both of his own hands on a railroad track because he couldn't stop stealing.

Every once in a great while, typical stupidity mutates into a newer, messier, crazier breed.

>>28860129
>this

Take it from someone who crushed their pelvis, if ain't nuthin to fuck with. Unless, of course, you LIKE not being able to walk for 3 months. If you're lucky and don't die.

>>28860492
Anyone know what gun he uses? and the rest of the TPB for that matter?

Star with .22 and work your way up, moran

>>28860498
You might be the guy I thought of when I was writing that post. I heard it was horrible on here and had high risk of death because it's a complicated area to work in medically.

>>28860459
>hello YT
>so for this 2nd video chad here
>step up chad
>yes chad here will shoot me with a bow
>to the knee
>yeah arrow to the knee because memes
>pls subscribe and upvote senpai ;)

>>28860019
>What do you guys think? What's the best spot to get shot for educational purposes?

Probably the thigh desu senpai, hopefully you'll hit an artery.

>>28860043
If you rely wanna know how it feels do it sobar

>>28860504
Looks like 92FS

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OP lays in a bed of lies!

>>28860564
OP lies in a bed of lays

Ok naysayers... i bet everyone one of you will watch the video, giving me tons of views.

Looks like I'll be getting the last laugh afterall

>>28860019
MAKE A VIDEO OF THAT SHIT

literally record yourself shooting yourself in the ass (shoot yourself because you don't want to incriminate your friend)

perks:
>it will be controversial as fuck
>you will get famous
>might even get rich because it will surely become a "viral video"

managers note: pls provide link ITT

wish i was your manager because all i can see is dollar signs

>>28860635

exactly! i think getting shot is worth all the money and fame

i guarantee i will get atleast 15 million views by 2017 especailly if i add some crazy click bait title

>>28860635
I'll sub to see OP shoot himself in the ass

I know this is bait
But some one needs to post pics of gunshot wounds

>>28860019

aim for the crotch please, you seriously don't deserve to have kids

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>>28860019
here we have the dumbest shit posted so far this year. everyone just take a moment to take it in.

>>28860019
You're not gonna do this you pussy.

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I hope you die from your self-inflicted injury, asswipe.

>>28860725
WATCH ME BITCH

yall are just jelly cause you aint getting the views, money, and fame i'll getting

do this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0fLF9hgsi0

>>28860307
It's been a while, but there have been people seriously asking just how much clothing they would need to wear to shoot at each other with .22lr instead of airshit.

>>28860178
Underrated post

>wants to get shot, for the feels
>wants to be on painkillers
Wut?

>gets shot in ass, hits pelvis, shattering it and ricochets off through his crotch removing self from gene pool.

>>28860262
I prefur 7.62x25 personally.

>>28860504
>>28860536 is correct.
http://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Trailer_Park_Boys

>>28860454
Your insurance won't cover your medical expenses if you post the video. Just as a heads up

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>>28860743
Jokes on you OP.

My video goes live just as soon as I get out of the hospital. And I used .45acp.

>>28860019
the calf is way safer then the ass, ass has the chance to go wrong in so many ways
calf is also pretty fixable, you just wont be able to walk with that leg for awhile
also the outside of the arm is also very safe

>>28860851
>>gets shot in ass, hits pelvis, shattering it and ricochets off through his crotch removing self from gene pool.
We can only hope. Of course, with the way stupid proliferates, the bullet will hit his nut and somehow cause it to start producing megasperm, and if he so much as shakes a girl's hand after jerking it, she'll get pregnant.

>>28860291
Dude, the ass is what drives a lot of running/walking. Your body doesn't just have random muscles because it wants to--it fucking needs them in order to perform. Fucking hell.

>>28860019
If you're that serious shoot a dead pig or something. If you get shot in the ass the round can fuck up a tendon hit an artery or fuck up your hip. Also taking a pain killer prior to getting shot will fuck up your expirement and also possibly inhibit your blood from clotting.

>>28860888
Trips of truth, brah.

>>28860271

I heard about a .45 ACP JHP bouncing off a skull, too.

>>28860796
lol koo koo ka-denim

>>28860369

You can see exactly what it does just by looking at a forensic book.

>>28860796
That was a good thread.

>>28860421

>.25 ACP

It might be one of the most deadly cartridges, statistically speaking.

Vasily Blokhin used a .25 ACP pistol.

Your not fapping hand would be better I think. Lots of people have shot themselves in the hand and came out just fine.

>>28860396
Nutrition.

Someone beat you to the punch OP
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d30_1370729689&comments=1

>>28860525
Quite possibly. Mine was a car accident. The pelvis is the hardest bone in the body, with not one but two major arteries running through it. To top that off, it's cramped quarters, and difficult to repair. I was damned lucky to have a literal professor of bone surgery working on me. I was going to include a picture of the car, but it isn't on my phone anymore. Any emtfags on /k/ can attest to what a car t-boned on the driver's door looks like.

>>28860178
I keked hard

>>28861708

And people on /k/ talked shit when I said I would rather have an older car built like a tank than these new cars with crumple zones.

Y'all talked shit and made fun of me and here's a guy with a broken pelvis.

also please keep in mind that at the hospital, im pretty sure they have to report any gun shot wounds to the local constabulary who may or may not find it as funny and may or may not confiscate the weapon and arrest one or more of you

play stupid games, win stupid prizes...

I WAS IN THE THREAD WHERE ANON SHOT HIS ASS HI MOM!

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>>28860019
Pfft. As long as your're being a dumbass, do a scientific study. Shoot one thigh with 9mm and the other with .45acp. Both fmj, of course. For science.

>>28861480

That's about what I'd expect if OP was a fat shit and only hit 1 inch of meat.

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>>28860019
>>28860043
>>28860061
>>28860161
>>28860197

Jesus Christ this fkn thread

OP, pls bleed to death from your femoral artery so you cannot pass on your retardation

>>28862041
Nah, it's more like don't be a dumbass and assume you're good just because the sun is stabbing your eyeballs. A jeep at 40 hitting your drivers door when youre in a sedan will fuck anybody's day up. Like I said, I'm damned lucky to be alive.

>>28862041
go look on YouTube for a video of an old car vs new car accident, then come back and say that again.
modern cars are designed to crush and crumple to absorb energy, rather than be stiff and transfer it all to you.

also OP should put the 9mm vs .45 to bed, and use one in each leg, and track which is worse

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>>28860302

>shotgun shells full of .22lr

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>>28860302
>>28860255

/k/ and shotgun shells are a very dangerous combination when left alone long enough.

I'm sure someone will end up putting spiders in shells one day and using that as ammo.

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>>28860019

>>28860019
It's 9mm, not like it'll really even hurt you

>>28861336

the only difference being he was an executioner, shooting people in the brain stem, and I want to shoot myself in the foot.

best thread of the day

>>28860888
7.62 Tok confirmed for only handgun cartridge that can harm an adult male

OP is the type of person gun control advocates want to protect from themselves rather than letting nature take its course.

Who really wants OP out there potentially breading the next generation of stupid?

>>28861395
This. Might even be the reason OP wants to shoot himself.

Shot myself in the pinkie with a CO2 BB pistol. The copper BB was completely inside and under the skin of my finger. Swollen finger and regret for sure.

there was a thread a couple of weeks back where a guy legitimately ND'd a makarov or something into his foot and just went to hospital to get a couple of bandages

pics and everything

>>28860454
You tube will pull the video inside of three hours and you will be b&.

>>28860454
>ITT, OP is an attention whore.

>>28860019
Is this pasta?

>>28860607
>Not pringles
It's like you don't even pop, senpai.

>>28864711
Was it a Mak or a Tok?
One of them, anyways I remember that thread.
I think it was a Tok in x25 because I seem to remember thinking that it wasn't much damage for a (handgun) round with such high velocity.
But yeah, this happened, or shall I say somebody posted timestamped pics with what appeared to be a very convincing gunshot wound, as well as the supposed offending firearm.
As somebody who has seen a few GSWs while hunting, it convinced me.
The damage wasn't unexpectedly devastating, it was sort of what you'd expect from a GSW through the foot. Small entry, slightly larger exit.
The liveleak video above shows slightly less damage than the pictures showed iirc.

>>28865190
Tok

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Getting shot anywhere has a high chance of fucking that bit up permanently

stop being a retarded faggot, OP, if you even can.

>>28860019
>non lethal
>Ass shot

Anon, do you have any idea mow many vital organs are in that area, not including major arteries? Might as well go dodge traffic at rush hour.

>I'm gonna be on 30mg of oxycodone because I'm a pussy.
Holy shit dude, do you know how much 30mg of oxy is? That's fucking nothing. My uncle has a perscribed bottle of oxy for 300mg per dose. You'll feel a slight buzz at most and it won't dull any pain at all. You're a fucking retard also.

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OP, grow a skin flap. A giant skin flap. You need to get fat as fuck and then rapidly loose weight.

That's the only way you aint gonna die.

>>28860019
I think you should volunteer to get shot in the foot with a BB gun. The bottom of your foot. Grab your toes and pull the skin of your foot nice and tight, and have a friend shoot you. Enjoy. Once you're done, consider what a supersonic round would do to your flesh, and consider yourself lucky.

>>28860635
>might even get rich because it will surely become a "viral video"
>he thinks you can make money on one viral video
ProTip: the only people on YouTube that actually make ANY money on their viewcount alone are those who actually produce viral videos all the time, and those people aren't exactly living in golden mansions.

>>28860383
Any way you can realistically shoot yourself with birdshot (sans some rig with a long length of string on a trigger), is probably going to cause a massive, grisly wound.

>>28861330
>>28861310
>>28860796
link to archive

>>28864711
I remember a thread the other summer where a guy had just come back from the hospital because he had ND'd himself in the head when clearing his .38

>>28865756
So... he got cleared right in the bucket?

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>>28865664
Oh come on. Birdshot is for birds. See?

>>28865810
Think it glanced off the side of his forehead.

Everyone called him a retard, because seriously how do you fucking shoot yourself in the face when clearing a revolver.

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>>28860454
good luck

>>28862041
Nanotechnology?

>>28863695
>crumple zones
>working north of ~30 mph
all crumple zones succeed in doing is sending the engine block through the firewall in a head on highway speed collision and totaling your car from a minor traffic accident.

>>28860019
shoot yourself with smaller bullets to build up an immunity

>>28866585
>implying bullets smaller than 9mm exist
lmau

>>28866567

Hold on, traffic fatalities as a whole and per capita have been going down in the US over the past 50 years, when crumple zones were first rolled out.

Crumple zones actually allow areas outside the main passenger cabin or "safety cell" to collapse to reduce impact and inertia on the occupants.

i.e the engine block won't go into your lap by design.

>>28866655
>Crumple zones actually allow areas outside the main passenger cabin or "safety cell" to collapse to reduce impact and inertia on the occupants.
and past ~30mph there isn't enough Crumple to zone m8. And then you end up with the firewall crushing your legs and the engineblock making sweet love to the right half of your body.

>over the past 50 years...
as have compulsory seatbelt laws

Give me a solid frame car with a steel body and modern seatbelt any day. GG totaling your civic from a 20mph crash.

>>28866682

The solid steel cars and sudden stops basically turn your insides to mush and toss your seats through the windshield.

Keep being a fat retarded fogey though.

>>28866692
not as long as the guy that hits me is in a composite frame car ;)

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/k/ - A magical place

Become a guest on the slow mo guys and have them record it in super slow motio

>>28860019

If you're shooting yourself over a meme you might want to try your head.

>>28861168
have you not been paying attention ? he wants dat youtube money

>>28861480
I trust Op will have better quality material

>>28865285
why is there a ballsack under her armpit ?

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>>28867198

>>28865940
What is the story behind that image? I really want to know.

>>28860178
Oh ho the keks

>>28863778
>Someday there will be spiders in shotshells.
No one has done that yet?!?!?!

>>28865940
Looks like hamburger.

Also, thanks for contributing without moralfagging.

If dubs OP shoots his Ass

If trips OP shoots his middle finger

If quints OP shoots an unsuspecting nigger and him asks about the pain

If singles OP is a faggot

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>>28860019

>>28860019

start off with .22 short and work your way up

Shoot a bullet in your pinkie toe
Least risk, maximum pain.

>non-lethal area like my ass or my calf muscle.
Ass has a very high risk of hitting a big artery.
Very lethal.

Calf muscles are important, and also risky.

>>28860161
You deserve a Darwin award.

>inb4 you get shot in an awkward angle and you lose your sphincter.

>>28860197
Say hello to nerve damage and muscles that will never come back

>>28860019
Welp, make sure to post the video

>>28860019
>Ok so this might sound crazy but...
Stop right there.

>>28866567
dead wrong
>>28866655
this correct
>>28866682
stop shitposting and do some basic research you retard

Here, you get to drive the "solid frame car with a steel body" and I'll drive the malibu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_r5UJrxcck

>40MPH fgt

>>28867407
guy breaks into dude's house
dude shoots guy with birdshot 12-gauge load
guy has his limb absolutely fucking devastated because it happened within like 10ft

>>28860019
Maybe you should livestream it in case you die or something?

Burn/Itch fuck that shit