Ok so this might sound crazy but I want to get shot with a 9mm just to see what it feels like.
Obviously im gonna use ball ammo and have my buddy shoot me in a non-lethal area like my ass or my calf muscle.
What should I have on-hand to clean up the wound?
I will be uploading the video to youtube as an educational video to show what 9mm can really do, even if it's not a hollow point.
I'm gonna be on 30mg of oxycodone because I'm a pussy.
What do you guys think? What's the best spot to get shot for educational purposes? Suggestions on which brand to use?
I'm gonna put this myth/meme to an end that 9mm doesn't have enough "stoppin powah'
shoot yourself in the ass, but make sure you turn sideways, this way the bullet just flies through your cheeks instead of actually into your body, though if the gun is literally pressed up against your asscheek it might blow it off.
have fun trying to sit down for the next year.
the only retard in this thread is you, my freind.
You're confusing bravery with retardation
There is a difference. Would you volunteer to get shot? Didn't think so. I think you're just scared cause you don't want people to see how devastating 9mm is
Well this is definitely the dumbest idea anyone on /k/ has ever had.
>I think you're just scared cause you don't want people to see how devastating 9mm is
oh my god is this a 9mm/45fag thread?
its a meme guys, just stop.
10x25mm Auto or go home fucking Christ.
>ruining your trained calf muscle by being unable to use it for an undefined amount of time (what is atrophy)
>possible scar tissue to the max
your leg will never be the same, shoot yourself in the asscheek you don't even need that hunk of fat, except for sitting down, it might even provide some comedic value to your life.
>shot himself in the asscheek because he wanted to see the result
>can't sit down
o i am already laffin
You haven't been here long enough. It is impossible to exaggerate /k/'s propensity for recreational violence.
It's not about testing the meme it's about education. Don't you want to see what happens when someone gets shot ?
We will do a close-up high definition review of the entrance and exit hole of the wound
I know i'm curious, shoulda known you guys would be a bunch of pussies about it
I mean obviously no one would do this. But in all seriousness, what ever you shoot, will be messed up for the rest of you life in all likelihood.
I know OP is young because he doesnt realise this yet. When I was even 20 years old, let alone younger, I was practically immune from getting hurt, and injury healed quickly.
Now,knocking on the door of my 30s, Its easy to get injured, and they they take 2 or 3 times longer to heal.
And the Darwin Award goes to OP.
I've considered shooting myself in the foot with .25acp and just telling people I stepped on a nail.
But it's a fucking insane idea and should never be done, let alone for the purpose of putting it on youtube
Ok, I'll admit i'm not just doing it for educational purposes, I also want to get millions of views on youtube for being the first one to do this and hopefully i'll get lots of subscribers.
>What do you guys think?
I think you're retarded.
This thread reminds me of the story of the Egyptian guy who amputated both of his own hands on a railroad track because he couldn't stop stealing.
Every once in a great while, typical stupidity mutates into a newer, messier, crazier breed.
MAKE A VIDEO OF THAT SHIT
literally record yourself shooting yourself in the ass (shoot yourself because you don't want to incriminate your friend)
>it will be controversial as fuck
>you will get famous
>might even get rich because it will surely become a "viral video"
managers note: pls provide link ITT
wish i was your manager because all i can see is dollar signs
here we have the dumbest shit posted so far this year. everyone just take a moment to take it in.
I hope you die from your self-inflicted injury, asswipe.
Jokes on you OP.
My video goes live just as soon as I get out of the hospital. And I used .45acp.
the calf is way safer then the ass, ass has the chance to go wrong in so many ways
calf is also pretty fixable, you just wont be able to walk with that leg for awhile
also the outside of the arm is also very safe
>>gets shot in ass, hits pelvis, shattering it and ricochets off through his crotch removing self from gene pool.
We can only hope. Of course, with the way stupid proliferates, the bullet will hit his nut and somehow cause it to start producing megasperm, and if he so much as shakes a girl's hand after jerking it, she'll get pregnant.
If you're that serious shoot a dead pig or something. If you get shot in the ass the round can fuck up a tendon hit an artery or fuck up your hip. Also taking a pain killer prior to getting shot will fuck up your expirement and also possibly inhibit your blood from clotting.
Quite possibly. Mine was a car accident. The pelvis is the hardest bone in the body, with not one but two major arteries running through it. To top that off, it's cramped quarters, and difficult to repair. I was damned lucky to have a literal professor of bone surgery working on me. I was going to include a picture of the car, but it isn't on my phone anymore. Any emtfags on /k/ can attest to what a car t-boned on the driver's door looks like.
And people on /k/ talked shit when I said I would rather have an older car built like a tank than these new cars with crumple zones.
Y'all talked shit and made fun of me and here's a guy with a broken pelvis.
also please keep in mind that at the hospital, im pretty sure they have to report any gun shot wounds to the local constabulary who may or may not find it as funny and may or may not confiscate the weapon and arrest one or more of you
play stupid games, win stupid prizes...
Pfft. As long as your're being a dumbass, do a scientific study. Shoot one thigh with 9mm and the other with .45acp. Both fmj, of course. For science.
Jesus Christ this fkn thread
OP, pls bleed to death from your femoral artery so you cannot pass on your retardation
Nah, it's more like don't be a dumbass and assume you're good just because the sun is stabbing your eyeballs. A jeep at 40 hitting your drivers door when youre in a sedan will fuck anybody's day up. Like I said, I'm damned lucky to be alive.
go look on YouTube for a video of an old car vs new car accident, then come back and say that again.
modern cars are designed to crush and crumple to absorb energy, rather than be stiff and transfer it all to you.
also OP should put the 9mm vs .45 to bed, and use one in each leg, and track which is worse
/k/ and shotgun shells are a very dangerous combination when left alone long enough.
I'm sure someone will end up putting spiders in shells one day and using that as ammo.
OP is the type of person gun control advocates want to protect from themselves rather than letting nature take its course.
Who really wants OP out there potentially breading the next generation of stupid?
This. Might even be the reason OP wants to shoot himself.
Shot myself in the pinkie with a CO2 BB pistol. The copper BB was completely inside and under the skin of my finger. Swollen finger and regret for sure.
Was it a Mak or a Tok?
One of them, anyways I remember that thread.
I think it was a Tok in x25 because I seem to remember thinking that it wasn't much damage for a (handgun) round with such high velocity.
But yeah, this happened, or shall I say somebody posted timestamped pics with what appeared to be a very convincing gunshot wound, as well as the supposed offending firearm.
As somebody who has seen a few GSWs while hunting, it convinced me.
The damage wasn't unexpectedly devastating, it was sort of what you'd expect from a GSW through the foot. Small entry, slightly larger exit.
The liveleak video above shows slightly less damage than the pictures showed iirc.
Getting shot anywhere has a high chance of fucking that bit up permanently
stop being a retarded faggot, OP, if you even can.
>I'm gonna be on 30mg of oxycodone because I'm a pussy.
Holy shit dude, do you know how much 30mg of oxy is? That's fucking nothing. My uncle has a perscribed bottle of oxy for 300mg per dose. You'll feel a slight buzz at most and it won't dull any pain at all. You're a fucking retard also.
OP, grow a skin flap. A giant skin flap. You need to get fat as fuck and then rapidly loose weight.
That's the only way you aint gonna die.
I think you should volunteer to get shot in the foot with a BB gun. The bottom of your foot. Grab your toes and pull the skin of your foot nice and tight, and have a friend shoot you. Enjoy. Once you're done, consider what a supersonic round would do to your flesh, and consider yourself lucky.
>might even get rich because it will surely become a "viral video"
>he thinks you can make money on one viral video
ProTip: the only people on YouTube that actually make ANY money on their viewcount alone are those who actually produce viral videos all the time, and those people aren't exactly living in golden mansions.
Oh come on. Birdshot is for birds. See?
>working north of ~30 mph
all crumple zones succeed in doing is sending the engine block through the firewall in a head on highway speed collision and totaling your car from a minor traffic accident.
Hold on, traffic fatalities as a whole and per capita have been going down in the US over the past 50 years, when crumple zones were first rolled out.
Crumple zones actually allow areas outside the main passenger cabin or "safety cell" to collapse to reduce impact and inertia on the occupants.
i.e the engine block won't go into your lap by design.
>Crumple zones actually allow areas outside the main passenger cabin or "safety cell" to collapse to reduce impact and inertia on the occupants.
and past ~30mph there isn't enough Crumple to zone m8. And then you end up with the firewall crushing your legs and the engineblock making sweet love to the right half of your body.
>over the past 50 years...
as have compulsory seatbelt laws
Give me a solid frame car with a steel body and modern seatbelt any day. GG totaling your civic from a 20mph crash.
Shoot a bullet in your pinkie toe
Least risk, maximum pain.
>non-lethal area like my ass or my calf muscle.
Ass has a very high risk of hitting a big artery.
Calf muscles are important, and also risky.
You deserve a Darwin award.
>inb4 you get shot in an awkward angle and you lose your sphincter.
Say hello to nerve damage and muscles that will never come back
stop shitposting and do some basic research you retard
Here, you get to drive the "solid frame car with a steel body" and I'll drive the malibu